#528 - We Are The S*xiest Podcasters

Summary

The Basement Yard – Episode #528: "We Are The S*xiest Podcasters"

Podcast: The Basement Yard
Hosts: Joe Santagato & Frank Alvarez
Guest/Third Mic: Ant Prisco
Date: November 10, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this lively and comedic episode, Joe, Frank, and Ant lean fully into the theme of being "the Sexiest Podcasters," reflecting on their recent People magazine accolade. The conversation swerves through trendy TikTok culture (the mysterious "Group 7"), new merchandise, the nature of sexiness and self-image, viral celebrity products, male grooming practices, and a playful but thoughtful debate about human emotions.

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Key Discussion Points

1. The "Group 7" TikTok Phenomenon

[00:37–10:00]

• Joe and Frank are baffled by the mysterious “Group 7” TikTok trend, with Ant smugly gatekeeping what it means.
• Joyfully lampooning the concept, they compare it to old internet games and the feeling of exclusion.
• Ant claims, "If you don’t know what Group 7 is, you’re not Group 7." (01:18)
• The crew riffs on “group” status, creating alternative names like “zones” and “symbols”—“Zone Knife” gets some love.
• The bit devolves into mock accusations of exclusion and racism, poking fun at social media's algorithm-driven communities.

2. Basement Yard Merch & The Madison Square Garden Show

[10:00–12:30]

• They briefly break to showcase surprise jackets custom-made for the upcoming MSG show.
• Notable moment: Greg gifts the jackets in person; the hosts praise the quality and exclusivity.

“These jackets came out so good that I ordered 500 of them. They’re gonna be available at Madison Square Garden. First come, first serve. That’s it. 500. We’re never making these again.” – Joe (10:55)

3. Sexiest Podcasters: Humblebrags and Reflections

[12:30–15:00]

• The crew reflects on being named People Magazine’s Sexiest Podcasters of 2025, poking fun at the photo selection and the nature of such accolades.
• Joking claims about “sexy groups,” who did the “heavy lifting,” and the standards of sexiness in podcasting.

“You can take the people out of sexy. You can’t take the sexy out of people.” – Frank (13:44)

4. What Makes Someone Sexy? (And Can You Self-Sexy?)

[15:00–32:00]

• Spirited debate: Is feeling sexy something you can bestow upon yourself, or is it determined by others?
• Frank posits, “I don’t think sexy is something you can bestow upon yourself. Sexy is a gift.” (24:50)
• Joe and Ant challenge him—debating self-confidence, the difference between “looking good” and “feeling sexy,” and how social affirmation influences self-image.
• Hilarious riff on the metaphysical nature of “sexy”—Frank waxes poetic:

“Sexy is not tied to a physical plane of existence, but it is more a metaphysical, amoral amalgus...” (31:14)

• “Sexy” locations (hair, ass, chest)—“If sexy lives anywhere, it’s not in our stomach.” (30:33)

5. Sexuality, God, and Santa

[18:03–19:12]

• The crew riffs on who they need to be “sexy” for: God, Santa, partners—and which is most important.

6. Kourtney Kardashian’s “Vagina Lollipop” & Celebrity Health Trends

[37:34–45:35]

• The hosts fall for viral clickbait, initially believing Kourtney Kardashian’s new lollipop product is meant for internal “hoo ha” use.
• Ant: “You know the lollipops aren’t being shoved in anything, right?” (40:00)
• Frank: “That’s a rare business blunder by the Kardashian clan.” (40:22)
• Once corrected, they analyze the real purpose (just a vitamin lollipop), the price point ($5.99 for five at Target), and what it allegedly does for “vaginal health.”
• Discussion of celebrity health products’ real efficacy and the marketing genius behind these viral items.

7. The Return of the Bush: Male Grooming, Shaving Practices & Trends

[48:53–53:32]

• The hosts reminisce and debate about the prominence of pubic hair (“the bush”), trends through the decades, and their own shaving routines.
• Ant stuns Joe and Frank with his “dry shaving” method—no cream, no water.

Frank: “You’re shaving your man bush, your mush, with just a dry razor. It doesn’t pull? Who are you? Are you slick?” (51:59)

• They debate clean-shaven faces, mustaches, and beard envy, with playful ribbing about what they'd look like clean-shaven (“serial killer” references abound).

8. Best Emotion to Erase from Existence?

[64:09–71:56]

• Listener question: If you could erase one emotion from the world, which would it be?
• Personal angle: Frank chooses “anger,” but globally says “envy” is most destructive.
  • "Envy feels like it has more malice with it... I want it, I'm going for it." – Frank (67:15)
• In-depth, comedic debate about jealousy, anxiety (“you need it, I saw Inside Out 2”), contentment, disgust, and surprise.
• How “envy” stands apart from “jealousy” and why, if removed, it might benefit humanity.
• Trivia about the voice cast of Inside Out 2, musings on stalkers and obsessive love.

9. Cultural Tastes & Trying New Foods

[73:44–74:48]

• Ant reveals a surprisingly adventurous palate, but recoils at the idea of fish that “look like a fish.”
• Joe and Frank probe for his culinary limits, but Ant insists he’ll “try anything once.”

10. End of Show: Self-Promotion & Playful Banter

[75:01–75:31]

• The usual plugs for their social accounts and Patreon, with the trio joking about their dynamic and roles.
• Playful complaints about getting cut off or not having enough time to do their own plugs.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Group 7:
  “If you don’t know what group seven is, you’re not group seven.” – Ant (01:18)
  "You're talking more than both of us... it's not really giving group seven, but that's neither here nor there." – Joe (09:43)
• On Being Sexiest Podcasters:
  “People have spoken. Our fans are fervent.” – Frank (13:50)
  “I just think we’re sexy because we’re willing to love. ... Because we’re not that smart.” – Frank (14:44/14:49)
• On “Sexy” as a Gift:
  “I don’t think sexy is something you can bestow upon yourself. Sexy is a gift.” – Frank (24:50)
• On Marketing Trends:
  “If I had a puss and I could eat a lollipop and make my shit taste like pineapple, I’m paying $30 for five lollipops.” – Joe (45:16)
• On Grooming:
  “You’re basically shaving your man bush ... with just a dry razor. ... Who are you? Are you slick?” – Frank (51:59)
• On Emotions:
  “Envy feels like it has more malice with it. ... Envy’s like, I want it. I’m going for it.” – Frank (67:15)
• On Being Unapologetically Themselves:
  “That’s what makes us so sexy: idiots.” – Joe (41:01)

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Key Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:37–04:09: Group 7 TikTok confusion and gatekeeping
• 10:00–12:30: MSG show jackets reveal
• 12:30–16:00: Sexiest Podcasters recognition and the nature of “sexy"
• 24:50–32:00: Can you “self-sexy”? Frank’s metaphysical musing
• 40:00–41:00: Kourtney Kardashian’s “vagina lollipop” revelation (“not for insertion” realization)
• 48:53–53:32: Grooming confessions: dry shaving and pubic trends
• 64:09–71:56: Emotional world-building: which emotion goes?
• 73:44–74:48: Food aversions and trying new things

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Tone & Style

• Highly comedic, self-deprecating, with signature fast-paced banter and riffing.
• Playful debates about shallow (and deep) topics, layered with absurd humor and occasional heartfelt moments.
• Spontaneous, irreverent, but always anchored by the chemistry of real-life friends.

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Final Thoughts for Listeners

Even without listening, this episode brings all the classic Basement Yard energy—smart-dumb musings on life, internet culture, and what it means to be labeled "sexy." If you want to know how Instagram trends, self-image, and dry-shaving pubes intersect, you’re in the right basement!

Transcript

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Welcome back to the basement.

[A]

Welcome back to the basement yard. What's going on?

[C]

Why are you like, you preparing for a hurricane or something? What's going on?

[A]

It's fully raining outside, so that's.

[C]

And you're fully indoors right now. You're not outside in any capacity.

[A]

I like green.

[C]

You do like green? Green is good. Green is good. Hello.

[A]

Hello.

[C]

Welcome.

[A]

Why'd I say that? Like French yellow.

[B]

Joe's jacket is giving very Group 7 vibes right now.

[C]

What is this shit?

[A]

Because I'm seeing the Group 7 shit on TikTok.

[C]

What is Group 7?

[B]

You guys don't know? You wouldn't know. Group 7, those who know. No, you guys aren't Group 7.

[A]

Those are.

[C]

No, no.

[B]

Those who would know. No.

[C]

Am I group? Are we Group seven? What is. Can you explain any fucking sort of context at this point?

[B]

If you don't know what group seven is, you're not group seven.

[C]

Oh, is this like the game like you remember that thing where it's just like. You ever play the game? No. And it's like, well, you lost the game. And it's like, what the. Is this stupid?

[A]

This is like some 20 year old. Your 20 year old brother type.

[C]

Yeah, he's like trying to like Gatekeep being cool on the Internet.

[B]

It popped up on my for you page. Didn't pop up on your feet.

[A]

I have seen it. I've seen like something about group seven and I'm like, I don't even know what the that is.

[C]

I thought it was like a movie. I haven't seen anything. Where have you been? See, you said on Tick Tock.

[B]

Yeah, it's like this girl put a series of videos out, like group one to seven and everyone who got Group seven on their for you page. Group seven.

[C]

But what is the. What is Group seven like? Who is in group seven? Now I'm starting to get like, I'm not included. And I don't like that.

