The Basement Yard #550 – We Are Podcastmaxxing
April 13, 2026
Hosts: Joe Santagato, Frank Alvarez
Guest: Ant Prisco

Episode Overview

On this episode of The Basement Yard, Joe, Frank, and returning guest Ant Prisco dive deep into the world of “maxxing”—from the internet’s latest “___maxxing” memes to jawline culture and social etiquette about gifts, paying bills, and desserts. The conversation ricochets between their signature wisecracks, nostalgia for childhood snacks, boner chocolate, and “horny maxxing.” Against the backdrop of Easter season and the annual candy indulgence, the guys unpack viral internet culture, recall cringe middle school flexes, and skewer everything from etiquette debates to giant Costco bunnies.

This is a fun, fast-paced conversation that delivers laughs, sharp banter, and a look at how online slang is shaping the way guys talk about self-improvement, masculinity, and everything in between.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Maxxing: Internet Lingo Goes Mainstream (17:00–24:00)

• The guys riff on the rise of "maxxing" phrases—looksmaxxing, jawmaxxing, podcastmaxxing, jestermaxxing—and marvel at the constant evolution of online slang.
• Frank: “I saw a tweet the other day... This sentence would kill someone in the Victorian era!” (17:50)
• Joe: Explains that “mogging” is when someone outshines someone else—e.g., "Frank's mogging Joe."
• The trio joke about their own podcast being an exercise in “podcastmaxxing,” with mock-competitive spins on who’s “frame maxxing” or “bank account maxxing.”

2. The Jaw Maxxing & Looksmaxxing Subcultures (18:12–24:30)

• Frank introduces the viral “jawmaxxing” trend—people attempting to enhance their jawlines via unconventional and sometimes dangerous methods (hammering cheeks, chewing extra-hard gum).
• Ant: “Is this real? This guy’s jaw is big. All right, I got one.” (21:08)
• Joe: Skeptical but amused, asks if this is surgery or just “strong gum guy.”
• The hosts marvel at the maximalist attitude, joking about “never skipping jaw day.”

3. Social Etiquette: Gifting, Paying Bills, & Winnings (09:41–16:30)

• Spirited debate about scratch-off lottery tickets as gifts, and what you owe the giver if you win big.
• Frank: “Just to be a better person than Joe, I’d give him a little.” (10:19)
• The group improvises a funny roleplay about giving an ice cream man a winning ticket (11:03–12:16).
• They also touch lightly on the etiquette of paying at dinners, generational expectations, and whether it’s “disrespectful” for a younger person to pick up the tab in a family context.
• Tony Soprano reference: “It’s like the scene in The Sopranos where Meadow’s boyfriend, like, pays for dinner and Tony... ‘Listen, you fuck…’” (15:19)

4. Salad Talk & Childhood Candy (02:51–07:08)

• Frank and Joe debate the merits of Caesar salad (bagged vs. fresh vs. restaurant-made), and the conversation drifts into salad spinning, washing fruit, and the “good” vs. “bad” lettuces—kale, spinach, arugula, butter lettuce.
• Frank: “Who the fuck does spinach think it is? Spinach can kiss my ass.” (05:43)
• The trio laugh about food quirks, culminating in whether fruit/greens preparation is just “too much work to be healthy.”

5. Boner Chocolate, Aphrodisiacs, and Food-Driven Horniness (28:53–50:00)

• Joe tells the story of a chocolate recall due to Viagra content, spurring a tangent on “boner chocolate” and the mechanics of aphrodisiacs.
• Frank: “Imagine eating chocolate and you’re just hard as a demon.” (31:32)
• They Google the recall story and find it was boner chocolate all along—no accident.
• The group riffs on whether certain foods have ever made them “horny,” what proper “sexy desserts” would be, and the importance of spoons over forks for “spoon sexiness.” (50:15)
• Hilarious tangent on a middle-school friend who watched porn and ate Zeppoles daily after school—“That kid’s a nut job, dude... That’s crazy.” (40:07)

