Full Show PT 1: Monday, June 15 [Vault]

Summary

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The Bert Show – Full Show PT 1: Monday, June 15 [Vault]

Date: June 15, 2026
Episode Theme:
A lively, authentic morning with The Bert Show crew featuring real-life drama, dating dilemmas, and hilarious, sometimes uncomfortable games—plus frank discussions around identity and relationships, all with their trademark humor and camaraderie.

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Main Episode Topics

• Online Dating: Tips, Mistakes & Stigmas (01:24–09:14)
• Dating a Single Parent: Expectations & Chemistry (11:32–18:51)
• The “Cup of Doom”: Awkward Truths Game (21:08–34:24)
• Straight/Gay Friendships: Why the Dynamics Differ (36:28–43:39)

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Key Discussion Points and Highlights

1. Online Dating: Mistakes, Honesty, and Overcoming Stigma

With Guest: Sherry Burback, Author & Online Dating Expert
(Timestamps: 01:24–09:14)

• Biggest Profile Mistakes:

  • Outdated or poorly chosen profile pictures are a major red flag.

    “Not taking a brand new picture of yourself, what you look like right now...instead of holding onto a picture that's a little bit too old or cropping out… an ex-girlfriend… that's a big no-no.” – Sherry Burback (01:53)

• Honesty Versus Tweaking:

  • Major lying is rare; most people “tweak” minor details, like age or income, but should not fabricate.

    “I don't encourage people to lie. I'm not sure where you know what exactly they're talking about with lying... overall, I think people are pretty honest.” – Sherry Burback (02:42)

• Message Etiquette:

  • Don’t send a copy of your profile; keep messages short and intriguing.
  • Avoid oversharing; keep some mystery.

• Best and Worst Dating Sites:

  • Larger, paid services like Match.com or Yahoo tend to yield more serious participants.

    “If you pay to have a profile set up, you're probably more serious about it.” – Sherry Burback (04:55)

• Niche Sites:

  • There are specialized platforms for particular interests, but bigger sites give more choice.

• Who Dates More Online?

  • More men than women, based on her experience.

• Remaining Stigma:

  • Some still see online dating as “desperate,” but this is outdated:

    “I think there is and there shouldn't be because it's just... such a great way to meet people.” – Sherry Burback (06:56)

• Quick Profile Tweaks for More Replies:

  • Show your personality and don’t just list interests—say why you like them.
  • Stay positive and use storytelling photos that reveal more about you.

2. Single Parent Dating Dilemmas

(Timestamps: 11:32–18:51)

• Melissa’s Date with a Single Dad:

  • Uncertainty about dating dads—she’s only 24 and unsure about wanting kids.
  • The date was attentive and caring, but there was “no chemistry.”

    “I wanted there to be chemistry because he was so attentive... but there was just no spark.” – Melissa (12:56)

• Should You Tell If You're Not Interested?

  • The crew debates ghosting vs. being upfront after just one date.

    “I don't think you have to say anything after one date. I think you can just not return the phone call and not return the text, and it's fine.” – Wendy (15:31) “...just because he's a single dad and there's a time management issue there, I just go, hey, man, thanks so much, but this is more of a friendship thing for me.” – Host (17:55)

• Perspective from Single Parents:

  • Callers and Sherry (as a parent) weigh in on valuing honesty, especially for those with little free time.

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3. “Cup of Doom”: Awkward Question Game

(Timestamps: 21:08–34:24)

• Concept:

  • Cast members draw tough, personal questions written by each other, designed to make them squirm but not devastate.

• Memorable Moments & Quotes:

  • “Which Bert show member do you like the least and why?” led Wendy to admit Jeff’s “biting honesty” can sting:

    “I like Jeff the least in certain situations because he is the most honest... it kind of stung for days.” – Wendy (24:08) “If there's somebody in your life that you could totally trust no matter what, even if they hurt your feelings... that's a person you keep close to.” – Host (24:55)

  • Jeff’s complaint about listeners—not really the listeners, but business people who disregard their broadcast hours:

    “While our job is very fun... there is still work that goes into it. I would like a little more appreciation for the fact that when we are working, it really is work.” – Jeff (29:48)

  • Sexual dream confessions and schoolyard awkwardness, including Melissa’s regret over her first time, and who on the show they’d kiss for two minutes.

  • Jen’s frankness about coming out and what it means for secrets:

    “The biggest skeleton in my closet is that I'm gay. And I think everybody knows that by now.” – Jen (31:43) “It may seem for some people, you know, kind of alluring or something in the beginning, but... It's so energy draining... you always are paranoid about it.” – Jen (32:18)

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4. Why Are Straight Women and Gay Men Best Friends—but Not Straight Men & Lesbians?

(Timestamps: 36:28–43:39)

• The Question:

  • Wendy ponders why “straight women and gay men have such a love affair” but straight men and lesbians rarely do.

    “I have so many gay male friends... but why don’t men and lesbians have that same camaraderie?” – Wendy (36:30)

• Cast Theories:

  • Jen: Straight men don’t respect lesbian relationships as much—often there’s a fantasy element, unlike the trust straight women have with gay men.
  • Jeff: Guy logic says, “They do things differently; it doesn’t apply. And—I can figure it out.”

    “A guy doesn't ask for directions driving a car... why is he gonna ask for questions?” – Host & Jeff (39:48–39:52)

  • Vulnerability issues and the myth that “every woman wants them” impede straight guy-lesbian friendships.

• Caller Experiences:

  • Some lesbians have advice-giving relationships with straight male friends, but confirm it’s rare.