[B]

I'm not allowed to tell you. What's group seven?

[C]

Exactly? Tell me.

[B]

First rule about group seven. You don't talk about Group seven.

[C]

You know, is it that good that you don't want to get kicked out. We as a nation trying to divide each other. Why can't there just be group horrible for humans? Oh, you know, why does it need to be I'm group. I'm group. I'm group seven. I'm group. I'm group three. Whoa. Cool. Is group one not more superior group?

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Is group seven the one you want to be in?

[B]

That's the one all the cool kids are in.

[C]

Why? I'm not getting this.

[A]

What?

[B]

This is the main reason why you don't know.

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Fuck you.

[C]

Okay, let's hold on really quick.

[A]

So am I in it? Because I've seen it.

[B]

Have you seen the original video?

[C]

What video are we talking about?

[A]

I don't know if it's the original.

[C]

I've seen a few videos.

[B]

You know what? You could be a part of group seven.

[C]

Ah, you're a loser. Don't you point at me. Not in the group. I'm first of all insane that the two white men are not allowing me to be in the group.

[A]

Oh, I didn't. I didn't. I mean, you both got it.

[C]

You both just looked at each other and went. And then you said. Yes, you did. I saw you mouth it. You said WP you gave. You gave a look to each other. Group 7 G. S backwards. It's what segregate the.

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No.

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Hispanics. Yeah, you know, the. The. The.

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The.

[C]

I don't like this. Right? And I'm not just saying that it's potentially racist. I. I'm telling everyone that it is.

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Do you know actually what it is?

[C]

No, it's just all that.

[B]

I just know I'm in the group, right?

[C]

So. Well, you know what's gonna happen now since you guys are talking about it? It's gonna pop up to my page, and then I'll be in group seven, and then you can do your cute. How pissed off would you be if.

[A]

It was like, all right, group three.

[C]

And you're like, fuck. I mean that also, like, I would need some background. Like, I need to know what the difference between group one, group two, group three, group four, group five, group six.

[B]

He's already feeling the power of group seven.

[A]

Look at him.

[C]

Well, he goes straight to his head. Immediately. Right into his head. Yeah, go ahead. Call whoever you need to call.

[A]

Josh, design me a group seven tattoo.

[C]

Is Josh in group seven? Josh isn't in group seven.

[A]

Gotta be.

[C]

Get him on the horn. See if he's in Group 7. I don't.

[A]

We don't call people in Group 7.

[C]

We don't do that. We text.

[A]

See?

[C]

I don't know what's going on, dude. So just to be clear, there is no, like, anything, like bullet points. It's kind of like, or checklist to be Group 7.

[B]

It's just like your vibe. You just gotta.

[C]

Can you see? Can you see more of an energy Google if There's a Group 7 checklist just so we could put this to bed. Check. Just so we could tuck it in and give one of these.

[A]

I like that. I like being tucked under my butt.

[C]

I bet you do. You do a lot of tucking under your butt, huh?

[A]

Oh, you're talking about when you put.

[C]

Your penis and your balls, you know.

[B]

So you want a Group 7 Delta checklist?

[C]

What's Delta?

[A]

Delta Militant.

[B]

Yeah, that's what I'm getting up here. Delta flights. Group 7. I don't think, I don't think there's a checklist.

[C]

Oh, that's like when you're boarding a plane. Oh, yeah. So if we're going by that Group seven, you fucking suck.

[B]

That does.

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I want out now.

[C]

Now he wants out now. He wants back to Group 1 or Group diamond or something.

[B]

Something.

[C]

You know that they're going to find a new classification for it.

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Yeah.

[C]

It just feels exclusionary. Right. And Joey, how often do I tell you I'm all about inclusivity? All the time. Okay, I'm, that's what I'm about, right? I'm not. This isn't a joke. I am.

[A]

Okay, well, now it just sounds like you're defensive, dude.

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Well, it's because two people in this room. 66%. Which, by the way.

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Right.

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Add another six to that, it's the devil. We're getting close.

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Tell you what I did find out is changing groups isn't possible. So once you're in one, even if.

[C]

So I can't even get out of this.

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I wanted to.

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Well, hold on, hold on, hold on. Technically, Technically, you're so desperate. No, technically, I haven't seen any of these group stuff, so technically I'm a free agent.

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Technically.

[C]

So I have not yet been recruited by a group.

[A]

But you're so desperate that, like, I don't, it's not giving.

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You don't make the classific. You don't make the choice for the groups. That's, that is true. Were you the group czar?

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I'm, I, I just got in here, you know, but I, I, I'm getting the vibe.

[C]

So is this an algorithm thing? That's what I'm getting at. It's Just like basically the lizard people that run Tick Tock and Instagram.

[A]

Oh, don't blame Hillary Clinton for this.

[C]

I sound crazy that you named what you name. Dropped one of them. Are you guys hanging out together? Careful. You're getting to levels of rich that are getting close to lizard person. And you're wearing green all of a sudden. Can't wait for these edits to come out.

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Tell you this right now. If I was a reptilian human being.

[C]

There would be no secret that's.

[A]

I would be out blinking with yellow eyes.

[C]

That's an oxy. That's an oxymoron. You can't be a reptilian human being. You're either a reptile lizard person or you're a human being. All right, it's like Biggie Smalls or Jumbo Shrimp.

[A]

No.

[B]

What about like a reptile Humanoid.

[C]

Humanoid is different. I mean I said. He specifically said human being.

[A]

Guys, I want to be a reptile. I misspoke.

[C]

You want to be Syzoth. Who's that? The last of the Zatarans.

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I'm not even gonna go down that road with you.

[C]

That's for Mortal Kombat. Because that feels like a lot of combat for Mortal Kombat, dude. Mortal Kombat. Mortal Kombat. Mortal Kombat. You could be reptile. And the new one. Hold on. Now that I'm saying it, you kind of look like the new reptile.

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Oh yeah? Yeah. I look like a lizard.

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No, you look like his human form. Because they could camouflage in a human form type in MK1 reptile. You kind of look like him now that I'm talking about it.

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Frank. No, I don't.

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Joey, pull up right there. You kind of look like him. You just need a stupid face tattoo. Which, the rate you're going, it's on its way. You don't look like the lizard part. Sure. No, Yeah, I don't look like that.

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I'm not clean shaven.

[C]

You look like a twinkie little karate guy. I'm not even a twink anymore.

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I'm kind of a twunk.

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You think you've graduated. You're just putting yourself in all these class. You're group seven. You're twirl.

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A twink is like a little like 160 pound guy.

[C]

Joey, you just earlier told me you weigh 110 pounds and you're five foot two.

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It's not even. It's not even a good joke. Not even good joke.

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Real Group 2 vibes. Frankie.

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He'S like the sorting Hat.

[C]

Of he really is. You hear him, right? He's getting such a little fun. He's so giddy over there.

[A]

You should start your own groups and call them zones. Like, yo, if you're getting this on your for you page, zone four.

[C]

You know what? I'm not even gonna. But no, no, I'm not gonna give it letters. I'm gonna give it a cool like, not numbers or letters. I'm gonna give it a cool, like, already symbol.

[A]

You're overthinking it.

[C]

Yeah, I know, but it'll be like, welcome. We're in. We're in zone snake.

[A]

Oh, you're gonna make it like, we're in the.

[C]

We're in zone claw. You know, we're just cool words. Zone knife.

[A]

Right? Knife. You think it's a cool word?

[C]

It's a pretty cool word, you got to admit.

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Nice.

[C]

Does anything match what it is better than the word knife? Spoon, Bubble, Bubbles. Great bubbles. A really good one. Yeah, but I don't like how aggressive you've been about this whole Group 7 thing. And you too.

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You're talking more than both of us, and that's what I'm saying. It's not really giving group seven, but that's neither here nor there. Maybe we will never know. We have no idea. But I will say that on the Patreon episode, if you guys aren't patrons, they get sneak peeks at stuff that you guys don't get at. So if you want to sign up, go to patreon.com the basementyard. But Greg surprised us with a gift of these jackets.

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Okay, look at these jackets that we.

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Well, you know what?

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Nevermind.

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I already said jackets.

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I already gave it away. But we have these jackets that he surprised us with from the basement to the Garden. And they're beautiful, and they got a patch on the side made in New York and TBY in the front. They're unbelievable. We all are gonna have them. And we have a clip where there's a little surprise in there for everyone too. So roll that clip.

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Roll it. Ladies and gentlemen, Greg is handing me a jacket. What is that? Come over here.

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Give him a lap.

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Let him sit in your lap. Santa Claus, let him sit in your lap. Ooh, good lap coverage. Not bad lap coverage, right?

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Got all the space.

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I got a great lap for sitting. Oh, yeah, the basement to the Garden.

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Oh, patch, Patch, Patch.

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Oh, wow.

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The patch is sick. Yeah. I'm very proud of this. Athena, help bring this to life. Athena, help bring this to life. So these jackets came out so good that I ordered 500 of them.

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God damn.

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They're gonna be available at Madison Square Garden. First come, first serve. That's it. 500. We're never making these again. But people, the people can wear the same basement, yard, master, square garden jackets as us. These are sick.

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Really cool. Thank you so much.

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Enjoy. Of course.

[C]

Who told you to order 500 fucking jackets?

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Executive decision.

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I love that. He just makes executive.

