Full Show PT 1: Thursday, November 6 [Vault]

Summary

The Bert Show: "Full Show PT 1: Thursday, November 6 [Vault]"

Air Date: November 6, 2025
Host: Bert, with the Bert Show team
Key Guests: Charlie, Heather, Kelly, Leah
Episode Focus: The dramatic, real-life love triangle and proposal saga of Charlie and Heather

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Episode Overview

This episode delivers an emotional rollercoaster as the Bert Show dives deep into the ongoing saga between listener Charlie and his girlfriend Heather. After a public proposal that didn’t go as planned, Charlie plans to propose again—with a spectacular gesture in front of Heather’s family. But the Bert Show uncovers shocking new developments: Heather may be reconnecting with an ex, and what Charlie doesn't know might change everything. Over multiple segments, the show navigates misunderstandings, miscommunications, and, ultimately, a heartfelt live on-air proposal.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Charlie’s Proposal Dilemma (01:01–02:55)

• Charlie calls in to recap his situation: eight months prior, he proposed to Heather at the Space Needle, but she said she “wasn’t ready.”
• Now, he plans to propose again at a family dinner in St. Louis, with a platinum, two-carat ring and a banner—without knowing everything happening behind the scenes.

Notable Quote:

"I got two carrots on a platinum setting. And so I call the manager at the restaurant...will you marry me, Heather? I love you forever."
—Charlie (02:25)

2. Urgent Warning from a Co-Worker (03:06–03:54)

• Kelly, a co-worker, urgently calls in: “He cannot get on that plane.”
• She reveals Heather is in St. Louis not just for family, but to reunite with her ex-boyfriend—her high school sweetheart, to whom she was also previously engaged.

Notable Quote:

“She’s not there because her grandmother’s sick...she hooked up with her ex-boyfriend...She’s planning on quitting her job and moving back.”
—Kelly (03:15)

3. The Search to Warn Charlie (03:57–04:53)

• Chaos ensues as the Bert Show tries desperately to reach Charlie and prevent a public disaster.
• They recount calling airports, leaving messages—eventually reaching him only after he’s landed.

Memorable Moment:

“I checked my voicemail—14 messages. Two work-related, the rest from friends, and one from you guys and a couple from Heather.”
—Charlie (05:01)

4. Piecing Together the Truth (07:07–08:46)

• The team tries to clarify: Did Charlie know about Heather’s rumored rekindling with her ex? Did his friends warn him, and would he still go through with the proposal?
• Despite evidence piling up and warnings, Charlie insists on attending the party.

Insightful Exchange:

Bert: “You’re not really assuming at this point—now you’re just ignoring knowledge.”
(08:41)

5. Cliffhanger and Audience Suspense (08:49–11:25)

• Charlie teases that to do the story justice, Heather or her sister Leah should join to tell their side.
• The Bert Show (and listeners) are left hanging until the next day—heightening audience investment.

Memorable Joke:

“It really better be good. There had better been bloodshed.”
—Bert (11:12)

6. Heather’s Side—Clearing the Air (11:49–14:58)

• Heather joins to explain that the ex (Scott) is now dating her sister, Leah—not her.
• She attributes the workplace rumor spiral to out-of-context snippets caught by Kelly.
• She confirms she wasn’t moving back to St. Louis: “She must have heard bits and pieces.”

7. The Confrontation and Proposal at the Restaurant (14:58–16:43)

• Heather confides she learned of the proposal plan and confronted Charlie at the restaurant before he could go through with it.
• She felt the spontaneity and meaning had been “ruined,” preferring not to be proposed to under these circumstances.

Notable Quote:

"I basically said that I didn’t want him to go through with it...even with the banner and everything else he was planning, it just wouldn’t be as special to me."
—Heather (15:40)

8. Charlie’s On-Air Proposal and Happy Ending (15:54–18:39)

• In a heartfelt surprise, Charlie proposes live on air with a moving speech.