    “Once I get across that line where they know I'm not interested in them... the questions just start pouring out...” – Ashley, caller (40:20)

  • Jen notes wives trust their husbands with lesbian friends, so they're a safe hangout.

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Notable Quotes

• “Don’t just list things about yourself... Say, why you like those things.”
  —Sherry Burback on online profile tips (08:25)

• “Sometimes when Jeff is bitingly honest, it gets mean, and it hurts my feelings sometimes. So... I would like Jeff’s advice the least, but it’s probably the best because it’s the most honest.”
  —Wendy (24:08)

• “It may seem for some people... kind of alluring... but it's so energy draining... you always are paranoid about it.”
  —Jen on living with a secret (32:18)

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Segment Timestamps

• 01:24 – Sherry Burback on online dating mistakes and honesty
• 06:49 – Gender breakdown of online dating; remaining stigma
• 08:25 – Three profile tweaks for increased engagement
• 11:32 – Melissa’s date with a single dad: concerns and experiences
• 14:49 – Debating etiquette for letting someone down post-date
• 21:08 – “Cup of Doom” awkward question game begins
• 24:08 – Wendy on Jeff’s “brutal honesty”
• 29:48 – Jeff’s complaint about work boundaries
• 31:43 – Jen on being “out” and secrets
• 36:30 – Straight woman/gay man friendships; why not the reverse?
• 40:20 – Callers weigh in on lesbian/straight man friendships
• 43:39 – Jen on being the “safe” friend for married guys

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Summary

This Bert Show episode delivers on its promise of real, relatable—and often laugh-out-loud—conversations about love, life, and friendship. Whether dissecting the messiness of online dating, navigating the complexities of dating as a single parent, or challenging each other with cringeworthy questions, the cast brings honesty, wit, and warmth. Their candid exchange about the unique bonds between straight women and gay men versus other friendship dynamics is an especially engaging highlight—underscoring the value of respect, boundaries, and vulnerability in any relationship.

Whether you’re single, partnered, straight, gay, or just here for the laughs, this episode is densely packed with insights, empathy, and humor.

Transcript

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[Sherry Burback]

Hey, how are you?

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Good, how are you today?

[Sherry Burback]

I'm doing great, thanks.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

What are the biggest mistakes? Biggest mistakes people make in their profiles?

[Sherry Burback]

Oh, the profiles. Using a bad picture is a big one. You know, not taking a brand new picture of yourself, what you look like right now at this moment, instead of holding onto a picture that's a little bit too old or cropping out, you know, an ex girlfriend and Putting that up as your profile picture. That's a big no. No.

[Wendy]

One of my girlfriends is online dating right now, and she said a lot of guys have pictures of themselves up with girls in them.

[Sherry Burback]

Yes. With girls around there, you know, hanging onto them, you know, holding hands. Or maybe the guy has his hand around her shoulder and it's a. You know, it might be a friend, it might not be, but it gives the wr impression.

[Jen]

Now, Sheri, a new study came out today that Talked about how 90% of people lie in their online dating profiles. I mean, is that true? Do you find that, and I mean, do you encourage people to kind of tweak themselves, too?

[Sherry Burback]

Oh, I don't encourage people to lie. I'm not sure where you know what exactly they're talking about with lying. That makes it sound like everybody is just completely dishonest online. And I personally didn't find that, you know, maybe people tweak certain things that aren't a big deal. I don't know. You want to present your best self. So I think maybe some people are maybe saying they make a little bit more money than they do or they are taller or weigh a little bit less. But overall, I think people are pretty honest. That was just my personal experience.

[Jeff]

I think what people should do is they should say that they weigh more, that they're older than they are, put up a really bad picture. Because then when you meet someone in person, you're like, wow, what a surprise.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Rather than the other way around.

[Sherry Burback]

So much better than I thought it was going to look. Exactly.

[Jeff]

Mix it up, people.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

If somebody sends you a message that they're interested in you, what should you send back? Should it be a short message? Should it be like this whole profile? Should it be a generic profile? Should each and every one of them be specific?

[Sherry Burback]

Well, if somebody's sending you a message, they've probably already seen your profile. So you don't want to copy and paste your. Whatever you have in your profile and send it. So you do want to just do a short message to, you know, if you're interested in talking further with them, send them something short that they can respond back to. Don't give them your whole life history. Leave a little bit of mystery there, but let them know that you're interested in talking further. I mean, you want to get a date. That's the ultimate goal of this. You don't want a pen pal, so you do want to just keep things short and email back and forth until you feel comfortable enough where you want

[Melissa]

to meet and what Are the best dating online sites and what are the worst online profile sites that you can go to?

[Sherry Burback]

Well, I've heard of people that have met other people on just about every site. So I think any site can probably be good for you depending on if you have the right attitude and the right profile. Having said that, I think the larger services like Match.com or Yahoo personals usually give you a wider variety of people and that way you have a kind of a better chance to meet somebody.

[Wendy]

I'm sorry, are the ones you pay for often better than the free ones?

[Sherry Burback]

Yeah, I think so. I think people, if they're going to pay to set up a profile, they're going to be a little bit more serious about it. Those people tend to want more of a relationship, you know, rather than just they're testing it out. They're not. Maybe they're not even out of a relationship. They're not sure if they want to meet someone. If you pay to have a profile set up, you're probably more serious about it and it's probably you're going to meet more quality people that way.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Are there some websites, dating websites that sort of have their own niche, their own brand, like eharmony would be for older people? There would be another one that Generally if you're 24 or younger, you go to.

