Full Show PT 1: Monday, July 20 [Vault]

Summary

The Bert Show – Full Show PT 1: Monday, July 20 [Vault]

Date: July 20, 2026

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Episode Overview

This lively episode of The Bert Show dives into a fun and candid look at reality TV drama, neighborly intrigue, media bias around cultural events in Atlanta, and, as always, plenty of listener engagement and banter among the hosts. Featuring Bert, Jen, Jeff, Michael, Sharon, Melissa, Dolvett, and more, this episode brings the signature mix of humor, authenticity, and slice-of-life conversations that fans love.

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Main Discussion Themes

1. Reality TV Recap: Dolvett on the Chili Show

Timestamps: 01:03, 23:04, 26:12 – 34:43

• The show opens with a discussion about Dolvett’s recent appearance on VH1’s reality TV show featuring Chilli (of TLC).
• Bert and the others debate whether Dolvett was unfairly edited or portrayed negatively, particularly regarding a comment about his relationship with his son.
• Dolvett calls in for a candid behind-the-scenes look:
  • He felt Chilli never gave him a real chance, saying, "Right on our initial meeting, the second that we met, she was standoffish from the jump." (27:25)
  • A key moment was edited, leaving out context about his relationship with his child ("They just cut it. It was like, oh, whoa. He don't. You know. And again, that's tv. That's sensationalism." – 28:49).
  • Dolvett also challenges the "list" Chilli has for prospective partners, calling it contradictory: "Her expectations were higher than her effort." (29:34)
• Listeners call in to defend Dolvett and critique Chilli’s pickiness.
• The hosts discuss the risks of reality TV, especially when drama is manufactured: "You are the sacrificial lamb for the ratings. And you got to know that going in." (34:22)

Notable Quotes:

• “They basically labeled you a deadbeat dad last night. So they can edit it any way they want, they can cut, they can paste it any way they want.” – Bert (29:53)
• “I just think, you know, some people have chemistry, some people don’t.” – Dolvett (28:02)

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2. Media Bias & Freaknik Paranoia in Atlanta

Timestamps: 02:55 – 09:15

• Bert expresses frustration over media coverage of events downtown, particularly the return of Freaknik, and alleges racial bias in the reporting.
• Jen and Jeff agree that the media stoked unnecessary paranoia, emphasizing “there’s a ton of stuff going on this weekend, be careful…but it became this out of control paranoia.” (04:20)
• The group discusses how negative perceptions about large Black events are perpetuated by selective media coverage. Melissa points out, "If you only show black folks acting a fool, then that’s what the people who's not around black folks...are going to think.” (08:25)
• Anecdotes are shared about people fearing downtown during Freaknik, revealing both racial and media-driven anxieties.
• They compare this to other large events, suggesting that if the Peachtree Road Race were "nothing but a black event, I think the media would look at it differently..." (09:01 – Jeff)

Notable Quotes:

• “If they want to freak you out, they can freak you out.” – Bert (03:04)
• "I mean, what are you scared of? I mean, are you scared that you're going to get someone pulled out the car?...the paranoia is amazing when it comes to rounding black events." – Melissa (06:27)

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3. Neighbor Drama: The Alleged Affair

Timestamps: 10:23 – 22:30

• "Whitney," a caller on a voice disguiser, suspects her neighbor's husband is cheating and details her attempts—teaming up with a friend to observe and even follow the suspect.
• The hosts and listeners debate whether Whitney’s actions are justifiable or downright nosy/crazy.
• Whitney’s reasoning: “If it were happening to me and I was that poor woman, like, I would want to know. I wouldn't want to live a lie.” (19:15)
• Sharon calls in, saying she agrees with watching neighbors to a point, but, "getting in the vehicle and following, I kind of don't agree with that." (16:01)
• Jeff notes, “This is unheard of in the guy’s world. Not a chance. You could never take this call from a guy ever.” (16:50)
• Bert hatches a playful plan: to have someone tail one of the hosts for fun, debating whether average people can "tail" someone without being noticed (20:07).

Notable Quotes:

• “I would be freaked out if somebody knew me like that.” – Jeff (15:35)
• “Some girls got to stick together, and if you see where the husband’s cheating, why not give a tip?” – Sharon (16:35)
• “I know I sound crazy...But again...if it were happening to me...I would want to know.” – Whitney (19:15)

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4. All or Nothing Trivia: "Most Well-Endowed Men in Hollywood"

Timestamps: 35:16 – end

• The gang plays a recurring trivia segment: callers guess the names of five living Hollywood men rumored to be "the most well endowed."
• The twist: Only the number of correct answers is revealed, not which ones.
• Two listeners in the same car call in back-to-back with nearly identical lists, much to the group’s amusement.
• Answers guessed include Michael Jordan, David Letterman, Ron Jeremy, Ashton Kutcher, Eddie Murphy, Ray J, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jamie Foxx, Ewan McGregor, and George Clooney. The high score this episode is three correct.

