Do You Kiss More Lips Or Cheeks In Your Life?

Summary

The Basement Yard – Episode Summary

Episode: Do You Kiss More Lips Or Cheeks In Your Life?
Date: December 22, 2025
Hosts: Joe Santagato, Frank Alvarez
Guest/Producer: Ant Prisco (Featured throughout)

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Main Theme & Purpose

This episode of The Basement Yard is a quintessential showcase of the podcast’s blend of humor, nostalgia, and relatable banter among lifelong friends. The main conversation spirals from playful debates about hygiene mishaps, thoughtful gift-giving, and infamous urban legends, to a surprisingly philosophical and funny analysis of whether people kiss more lips or cheeks in their lifetime. Along the way, the trio delves into pop culture, personal stories about growing up, and a spirited ranking of the "greatest songs of all time."

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Gift-Giving & Producer Ant’s Anniversary (03:05–10:05)

• Ant presents gifts for his year as producer, surprising Frank and Joe (represented here by Ant Prisco).
  • Frank receives a Smokey Eats cocktail smoker kit – highly tailored based on Frank’s love for smoky whiskeys.
  • Ant Prisco gets a piece of martini-themed wall art – which ties in with his apartment’s decor.
  • “He pays attention.” – Ant Prisco [06:38], recognizing the thoughtfulness.
• Discussion of gift utility vs. personalization: The hosts appreciate gifts that balance thoughtfulness and usefulness.
• Quick aside: Ant winning a Christmas tree decorating contest, earning himself a silly trophy.

2. Frank Sinatra, Urban Legends, and "Measuring Up" (11:20–20:08)

• Hilarious deep dive about the urban legend of Frank Sinatra’s penis, as claimed by singer Paul Anka ("if he was 120 pounds, 19 was dick") [12:39].
• The conversation rapidly evolves into a debate over the weight of the average penis, leading to research:
  • “If people are measuring your cock in weight, you’ve won.” – Frank Alvarez [12:59].
  • Quick-vetted fact: Average flaccid penis weighs 2.5–3.5 ounces [16:12].
• The discussion morphs to group legend-building about friends with "urban legend" penis sizes.
• Light digression into how men and women have historically used body part sizes (hands, feet, elbows) as misguided proxies for something else – cue childhood insecurities and embarrassing school stories.

3. Cultural Roots, Religion, and Neighborhoods (20:08–27:10)

• Frank and Ant riff on growing up in a Greek neighborhood, observing Greek Orthodox church rituals, and contrasts in Italian and Greek celebrations.
• Discussion of elaborate church interiors: "Greek Orthodox church...There’s gold everywhere.” – Frank Alvarez [22:48].
• Admires the craftsmanship of European cathedrals and muses on the awe of being in such spaces (e.g., Notre Dame, St Patrick’s Cathedral).
• Amusement at the “pipes” (Popes) possibly buried below such churches, and jokes about what Popes do in their free time – including lighthearted speculation about Popes eating hot dogs or drinking beer in public [28:23].

4. Affection Rituals: Kissing, Hugs, and Cultural Differences (51:26–61:50)

• The main topic: Do people kiss more lips or cheeks in their lifetime?
  • Cheek kisses vs. lip kisses among friends, family, and romantic partners.
  • “In a lifetime, though, if you get to live 75, 80 years, it’s a lot of lip.” – Ant Prisco [53:44].
  • Frank argues that in some cultures (especially Italian/Greek), cheek kisses might greatly outnumber lip kisses.
  • “They love the mah mah; that’s two...and they do it everywhere.” – Ant Prisco [55:16]
• Debating the tally and sentiment of non-lip kisses, e.g., forehead, top of head, and the “cheek-to-cheek” ritual.
• The practice of hugging vs. kissing in greetings and goodbyes—cultural and family variations.
• Ant laments the “circuit” of greetings at big family events: “I wish I could just dap up my aunt.” [61:54]

5. Music Tangent: Songs with Staying Power (68:18–91:35)

• The trio lists and debates the greatest songs of all time, started by Ant suggesting Fleetwood Mac’s “Landslide.”
  • Diverse suggestions: “Bohemian Rhapsody” (Queen), “Sympathy for the Devil” (Rolling Stones), “Drops of Jupiter” (Train), “Champagne Supernova” (Oasis), “Hotel California” (Eagles), “Stairway to Heaven” (Led Zeppelin), “Imagine” (John Lennon), “Hey Jude” (The Beatles), and many others.
  • “That version from Shrek of ‘Hallelujah’ is such a banger.” – Frank Alvarez [69:29].
  • Side discussion on why certain songs endure across generations – what gives “staying power.”
  • Fun fact: The best-selling single ever is Bing Crosby’s “White Christmas” [81:22]; top albums include Eagles’ Greatest Hits and Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.”
• Songs that remind the hosts of their parents/siblings:
  • “Landslide” is candidly important to both Frank and Ant’s mothers, “Party Like a Rockstar” triggers memories of Frank’s dad.
  • Anthony’s dad is (to the other hosts’ amusement) associated with Pitbull.
• Banter about which songs feel “incestuous” to sing with siblings (e.g., “Incest song” – probably “Sex on Fire” or similar), “Check Yes Juliet” for Shannon and Thomas.

6. Memorable Quotes & Lighthearted Moments

• “If people are measuring your cock in weight, you’ve won.” – Frank Alvarez [12:59]
• “Cheek to cheek. You gotta count that.” – Guest/Producer Ant [61:03]
• “I wish I could just dap up my aunt...make it quick.” – Ant Prisco [61:54]
• “He pays attention.” – Ant Prisco on Ant’s thoughtful gift [06:38]
• “That’s a good debate. I like it a lot.” – Ant Prisco approving the lip vs. cheek tally [55:31]

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• On Urban Legends & Anatomy
  • “If people are measuring your cock in weight, you’ve won.” – Frank Alvarez [12:59]
• On Gift Giving
  • “He pays attention.” – Ant Prisco [06:38]
• On Greeting Rituals
  • “They love the mah mah; that’s two...and they do it everywhere.” – Ant Prisco [55:16]
  • “I wish I could just dap up my aunt...make it quick.” – Ant Prisco [61:54]
• On Kissing Philosophy
  • “In a lifetime, though, if you get to live 75, 80 years, it’s a lot of lip.” – Ant Prisco [53:44]
  • “That’s a good debate. I like it a lot.” – Ant Prisco [55:31]
• On Songs With Staying Power
  • “That version from Shrek of ‘Hallelujah’ is such a banger.” – Frank Alvarez [69:29]
  • “Bing Crosby’s ‘White Christmas’–number one best selling single ever.” – Guest/Producer Ant [81:22]

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Important Timestamps

• Gift exchange and reactions: [03:05–10:05]
• Frank Sinatra urban legend/penis discussion: [11:20–18:03]
• Cheek vs. Lips main debate: [51:26–61:50]
• Family greetings/cultural affection: [59:02–62:37]
• Greatest songs discussion: [68:18–91:35]
• Songs tied to parents/siblings: [84:25–89:03]

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Tone, Language, and Structure

• Language/Tone: Extremely informal, playful, and self-deprecating. The trio intermixes childhood nostalgia, scientific detours, and absurd hypotheticals. They exaggerate and poke fun at each other in endearing, brotherly ways.
• Structure: Free-flowing, naturally shifting from one topic to the next; some sections (ad reads) omitted in this summary for content focus.

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For Those Who Haven’t Listened

This episode showcases what makes The Basement Yard a fan favorite: heartfelt and hilarious reminiscence, clever pop-culture debates, and a uniquely honest look at everyday intimacy (from greetings to the philosophy of kissing). If you’re looking for an entry point into their world—or wondering about the true ratio of lip-to-cheek kisses in your own life—this might be the definitive episode to start.

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Listen for:

• Thoughtful and funny friend dynamics
• Offbeat but relatable deep-dives (gifts, myths, music, affection)
• The now-canonical "are you a cheek or lip kisser?" debate

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Transcript

[Frank Alvarez]

So good, so good, so good.

[Ant Prisco]

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[Frank Alvarez]

I'm good. How's it going, lead singer of Weezer? I fucking got him so good, by the way. That's not very.

[Ant Prisco]

That's not very Christmas season.

[Frank Alvarez]

Like, hey, how's it going? Give me some more. Give me some Hasan piker. That's a good one. You look like him right now.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

You know I can see you searching for more. You can see the gears turning here, right?

[Ant Prisco]

I fucked up my eye. I put lotion in it three days in a row.

[Frank Alvarez]

What?

[Ant Prisco]

Steaks.

[Frank Alvarez]

How do.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

How did you put lotion in your eye?

[Ant Prisco]

I have this lotion that I put underneath my eyes and it was getting into the corner of my. My eye and then it kept burning it. And I thought it was my contacts, but then I realized I'm getting lotion in my eyes. So my eyes been red for like three days.

[Frank Alvarez]

What, like you were like squirting lotion?

[Ant Prisco]

No, no, no. It's like a cream that goes underneath right here. It's just for this part of your eye.

[Frank Alvarez]

Oh, it's like.

[Ant Prisco]

And then it was like seeping into the corner and it, like, fucked up. You see how my eyes like a little red? Like, it was.

[Frank Alvarez]

It's. It was a lot. So you're applying lotion to your eye and then it just gets in your eyeball and it fucks up your. Your whole vision.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah, I was getting too close to the corner.

[Frank Alvarez]

You were getting too close.

[Ant Prisco]

The corner was sucking in all the lotion.

[Frank Alvarez]

So you were like getting lotion in your eye.

[Ant Prisco]

So far, two for two.

[Frank Alvarez]

Come on.

[Ant Prisco]

So far, two for two.

[Frank Alvarez]

Come on. I mean, that's easy. That's low hanging fruit there, baby. The fruit's just right in front of your face. Low hanging and batting you around in the eyes.

[Ant Prisco]

I don't. That. But that's why I wear my glasses, because that's what Google told me.

[Frank Alvarez]

Like, that's like. That's. What's that. What's that style? There's like a. That's. That's a style. It's like horn rimmed or something like that. Whoa, dude. Is that not it? Oh, what did I say?

[Ant Prisco]

Horn rimmed.

[Frank Alvarez]

Horn rimmed glasses. Is that not.

[Ant Prisco]

You're making a joke about lotion, but not horn rimmed. Come on.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, yeah, that's fair, that's fair. But do you like. Is that like the only, like, style that you have? Because I feel like I've only seen you with that style.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Glasses?

[Ant Prisco]

No, these are new.

[Frank Alvarez]

Really?

[Ant Prisco]

I got these like a couple months ago. But I was. I wore the same pair for so long.

[Frank Alvarez]

Your employer got that vision insurance too, right? Yeah, yeah. Hell yeah. I'm talking about that shit.

[Ant Prisco]

But you didn't even wear glasses. Really. Yeah, those are fake.

[Frank Alvarez]

You look like your glasses look like your name was curly and you were beat up at the local diner in the 50s.

[Ant Prisco]

Three for three. Three for three. I'm.

[Frank Alvarez]

See, yeah. My body spell on you My body.

[Ant Prisco]

My body putting a spell on you now.

[Frank Alvarez]

But no, you look. You look whatever.

[Ant Prisco]

Appreciate it. It's the Christmas season. Also, Ant's got some gifts over there.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, What I was gonna say. Those are immaculately wrapped.

[Ant Prisco]

Now, is there one for me and one for Frank or both for me?

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Do you want both?

[Ant Prisco]

Kind of. Yes.

[Frank Alvarez]

Now, for some reason he. You said that in a way that makes me think that one of those things is offensive. So I would say give them both.

[Ant Prisco]

Are they offensive? Are they gonna hurt?

[Guest/Producer Ant]

No, no, they're real gifts. I just wanted to say like, thank you guys for everything.

[Ant Prisco]

Wait, hold on. Is this real? Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

No, no, no. I don't know. Here.

[Ant Prisco]

Is he being real nice guys setting up asshole?

[Guest/Producer Ant]

No, I'm not. I'm not.

[Frank Alvarez]

Stop showing asshole here.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

I'm just like, I'm coming up on like, producing here for a year. Like in like a couple months.

[Frank Alvarez]

What? Yeah, dude.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Where you did like my, like my year birthday is coming up.

[Ant Prisco]

Really?

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Yeah, in a couple months.

[Frank Alvarez]

One year of Ant, bro. It doesn't feel like that.

[Ant Prisco]

Am I crazy?

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah. I mean, not.

[Ant Prisco]

Not camera though, right?

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Yeah, that's probably.

[Frank Alvarez]

I think it started at the exact same time.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

At least my voice. My voice on here for about a year. At least.

[Ant Prisco]

Like, at first I feel like it was very light. Now we can't get you to shut up.

[Frank Alvarez]

I. Oh, you see how. And I get in trouble.

[Ant Prisco]

First of all, you're trying to dig yourself out of a hole. You're in timeout.

[Frank Alvarez]

He's. Second of all, I'm not in timeout. I'm breaking out. I've broken out of time out. He's doing that while I have.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

I'm presenting gifts.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, this is very sweet. So this is a seriously sincere thing. Like, you're not Being like, ha, ha, here's a fucking. Shut up now.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Yeah.

[Ant Prisco]

And you do your say.

[Frank Alvarez]

Say how great we are.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

It was just. Thank you. Thank you to you, too. And thank you to everybody who accepted me here. I have gifts.

[Frank Alvarez]

What do you say to the people that didn't accept you?

[Ant Prisco]

We also don't know if they have accepted you, technically.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, that's true. We kind of.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Yeah, we kind of forced it up in theory.