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Please buy.

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There will be a limited amount available for you, as you heard in the clip. So go check it out. Kind of crazy sick. I mean, nothing. Nothing is, you know, it's New York, baby, is the Garden. We got New York, New York. Keep going. That wasn't very good.

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It wasn't.

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If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere.

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What'd you think?

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That's pretty good.

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Yeah.

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Not bad, right? Yeah, I'd like to think. Is that. Is that putting me in the group? What group? All right, let me ask you some questions. Oh, I got a group for you that you're in.

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Sexiest podcasters of 20.

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Listen. People magazine, Sexiest Podcasters.

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It's gone to my head. Look at my head. It's growing.

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Take your hat off. Take your hat off. Stupid ass hair. Here's a thing.

[B]

Sexy ass hair.

[C]

Here's the thing. Technically, it is sexy hair. Technically. Does this put us in a group? If you're in sexy podcast, you're in.

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A mean guy group. You're in a Bully Group.

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Group 4.

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Group.

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Group 4.

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Group 4.

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I remember vividly last year talking about the sexiest podcast, and we were like, what the hell? And then we got nominated. We were like, that's hysterical. And we were like, we're never gonna win.

[A]

Also, the picture they chose was not good.

[C]

Yeah. Someone here was doing heavy, sexy lifting, heavy sex, and it wasn't the guy that was shaved with a fucking quadruple chin and. And snaggle teeth. You know what I thought? You know what I thought about? You were shaved.

[A]

Because we had just done the Drag Queen episode.

[C]

Regardless of why I was shaved, it's one of the, like, five episodes that we've done where I'm completely shaved. Why did they pick on my face?

[A]

Yeah, they tried to. Why did you specify?

[C]

I've.

[A]

I don't know why they picked that out of all. It was like a Santa Gotta Studios video.

[C]

I mean, listen, the people have spoken.

[A]

They have spoken, and they tried to fucking cut our legs out from underneath us by putting that picture up.

[C]

Yeah. You know what? You can take the people out of sexy. You can't take the sexy out of people.

[A]

Right?

[C]

And the people have spoken. Our fans are fervent.

[A]

I don't really know what that means, but it feels sexual.

[C]

Yeah. You know what? In this context, it might have been a little over the top. I just think that we're sexy.

[B]

Mean, they even tried to nerf my two sexy boys. Still one.

[C]

Am I one of your sexy boys?

[B]

Definitely one of my sexy boys.

[C]

Like, was I. Was I a sexy boy before?

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Sexy boys do you got.

[C]

He did specify my two sexy boys.

[B]

Seven.

[A]

You have seven sexy boys?

[C]

Seven sexy boys.

[A]

You're gonna get a knock on your door later.

[C]

That's crazy. Wait, why is someone knocking on his door?

[A]

I have seven sexy boys. I mean, that kind of. Oh, right.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

You're all right.

[B]

The boys party saying, you're on a list.

[C]

I mean, men, I think what makes us sexy is our willingness to love.

[B]

Sorry.

[C]

Oh, what's funny about it?

[A]

I'm sorry.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Our willingness to love.

[C]

I think that what makes us sexy because we're not like, you know, I mean, you say it all the time. We're not that smart.

[A]

Do I say that all the time?

[C]

We don't go out there, and we don't pretend to know anything. We have a really good balance of understanding where we stand and not trying to be, you know, like, here I'm gonna. I'm gonna talk about the world like I know it, and I'm gonna be a voice for everything.

[A]

Understand where you stand while you're standing on biz.

[C]

And is that not sexy?

[A]

Some of it.

[C]

I just think that, you know, people have spoken. People spoken. People.

[A]

People, mag.

[C]

People of the people voted for.

[A]

There you go.

[C]

Do me a favor. Tell them to do. Call an airstrike on my house.

[A]

Cut out Frank's tongue.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

And then put a new one in there. Imagine that.

[C]

Wait, what the hell?

[A]

Imagine someone else put their tongue in your mouth. Not making out.

[C]

Oh, okay. But, like, I mean, I've eaten beef tongue before.

[A]

Well, I didn't know where that was going. Damn.

[C]

All right. My God, this has gotten to my head, and I think it is only natural that we're treated differently because we are the 2025 sexiest people on the planet.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Podcasters, that is. Well, yeah, we beat out some big names and sexy.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Las Coltristas. Who's that? Bowen Yang. Oh, and his co host. Forgive me for not remembering his name. Yeah, the Lonely Island Podcast. Akiva Yorma and Andy Samberg.

[A]

They do a podcast.

[C]

Yeah, everyone does podcasts.

[A]

That's true. Everybody does. Of course.

[C]

Seth Meyers.

[A]

Seth Meyers has a podcast?

[C]

Yeah, he's got a whole show. We're sexier than Seth Meyers, Joey.

[A]

I mean, name another podcast in the world. This is like when people are like, name a woman. I can't think of anything.

[C]

Any podcast.

[A]

Why can't I?

[C]

Other people's lives sexier than those idiots. That's crazy. That's crazy. Wait a sec.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, yeah. I just realized one can make a claim.

[C]

One can make a claim if we're going by the laws of logic. So you and Greg, right? We do a podcast called Other People's Lives.

[A]

We weren't even nominated.

[C]

It's very good. You weren't even on the fucking ballot. Ballot, dude. So me and you, though, right? Nominated. So that means I'm sexier than Greg. Which is something I've been trying to convince myself for years now.

[A]

It means that the heavy lifting, I think, was happening in the other direction.

[C]

No, I mean, I think, to be honest.

[A]

Don't. Don't you.

[C]

Don't you be fucking Joey. You're big fucking twink. Oh, don't do this. You're twink, podcast guy.

[A]

Stop calling me.

[C]

All right, okay, sorry. You're. You're sexy podcast guy. With. With. With left leaning opinions.

[A]

Frank, I've seen a lot of edits of you on the Internet.

[C]

I've seen a lot of edits of all of us. What the fuck is that?

[A]

New Sabrina Carpenter song. And I've seen edits of you with that. And it's you just like. And you got like a curl and shit. I've seen that shit.

[C]

Listen, I need one person to know that I'm sexy, and that's my fucking wife.

[A]

And also God, dude.

[C]

God. You sexy for God now, too? Yeah, you get. Dude, God sees everything. Like Santa. And Santa's in there, too.

[A]

Santa. Now we got three.

[C]

I gotta be sexy for people. Jesus. Well, if that's God, Jesus and God are different. Everyone has a different view of God. And whatever your omnipotent being is, you better be sexy for that God. Santa la esposa la. Well, I mean. Or we don't know or you know, Novio la novia, la novia.

[A]

Any.

[C]

How do you look up. Look up the word partner? Keep it gender neutral.

[A]

Yeah, in Spanish.

[C]

So I need to be sexy for God. I need to be sexy for Santa and Becca. Yeah, all the time.

[A]

Is there anyone else?

[C]

I don't think anyone else sees me as much as those three.

[A]

Right. That's pretty good.

[C]

That's a pretty. I mean, that's. That's tough because the times where I'm. I'm not feeling like I'm not trying to be sexy for my wife.

[A]

Right.

[C]

Most of the time, that is when I'm in the bathroom.

[B]

Pereira.

[C]

What?

[B]

Parera.

[C]

One more time, Paria.

[A]

Frank for partner. Yeah, say one more time, parera.

[C]

Why? What happened to your mouth?

[B]

Am I right?

[C]

I don't want to. I don't.

[B]

I don't want to do it.

[C]

By you're saying this, you're talking like a bird.

[B]

I'm trying to get. I can't roll my Rs. Can you.

[C]

Can you say at all?

[B]

I can't do that. Not even close.

[A]

You can't do that.

[B]

Cannot try.

[C]

That was incredible. Say rar. Say rojo.

[B]

Rojo.

[C]

You kind of. You had a flick of the tongue at the front. You just got to practice. So P A R E, J A. Paria pareja.

[B]

I feel like I was right there.

[C]

No, you went. You said. Yeah, I'm so. You spoke like the Canadians in South park do.

[B]

Well, someone should teach me Spanish.

[C]

Duolingo yourself. Yeah, that's how learning is. You need us to do it? Yeah. So what. What do you think is the next logical step? We made sexiest podcasters. Where do you think we go from here? And why should we be treated significantly better?

[A]

I would like special treatment if I can get it.

[C]

Oh, you know what?

[A]

I would like a trophy.

[C]

That would be cool. What does it.

[B]

Something.

[A]

No, not something from Amazon. Don't get on the horn over there.

[C]

I'm just. I'm talking about.

[A]

I want it from People magazine being like, yo, congrats. And then the fucking. It's like crystal, but it's like a chiseled dude youe know what I mean? Two chiseled dudes with microphones. That's supposed to be us. Little do they know where there's no chisel, there's.

[C]

I have been chiseled out of rubber. Okay. There is not much chisel going on here. I'm as chiseled as a fucking jar of jelly.

[A]

I think that, like, something this big.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

All right.

[C]

So you want. That's pretty big.

[A]

Yeah, I want a fucking big one.

[C]

You want. And here's the thing. Yeah. I don't know if you feel this way now. It needs to be heavy, bro.

[A]

I want to be able to kill with it. Like, if I smash someone in the head a couple times with it. You know what I mean?

[C]

That would be pretty.

[A]

I'm not gonna. I Just want the option.

