Full Show PT 1: Thursday, October 30 [Vault]

Summary

The Bert Show – Full Show PT 1: Thursday, October 30 [Vault]

Release Date: October 30, 2025
Hosts: Burt, Lindsey, Lisa, guest appearances by Jane Fonda, Tom Dumont (No Doubt)

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Bert Show delivers a classic morning radio mix, blending lighthearted prank segments, celebrity interviews, and personal anecdotes. The highlights include a dramatic “War of the Roses” call, a candid interview with Jane Fonda about self-image and activism, banter with No Doubt’s Tom Dumont about the band’s journey and fame, and a comedic office prank that takes an unexpected turn. Throughout, the cast keeps things playful and real, inviting listeners to laugh, vent, and relate.

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Key Segments and Discussion Points

1. War of the Roses: “The Osbourne’s Version”

[01:44 – 09:41]

• Situation: Lisa calls the show suspecting her boyfriend Bob of cheating (again), recounting how she once caught him in bed with someone else. The hosts set up a “War of the Roses” segment to test his fidelity.

• Highlights:

  • Lisa's raw, unfiltered frustration shines: “He needs to keep it in his pants, too.” [03:00, Lisa]
  • She confesses to burning him with a curling iron in revenge, prompting the hosts to question her reasons for staying:
    “Why are you even still with this guy? What is the matter with you?” [03:43, Burt]
  • Tensions peak as Bob, half-awake, is offered free roses and chooses to send them to Lisa—though his lackluster message “Got these free flowers and thought of you” [07:31, Bob] fuels more skepticism.

• Notable Quotes:

  • “You guess? Is she like the one and only for you?” [07:48, Lindsey]
  • “He guesses he loves me—the dumb—what is that?” [09:06, Lisa]

• Outcome: The call confirms Bob sent the flowers to Lisa, but his tepid affection leaves unresolved doubts and more laughs.

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2. The Shock Collar Prank at Chick-fil-A

[09:41 – 13:29]

• Concept: The team orchestrates a prank where Phil must wear a dog training shock collar while ordering food at Chick-fil-A. The hosts remotely zap him anytime they say the code phrase “small hot chocolate,” aiming to make him react as he tries to maintain composure.

• Memorable Banter:

  • “This, I am sure, at the very least will make him stutter. At the most, will make him cry out.” [10:49, Lisa]
  • As Phil gets shocked: “Take it off. Take it off. Hold on… God, I’m going. Take this thing off. Stop it. Stop it. I’m leaving the rest.” [13:15, Lisa as Phil]

• Funny Moment:

  • “Or poop his pants.” [10:55, Lindsey]

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3. Interview: Jane Fonda on Activism, Self-Image, and Resilience

[16:16 – 23:17]

• Overview: Legendary actress and activist Jane Fonda joins to discuss her transition from acting to running the Georgia Campaign for Adolescent Pregnancy Prevention (GCAPP), self-worth, and her struggles with bulimia.

• Key Points:

  • Fonda highlights why she doesn’t miss acting: “I don’t really miss anything… I’m doing it in real life. I’m working with young people and their parents… Because hope is the best contraceptive.” [16:34, Jane Fonda]
  • On personal growth: “If I really am who I am and say what I really feel, he won’t love me anymore… Even the strongest women can lose their voice behind closed doors.” [17:38, Jane Fonda]
  • On female self-image: “Feeling sexy is what’s happening inside you. And the more you own yourself…the sexier.” [18:19, Jane Fonda]
  • On overcoming bulimia: “I either continue with my disease or I die… I had to make a choice. Go for the light, go for the darkness.” [19:08, Jane Fonda]
  • On family and self-acceptance: “Parents have to let their children know that they love them unconditionally, no matter what… At 60, I learned good enough is good enough.” [19:38 — 20:08, Jane Fonda]

• Special Moment:

  • Jane Fonda breaks personal news on-air: “They are expecting their first child in early November.” [20:15, Jane Fonda, announcing Bert and Stacey’s baby]

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4. No Doubt on Fame, Online Critics, and Rock Life

With Tom Dumont
[23:20 – 29:49]