Notable Quotes:

“It is amazing that days, months, years went by and I was able to survive without you...I cannot imagine even one minute not having you in my world...I hope today you will say yes when I ask you.”
—Charlie (15:58–16:43)

“Of course I will.”
—Heather (16:43)

• Charlie orchestrates a limo pick-up for Heather, a surprise day off from work, and a mysterious getaway, showing his flair for the dramatic and romantic.
• The whole team celebrates the moment after so much drama and suspense.

9. Post-Proposal Update: A New Life Together (19:05–21:39)

• Some time later, Bert calls Charlie for an update.
• Charlie reveals: after the on-air proposal, they set a wedding date (October 18th), found out Heather was pregnant, postponed the wedding, and are excited for their growing family.

Memorable Exchange:

Bert: “So since we talked to you, what’s happened between you guys?”
Charlie: “The next day, she left me for a woman. I’m just kidding. Actually, we planned a wedding date for October 18, and in March, we found out that she was pregnant.”
(20:07–20:24)

• The show wraps up with warm congratulations.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments by Timestamp

• Charlie’s elaborate proposal plan:
  “I got a two carat on a platinum setting...I’m gonna come out of the kitchen with the banner and the ring on a tray...” (02:23)
• Kelly’s dramatic warning:
  “She’s not there because her grandmother’s sick...she hooked up with her ex boyfriend.” (03:15)
• Charlie finds out by voicemail:
  “I had 14 messages...some from friends and a couple from Heather.” (05:01)
• Heather reveals the ex is now dating her sister:
  “My sister Leah...she started dating Scott, and...it became more of a serious thing.” (12:07)
• Charlie's proposal speech:
  “I realize now that the day I met you, I was born...your love is worth my eternity.” (15:58–16:43)
• Charlie’s big surprise and limo:
  “Pack a bag. I already called your boss...You have the day off and get in the limo and I will meet you in half an hour.” (17:59)
• The post-proposal twist:
  “The next day, she left me for a woman. I’m just kidding.” (20:07)
• Real update:
  “We planned a wedding...she was pregnant...so we postponed the wedding until after the baby.” (20:24–20:48)

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Timeline of Key Segments

• Charlie’s initial proposal plan recap – 01:01–02:55
• Kelly's intervention – 03:06–03:54
• Efforts to contact Charlie – 03:57–04:53
• Reality check and Charlie’s resolve – 07:07–08:46
• Cliffhanger (Charlie withholds the outcome) – 08:49–11:25
• Heather clarifies rumors – 11:49–14:58
• Heather & Charlie meet, proposal delayed – 14:58–16:43
• On-air proposal and celebration – 15:54–18:39
• Update: Engagement, pregnancy, wedding plans – 19:05–21:39

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Tone and Takeaways

• Relatable, lighthearted, occasionally dramatic: The tone is a mix of genuine emotional stakes and the Bert Show’s signature blend of humor and compassion.
• Authenticity: Real people, real drama, real resolution. The show provides a genuine, human look at relationship complexities.
• Satisfying closure: After twists, misunderstandings, and worries, the episode delivers a feel-good conclusion—with both a proposal and a baby on the way.

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Final Reflection

Listeners are taken on a journey through suspense, awkward social scenarios, frantic calls, and ultimately, true love—with the unique energy and candid humor that defines The Bert Show. The episode gives hope that even in chaotic circumstances, love (and perhaps a little radio magic) prevails.

Transcript

[Charlie]

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[Radio Producer]

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[Bert]

Acast.com the Burt Show. I know you guys remember Charlie and Heather. It was the most talked about couple of days in Burt show history, at least in recent history, and it took place over an entire weekend and a few days. So we're gonna have to give you the update on this in three different parts.

[Radio Producer]

This is Charlie from right before Thanksgiving.

[Bert]

Yeah.

[Radio Producer]

Should I buy a new engagement ring if I'm proposing to the same girl.

[Bert]

For the second show?

[Radio Staff Member]

Charlie.

[Bert]

Charlie, you're the. Yeah. What's going on now?

[Radio Producer]

Refresh my memory, Charlie.

[Bert]

Refresh my memory again. Now. Here, Charlie.