[C]

I was gonna say, yeah. That would be pretty devastating.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, I. It would be gross. I wouldn't.

[C]

So, like. All right, so People, we're giving you. People magazine. We're giving you. This is free, by the way, this idea. A lot of people pay for this consulting. Okay, so People magazine, for whoever wins their sexiest whatever. It's a. It's a trophy. And the trophy, it shouldn't be just this. But then that's very gender specific, Joey. It could be half boobs. But then what, you're gonna put tits on a trophy? Ant was like, so we needed to.

[A]

Be never rubbed like a statues.

[C]

And also, I don't like your view of sexuality and sexiness if you're. If it's just a chiseled dude. What, you don't like non chiseled dudes? I am. I know, I know, I know. I'm saying, like, the general I'm trying to save. This is why we're talking. You're not saving anybody. People magazine pays for this, Frank. Pays for what? This consulting. No, we're not. I'm saying you got paid. No, we're giving out free consultations, helping them come up with a trophy. Who? The trophy.

[A]

Just get me something that says it.

[C]

So you're talking about the shapes? Shapes are important, especially in trophies. As well as colors.

[A]

Also important.

[C]

And wait, wait. Yes. If they give me a trophy that's like straight out of ICYP Little League. I don't want that shit. Yeah.

[A]

I don't want it to be hollow.

[C]

I don't want. Like, this thing needs to be well built. It needs to be heavy. And People magazine, you guys do well for yourselves. Put a little money into this. Make it gold. Solid gold.

[A]

Are you getting crazy now? The asks.

[C]

Titanium.

[A]

I don't know where that measures up.

[C]

With the other platinum. That's.

[A]

I know, Expensive.

[C]

Yeah, but is it more expensive than gold?

[A]

Than gold? I have no idea. But it's neither here nor there.

[C]

All great questions, but, I mean, yeah, we're the sexiest podcasters on the planet.

[A]

Are you feeling sexy? Not really. Yeah.

[C]

If we're being honest, it's just like, it's raining. It's hysterical that this happened.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Like what?

[A]

Do you ever walk around and go, like, fuck, man, I'm sexy right now?

[B]

All the time.

[A]

You walk around like, damn, I'm fucking sexy.

[C]

Good for you.

[B]

I feel like you do that, too.

[C]

I absolutely don't. No. If I'm being honest, not 24 7. Like, no, the only.

[A]

The only, like, You've never been like, I look good.

[C]

I mean, I think looking good is different than feeling sexy.

[A]

Sometimes they're, you know, kind of go hand in hand.

[C]

For me, sexy is a. Is a moment in time.

[A]

Everything's a moment in time.

[C]

Personally, if I'm, if I'm being, like, completely transparent, this should be good. I don't, I don't know if I've ever, like, self sexied myself.

[A]

Okay, what does that mean?

[C]

Like, I don't think sexy is something you can bestow upon yourself. Sexy is a gift.

[A]

But you can look at yourself and.

[C]

Go, okay, yeah, that's different. That's what I'm talking about. Because I can't have sex appeal to myself because I'm not trying to sex myself. Sexy is the implication of sex appeal. And I am not self sexy or appealing to myself. Sexy self.

[A]

Yeah, I think that you're like, you thinking too far into this. Have you ever looked into the mirror.

[C]

And been like, I'm gonna fuck that guy?

[A]

You know what I mean? Like, obviously that's not gonna happen.

[C]

It's a very Group 7 thing of me to say, right? Yeah, I mean, I've never been like, the recipient of a, like a sexy pat on the back for myself.

[B]

You're telling me when you put on, like, your cowboy get up and you looked in the mirror, you weren't like.

[C]

Damn, No, I. I think I look ridiculous. Okay, you're talking about a costume. What about the way of life?

[A]

What if you put on like a tuxedo?

[C]

I say, all right, I like how I look. I guarantee it.

[A]

Especially in a commercial. Yeah. Men's warehouse. But, like, you don't let it get further than that. Like, damn, I look good, man.

[C]

Yeah, I look good. I like how I look. Oh, I look good. But I wouldn't ever. I don't think I've ever seriously been like, I look sexy. Yo, you're crazy. Am I crazy for saying sexy is a gift, bro? I've seen. If you self sexy yourself, is it really sexy? I don't give a if it's real. I'm saying I'm not taking away from the idea of, like, I feel like I look good. Oh, I look good. I like how I look. Wow. I look sharp. That's what I would say, sharp.

[A]

I would say twenties.

[C]

I would say sharp. Oh, my God, I look so sharp. I would say I equate it to, you know, like, specific, like, amounts of dullness. Like, damn, I look sharp. And then I'm like, I look rounded. I look, I Look dull, but like, maybe it's just the way that my brain works. But you can't self sexy yourself. Sexy needs to be from somebody else.

[A]

No, not at all.

[C]

Maybe I'm. I'm different.

[A]

I think that, I mean, I feel like you're describing what I'm describing though. Like when you're like.

[C]

You see yourself, you're like in a.

[A]

Tuxedo and you got that little curl down the middle of your head and you're like.

[C]

I'd be like, yeah, look. Wow. I like how I look. Oh, this is exactly what I was going for. I look sharp as attack.

[A]

Oh my God, did you hear how fucking like your tone? Oh, this I look.

[C]

So this is what I was going for.

[B]

And I'm not.

[C]

And I'm not. That's horrible. I'm not saying like, because I know people would be like, oh, he's baiting, you know, like he's. He's getting like, oh, they're gonna be like, frankie. What? You're the hottest guy. That's not what I'm looking for ever. But like, what I'm saying is I'm looking at the, like the logic. You can't such an insane. I. I don't think I'm looking at. Do you ever think you're sexy? Logically, I can't. I mean, that's a great. I think that's a great argument that I. The easy answer is, have you ever felt sexy? Yes. We could have saved all that time because I have the. Because someone has told me, someone bestowed it. They gifted me a beautiful bouquet of sexy.

[A]

But. But isn't it possible that Becca would be like, you look sexy and you're like, I don't feel.

[C]

Of course. So then it's not always a bestow, but it's a feeling, baby. But in my head I gotta feel it. But. But you could be sexy without feeling sexy. Okay, so like, she. What could be sexy? Sexy. Subjective sex. E is subjective. So like, I may not feel like she could be like. And this has happened before, she's like, oh my God, you're sexy right now. And it's like, I don't feel it, but thank you.

[A]

Right.

[C]

That is a real thing. So have I ever felt sexy? Sure. Have I ever by myself, looked at myself in the mirror and go, you know, fucking awooga, sexy boy. No.

[A]

Awooga sharp. This is a fucking old movie we're watching here.

[C]

I mean, I think it's not.

[A]

If you feel sexy, though, that is an internal thing. That's not outward.

[C]

I But I, you know, I can only speak from recent memory because I don't remember fucking. I'm sure at 12, I was just like looking good sexy and I had.

[A]

Oh, I'm. I'm certain you had a shirt that said that or something.

[C]

It was like a spray painted fucking, you know, like, hey, Arnold character, sexy pimp. Yeah, you know, I just, I. I think that if we're looking at sexy as a societal.

[A]

Holy shit.

[C]

Logically, I mean, like, this is not a joke. That's why I'm laughing. I don't think it's like, you can look good, but in my head, the way that sexy works is that it is gifted to you through the eyes of somebody else.

[A]

You got to change that, bro. That comes from in here.

[C]

No, but I. But I'm not saying that takes away from, like I've said, like, I look good, I feel good.

[A]

Now you get sexy in there, you got to rip that shit out of you.

[C]

Don't tell me what to do with my sexy.

[A]

Yo, dude, go take your hand, shove it down your throat and rip that fucking.

[C]

So my. My sexy's in my deep in there. Baby's in my stomach.

[A]

It's down there.

[C]

If sexy lives anywhere, it's not in our stomach.

[A]

It's in our ass. It might be in your ass.

[C]

Thank you.

[A]

Why?

[C]

Why is it in my ass, dude?

[A]

I don't know. You just said it wasn't in your stomach.

[C]

Where else can it be? So many other places than my ass, dude.

[A]

In your hair.

[C]

I think. I think sexy lives somewhere where that is not necessarily like, like sexy. I think like, it's, it's. Let me get to this ant. Sexy is. Is not like you can't.

[A]

Oh, my God. This is beating the shit out of you right now.

[C]

This thing's kicking your ass.

[A]

This sentence is koing you. You get one more shot. Okay.

[C]

Okay, that's it. Let me do it. Don't interrupt either of you. Okay. We often say in life, happiness is the journey, not necessarily the destination. I think that sexiness is similar in ways frogs and toads. It is not necessarily a physical place. Sexy lives everywhere in us. Sexy could sometimes be here, it could be there, it could be up, it could be down, it could be left, right, chest, back, feet, eyes, cheeks. Sexy is not tied to a physical plane of existence, but it is more a metaphysical, amoral amalgus.

[A]

The word is feeling. Feeling amalgus. You would have went for 20 minutes so you felt sexy.

[B]

Sexy. Can I, Frankie?

[C]

Sexy. Can I Sexy. Can I just put in My man. Let me go and get my camera. All I want to know is sexy can.

[A]

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[C]

Not Ray J.

[A]

We don't have.

[C]

Yeah, he's not sponsored.

[A]

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[C]

They recently sent me like, they're like pajama set. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like, and it's like, it's got like the button up shirt.