[Frank Alvarez]

You kind of just shoved. You. You got shoved down the throats of these people. It is true.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Would you like the gifts?

[Ant Prisco]

I would love them. Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

Oh, sure. I. So I. Who's gonna get the bigger one? I. I imagine you. Yeah, I saw that coming. Oh, it feels like a book you need to overcome. If that's a book. What, brother? Like a big Santa book. Can I just say this? Exceptionally well wrapped.

[Ant Prisco]

Great.

[Frank Alvarez]

Oh, this is thick wrapping paper.

[Ant Prisco]

Yo, the wrapping paper here is crazy.

[Frank Alvarez]

And something tells me.

[Ant Prisco]

Oh, this is framed. It's a frame.

[Frank Alvarez]

You didn't wrap this? No, I didn't. You absolutely didn't wrap this. I gotta say, congrats on the wrap. It looks great.

[Ant Prisco]

This is expensive wrapping paper.

[Frank Alvarez]

This is good. Yeah.

[Ant Prisco]

This isn't some. Like, you can't poke a hole in this baby.

[Frank Alvarez]

No, I mean, you can, but is there, like, a specific order as to who should open theirs first?

[Ant Prisco]

I love that question. Because it's. That's how you open gifts.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

I guess you. I guess you should open it first.

[Frank Alvarez]

I don't even know like that.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

I don't know how much you'll like.

[Ant Prisco]

Wait, I'm smelling a Christmas tree. Is this scented? Am I. Am I bugging?

[Frank Alvarez]

Mine smells like. Like chemicals.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

You have to scratch it first. Scratch and stuff.

[Ant Prisco]

No, no. Now you're with me. I was, but it. But. Yo, am I bugging? Yo, it low key. Smells like pine.

[Frank Alvarez]

And we know he doesn't have a real tree, and that ain't one.

[Ant Prisco]

That ain't.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Yeah, well, if you have a fake tree, you put the pine scented sticks.

[Frank Alvarez]

I know, and I hate it so much. I think that's so me. All right, so I'm supposed to go first.

[Ant Prisco]

Pop it open.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

You go first.

[Ant Prisco]

Imagine it's just, oh, he's one of these. You know, it's interesting. We're gonna see how people open gifts.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Frankie, you could.

[Ant Prisco]

You can. It's okay.

[Frank Alvarez]

I'm kidding. I'm not that.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah, okay. You're taking her dress off very slow. Oh, what is it?

[Frank Alvarez]

Oh, that's cool.

[Ant Prisco]

What is it?

[Frank Alvarez]

It's Smokey eats An electronic cocktail smoker kit. Whoa, whoa. Smoke him if you got them. And, boy, do I got them.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

You talked about how you like a smoky whiskey.

[Frank Alvarez]

Hell, I said that recently. You're good. Yeah.

[Ant Prisco]

Wow. He pays attention.

[Frank Alvarez]

Oh, so we got different smokes?

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

So we got peach. Is this, like, hookah? Oh, it's just wood.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Yeah. You put the wood in the machine.

[Frank Alvarez]

Oh, hell, yeah.

[Ant Prisco]

You know, I love that peach one. Great gift.

[Frank Alvarez]

Can I start smoking stuff now? Pecan, oak, apple. Wow. Cherry wood.

[Ant Prisco]

Tell him that he has to have a glass of whiskey tonight and send you a video.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Oh, that'd be cool.

[Frank Alvarez]

Oh, you don't have.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

You don't have to, though.

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, I will.

[Ant Prisco]

I mean, you shouldn't electronically smoke in the bath, just in case.

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, I imagine these are battery operated.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Yeah, yeah, you just. You put it in the top. You. You. And it does it automatically on your glass.

[Ant Prisco]

That's beautiful.

[Frank Alvarez]

Breaking things already. This is really thoughtful. Thank you so much, man. I really, really appreciate that. That's. I fucked that up.

[Ant Prisco]

It's very sweet.

[Frank Alvarez]

That is incredibly kind.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

See?

[Frank Alvarez]

What the fuck? And why can't you be, like, mean?

[Ant Prisco]

Why can't you be mean?

[Frank Alvarez]

I want to start smoking shit now.

[Ant Prisco]

Smoke up.

[Frank Alvarez]

Oh, and it comes with some recipes.

[Ant Prisco]

The Godfather in your head.

[Frank Alvarez]

The Godfather.

[Ant Prisco]

What's that?

[Frank Alvarez]

Oh, it sits like this.

[Ant Prisco]

On the glass.

[Frank Alvarez]

On the glass. So it's.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah. Then it spits out the amaretto.

[Frank Alvarez]

Sorry, you lost me. Not a big amaretto guy. Scotch back in. Whoa. And that's it.

[Ant Prisco]

Nice. Yeah.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Yeah.

[Ant Prisco]

That's all you need?

[Frank Alvarez]

I guess so. Dragon's breath.

[Ant Prisco]

Excuse me. Is that a leak?

[Frank Alvarez]

Bourbon Saint Germain, Triple sec? Hell, yeah.

[Ant Prisco]

Who's having a glass of Triple sec.

[Frank Alvarez]

And a smoked espresso? Tini, you're in.

[Ant Prisco]

All right. What's going on over there?

[Frank Alvarez]

That's really cool. Thank you, man. That's very thoughtful.

[Ant Prisco]

That's nice.

[Frank Alvarez]

Very appreciative. Thank you so much.

[Ant Prisco]

All right, let's find out what's in here. I'm gonna get right under her dress.

[Frank Alvarez]

Did you ask? Oh, shit.

[Ant Prisco]

Oh, I'm opening this perfectly because it's the back, so I get.

[Frank Alvarez]

That's a good. I mean, a good wrapper is going to put it on the right way, too. Oh, and there's some hanging material. There's some ready. Oh, I think I thought you were supposed to show the crowd first.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

I got you some wall art. It's called the perfect Martini.

[Frank Alvarez]

That is awesome. I love that.

[Ant Prisco]

I am putting. I know exactly where this is Going.

[Frank Alvarez]

In my apartment is the colorway in an apartment space. Yeah. Oh, I love that.

[Ant Prisco]

I have, like, a little, like, a.

[Frank Alvarez]

Thing, and now I can put this above it.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

That's what I thought.

[Frank Alvarez]

It's perfect. Yeah. Got a lighter? Anyone got a lighter? I'm about to. Like this, you know. Perfect.

[Ant Prisco]

This is actually. I do have, like, these color accents.

[Frank Alvarez]

In my apartment, so it works in transition. Seamless transition into the colorway.

[Ant Prisco]

Thank you, Ant.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, of course. That's awesome.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

You're a.

[Ant Prisco]

You know what? I'm a big fan of, like, this. That's, like. I feel like sometimes with people with gifts, it's, like, very, very personalized, and there's not a lot of utility. This is nice. That is nice. These are great gifts.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah. You're a good gift guy.

[Ant Prisco]

You're a gift.

[Frank Alvarez]

Gift.

[Ant Prisco]

Good gift.

[Frank Alvarez]

Good gift guy.

[Ant Prisco]

You're a good gift.

[Frank Alvarez]

Good for you for being good gift guy. You know, I'm glad you enjoyed. I am going to smoke the out of this, let me tell you.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Good.

[Frank Alvarez]

I'll smoke it right now.

[Ant Prisco]

You should take it. And don't put it on a glass.

[Frank Alvarez]

Just put it on your mouth. I think that'll be harmful to my health.

[Ant Prisco]

You're drinking scotch, dude. That's.

[Frank Alvarez]

You know what?

[Ant Prisco]

Healthy.

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, be honest with me. Have you ever, like, not felt great and you had a little whiskey or something?

[Ant Prisco]

No.

[Frank Alvarez]

Because you think it's gonna, like, destroy the bad stuff I've done.

[Ant Prisco]

I've, like, heard that.

[Frank Alvarez]

I've done it.

[Ant Prisco]

It definitely feels like it when it's in your mouth, Frank. You can't go. You can't keep doing it.

[Frank Alvarez]

I can let you go. I can just let you. I just let. I can let the world digest that. No, I. I've had, like, a tickle in my throat and just be like, I'm gonna blast it with something, so why not be scotch?

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

Is that wrong?

[Ant Prisco]

I think it's. I think it might be incorrect. I think. Well, I have seen videos on TikTok of, like, here's bacteria underneath a microscope, and then you add, like, some whiskey or scotch and they all die.

[Frank Alvarez]

Well, like, that's what they used to do back in the days of the Civil War, and they. They were. They were onto something. Half of them were onto something.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

Let's be very clear.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

They were. Half of them would be like, ow, my leg hurts. Let me, you know, clean it with, you know, whiskey.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

The other half would be like, ow, I want to keep my slaves. Let me clean it with Whiskey.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

One of those sentiments. The good one, the northern one I agree with. Right?

[Ant Prisco]

Yes, exactly.

[Frank Alvarez]

Be very clear. Yeah. Okay.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

I also got myself something.

[Ant Prisco]

What's that?

[Guest/Producer Ant]

I got a little Christmas tree trophy because I won the Christmas tree decorating.

[Ant Prisco]

Poll on fuck you guys having a wee good gift giver got a little tree, won a contest. Also's got just a big fat mess of a dick.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah. Apparently stupid dick.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

Just an absolute.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

I just wanted to toss that.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah, you. You and Frank Sinatra who apparently has a 19 pound cock. Was not you, dude. Yeah. 19.

[Frank Alvarez]

Paul Anka. Who's like an old timey singer.

[Ant Prisco]

Paul Anka.

[Frank Alvarez]

Paul Anka.

[Ant Prisco]

Paul Anka.

[Frank Alvarez]

Anka.

[Ant Prisco]

Oh, isn't Palenca somebody.

[Frank Alvarez]

Polenta is a like.

[Ant Prisco]

Isn't that like.

[Frank Alvarez]

It's like an Italian. Like it's a mushy rice. It's. It's almost like grits.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah, yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

It's like a corn paste kind of like that. I'm into. I'm into grits.

[Ant Prisco]

I like mushy shit.

[Frank Alvarez]

Oh.

[Ant Prisco]

You know what I mean?

[Frank Alvarez]

Really?

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah. I like like mashed potatoes when they're mushed.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah. But I like a little like on certain stuff, a little texture. Like, I think they do like palenta cakes, but they'll like pan fry them so you get a bit of a char crust on the outside and the inside is creamy.

[Ant Prisco]

Oh, yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

And mushy. Yeah. But big fat dick though. Yeah. Apparently you and Frank Sinatra, you guys share a dick.

[Ant Prisco]

Share it. Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

You also share a love for alcohol, you know. Yeah. I think if we start naming things.

[Ant Prisco]

Same listening age on spot.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, we could. We. I think we'll be able to find a pretty consistent like through line. Through line between Frank Sinatra and Aunt Prisco.

[Ant Prisco]

Wow.

[Frank Alvarez]

You know, what was the story with his big. Well, Paul Anka came out and said like it was true, he had just like too much dick. And like the joke was if he was £120, £19 was dick. Oh, bro.

[Ant Prisco]

I was under the assumption that he actually had a 19 pound penis. I'd be like, bro, you can't use that.

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, no way. I will say this. Regardless of size, if people are measuring your girth, your cock in weight, you've won.

[Ant Prisco]

How much do you think your penis weighs without it. Without your balls?

[Frank Alvarez]

Not £19.

[Ant Prisco]

I was on the news two days ago and they asked me what the podcast was about. Apple, how much does penis weighs?

[Frank Alvarez]

I. I can't give a number.

[Ant Prisco]

Grams.

[Frank Alvarez]

Excuse you.

[Ant Prisco]

I mean, excuse you. Do you think your penis is a pound? I don't know what a pound is.

[Frank Alvarez]

I think it's not a pound. How do you know?

[Ant Prisco]

Like, it can't be.

[Frank Alvarez]

Who the hell are you? This guy's walking around with a dumbbell in his pants. He's like, you don't want this.

[Ant Prisco]

It's a tough life to live with a fucking heavy wiener.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, tell us how difficult life is while your fucking tip scrapes against the floor when you walk. Yeah, I'm getting too intense about it.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah. I think the details.

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, what do you think? Can you. What is yours way.

[Ant Prisco]

When I'm thinking about weighing it, I'm thinking about, like, weighing a dust and.

[Frank Alvarez]

Not because, like, a food scale.

[Ant Prisco]

Like.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah.

[Ant Prisco]

Like, I'm thinking about, like, how much sugar. You ever see those videos about how much sugar?

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah. Where it's just like, you're drinking of Coca Cola. Here's the 50 grams of sugar.

[Ant Prisco]

That's what I'm thinking about. That's a great, great question.

[Frank Alvarez]

Tell us, Buddy Holly.

[Ant Prisco]

Well, the thing is, it's a great song.

[Frank Alvarez]

So he was also a person, was he? Yeah, dude, I don't know. What's one of the people that died on the plane?

[Ant Prisco]

The plane?

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, the. The day the music died. What this song. American Pie.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

Bye Bye Miss American Pie.

[Ant Prisco]

No, you don't have to sing. I know.

[Frank Alvarez]

Then that's the day the music died. There was, like, a plane crash. It had, like, the dude that sang La Bamba.

[Ant Prisco]

I honestly did not know this. I know Leonard Skynyrd died in a. Didn't they died in there?

[Frank Alvarez]

I believe they did as well. I mean, I'm not gonna. Am I gonna start using my phone during the show? Look up, look, I got plane crash. The day the music died.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Okay. At first, I googled what the average weight of a plan penis is.

[Ant Prisco]

This is good.

[Frank Alvarez]

I don't know if that is helpful. Thank you. You know what? You've earned your spot right there.