[Charlie]

Well, I'm the one who proposed to my girlfriend and the Space Needle, and she said she wasn't ready about eight months ago. And I called in and I was gonna do it again, and I just wanted to ask if I should get a new ring and whatnot.

[Bert]

Right. So you proposed to girl in the Space Needle. Girly says I need some more time to think about it. And wasn't it like eight months went by or something like that?

[Charlie]

Yeah, eight months ago. And I called in because I wasn't sure if I should get a new ring or not.

[Bert]

You were gonna propose again?

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Bert]

Yeah, dude. Right. Well, what's going on, man?

[Charlie]

I'm actually at the airport right now. I'm in the parking lot. I just parked my car. I'm flying back to St. Louis. We went back there for Thanksgiving last week, and she stayed there because her grandma wasn't feeling well, and her dad's birthday's today, so we're gonna have. They're gonna have a big party at a restaurant, about 80 people. Family members, pretty much.

[Radio Producer]

Are you gonna do it at the dinner thing for her dad?

[Charlie]

Well, yeah, that's what I mean. I got two carrots on a platinum setting. And so I call the manager at the restaurant. So he made a big banner. I mean, it's like a whole secret thing, and says, will you marry me, Heather? I love you forever. And I'm gonna go there while the family's at the party, and I'm gonna be in the kitchen, and I'm gonna have, like, a whole set of people playing violin, and I'm gonna come out of the kitchen with the banner and the ring on a tray and ask her if she would marry me at her dad's birthday party.

[Bert]

There is nothing anybody's gonna say to you to make you think that. Rethink this, huh?

[Charlie]

Oh, not at all. The whole weekend that I planned.

[Radio Co-host]

I hope it works.

[Bert]

All right, brother.

[Radio Co-host]

Good luck, Charlie.

[Charlie]

Thank you.

[Bert]

Oh, man. Hey, Kelly.

[Heather]

Hey.

[Kelly]

You've got to get Charlie back on that phone.

[Bert]

Why?

[Kelly]

Immediately. He cannot.

[Radio Staff Member]

He.

[Kelly]

He cannot get on that plane.

[Radio Producer]

Well, why?

[Bert]

You need to get.

[Kelly]

I work with Heather. She's not there because her grandmother. I mean, she was there, but she's not there because her grandmother's sick. She's there cause she's. She hooked up with her ex boyfriend, and. And they were engaged at one time. They were high school sweethearts. So it's not out of the ordinary that she would be with this guy, but he is. This is a mess.

[Radio Producer]

Do you think this guy will be at the party today for her dad?

[Charlie]

Oh, yes.

[Kelly]

Oh, God, almost definitely.

[Charlie]

And Charlie knows none of this yesterday.

[Kelly]

And she's planning on quitting her job and she's moving back. I mean, this is serious. She's not messing around.

[Bert]

Did you get his cell phone number?

[Radio Producer]

Oh, yeah.

[Kelly]

You've got to call him back.

[Bert]

Okay, then we will call Charlie back.

[Radio Producer]

It goes right to voicemail.

[Bert]

The Birch Show. So in part one of Charlie and Heather, just in case you missed it, he was flying into St. Louis to propose to Heather in front of her whole family, but he was walking into a hornet's nest because she was in St. Louis, supposedly seeing another guy. Well, Monday, we finally get him on the radio to find out exactly what happened. So that's where we left it on Friday. Now we're all sitting here except Jeff, in a panic on Friday. Like, how do we get in touch with this guy? What do we do? We got to stop him before he makes a complete ass out of himself in front of 80 family members intern. Michael here was at the radio station till what time trying to page this guy. 11 or so. 11 or so. I mean, he's calling here in Atlanta. We're calling to the St. Louis airport. We're leaving messages for him all over the place. Can't get in touch with him. So finally I do get in touch with him around 2 o', clock, I guess it is on Friday. And he had already gotten phone calls, in fact. Hey, Charlie.

[Charlie]

Hey, how you doing?

[Bert]

Good, man. Ooh, that didn't sound good. So I get in touch with Charlie. And you had already gotten calls from people at that point?