[Sherry Burback]

There are some sites really match.com kind of encompasses everybody, but there are some sites like eharmony. I've heard that people who are more interested in marriage will go to eharmony. I don't know if that's really true. That's what I've heard from people. That's not kind of the brand they push, but I think that's kind of the perception that people have about them. Sites like Perfect Match will give you a combination of like match.com and eHarmony, where you're set up with people through their site, but you're also able to search for profiles. So I'm not sure that there's any site that really caters to one person. There are some niche dating sites that you can check out too, if you have a specific interest. Like you really love horseback riding or you're echo conscious and you want to look at a green dating site. There are sites like that. And then the advantage in those is you have an immediate point of common interest with somebody. Then if you go on a site like that. But generally a larger site will get you pretty much no matter what age you are, will get you a wider variety of people that you can meet

[Wendy]

who dates More online men or women?

[Sherry Burback]

I think men date more online than women, actually, just from the people that have come to me for help with profiles. And I seem to come across more men that date online.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Is there still a stigma attached to online dating? Like, I think Melissa's a little old school about online dating, where she still feels it's a little bit desperate.

[Sherry Burback]

You know, I think there is and there shouldn't be because it's just. It's such a great way to meet people. I think it's kind of that unknown, and so people are. Have. Are afraid of it, and they. All they hear is horror stories as opposed to the really positive stories. You know, I hear a lot of people that have met really somebody totally perfect for them online dating. And it's somebody that maybe that lived in the same area and they just had never met in all the years that they lived in that area. But it took the Internet to introduce them. But I think there is kind of a stigma and there shouldn't be. So don't be afraid of it.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Yeah, I think it comes from personal ads back in the day. They just seem so cheesy and so desperate.

[Jen]

Back in the newspaper, when online dating first started, it was for people who didn't feel socially confident. So I think that it was just for a certain. A certain age group. I think 35 and older. Online dating was something new. And it's for people who couldn't hang on their own in the clubs.

[Sherry Burback]

But, you know, yeah, I think you get busy when you get to be a certain age. You, you know, even if you're not married, you start taking care of family, you start working more. You kind of have the same friend group. You don't meet as many friends as you do when you're in your 20s, so you tend to meet less people when you get a little bit older. And I think that's how online dating really got started.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

So some final advice. Let's say there's somebody checking us out this morning that has had a profile, or they're on a bunch of different sites and they just don't seem to be getting any responses at all with their profile. What's three tweaks they can make today to change their profile enough to where they might start to get some responses.

[Sherry Burback]

Okay. First of all, let your personality come through in your profile. Don't just list things about yourself. Don't say, I like wine and football and American Idol. Say, why you like those things. I developed a passion for wine tasting when I went to the French vineyards. Something like that even those little bit of changes will help add a little bit more personality to your profile. Also, don't be negative. Don't use your profile as a chance to just complain about dating. And really a great picture will really set you up and go far. So have somebody take a digital camera, go out, take a bunch of pictures of yourself and add pictures that also add to your story. So have pictures where you're doing something you like, where you have something in the background that tells a little bit about yourself. Have the pictures add to your personality just as well as your essay.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

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[Jen]

Thanks so much.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Thanks Sherry.

[Sherry Burback]

Thanks. Bye bye bye.

[Bert]

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[Host (possibly Burt)]

today the vert show so how'd it go this weekend here? I mean it's a pretty big deal. I mean, single dad wants to take you out. You were sort of on the fence about it.

[Melissa]

Kind of on the fence because we talked earlier in the week and all the time that I've been going out, I've been meeting a lot more dads that have had children and I didn' know if I want children. I still don't know if I want children. I'm only 24.

[Jeff]

And you've been hanging out a lot of Monkey Joes, right? Looking for guys there?

[Melissa]

Actually Johnny has hideaway.

[Jeff]

Yeah. Okay.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Different kind of daddy. That's a sugar daddy.

[Melissa]

No, I mean I'm just not sure if I really want children yet. And it's. It was concerning with me and getting involved with a single dad because when you introduce, when you get introduced with to the kid at all and I don't want that responsibility just yet or I don't think I did. So I had a date lined up with this guy who had had a couple of conversations with, seemed really awes. So on Sunday we went to a sports bar and just watched some sports and had a couple of beers and some dinner. And I have to say it was probably the most attentive date I've ever had. Very concerned and asking me questions and getting to know about me. So conversation was great. Actually talked about his child for a little while, which I thought was cool. Showed me pictures and was just a really awesome dad, which I thought was cool cause he's caring. But besides that there was just no chemistry and I wanted there to be chemistry because he was so attentive. Like I think I've never been on a date where someone was just so concerned about getting to know you as a person.

[Jen]

How crazy Isn't that the point of a date?

[Melissa]

Weird kind of the point of the date.

[Wendy]

But I mean it sounds like he was a Respectful guy too.

[Melissa]

Very respectful. Concerned about if I was doing okay, if I needed anything else on the table.

[Jen]

But.

[Melissa]

But yeah, there's just.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

And guys you normally go out with. That's not the case.

[Melissa]

I mean, just constantly making sure if I needed anything. I mean, no, like, guys don't really ask questions. I mean, sometimes it's an incompet comfortable conversation, but they don't really, like, ask about your life and where you grew up and what else about you.

[Wendy]

Sometimes guys like to talk about themselves.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Bird the entire time.

[Jeff]

And you guys do or don't like that.

[Jen]

Did you say something, Jeff?

[Melissa]

But other than that, there was no chemistry. And. But I honestly, I would never be opposed to dating a single dad because I thought it was great.

[Wendy]

You sort of open the doors to that category. Just not necessarily this dude.