[Ant Prisco]

There you go.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Would you like to guess what the average weight of a penis is? Flaccid.

[Ant Prisco]

What?

[Frank Alvarez]

What do we give us? The. Give us the unit of measurement. Right.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

It's ounces.

[Frank Alvarez]

Ooh. 16 ounces in a pound.

[Ant Prisco]

That's a glass of water.

[Frank Alvarez]

Or is that fluid? That ain't happening. Wait, no, no, no. Fluid. Ounces and weight. Ounces are different things.

[Ant Prisco]

Okay.

[Frank Alvarez]

16 ounces is a pint. A f it pint.

[Ant Prisco]

But what's 16 ounces is a pound, though, I think.

[Frank Alvarez]

Is it? 8 ounces is a pound, isn't it?

[Guest/Producer Ant]

12?

[Frank Alvarez]

Oh, fuck. We're all over the place.

[Ant Prisco]

Well, regardless, it's not 16. I'm gonna say 7.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

16 ounces in a pan.

[Frank Alvarez]

16 ounces is a fucking pound.

[Ant Prisco]

I'll say 7 ounces is the average.

[Frank Alvarez]

I'm going bigger than that, baby. I'm going the average. I'm going 10.25 ounces.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

The average weight of a flaccid penis.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Is 2.5 to 3.5 ounces.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah.

[Ant Prisco]

Oh, wow.

[Frank Alvarez]

Are you sure? Because mine is average. It's fucking feel right. Huge and heavy, dude.

[Ant Prisco]

2.3 ounces. I mean, point of weighing it at that point.

[Frank Alvarez]

Let's do some simple math here. Simple math. Okay. We got this.

[Ant Prisco]

We're. We're. I'm already nervous.

[Frank Alvarez]

We're not stupid. So if the average length of a penis is 5. 5 inches. 2.5 ounces.

[Ant Prisco]

Right.

[Frank Alvarez]

So that means that whatever the length is half it for the ounces. The ouncer ship.

[Ant Prisco]

Right.

[Frank Alvarez]

So if it's five inches, two and a half ounces.

[Ant Prisco]

Right.

[Frank Alvarez]

So if we're going and using that. This guy had a 38. 38. 38 inch.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

I see the math.

[Ant Prisco]

That's crazy.

[Frank Alvarez]

You see it? Which is like.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah, there's no way. There's no way.

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, you never know. Dude.

[Ant Prisco]

Crazy.

[Frank Alvarez]

That was Frankie Blue Eyes. You think you got a small.

[Ant Prisco]

Frankie Blue Eyes. I love how he picked up Blue Eyes. Frankie Thick Hawk. Frankie's massive nuts.

[Frank Alvarez]

Fly me to the moon. Riding on his fleshy rocket.

[Ant Prisco]

Rocket ship of a car.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, that's exactly. I mean, you know, what a guy. What? I mean, I think we. We just deduced.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

Average. So you're probably. You're probably rocking, like, 9 ounces. Whoa.

[Ant Prisco]

That would be insane.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

I can't. I would.

[Frank Alvarez]

I can't.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

I would act very differently, probably.

[Frank Alvarez]

Elaborate the weight of your penis.

[Ant Prisco]

Elaborate. Is in correlation with your personality.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Probably. Yeah.

[Ant Prisco]

What would you be more of? Like, just a cocky. Well, you would be more cocky.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Yeah. Inherently. Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

Okay. So you would just like, if I guess cocky is the word.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah, but I. But. But, like, you know, we all know. It's well documented. He's gonna hate it, but Pete's got a big wiener and here goes.

[Frank Alvarez]

He'll know we mentioned him because his follower count goes up.

[Ant Prisco]

Well, the other day, too. He was like, yo, did you say something about me? Because I also. I got a bunch of followers. I was like, I don't think so.

[Frank Alvarez]

We did.

[Ant Prisco]

And probably.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, we absolutely did.

[Ant Prisco]

Or maybe a clip went viral and it. You know. Yeah. They caught wind of the penis.

[Frank Alvarez]

I will say he Is the rare exception.

[Ant Prisco]

He doesn't like talking about it, apparently.

[Frank Alvarez]

That was Frankie Blue Eyes, too.

[Ant Prisco]

He didn't like talking about his massive wiener.

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, because back then, everyone was afraid of being gay. Back then.

[Ant Prisco]

Having a big wiener makes you gay.

[Frank Alvarez]

If you talk about a dick, you want to kiss it. Probably that's their mentality. Oh, you know, I. I imagine I. I didn't live at that time. I mean, but I imagine he'd be like, hey, why are you. Why do you care?

[Ant Prisco]

You know, just a way. Singing.

[Frank Alvarez]

I imagine Bill Hader and.

[Ant Prisco]

I mean, I feel like 0 for 5. It feels, though.

[Frank Alvarez]

Richard Tozier.

[Ant Prisco]

What am I supposed to know who that is?

[Frank Alvarez]

Who's that? Richie Tozier. Loser club.

[Ant Prisco]

Loser club.

[Frank Alvarez]

Oh, come on.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Yeah.

[Ant Prisco]

Oh, the kid from the movie.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah. Come on, baby.

[Ant Prisco]

Okay, cool.

[Frank Alvarez]

You know. Yeah, you should know.

[Ant Prisco]

All right.

[Frank Alvarez]

I was going to say, Pete is one of the rare examples of people that is like, I don't want to. I'm humble about my. My fucking hose.

[Ant Prisco]

Well, think about that. He doesn't talk about it at all. So the fact that.

[Frank Alvarez]

Which is normal, if we're being honest, right?

[Ant Prisco]

I mean.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah.

[Ant Prisco]

The fact that it has grown into an urban legend is magical.

[Frank Alvarez]

It's like, what, it's like Sasquatch in some ways, but also like, the urban legend sense, you know, like, it's like. Like. Like the. Like the Jersey Devil. Like the El Chupacabra. Like, there's other things. The Mothman, you know, everyone has a story about it, but no one can sit and confirm.

[Ant Prisco]

Like, Medusa type.

[Frank Alvarez]

Well, Medusa is mythological. I. I think, you know, mine were a lot more closely tied to reality than yours.

[Ant Prisco]

Well, you know, those are your gods. You're Greek.

[Frank Alvarez]

You see what he does?

[Ant Prisco]

I feel like.

[Frank Alvarez]

See how he did that? Well, so who are your gods, Picasso? You fucking Italian bitch.

[Ant Prisco]

First of all, that's not even a religion. Italian.

[Frank Alvarez]

Greek isn't a religion.

[Ant Prisco]

Greek Orthodox, isn't that a religion?

[Frank Alvarez]

Orthodox is the religion. Greek is the sect. Yeah, but I don't think Greek Orthodox is like, yo, Zeus, Aphrodite.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah, I think so.

[Frank Alvarez]

I don't think.

[Ant Prisco]

Go to church. It's like, yo.

[Frank Alvarez]

I think the only difference.

[Ant Prisco]

Shit, I only.

[Frank Alvarez]

I think the only difference is, like, they believe in Jesus, but, like, Jesus was eating spanakopita instead of fucking, you know, bread.

[Ant Prisco]

Honestly, one of the best contributions that the Greeks have made to society is.

[Frank Alvarez]

Bro.

[Ant Prisco]

I don't know if I ever told you this. Nicole thought that was spinach capita.

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean. I mean, she's she's white, so, I mean, spinach. I mean, I guess the Greeks are white.

[Ant Prisco]

Sounds like Lois, like, from Family Guy. Spina capita.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, that's like such a. Like, spin. I could see that. I think Becca recently also did the same thing where she was just like, spanakopita. I was just like, I get what you're trying to do. We're gonna have, at that point, quicker. At that point, just call it spinach pie. Yeah, like, you don't. Like. If you can't say it with the accent, you know, like, growing.

[Ant Prisco]

Me and Frank grew up in a Greek neighborhood. And sometimes, like, it would be around. I believe it's Greek Easter. And all of a sudden the neighborhood, it felt like there was like a cult in town because they do, like. They do, like a fucking chair, like.

[Frank Alvarez]

Holding the fucking, like.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah. And everyone's dressed in white and they have candles. And I was like, yo, yo, what's going on?

[Frank Alvarez]

Have you seen the inside of a Greek Orthodox church?

[Ant Prisco]

I've peaked. I don't know if I'm allowed, dude.

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, you can walk in. What are they going to say? Get out?

[Ant Prisco]

They're going to. I mean, the gods will.

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, the gods are like.

[Ant Prisco]

They smite, dude.

[Frank Alvarez]

I might be sorry. Say sorry.

[Ant Prisco]

Well, I don't know, but I've peeked in.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yo.

[Ant Prisco]

St. Irene's. It looks nice.

[Frank Alvarez]

Greek Orthodox church. They're into the pomp and circumstance. The flash, let me tell you.

[Ant Prisco]

They don't throw a bad fare either. That's a good fair.

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, Italians throw a pretty good fair.

[Ant Prisco]

The Italians throw a good fair, but a lot of rats.

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, that's just the. That's just the place. That has nothing to do with the fair. Well, I know. It's the food. For a split second, I thought you might have been talking about, like, the people. Like, the Italian people. Like, they're fucking rats.

[Ant Prisco]

I meant actual animal rats, dude.

[Frank Alvarez]

Pull up a picture of the inside of a Greek Orthodox church. There's gold everywhere. I've got. I've been to a Christian church. I've been to a Catholic church. It's like, you know, it's fine.

[Ant Prisco]

A lot of wood.

[Frank Alvarez]

A lot of wood.

[Ant Prisco]

Some stained glass. Stained glass is cool.

[Frank Alvarez]

Stained glass is really cool. But my guy, you walk in and.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

You see which one are you feeling? This one. I mean.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, throw it up, babe. Look at that.

[Ant Prisco]

Wow.

[Frank Alvarez]

You're standing up there with the Father, Son and the Holy and that same Ds, St. George and St. Demetrius. Greek Orthodox church. Yeah, you know what? That might be the ones that we went to.

[Ant Prisco]

I mean, I've never. What the is that?

[Frank Alvarez]

Look at this thing.

[Ant Prisco]

It's got a whole chandelier.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yo, the Greeks love their churches.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Dude got three chandeliers.

[Ant Prisco]

I've been in some churches and I'm like, holy shit.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, man. They got it. And you walk in and they're, you know, it's sick. They use. Can I ask you a question?

[Ant Prisco]

Like, when you. So If I'm near St. Patrick's Cathedral around Christmas, like, it's usually around Christmas time, I'll go in and they have, like, a nativity set and whatever. But in any regard, I guess that doesn't matter why I'm bringing that up. When you get close to a statue, or not super close, but you see a statue, right? Does a part of you ever just stare at the statue and go, move? Yes. And just go. I know you could fucking move.

[Frank Alvarez]

I forgot what movie it was, but I remember staring at a statue and I got it from the movie, and I was just like, I wonder if they're just going to start crying blood, you know, just like, wonder if this. Wonder if this, like, you know, Mary statue of Mary.

[Ant Prisco]

Part of me feels like if I stare at a statue long enough, like, it will give me a sign.

[Frank Alvarez]

Well, there's. What's the name of the character? I think they're called, like, the Weeping Angels or something like that from Doctor who. And their statues, they're like stone statues, but they only move if you, like, blink or look away. So, like, that's what I do. I'll just be like, this is like.

[Ant Prisco]

Fucking Five Nights at Freddy's now.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Sort of.

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, definitely. You're gonna upset people comparing Doctor who to Five Nights at Freddy's.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

No, that's not what I'm saying. He's. Trey, she's getting it.

[Ant Prisco]

I'm like, if you look away, then they move. I mean.

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, I think they move when you look at them in Five Nights at Freddy's, too.

[Ant Prisco]

When they get close enough and kill you.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, I do that. And when is specifically in St. Patrick's Cathedral, that's like. I've been in churches, and I. You know, I'm like, For some reason, St Patrick's Cathedral is the most uncomfortable I've ever been, because I know that, like, 20ft below me, there's a Pope just lying there dead.

[Ant Prisco]

Not a Pope.

[Frank Alvarez]

Pope. The popus.

[Ant Prisco]

There's. There's a ton of Pope.

[Frank Alvarez]

How do. What is multiple Pope Is it Popes or is it Popeye? I think it's pipes, pipes.

[Ant Prisco]

Pipes. There was just pipes.

[Frank Alvarez]

The floor is just fucking covered in pipes. Covered in pipes.

[Ant Prisco]

And if you walk to the back of the church. So if you ever. If anyone is visiting New York or you're from New York and you haven't been to St. Patrick's Cathedral, you walk in, you go to the left, and then the Nativity set is, like, right on your left, and you go, wow. Oh, it looks. And then you walk past it, and you get into the back behind the stage altar, and there's. There's a bunch of, like, tombs.

[Frank Alvarez]

They're like, yo, down below, catacombs.

[Ant Prisco]

Bunch of pipes.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yo, the pipes are laid out. And, like, they'll tell you, too. They'll be like, yo, there's. There's St. John Paul, there's Ringo. Yeah, like. Like, they name. They'll tell you all the pipes that are down there.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah, they're like, this one's Federico or, like, some Italian name.

[Frank Alvarez]

Let me be very John Paul.

[Ant Prisco]

John Paul 2, John Paul 4.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, there's. There's like, 15 John Paul every season of John Paul. It is very, like, jokes aside, it's breathtaking. It is St. Patrick's at the. It's. The architecture is like, the fact that you could see that, like, those were made by human hands.

[Ant Prisco]

It's.

[Frank Alvarez]

It's crazy.