Notable Moments:

• “We’re like, privileged to be two people, one car, on the phone at the same time!” – Sharon (38:31)
• “You know what would have been a very wise move, though? ...if you’re like, 90% sure that you have three right, you throw those three out. Then you give us two women. And if we tell you you got three right, for sure got three. So that’s pretty smart thinking right there.” – Bert (40:05)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “They basically labeled you a deadbeat dad last night. So they can edit it any way they want, they can cut, they can paste it any way they want.” – Bert (29:53)
• “If you only show black folks acting a fool, then that’s what the people who's not around black folks...are going to think that we do is act a fool all the time." – Melissa (08:25)
• “Some girls got to stick together, and if you see where the husband’s cheating, why not give a tip?” – Sharon (16:35)
• “This is unheard of in the guy’s world. Not a chance. You could never take this call from a guy ever.” – Jeff (16:50)
• “You are the sacrificial lamb for the ratings. And you got to know that going in.” – Bert (34:22)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Reality TV Drama: 01:03, 23:04, 26:12-34:43
• Freaknik/Media Discussion: 02:55-09:15
• Neighbor Cheating Story: 10:23-22:30
• Trivia Game: 35:16-end

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Tone and Style

The episode maintains the show’s signature informal, playful, occasionally irreverent tone—balancing real conversations on social issues with light-hearted banter and humor. The hosts keep things moving with quick quips, friendly teasing, and open invitations for listeners to chime in.

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Summary

This episode is quintessential Bert Show: authentic, funny, and unafraid to ask tough or awkward questions—whether it’s about reality TV editing, media-driven paranoia, or just neighborly nosiness. For those who missed it, expect thoughtful debate, relatable stories, and the kind of chemistry that keeps morning radio (and podcast) gold.

Transcript

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[Sharon]

Yes. I want to shout out to Dolvett. I feel like I saw him on Chili's.

[Bert]

Oh, I heard it wasn't pretty.

[Jeff]

Oh, no, I forgot to record it.

[Bert]

What happened last night? Because I. Well, let me take the music down here because I didn't get to watch it and I got a couple of tweets and a couple of texts saying that they didn't make them look real good.

[Sharon]

No, she just kind of like it wasn't her flavor.

[Bert]

Is that all? Because if it's just not her flavor, that's fine. I can deal with that. But I mean, did they make him

[Sharon]

look like he was saying he was kind of a little cheesy, you know? Did she say that he had the voice going on? I thought he was cute.

[Bert]

Oh, no, because I did abs. We should just let his abs talk for him next time.

[Sharon]

Her flavor.

[Bert]

You know what Sharon is talking about is one of my friends, Dolvett, who comes on this show quite a bit, also was part of Chili's reality TV show that debuted, I think, last night. Right, Sharon?

[Sharon]

Yes, yes.

[Bert]

On VH1. And they have been starting to run longer clips of the show during the week, so. So from time to time I would get a tweet or I would get a text message from somebody saying, hey, they're punking out your friend right now. And I didn't know how bad it was going to be last night.

[Sharon]

Yeah, she wasn't really nice, but, you know, this wasn't her flavor. I thought he was great, though.

[Bert]

On a scale of 1 to 10, is he going to be embarrassed when he walks out of the house today or is he going to be okay.

[Sharon]

I think he'll be an 8.

[Jeff]

8.

[Bert]

If 10 is the most embarrassed, he'll

[Sharon]

go look in the mirror and he'll feel all right.

[Bert]

Well, they at least defined his character in 30 minutes, so you know who he is. All right, Sharon, thank.

[Sharon]

Thanks for y'. All. Have a great week.

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[Jeff]

Yeah, I totally. Oh, well, VH1, they'll replay it and replay it, which I'm sure they'll vote either will, like love or hate, over and over again.

[Bert]

Yeah. Because I called him yesterday, I'm like, dude, I'm getting a lot of tweets. You sure you know what's going to get what's going down tonight? And he said he had no idea, just that they were showing those longer clips. But I'm not sure how bad they made him look, but I guess it wasn't pretty.

[Jeff]

Okay.

[Jen]

Okay.

[Bert]

The bird show. All right, let's talk about this weekend, and let's talk about. I got a lot of crap in emails and on Facebook on Friday after I posted that. I really felt like going into the weekend that there was a serious, like, racial media, racial bias going into this weekend. I really did feel it. I felt like there were a whole bunch of different things going on in downtown Atlanta this weekend that could have possibly made traffic at a standstill. Yet I felt like the media, TV specifically, was knocking Freaknik. Freaknik's coming back. They were showing you, you know, the worst of Freaknik from back in the day. And I realized how bad it got in those last couple of years. But I really felt like it's never been more evident how the news can really freak you out. If they want to freak you out, they can freak you out. And at the end of the day, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, there was no traffic. Cops broke up, like a party of 200 people at underground Atlanta. There was nothing.

[Jeff]

Well, I will say I think the news media is damned if you do, damned if you don't. Because if Freaknik did bring traffic and the news didn't tell anybody about it, then the news would be blamed for not warning people that there would be traffic. And then when the news tries to warn it. But I do think that what started. I do think that the initial reports were, look, you've got Hawks, you've got Braves, you've got concerts, you've got Freaknik possibilities. Dogwood Festival. Dogwood Festival. You got all these things. And I think that's how it started. But then I do believe there was an exploitation of the fact that Freaknik may be Coming to town.

[Jen]

I agree with you because it could have just been like, hey, there's a ton of stuff going on this weekend, be careful. You know, we're planning ahead for traffic. But it became this out of control paranoia.

[Michael]

But is it because Freaknik playing devil's advocate. But is it because Freaknik in the past has been tripled the city before

[Jen]

has created Trevor Freaknik has black people who attend it.

[Michael]

But you're saying I'm playing devil's advocate like I'm saying that people go to Braves games every, you know, five times a week. And that doesn't completely shut down the entire city. People go to Dogwood every year. That doesn't shut down the entire city. Out of all the events listed that weekend, the one that shuts down the entire city was Freaknik.

[Melissa]

But I think the city shut the city down. It wasn't Freaknik that shut it down,

[Michael]

but because of the people who came into town.