[Charlie]

Oh, yeah. As soon as I got to St. Louis, I checked by my voice, but I had 14 messages. Two of them were work related and the rest were from friends and one from you guys and a couple from Heather.

[Bert]

A couple from Heather?

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Bert]

Okay, so take us through the whole process then. Since we get off the phone with you.

[Radio Co-host]

I know everybody's sitting back, they're rolling.

[Heather]

Up their sleeves, spinning legs up.

[Bert]

Okay, we get off the phone with you, you and I talk. And then from that point on, what happens?

[Charlie]

Well, I pretty much knew what was going on, you know, from people that some of my friends that had heard the show on Friday morning had called me and told me. And. Yeah, then I talked to you. And I still, you know, decided that I would go with the plan, you know, and it was weird listening to Heather and her telling me that she knew I was coming in and she knew about the whole thing. So I didn't call her back because I felt a little bit strange about it. So I spoke to her sister Leah, and I asked her if it was true that if her ex. Boyfriend. Ex fiance was going to be there. And she confirmed that he was going to be there. But I still decided that I would go to the party.

[Bert]

Let's just say that you were. What?

[Charlie]

I decided I would still go to the party that night.

[Radio Co-host]

You still go? Okay.

Would you still do the proposal and everything you had planned?

[Bert]

Yeah. Well, you were going there with the intention of doing what you had set out to do or at that point.

[Charlie]

Of course, you were even knowing all.

[Bert]

That you were still going to propose.

[Charlie]

Yeah, that was my whole plan to go there.

[Radio Co-host]

She was blind, like, even though she's hooking up with somebody else.

[Charlie]

Who said that? I mean, all I knew was that he was gonna be there. That's all I knew about her expansion. Gonna be at the party.

[Bert]

Well, when your friends and stuff were calling, what were they telling you? Just that he was gonna Be at the party.

[Charlie]

Eject, eject.

[Radio Producer]

That's what his friends were telling him.

[Bert]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

I mean. Yeah, that's all. I mean, from what. You know. And that's why I called Leah back and. Or I called Heather, Sister Leah, just to confirm, confirmed the fact that her ex boyfriend was gonna. Her fiance was gonna be at the party, and she said that he was gonna be there.

[Bert]

Okay. Now at this point, do you know what the rumored relationship is with Heather and ex boyfriend?

[Radio Producer]

Like your friends when they. From Atlanta, when they called you, they told you what Kelly said when she called us, right?

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Radio Producer]

That Heather kept moving back to St. Louis, and then it's all over, so. And then Heather was obviously getting the same phone calls.

[Bert]

Okay.

[Charlie]

Yeah, well, yeah, that was a whole mess. I mean, you know, from people talking. And I just felt like I had to go there and find out for myself what was going to happen or what was going on. You know, I'm usually kind of like that. I go into a situation without assuming anything.

[Radio Co-host]

You're a glutton for punishment.

[Bert]

Yeah. Okay, because it sounds like. Because at this point, I wouldn't be assuming at this point. I've got some concrete evidence here, right. I've got Leah the sister. I've got Leah the sister that says that he's gonna be there. I've got 14 people calling up, telling me what's going on.

[Radio Co-host]

Right.

Kelly the co worker.

[Bert]

Yeah, Kelly the co worker. So I mean, that you're not really.

[Radio Producer]

Assuming at this point now you're just ignoring knowledge.

[Radio Co-host]

So what happened, Shirley?

[Charlie]

You mean at the party?

[Bert]

Yeah.

[Heather]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Well, I'm gonna have to tell you guys that tomorrow because I will want either Leah or Heather to be. To join me and tell part of the story. Jeff kind of told me to keep it.

[Bert]

Jeff told you to what? What?

[Radio Co-host]

Wait a minute, wait a minute. No, no, no, no.

We've been waiting all week.

[Bert]

There's no reason to keep this thing going.

[Charlie]

Yeah, well, I think it's fair for, you know, to have one of them be on the phone with me tomorrow and tell part of the story.