[Melissa]

Yeah, not necessarily this guy. But there was nothing bad about him having a kid. I was actually really excited to learn about. About his child.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Do you think that you would run into the same situation with other single dads just because you guys are at such different places in your life that there's just not. It doesn't even afford the time to be sort of compatible right now?

[Melissa]

Maybe. But I just. I mean, I don't know.

[Wendy]

I mean, you don't.

[Jen]

You don't know if it's a conscious thought that you didn't have chemistry or if it was just. It would have been there whether he was a single dad or not.

[Melissa]

I think so. I mean, yeah, I didn't have a problem that he had a kid. That was not even the issue. There's just no spark. There was nothing in the world.

[Wendy]

You didn't want it. Smooch him.

[Melissa]

There was no wanting to kiss him, go do a movie afterwards. There was just nothing there.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Do you think that he was feeling the same way on his end or you think he's still interested?

[Melissa]

I think he was still interested at the end of the date. So I haven't text him back. He text me as soon as we got done with the date saying he had a great time. And I was like, I had a great time too, but I haven't really established that there won't be another date.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Now here's. This is the interesting question right here, because as we said last week, is that if you're a single parent, the last thing in the world you have is time. Right. It's all about time management.

[Melissa]

Sure.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

So if you're a single parent and you get past the first date, you're still into it, but the person that you're with isn't. Would you just want to know on that second date or that second call just to say, hey, it's just not working for me, so you don't have to continue to go and waste your time.

[Jen]

Yeah, I mean, I think. I think it goes back to our conversation last week about there being a little more responsibility in communication when it comes to this. Him being, you know, communicating about his child and. And you being honest about how you feel about it. So maybe if, you know, there's really no shot, then maybe you do need to shut that door with him.

[Wendy]

I don't think you have to say anything after one date. I think you can just not return the phone call and not return the text, and it's fine.

[Jeff]

Cut it off.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

So the rules are the same, that if you're not interested, you just let

[Wendy]

it fade after one date, had they been out on three or four? Yes, it's worth a conversation or at least an exchange of an email or a text or something like that. But I think after one date, say,

[Jen]

there's a part of me that I feel bad. Like, I don't want him to think that it was because he's a dad,

[Wendy]

but that'd be me.

[Jen]

I'm just saying. I don't know if that applies, but

[Jeff]

I'd be like, so maybe there's some e card that says, I would like you even if you didn't, or I would not like you even if you had no kids.

[Jen]

Yeah, exactly like that.

[Jeff]

Type of. So there's gotta be a way to convey that message.

[Jen]

Blue Mountain, I'm sure has something with some kind of airbrush. You know, it's you. Yeah. It's not the kid.

[Wendy]

It's you.

[Melissa]

Can I.

[Jen]

Can I go? Can I babysit your kid then?

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Hey, Roxy. Good morning.

[Sherry Burback]

Good morning. Hey, guys. I'm actually in the same sort of situation, but I'm the one with the kids, okay? And I'm dating a guy who's forcing me to communicate all the time. It's kind of opposite of what y' all are doing. But I would want to know because it is all about time management, and it's hard to balance sometimes. But this guy I'm with is just so wonderful. He's so understanding when like, well, I can't go tonight. One of the kids is sick or whatever. But I would be honest with him. If you don't think there's gonna be another date, I would tell him after one date. Well, I mean, if she doesn't want to go out with him again, yeah.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Okay, so doesn't. Wouldn't that be determined on how many. How aggressive he is at trying to get a second date? Like, if he keeps texting her, then at that point, shouldn't she say something? Or is she obligated immediately right now, the next time he texts to say, look, this isn't working for me?

[Sherry Burback]

Well, if she likes being pursued, then, yeah, keep letting him text her. I'm just saying.

[Melissa]

I mean, he hasn't text back after the initial text, and we did talk about how it's hard for him to date, but it literally. And the other key factor was that I don't think he's been divorced that long either. I think it's only been less than maybe eight months since he's been divorced, so I don't.

[Wendy]

Still pissed off.

[Melissa]

I can't tell.

[Bert]

I can't.

[Melissa]

I mean, I don't know.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

She stopped listening.

[Melissa]

I just wanted to talk about me. No, I mean, yeah. He said it's a problem dating. He's. He was like, thanks for taking a chance on me. Thanks for coming out and spending time with me. So I think that was a little bit of a iffy factor, too.

[Jen]

I don't want to be the real.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

I'm on the opposite end of Jen on this. I think if he texts you again or he calls you again, I think if I'm you just because he's a single dad and there's a time management issue there, I just go, hey, man, thanks so much, but this is more of a friendship thing for me than anything else.

[Melissa]

But that's only if.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

If. Yeah, I mean, I don't think you have to volunteer that. You're saying it was. So if he texts three, four, five

[Wendy]

times, everybody gets the point. If you don't hear from someone, they're not interested whether you got kids or not.

[Jeff]

And then if it.

[Wendy]

That's the universal sign of I'm not interested is ignore.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Hey, Adam, We've got about 10 seconds here, man.

[Sherry Burback]

Hey, I'm a single dad, and I do have custody of my kid. It's just kind of. You do have to let him know because we really don't have time to waste time with everything else.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

So, like, she doesn't need to volunteer it, though, right? Like, if he texts or calls, then she'll let him know.

[Sherry Burback]

Yeah, that would be fine.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Okay, I'm gonna do it.

[Jen]

You're.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Let him slide.

[Melissa]

There's no text message yet, so I don't have to worry about it. I guess I'll worry about that if it comes in or the phone calls come in, but right now, no.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

The bird show.

[Bert]

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[Jeff]

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[Bert]

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[Melissa]

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[Sherry Burback]

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[Jeff]

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[Host (possibly Burt)]

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[Jen]

And somebody's out of the show the rest of the time.