• Tour Talk: Tom Dumont ruminates on life, festival fun, and their late arrivals touring with Garbage and U2.
• Internet Backlash: Dumont admits to getting “addicted” to online fan forums, but that harsh criticism sometimes changes his engagement.
  • “Sometimes I think that it bums us out.” [24:26, Tom Dumont]
• On Fame: He reflects on the band’s turning point when “Just A Girl” hit radio, and the reality of being recognized:
  “Before that, we were a live band…But then we would play our single and it was totally different.” [26:27, Tom Dumont]
• Behind the Music: The band watched their own VH1 special, sometimes with disbelief.
  • “It's like 15 years of our lives squeezed into 40 minutes.” [27:08, Tom Dumont]
• Personal Bits: Gwen Stefani jokes about long-distance relationships and being a public couple:
  “We talk every day… I just haven’t seen him because we’re both on tour…” [29:41, Gwen Stefani]

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5. Workplace Pranks: Smelly Feet and “Pencil Nick”

[30:04 – 37:19]

• Background: Office coworker Eric asks the show to tell Mary her habit of removing shoes is offensive because of foot odor—live on air in exchange for concert tickets.
• Awkwardness Ensues: Mary is humiliated but collects the tickets; the room recognizes the prank went too far.
  • “Well, you know, I mean, I guess you can keep your tickets because that's not cool, isn’t it?” [32:46, Lisa as Mary]
• Turnabout: Mary calls back to expose Eric’s own embarrassing nickname “Pencil Nick,” referencing a moment at a work retreat. Cue prolonged laughter and playful shaming.
  • “Why don’t you just tell everybody why everybody used to call you Pencil Nick.” [34:47, Mary]
  • “At least I don’t make everybody sick around me.” [36:30, Lisa as Mary]

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Notable Quotes

• Lisa on catching her boyfriend:
  “I came home from work one day and, like, caught them in bed together… It totally smelled like sex. It was so bad.” [02:54, Lisa]

• Jane Fonda on self-worth:
  “You can be a very strong and powerful woman… but behind the closed doors of your intimate relationship, you can lose your voice.” [17:38, Jane Fonda]

• Tom Dumont on internet trolls:
  “We are only human beings, and it does suck to be criticized. I just like to go in and read the good stuff.” [24:54, Tom Dumont]

• Mary, doling out payback:
  “I’m just going to kick back, take off my shoes and chill out with Pencil Nick.” [37:09, Mary]

Major Timestamps

• 01:44 – Start of “War of the Roses”: Lisa suspects Bob
• 10:48 – Chick-fil-A Shock Collar Prank
• 16:16 – Jane Fonda Interview Begins
• 20:15 – Jane Fonda’s baby announcement for Bert & Stacey
• 23:20 – Interview with No Doubt’s Tom Dumont
• 30:04 – Smelly Feet Office Prank
• 34:47 – Retaliation: “Pencil Nick” is revealed

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Memorable Moments

• Genuine, uncensored relationship drama as Lisa’s rollercoaster with Bob turns into a comical farce, crowned by her revenge confession and Bob’s underwhelming love note.
• Physical comedy via public shock collar pranks provides classic radio snickering.
• Jane Fonda’s wisdom and candor about self-acceptance, recovery from bulimia, and why she champions youth health initiatives in Georgia.
• Revenge done right, when office prank victim Mary turns the tables on her coworker, showing nobody’s safe from The Bert Show’s brand of morning comedy.

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Tone & Takeaway

The Bert Show remains a blend of the irreverent and the sincere. The hosts crack jokes, tease each other, and their guests, but also create space for honest, sometimes vulnerable conversations—be it Jane Fonda’s lifelong journey to self-acceptance or the lingering aftereffects of betrayal in relationships. Sit back for the laughs, surprising truths, and the abiding spirit that reminds you: you’re never the only one navigating life’s messiest moments.

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Transcript

[Burt]

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[Lindsey]

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[Burt]

The Birch Show We've done War of the Roses now for a year and a half, two years, and each week it always seems to be a little different than the last. This one we're dubbing the Osbourne's version of War of the Roses. Hey Lisa.

[Lindsey]

Hi.

[Burt]

How are you? I can already hear the stress. What's going on?

[Lisa]

I have issues. Okay. My boyfriend, we've been together for like about a year and the first, maybe about four or five months we were together, he was like, he was messing around. He was like, basically this, like that works at this restaurant down the street from where we live.

[Burt]

Is that her real name?

[Lisa]

Yeah, that's her name. No, actually, I think her first name is Genki. Because that's exactly who she is. And, you know, she works at, like, I don't know, like, the Evil or some, like, you know, down the street. And. Yeah, I don't. I, like, came home from work one day and, like, caught them in bed together. It's like. It was so bad. I don't even know, like. And my man just around on me when I'm at work, like, trying to make the dollar. Do you know what I mean? It's just.