[Radio Co-host]

Why would you, Jeff, you're so cruel.

[Bert]

Why are you. Why do you take such pleasure in making life so hard for everybody?

[Radio Producer]

This is the last week of ratings, so if I can get people listening today to stretch it out, one more day can be a lot to us.

[Bert]

So Heather will come on with you tomorrow morning.

[Charlie]

Yeah, Heather, her sister Leah.

[Bert]

Do they know that you're proposing this, or is this something that Jeff has talked them into?

[Charlie]

Jeff? Jeff's idea.

[Bert]

Of course it was.

[Heather]

Of course, yes.

[Radio Co-host]

Jeff. Jeff.

Oh, that's not fair.

[Bert]

So we don't even know at this point if they're gonna come on or not.

[Radio Co-host]

But we do know you went to the party, right?

[Charlie]

Yes.

[Radio Co-host]

Who else can you tell us? Did you go there with a ring in your pocket?

[Charlie]

I can't give those details.

[Radio Co-host]

Come on, listeners.

Listeners, Jeff. 100atlanta.com.

[Radio Producer]

There's nothing wrong tomorrow. Look at that. You know what? It's a bonus because we're gonna have Heather or Leah on the air with one of us tomorrow rather than just today.

[Bert]

Why don't you just get them on with us now instead of waiting till tomorrow morning?

[Radio Producer]

I don't think it's convenient for them.

[Radio Co-host]

Was there a fight at the end? Did it end in a fight?

Give us a nugget of information.

[Charlie]

Jeff, can you speak for me on this one, please?

[Bert]

Why is Jeff speaking for anybody? Yeah, this is the road, Joe.

[Radio Co-host]

Any cake? Is there any cake thrown across the room?

Charlie, you seem like such a sweet guy. You really shouldn't love Jeff's evil influences your ways.

[Bert]

You can go ahead and tell us everything you want to tell us right now if you want to.

[Radio Producer]

We got Leah and Heather tomorrow.

[Bert]

People are gonna be so mad at you.

[Radio Co-host]

Jeff's painless guy.

[Bert]

I will give you one thing, Jeff. You really have absolutely no caring at all about. I mean, what people think. Because people hate you right now.

[Radio Producer]

All right?

[Bert]

They hate you.

[Radio Co-host]

Hey, Charlie, sweetie, I don't mean to be rude, but this better be good.

[Bert]

It really better be good. There had better been bloodshed. There have been guns.

[Radio Co-host]

I mean, it better look like Crash's wedding reception is going to look like.

[Charlie]

Easy, killer.

[Bert]

All right, we'll talk to you tomorrow. Okay, Charlie.

[Charlie]

Thank you, guys.

[Bert]

See you. The Birch Show. In part three of Charlie and Heather, after an entire weekend, we finally get them both on the radio together to explain exactly what happened and what went wrong and what went right over the last three days in St. Louis. Hey, Heather.

[Heather]

Good morning.

[Bert]

How are you?

[Heather]

Hello. I'm good, thanks.

[Bert]

So where we're at in the story now, Charlie is telling us that he ends up calling your sister to find out if Scott, the ex fiance that you've been rumored to be hanging out with in St. Louis, is gonna be at the restaurant. She says yes. Okay, that's where we're at.

[Heather]

First of all, Scott, who I will confirm is my ex fiance, he was at the party and there was definitely a reason for that. He came to the birthday party and we have been friendly lately. I will explain the reason to you. My sister Leah, who Charlie had talked to on the phone, she started dating Scott, and they went on a couple dates. And the past six months, it became more of a serious thing.

[Radio Producer]

Okay, when you say seeing Scott, you're meaning seeing him at family functions because he's now your sister's boyfriend?

[Heather]

Exactly. I mean, there's no romantic involvement between me and Scott.

[Bert]

That would make sense to me if we didn't get the call from the co worker saying that you were hanging out with him for months.