[Bert]

Right, but we're no smarter than anybody in news. I mean, we know it takes years and years and years to build up to the size of Freak neck what it was that last year. And we've got our fingers on the pulse of the buzz of the city the same way that news stations do, right? So we felt in here collectively like this wasn't gonna be 500,000 people coming into the city. And we knew that the traffic wasn't gonna be all that nasty because of Freaknik. So I personally think that there was some bias on the media part this weekend.

[Jeff]

And I agree. And just before you say that, I just wanna say that also in fairness, you know, kind of going along with Jeff's line is that, you know, we love drama. All media loves drama. It's what people pay attention to. So we get rage. And the fact that Mayor Kaseem Reid came out and said, look, don't come, I will. You will get in trouble if you don't have a permit. There was a little bit of drama going on because the city was saying we don't want Freaknik and Frignick wanted to come. And so there was a battle going on between mayor Reid and then the organizers of the two Freaknik parties. And so, you know, that may be also where it started where, you know, instead of it just being, look at all the events going on, there was controversy that was stemming between a black mayor and Freaknik. So it wasn't, you know, that fight wasn't racial. It was just the fact that we can't give you the, you know, cop support and the traffic support. So that may be where all this started ballooning up. But I do agree that, though, that the racial tension then made it skyrocket.

[Melissa]

And it's just really, it's amazing. The other paranoia. I mean, I understand the. I understand the concern, but the paranoia of just. I've heard, you know, I've heard people say that they were. That they were scared to go downtown. I mean, what are you scared of? I mean, are you scared that you're going to get someone pulled out the car? And I understand things happen, but I mean, really, the paranoia is amazing when it comes to rounding black events.

[Jen]

Yeah. I mean, I was participating in an event at Underground Atlanta Saturday morning, and it was a big volunteer event. And one of the organizers told me one participant did not come and called the organizer on the phone and said she was concerned about coming downtown for this big volunteer thing. I mean, it was Saturday morning. It wasn't like it was Saturday night or anything, like in the middle of the night where you'd run into people partying of anybody partying. But she said, well, you know, we are putting our life on the line to come downtown. And the organizer of the event was like, you've got to be kidding me, right?

[Melissa]

That's hilarious.

[Jen]

But that's what this woman thought, that she was putting her life on the line to come downtown and volunteer.

[Melissa]

And then I asked, like, what happened in her life for her to feel like she's putting her life on the line? Like, what did she see that? So, and then I don't. Is it just racist or afraid of.

[Jen]

But I think it's you, Carl. She's afraid of you.

[Jeff]

Well, no, let's talk about what we talked about on Friday, Carl, off air. And I'm. I'm certainly not endorsing what I'm saying, but let's just say that somebody, you know, let's blame the media for everything, since everybody does. But the media, when they do, the one thing I do think they slant in any situation that deals with minorities is sometimes it's the most, you know, not necessarily in the nicest light to put different groups of people. And in blacks in particular with Freaknik, there was the issue in Buckhead with shootings at clubs. And so, you know, and there's a lot of clubs who have this. This perception that if I have a black event there, that there may be some gun violence there. And we talked about that off air on Friday about how there's some people that do perceive that if you get a group of black people together partying, it's going to turn violent.

[Melissa]

But then again, you know, I put that on the media because if you only show black folks acting a fool, then that's what the people who's not around black folks, that's what they're going to think that we do is act a fool all the time. I mean, I've never, well, maybe once or twice in my young years. I mean, you know, that's not what we do. We don't act a fool.

[Bert]

Well, I'm gonna use Freaknik as an excuse all the time. Like if I can't show up to somebody's like birthday party or something, I'm gonna say I was gonna go, but Freaknik. I heard the rumor of Freaknik and I wanted to avoid the traffic this weekend. I'm gonna use it for the next year.

[Jen]

It's ridiculous. It's just like fear and paranoia. Melissa, I think your comment off the air about the road race.

[Jeff]

Oh yeah, I said if the Peachtree Road race was nothing but a black event, I think the media would look at it differently then the Pstree road race being always the biggest 10k in the world. And you know, it was such a and everybody's out there with their American flags and such a fun event. But if it was an all black event, would you feel the same way?

[Bert]

You gotta wonder.

[Melissa]

Yeah, you had your red, black and green flags. That's what you'd have.

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[Bert]

Today the Bird show all right, so at the base here you have Whitney, who's sort of been spying on her neighbors and really has a hunch. Here that the husband in the relationship is screwing around on wifey. Except she has no connection to wifey at all.

[Jen]

Yeah, I mean, they don't really know each other. Why she's getting all involved in their business, none of us can quite figure out.

[Bert]

So didn't she.

[Jen]

But we did get a call earlier this morning that might have tipped us off to the motive.

[Bert]

Yeah, that might be one of the first questions we want to ask her. And didn't she say she was recruiting a friend to do this over the weekend also? They were going to do it together. Hey, Whitney, before we find out the results from this weekend, can we ask you a totally honest question because you're on the voice disguiser.

[Whitney]

Sure do.

[Bert]

Are you attracted to the husband in this relationship? Do you find him physically attractive?

[Whitney]

Oh, come on, guys.

[Bert]

Do you find him physically attractive? Because you gave us some details on Friday. You said he's BMW. He's got a slick back hair. I mean, you're. You're paying attention to this dude.

[Whitney]

I'm not gonna say he's not attractive because he is. But. But I'm not somebody who would go in and ruin a marriage.

[Jeff]

Now, see, if I.

[Jen]

Okay what you're doing.

[Jeff]

If somebody can't ask me if I was attracted to. I'm trying to think of somebody, but let's say Steve Buscemi. It's just an actor that comes to mind. What if somebody said, are you trying to see what she's like?