[Ant Prisco]

Crazy. When I went to France and I went to Notre Dame, I was like, bro, this is insane that people built.

[Frank Alvarez]

Bro. Even when we were in Ireland, there was, like, two or three churches that I forgot who I was with. But we walked into. Yeah. And I was just like, yo, this is like, a thing that people made by hand. Bananas.

[Ant Prisco]

It's crazy.

[Frank Alvarez]

Absolutely.

[Ant Prisco]

I remember thinking when I was. When I was in France of being like, is there French pipes down here? I mean, below the surface, we got some bones.

[Frank Alvarez]

Have there been any France, French, France.

[Ant Prisco]

Any fucking French toast?

[Frank Alvarez]

Have there been any French popes? I feel like they've all been Italian.

[Ant Prisco]

Oh, yeah. Oh, well, I guess priests from the.

[Frank Alvarez]

South side of Chicago. Yo, this guy's on to something crazy. I'm just telling you. He set a new standard with popes that are also like, baseball fans and also, like, eat hot dogs. Is this possibly the first Pope that we've had that's ever had a hot dog?

[Ant Prisco]

Nah.

[Frank Alvarez]

Can you get a hot dog in Italy? I'm sure it'll be like, this is an American restaurant.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah. What do you think the Pope does for, like, fun? Or is it always Just the books. Like, is it always just the book? Or can you just go chill?

[Frank Alvarez]

Stays prayed up.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah, but, like, that's it. Like, you wake up and pray and, like, bro, you ever, like, take a pottery class or some shit?

[Frank Alvarez]

Um, you know, that's a great question. I am not super up to date with the daily activities of the pipes, dude.

[Ant Prisco]

Or, like, do they go to restaurants? Like, imagine you're sitting at a steakhouse and all sudden the fucking Pope walks in.

[Frank Alvarez]

Is like, I imagine. I imagine they wouldn't. I mean, if. If we're being honest from a security standpoint, probably a bad idea to do that.

[Ant Prisco]

I mean, just hire security.

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, I think it's still, like, there's still a level of.

[Ant Prisco]

I would love to see the Pope pop out.

[Frank Alvarez]

And, like, what you go to, like, for Charles, and, like, you. They'll be like, oh, Aaron Boone is here. Oh, you know, like, Steve Cohen. And right in the back room, the Pope is crushing a ribeye.

[Ant Prisco]

Dude, that'd be so fire. The idea of, like, a Pope eating steak is funny.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

It is.

[Frank Alvarez]

It is funny because they need to go about ordering it, like, how would you take that rare?

[Ant Prisco]

You know? Yeah, like what? And then, like, just the idea of them.

[Frank Alvarez]

I don't know.

[Ant Prisco]

This is probably just me, but the idea of them eating food that isn't the little hosts is funny to me.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah.

[Ant Prisco]

The idea French fries is like the.

[Frank Alvarez]

Idea of the Pope having a hot dog. It is inherently hysterical.

[Ant Prisco]

You think a Pope is just sitting back and drinking a Bud Light?

[Frank Alvarez]

I'm just saying, like, I think now more so than ever, we're finding the opportunity is like, coming that. The Pope is like, watching a baseball game with a Bud Light and a hot dog, and he's just like, jesus, we need to run here, you know, kicking his feet up.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah, like this.

[Frank Alvarez]

There's, like.

[Ant Prisco]

You know, the Pope, at one point in his life, like, Scott Posednik got thrown out at home, and he went, are you kidding me?

[Frank Alvarez]

At his tv, you know what I'm saying?

[Ant Prisco]

And now he's the Pope, and then when he dies, he'll be with the pipes.

[Frank Alvarez]

He's like, thank God for Jermaine die. You know? Yeah, that's got. I mean, hey, man, they. They haven't really been that successful since then. So, I mean, we can't say it's not because of the Pope.

[Ant Prisco]

He must have loved Angels in the Outfield.

[Frank Alvarez]

Like, I mean, he must have been a co writer. They must have been like, you know how movies will, like, contact people in the industry? As, like, a. How authentic is this? Or something like that. Executive producer Danny Glover's talking to the Pope and just like, what do you think I should do for this movie?

[Ant Prisco]

How do we.

[Frank Alvarez]

Honestly, you're pretty on point with the way it's going so far. Damn. I think. Can we find any pictures of the Pope having, like, pizza or a cheeseburger?

[Guest/Producer Ant]

I found one.

[Ant Prisco]

Look up. Pope's eating shit.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

I found one.

[Frank Alvarez]

Don't. Don't look bad. Don't say shit.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

I saw one the day the Pope drank beer.

[Frank Alvarez]

No, dude, if. If you're about to pull up a picture of the Pope with a pint, I might convert.

[Ant Prisco]

What is the day like? It's.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

That's what they called it.

[Frank Alvarez]

Get the hell out. Oh, but wait a sec. That was. That was. Careful, careful, careful. That was the Nazi. Careful. He was tied to Nazism.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Who?

[Ant Prisco]

All right.

[Frank Alvarez]

That.

[Ant Prisco]

He's just having a beer.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah.

[Ant Prisco]

Yo, you're gonna let a guy that old hold that big beer, dude, his arms gonna fall off.

[Frank Alvarez]

Well, he's got the power of the spirit with him.

[Ant Prisco]

That is true. Yeah. I mean, it's not like the force.

[Frank Alvarez]

We don't know.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

This picture I saw.

[Ant Prisco]

Damn, that's crazy.

[Frank Alvarez]

Unless I'm mistaken, that's Benedict. Pope Benedict. He was one of the. He. I think he resigned because, like, they were like, yo, you're cool with the Nazis or something.

[Ant Prisco]

Frank, I'm not saying that all the Popes have not done anything wrong, but to.

[Frank Alvarez]

To.

[Ant Prisco]

To say, tied to the Nazis and then to add or something, you should.

[Frank Alvarez]

Be sure about what you're saying. I'm a little fuzzy on details.

[Ant Prisco]

But wait, go to that picture of those two popes eating up to the left.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Up to the left.

[Ant Prisco]

Right there, to the left, left. What are they eating over there?

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, I think that's Pope Leo.

[Ant Prisco]

Oh, that's Leo.

[Frank Alvarez]

That's Le. Oh, Leo. Oh, that's our current guy.

[Ant Prisco]

First of all, he's got to be careful with the sleeves on the table there. It's a big white sleeve. We got some ketchup around. You got to be careful, Pope.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

It looks like a beer.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah.

[Ant Prisco]

I mean, it's just funny to imagine they're just people.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Driver, what is this?

[Frank Alvarez]

Imagine the Popes be like, let me get a vodka tonic, two limes, please.

[Ant Prisco]

Bro, this is what I'm saying. Like, the Popes pull up to restaurants, and they're like, yo, hit us with the bottomless. It's kind of fire, yo.

[Frank Alvarez]

If there was ever, like, the Pope at, like, a bottomless brunch. I think I would lose my mind.

[Ant Prisco]

All right, that's.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

This made me laugh.

[Ant Prisco]

I will say, and I don't want to. I honestly don't want to offend people. I hope people don't think that we're being offensive. One thing I also wanted to point out is that. Do you remember when I brought up JJ Hairston, the gospel singer, and I was like, yo, this fire gospel.

[Frank Alvarez]

Oh, yeah, bro.

[Ant Prisco]

He posted a clip from the podcast and followed me. And I love.

[Frank Alvarez]

That's awesome. I know.

[Ant Prisco]

And, like.

[Frank Alvarez]

He'S got to tune in.

[Ant Prisco]

And it's like, if he's hearing this now, it's like, am I saying something?

[Frank Alvarez]

Well, listen, see if you can hit up JJ Harrison.

[Ant Prisco]

Just have him come in and just belt one out.

[Frank Alvarez]

I'm not even saying that, but, like, get you, you know, on the track. You know, one. You know, back in your days on the track with J.J. why not back? I'm saying you don't need to sing, but, like, you can have, like a. A brief intermission. Like, your days is like, you know, back in the day, I was confirmed by the God back in the. You know.

[Ant Prisco]

Oh, I'm gonna drop a. I think.

[Frank Alvarez]

You could Write a quick 16.

[Ant Prisco]

16?

[Frank Alvarez]

You could write a quick 16 about your days in the church.

[Ant Prisco]

My days in the church? Yeah, man. I've been confirmed.

[Frank Alvarez]

Were you confirmed?

[Guest/Producer Ant]

I was.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah. You confirmed.

[Ant Prisco]

There we go.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Oh, thank you. Yeah.

[Ant Prisco]

It's a confirmed 10 ounce drinking, brother.

[Frank Alvarez]

You just got a red solo cup.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Amen, brother. It's a Diet Coke.

[Ant Prisco]

What time is it, kid?

[Frank Alvarez]

If. If your answer's already.

[Ant Prisco]

Yes, but go ahead.

[Frank Alvarez]

No, that's not the question I was gonna ask. If you were a Pope.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

And you were to go out, what would be your drink of choice? I know it's red wine. Give me something else. What feels like a holy. A holy spirit.

[Ant Prisco]

That's a good joke.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

That's really.

[Ant Prisco]

That's actually a good joke.

[Frank Alvarez]

That's incredible.

[Ant Prisco]

I don't know.

[Frank Alvarez]

Gin. I was gonna say gin because of the floral botanicals and everything. What does that have to do with anything? It just feels more connected to nature.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah, well, the wine that they had in church was white wine, actually. In my church. What?

[Frank Alvarez]

Huh?

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah. Scooby Doo, welcome to the show.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Could be making this up. Isn't it white wine until a specific day, and then it's red wine because that's when Jesus.

[Frank Alvarez]

Oh, you're asking me?

[Guest/Producer Ant]

No, no.

[Ant Prisco]

Oh, like, they.

[Frank Alvarez]

Like.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Like, that's when he turned it to.

[Frank Alvarez]

Oh, like when he, like, was just like, yo, now it's my blood.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Yeah.

[Ant Prisco]

Oh, well, no, no, no.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Made that up.

[Ant Prisco]

Well, no. And not in my church growing up.

[Frank Alvarez]

It was always white. So you're. You guys were just like, throwing rose in the cup and like, that be.

[Ant Prisco]

Like, yeah, no, that would be fire. I mean, no, it was like a shard.

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, but I guess. Why.

[Ant Prisco]

Why is it white?

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah.

[Ant Prisco]

Maybe it was just preference.

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, but that doesn't make sense. It's. The blood of Christ is like.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah, but it's not. It's not like double. It's like a metaphor.

[Frank Alvarez]

I know, but if you're going to present the blood of Christ, it should. It should look most closely resembling blood.

[Ant Prisco]

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[Ant Prisco]

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[Frank Alvarez]

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[Ant Prisco]

What the fuck are we doing here?

[Frank Alvarez]

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[Ant Prisco]

You got a new ring.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, Becca got that for me.

[Ant Prisco]

Let me see. He held it up like the Green Lantern. You're big on rings.

[Frank Alvarez]

I'm feeling rings, honestly.

[Ant Prisco]

You showed up with a double pink the other day.

[Frank Alvarez]

I was like, bro, double pinked out.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah, you were pinked.

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, two pink. First of all, don't say that.

[Ant Prisco]

I don't like.

[Frank Alvarez]

You were pinked. Yeah, I don't like that. I think that that sounds a little intense.

[Ant Prisco]

It does sound like porn.

[Frank Alvarez]

Listen. I mean, I think I saw. I've said this before. My. My entry into rings was seeing someone with pinky rings and rings eating a sandwich. And I go, that looks awesome. The sandwich. And they're eating it with rings. Because now when I eat sandwiches, I'm rock and roll for sandwich.

[Ant Prisco]

Why do you eat like that?

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, how do you eat a sandwich?

[Ant Prisco]

I don't even.

[Frank Alvarez]

All right, you got. I'm gonna give you two types of sandwiches. Flat white bread sandwich.

[Ant Prisco]

Flat white bread sandwich.

[Frank Alvarez]

Don't sit here. Don't sit here and say, like, give me, like, a one with wheat.

[Ant Prisco]

I can't even remember the last time I had white bread. Isn't that crazy?

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah. Okay, so, like. But, like, they make, like, sliced Italian bread or something like that.

[Ant Prisco]

But, like, I just hold it.

[Frank Alvarez]

You know what I'm like, it looks like this. You know, it's got. It's got. It's got hips.

[Ant Prisco]

I'm gonna save you time. I just hold it.

[Frank Alvarez]

Okay, now a sub.

[Ant Prisco]

Really? I mean, how.

[Frank Alvarez]

This. Same method.

[Ant Prisco]

Like this?

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Why doesn't everything fall out of the butt?

[Frank Alvarez]

No, baby.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah, you gotta, like, close that fucking ass.

[Frank Alvarez]

First of all, I keep my butt pinched.

[Ant Prisco]

I mean, it's clearly not. Clearly, not on my sandwiches.

[Frank Alvarez]

On my sandwiches.

[Ant Prisco]

Your butthole's wide open and ready for dinner.

[Frank Alvarez]

Would you rather me eat it like this?

[Ant Prisco]

No. I mean, dude, that's crazy. Yeah, I fucking did that how big is the sandwich? And you.

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, I've eaten some big sandwiches, but, like, the reason. I'll be honest with you, the reason I do that is because I have wet sandwiches. And if I do eat them like this. This area right here gets wet with, like, oil and vinegar and stuff like that. So if I open it up, you.

[Ant Prisco]

Eat with, like, antennas.

[Frank Alvarez]

Damn right I do. I want the world to know this incredible sandwich I'm eating. I don't eat bad sandwiches. Let's make that very clear. I'm not saying that I want to make sure you know and, you know.