[Jeff]

So let's not do it.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Someone's gonna be hurt. It's probably gonna be you.

[Jeff]

I don't. I've never been hurt by these.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

I know you haven't.

[Melissa]

And when coming up with these questions, I wanted mine to be, like, the best uncomfortable questions. So they were really good. But then I'm like, why did I just.

[Jeff]

Tracy, by the way, said yours were the best, worst.

[Jen]

Oh, really?

[Melissa]

Yeah.

[Jen]

So congratulations.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Wendy went deep on this one.

[Melissa]

I wanted to win the competition that wasn't really a competition, but now I'm regretting it.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Well, it was a tricky assignment because you had to write questions that were gonna be uncomfortable for others, but not so uncomfortable that if you got your own question, you had to answer it.

[Jen]

Right, so. Yeah, I mean, is it possible for us to hurt our own feelings in this game?

[Wendy]

Yes, possibly.

[Jen]

I'm offended by this question, and I wrote it.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Should we just go right in order?

[Wendy]

Yeah, let's start. Do you want to say where it came from? Do you remember where it came from?

[Jen]

Torture and hell.

[Wendy]

Was it one of your wives or one of your friends? Wives.

[Jeff]

It was somebody who asked a question about. And then Burt brought up the question where Jessica asked me to compare her ass to some other girl's ass when we were walking to the mall.

[Wendy]

It was the one where, if your wife came to you and said, if I wasn't here and you had to hook up with one of my friends, who would it be? You have to answer it like, which one of your wife's friends you would want to make out with?

[Host (possibly Burt)]

And it's gonna be an uncomfortable. And you really don't want the answer.

[Wendy]

That's that kind of question. Right?

[Host (possibly Burt)]

All right, Jeff, since you are unbreakable, why don't you go first?

[Jeff]

That's it.

[Wendy]

Oh, cup of doom.

[Jeff]

Don't I draw it and read it?

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Or Bert's going for it, or I'm going to. If you had to call one member of the show to bail you out of jail, who would you call and why?

[Jeff]

Tracy. Because she's the one who would not be drunk.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

She'd be like, I can't leave my baby. There's no chance I'm leaving my baby.

[Jeff]

She'd bring her baby to jail.

[Melissa]

That was an easy question.

[Jen]

See, I was obviously one yours.

[Wendy]

I was writing nice ones.

[Jeff]

Oh, that was yours.

[Jen]

We're gonna get to the point now. We just own our question.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Oh, sorry, Jen.

[Wendy]

Okay, what is this one?

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Which Burt show member do you like the least and why. Oh, do I like.

[Jen]

That's uncomfortable.

[Wendy]

Why do I like the least? God, I don't like anybody the least.

[Jeff]

Do you count? Are you counting interns?

[Wendy]

Current or former? Because I can pick out some former ones real quick.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Ones we haven't talked to in five years. So there's nothing uncomfortable about it at all.

[Jeff]

Say, Jamie Massey.

[Wendy]

Does it have to be who wrote it? Does it have to be current?

[Host (possibly Burt)]

If we are trying to make this as uncomfortable as we can for each other, I think it's got to be

[Jeff]

one us current employee. Yeah,

[Wendy]

I don't really like any of you guys the least, I would say. I mean, I just.

[Jeff]

You look uncomfortable.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Well, that's a crappy question.

[Melissa]

It is a crappy question.

[Wendy]

It's an uncomfortable question. I'm trying to think, because the first thing that came to my mind was Jeff. But I like Jeff the least in certain situations because he is the most honest with me, and it makes me squirm the most. So I would say sometimes when Jeff is bitingly honest, it gets mean, and it hurts my feelings sometimes. So I would say I would like Jeff's advice the least, but it's probably the best because it's the most honest. Does that make any sense?

[Jeff]

Real talk to you. That's a good, safe answer.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

That was a safe answer.

[Wendy]

Like when you sat me down at Sean's that night, and after we had lots and lots of beer that day,

[Jeff]

that made me uncomfortable, and you were,

[Wendy]

like, really, really harsh. It was really, really great advice, like, relationship advice and just life advice to me. But it kind of stung for days.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

If I were you, Jeff, I'd take that as a compliment. Like, if there's somebody in your life that you could totally trust no matter what, even if they hurt your feelings about it, but they'll give you brutal honesty. That's a person you keep close to.

[Jeff]

Bert, just so you know going forward that I will take any criticism of me and manipulate it into a compliment.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

I don't have to do it for you.

[Jeff]

You don't have to give me that advice, Captain.

[Wendy]

I got it.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

I wouldn't have been able to think that fast. I'm very proud of you.

[Melissa]

That was good.

[Wendy]

Well, because it's not like I really love you guys. I mean, I really love everybody in this room.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Oh, I think I know.

[Jen]

Oh. What?

[Host (possibly Burt)]

I think you've shown.

[Jen]

I don't know what that means.

[Jeff]

Well, I just want to modify my answer to say I would call Tracy to bail me out of jail, and I certainly Will not call Jen now because she'll be like, oh, really? Well, you have a good time there. And the drunk tank. As I recollect our conversation at Sean's.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Melissa, have you had a sexual dream about another Burt show member?

[Wendy]

Who.

[Jen]

I had a sexual dream about Jen since we've been on the show, but it didn't go well this morning. Not this morning. It didn't go real far. It was the got there and then I woke up before any action.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Why don't you hate that?

[Jen]

But that's, that's. I'm trying to think if I've had a sex dream about anybody else.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Did you try to put yourself back to sleep so you could be in the same situation?

[Jen]

I don't have to answer follow up questions.