[Burt]

Lisa, I'm no psychologist, but I am sensing that there's still some anger.

[Lisa]

A little bit. A little bit. And I'll tell you why. This is so up. So up. He needs to keep it in his pants, too. But I saw in his car, like, a box from.

[Burt]

Okay.

[Lisa]

Like a To go. Like a to go bag. And it wasn't old. It was, like, pretty fresh. It was like, you know.

[Burt]

How long ago was this?

[Lisa]

Yesterday.

[Tom Dumont]

Oh, okay.

[Lisa]

All right. Yeah.

[Burt]

So if I'm hearing you right, he goes out when you guys first start dating, he has sex with a woman that works over at See you, Boy. Pat.

[Lisa]

Yeah. You know what I did to him, too? When he was sleeping, I burned him with my curling iron.

[Burt]

This is so. This is so hell. Why are you even still with this guy? What is the matter with you?

[Lisa]

Because I love him.

[Burt]

Oh, come on now. No, you don't.

[Lisa]

Yes, I do. He's just up. But I do love him.

[Burt]

So this guy messes around on you, you burn him with a curling iron, you stay together, he comes home with a bag in his car, and now you want to get out of the relationship?

[Lisa]

I just. I don't necessarily want to get out. I just want to find out what's going on. I want to find out if he's with the. That works down the street.

[Lindsey]

Now, maybe if you broke up with him, you wouldn't have so much bitterness.

[Burt]

Yeah. Why are you with this guy? He's never gonna treat you right anyway. Why are we even making this call?

[Lisa]

I just wanna know. Because, you know, he does love me. Even though he can't keep it in his pants. He has. He says he's been faithful. I just wanna. I just wanna find out.

[Burt]

I'm just curious. Cause I've never talked to anybody that actually caught somebody else in bed. What is that whole scenario? Like, you open up the door, there he is literally having sex with somebody else. And what does he say?

[Lisa]

Well, basically, they didn't say much because I was too busy hitting them and screaming and like, you know, kicking them out of the bedroom. But yeah, like I went in there and it totally smelled like sex. It was so bad asses and you know, whatever.

[Burt]

This is not gonna go well. Will you make a promise to me once we find out if this guy is sleeping with Siebel that you don't stab or shoot him?

[Lisa]

Yeah. Okay.

[Burt]

Or burn him with a curling iron?

[Lisa]

Yeah, I can't promise that.

[Burt]

I just know I can already tell where this thing is going. I mean, this guy is messing around. You're aware of that, right?

[Lisa]

I don't know. I'm not sure.

[Lindsey]

Okay.

[Lisa]

You know, he couldn't even around with a. That works at a decent restaurant, you know, not even like the Olive Garden.

[Lindsey]

Be.

[Lisa]

We'll find.

[Burt]

All right, what's dude's name that we're calling?

[Lisa]

His name's Bob.

[Burt]

You know, we're gonna give Bob a call here.

[Lisa]

Okay?

[Burt]

You just stay on the line. I know as hard as this is gonna be for you, don't say anything until Lindsay finds out who he's gonna turn around and send the flowers to. And also what he's gonna write on the card. Okay. And as soon as we find out what he's gonna write on the card, then you can go ahead and you can pretty much say anything you want. Alright?

[Lisa]

Oh.

[Lindsey]

Hello, Is Bob in, please?

[Lisa]

Speaking.

[Lindsey]

Hey Bob, this is Lindsey from the Rose Bunker. How are you?

[Lisa]

Lindsay?

[Lindsey]

Yeah, from the Rose Bunker. New flower shop in the area. How you doing?

[Lisa]

Cool.

[Lindsey]

Yeah? Did I wake you up?

[Lisa]

Um, yeah.

[Lindsey]

I'm so sorry, Bob. I apologize. I started calling people a couple hours ago, so I figured that you'd be up. I apolog. But I have good news for you.

[Lisa]

Cool.

[Lindsey]

As part of a promotional offer, we are gonna send you a dozen long stem red roses. And you can send the roses to whomever you want. So you basically get to send someone free flowers. Do you want to send someone free flowers?

[Lisa]

Free flowers?

[Lindsey]

Yeah. Totally. Free flowers. Bob, what have you been doing this morning?

[Lisa]

What?

[Lindsey]

What are you doing right now?

[Lisa]

Sleeping.