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[Jeff]

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[Jen]

Hmm.

[Jeff]

I think that listener was onto something.

[Bert]

We didn't really get that with you. We got pause. Yeah, I think he's kind of hot.

[Jeff]

So you wouldn't ruin a marriage about it?

[Whitney]

Really thought about it before. I mean, I didn't realize, you know, I didn't know you guys were going to ask me that question.

[Jeff]

Well, you. You said you wouldn't ruin a marriage, but then, of course, if it ends up he's cheating and the marriage breaks apart, he's totally free.

[Whitney]

Oh, but that's not what I'm trying to do, okay?

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[Bert]

If he was a single guy and he was your neighbor, is this a guy that you would approach? That's all I want to know.

[Whitney]

If he approached me first, I guess. But he seems. But that's the thing. He seems a little unapproachable. And if he is cheating on his wife, then it's completely disgusting.

[Michael]

And once he gets busted from that and learns his lesson, he'll never cheat again when he's dating a new woman like me.

[Bert]

So what was the plan of action going into the weekend? You call your friend up because you said you had a partner in this whole thing and take it from there?

[Whitney]

Yeah, so she came over on Friday, and she was just gonna, like, spend the weekend. We were gonna hang out and, you know, drink a little bit and just wait for something to happen. And unfortunately, nothing much happened, so I don't have very much to report. You know, we did follow him when he left, but he didn't go anywhere suspicious. Just kind of went to the store.

[Bert]

All right, let's stop right there. Let's stop, Stop, stop, stop for a second, because I really wa this with you. So you said that you tailed him, so you got in your car, he takes off, and then you pull out in your car and just keep a couple of car lengths between the two of you guys. And you actually follow this dude?

[Whitney]

Yeah.

[Jen]

This is you and your friend?

[Whitney]

Yeah, well, my friend. My friend, admittedly got a little bored early on, and so she really only. She really only stayed, like, halfway through Saturday. But I was. I mean, I was there the whole weekend. I was watching. But again, nothing much happened because the wife was never gone.

[Bert]

Okay. She was there all weekend long.

[Jen]

So this is affair. This alleged affair you think is only happening Monday through Friday?

[Whitney]

I mean, it must be. It must be, because that's when, you know, he comes home from work, and then this woman comes to the house. But there's something that just happened this morning that I wanted to tell you. This is more exciting than. Well, not exciting, but, you know, more of a clue.

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[Bert]

Did I say exciting?

[Dolvett]

My bad.

[Bert]

What happened?

[Whitney]

Okay, well, like, 10 minutes ago, a husband came out with two suitcases and put them in the back of one of their cars in the suv. And usually she drives that one, but sometimes, you know, car swap, like, he'll drive it, and so someone must be leaving for the week or maybe, you know, I don't know how long. So if there's a wife, then I'm sure that the girlfriend's gonna come over, and then I'm probably gonna follow her and sort of see what her deal is if she, you know, when she leaves.

[Jen]

You know, this is all made up in red, right? Like, this is all in your head.

[Michael]

You realize that they brought out two suitcases, meaning they could be going somewhere together.

[Jen]

No way, Jeff.

[Jeff]

They're going on vacation's, coming over as a couple.

[Jen]

No, the girlfriend's coming over. They're gonna do it all week, I

[Michael]

think their clothes are in suitcase, and the body of the girlfriend is in the other suitcase.

[Bert]

Why are you so invested that. I mean, as we're talking to you the last couple of minutes, I mean, you know their routine. You know, when wifey takes off. I mean, you know everything.

[Jeff]

I would be freaked out if somebody knew me like that.

[Whitney]

One of them is leaving. That's why, I think, because I do. I mean, you know, when I go somewhere, I rarely take one suitcase.

[Jen]

I know it was Mrs. White in the study with the candlestick.

[Bert]

We're coming down hard on her here. But Sarah agrees with what the caller is doing. Good morning, Sarah. You are on the Burt Show.

[Sharon]

Good morning.

[Bert]

Good morning.

[Sharon]

I live in an apartment, and I know pretty much everything my neighbor does without being the whole stalkerish. And I agree with what the caller is doing, but I think it's to a degree of getting in the vehicle and following. I kind of don't agree with that. But if my. I live in an apartment, like I said. If my husband is cheating on me, I would definitely want to know, because the people around us, they know. I mean, they know what's going on in an apartment.

[Jen]

I don't.

[Bert]

But if you don't know her, if you don't know her and you have no connection with her whatsoever, then why is it your business what they're doing?

[Sharon]

I don't want. I mean, of course it's not my business, but I don't know. Some. Some girls got to stick together, and if you see where the husband's cheating, why not give a tip? You know, it's going to ruin the marriage anyway. Why not go ahead and do it sooner than later and let them continue on about it?

[Bert]

I got to tell you guys that this is unheard of in the guy's world. Yeah, not a chance. You could never take this call from a guy ever.

[Jen]

You don't care enough.

[Jeff]

Yeah. And you protect each other. You don't call each other out. Like you have this guy code. And so, I mean, if she's doing the girl code. But it's just. I lived in how many apartments in this city? I've moved eight times in my. In my 20 years in this town, and I could not tell you anything my neighbors were doing.

[Bert]

It's not even a guy code question. It's an oblivious question. Like, I wouldn't even know who my neighbors were, you know, like a year after living there.

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[Bert]

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[Michael]

Somebody's over there.

[Bert]

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[Jeff]

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[Jen]

I definitely know the patterns of my neighbors for sure. In my life complex. I know that. You know, the girl across the hall has an addiction to shoe shopping because there's the Zappos box, like, almost every other day outside of her door. I know whose dog has who or whatever, but I would never follow one of them or get involved in their business.