[Sherry Burback]

Wait, no, wait.

[Wendy]

Can I ask a follow up question?

[Host (possibly Burt)]

It's like a senate hearing. You're looking for counsel.

[Jen]

No comment.

[Wendy]

In your dreams that I have bigger boobs?

[Jen]

I don't have a problem with your boobs.

[Wendy]

Oh, man. I was just hoping at least in somebody's dream I could have big boobs.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

She's more offended by that. That you don't have a problem with her boobs or anything else. Wendy.

[Wendy]

Good Lord.

[Jeff]

I hope Wendy draws one of her own just to teach her a lesson about really, really investing in these events.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

I have a feeling this one came from Wendy. If you could take back your virginity from your first partner, would you?

[Melissa]

Yeah, I'll call myself my question now.

[Jen]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

That is your question.

[Melissa]

It is my question.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

That is instant karma.

[Wendy]

That's good. That's actually a good question.

[Melissa]

No. Yes, I would. It was just nothing that I think I wanted to do at the time, but it's just something I felt I had to do, so absolutely would take it back.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

90% of women would probably say the same thing.

[Melissa]

Yeah.

[Sherry Burback]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

What class did he teach?

[Melissa]

He was not a teacher.

[Jeff]

Oh.

[Wendy]

What sport did he coach?

[Melissa]

He was my age.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Well, it looks like that's all the time we have for on this segment. I'm just kidding. Who in your personal life have you been surprised that you had a sexual dream about?

[Jeff]

We are pervy. This is where it goes.

[Wendy]

This is the 4, 8:30 show.

[Jen]

7:30 in the morning.

[Jeff]

Jail friend. Pervy dream. Virginity. Pervy dream.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Who in your personal life have you been surprised you had a sexual dream about Dopeine? I want to answer honestly, but I'm like crucial. I've been surprised. None of them have surprised me. I've had. I had a. Oh, I remember. Yes. And I've talked about this on the air before. Remember I had a sexual dream about my sister in law.

[Jeff]

You did?

[Jen]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

This was years and years and years ago.

[Wendy]

Your wife's brother.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

My wife's brother's wife. I couldn't figure out.

[Wendy]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

For the life of me, even today I can't figure out why.

[Wendy]

Had you just been like around each other.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Around each other or something that weekend? Yeah. And then I came home that week and I'm like, what? Really? Somewhere deep down in there, we're doing

[Melissa]

two rounds of this.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Yeah.

[Wendy]

Yours is an easy question.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Oh, this one. This is a great one.

[Wendy]

I'm not the worst one so far, by the way.

[Bert]

You did.

[Jeff]

Are we doing this draft style? So now you answer too, and we go back the other way.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

I wasn't planning on it. This is a good one for you to take, though. What's your top complaint about our listeners?

[Jeff]

Oh, they're there all the time.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Yeah. Doesn't that suck now? That suck being part of a show that has ratings.

[Jen]

You had one yesterday.

[Jeff]

I did,

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

No, I could bring that one up. I don't really have a complaint about the listeners because I honestly appreciate them, but I have a complaint about people in general. And I think it applies more to professionals or professional peers. But I have a complaint. And thank you, Melissa, for reminding me of this because I complained about it yesterday.

[Jen]

He was going off about it yesterday.

[Jeff]

When people think that between 5:30 and 10, when we're doing the show that there is like access to us. So it's, hey, I'm gonna stop by. Like, people show up in the studio sometimes with, you know, a clown to promote the circus. Yeah. I just need to get in the studio and let the bird show know the circus is in town. Like, seriously, come on. Like, we're doing a show. Like, it's not. I get. I think so. My complaint would be, and again, this doesn't. This applies more to business associates than peers. That while our job is very fun and very low key and I think we do a great job of making it appear easy, that there is still work that goes into it. And I would like a little more appreciation for the fact that when we are working, it really is work.

[Wendy]

Sort of respecting those boundaries.

[Jeff]

Yes.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

The dude that I used to work with in Dallas used to tell his wife when they were first starting to go out and she would call him during the show for like, personal stuff, like to pick something up. He'd say, look, if Bon Jovi was on stage, would his wife be on the side stage going, hey, don't forget to bring up some milk when you get off stage. It was the same thing for him. Like this is his stage right here.

[Jen]

I'm surprised she was calling him during the show.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Jen.

[Jen]

Yes.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Have you ever. You guys are sexual, man. Have you guys ever. Have you ever paid for sex or any sexual services?

[Wendy]

No. Why would a woman have to.

[Bert]

That is very true.

[Jeff]

So have you ever just.

[Melissa]

You can just go down to the Buckhead bars.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

Have you ever?

[Wendy]

Yeah, I mean, I could walk to the 711 right now and walk to. Hey, would you like to. Yeah.

[Sherry Burback]

Okay.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

That's actually our 8:15 bit.

[Wendy]

Oh, good. Okay.

[Jeff]

7:11 random or whatever.

[Wendy]

You know what I mean? Like that women don't. That's a bad question to direct at a woman.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Melissa, true or false? I have a huge personal secret that I haven't shared with anybody on the bird show for fear it will be exposed on the air.

[Jen]

No, because I think the biggest skeleton in my closet is that I'm gay. And I think everybody knows that by now.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

And you're serious about that thing?

[Jen]

Yeah, there are some people that actually think that I'm lying about it. No, that would have been. I mean that would have been the answer up until age 25, of course. But I think that by growing up with such what I considered a huge secret that would cause people not to love me anymore. Is what you think then? I think that since then it's, you know, I. That, that pretty much took the cake for my.

