Episode Summary: "We're Forming A Boy Band" (#512)
Host/Authors: Joe Santagato & Frank Alvarez
Podcast: The Basement Yard
Release Date: July 21, 2025
1. Introduction
Joe Santagato and Frank Alvarez return to another lively episode of The Basement Yard, diving straight into a mix of nostalgia, pop culture, and humorous banter. The episode kicks off with Joe noticing Frank's new sweater, setting a casual and friendly tone for the discussions to follow.
2. Revisiting "The Grinch" Movie
The hosts begin by dissecting the classic film "How the Grinch Stole Christmas," focusing on Jim Carrey's portrayal of the titular character.
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Frank Alvarez shares his preference:
“I kind of like the Grinch when he was an... I kind of thought he was more fun. I kind of like Jim Carrey Grinch being a little mean guy.”
[00:25] -
Joe Santagato humorously critiques the Grinch's physique:
“Yo, you know what's crazy about that movie? I didn't expect the Grinch to have such a fun fat wagon.”
[00:48]
The duo humorously explores perceived adult themes and hidden subtexts within the film, such as the unexpected portrayal of characters like Cindy Lou Who, adding a layer of comedic analysis to their discussion.
- Frank points out an amusing detail:
“Cindy Lou Who was the child that had the who bags. She had giant who tits.”
[02:09]
This light-hearted critique highlights their ability to find humor in beloved classics, appealing to listeners who enjoy both nostalgia and comedic takes on familiar stories.
3. Transition to Boy Bands: Backstreet Boys vs. NSYNC
Shifting gears, Joe and Frank delve into the world of 90s and early 2000s boy bands, specifically comparing the Backstreet Boys and NSYNC.
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Frank reflects on the strategic formation of these groups:
“Frankly, they clearly knew what they were doing in forming boy bands.”
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Joe expresses his admiration for NSYNC:
“I fucked with NSYNC, Frank. Hard.”
[11:00]
The conversation covers the formation, management, and rise to fame of both bands, highlighting their impact on pop culture and their loyal fanbases.
4. Comparing Discographies and Hits
The hosts engage in a spirited debate over the top hits of each band, assessing their musical legacies.
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Joe lauds NSYNC's holiday anthem:
“I will say the fucking Merry Christmas, happy holiday song is a banger.”
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Frank counters with Backstreet Boys' classics:
“Everybody backstreets back. I remember that music video being so sick.”
[19:53]
They meticulously compare chart-topping singles, music videos, and overall album success, offering personal favorites and memorable moments from each group's career.
5. The Impact of Fame and Industry Challenges
Joe and Frank discuss the darker side of boy band fame, touching on issues like substance abuse and the pressures of the music industry.
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Frank brings up Nick Carter's struggles:
“I believe Nick Carter had a pretty public battle with substances, didn't he?”
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Joe concurs on the difficulties faced by young stars:
“Being young and just not falling into that is probably very difficult.”
[13:22]
This segment sheds light on the personal challenges artists face behind the scenes, providing a more profound understanding of the industry's impact on individual lives.
6. Chuck E. Cheese's Adult Arcade Concept
In a twist towards the end of the episode, Joe and Frank explore Chuck E. Cheese's initiative to create an adult-themed arcade, analyzing its potential success and market reception.
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Frank excitedly announces:
“Chuck E. Cheese... is now coming out with something to make us feel like kids again.”
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Joe expresses skepticism:
“Absolutely not. Because it's not for adults.”
[64:06]
They compare this concept to other adult-focused gaming establishments like Dave & Buster's and Barcade, debating whether nostalgia and the allure of childhood memories can drive adult participation in such venues.
7. Conclusion
Wrapping up the episode, Joe and Frank reflect on their discussions, emphasizing the enduring influence of boy bands and the evolving landscape of entertainment venues. They encourage listeners to engage with their live shows and explore more content available on their Patreon page.
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Frank invites participation:
“If you're coming to any of these future shows... Go check it out. The Basement Yard dot com.”
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Joe promotes upcoming events:
“Go to the basementyard.com to get your tickets to these live shows.”
[73:09]
The episode concludes on a high note, blending humor with heartfelt insights, ensuring listeners leave entertained and informed.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
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“I kind of like the Grinch when he was an... I kind of thought he was more fun.”
— Frank Alvarez [00:25] -
“Yo, you know what's crazy about that movie? I didn't expect the Grinch to have such a fun fat wagon.”
— Joe Santagato [00:48] -
“I fucked with NSYNC, Frank. Hard.”
— Joe Santagato [11:00] -
“I will say the fucking Merry Christmas, happy holiday song is a banger.”
— Joe Santagato [16:19] -
“Chuck E. Cheese... is now coming out with something to make us feel like kids again.”
— Frank Alvarez [50:16] -
“Absolutely not. Because it's not for adults.”
— Joe Santagato [64:06]
This episode of The Basement Yard masterfully blends nostalgic reflections with contemporary discussions, all delivered through the engaging chemistry of Joe and Frank. Whether reminiscing about classic movies, dissecting the boy band phenomenon, or contemplating modern entertainment trends, listeners are treated to a comprehensive and entertaining exploration of pop culture.