[Bert]

The dudes would never even notice the boxes. Every day we go right by them.

[Jen]

It's really every day. Like, she's got a shoe problem.

[Jeff]

Is there really such a thing as a shoe problem?

[Jen]

It's not a problem. It's just a love and a passion.

[Bert]

Here's Ashley. Good morning, Ashley. You're on the Burt Show.

[Sharon]

Good morning. I think she's crazy. There's no way around it. Do you have a hobby? Because you're following them during the daytime. It's kind of crazy that you know their schedule down to a T. Yeah.

[Jeff]

And you spent your weekend doing this? We all had fun weekends. What'd you do? Oh, I stuck my neighbor.

[Jen]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bert]

So what's your next step here, then, Whitney? What are you going to do next? So he's got suitcases gone into the car, and now what?

[Whitney]

I'm gonna see who goes. And then, you know, if it's a wife, I again, I'm sure that the girlfriend's gonna come over.

[Jen]

How do you even know it's a girlfriend? You don't know who this girl is?

[Bert]

You really don't have any evidence. So, like, let's say wifey takes off, right? And he has this woman coming over every day. You still don't have evidence enough, if that's what you're looking for, to go to the wife and say, I think your husband is cheating on you.

[Sharon]

Not yet.

[Jen]

Not yet.

[Bert]

Not yet. But you're gonna get it. You're gonna get it.

[Whitney]

I know I sound crazy, and I know. But again, and this is what I was saying on Friday, if it were happening to me and I was that poor woman, like, I would want to know. I wouldn't want to live a lie.

[Bert]

So you'll know by tomorrow morning, you'll know who left the house, right?

[Whitney]

Yeah, I think so, yeah.

[Michael]

If it was both of them.

[Bert]

If it was both of them or just one of them. So that's when we'll get an update from you. Okay. You know, much like when we do these, I'm just curiouses, and the story in your head is probably way bigger than reality, you know, you're probably spending all this time on absolutely nothing.

[Whitney]

We'll see. I know it sounds crazy. I do think. I do think there's something there. Okay.

[Jen]

This is her entertainment.

[Dolvett]

Okay.

[Jen]

She doesn't feel like watching tv.

[Bert]

All right, that's cool.

[Sharon]

Cool.

[Bert]

We will talk to you tomorrow morning.

[Jeff]

Thank you.

[Whitney]

All right.

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[Dolvett]

Bye.

[Bert]

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[Bert]

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[Jen]

Wendy and Q100.

[Bert]

You heard her say that she tailed this guy?

[Sharon]

Yes.

[Bert]

All right, I've got an idea. Because I don't think tails work unless you're in the movies. I'm going to give you guys a warning right now. One of you four, I'm going to have somebody tail one of you four this week. And I'm gonna see if you guys can figure out, have the exciting life.

[Jeff]

Oh, I can see that somebody's doing it.

[Bert]

It can actually do it. Cause I don't think anybody can pull off a tail unless it's in the movies. So sometime this week, I'm gonna have somebody tell you guys. And you come in the next morning and you asked me if I had you tailed or not.

[Jen]

Okay. Okay.

[Bert]

I don't think it can be pulled off successfully.

[Jen]

I think it's possible if it's somebody's job, like your friend who's a private investigator, he could do it.

[Whitney]

Really?

[Jen]

Well, I couldn't tail anybody because I'm not a professional.

[Michael]

But I think there's a big difference too, between tailing and learning something. Like I could. I could tail any one of you and tell you where you go. Oh, okay. So, Bert, you finished the show, then you went to the Starbucks drive thru, then you went home.

[Jeff]

But I could tell. Yeah. See, if it was his. If it was his private investigator. I agree with Jen that he knows how to not write be on the back of the car. But see, I think that you have to have somebody just like Whitney that

[Bert]

is within my circle. So it would have to be a friend.

[Jeff]

That is non profess. Because I agree that I don't think anybody tells anybody without being noticed.

[Jen]

Right, exactly.

[Bert]

Because the point of the tale is to get all your information, which Jeff, I agree. I mean, you could get some information, but the point is I would see

[Jeff]

you pull into the Starbucks with me and I would see you pull out and I would notice what is the same car doing around me all the time?

[Michael]

See, I disagree. I think if you tell me you would. I could go. I would go 24 hours. I'd be clueless if some. The same car was behind me.

[Jen]

I would notice.

[Jeff]

I would notice.

[Michael]

See, I wouldn't.

[Jeff]

Maybe I think you would notice, man. Maybe it's a girl thing because we're always looking over our shoulder.

[Jen]

Yeah, I would notice. Especially parking at my place. I would notice.

[Bert]

I think all of you guys would notice. I don't think it can be done successfully.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Bert]

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[Bert]

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[Jeff]

But see, now I gotta do something exciting this week.

[Jen]

Like, you know, I need to go

[Jeff]

into crazy places just in case is me.

[Michael]

Or we're just going to be paranoid every day. We're going to come in and go, I know what you did yesterday.

[Bert]

Hey, the bird show.

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[Bert]

The bird show. We were just talking about reality TV shows, and I haven't given you guys an update on the reality TV show that I don't even know what to call it. I didn't try out for. What do you call it? Audition for. I didn't really do that.

[Jeff]

Well, kind. You did audition to audition.

[Jen]

You're being considered for.

[Bert]

Considered for.

[Jeff]

Yeah. You can still call it an audition because they asked you to audition because they've kind of observed you with the other guys.

[Whitney]

So.