[Ant Prisco]

Concerns, but you're like, you're. Do you have like a. Like a thing with your hand? Like your fingers and hands?

[Frank Alvarez]

I have openly spoken about. I hate my dainty fingers.

[Ant Prisco]

No, no, I meant like a.

[Frank Alvarez]

If I can dress them up with rings.

[Ant Prisco]

Oh.

[Frank Alvarez]

I am a very tactile person. Absolutely.

[Ant Prisco]

Which is. But. But I feel like you're. I don't know, there's something with your fingers.

[Frank Alvarez]

You're throwing up gang signs now. You gotta be crazy. You gotta be careful. But you're.

[Ant Prisco]

You're. You're like this, you know? Yeah. And then also we've talked about how you point is kind of like Voldemort, where you're like. You do that.

[Frank Alvarez]

Well, I think a lot of it is my dainty fingers. So, like, what I can do to combat the daintiness is add some weight rings, you know?

[Ant Prisco]

But they're dainty because of use. It's not because they're dainty. Like, use what? Like the way that you use them.

[Frank Alvarez]

I think the way. But like, the. Like, I can't point like this anymore if I got a ring on. Now I. Now it's like this.

[Ant Prisco]

Okay. So you need. You need.

[Frank Alvarez]

You know, and when I have my pinky rings on, if you notice, I do things more like this.

[Ant Prisco]

Do you?

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah. Oh, God. It's because it's sick. It's because it's sick.

[Ant Prisco]

Do you put your finger.

[Frank Alvarez]

Try this on. Try the ring on.

[Ant Prisco]

Do you put your finger. You put your fingers up?

[Guest/Producer Ant]

I don't think so.

[Frank Alvarez]

I'm gonna toss it.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

That one.

[Frank Alvarez]

Maybe. He goes, I don't think so. I'm gonna toss it.

[Ant Prisco]

Yep, got it.

[Frank Alvarez]

We've established that you have small fingies.

[Ant Prisco]

Whoa, dude.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, well, 19 pound fingers. Whoa.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

That's on your pinky.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, that's on my bro.

[Ant Prisco]

This fits easily on my thumb. That's crazy.

[Frank Alvarez]

Small fingies.

[Ant Prisco]

This feels holy. It feels like Priesty.

[Frank Alvarez]

It might be Priesty. I Love it. I love so much you pipe. I'm not piping.

[Ant Prisco]

It fits on every finger. Well, nope. It only fits on this finger. Oh, like, my thumb fits.

[Frank Alvarez]

It can fit on all your fingers.

[Ant Prisco]

Oh, yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

But, like, I could probably fit this.

[Ant Prisco]

Around my leg.

[Frank Alvarez]

Now. Now. Talk about my dainty fingers. Come on, dude.

[Ant Prisco]

You're not very dainty. I guess it's like, bro, this is. Bro, this is a thick.

[Frank Alvarez]

What's up?

[Ant Prisco]

You got thick fingers.

[Frank Alvarez]

Hell, yeah.

[Ant Prisco]

How'd you put the accent? Hell, yeah. Ready?

[Frank Alvarez]

Oh, hit your other right. You like that, right?

[Ant Prisco]

You're ranged.

[Frank Alvarez]

I do feel like. I just. I like powerful. I feel powerful when I'm wearing it. I really, really do. And feels good.

[Ant Prisco]

Are you gonna get into rings?

[Guest/Producer Ant]

No.

[Ant Prisco]

Oh, you wear a ring?

[Guest/Producer Ant]

I have an aura ring.

[Frank Alvarez]

I thought about getting one of those just for general health helping.

[Ant Prisco]

Health helping. And you would wear it. Which one?

[Frank Alvarez]

I probably wear it here. I have no ring right now. For my. My index, I have rings for these two right here.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Right.

[Ant Prisco]

Thanks for showing us. You could have just told us. We know we have little fingers, but. Okay, so no rings for you.

[Frank Alvarez]

Maybe you're not a ring guy.

[Ant Prisco]

I've experimented.

[Frank Alvarez]

I got your ring.

[Ant Prisco]

You did get me a ring.

[Frank Alvarez]

I got your ring. A pinky ring.

[Ant Prisco]

A pinky ring.

[Frank Alvarez]

Throw that on there. You know, it was crazy. I asked about your size, and I was told that your ring was, like, the size basically, of a child's finger.

[Ant Prisco]

I mean, I don't have huge, like, they're not, like, big fingers. I think my hands are normal, but my fingers.

[Frank Alvarez]

Oh, my God. You have such big hands.

[Ant Prisco]

No, my hands aren't like big hands, but they're not like hands.

[Frank Alvarez]

Remember when, like, hands had to do with dicks back in the day?

[Ant Prisco]

Do I. I still think that. Yeah. Where it's like, you ever have someone, like, when you're growing up and a girl's like, let me see your hand, Then I'm like, oh, God.

[Frank Alvarez]

That was. I learned from Becca that that was, like, a thing that girls did to flirt the hands. Yeah.

[Ant Prisco]

I mean, I assumed anytime that I was touching skin with a girl, I was like, oh, my God, we're having sex.

[Frank Alvarez]

It was the closest thing at the time.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah, it was. You know, sometimes it was better because you didn't have anything to compare it to.

[Frank Alvarez]

Oh, when you had no clue.

[Ant Prisco]

When I had no sex.

[Frank Alvarez]

When you hadn't drank from the. You know, from the.

[Ant Prisco]

The.

[Frank Alvarez]

The. The.

[Ant Prisco]

When I haven't had sex yet. That's what I was gonna say.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

We were having a conversation freshman year of high school once and it just the topic of what, like something like that. Like what gesture like equals the size of a penis or how big do you think it is? And this girl went like this.

[Frank Alvarez]

What?

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Aren't they normally here to here?

[Ant Prisco]

She thought elbow to wrist.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

She thought elbow to wrist was like. That's how you judge the size of a man.

[Ant Prisco]

I don't think that's all of our dicks together.

[Frank Alvarez]

Well, you know, forget about the hammer.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

We all looked at each other like.

[Frank Alvarez]

I, I mean, I don't even know how. I mean, I. I don't know what this per. I'm not going to speak about this person's sexual history.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Well, they didn't know like, they didn't know like. Yeah, like it was freshman year. Like it was just an assumption. Like that's what they thought.

[Frank Alvarez]

But where do you even get that assumption from?

[Ant Prisco]

I. I think there's a confusion. I mean I thought it was like it was from.

[Frank Alvarez]

It was like the tip. Yeah. It was like at one point they said it was like when you hold your hand normal, it's like pinky the thumb. Yeah. You know, or, or you know, I don't know.

[Ant Prisco]

I don't know.

[Frank Alvarez]

I remember. I remember being like middle school and someone said that and I'd be like.

[Ant Prisco]

Really go home and like stretch my hand. Really. You know, I've never like, you know.

[Frank Alvarez]

It was such like those. They were all. Though I mean foot size was another one that was like, you know, that was. That was a big one. Yeah, but there were all these little like cool, not cool.

[Ant Prisco]

I wouldn't call them cool.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, I wouldn't. I recon everything was about like figuring.

[Ant Prisco]

Out what your penis size was via weird ways. Can you.

[Frank Alvarez]

Do you know of any other ones.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

I didn't keep tabs here to here.

[Ant Prisco]

Is such a crazy thing to even think I'll go on record. That girl's an idiot.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

That's fine.

[Frank Alvarez]

Imagine how old were you freshman year, high school? 14. 14 years old, bro.

[Ant Prisco]

What are we doing?

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean. Yeah, I don't think, you know, we were.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

We were appalled a little.

[Ant Prisco]

That was Catholic school also. This is ridiculous.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, I. I don't want to speak more about this because self conscious.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Also from that one.

[Ant Prisco]

See. And when I was in sixth or seventh grade, I remember a girl being like, you're a virgin and like laughing at me and I was like, oh my God, like, am I a.

[Frank Alvarez]

You had to go out there.

[Ant Prisco]

Am I a loser?

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah. You had to figure it Out.

[Ant Prisco]

And then looking back, I was like, like the. You people in sixth grade.

[Frank Alvarez]

There were people that I knew that were actively having sex in sixth grade.

[Ant Prisco]

Me too.

[Frank Alvarez]

Which is like in the Stairway. So disgusting.

[Ant Prisco]

Which is disgusting is such an intense.

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, I didn't think you were gonna say that.

[Ant Prisco]

I thought you're gonna say like, crazy.

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean. Yes, crazy too. But like, I knew like, just like looking back in like hindsight and just being like, oh my God.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

Like what the fuck was happening?

[Ant Prisco]

People were having sex in, in the Stairway in my middle school.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, dude. It was a thing in our middle school that was like, people would hook up at like the back staircase.

[Ant Prisco]

I like made out with my girlfriend at the time once.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Hell yeah.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah, she made out very.

[Frank Alvarez]

Hell yeah.

[Ant Prisco]

I remember back then also, I was still so afraid of being good at making out. And then me and her made out and she, she like, she was just in fast forward. It felt like I was like, it should felt. And I was like, damn, have I been doing this thing wrong the whole time?

[Frank Alvarez]

What is that?

[Ant Prisco]

But like, you know, you're making out with someone and your mouth opens. Yeah, but. And hers was just opening and closing very quickly at a speed that I wasn't prepared for. So I was kind of like a step behind. So I was like, I probably fucked that up. Oh yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

I remember when, when I was in middle school. Because that was like the stressor back then. It was just like, make it. Are you a good kisser?

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah. You know, and if I'm not, everyone's going to.

[Frank Alvarez]

Everyone's going to know it. No one's going to kiss you because of it.

[Ant Prisco]

Right. Ever again.

[Frank Alvarez]

Ever.

[Ant Prisco]

I will die alone after this.

[Frank Alvarez]

If you're a bad kisser at that age, it's going to follow you until you're like a member of the workforce.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

You know, on your resume it'll be like, wow, graduated magna cum laude and oh boy. Heard you were a bad kisser.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah, you're a fucking dweeb.

[Frank Alvarez]

But I remember I had like a seventh grade girlfriend and there was like pressure. It was also like, you got a girlfriend and then you had to like kiss and then you had to like kiss in front of your boys and your like their friends. And I remember I went for like a kiss once and I went for a tap kiss.

[Ant Prisco]

Oh, no.

[Frank Alvarez]

She went for a makeout kiss.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

And. Or, or vice versa, whatever it was. I went for makeout, she went for tap. And it was just like a.

[Ant Prisco]

It was a consuming.

[Frank Alvarez]

It was an all consuming and it was like, you never come back.

[Ant Prisco]

It looked like a cobra eating a mice. A mouse is what I wanted to say.

[Frank Alvarez]

It was just like. Yeah, it was like, exactly that. It was like, yeah, you know, the way that, like, anacondas consume.

[Ant Prisco]

Bro, do you remember when you were younger and, like, same thing, like, you had a girlfriend and then it was such a big deal, and everyone knew that, like, oh, they're gonna kiss. And like, no one kissed back then, so it was a big deal if there was a couple. And it's like, oh, my God. It was almost like a fight. It was like, yo, they're gonna meet up after school and they're gonna kiss each other. And I feel like you would kiss and everyone would go, oh, well, I.

[Frank Alvarez]

I remember at the time, like, kissing my, like, going, like, down the block, kissing my. Then girlfriend and walking back and everyone's at the corner, like, did it happen? Did it happen? Like. Like celebrating it? And it was just like, you know, it's like, yeah, so what? You know, we're boyfriend and girlfriend now. Like, that's what they. That's what boyfriend girlfriends do.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah. You guys will learn one day.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah. Just an insane time to live in.

[Ant Prisco]

Such a funny time to look back on.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah. And it's even weirder now that I have children.

[Ant Prisco]

Oh, well, yeah, they're gonna have to go through that.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah. And it's, like, weird.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

You know, Very, very weird.

[Ant Prisco]

Kissing is so strange. Isn't it weird that we kiss each other on the lips, in the mouth?

[Frank Alvarez]

I get, like, other places.

[Ant Prisco]

Dude, you're freaking.

[Frank Alvarez]

What are you doing?

[Ant Prisco]

Once it gets close to the holidays.

[Frank Alvarez]

I feel like you're just like, what's in that cup? You sure it's just Diet Coke or is it Diet Coke and a horny goat weed?

[Guest/Producer Ant]

I thought you were going there. I just tried to jump in front.

[Ant Prisco]

Of it, but no, I was going very normal. Like, kissing on, like, just from a. Just think about kissing on the lips. Like, does any other animal do that? They kiss each other on the mouth.

[Frank Alvarez]

That's a great question.

[Ant Prisco]

Like, why are you kissing each other on the mouth?

[Frank Alvarez]

I don't know. That's a really, really good question. To show, like, affection. Because that's what we do. It. It's to show affection.

[Ant Prisco]

And I like it. I like kissing on the mouth.

[Frank Alvarez]

But, like, how I. Do you think more people kiss on the lips or on the cheek?

[Ant Prisco]

Cheek.

[Frank Alvarez]

What do you mean, you think? Cheek? Of course. When's the last time you kiss someone on the cheek? All the time when's the last time you kiss someone on the lips?

[Ant Prisco]

All the time, too, but less people.

[Frank Alvarez]

I'm not saying there's one. I'm not saying.

[Ant Prisco]

But I'm saying in my lifetime, how many people you kissed on the lips and cheek are, like, it's astronomically.

[Frank Alvarez]

I'm not saying, like, the quantity of people. I'm saying the amount of individual kisses.

