9: Vault: A website matched women with men who help pay for implants.

Summary

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Episode Overview

Title: Vault: A website matched women with men who help pay for implants.
Podcast: The Bert Show
Date: May 14, 2026

In this episode, The Bert Show team dives into the phenomenon of websites that connect women seeking breast implants with anonymous male benefactors who are willing to fund the surgeries. They explore how these platforms, namely MyFreeImplants.com, operate, feature real stories from users, and debate the moral and social implications—including critiques about objectification and empowerment. The hosts blend humor, skepticism, and disbelief, keeping their signature lively and irreverent tone throughout. The episode closes with an unrelated humorous (and creepy) aside about a man misusing 911.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Introducing MyFreeImplants.com

[00:47 - 01:31]

• The team introduces a trending story from Cincinnati about a website where women can get breast implants funded by men:
  • “If you can’t afford your own breast implants, you don’t gotta sweat it anymore. You go to a website, there are plenty of guys…willing to pay for your breasts.” — Host 1 (00:47)
• Women like Kyle Dinger, a 21-year-old mom, share their experience seeking funds for surgery.

2. How the Platform Works

[01:31 - 02:06]

• Users post photos and chat with men called “benefactors.” Messaging costs the men $1.50 per email; further donations can be made.
• Example: Kyle Dinger reveals her final donation pushed her to her fundraising goal.
  • “My final donation is $810 and $332 to put me at my goal.” — Guest 1 (01:38)
• Success stories are highlighted, such as Becky Weschler, a married mother of three, who raised $6,700 in 10 months.

3. Motivations & Relationships

[01:56 - 02:35]

• Initial skepticism from recipients turns into surprise at the personal connections formed:
  • “At first I was like, why would they want to give me money? But then, like, you really get to know them...” — Guest 1 (01:56)
• Hosts crack jokes on men's alleged “goodwill”, with plenty of innuendo and sarcasm:
  • “They want to see the finished product is what they want to do.” — Host 3 (02:06)
  • “You know what? Some people want to donate to hunger causes, some want to save rainforests, and some people want to give away some boobies?” — Host 5 (02:24)

4. Platform's Defense & Critics

[02:35 - 03:22]

• Website co-founder Jay Moore claims it’s about building friendships; the platform is lucrative:
  • “It’s a simple business model built on friendship that in four years has made him and his friends millions.” — Host 2 quoting co-founder (02:42)
• Critics (e.g., Citizens for Community Values) call out the site for objectifying women and reinforcing appearance-based self-worth:
  • “[It] is a disservice to women and our society and contributes to the objectification of women. It dehumanizes them and sends the wrong message that their value is summed up solely in their appearance and attractiveness to men, rather than stressing the unique personhood of every woman.” — Host 2 reading critic statement (02:58)

5. Recipient Perspective & Family Dynamics

[03:22 - 04:11]

• Recipients stress they are busy, ordinary women:
  • “I’m married, I have two kids, and I’m going to college. This isn’t something that I can afford to pay for myself.” — Guest 1 (03:22)
• Donations mostly go straight to the surgeon, minimizing fears of misuse; some women plan to keep in touch with benefactors.
• Husbands express indifference as long as donors are not local—hosts riff on the awkwardness of this arrangement.
  • “As long as I know they’re not in the Butler county area or—” — (Unnamed husband) (03:51)
  • “I can’t imagine her wanting to talk to anyone other than her husband.” — Host 4 (04:06)
  • “He sounds like a sexual dynamo. I cannot figure out why she is chatting online with other men.” — Host 1 and Host 4, sarcastic banter (04:11)

6. The Show’s Signature Commentary and Humor

[04:20 - 04:41]

• Hosts crack more jokes, poking fun at the concept and the website name:
  • “They should rename the site Twitter without the W.” — Host 5 (04:21)
• Inside jokes and playful ribbing at one another’s understanding.

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Memorable Quotes

• “Philanthropy is philanthropy. Giving is giving, man.” — Host 1 (02:35)
• “At first I was like, why would they want to give me money? But then…you really get to know them.” — Guest 1 (01:56)
• “They want to see the finished product is what they want to do.” — Host 3 (02:06)
• “It’s a simple business model built on friendship that in four years has made him and his friends millions.” — Host 2 (02:42)
• “[The site] is a disservice to women and our society…” — Host 2 reading critics (02:58)
• “He sounds like a sexual dynamo. I cannot figure out why she is chatting online with other men.” — Host 4 (04:11)
• “They should rename the site Twitter without the W.” — Host 5 (04:21)

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Notable Moment: “Creepy 911” Tangent

[04:47 - 06:55]

• The hosts shift abruptly—but with warning—to a “Creepy Friday” segment about a man in Tampa repeatedly calling 911 attempting to solicit the operator for sex.
• Hosts react in mock-horror and disbelief, amping up the cringe factor:
  • “Stop it.” — Host 3 (05:40)
  • “Dude, dude, stop.” — Host 6 (05:48)
• Comic relief ensues as they play clips and riff off the weirdness, with a final joke about the attractiveness of 911 versus 411 operators.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• MyFreeImplants.com Explained: 00:47 – 02:24
• Platform owner and critics: 02:35 – 03:22
• Family reactions and host banter: 03:22 – 04:41
• “Twitter without the W” joke: 04:21
• The “Creepy 911” call segment: 04:47 – 06:55

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Takeaways

This episode spotlights an unusual intersection of crowdfunding and body image, blending real stories with sharp, humorous commentary. The Bert Show brings energy and irreverence, illuminating both the empowerment and ethical dilemmas of unconventional philanthropy, all while never missing an opportunity to poke fun at the absurdity of modern internet culture.