[A]

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[C]

You know what else feels nice? Supporting the boys. All right? And if you don't do it, do.

[B]

You even like us?

[A]

Loser.

[C]

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[A]

I know your mouth moves quicker than your head.

[C]

You know, sometimes I.

[A]

That's kind of crazy.

[C]

But your mouth moves quicker when you're giving head.

[A]

Jesus. Head's not always gay, though.

[C]

No, no, no, I didn't say it.

[A]

All right.

[B]

No, I thought the gay one.

[C]

I thought the gay one.

[A]

I'd like to talk about something very serious. Oh, Courtney Kardashian came out with a lollipop that you stick in your hoo ha.

[C]

You're. I don't have a hoo ha.

[A]

Right.

[C]

I mean, a boy.

[A]

Can I boo Ha. A bruhaha. The lollipop that Courtney.

[C]

Courtney.

[A]

The lollipop that Kourtney Kardashian made that you put in your Burgoyne G, your ping pang. Do you think that for dudes, it's like going to go into the bh, you know, I'm going to throw it in the sewer.

[C]

Wow, that's a great question. Really tackling the hard hitting. You know, journalistic. I think it makes sense for this.

[A]

I think it makes sense. Well, it's kind of like a bass.

[C]

So it's through. It's through. It's through. Her company, Lemmy, and they make like, like traditional, like multivitamins and like, sleep gummies and stuff like that.

[A]

Damn. Do you could put your puss to sleep with a lollipop.

[C]

You put your whole body to sleep. I don't think the lollipop is doing that. I think it's like there's like, bacteria and like, acid, like, balancing stuff in there. Because I don't know if you know this.

[A]

There's acid in there.

[C]

Well, the vagina is like, scientifically a place and things happen there that they've.

[A]

Got a ph balance. They're like a pool.

[C]

Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Because I used to have to balance my pool's ph. Yeah. And now.

[C]

So you need to check your ph of your BH with her lollipop, right?

[A]

Well, yeah. I mean, are you talking in code?

[C]

Well, if you're gonna shove it up your own ass.

[A]

Well, I didn't plan on doing that.

[C]

Well, I mean, you just said this is where boys would go.

[A]

If someone was going to munch my bun, then maybe I would flavor it.

[C]

But if it's just for general health, Joey. Oh, that's what you're saying?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

So the lollipop has health? The lollipop is healthy, dude. Oh, awesome. I, I mean, I, I'm sure they can't make health claims cuz they're not certified by like the FDA or whatever laws, rules. But like if it's health, you shoving a, a, a piece of candy up your ass.

[A]

I mean, not a lollipop. That sounds.

[C]

I mean, they make like. What are the. Remember those pops that were like flute pops and they were like whistle pops. It like.

[B]

That's crazy the way you guys are talking. I want to make something clear. You know the lollipops aren't being shoved in anything, right?

[A]

Wait, what?

[C]

Well then how are they getting up a burgoon do?

[B]

They're lollipops that have vitamins.

[A]

Oh, they eat the lollipop.

[C]

Oh, I thought they were shoving the lollipop in there. Are you serious? I thought that was the whole point.

[A]

That it was like.

[C]

It was a marketing. They don't shove it in the missed opportunity. A rare business blunder. They're gonna circle by the Kardashian clan.

[A]

Actually, I don't know if you could legally be like, yo, shove this in your thing.

[C]

Why? I mean, look at what Gwyneth Paltrow did with Goop.

[A]

That was a candle. She didn't say shove a candle in your ass.

[C]

No, Goop got famous because she was making crystals and that people were shoving in their gun.

[A]

Yeah, but she didn't tell him to do that, did she?

[C]

I think it was like part of it. Like, yo, throw this up. You're a Goombum. Boom.

[A]

I mean, now I feel like an idiot.

[C]

I mean, that's what makes us so sexy.

[A]

Idiots.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Wait, what's in it? What does it do? It's like there's just like vitamins. It's like health.

[C]

So what happened?

[A]

Is it like general health or is it vagina?

[C]

I think so. I think so. It's an extension of one of their lines, which I think it's called Lemmy Purr.

[B]

That's true.

[C]

Which it's like it is gummies.

[A]

Let me purr.

[C]

I mean, I've got. They send some to the house. Like I.

[A]

You got some purr.

[C]

I'm not purring. Right.

[A]

You're purring like a kid.

[C]

Becca's taking them, but, like, they were gummies. So now they probably just took the vitamins that were in the gummies and put them in lollipop form. But they're for vaginal health.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Vitamin C and real pineapple extract to help support feminine self care and overall wellness.

[C]

Wait a sec.

[B]

Hold on.

[C]

Yeah, Pineapple lollipop. I'm kind of in on getting this pussy pop.

[A]

Yeah, me too. Honestly, are we. Does it say that we're not allowed to put it in vagina?

[C]

What happens? I mean, I. I think a good rule of thumb is to not show candy in there. Anything you don't want to throw off the ph.

[A]

But it sounds healthy. Vegan or no, non gmo.

[C]

Gluten free.

[B]

I'm assuming it's all that.

[C]

I don't want no gluten in my pooping.

[A]

Yeah, I don't. I wouldn't want that either.

[B]

People are seeming to make fun of it because they don't think it would pass the digestive tract. All like the vitamins and stuff.

[A]

That's fair.

[C]

That's a good question. Yeah.

[A]

You know how you bypass that? You go right to the mothership.

[C]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, exactly. You go right down, you know, straight to the horse's mouth. Yeah, that's the way to do it.

[A]

You don't go through the.

[C]

If you want to get to the.

[A]

Horse'S mouth, you don't go through his asses.

[C]

Listen, I'm not a huge purveyor of shoving things up asses. Okay. I imagine, though, if you want something to get to an ass. Yeah, go to the ass.

[A]

Go to the ass.

[C]

If you want vitamins to get to the vagini.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Go right. Do it.

[A]

Yeah. Dude, you want to go to Antarctica? Why are you in California? Get down there. You know where to go.

[B]

Do you want to know how much pack is.

[A]

How many are in a pack?

[B]

Great question.

[A]

So no information.

[C]

What kind of producer are you?

[B]

No information. It says, it says just the new line, what they could be purchased at. And it says packs.

[A]

I'm gonna say $30.

[C]

No, no, no, no. Because here, because here's the thing.

[A]

Expensive.

[C]

I mean, the, the. The gummies, it's like a 30 day supply. There's gonna be like 30 lollipops in this.

[A]

You can't have a lollipop every day.

[C]

Why not? If it's vitamins, teeth. What do you think?

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

You think people don't brush their teeth?

[A]

Yeah, but you're not supposed to eat.

[C]

Do you have a little sweet treat every day?

[A]

That's different.

[C]

It's not for your vagina. I'm not eating a lollipop every day. Joey, you think that a lollipop is worse for your teeth than, say, the fucking handful of Mike and Ike's that you eat?

[A]

I haven't had Mike and Hikes in. Actually, I had like, two weeks ago. I had.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

But before that, it was a long time.

[C]

Okay, whatever. Your sweet treat is that you have every single day.

[B]

There's five in a pack. Separate article.

[A]

Okay, five in one pack.

[C]

I'm gonna say $25.

[B]

Mm.

[A]

I'm gonna say 30.

[B]

The price exclusively at Target is 5.99.

[C]

Whoa. Very good, very good. See, the Kardashians made up for not telling us to shove us crazy.

[A]

Yeah, not me.

[B]

I think that price means more that they're just lollipops.

[A]

I mean, they're healthy lollipops.

[C]

If anything. 5.99 is. This is so. This is smart. Okay, $20 a lollipop.

[A]

It's not bad.

[C]

Start them off low, get people to take them like them want them, see that their vagina is doing pretty good, tip top shape. And then they do what all these big tech companies are doing with their streaming services in a year. Oh, they become 6.99. Oh, my God, they're so popular. It's getting so much more expensive to make it 8.99. And then in five years time, you're paying 30 bucks for a couple lollipops that are gonna make your, you know, bro, your geyser glimmer.

[A]

If I had a puss and I could eat a lollipop and make my shit taste like pineapple. I'm paying $30 for fucking five lollipops.

[C]

But guess the best way to make it taste like pineapple?

[A]

Eat a pineapple or just.

[C]

With the pop.

[A]

Oh, I thought you.

[C]

I was like, are you playing guitar like Wonderwall?

[A]

Dude, just play a song, it'll all taste like pineapple. Well, there's no easy way to transition out of that.

[C]

But we do have some sponsors, and.

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[C]

There'S nowhere to go. That is hysterical. I'm sure we are not the only people to have made that same mistake.

[A]

I truly thought that.

[C]

I mean, I. I honestly thought it too. Didn't.

[A]

Didn't Kim make the underwear that was like. It had, like, pubes on?

[C]

It has pubes. He had the pube underwear.

[A]

And it was like a joke kind of.

[C]

Um, I think you could buy it.

[A]

I mean, it was like a joke marketing thing.

[C]

I mean, she also made the nipple bra, Right? Listen, these. These women are smart. Anything that they put out, it's going to immediately sell out. Nipples and pubes.

[A]

And pubes.

[C]

Pubes.

[A]

You know what's next?

[C]

What? You know what? This is a good question, because Skims is one of the sponsors of the show. You think pubes will come back?

[A]

You think the bush will make a return?

[C]

I think the bush is back, baby.