[Jeff]

If we asked that question at 22 year old, Melissa, would you have been paranoid that we knew?

[Jen]

Yes.

[Jeff]

So would.

[Jen]

You're always paranoid.

[Sherry Burback]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

Oh my God. They know.

[Jen]

Yeah. When you're trying to hide something. And that's. I mean that's. I think that's just the thing about hiding something is like it may seem for some people, you know, kind of alluring or something in the beginning, but it's. It's so energy draining that it just. You always are paranoid about it.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

If we were both 22 and you hadn't told us publicly, I would have assumed you were a lesbian because you would have been ignoring me sexually.

[Jen]

But see, it's really.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

And the only reason why is because you're a lesbian. You're just not attracted to dudes, right?

[Jen]

Well, up until 22 I was going out with guys, so I did enough to get by.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Okay.

[Jen]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

This is a good one for you, Wendy. And it's probably one that came from you.

[Melissa]

Perfect.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

If you had to pick one person on the show to kiss for a Solid two minutes. Who would it be and why?

[Melissa]

Wait, I've already done that. I mean, I've kissed a couple of

[Host (possibly Burt)]

you guys, but this one, you get to choose.

[Wendy]

You have to choose. And it's a solid two minutes.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

That's eternity.

[Melissa]

Two minutes.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Two minutes.

[Jen]

Oh, Lord.

[Jeff]

Feeling oddly competitive right now.

[Wendy]

Golly.

[Melissa]

I'd have to go with Jen because I don't want to kiss any of the guys.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

I knew she was gonna slay him.

[Sherry Burback]

I knew you were gonna take the

[Host (possibly Burt)]

easy way out on that.

[Melissa]

Of the guys I've already kissed Bert uncomfortable. Jeff didn't.

[Jen]

Yeah, well, because she knows that Jenna be equally uncomfortable. They'll do the whole, like, rip their lips out as much as possible, but

[Wendy]

else you pick the one girl who's not into girls. I think the one person who's not into girls.

[Jeff]

And the cool thing with Jan is you could go up her shirt and pretend it's a boy.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Oh, dear.

[Wendy]

That's not true. I wear padded bras.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

I drew an easy one for the last one. Do you think you are the best looking member of the show? Absolutely. I mean, it's not even close.

[Wendy]

We still.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

I mean, we'll do these from time to time. They're still. I think that was an easy first round. To be honest with you, Jen, you drew a tough one. Yeah, but in general, I think that was a pretty easy first round.

[Jen]

Why do you want to make it even more?

[Host (possibly Burt)]

I mean, because it's just not.

[Jen]

Why do you want to sabotage the show?

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Hey, the bird show.

[Bert]

Okay, can we talk about how confusing weight loss has become? Like, one minute it's carbs are bad, and then the next it's no, actually, carbs are fine, but only if you walk 10,000 steps and drink a green juice. And honestly, it's just a lot. And then even if you do lose the weight, keeping it off is a whole different story. If you're struggling and want something that fits your real life, hers can help. It's designed to support you in reaching your goals in a way that actually fits your life. That's why weight loss by hers is getting so much attention right now. Hers connects you with licensed medical providers who who create doctor developed treatment plans tailored to you. They offer access to an affordable range of FDA approved GLP1 medications, including the Wegovy pill and the Wegovy pen. It helps regulate your appetite so you eat less and keep the weight off. If you're ready to reach your goals and want to try something new, visit for hers.combert to get personalized affordable care that gets you that's f o r h e r s.combert fourhers.combert weighls by hers is not available in all 50 states will go be a registered trademark of Novo Nordisk A s to get started and learn more including important safety information with Gobi clinical study information and restrictions, visit borhearst.com what's up everybody?

[Jeff]

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[Melissa]

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[Jeff]

The Bird Show I've got a question

[Wendy]

for the straights and for the gays, and this is a discussion I was having with a straight guy over the weekend. Okay, what I can't quite comprehend is why straight women and gay men have such a love affair with one another. Like love, love, love gay men. Like, I have so many gay male friends in my life. We talk about everything. We do all kinds of fun things together. We go out, we have dinner. We just have so many different things in common, including our interest in men. And so it can go towards that type of conversation as well. You know, all kinds of things, tips and advice I can learn from from my gay male friends. Well, here's my questions for the straights and the gays. Why don't men and lesbians have that same camaraderie with each other? Because couldn't they learn just as much about women together as straight women and gay men do? Like, why is the love affair going across the. Like if there's a tic toe, a tic tac toe board or whatever, why is it going one way across the board but not the other way across the board?

[Jen]

Because the guy's still trying. Like a straight guy, straight Guys in my life, there's not the same, I think, respect factor for the relationship. Like straight women, I think, have a respect for the gay guy and his boyfriend. Yeah, I don't. And I'm generalizing here. Certainly it's not every straight guy, but a lot of times that's a straight man's fantasies to women. So especially if it's a good looking lesbian he wants to be friends with, he's trying to hit that. He's not trying to be buddies with her and get advice on women.

[Wendy]

But if they could get sort of past that point, maybe it wasn't a good looking lesbian couple. Maybe it's a lesbian couple that you don't like, Bert. That you don't find attractive. Couldn't you learn something from what she's doing with her girlfriend? Like, and, you know, so maybe some, you know, some techniques or some, you know, whatever. Because, you know.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Well, it would be the reason why we've received emails before from women that say that they ask their men to watch adult movies with women in them. So their guys will learn from the women in the movies, will kind of

[Wendy]

learn what's going on. Exactly. Well, and I mean, if straight men were comfortable with it, they may ask their women to watch gay men in the same way. Right? That's the reverse. It's not different. That's the reverse situation.