[Ant Prisco]

Oh, it's like wheels or doors.

[Frank Alvarez]

Wheels or doors. Are there more mouth kisses or are there more cheek kisses?

[Ant Prisco]

Because in an average lifetime.

[Frank Alvarez]

In an average lifetime.

[Ant Prisco]

Oh, definitely lip. That's definitely.

[Frank Alvarez]

But that's a. That's a. I don't know.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

No, but what about. What about, like, newborns? You kiss them on the cheeks. We're talking about quantity of kisses. Right.

[Frank Alvarez]

It could also be cheeks slash foreheads, because that's a big one, too.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

We're talking about quantity of kisses.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah. The number of times you either kiss a lip or kiss a cheek, lip.

[Frank Alvarez]

Or elsewhere on the head. Because people do, like, top of the head, forehead, cheeks.

[Ant Prisco]

I think it's lip. In the span of a lifetime, I think a person kisses someone on the lips more than they kiss any other.

[Frank Alvarez]

The average person, though.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah. Because, like, if you are in a relationship, that's a lot of lips.

[Frank Alvarez]

Sure. That's a lot of lift. But you think about all the cheat kisses you had before that relationship.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah, I just.

[Frank Alvarez]

And then, like, within that relationship ground, though, within that relationship, there are cheat kisses, too.

[Ant Prisco]

That's true.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Oh, man.

[Ant Prisco]

That's what I'm saying. Like in a lifetime, though, like, if you get to live 75, 80 years, it's a lot of lip.

[Frank Alvarez]

It's also a lot of cheek. Because then you have kids, you kiss them on the cheek. You have grandkids.

[Ant Prisco]

Not if you're Tom Brady.

[Frank Alvarez]

Oh, we'll take Tom Brady out of his lip. He's an outlier.

[Ant Prisco]

He's a lip.

[Frank Alvarez]

He's a.

[Ant Prisco]

He's.

[Frank Alvarez]

Everyone he knows has kissed him on the lip.

[Ant Prisco]

You think it's cheek?

[Guest/Producer Ant]

I don't know. It probably lips, but Tom Brady's definitely on the lip side.

[Ant Prisco]

He's.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

You can't.

[Frank Alvarez]

He's on the lip. I mean, he's probably never kissed someone on the cheek.

[Ant Prisco]

He's the goat of lip kissing.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, he's the goat of a couple things.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Yeah.

[Ant Prisco]

You know, I'm gonna go lip, though.

[Frank Alvarez]

I. I'm more.

[Ant Prisco]

Think about this. When you're in a young relationship, how many times you kiss? Because when you're younger and you have a girlfriend, it's like, we're just gonna kiss 24 7.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah. But when you're. Let's say. All right, let's say you're 15 and you have a partner.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

You're going to kiss. But the ability to Sometimes to kiss is not always readily available. But how many times do you see your family? There are friends that people kiss their friends on the cheek, you know, and this. And I'm not just talking on the cheek. I'm talking.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Yeah.

[Ant Prisco]

You kiss your mom on the cheek.

[Frank Alvarez]

Of course.

[Ant Prisco]

Like, when you see your mom.

[Frank Alvarez]

Absolutely. Yeah.

[Ant Prisco]

I don't know if I do that.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

My brothers.

[Ant Prisco]

I kiss my mom goodbye, but I'm more into hugging.

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, it's a. It's a. It works in tandem, brother. It's a not always double.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Double.

[Ant Prisco]

You know what it is?

[Frank Alvarez]

My mom's like, oh, you double it up. You're a very Italian family.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

You're double arm kiss.

[Ant Prisco]

Oh, Italy. Those are cheek people. They're kissing.

[Frank Alvarez]

I'm not. I'm saying the average person, whether they're Italian.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

Or they're anything else.

[Ant Prisco]

I don't know if we're throwing the Italians in there. That. That really bumps up the cheek because they love the mah. Mah. That's two. And they do it everywhere. Yeah, that's tough. I didn't know we were including Italians.

[Frank Alvarez]

I think this is a very good argument. Very good argument.

[Ant Prisco]

This is a good debate. I like it a lot.

[Frank Alvarez]

Now, if you're horny, like ant.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

Are they kissing above the chin or below the chin more?

[Ant Prisco]

Let's not get.

[Frank Alvarez]

Let's get this guy.

[Ant Prisco]

There's guys over there. There's a lonely male epidemic. Frank, no one's kissing the belt anymore.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

It actually says here that chimpanzees, bonobos, wolves, polar bears, albatrosses. I didn't know that was plural. And even insects kiss on the lips.

[Frank Alvarez]

That's so cute.

[Ant Prisco]

You're telling me that praying mantis smooch.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

I don't know which ones, but, dude.

[Frank Alvarez]

If I saw a praying mantis go up to its partner and just be like, I would be so pumped.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Yeah, that'd be crazy.

[Ant Prisco]

Wait, which other. Also wolves. I've never seen a wolf kiss.

[Frank Alvarez]

And they don't. They don't have, like, lips. They have mouth. So what are they doing? They're just going up there, just like.

[Ant Prisco]

They gotta, like, side kiss, I imagine. Or like, they smush noses. That's cute.

[Frank Alvarez]

Smush noses. And they give one of these, you.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Know, like, beak touching.

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, we're One of the few animals on the planet that have, like, usable lips.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Dude, if a parrot landed on me and went, that's. I'm counting. I'm counting.

[Frank Alvarez]

That's what they would do. They'd go.

[Ant Prisco]

What you ever think about if you had a parrot, what would it say? Like, what do you say a lot of that?

[Frank Alvarez]

It would say, I basically have one with my daughter Maeve, and we have seen some of the stuff that she.

[Ant Prisco]

Has said, apparently, is what you're saying.

[Frank Alvarez]

You are my fucking daddy.

[Ant Prisco]

That's great.

[Frank Alvarez]

I'm like, I'm trying to tone it back now because it's getting bad.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah, yeah. I'm still going, lip, I think, dude.

[Frank Alvarez]

Ruby, the other day, like, she. She goes, daddy, you are dramatic. And Becca started dying laughing. I was like, where'd you get that dramatic? But I think.

[Ant Prisco]

What do you think you're gonna be?

[Frank Alvarez]

I would. That's so tough because I kiss Becca a lot.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

And a lot of it is on the lips.

[Ant Prisco]

Are we the way you said that? But it was like you were talking to your boys when you're, like, 12. Like, I kiss her a lot, and a lot of it is on the list.

[Frank Alvarez]

But, like, like, oh, I've been like, before Becca. Like, I'm a very effect. I come from a very affectionate family. I am a very affectionate person. Like, most of my friends that I see get a kiss on the cheek, you know?

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah. I've never seen you kiss the boys.

[Frank Alvarez]

Well, when you put it like that, I'm not.

[Ant Prisco]

Hey, look at this. Yeah, but when we see each other, you don't kiss me.

[Frank Alvarez]

No, but I have.

[Ant Prisco]

I mean, it doesn't stand out. We dap and, like, hug.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

He says your kisses aren't memorable. Crazy.

[Ant Prisco]

That is.

[Frank Alvarez]

That is bananas. He's trying to kiss bait me. He's trying to be like, your kisses don't even mean much to me. Yeah, they don't even. I don't even feel. I don't remember trying to kiss.

[Ant Prisco]

Baby.

[Frank Alvarez]

He's trying to kiss babe, me. You see that? Crazy.

[Ant Prisco]

I don't even know you're horny over there.

[Frank Alvarez]

I don't even know if you're a good kisser. You know? That's what he's saying.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

I can't even remember the last time you kissed me.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah. Like, people say you're not a great kisser.

[Ant Prisco]

Do you kiss your mom on the cheek? Hello.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah.

[Ant Prisco]

I don't even know if I do.

[Frank Alvarez]

I kiss my.

[Ant Prisco]

My.

[Frank Alvarez]

You know how my dad is. My dad's still throwing out heavy cheek kisses.

[Ant Prisco]

Your dad would. His tongue if he. If you let him. All right, let's be.

[Frank Alvarez]

Let's take it back.

[Ant Prisco]

I think. I don't. Because my mom is, like, like, very short, so she's, like, here.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, but do you kiss her on the. Like, on the mat? On the head? I almost said mouth on the head. It's fine.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah. Sometimes, like, I don't. I don't really. I don't know if I. Like, I definitely don't kiss, like, my brother's hello. Keith would literally. I would end up in a tornado like the Tasmanian Devil.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, you would.

[Ant Prisco]

I don't think I kiss Shannon hello. Like, we hug. We're huggers.

[Frank Alvarez]

Okay, that's fine.

[Ant Prisco]

Why did that sound like a slur?

[Frank Alvarez]

We're huggers. That dirty.

[Ant Prisco]

Hugging a hugger, like, instead of a kisser this year sounds way nicer than hugger. Yeah, you're a hugger. It's like, whoa, dude.

[Frank Alvarez]

I think I. I think there. I'm not saying that I am. Like, it's cheek or. Or mouth for me, but it is a really good argument to have that, like, you also got to think of the average family. Like, not everyone is as affectionate as my family. Not everyone is as affectionate to your family. Like.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

So, like, there are people also, as you were, as you always tell aunt and I, we're in the middle of a male loneliness epidemic. So, like, you think of all those people that have never kissed.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

They're not kissing on anything.

[Ant Prisco]

You want to hear something weird? I have heard through Vines of the Grape or Great Grape. Grape, that some people who are in long relationships, when they have sex, they don't kiss. That's so weird. Yeah, that's weird. Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

That doesn't feel.

[Ant Prisco]

Those got to be cheek people. That's weird. And also, are we counting when you do that thing when you see your aunt and you guys, your cheeks touch.

[Frank Alvarez]

I just said that. Yeah, I just said that. That's a cheeky kiss. Yeah.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

You count that?

[Ant Prisco]

You count that you're not kissing?

[Guest/Producer Ant]

I mean, that's as close.

[Frank Alvarez]

The sentiment is as close to kissing on the cheek as I'm. You thought I was just saying, like, you know, on the purses.

[Ant Prisco]

I mean, if I'm kissing.

[Frank Alvarez]

No, this is. I'm counting this as a cheek kiss.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Cheek to cheek.

[Frank Alvarez]

Cheek to cheek.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

You gotta count that.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, I wish I could.

[Ant Prisco]

Don't you wish you could just dap people up? There's some people that, like. I wish I could just dap up my, like, Aunts and uncles.

[Frank Alvarez]

I like hugging because I'll never know if I'll hug that person again.

[Ant Prisco]

It's like, it's nice and sweet, but.

[Frank Alvarez]

It'S also, I mean, I'm not saying they're gonna die, but, like, I just may never see them again.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah. Why?

[Frank Alvarez]

Like, people go their own route in life and they move away or they have. Like, you just don't get to see people for years or.

[Ant Prisco]

I mean, I, I just, you know, I'm not big on the, on the. I'm down to do it to a small group once we start. You know, if I'm walking into Christmas day and there's 30 people there, I'm like, here we go.

[Frank Alvarez]

Oh, I say hi to every single person.

[Ant Prisco]

Of course I have to, too, but, like, I got a hug and kiss, everyone. This is crazy.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Now.

[Ant Prisco]

I wish I could just be like, yo, to like, my aunt and just dap her up. Really? Yeah. Make it quick.

[Frank Alvarez]

I, I, I like, I like, I like it. A nice embrace.

[Ant Prisco]

I'm more of, as much as I like to Irish goodbye. I feel like I'm actually. No, that's not true. I guess it's different with friends. I don't care if we say hi to each other. Really? No, I'm sorry. I care if we say hi to each other. I do not care if you say bye. Like, I, you can leave. I don't. It doesn't matter. But I would like you to acknowledge when we see each other, but just go do your thing. But with family, it's more of like, a high. Oh, no, it's. It's less about a high and more about a buy. You know who has the same reason.

[Frank Alvarez]

You know who has that same mentality? The Undertaker. I'm dead serious. I saw an interview.

[Ant Prisco]

Really?

[Frank Alvarez]

I think it was Bill Simmons and John Cena. No, I think it was Bill Simmons and John Cena or John Cena and someone. I don't remember exactly who it was, but he's like. Was talking about. He was like, the. I never drank alcohol. The first drink I ever had was with the Undertaker.

[Ant Prisco]

That's a good first.

[Frank Alvarez]

That's a great first drink.

[Ant Prisco]

Mine was with a. I was in a. Was a Heineken in a backyard and it sucked.

[Frank Alvarez]

Mine was like. Are we talking, like, accidental took a sip, you didn't know what it was? Or like, I'm going to have an alcoholic drink.

[Ant Prisco]

I think, I think you that you're purposeful.

[Frank Alvarez]

I think it was with my sister. Maybe not. Maybe earlier.

[Ant Prisco]

Maybe Slammer.

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, it is all right. It might have been with you. I don't remember. Nonetheless, he was like the undertaker. Gave me words of advice and it was like, never say goodbye. And he's like, that stuck with me like, like big Irish goodbye guy. Just never say goodbye to someone.

[Ant Prisco]

Why?

[Frank Alvarez]

I don't know.

[Ant Prisco]

I'm trying to find the profoundness in that.

[Frank Alvarez]

I'm not the undertaker.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Yeah, a lot of people say, like, don't say goodbye. Say like, see you later, because goodbye is final.

[Frank Alvarez]

Talk about morbid. I'm, you know, fucking. That's a.

[Ant Prisco]

That's a technical, frank thing, like, well, technically.

[Frank Alvarez]

Well, that's what I. Technically, I will.

[Ant Prisco]

See you later in life.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Yeah, that's what I've heard.