[Heather]

Oh, right, right. That's the next thing I guess I should clear up. I guess it's probably why Kelly thought that somehow me and Scott were dating. I happened to be telling my best friend at work, having a conversation with her about this whole thing that my sister's now dating Scott, and Kelly must have. I don't know, I guess she must have picked up bits of the conversation that we were having, I guess. And, you know, she started to put two and two together and then ended up overreacting a little bit.

[Radio Producer]

She said that you were planning on moving from Atlanta to St. Louis.

[Heather]

You know what? She must have heard that my sister is moving back into St. Louis now, save a little money and stay with my parents. And that's what I was telling my best friend. You know, I was telling her just what my sister's plans were. And, I mean, I mentioned that I was going there for Thanksgiving and staying there.

[Radio Co-host]

She's been Eve style.

[Heather]

I mean, I guess that's what started this whole thing, that she thought that, you know, I would be moving back, and that's not true. She just must have heard bits and pieces. I don't know how she heard it, but.

[Bert]

Okay, so either way, with all this circulating and everything, we still don't know what happens at the restaurant.

[Radio Co-host]

Exactly.

[Heather]

All right, well, let's move on to the restaurant. I did find out that Charlie was going to make a proposal. And I found out I got messages on my phone as well.

[Bert]

So you had friends that were listening to the show?

[Heather]

Of course. Yeah.

[Bert]

And they called you?

[Heather]

Mm.

[Charlie]

Okay.

[Heather]

And actually, I did. I called Charlie, but, you know, I got his voicemail, obviously, and I wasn't able to talk to him. And now, you know, I found out that he did call my sister, so I got a little panicky myself, so I decided that I, you know, I needed to get in contact with him. So I just went to. I left a little early, and I went to the restaurant early, where the party was going to be. I talked to the Manager and he did confirm that Charlie was going to propose that day. And I just waited for Charlie. So basically he got there, I pulled him aside and I said, maybe we should go drinks or something and just talk about this all.

[Bert]

Okay, so you pull him aside.

[Heather]

And I explained to him. I said I knew about proposal today. I knew he was going to try to do it. And I basically said that I didn't want him to go through with it today or that day, only because I felt like I had been ruined. The special quality had been taken from it because I found out he couldn't match, even though I wasn't ready eight months ago in this romantic setting and space needle, like all that romantic quality. But I found out and just, you know, even with the banner and everything else he was planning, it just wouldn't be as special to me.

[Radio Producer]

Kind of a buzzkill.

[Bert]

Yeah. Charlie, how are you feeling about things, man?

[Charlie]

Actually, if you guys have a couple minutes, I got a couple things to say.

[Bert]

Floor's yours, dude. I can't stop you now.

[Charlie]

Heather.

[Heather]

Yes.

[Charlie]

Well, you know, it is amazing that days, months, years went by and I was able to survive without you in my life. I realize now that the day I met you, I was born. And I cannot imagine even one minute not having you in my world or one day it's not holding you in my arms. I will wait forever for you, and that's what it takes, because your love is worth my eternity. But please don't make me wait. I mean, I hope today that you will say yes when I ask you, Heather, will you parent me?

[Heather]

Of course I will.

[Bert]

Wow. If you just said, no, man, no more air time. No more air time.

[Radio Producer]

It was like a John Mayer song.

[Bert]

Dude, what a story you have to tell your kids, man.

[Charlie]

Heather.

[Heather]

Yes?

[Charlie]

You know, you know the dresser right next to the bed on the right side? You see that little box right next to the radio?

[Heather]

Oh, my God. How did you get this here? Oh, my goodness. Oh, it's the ring of. What's it look like?

[Bert]

Yeah.

[Heather]

Oh, my gosh, it's beautiful.

[Charlie]

Can you go to your window by the living room and look outside on the street?

[Radio Co-host]

Charlie's full of surprises.

[Heather]

Oh, my gosh. I'm so. I'm sorry. Little sexy right now.

[Radio Co-host]

Mr. Planner.

[Bert]

Serious?

[Radio Co-host]

If I could get my fiance to plan dinner, I'm excited.

[Heather]

Oh, my God. How are you planning these things? There is a enormous stretch black limo.