[Bert]

But no decision has been. I haven't had to make any decision to be on the show or not because there's really been no update. And it's been so long that Jen asked a good question today. Like, maybe they just shelved the project.

[Jeff]

Oh, Jen got a good question today.

[Sharon]

Great.

[Bert]

So I don't know, but we were talking about reality TV Shows again today because my friend Dolvette was on Chili's show this weekend. Man, I started getting tweeting and texts about this thing before it even played in its entirety last night. I guess they were showing longer clips of the show to tease you guys on VH1. And some stuff were said on. On the show that rubbed some listeners the wrong way about Dolvett. So we talked about it earlier this morning and he text me and he said, can't wait to come in and give my version of the Chili show. Edit, cut, chop, paste, which everybody on reality TV show says, you know, like, I didn't.

[Jen]

That's what you sign up for, but

[Bert]

that's what you got to sort of sign up for so you know that in advance.

[Jen]

You're not signing up because,

[Michael]

I don't

[Jen]

know, like, you're not signing up to not get attention. You're signing up because you want to be on television. You want to get some sort of celebrity fame, notoriety or what marketing for your business, whatever it is about it. So you give up your ability to be able to tell your own story when you sign up for that. Because they're not the trade off.

[Jeff]

Cause they're not your PR rep, right?

[Bert]

Yeah. They're looking for drama. And if there's not drama on a reality TV show and it's getting poor ratings and you're not getting picked up for a second season, which is what you're hoping for.

[Jen]

And this is a different type of show than what you're being considered for, Bert. Because this is a competition show. This show is for these guys to compete to win Chili over, to win her heart. Right? So they're competing. It's a specific thing for a show. Like, what you're being considered for is all about personal drama because there's no competition, there's no winner, there's no Amazing Race. There's no Survivor versus Heroes and Villains. And I mean, it is just gossip and drama in your social circle. That's the only reason people would watch,

[Bert]

which is something to consider when making a decision on something like that.

[Jeff]

For sure, if you're making a decision

[Michael]

if one was in a drama, if

[Jeff]

you haven't already made, if the decision hasn't already been made, hypothetically speaking,

[Sharon]

we're

[Jeff]

going to talk to him.

[Bert]

I'm McCall Dolvet.

[Sharon]

Awesome.

[Michael]

He strikes me as the type who answers the phone like if it's on a cradle by punching one side of it when it flies up in the air catching it.

[Jeff]

He's got that thing in his ear all the time.

[Dolvett]

Yeah.

[Michael]

247 Bluetooth boy.

[Bert]

Dude, he had a tough enough time last night. We all leave him alone.

[Michael]

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[Bert]

I'm not gonna let his voicemail play.

[Michael]

Yes, you are.

[Bert]

No, I'm not.

[Michael]

Play it.

[Bert]

I'm protecting my friend. I'm not. Play D. Yeah, hey, it's Bert. We're on the radio, dude.

[Dolvett]

What up, Bert?

[Bert]

Okay, no cursing or anything, all right? You understand? We're on the radio.

[Whitney]

Answer the phone.

[Dolvett]

I'm like, do I answer blocked? Because it came up blocked.

[Bert]

But when you only block one person, then you really know who it is. All right, dude, so we were talking about this reality TV show, this Chili thing. Can you talk about this, or are you contractually obligated to not be able to say anything about it?

[Dolvett]

No, no, I can talk about it.

[Bert]

Okay. Because he and I talked yesterday, and I started getting texts about it and tweets about it yesterday, and some of them were like, oh, boy, your boy's not looking so good right now. And I had no idea what they were talking about.

[Jeff]

And we haven't seen it. I mean, I totally forgot it was

[Bert]

on last night, but I guess you

[Dolvett]

haven't seen it yet.

[Jeff]

No.

[Dolvett]

So you gotta see it.

[Jen]

Sorry.

[Jeff]

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[Bert]

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[Dolvett]

I watched it last night.

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[Dolvett]

Late, late. Like 12:30.

[Bert]

How do you think you looked? You look good. You look pretty, didn't you?

[Dolvett]

No. Edit shop, cut, paste.

[Bert]

Okay, all right, so let's talk about this, because at the root, I'll be straight up with you. All right? At the root of the tweets and the texts are like, everything might have been going sort of rough. And then she asked you about your child, and you said, yeah, I have a child, but we don't talk every day. And that's when you lost her.

[Dolvett]

I think I lost her before that. Although, you know, because. Right on our initial meeting, the second that we met, she was standoffish from the jump. The girl that introduced us, t. That introduced us, you know, she was kind of like, this guy's perfect. And she's like, he's not my type. Her response was, you don't even know him. To say he's not your type. You haven't given an opportunity. She's like, all right, fine. So she essentially had to convince her chili to even go on a date with me.

[Jen]

Do you think you're too good looking for her? Is that why?

[Dolvett]

No, I just think, you know, some people have chemistry, some people don't. But.

[Bert]

But at that point, she hadn't even talked to you, right?

[Jen]

She was just.

[Bert]

She looked at you and said that you're not the type.

[Dolvett]

It was an introduction thing. She started nitpicking me the second we met. It wasn't even an opportunity for me to introduce myself, but she didn't give me an opportunity to get to know me. So I don't know what happened.

[Michael]

You still went out with her. And I remember years ago, really wise person told me, don't go chasing waterfalls.

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[Dolvett]

You know what? You listen to too much R and B. Jeff.

[Jeff]

No, he just looked up the lyrics online.

[Bert]

So what do you think that was shown on the show last night that wasn't like, real. That they edited to make look either worse or just different.