[A]

You think it's just back?

[C]

I think more. I think that as we have transitioned into a more sex positive lifestyle and body positive lifestyle, more people are embracing the bush.

[A]

Are they?

[C]

And I'm also. I have no idea.

[B]

Are you forced up right now?

[C]

No, but, like, forced up? Yeah. I'm also just saying nothing. I don't know if people. I don't have a. A fucking ear to the ground with the bush community.

[A]

I just feel like. I wonder if it'll come back and it'll be like a known thing, you know? Like, you know, like back in the day was like, oh, yeah, bush is like a thing and people with it. But now it's like, it's not.

[C]

When was that?

[A]

Like the 80s or something. Oh.

[C]

And they were just like, yo, like, I've got a bush. Yeah.

[A]

And like a cigarette as well. You know what I mean? Just like a bush cigarette.

[C]

Oh, I. I'm not.

[A]

You know what I'm saying?

[C]

No, I don't.

[A]

Well, that's what it kind of. That's what I picture the 80s, like.

[C]

Bushes and cigarettes and cocaine. Right. And. And guys.

[A]

Saturday Night Fever.

[C]

I was gonna say guy. That's the 70s.

[B]

Yeah, this is 70s.

[C]

I was saying guys wearing, like, sports coats with, like, the sleeve rolled up to their elbows.

[A]

Now we're talking freestyle.

[B]

80S freestyle.

[A]

What's that? Dancing?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, that's where you went.

[B]

What's the 80s.

[C]

Show us an 80s freestyle dance right now.

[B]

Not a dance. It's like. That's the type of music it's called. 80s freestyle.

[C]

No, 80 was like hair metal, like. Like White Snake and here we go again. Oh, my.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Warrant and Guns and Roses and aerosmith. That's the 80s, baby.

[A]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[C]

Like. Like Devo and Men at Work.

[A]

I used to. I used to shave my pubes all the time. Yeah. Like down, like, with a razor. Like, down to the skin.

[C]

That's intense.

[A]

Yeah, dude. And I was chopping it up. What?

[B]

I didn't. That's what.

[A]

I was chopping it up sometimes by accident.

[C]

Oh, well, I mean, how.

[A]

What?

[B]

That's what I do. That's not.

[C]

You still do that?

[A]

You. You like a. You're like a bird. Not a bird. What am I saying?

[C]

What the. What did birds do?

[A]

I meant, like, you're like a hairless. Yeah, a bird is not what I wanted to say.

[C]

Birds famously have many feathers.

[A]

Do you do that? You don't just, like, trim?

[B]

No, it's not much to trim.

[C]

Do you use, like. Oh, you're hairless.

[B]

That's how I raise.

[C]

Do you use shaving? Shaving. Shaving cream?

[A]

No.

[C]

You just go raw. I don't have raw dog with a razor blade. Yeah. What are you, Sweeney. Are you wet at least? Wet?

[B]

No, because I'm not wet. Pretty dry.

[C]

So you're at the dry. Even my pack it at it dry. I don't think you're realizing how insane this is.

[A]

This is crazy, dude.

[C]

Yeah, dude. I'm gonna prep the area. You. Basically, you're shaving your man bush your mush with a just dry, like, razor. It doesn't pull. No. Who are you? What are you? How sharp is this thing? Are you like a seal? Your oil. You got oil on you. You gotta have some natural oil to you. Are you slick? Are you slick? You strike me as a slick guy.

[B]

I guess I'm pretty slick.

[C]

You strike me as a guy that's pretty wet below the belt.

[B]

But even. But even on my, like, neck and cheeks, I don't no shaving cream. I don't eat shaving cream.

[C]

You've never cut yourself?

[B]

Nope.

[C]

How's that possible? Show us how you shave right now.

[A]

Your face, I mean, I think there's only one way. Okay.

[C]

How do you hold it? Because I know you don't hold it like a.

[A]

You hold your chin up. Just look up.

[B]

Yeah. And then, like, some of that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I thought this was open for a second.

[A]

You wet the razor.

[C]

What the fuck are you talking about? That's crazy, dude.

[B]

Why. Why do you have to wet the razor? Doesn't the hairs get stuck then?

[A]

No. What?

[C]

But, like, there needs to be some. What he's referencing is there needs to be some form of lubrication.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Because if not, it's just your. Your dry shaving with something that is going to irritate your skin.

[A]

Dude, I prep and look at my neck. I always have this. This ear.

[C]

Yeah, I. I get. I get some irritation under here.

[B]

Do I have it?

[A]

No.

[C]

Which is crazy. Maybe I stop using this shit. You're as smooth as butter. Sure.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

You could be smooth like butter.

[B]

Smooth like butter.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Smooth like Jagger.

[C]

No moves like Jagger. Do me a favor. Do me a favor. Joey, call him up.

[A]

Damn it.

[C]

I just. I.

[B]

That's it.

[C]

That's more impressive than anything you've ever told me you've ever done in your entire life.

[A]

Yeah. That is crazy, man.

[B]

Learn something new every day.

[C]

Can you do me a favor? When's the last time you shaved?

[B]

Two days ago.

[A]

You have a tattoo, right?

[C]

On your leg.

[B]

I do.

[A]

They didn't have to shave you.

[B]

She pretended to shave me. It was a whole thing.

[C]

Pretended?

[A]

Yeah, like, they have to shave the area.

[B]

Yeah, she pretended. I was like. She was like, I don't have to shave, but I already have the razor out. I'm like, whatever. She shaved it.

[C]

And he said, just go. Just go dry.

[A]

I think they do dry shave you, though, for tattoos, which is weird.

[B]

Mm.

[A]

So it's like a single razor?

[C]

Yeah, because you don't. Because I'm sure the fucking hair follicles and, you know, like, longer skin pores are different on your legs and arms than they are on your face.

[A]

Dude, dude, that's crazy.

[C]

That's really interesting. Wait, how often did you say you shave?

[B]

Every two days.

[C]

Two days?

[A]

What?

[C]

Who are you?

[B]

Is that too little?

[C]

Dude, I shave, like, every two weeks.

[B]

Well, I can't do that. So as soon as it starts coming.

[C]

Out, you know what this. You know what this is from? Like, I have to, like, let it grow in and shave, and it, like, comes back.

[B]

That's what happened.

[C]

He's saying if he's going for the.

[A]

Clean shave, then, like, when he sees a little bit, it's like, okay, yes.

[C]

Can you do me a favor?

[A]

That's crazy.

[C]

Don't shave your face.

[B]

Mm. November's coming up.

[C]

Don't shave. I'm not even saying a month. Go, like, six months.

[B]

Six months. No, please.

[A]

Do you get.

[C]

Joey will give you a thousand dollars.

[A]

Joey, do you get on your face?

[B]

I just get, like, the Italian mustache.

[A]

You know, Just like this.

[B]

Yeah, but grow it out.

[A]

You kind of got a Gomez Adams thing.

[B]

I can't grow it out. That's as far as it goes. So that's why I get rid of it.

[C]

Please don't shave your face for six months.

[B]

I Can't.

[C]

It starts to annoy my neck after msg. What do you got going on?

[A]

Shave your neck.

[B]

I'll try. I'll try.

[C]

All right, do it.

[A]

You're gonna beard.

[B]

I promise I will not.

[A]

Well, yeah, I don't think you will.

[B]

I won't. I won't be able to do.

[C]

I just want to see what would happen.

[A]

Do you get anything, like, here?

[B]

No.

[A]

Like, nothing?

[B]

Nope. I got some under my lip.

[A]

Oh, you got a patch.

[C]

Oh, you got a patch. Like, you're like.

[A]

If you get a soap.

[C]

You play guitar. It's about four hairs and smoke and.

[A]

Smoke weed and dried crack and crank.

[C]

You're just like, yeah, man. Far out. Maybe there are aliens. Maybe they're. Maybe we're the aliens. You say stuff like that?

[A]

Yeah, no, but we were at the.

[B]

Party the other day and I was looking around and every single person had facial hair except for me.

[C]

What fucking party were you at?

[A]

I honestly. I honestly think that if I, like, lost weight and got like a skinnier face, that I would try doing a clean shave.

[B]

Look, and just the mustache.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

But I don't have the face for it yet.

[C]

I mean, People magazine show the world that my face looks, like, cleanly shaved, so I haven't.

[A]

I haven't had a clean shaven face face since high school.

[C]

I like. Yeah, it's not. I'm not pumped about it. I'm not pumped about my shaved face.

[A]

I just. I don't want to see it. Mine, Mine. Okay.

[C]

Because I don't want to see mine.

[A]

No, no. I don't want to see mine. Like, I. I would probably shave it off and be like, well, that's it. I'm staying inside.

[C]

I think. I think you would. No, dude, you'd be fine. Frank, you'd be fine.

[A]

I guarantee you'd be like, good.

[C]

Really?

[A]

You'd be like, that's not. All right, let's.

[C]

Let's make a bet.

[A]

I'm not shaving my face for anything.

[B]

What about. What about if you two shave and then you get me like a beard prosthetic and we flip?

[A]

You want to wear our beards?

[B]

Dude, your.

[A]

Okay. I thought you wanted to make a beard.

[C]

You trust us with giving you a beard hair?

[B]

What, are you gonna jackass me?

[A]

Try to, Try to, Try to think of him with a beard or, like.

[B]

Maybe like, stubble or something.