[Ant Prisco]

I mean, that's pretty dramatic to me. Ruby gets it.

[Frank Alvarez]

What?

[Ant Prisco]

Ruby gets it?

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, Ruby does.

[Ant Prisco]

But, yeah, I mean, I, I'm more of like, yeah, I'll say bye to like my aunts and uncles when we're leaving and stuff. I don't really care about saying hi, like, because I don't like the, the formality of it. Like when I, When I get there, it's like, now I got to do the circuit. Like, I can. I'll talk to everyone at a certain point, like if we lock eyes, like, oh, hey, and I'll come over and, you know. But the circuit, I love.

[Frank Alvarez]

I. I like the circuit when it's. I mean, depending on who it is, if it's close friends and family, I'll do the circuit. But if I'm somewhere where I'm not crazy about some of the people there, I'll sit back a little bit, you know.

[Ant Prisco]

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[Frank Alvarez]

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[Ant Prisco]

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[Frank Alvarez]

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[Ant Prisco]

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[Frank Alvarez]

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[Ant Prisco]

Okay.

[Frank Alvarez]

Well, where'd you go?

[Ant Prisco]

I know I got to clear my throat.

[Frank Alvarez]

God damn.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

You know, right? Is that one of the most famous, Like, I feel like that song is up there with, like, Ave Maria as one of the most famous songs ever made. You know what I'm saying? Ave Maria.

[Ant Prisco]

Well, I just asked. I think I asked you guys this too, but I asked Twitter, and I was like, what do you think is the best song of all time? And for me, bro, I think it's Landslide.

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, that's up there. Absolutely. That song, it get. I mean, it's so good. Do you want me to just talk and like a human being here, or you want me to be technical about it? Like, how are we describing what the.

[Ant Prisco]

Best song is, in your opinion?

[Frank Alvarez]

Personally, I would go either Bohemian Rhapsody. You know, I'm a little. You know, I'm a bitch for that song Landslides up there. I also love Sympathy for the Devil from the Rolling Stones. Oh, that's a great song. See what other people said, I mean, there's. There. You could make an argument for any song that's like a classic, you know?

[Ant Prisco]

I, like, listened to Landslide the other day, and I was like, dude, this song is so good.

[Frank Alvarez]

Dude, the song and specifically the version from Shrek of Hallelujah is such a banger.

[Ant Prisco]

Someone said Unwritten. That is, like, probably the most recent song that I think is like.

[Frank Alvarez]

I think. But someone is saying that just because they're. They want to keep in line with the basement yard stuff. Like, we could sit here and say, like, since you've been gone.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

No, no.

[Ant Prisco]

I think that the world loves unwritten.

[Frank Alvarez]

I think the world loves unwritten, too. I don't know if I'd put it in top 10 songs of all time. We also got to take songs that are, like, old ones, you know? Like, I'm sure there's someone that's going to argue like, a C. Jaunty. What is it? Like a C. Shanty? Yeah, Shanty. Shant. C. What are they called again, guys? Help me out.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Sea Shanty.

[Frank Alvarez]

There it is.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

They'll be like, oh, really? The greatest song ever is, you know, There once was a ship that put to sea was a billion a couple.

[Ant Prisco]

Of said Iris by The Google Dolls. It's a good song, too.

[Frank Alvarez]

How does that one go again?

[Ant Prisco]

Oh, you know what song I really like?

[Frank Alvarez]

Never going to answer me.

[Ant Prisco]

Okay, wait, what?

[Frank Alvarez]

I said, how did that song go again? And then he just went and I.

[Ant Prisco]

Don't want the world. Okay, all right, that's good. You know what song that I, I, I really like? Champagne Supernova by Oasis. That's a great song.

[Frank Alvarez]

You know which song is so intensely. Slept on Drops of Jupiter by Train.

[Ant Prisco]

That is such a good answer, too. That sounds phenomenal.

[Frank Alvarez]

Like, and like the words, because I don't know what they mean, but also, like, just the, it's like a matchy backing, like the way he sings it, like a, you know, like in Jupiter, in.

[Ant Prisco]

That's a great song. That's a good point. Oh, yo, you know what? Low key, I mean, I don't know how low key it is, but God Bless a Broken Road by the Rascal Flats.

[Frank Alvarez]

What a great song is that. Life is a Highway.

[Ant Prisco]

Same band, different song.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Okay, what about the, the Gambler?

[Frank Alvarez]

Oh. Oh, you know, I, I think I know. Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. Hold on, hold on. I got it, I got it, I got it.

[Ant Prisco]

No one's talking.

[Frank Alvarez]

You gotta, you gotta know when to hold them.

[Ant Prisco]

Know when to photo.

[Frank Alvarez]

Know when to walk away. Know when to run.

[Ant Prisco]

It's mad good.

[Frank Alvarez]

You gotta count your money.

[Ant Prisco]

Hey.

[Frank Alvarez]

And he's sitting at the table. All right. I mean.

[Ant Prisco]

Oh, you know what I did when I, when I thought of this and I tweeted that landslide? I was like, you know what? I'm gonna watch this. And I watched the landslide scene from Jack Frost.

[Frank Alvarez]

Good. Don't do that.

[Ant Prisco]

I mean, I did.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, but don't do that, though.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, Stairway to Heaven, Led Zeppelin has some absolute bangerangs on there.

[Ant Prisco]

Someone said, Layla.

[Frank Alvarez]

Layla. I mean, that's a great song. Layla's a great song, but I kind of like the, like, the, like the piano part. The piano part of it more than I do the actual song.

[Ant Prisco]

But, like, that's. My dad used to play that.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

They're saying, imagine John Lennon, but those are paraded.

[Frank Alvarez]

No, it's a good song, but those are people that are just like, I, they're, they're like. You better say it's imagined by John Lennon. If not, like, you're a piece of.

[Ant Prisco]

I think it's just like an overrated song. Like, I think that it's a great song, and I understand that it probably, at that time, it was, like, way more impactful for that time than it was for me. I listen to that song and I'm like, this is a good song. It's not the best song ever.

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, it is also, like, it is now being tied to one of the most, like, secondhand embarrassing moments of the last, like, decade, where those celebrities sang that during the pandemic as they're sitting in their multimillion dollar mansion and they just open up with, hey, imagine there's no heaven coming from Gal Gadot of all people. You know, it's just Going to California by Led Zeppelin is one that not a lot of people know of. Wish you were here by Pink Floyd.

[Ant Prisco]

Someone said truly, madly, deeply. Remember that song?

[Frank Alvarez]

No. What's that one?

[Ant Prisco]

I don't know. If you don't know it by name, I don't really know how to say. Oh, it's a. It's a. I wanna stand with you.

[Frank Alvarez]

Unbelievable, dude. Until the sky falls down on me.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

I see respect here by Aretha Franklin.

[Frank Alvarez]

Aria speeds Tea. It's a.

[Ant Prisco]

It's a hard song to do for karaoke if you're hammered.

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, we know one per. Ange is like, oh, my gosh.

[Ant Prisco]

Yo, this girl. It was like the first time we were hanging out with our friend's girlfriend at the time, is his wife now, but. And she got drunk and that we were doing, like, karaoke and she was like, give me the. And she does. She did.

[Frank Alvarez]

Respect.

[Ant Prisco]

But she was hammered. I was like, I love this, yo.

[Frank Alvarez]

She crushed that. So, so nice.

[Ant Prisco]

So good.

[Frank Alvarez]

I'm gonna remind you of a song you probably haven't thought about in 20 years, but you know what song is still a banger? Remember the song S E X by Life Jennings?

[Ant Prisco]

Nothing you just said makes sense.

[Frank Alvarez]

S E X. Take a deep breath.

[Ant Prisco]

Life Jennings.

[Frank Alvarez]

You've never. You don't remember that song? That's a. That's a really, really good song.

[Ant Prisco]

Someone said, Hotel California.

[Frank Alvarez]

That's a great song banger.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

They're saying whatever it takes.

[Frank Alvarez]

But who sings that?

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Whatever it takes.

[Ant Prisco]

What? I'll do whatever it takes.

[Frank Alvarez]

I don't think you say no.

[Ant Prisco]

I think that's what it is. So it's a fast car.

[Frank Alvarez]

It's also a fast car. I mean, fast cars are. Is a well known one. I'm just thinking that they're talking about a car. I know it's not. But like, you got a fast car. It's like, okay. And I know there's more meaning behind it. Never been my favorite song.

[Ant Prisco]

Someone said, Mr. Brightside, I'm gonna block Her.

[Frank Alvarez]

There are certain songs that I think people confuse popularity with being a great song.

[Ant Prisco]

Scenes from an Italian restaurant, Bottle of red.

[Frank Alvarez]

Look, don't get me started on that song.

[Ant Prisco]

A Bottle of White.

[Frank Alvarez]

I have been obsessed with that song lately.

[Ant Prisco]

It's a good song.

[Frank Alvarez]

Things are okay with me these days. Got a new job, got a new office. I got a new life. I got a new wife, and the family is fine. Oh, lost touch long ago you lost weight I did not know.

[Ant Prisco]

God damn it. So good.

[Frank Alvarez]

Look, you see this? This is that. We hid it Hope.

[Ant Prisco]

Hopelessly devoted to you but now there's.

[Frank Alvarez]

Nowhere to hide Would you push my love aside? I can't. I. I'm. I'm still a little horsey. Raspy. Hopelessly Devoted is so crazy. Defying Gravity is up. There is a knocker of a song.

[Ant Prisco]

I said this the other day, too. I think the melody. There's. There's melodies in Landslide that I'm like, there's no way someone can hear that and not like it. There has to be something scientific about that melody. That's so good. And I feel the same way about a certain melody. In For Good?

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah. I haven't heard it yet.

[Ant Prisco]

But you've never heard For Good.

[Frank Alvarez]

I haven't seen the second part.

[Ant Prisco]

You've never, like, heard the song?

[Frank Alvarez]

No. You've never heard For Good? No.

[Ant Prisco]

Are you insane? You've really never heard that song before?

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, No, I haven't yet.

[Ant Prisco]

Oh, it's beautiful, dude. Sure.

[Frank Alvarez]

I'm sure it is.

[Ant Prisco]

Oh, my God. You gotta hear. You gotta. Oh, come on.

[Frank Alvarez]

I'm sure it is.

[Ant Prisco]

I mean, people argue. That's better than Defying Gravity.

[Frank Alvarez]

Really?

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

Okay, we'll see. I mean, we could go on and on and on. I mean, my music taste is gonna bring out, you know, like, hey Jude is one of the greatest songs of all time.

[Ant Prisco]

Frank. I saw a video recently, and I was like, this could be. This is, like, the greatest maybe moment ever. But it was. That's dramatic. But, like, Paul McCartney was doing a concert, and he's doing hey Jude and he's playing the piano, and it's just a sea of people.

[Frank Alvarez]

People.

[Ant Prisco]

And he just goes, nah. And then he stands up and the crowd is. Na, na, na. That's gotta. Yeah. So loud.

[Frank Alvarez]

That's gotta be better than that. That's gotta be bananas, that feeling. I mean, there's also gotta be something crazy. I mean, Paul McCartney obviously is a music legend and, like, has a ton of songs, but, like, the idea of creating something and then it lasts that long crazy. And it's, like, still selling out stadiums 60 years after it came out. It's Wild Is Bananas. And then he'll throw in, like, one of his modern songs. People like, yeah, get the hey Jude, you know, like, yeah, that's just nuts.

[Ant Prisco]

I wonder, what does that. Like, what's the reason my songs, like, Staying Power, it's so hard to appeal to a completely different generation. And you've done it. Not even the one below you, but.

[Frank Alvarez]

Like, I think that they're like, at least I could. I. Like, there are certain sounds and music genres that are so specifically tied to when they came out that they don't have the legs to last forever. I mean, like, a lot of people talk about, like, hair metal of, like, the 80s, like that, you know, like White Snake and Guns N Roses. Like, they've made songs at last. But a lot of their stuff is, like, it stays right where it is. And you see that now a lot with, like, modern hip hop. People feel that way, you know, even hip hop from when we were kids, you know, like, the sound of, like, you know, like, disturbing the piece. Like that Atlanta sound or even, like, out west, like, the Hyphae sound. Like, people feel like it's so representative of that time that it doesn't have legs, you know? I mean, yo, like, have you ever heard, like, OG Rap? It's all about this saying and, like.

[Ant Prisco]

It'S like Slick Rick and.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah. Like, it's so. Like, it's tied to a time, so it's not going to last forever, but, like, the stuff that is just like. You could play this anytime and it still works. Yeah, you know, hey Jude's like that. I think a lot of, like, classic rock is like that. Like, it just. It wrote, like, the standard for that genre.

[Ant Prisco]

I mean, I don't know. I think a lot of classic rock is, like, not going to make it.

[Frank Alvarez]

To Gen Z. I mean, I think it's already made it 50 years. If you can last 50 years.

[Ant Prisco]

Oh. I mean, what's the oldest song?

[Frank Alvarez]

It's got to be, like, a Gregorian chant.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

It's the. Like the Tiptoe through the windows. Like that era.

[Ant Prisco]

No, some like that.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, there. I mean, there's hymns that come before that.

[Ant Prisco]

No, I meant like, like a. Like the oldest, like, popular song that we all like.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Oh.

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, ask, you know, a brittle boy over here.

[Ant Prisco]

Gregorian chant.

[Frank Alvarez]

There's songs from, like.

[Ant Prisco]

I used to have an electric piano that one of the settings on it was Gregorian. And you could just play and it would sound like, yeah, it was very weird.

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, I, I remember I would listen to the Pandora station, like Queen radio and they would mix in like Glenn Miller Band.