[Dolvett]

My relationship with my son. She asked me if I didn't. If I spoke to him or, you know, and they didn't give the rest of what I said, you know. You know, we have a great relationship. I don't get opportunity to talk to him every day. I work a lot of hours, and by the time I'm able to speak to him, he's in bed or off doing his basketball thing. So they didn't really give. They just cut it. It was like, oh, whoa. He don't. You know. And again, that's tv. That's sensationalism. So there's really nothing. That and the fact that at the end of the relations of the dating, when I had an opportunity to give my version of the date, they cut a lot of that out as well, in terms of how I went in on her. So what did you. I think it was fine.

[Bert]

What did you say that didn't. Didn't make it on tv?

[Dolvett]

I said that I felt like her expectations were higher than her effort. You know, Chili is talking about a guy has to be like this, A guy has to be like that, you know, and what. You know, she's not saying what she's bringing to the table. You know, she's just, you know, being Chili, I guess.

[Bert]

See, this is the thing about reality TV shows, dude. And, you know, as I'm not really sure where this whole project still stands with Princess and all that, but, I mean, if we agree to do it, you look what they did just in one night with you. I mean, they basically labeled you a deadbeat dad last night. So they can edit it any way they want, they can cut, they can paste it any way they want. So are you sure you want to do this whole thing again when the whole reality, when the Whole show of this next one would center around us.

[Dolvett]

You know, what with the show that we're talking about and that we're doing, I'm a fan of it only because of you guys. The control in the relationship that I know I already have with my friends. It's not even a thing where it's a guessing game. I didn't know Chili. She didn't know me, you know, so with all that speculation and probability, then it becomes dangerous. But I think when you walk into a situation where you already have relationships, friendships, you know, we're like brothers. I think it's. It's more of a much better dialogue.

[Bert]

See, but, you know, the more we. We talked about it, the more it makes me think that because we do have that tightness, we've talked about this on the air, that they're gonna look for drama somewhere. So if they don't find it in us, guys that are pretty tight and have each other's backs, then they're gonna go to the wives and girlfriends. And if that happens, that's. That's gonna be bad. That's gonna be.

[Michael]

Who's it gonna be the worst for?

[Dolvett]

Baby, you gotta love it.

[Bert]

I think it would be.

[Dolvett]

I mean, chimney chili really went in, but it's just one of those things. I think it's a huge contradiction because she. The first guy who's on the first episode, she was like, her list is, he has to have ass. He can't eat pork. This guy eats pork, and he's a heavyset dude, so. And then she's saying how a guy has to be tall. Six one, six two. And for Mayweather's five two. You know I love you, bro, but I'm just saying.

[John Daly]

What?

[Jen]

Who's five two?

[Dolvett]

Maidweather for Madweather.

[Michael]

Oh, the other guy that you went

[Dolvett]

out with, Boxer Floyd Mayweather.

[Bert]

Yeah. Why you gotta rip. Why you gotta rip on short dudes?

[Dolvett]

I'm just saying, homie. I'm just saying. But, you know, in other words, to. My point is that there's a lot of contradiction on it. You know, it's like, what do you want? Do you really know what you want? You know? So it is what it is.

[Bert]

Here's Michelle. Hey, Michelle. Good morning.

[Sharon]

Good morning.

[Bert]

Did you watch the show last night?

[Sharon]

I did.

[Bert]

Did they do them wrong?

[Sharon]

Oh, gosh. I took it as they made Chili seem like the crazy one at the end because she was so picky. She doesn't. She's so picky. She doesn't even know what she wants, really.

[Whitney]

She.

[Sharon]

I think Dolvett did an excellent job. I didn't take away that he was a deadbeat dad because I've seen play. I've watched reality television shows all the time, and I didn't take away that Eve was a deadbeat dad. She was so judgmental, you know, from the start. And he didn't want to go out on the date from the jump, that she just didn't give him a chance. And she's in love with Floyd Mayweather. So, I mean, I just, you know, you guys have to just watch the episode. It's just, you know, she's so picky, and she really doesn't know what she wants. I really don't.

[Bert]

Well, she says she's got that list. You know, she got that list in her head, and you gotta. You gotta meet all those criteria. Hey, Aisha. Good morning. You're on Q100.

[Sharon]

Good morning. I just wanted to quickly, like, in defense of Dolvett, I think Chilli was just immediately standoffish because of the way her matchmaker did it. She wasn't too thrilled about being, you know, having her guys picked from the Braves game and having herself blasted like that. Like, hey, I'm looking for love. You all know she has a reality show,

[Jen]

so she started off on the wrong foot.

[Sharon]

Yeah, she started off on the wrong foot, and I think all that just got through in the mix. Like, he's a great guy, and he did meet all. But maybe one of her expectations, which is. Exactly. You're not gonna get 100% of what you're looking for, which was what her matchmaker tried to tell her. But Chilli was already on the defense because of the way it was introduced,

[Jeff]

which is, again, reality tv. So it's the matchmaker's job to make sure that there's some drama going on. So even catching Chilli off guard is part of the manipulation in the show?

[Bert]

Yeah, it was, like, the first or second episode. So if she gets along with one of these guys in the first or second episode, then guess what? We've got no season, people.

[Dolvett]

Exactly.

[Bert]

So we better start creating some drama. And there are going to be casualties in that. And they're part of. Dolvett, I think, was a little bit of a casualty of that last night.

[Dolvett]

Man, you think I was a guinea pig?

[Bert]

Well, no, I just think that. I mean, you're. When. When we do a reality TV show or you do a reality TV show, you are the sacrificial lamb for the ratings. And you got to know that going in and you know, if we choose to do it, we got to know that going in, dude, that they will find out everything about you.