[Lindsey]

Oh, okay. Anyway, so I just have to fill out a card. Who would you like to send your roses to?

[Lisa]

Let me see. Lisa.

[Lindsey]

To Lisa. Okay. And what would you like the card to say? Bob, you with me?

[Lisa]

Yeah. Got these free flowers and thought of you.

[Lindsey]

Got these free flowers and thought of you. Is this your girlfriend?

[Lisa]

Yep.

[Lindsey]

Okay. Maybe you want to do something more romantic.

[Lisa]

That's cool.

[Lindsey]

Do you love her?

[Lisa]

I guess.

[Lindsey]

You guess? Is she like the one and only for you.

[Burt]

Let me go ahead and interrupt here. This is Burt, and that's Lindsey, and We're calling from Q100 radio.

[Lisa]

Okay.

[Burt]

And we actually have Lisa on the other line right now.

[Lisa]

Hey, Lisa, you want to say guess, though? Like you don't know.

[Burt]

Like you have to think about it.

[Lisa]

Like you guess. What the is that? Lisa, you know I love you.

[Burt]

Hey, Bob, let me tell you what's going on.

[Lisa]

You don't know you love me. You had to think about it. You guess so.

[Burt]

Oh, come on now. You got to give him a break.

[Lisa]

No, you dumb. I'm just waking up. And let me ask you a question, since we're on the subject anyway. What are you doing eating at evil bats?

[Burt]

Hey, Bob.

[Lisa]

Yeah?

[Burt]

Here's what's going on. Lisa thought maybe that you were getting back together with that girl over at.

[Lisa]

I found a bag, Bob, in your car.

[Burt]

That's what I was gonna say. And she thought maybe that there's something going on between you and that girl that works over at Zebra Becky. And that's why she places to make sure that. That there was nothing.

[Lisa]

Free flowers.

[Lindsey]

You are. But.

[Lisa]

But with the free flowers, it's always about free, isn't it? Oh, oh. Has nothing to say.

[Burt]

Lisa, do you think you're being just a little hard on the guy? He sent him back to you.

[Lisa]

He guesses he loves me, the dumb. What is that? Why don't you go to the evil pine and guess you like, love someone over there or some lis. You give him some flowers. Give me some flowers. What are you doing here, evil pine? I'm hungry. I don't even want hungry.

[Burt]

I don't even know we're gonna let you guys go. The good news here, Lisa, is Bob turned around and he sent the roses to you. I mean, you gotta give him a little bit of a break here.

[Lisa]

Yeah, I'll give him a break later.

[Burt]

See you guys.

[Lindsey]

Good luck, guys.

[Burt]

Bye.

[Lisa]

What?

[Burt]

The Birch show. You can listen to the show for 15 minutes and realize that Jeff is evil. But the day that we put the shock collar on Phil Tirana and had Jeff at the conference was the day that we realized the true darkness in Jeff Dollars heart.

[Lisa]

We're sitting in my car right outside of a fast food restaurant in Atlanta. And what's gonna happen in about a minute, I'm gonna walk in to the restaurant and sit at one of the tables and just look at, you know, newspaper or something, like I'm waiting for somebody. And then once Phil sees me sitting all comfortable he is going to walk into the restaurant and go up to the counter, and he's gonna be on the cell phone with you guys. Okay, so you guys were just. So you know, we're at chick fil A. All right, so place an order with him at the Chick Fil A. So you tell him what you want. Okay, well, he will order from the counter at random times. During that conversation, I'm going to press the red button on the pet safe electronic dog training collar, which he will be wearing around his neck.

[Burt]

More thing.

[Lisa]

This, I am sure, at the at the least will make him stutter. At the most, will make him cry out.

[Lindsey]

Or poop his pants.

[Lisa]

Yeah, or poop his pants. All right, give me a code word when I hit it the first time Somebody order hot chocolate.

[Burt]

Small hot chocolate.

[Lisa]

Okay, when you say small hot chocolate, that's start.

[Burt]

All right, Then you're on your own.

[Lisa]

Okay, I'm in the restaurant. I've just waved till and Jeff sat down. Okay, I'm on my way in. I think you guys. Okay, Phil's in the restaurant. I think you guys are gonna hear the beep. Okay, over to Phil now. And I'm gonna listen for the word chocolate.

[Burt]

Okay.

[Lisa]

Hey, good morning.

[Burt]

All right, go ahead and start ordering some stuff for us there.

[Lisa]

I'm ordering for a bunch of people at work as well. Let me get just a chicken. Chicken biscuit. Guys, what would you like?