[C]

Dude, you'd look sick with a beard.

[B]

I know.

[C]

You should get a stash.

[B]

I know. It's life. We all have our problems.

[A]

Wait, are you letting that grow like that's?

[C]

How.

[A]

That's it. Like it doesn't get thicker?

[B]

Yeah, it's pretty much it. It's so bad. It's awful.

[C]

That's crazy.

[A]

Yeah, that's wild.

[C]

I don't know. Just the stash, I don't think would work well for you.

[B]

I think.

[C]

I don't think you. You'd look too much like Gary Ridgeway.

[A]

I mean, go ahead. Who?

[C]

What?

[A]

Who What? He directs.

[C]

Look it up.

[A]

Gary Ridgeway, please. Look it up. Look it up on the screen, because I need to see. This is it. Does it. Will he look like this?

[C]

I think so.

[B]

The American serial killer.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Better known amongst the people as the Green River Killer.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Well, I've seen a video of that guy. Yeah, well, he's a pretty prominent American serial killer. Wait, did he kill somebody?

[A]

Someone in jail or something?

[C]

He killed a lot of people.

[A]

No, in jail.

[C]

You know, I don't know what he did in jail. I know outside what he did.

[A]

Why do you know serial killers?

[C]

I took classes on this.

[A]

Oh, okay. So they. They.

[B]

That'd be a tough one.

[A]

Yeah, that's it.

[C]

That's a good glasses and everything.

[A]

You do have the glasses.

[C]

Yeah. You have better hair than that loser.

[B]

I appreciate that.

[C]

I can call a serial killer a loser, right?

[A]

If he's not. If he's retired. Yeah.

[C]

I say. I say also keep the glasses, because without the glasses, you just look like David Berkowitz.

[B]

I'm not doing it.

[A]

No, I. I know David Berkowitz.

[C]

Look that one up. Look it up.

[A]

Yeah. David, I'm. I'm excited to see another.

[B]

Another series.

[A]

Yeah. Another.

[B]

Is this the Son of Sam?

[C]

It is absolutely Sam.

[B]

He's got a big ass head.

[C]

Yeah, it looks medically big.

[A]

Honestly, you don't not look like him.

[B]

I'll take that.

[C]

You should definitely not take that.

[A]

That dude's got a thick neck. Man. I thought I had a thick neck, but my Lord.

[C]

Yeah, I could see what's going on, dad. Yeah. It looks like when, like, people lay out a mask flat, that kind of.

[A]

Looks like the Rock a little bit. You know what I mean? Yeah. What a. He killed, though. We don't like him.

[B]

Yeah, no, no. Well, it was his daughter.

[C]

I feel like if you. No, you're right, though. If you actually shave Joey, you just end up looking like Andre.

[A]

Chick a. Yeah, Andre Chikatilo. Let's see.

[B]

Oh, another killer.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, I figured they're all gonna be. What?

[C]

This is what you'd look if you shave.

[B]

This is. This is a Tough one, Joe.

[A]

How do you remember everyone's name? That guy's toothless.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Who.

[B]

What did he do? Who's this guy?

[C]

Another serial killer.

[A]

He killed multiple.

[C]

He was a. He was a big one.

[A]

Serially.

[C]

Is he.

[A]

Yeah. I wouldn't look like that.

[B]

No, I don't think. Well, it looks like Creed from the.

[C]

He does look like Creed Bratton.

[A]

Yeah, he does.

[C]

I think you're going for more of like an Albert Fish thing.

[A]

I'm not doing this forever.

[B]

Yeah, we can't.

[A]

We can't. We can't do this.

[B]

He's begging.

[C]

He's begging.

[A]

I can't do this, dude.

[B]

Well, this one's the furthest away probably.

[A]

Come on.

[C]

How can you. This picture's from like 1808.

[A]

How do you remember this person?

[B]

He's got the Keith stuff mustache, though.

[A]

He does. Dude, honestly, that's a fire. Look like I would dress up like that. Yeah, that dude looks like he's killed.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You can just tell. I feel like photos like this, like old photos, you're like, I can tell. These people have killed people.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know what I mean?

[B]

Like the old guy from home alone.

[A]

Huh?

[B]

He looked like the old guy from home alone.

[A]

Oh, the one that hits people with shovels and.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. What are you doing? Oh, okay. Well, he's pulling a prank. Clearly, I can see. Am I being texted doing nothing? Yeah, and now your phone's picked up, so clearly he's texting.

[B]

I don't know. I thought. I thought I did.

[A]

Well, my phone just.

[B]

Oh, it's up there. It is you.

[A]

Yeah, it might be. I don't know.

[C]

I don't think. What's that?

[A]

Me? No, you didn't text me.

[C]

I told you.

[B]

No.

[C]

World may never know.

[B]

See it? Reverse prank.

[A]

Here we are, folks. I'm very confused now.

[C]

Yeah, I mean, I think if you can just grow it out. Six months, that's all you need. Joey said he'll give you a thousand bucks. I mean, what's the. That's something very.

[A]

Frank did say that I would give.

[C]

You a thousand bucks, and he said he'd do it. Do it. Right, Joey?

[A]

That was never on record.

[B]

We'll see. I'll try.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

For a thousand bucks, I mean, might as well, right?

[A]

Would you go clean shaven for six months for like four grand?

[C]

Yes. Really? Yep.

[B]

I wouldn't.

[C]

Give me the money.

[A]

You know you would do it.

[B]

I'll throw in 500 of that cash.

[A]

What do you think? I'm gonna send you a fucking invoice?

[C]

I mean, I don't know. Just. I'm just like, snap answer. If you look. If you look at me and said right now. Yeah, after msg, six months, clean shaven for four grand, I'd do it.

[A]

No, I don't want to.

[C]

Please.

[B]

No.

[C]

So close.

[A]

No one's got them.

[B]

It's a good try.

[A]

It was a valiant attempt. You guys are always trying to do that.

[C]

Get money. Yeah, dude. That's the American way.

[A]

Get money.

[B]

I bunched into there.

[A]

What?

[B]

Why am I bunched into there?

[C]

What did I do? I mean, you're trying to get money all the time.

[B]

Get that money.

[C]

Who doesn't like a good, good, good dude? Good money gotten. Someone. Someone pick up. Someone pick up and take over there. Someone pick up.

[A]

It's been an interesting episode so far, honestly. What was the question that you were asking? Oh, I have a question for you.

[C]

Is this Anko, Jen?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I realize what that sounds like. That song that that person made. Yeah, it sounds like you. You never watch Arrested Developments. You watch Arrested Development?

[B]

Few episodes. Is that the blue guy?

[C]

That is the blue guy. But there was an episode where they had William Hung come in and do William Hung.

[A]

That's a name I haven't heard in a while.

[C]

They had him do a song for, like, a. Like a judge show with Judge Reinhold, and it was Reinhold. Judge Reinhold? Yeah.

[A]

I don't know how that.

[C]

He's an actor. His name is Judge Reinhold. And it was called, like. It was like one of those, like, celebrity court shows where, like, Judge Judy's just like, I am gonna tell you what is right and wrong, but that's what it sounds like. I can't do the impression because I'm sure it'll get us in trouble. Right. But that's what that sounds like. In question. In question. You want that question?

[A]

Then they are from him. Yeah. He said, if you can delete.

[C]

What was it?

[B]

If you can erase one emotion from existence, what would it be? Any emotion.

[C]

Existence. Like, just for me or the world.

[B]

The world. It's gone.

[C]

That's a great question.

[B]

Is there one? Is it easier if. Like, which one would you erase from yourself right now? And then we'll go to the other one. You seem like you had something.

[C]

Well, because I think, like, there are different answers if it's just, like, individually or if it's something that could benefit the entire world.

[A]

Yeah. Well, do you think that that would be the same answer, benefits you?

[C]

No, I don't. I don't. I think that, like, personally. So what do we got here. My first one for me as an individual is. I was gonna say anger.

[A]

You don't want to be angry.

[C]

Yeah, I mean, I don't. I don't think. Because anger. In my head, anger leads to stress, which leads to sexy, which logically. No, no, no. I just think, like, personally, when I get angry, I tend to also get stressed, and it bogs me down, and I don't like it.

[A]

Right.

[C]

But for the world, what are the.

[A]

Pros of being angry, though?

[C]

I honestly, I'm sure there are some. I can't think of any.

[A]

Like, you have to be, like, you have to protect yourself. Maybe being angry helps a little bit.

[C]

Sure. But that's more fear.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I would say that's more fight or flight. It's literally in the name you're fighting or you're flighting.

[B]

Well, anger is kind of a trigger to make you realize something kind of maybe bad's going on, you know, I.

[C]

Mean, I think anger is in my head. It's like a hostile or volatile response to some stimuli.

[A]

Can you talk like a person?

[C]

When you ask a serious question, you get serious, frank answer. I'm the sexiest man alive on the podcast. Don't you ever fucking judge me.

[A]

I think anger also, like, if something I did to you would make you angry. Right. So that would be how you get me to stop. Is if you were angry with me, and that would stop me. But if there is no anger, then what takes place?

[C]

But I think there is a way. But I. But I think there's a way to convey the, like, how you're feeling. How I'm feeling. Without getting angry.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You know, because, I mean, anger leads to.

[A]

What if I'm bothering you again?