6. The 10-Pound Costco Chocolate Bunny (59:29–66:49)

• The team examines the viral $140, 10-pound Costco chocolate bunny—a symbol of American excess.
• Calorie calculations: Ant reveals it has 22,650 calories (62:39), leading to disbelief and jokes about how many children you’d need at a party to finish it.
• Debate on whether it’s hollow or solid, and various ways one might attempt to eat or “break” the bunny for fun (sauna/chocolate bath jokes).
• Frank: “This is what everyone believes America is... everything’s bigger and it’s all chocolate and it’s sugar.” (69:02)

7. Throwback Snacks & Nostalgia (77:38–81:52)

• Reminiscing about childhood snacks like Kudos bars, Cosmic Brownies, Little Bites, and “fluff”—marshmallow spread.
• Frank: Admits to “fluff maxxing” to impress a middle school crush (“Did it work?” — “No.” 72:30).
• Debate over the best flavor of freezer ice pops (“The pink is the best one!” 81:34).
• Frank laments the “sadness” of the giant bunny as a symbol, while appreciating holiday treats like Peeps and Starburst jellybeans.

8. Banter, Meme Culture, and “Gotcha” Moments (75:13–77:31)

• Frank sets up and delivers a classic “Wendy’s nuts got dragged across your face” joke, delighting in the slow build-up and “Gotham” callback, a running in-joke on the podcast.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On Maxxing Language:

• “Things are being said that have never been said before.” – Joe (18:12)
• “Jester maxing describes behaving overly funny, entertaining, or foolish to attract attention from women and friends.” – Ant (24:07)
• “We are podcast maxing.” – Joe (22:47)

On Food & Candy:

• “Who the fuck does spinach think it is? Spinach can kiss my ass.” – Frank (05:43)
• “Once I start popping [Cadbury Eggs], I’m Little... I was horny max, bro. I was horny maxing. We all were.” – Joe (36:04, 36:25)
• “That’s almost two weeks of food. Why don’t we just not…” – Joe, re: the 22,000 calorie bunny (63:08)

On Etiquette & Gifting:

• “Just to be a better person than Joe, I’d give him a little.” – Frank (10:19)
• [On paying for dinner]: “The last thing I want right now is to have this argument where it’s like who’s nicer... I would like to pay for my end.” – Joe (14:33)

Misc Moments:

• “Imagine eating chocolate and you’re just hard as a demon.” – Frank (31:32)
• “Do they make lady boner pills? I guess it’s just... I don’t know.” – Ant (52:05)
• “If at any point we get to a place in the world where we can actually... go back in time and ask our younger selves anything, that would be the greatest episode of a podcast ever.” – Joe (54:08)

Timestamps for Important Segments

• Salad & Candy Season Banter: 00:53–07:08
• Gifting Ice Cream Man & Teacher Gifts: 07:11–09:48
• Ethics of Lottery Winnings/Paying Dinners: 09:41–16:30
• Sopranos & Old-School Bill Etiquette: 15:19–16:51
• Maxxing Vocabulary & Meme Dissection: 17:00–24:33
• Jawline Culture/Jaw Maxxing: 18:12–22:32
• Jester Maxxing Definition: 24:07–24:21
• Boner Chocolate Recall Story: 28:53–32:57
• Sexy Food/Aphrodisiac Conversation: 49:47–51:19
• Giant 10-Pound Bunny Segment: 59:29–66:49
• Wendy’s “Gotcha” Joke Setup & Execution: 75:13–77:04
• Nostalgic Snacks/Ice Pops: 77:38–81:52

Tone & Style

The episode brims with irreverent humor, running inside jokes, and the friends’ effortless chemistry. The hosts oscillate between affectionate ragging, semi-serious cultural commentary, raunchy asides, and extended riffs on viral trends. It's playful, fast, and at times delightfully absurd, perfect for fans who love when The Basement Yard swerves from “deep” to “dumb” in half a breath.

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