[Burt]

Are they serving waffle fries this early in the morning?

[Lisa]

Are you serving lawful tries? It's early in the morning. No. Hash browns.

[Burt]

Hash browns. Okay, we'll have three orders of hash browns.

[Lisa]

Three orders of hash browns.

[Burt]

Couple of chicken biscuits.

[Lisa]

Couple of chicken biscuits.

[Burt]

A small hot chocolate.

[Lisa]

Small hot chocolate.

[Lindsey]

And another small hot chocolate.

[Lisa]

Another small hot chocolate.

[Lindsey]

And I think Melissa wants a small hot chocolate as well.

[Burt]

Come on now.

[Lisa]

Three cotton chocolates.

[Jane Fonda]

Is that Jeff?

[Lindsey]

Yes, that's Jeff laughing.

[Lisa]

What else, guys, ask him to read the menu too.

[Burt]

Yeah, go ahead and just read some of the items off the menu, because it's been a while since I've been at chick fil A.

[Lisa]

Okay, on the breakfast menu, we have platters with two eggs, biscuits and gravy with chick fil a. Chicken with sausage or bacon. We can do some orange juice. We can do a. We can do a chick fil a chicken biscuit. A hot buttered chicken. I'm okay. We can do our easily.

[Burt]

Jeff, take it easy on him. Jeff, take it easy on him. Yeah, it's too much.

[Lisa]

We all want to do a cinnamon Danish, so we can do It.

[Lindsey]

He never would have asked for the hot butter.

[Burt]

Just laughing Jeff.

[Lisa]

We can also do a hot butter biscuit. We can also do. We can add Jean.

[Lindsey]

Okay, Jeff, that's enough.

[Burt]

Yeah.

[Lisa]

Do you spend 90 seconds yet?

[Burt]

That's 90 seconds plenty. Out.

[Lisa]

Jeff, shut it out.

[Burt]

That's plenty.

[Lindsey]

Oh, I'm so.

[Burt]

Take the thing off. If you don't take it off now, Jeff will do it.

[Lisa]

Hold on. God, I'm going. Take this thing off. Stop it. Stop it. I'm leaving the rest. Yeah, take.

[Burt]

Take it off. Take it off. Hold on.

[Lisa]

It's tight around my neck. God bless America.

[Burt]

Take it off the bird show.

[Lindsey]

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[Burt]

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[Lisa]

Morning, Zoe.

[Burt]

Got donuts.

[Lindsey]

Jeff Bridges. Why are you still living above our garage?

[Burt]

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[Lisa]

Teach me so.

[Burt]

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[Lisa]

Oh, no.

[Lindsey]

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[Burt]

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[Lisa]

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[Burt]

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[Lindsey]

Nice. Jeffrey, you heard them.

[Burt]

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[Lindsey]

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[Burt]

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[Lindsey]

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[Burt]

Chances are pretty good. If they're important to Atlanta, then at one point or another they've joined the Burt show. Jane Fonda. No different. Good morning.

[Jane Fonda]

Good morning.

[Burt]

It's so good to have you in here.

[Jane Fonda]

Well, it's good to be here.

[Burt]

You stopped acting in 1992. Is there anything that you really miss about acting? Or what's the biggest thing that you miss about acting?

[Jane Fonda]

No, I don't really miss anything. You know, I test myself. I go to a movie with a part in it that I could have played and I said, do I miss this? No, I don't.

[Lindsey]

Have you found that you needed to find some other kind of creative outlet now that you're not acting anymore?

[Jane Fonda]

Well, let me tell you something. The thing that I find crazy creative about acting is that you get inside the skin of another person. And it's all about human transformation and the factors that cause people to change. I'm doing that now, but I'm doing it in real life. I'm working with young people and their parents to figure out how can you get them to change? From people who see no hope, from people who don't know how to be good parents, to people who see a hope. Because hope is the best contraceptive. We're trying to get young people from having babies until they're ready to be really good parents.

[Burt]

And this is what GCAP is all about.

[Jane Fonda]

That's what gcap, the Georgia Campaign for Adolescent Pregnancy Prevention, is all about. And that is my creative, inspirational life. Why do I care about that? Because it took me 60 years to get my act together, that's why. And I don't want other girls and boys to have to wait so long.

[Burt]

What Struggles specifically, are you talking about that led you into doing.

[Jane Fonda]

I'll just name one.

[Burt]

Okay.