[C]

I think there's a way to convey that. I. I don't. I really don't think I get angry very often, but the times I do get angry, I don't like it.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

So that's my personal answer for the world. Envy. Envy's a good answer. Is a very good answer. Envy for the world. Because how much of, like, I want what that person. Person has, I'm going to plunder and, you know, colonize. Whoa.

[B]

I do feel like envy and jealousy is different.

[C]

Right.

[B]

And jealousy is, like, can motivate you, but envy.

[C]

Envy feel. Want.

[B]

What? Like you want to take it. Right.

[A]

Envy feels more targeted, I guess.

[C]

Yeah, I agree. Envy feels like it has, like, more of more malice with it. Like, jealousy could just be like, oh, but like, envy's like, I want it. I'm going for It.

[A]

Yeah. Jealousy feels more general where, like, I'm jealous of people who get to go on that trip or something. Envy is like. I envy you, like, a person. Yeah, it's like. It seems more sinister.

[C]

It. Yeah, I. I definitely think that there is a more negative connotation with envy.

[A]

Anxiety's up there.

[C]

I mean, I think you need anxiety. I was gonna say I watched inside out too, recently. You need anxiety, my friend.

[B]

You definitely need fear as well.

[A]

Definitely.

[C]

Yeah, absolutely.

[A]

Definitely need contentment.

[C]

I mean, that's so stupid because, like, if I get rid of contentment, do I still have happiness? Does one not lead to the other?

[A]

You could be happy and not content, I guess.

[B]

Yeah, you could. You could keep wanting more, but be happy that you're, like, gaining progress. Right? Yeah, but intent means, like, you're good where you are. Right.

[A]

Also, if you're just an unhappy person, then you don't have happiness in your life.

[C]

I mean, but it doesn't mean you can. You, I guess, frogs and toads, I guess you can have contentment without happiness, but can you have happiness without contentment? Yeah. Yeah, I guess you can.

[B]

What about shame? No, no.

[C]

Shame. Shame. So if anything, we need a little more of that. Okay. Amusement. I mean, what do we do for work? I mean, we can't get rid of that.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Disgust.

[A]

Do we need disgust?

[C]

Disgust is a tough one.

[B]

I think you need it.

[A]

But, like, disgust feels so.

[C]

I mean, it's one of the emotions in inside out. If it's one of the emotions in inside out, you need it.

[B]

Well, what about, like, I don't know, you go to the bathroom and you smell.

[C]

Boop. The way he says that. How often does that happen to you? That that's an essential part of your life?

[B]

That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying you want it. You want to, like. Or you see, like, a rotten piece of food on the ground. You're like, oh, it's disgusting. You don't want to, like, lose that and then go play with it or something.

[A]

I mean, I don't think that you lose, like, you're like, it's not disgusting anymore. Yeah, but I'm not picking anything up off the ground being like, oh, look at this.

[C]

Just because it's disgusting doesn't mean I'm going to avoid it. Like, you still have all the other stuff, you know, And I fucked that up.

[B]

What? I think that's backwards.

[C]

Surprise.

[A]

Do we need it?

[B]

We lose surprise birthday parties.

[A]

I'm good.

[C]

I couldn't care less about losing that.

[B]

Christmas. What about your children?

[C]

Oh, that's. I mean, all right, we're talking for the world here then. Yeah.

[A]

No, yeah, yeah. Now we need surprise.

[C]

I think surprise also.

[A]

Envy is probably the answer.

[B]

What about contempt?

[A]

What is that?

[C]

Contempt?

[B]

I just know it from Liar. Liar.

[A]

Do you know what? Contempt.

[C]

Contempt of court.

[A]

Well, yeah, that's what I think of, too.

[C]

Well, contempt is almost like a feeling of like.

[A]

Hold on.

[C]

No, you feel poorly about somebody. Like, I don't like that person. I feel.

[A]

Yeah, it's like, negative.

[B]

It says contempt refers to the feeling that something or someone is unworthy or unimportant.

[A]

Yeah, unworthy. That's tough.

[B]

That's a tough one.

[C]

I mean, I guess. I guess that actually is not a bad answer either, because, like, if there was a feeling like, I'm thinking of this in the world, like I'm thinking of, like, positions of power and like, how many times has it been like. Well, that person doesn't. They're not worthy of what they have, so I'm going to take it for myself. But I guess that's a combination of contempt and envy and jealousy and.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Ooh, rage. Because rage, I guess, is just.

[A]

Rage is like, out of control. That feels like serial killer. Like, you're raging.

[B]

If you get rid of anger, you probably got rid of rage, right?

[C]

I mean, if I'm on Envy.

[A]

That was a good answer.

[C]

Envy was a great answer. And I'm. That's. Not only am I the sexiest podcast around the world, I'm also kind of one of the smartest.

[B]

With that answer, I might go Envy as well. It was Envy in Inside Out.

[C]

Envy?

[A]

No.

[C]

Oh, was Envy.

[A]

How many.

[C]

Yes, yes. Envy was in the second one, so.

[B]

Maybe it is important.

[C]

She's. It's voiced by. Ah, fuck, what's her name? Don't tell me, don't tell me. Everyone shut up. She was in Bottoms. She was in couple episodes of Abbott elementary.

[B]

Is the one. She's also from the Bear, I believe.

[C]

Yes, that's. Yeah, I should probably know that. I. Although I've never seen that Show Pass Episode 1. What's her name? Give me a hint.

[A]

A. Oh, I know.

[C]

Give me another hint.

[B]

Why?

[C]

IO. Edda Brie.

[A]

That's what you were talking about.

[C]

I. I mean, she plays and she plays Envy in the second Inside Out.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[C]

You should watch those movies. I know you've never seen them. They're really, really good.

[A]

I've seen and I've. I'm very sensitive, so I will see that and cry. Probably very heartily.

[C]

Can you imagine Joe watching that, that movie, the first one, and seeing Bing Bong?

[A]

Yeah, dude.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Take her to the moon for me. My balls. When I saw that.

[B]

Which emotion here do you think that, like, which emotion do you think is like, normal but can be too, like, scary?

[C]

Anxiety. That's an easy answer.

[B]

Normal, like when it's like too much in abundance, like, which one is the worst? Even though, like out of the normal one, ones anxiety.

[C]

I just said my answer. What about love too much? Well, when love too much. No, but see, when it gets scary, then it becomes something else. Then it's not love. Then it's envy or like stalkery kind of. What is that?

[A]

Like, what is like when people are stalkers?

[C]

What is that?

[B]

What emotion that is like, like, what's going on?

[A]

I mean, because it's not love. You know what I mean? Like, what do you. What do you. What is this?

[C]

That's a great question. I don't know.

[A]

I mean, obsession.

[C]

Yeah, Obsession. Yeah, but like, what is that?

[A]

Like, what are they hoping to gain? Like friendship or something?

[C]

I mean, I think the fact that you're unable to figure it out proves that you're not a stalker. Well, yeah, I see.

[B]

Obsession, Jealousy.

[A]

Is that the fucking rain? Yeah.

[C]

Is that. Sounds like there's someone dumping buckets on the building, dude.

[B]

No. Yeah, that's totally the rain.

[C]

Hell, it is raining. That's totally the rain.

[A]

Say that Spanish word again.

[C]

Paella. Oh, I love a pie to go.

[A]

For one right now that would cry. You ever have paella? No way.

[B]

Yeah, I have.

[C]

Damn it. Of course he has. He's. I gotta say, you're not like a, like typical.

[A]

This is gonna be offensive.

[B]

It will. It's okay.

[C]

Like, you like different. You try different types of foods and stuff like that.

[B]

Ex. Yeah, I got a good palate.

[C]

Yeah. I explore anything outside. I know you don't like beer. I know you don't like pickles, but any foods that you're just like. I don't even think I'm gonna try that.

[B]

Like, not even gonna try it. I don't know. I'll try most things. Maybe not like certain fish. Like, if it looks like a fish, I don't like it.

[C]

Really? Branzino brands. The brands, baby. Oh, you're gonna tell me you're not getting a roasted brands with like cherry tomatoes.

[A]

Dude, no. Get it.

[B]

It just looks like a full. It looks. It's a fish.

[C]

Yeah, but the inside, whether it looks like it or not, it's. You're eating. Yeah, the inside if they bring it.

[B]

Out with the head too, it's like, oh, come on.

[A]

I don't need the eyes.

[C]

But sure, you know, it is what it is.

[B]

But yeah, other than that, I'll try every.

[C]

Anything, once anything, most things. Once, most thing, sure. Great. We can get it.

[A]

Leaves the door open for you.

[C]

Well, there you have it, folks. What?

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

That is our show for today.

[A]

We appreciate you guys watching all the way through. We appreciate it. Thank you for all the support on Patreon and whatnot. MSG is coming up. This is crazy. So thank you guys so much for all the love and support. Frank, where. Where can they find you.

[B]

And Aunt Prisco on Instagram?

[A]

You can follow the show at the basement yard. And that is.

[C]

Oh, well, now I gotta get mine in the Frankie. The Frank Alvarez everywhere. Well, there you go. You skipped. Well, I didn't know you would actually allow him to do it.

[A]

I didn't. I mean, he. I would. That's all. See you guys next time. This holiday, discover meaningful gifts for everyone on your list at K. Not sure where to start. Our jewelry experts are here to help you find or create the perfect gift in store or online. Book your appointment today and unwrap love this season only at K.