[Ant Prisco]

Like, like, I don't even. Who's Glenn Miller? I know Steve Miller Band.

[Frank Alvarez]

Well, Steve, Glenn Miller Band is like an older, like, you know, like the, they did music during like World War II where it was like. But like they had music at that time, you know, and that's probably like the 30s or 40s.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Do you know what the number one song of all time is? Like the number one like on metrics. It's the best selling single ever. Do you know what that is?

[Ant Prisco]

Would we know?

[Guest/Producer Ant]

I think so.

[Frank Alvarez]

Give us an era or give me a genre.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Christmas songs.

[Frank Alvarez]

Oh, then it's got to be Jingle Bells or White Christmas. There's like 10 Christmas songs.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

It's White Christmas, Bing Crosby. It's number one best selling single ever.

[Frank Alvarez]

Dreaming. I mean, that's kind of staying power.

[Ant Prisco]

That's wild. What is. Does it have like the numbers?

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Is the best selling single ever. 50 million copies. It might be a different. It might be a different, like, like he had to sell 50 million.

[Ant Prisco]

Like.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like also streaming now, making one.

[Ant Prisco]

Song and it does 50 million.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, dude. I mean, damn.

[Ant Prisco]

Bing, bing, bang, boom.

[Frank Alvarez]

There. There are other songs that like, like. Do you know what the greatest. This is what I meant to say. Do you know what? Like, I. I'm pretty sure that, you know the best selling album of all time.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah. Eagles greatest hits. Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

That's so like crazy. Eagles are great, but that's very random to me.

[Ant Prisco]

It is too, because it's like the Eagles, of course they're a big band, but they don't feel like the biggest band in the world. It's bigger than fucking the Beatles.

[Frank Alvarez]

Well, I think this second one was for a while it was Michael Jackson. I think it was Thriller.

[Ant Prisco]

They're bigger than Michael Jackson. Jackson.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

I think Michael Jackson retook the top.

[Ant Prisco]

Okay, so.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

But it's, it's those two I'm seeing.

[Ant Prisco]

Like, it's, it's pretty much Eagles Greatest Hits was like the top selling album.

[Frank Alvarez]

Which is such a strange. Like, again, I love the, the Eagles great album. I, I mean it's, it's just like that's a cop out. Like it's a greatest hits. It's a greatest hits album. Like a straight like hits album was Thriller because every song in there became a hit. But yeah, weird, weird, weird, bro.

[Ant Prisco]

I came in a mat like even 50 cent, like coming out with Get Rich. Or die trying. And then, bro, you're selling, like, literally an overnight success.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah.

[Ant Prisco]

You literally come out. Put one out, mount. It's like you're rich forever, basically.

[Frank Alvarez]

But then he's. But then he also put out, you know, St. Valentine's Day massacre, or what was it called? The Massacre Massacre. The Massacre. I think it came out around Valentine's Day.

[Ant Prisco]

For Mercy, Too.

[Frank Alvarez]

Beg for Mercy, which. You know how I feel about that unit album, bro. That was. That was back for me.

[Ant Prisco]

That was so good.

[Frank Alvarez]

You know how I feel about that album. Top to bottom, all hits.

[Ant Prisco]

Was it you who had the poster?

[Frank Alvarez]

I don't think I had the poster, but I did have a printout of the lyrics to every single song.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah, that was my favorite part about getting physical.

[Frank Alvarez]

When you open it and it had.

[Ant Prisco]

The lyrics in it, I was like, oh, I can. Now I know the word.

[Frank Alvarez]

There are some. I have some old vinyls that have that, too. It'll be like, you know, Steve Miller Band. Yeah. And it'll be like, the Joker, you know.

[Ant Prisco]

Yo, Jet Airliner. That is one of my. Like, that's up there for me.

[Frank Alvarez]

Jet Airliner's a good one.

[Ant Prisco]

That song, it's so nostalgic for me. It reminds me, like, of being like.

[Frank Alvarez]

I think there's another one on there called, oh, well, Take the Money and Run. Swing Town. Swing Town's a banger, too.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

That whole album is crazy. Yeah.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Swimming Pools by Kendrick Lamar reminds me of Minecraft.

[Ant Prisco]

Of what?

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Minecraft.

[Frank Alvarez]

Why?

[Guest/Producer Ant]

I said, just listen to that song on Replete while playing Minecraft. So now every time I hear it, I think about Minecraft, and then you.

[Frank Alvarez]

Got to go yearn for the mines.

[Ant Prisco]

What's. What song reminds you of, like, your parents?

[Frank Alvarez]

I have one for each of them. Obviously. Landslide is my mom. Oh, that's the easy one.

[Ant Prisco]

Why?

[Frank Alvarez]

That's, like, my mom's song.

[Ant Prisco]

Like, she loves that song.

[Frank Alvarez]

Oh, my God. There's also another one if we're gonna just go away from Landslide, called Vaheva La.

[Ant Prisco]

Is that. Oh, I'm thinking of the Jewish.

[Frank Alvarez]

No, no, it's like a. It's. I'm pretty sure it's Loggins and Messina.

[Ant Prisco]

What is it? Nahiva Hala. That was not.

[Frank Alvarez]

It's really good. And then my dad. It's. It's a Spanish song from the Gypsy Kings.

[Ant Prisco]

Okay.

[Frank Alvarez]

You know.

[Ant Prisco]

You know what song reminds me of your dad? I'm dead serious.

[Frank Alvarez]

Oh, boy.

[Ant Prisco]

Party like a rock star.

[Frank Alvarez]

Because he probably, like, pulled up in his car blasting it.

[Ant Prisco]

No, I have a Very, like, vivid memory of him picking me up at my house in a giant car.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ant Prisco]

And we drove to pick you up because you were somewhere. I don't even know where. And then we went to McDonald's, and then we went to Connecticut for the first time. And he. And you were blasting party like a rock star. So it reminds me of your dad because he was like, I have a.

[Frank Alvarez]

Bunch of songs trying to hold your hand.

[Ant Prisco]

And the whole dad experience right there.

[Frank Alvarez]

Hotel California reminds me of your dad.

[Ant Prisco]

That's a good one.

[Frank Alvarez]

I would say.

[Ant Prisco]

That's my dad's favorite song.

[Frank Alvarez]

Landslide also reminds me of your mom. But then, like, my dad, there's, like, random ones that, like, my dad is, like, obsessed with. You know, like, my dad. Once, I remember it was like, Christmas Eve, and we were driving and this was like, later in life. It was like 2009. And the song we are Young by Fun came on.

[Ant Prisco]

Your dad loved it.

[Frank Alvarez]

And I remember looking over at my dad and, like, my sister and brothers were in the back. I was in the front seat, favorite child. And I look over at my dad, and we were, like, singing the song. And I look over and he's hysterically crying. So, like, to this day, that kind of ties it.

[Ant Prisco]

Tonight we are young. And he's like.

[Frank Alvarez]

But like, my dad, like, there's, like, two songs that my dad loves from the ones from the Gypsy Kings and one's from Jorge Saladon.

[Ant Prisco]

Okay.

[Frank Alvarez]

Caminando por la calle from the Gypsy Kings.

[Ant Prisco]

Okay.

[Frank Alvarez]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's actually a banger. And then Estavita by Jorge Celadon. It's just like, Gabonita. Like, how beautiful is this life? Yeah, you know, that's it.

[Ant Prisco]

What about you?

[Guest/Producer Ant]

I was thinking about it while you guys are talking. I think for my mom, it might be Carry on, my wayward son.

[Frank Alvarez]

Banger.

[Ant Prisco]

Kansas.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Yeah, it might be Kansas.

[Frank Alvarez]

Bang. I could see your mom tearing the dance floor up to that.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

And then my dad, it's like, Anything by Pitbull, probably.

[Frank Alvarez]

That sucks.

[Ant Prisco]

Pitbull reminds you of your dad?

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, probably Pitbull. Listen, your dad, I've met him. He's a nice guy. I just want to say this. That sucks.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ant Prisco]

It's not great. Anything by Pitbull.

[Frank Alvarez]

Anything. Anything by Pitbull.

[Ant Prisco]

By the way, just hearing.

[Frank Alvarez]

Just, like, the idea that your dad gets in the car, puts the music on, and it's Mr. 305. And he's just, like, on a leisurely drive to work. The pit bull screaming at You.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

Isn't that Pitbull?

[Ant Prisco]

I don't even know what you're saying.

[Frank Alvarez]

Oh, whatever.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Mr. Worldwide, you know?

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, that is Mr. Worldwide for Mr. Yellow.

[Ant Prisco]

Is your dad worldwide?

[Guest/Producer Ant]

I don't think so.

[Ant Prisco]

Wouldn't say.

[Frank Alvarez]

I wouldn't say he's worldwide.

[Ant Prisco]

He's pretty. Just. All right.

[Frank Alvarez]

Interesting. Very interesting.

[Ant Prisco]

My dad's not worldwide either.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Yeah, it happens.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

Do you have any songs that remind you. Your siblings?

[Ant Prisco]

Any songs that remind me of my siblings?

[Frank Alvarez]

My brother, while you're thinking. My brothers is Ambition by Wale.

[Ant Prisco]

God, that reminds me of him, too.

[Frank Alvarez]

They were so obsessed with that song.

[Ant Prisco]

Loved Wale.

[Frank Alvarez]

They were like, obsessed. Like, it was like, borderline weird. And then my sister. That's a tough one. Like, anything from, like, Greece, because we loved that stuff growing up. She. She loved Usher.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah. I mean, your family reminds me of that incest song. Well, it's not.

[Frank Alvarez]

Stop.

[Ant Prisco]

No way. The song isn't about incest. You guys make it about incest.

[Frank Alvarez]

No, no, it is about having sex in a car. But yes, when you like the song and your siblings and parents like it. It is. It is. Then weird.

[Ant Prisco]

Well, when you're. When you're on opposite sides of the room and yelling it at each other.

[Frank Alvarez]

To be fair, I'm not yelling it at my sister when I'm singing that song. I'm yelling it at the other. The other people that are not related to me by blood.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

I don't know.

[Ant Prisco]

I don't think there's songs like all like those, like Taking Back Sunday and Dashboard Confessional. Those reminded me of, like, Shannon Thomas.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah. Like Check Yes, Juliet.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah, well, that was, like, later, but I was a little older. They remind me of.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah.

[Ant Prisco]

Banana Pancakes, Jack Johnson. Oh, that reminds me of my brother Thomas. He was really into that.

[Frank Alvarez]

The Remedy and you're gonna Love Me by the Backwoods is Keith.

[Ant Prisco]

Oh, wow. Those are good choices. Keith loves those.

[Frank Alvarez]

I know.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Those are big songs in the semi charm.

[Ant Prisco]

Semi charmed life. Keith knows every single word, so that may be for him, but. Yeah, it's funny, man. I love music.

[Frank Alvarez]

I got songs that remind me of everyone. Like, everyone has a song, you know, what's aunt song?

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Yeah.

[Frank Alvarez]

Give me some time. I'll come up with a good one.

[Ant Prisco]

It's definitely like a flow rider song or something.

[Frank Alvarez]

Oh, well, yeah, it would probably be something like that. Or it would be like, you know, like around the World by. Because you love that song by Daft Punk.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

I'd rather that. I mean, that's not as. That's not great.

[Ant Prisco]

Is that around the World.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

But flow Ride is not great either. We'll. We'll spend some more time together.

[Ant Prisco]

I mean, now you're a pitbull for me.

[Frank Alvarez]

I could see you being a Margaritaville guy.

[Ant Prisco]

Oh, my God, you're a buffeter.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, you're a. Okay, that sounded like a slur. I could see you just being, like a Simon, you know, like watching the sun break.

[Ant Prisco]

If you like Pina colada.

[Frank Alvarez]

Oh, that's a good. That's a great song. Actually, I have been on a yacht rock kick. Thank you, Zach. I appreciate that. Yeah, there's some. There's some, you know, banger on, baby Comeback.

[Ant Prisco]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Frank Alvarez]

Only a Fool Believes by the Doobie Brothers.

[Ant Prisco]

What's that other Doobie Brothers song? That's so good. It's like their song. What is that song down there? Or is that what songs?

[Frank Alvarez]

I mean, just gonna have to look up Doobie Brothers songs.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

Oh, he's doing that. What about Beach Boys?

[Ant Prisco]

Listen to the music. Listen to the music in China Grove, yo. They still like selling shit.

[Frank Alvarez]

Good for them. They can pull push tickets, huh?

[Ant Prisco]

Nine million monthly listeners.

[Frank Alvarez]

Good for them. I'm one of them, let me tell you. Throwing that bitch on. Yeah. You know Kokomo. No, Coco, that's too. Oh, like, the Beach Boys were too, like. That's two back there, bro.

[Ant Prisco]

Wouldn't it be nice? Nuts.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah, That's a good song.

[Guest/Producer Ant]

That's like my age group, you know?

[Frank Alvarez]

Apparently, that's your Spotify age group.

[Ant Prisco]

Yeah. That song is so good.

[Frank Alvarez]

Yeah. I can't remember any other ones off Top Man.

[Ant Prisco]

All right, well, we could do this all day, but we're not gonna do it all day. But thank you guys so much for, you know, sticking around for the entire episode. We appreciate it. Frank, where can they find you?

[Frank Alvarez]

F.alvarez8085 on Twitter because it won't let me change it. The Frank alvarez everywhere else. Tbytour merch.com if you want to get your hands on some tour merch while it's still available, go. Go take a gander. And then patreon.com the basement yard and Prisco on Instagram.