[Jeff]

If there was a core line called these gay men are smaller than Jeff down there, then I would consider it.

[Wendy]

Then you would consider it.

[Jeff]

Sure.

[Wendy]

I don't know. I just think that there's just this love affair between straight women and gay men. And I think that. But it's such a great relationship because I don't feel threatened at all. I know they're not interested in me at all, and that is such a great place to be. But it's still different than having a girlfriend because it's a guy. I don't know. I just wish that straight guys and lesbians were the same way.

[Jeff]

I think the difference, the guy difference is from a guy's mentality. Because I certainly think I'm friendly enough with Melissa that I could go ask her any questions like that. But I think if that thought occurred to me, my first thought would be, well, she's a lesbian, so they do things differently. So it doesn't. Number one, it doesn't apply. And number two, I can figure it out.

[Wendy]

No, you can't. You could really learn a lot, but you can't.

[Jeff]

Like, that's the logic. A guy's logic. A guy doesn't Ask for directions, driving a car.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

We got this.

[Jeff]

Why is he gonna ask for questions?

[Host (possibly Burt)]

We got to have the same relationship.

[Jeff]

Like, it doesn't.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

And it puts you in a vulnerable. It would put you in a vulnerable spot. Right. You'd feel.

[Jeff]

Cause you have to admit to Melissa,

[Host (possibly Burt)]

like, hey, or whoever, something ain't right. Yeah.

[Wendy]

That maybe you need some help with something. See, to me, it's an interesting curiosity. Like, with my gay male friends, I'm like, well, do you do this or what do you do when this is happening?

[Jeff]

Because girls like to talk and blah, blah, blah.

[Wendy]

Guys, maybe we're more receptive to getting advice because, I mean, I've really gotten some good advice from my gay male friends.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Hey, Ashley. Good morning. You're on the Burt Show.

[Sherry Burback]

Hi, guys. Love the show.

[Bert]

Thank you.

[Sherry Burback]

I am gay, and I have kind of that advice relationship with my straight friends, my straight guy friends. I don't like to necessarily be one of the dudes, you know, where they want to talk about every girl that walks by and what she's rocking and that kind of thing where it gets just gross. But once I get across that line where they know I'm not interested in them and they can forget about it and they're comfortable with that, the questions just start pouring out and, you know, from everything sexual to relationship, like, I have no problem giving that advice. And we can kind of talk about that, and it seems to really help them.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Thank you for coming.

[Wendy]

So you're the exception.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Here's Angie. Good morning.

[Sherry Burback]

Hey. Yeah, I think it's the fact that some men, of course. Generalizing again, that some men have. Can't comprehend the fact that every woman doesn't want them.

[Jeff]

I'm pretty sure that Melissa doesn't want me. Yeah. I don't think that's an issue. She's really made that really abundantly clear.

[Jen]

I see what you're saying, though. It is. Yeah. Because, I mean, instead of guys asking advice on what. How they can please, you know, women or whatever about women, they're always asking us, well, what do you do? I don't understand, like, why you. Seriously. I mean, you've never been with a guy, you know, so it's. Yeah. The relationships.

[Wendy]

I wonder how it's satisfying with the missing pieces parts.

[Jen]

Gay men and straight women have a lot more in common than straight men and lesbians do. It's just strange interest of the way they. Yeah, just. I think it's. It's the way they see women is different. What they appreciate about women is different.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Where guys are More physical in the physical. And women are not. Hey, Chas. Good Morning. You're on Q100.

[Sherry Burback]

Good morning, guys. Can I just say how much I've missed y' all since I moved away from Atlanta?

[Wendy]

Oh, we're glad you're back.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

You sure can.

[Sherry Burback]

I'm visiting today for a business meeting, and I'm so glad to be able to listen to you.

[Jeff]

Thank you.

[Sherry Burback]

You know, I was saying earlier how much. How great of an opportunity it is to hang out with all my stray drive friends. I mean, you know, we're all checking out girls at the same time, but, I mean, I'm giving them advice. My friends over in Augusta, I just gave him advice because he's all shy about this girl he's trying to talk to. And, you know, I'm kind of metrosexualing him up. So I'm like, this is how you gotta talk to him. And this is. You know, and it's great because there's no sexual tension there between us. So it really opens up an opportunity to have great friends. But at the same time, you know, my girlfriend and I, our best friend is a drag queen. So, I mean, it's great. It's just awesome. It's an awesome dynamic.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

So she's on. She's so there.

[Wendy]

Yeah. So there are some lesbian and straight men friendships.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

Hey, Melissa. Good morning, Yellow.

[Melissa]

Hello.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

We can't end on that note or can we? Every guy. Every guy friend I have is because I'm gay. She was gonna say so. She's already taken sort of advantage of that. Like, all her guy friends ask her for advice all the time.

[Jen]

Well, the one thing, though, like, you know, the straight guy friends I do have, like, they. I'm the only girl they can hang out with that their wives are okay with. You know, like, sometimes when a guy. Straight guys don't want to hang out with the. You know, in the. You know, the. The man room with their buddies and just want to have a more casual night, then. Then, yeah, I'm the one that their wives trust.

[Host (possibly Burt)]

You're safe. Yeah, Totally safe. Makes sense.

[Jeff]

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[Wendy]

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[Bert]

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[Host (possibly Burt)]

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[Wendy]

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[Bert]

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[Wendy]

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[Sherry Burback]

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[Host (possibly Burt)]

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[Wendy]

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[Melissa]

Did the car have a sunroof?

[Host (possibly Burt)]

It did, actually.

[Bert]

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[Wendy]

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[Bert]

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