[Charlie]

Pack a bag. And I already called your boss and. And the limo driver had been listening, so if you were sitting down, none of this would happen. But you have the day off and get in the limo and I will meet you in half an hour. But pack a bag.

[Bert]

Where are you guys going?

[Charlie]

That's a surprise.

[Bert]

You can't do that. You can't do that. Well, again, keep in touch with us. Let us know what the date and everything is, and be in touch. Thank you.

[Heather]

Okay, definitely.

[Radio Co-host]

Way to. Hey, Charlie.

[Charlie]

Yes.

[Radio Co-host]

Way to go, big guy.

[Bert]

Nice job, dude.

[Radio Co-host]

Good job.

[Charlie]

Thank you.

[Bert]

Congratulations. We'll see you later.

[Heather]

Thank you very much.

[Charlie]

Thank you, man.

[Bert]

So if you were listening to the last hour of the Burt show, then you heard everything about Charlie and Heather. Or at least you think you heard everything about Charlie and Heather, because we're gonna update you on both of them next. And this thing takes another turn. The Burt Show.

[Charlie]

Hello?

[Bert]

Hi, Charlie. Yeah, hey, it's bert over at Q100.

[Charlie]

Hey, how you doing?

[Bert]

I'm good. How are you, man?

[Charlie]

I'm a little bit sick right now, so try to get over it.

[Bert]

Oh, sorry, dude. What, do you got a cold? Cold?

[Charlie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bert]

You know, the standard answer is, well, it's going around, but I really don't think it is. I think it's just you.

[Charlie]

Yeah, lucky me, huh?

[Bert]

Hey, Charlie, I'm glad we caught you because we're doing an update show this week, and we're trying to catch up with some people that were on the show over the last couple of months, and we got a ton of emails about you and about Heather.

[Charlie]

Oh, wow, that's overwhelming now.

[Bert]

If you're just listening now and you missed the last half an hour or 45 minutes of show, there's no way that we can recap everything for you. But for those of you that have been listening, just know that when we left off with Charlie here, you had proposed to Heather on the radio. She was totally shocked by it, and she said yes. On the radio.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Bert]

So since we talked to you, what's happened between you guys?

[Charlie]

The next day, she left me for a woman.

[Bert]

Get out of here.

[Charlie]

I'm just kidding. Actually, we planned a wedding date for October 18, and in March, we found out that she was pregnant.

[Bert]

Oh, wow. Wow, wow, wow. Okay. That was some proposal.

[Charlie]

Yeah. So what we did was we postponed the wedding because we didn't want, you know, she didn't want to have the wedding with, you know, her being seven, eight months pregnant or so. And so we have decided to wait until she has a kid. You know, this is a way to fit in the wedding dress and get married after that.

[Bert]

Okay, so let me get the chronological order of this whole thing. You propose, she says, oh, yeah, you.

[Heather]

Guys, oink, oink, oink.

[Bert]

Have a really great time. And right after that, you guys set the date for October 18th. And after all that, really good. You just proposed to me. I said yes. Sex. She got pregnant. And then you decided the October 18th date. Not so good. We'll wait a little bit.

[Charlie]

Exactly.

[Bert]

I got it. Well, congratulations on all counts.

[Charlie]

Well, thank you very much.

[Bert]

You excited about the baby?

[Charlie]

Yeah, very much. You know, our parents are excited. Everyone's excited about having the kid. And, you know, it's been really good. Been really great, man.

[Bert]

Do you guys have a story to tell those kids?

[Charlie]

Yeah, we do. That's for sure.

[Bert]

Big time. Well, congratulations, man. That's awesome.

[Charlie]

Thank you very much. Thanks for keeping up.

[Bert]

People love when a story ends well, and it sure sounds like this one's going great.

[Charlie]

Thank you.

[Bert]

Okay, dude. Thanks a lot, Charlie.

[Charlie]

Bye. Bye.

[Bert]

See ya. The Bert Show.

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[Bert]

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[Bert]

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[Bert]

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[Charlie]

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[Heather]

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[Bert]

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