Transcript

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[Host 1]

a story out of Cincinnati. And this is a website that if you can't afford your own breast implants, you don't gotta sweat it anymore. You go to a website, there are plenty of guys that don't know you that are willing to pay for your breasts.

[Host 2]

21 year old Kyle Dinger has always dreamed of a bigger bus line.

[Guest 1]

I'm small one out of my family to say the least and they've nicknamed me a cup and I don't want that nickname anymore.

[Host 2]

The married mother of two says implants cost about $5,500, but now it won't cost Kyle a dime. Dozens of strangers are footing the bill. She joined MyFreeImplants.com posting pictures and chatting with donors called benefactors log on quite

[Guest 1]

a few times during the day.

[Host 2]

The men pay a buck 50 to email the ladies. After that, benefactors can send special donations.

[Guest 1]

I'll show you. My final donation is $810 and $332 to put me at my goal.

[Host 2]

Cincinnati native Becky Weschler is just weeks away from going under the knife. In 10 months, the married mother of three has raised $6700.

[Guest 1]

At first I was like, why would they want to give me money? But then like, you really get to know them and talk to them and it's just they want to just, I guess help you and make you happy, right?

[Host 3]

They want to see the finished product

[Host 4]

is what they want to do. How naive is she? Did we talk about those Midwest?

[Host 1]

I think we might have a long time ago.

[Host 5]

There's a similar website.

[Host 4]

They're just going to buy my boobs because they're nice.

[Host 1]

They're just really concerned about you. Really concerned.

[Host 5]

You know what? Some people want to donate to hunger causes, some people want to save rainforests, and some people Want to give away some boobies?

[Host 1]

Giving is giving, man. Philanthropy is philanthropy. So here is the owner of the website and some of the opposition against a website like this.

[Host 2]

Co founder Jay Moore agrees, saying it's a simple business model built on friendship that in the last four years has made him and his friends millions of. You're actually getting to know the person.

[Caller/Participant]

I mean, it's similar to a lot

[Host 5]

of the social networks and online communities where you're meeting friends online.

[Host 2]

Still, some critics disagree. Citizens for community values writes MyFreeImplants.com is a disservice to women and our society and contributes to the objectification of women. It dehumanizes them and sends the wrong message that their value is summed up solely in their appearance and attractiveness to men, women, rather than stressing the unique personhood of every woman.

[Guest 1]

I'm married, I have two kids, and I'm going to college. This isn't something that I can afford to pay for myself. And it's not like I'm getting five grand from some random stranger in exchange for anything.

[Host 2]

90% of the money donated goes directly to the woman's doctor of choice, the rest to organizers. As for the benefactors, both ladies say they plan to keep in touch senior. Something their husbands say does not bother them.

[Guest 1]

I'll probably keep in contact with some of them.

[Caller/Participant]

Yeah, that's fine with me. This is. As long as I know that they're not in the Butler county area or

[Host 3]

Hamilton county, because that makes a huge difference.

[Host 4]

I can't imagine her wanting to talk to anyone other than her husband.

[Host 1]

Sexual dynamo. He sounds like.

[Host 4]

I mean, he is exciting. I cannot figure out why she is chatting online with other men.

[Guest 1]

Sounds intriguing.

[Host 5]

They should rename the site Twitter without the W.

[Host 1]

Do you get it? Do you guys get it? Jen, do you get that you're a

[Host 4]

DB defensive back floating in a bet?

[Host 1]

Josh just told me to give the warning out. If you thought that was creepy, wait till you hear this.

[Host 4]

Oh, God.

[Host 1]

Okay, this is creepy. This is pure 60 seconds of creepy coming up here.

[Host 5]

Creepy Friday on the Berkshire.

[Host 3]

This is coming out of tampa. We do 911 calls all the time about, you know, random reasons people call 911. Yeah, but the reason we're doing this here now it's 8:30. One after 8:30. Because this is a guy in Tampa who called 911 five different times to solicit sex from the operator.

[Host 1]

Now, did he know what he was doing? Was he hammered and thought he was calling, like a sex chat line? So he calls 91 1. And he's just lonely and creepy.

[Host 3]

It's an emergency.

[Caller/Participant]

You got a nice but send me your name. Maybe we can talk more. But you don't send me your name. I'm hanging up. Can you hear me? Yeah, I hear you.

[Host 1]

Oh no, no.

[Caller/Participant]

Oh come on.

[Host 3]

Stop it.

[Caller/Participant]

Turn it off.

[Host 6]

Dude, dude, stop.

[Host 5]

Stop playing that.

[Host 6]

What is wrong with you?

[Host 1]

Torturing you.

[Caller/Participant]

I say I'm on. L. The king told me you were on. No, I' I'm lying because I wasn't taking my address.

[Host 1]

I can understand a word he's saying. Can you?

[Host 5]

I heard one.

[Caller/Participant]

All right, I'll tell you where I'm at my port 413.

[Host 1]

Like why would you call of all numbers 91 1?

[Host 4]

Well, because the operator didn't say what's the nature of your emergency? And then hang up on the dude.

[Host 3]

He did. He did get hung up on 5 4. Probably prior to that one. I'm not sure if that's the fifth call or not, but he called five times in a row.

[Host 4]

That is so gross, you guys.

[Host 1]

The matter with you?

[Host 5]

If you've ever taken the time to do the research, you know 911 operators are way hotter than 41 1. So to me it's an obvious call.

[Host 1]

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