[Michael]

Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.

[Dolvett]

Get it?

[Bert]

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[Bert]

You're on the Birch show. All right, Jen, Hobby. Explain what all or nothing trivia is and what we're focusing on right now.

[Jen]

This is a very intriguing question about the men in Hollywood who are considered to be the most well endowed. This is a new list. And these are all living men in Hollywood, right? There's been some debate about that, but there's five answers to the question. But we're not going to tell you which ones you get right and which ones you get wrong. We're just going to tell you how many answers you've gotten right or how many you've gotten wrong. So you've got to listen. Over a period of time, a pattern develops and you can sort of eliminate some of the answers and keep around some of the answers. But you've got to call with five answers to this question. And once you get all of them right, that's why it's called all or nothing trivia, then you get all the prizes. And we add a new prize every day.

[Bert]

All right, here we go. And we will start with Alice.

[Sharon]

Good morning, Michael Jordan.

[Bert]

Oh, hold on, hold on. We're jumping right in. Okay, let's go.

[Michael]

We're doing well. Thank you for asking.

[Bert]

Go ahead.

[Sharon]

Michael Jordan, David Letterman. Hello?

[Jeff]

Yeah, we're listening. Go ahead.

[Sharon]

Oh, hi. Good morning, baby.

[Bert]

What'd you think we were doing?

[Michael]

Who are you talking to?

[Sharon]

I'm sorry. You wouldn't believe this, but we've got two people in the car that are online, so. Or we're hanging on. So we're trying to win this today.

[Bert]

Okay, so do you want the Michael Jordan and the David Letterman as part of your guesses or is that somebody else?

[Sharon]

No, no, no, no. That's somebody else in the car. These are my five guesses. Okay, okay, okay.

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[Dolvett]

Okay.

[Sharon]

Ron Jeremy, Ashton Kutcher, Eddie Murphy, David Letterman, and Mikhail Baryshnikov.

[Jeff]

Because she's seen that poster, right?

[Bert]

He's stuffed in that one, I believe. You got one, right?

[Sharon]

Got one. Oh, my God. You're kidding me.

[Bert]

Should have listened to the other person in the car. All right, one, right. 40474, 1. Q100.

[Jen]

They may be in the HOV lane.

[Bert]

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[Jen]

They're not winning this.

[Bert]

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[Jeff]

Yeah.

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[Jeff]

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[Michael]

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[Bert]

On a different line, of course we

[Sharon]

have the same list, but we're going to edit this list a little bit. Okay.

[Bert]

Okay.

[Sharon]

All right, so we're going to go with Eddie Murphy, David Letterman.

[Michael]

That's two large penises. We need three more.

[Sharon]

Three more. Okay, so what about Ray J. As one of them did you get? We got Michael Jordan. I don't know what he didn't get. You only got three numbers back on

[Bert]

this back and what she said.

[Jeff]

Never list back. I.

[Michael]

They're passing the list around the car.

[Bert]

I can't do that. You have to tell us.

[Sharon]

Okay, okay, so the five that I want would be David Letterman, Eddie Murphy, Ashton Kishner, Ray J. And we sent Michael Jordan. Give me one more Michael Jordan already.

[Bert]

All right, did they say Michael Jordan twice on that list or no?

[Jeff]

No, no.

[Sharon]

Okay, no.

[Bert]

Then you've got one right.

[Sharon]

I got one right? Oh, my God. Okay, okay, whatever. You changed the list from before.

[Bert]

No, we did not. You changed carpool people.

[Sharon]

Yeah. Look, so we're, like, privileged to be two people, one car, on the phone at the same time, right?

[Bert]

Well, when we tell you guys we only have seven listeners, we're not lying.

[Jeff]

But I will say one thing they didn't realize is they made the same guesses when Bert said you only got one right. And then the next person repeated two people. It's like, not smart that you didn't listen to what Burt said.

[Bert]

Good morning.

[Michael]

Naughty.

[Bert]

Dahana, you're on T100.

[Sharon]

Yes, Donna.

[Bert]

All right, go for it.

[Sharon]

Okay, my five guesses are Leonardo DiCaprio, Ashton Kutcher, Jamie Foxx, Ewan McGregor, and George Clooney.

[Bert]

You got three right.

[Michael]

That's a good one right there.

[Bert]

We got that Three.

[Michael]

Nice.

[Bert]

Go with one more today. This might be it. Good morning, Preston.

[Dolvett]

Good morning.

[Bert]

All right, Preston, it is all or nothing trivia. You have to give us all five correct answers.

[Dolvett]

Okay, I got three of them I know for sure.

[Bert]

Let's do this thing.

[Dolvett]

But. But the other two, I'm gonna. I'm gonna throw them out there.

[Jen]

Okay.

[Dolvett]

Okay. The first three I know I got for sure are Jamie Fox, Ashton Kutcher, Leonardo dicaprio. Those are my three that I know I got. But the other two would be Ellen degeneres and Toby Maguire.

[Bert]

Okay, you got three. Correct.

[Jeff]

Well, technically, a woman can buy.

[Jen]

No, any size I know can buy

[Jeff]

bigger than anybody on this list.

[Bert]

You know what would have been a very wise move, though? He was on doing something very smart. If you're like 90% sure that you have three right, you throw those three out. Then you give us two women. And if we tell you you got three right, for sure got three. So that's pretty smart thinking right there. All right, so we continue tomorrow. You now got John Mayer tickets, massage at Intercontinental Spa. I've got the $50 certificate to Fido. And then we'll add one more prize tomorrow morning to all our nothing trivia also. And we'll do it at the same time.

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