[Jane Fonda]

Oh, my gosh. If I really am who I am and say what I really feel, he won't love me anymore. And what's interesting is you can be a very strong and powerful woman, politically, socially, professionally, but behind the closed doors of your intimate relationship, you can lose your voice. It's generational and it's cultural. And it's not that men are bad or that anyone's doing this on purpose. It's just it's part of a society that's been around as long as agriculture, and it can be changed. You know, I figure if I can change, anybody can change.

[Burt]

In 1995, you were nominated as one of the sexiest women in. In film. And I was wondering, would you consider being sexy a compliment, or would you find that demeaning?

[Jane Fonda]

Well, I think it's a compliment.

[Burt]

It is.

[Jane Fonda]

I'll tell you why I would consider it a positive. Because I was in my 60s, and I think it's good for other women and girls to hear that somebody in their 60s could be considered sexy. But it has nothing to do with your looks. Feeling sexy is what's happening inside you. And the more you own yourself and the more you bring yourself into the activity, the sexier.

[Lindsey]

At what age did you look at yourself and just say, okay, I'm okay?

[Jane Fonda]

60.

[Lindsey]

Was it at 60?

[Jane Fonda]

Yeah. Isn't that sad?

[Lindsey]

No. It's good that you got there because many women don't never give up.

[Jane Fonda]

It's never too late. I'm writing my memoirs and it's a happy ending.

[Burt]

You know, we were talking about, you know, self image and stuff like that. And you had. You struggled with bulimia for 20 something years.

[Jane Fonda]

Yeah, you got it. Yes. And I'm writing all about that, too.

[Burt]

When you've struggled with bulimia for 20 something years, what's the final straw? Where you go, okay, it's time for me to get some help here.

[Jane Fonda]

For me, everybody's different. For me, the final straw was I either continue with my disease or I die. And I don't mean necessarily die physically, but I had two children, I had a marriage. I was living a life that I felt had meaning. It was important. It was, you know, I was very socially active, and I could either continue doing that and be effective or not. I had to make a choice. Go for the light, go for the darkness.

[Burt]

We're talking to Jane Fonda this morning. If you weren't part of the whole Hollywood scene and doing the acting thing. Do you think that that struggle with bulimia would have ever happened?

[Lindsey]

Yes.

[Jane Fonda]

Absolutely. You know why? Because I was never told that I was okay. I was. Only time my parents ever commented on how I looked was to tell me I was too fat. I was never fat. You know, I was too this, I was too that. Parents have to let their children know that they love them unconditionally, no matter what. To be dismissed because of how you look, it makes you feel that you have to prove yourself. You have to be perfect. And, you know, when I talk about it, what happened to me at 60, what happened at 60 was I learned good enough is good enough. You don't have to be perfect.

[Burt]

Well, Jane Fonda, thank you so much for coming in. I mean, it has just been a treat to have you in here and an honor.

[Jane Fonda]

I wanna make an announcement.

[Burt]

Okay.

[Jane Fonda]

I am so proud to be the first to tell Atlanta and the first to publicly congratulate Bert and Stacey. They are expecting their first child in early November.

[Tom Dumont]

Yes, we are.

[Burt]

Yes, we are. Yes, we are.

[Jane Fonda]

Congratulations.

[Burt]

Thank you.

[Jane Fonda]

And they're standing, both of them, right here.

[Burt]

We found out weeks ago, but we had a bit of a sc.

[Lindsey]

We went in for our first doctor's appointment. They had seen something else in my uterus with the baby. They weren't sure what it was, so my doctor right away sent me to a specialist, and it was some kind of hubcap.

[Lisa]

It actually turned out to be a burst. Headphones.

[Burt]

I won't tell you how they got.

[Lindsey]

It's okay, though.

[Jane Fonda]

You're all right.

[Lindsey]

Yeah. What he really thought was that it was a fold in the placenta. But he also said it could possibly be a molar pregnancy. And that's real scary.

[Jane Fonda]

That means when your tooth is pregnant.

[Lindsey]

Yeah. So we just went back on Monday and it wasn't there. So he said the fold worked itself out. Perfect pregnancy. Be sure to tell everyone and be happy.

[Jane Fonda]

Are you gonna want another flavor?

[Lindsey]

I didn't want to, but Bert's been begging, so I think. He doesn't ask for much. So I think.

[Jane Fonda]

See, there you go. There you go. He won. I'm just kidding.

[Burt]

Let me tell you the overall scheme of things. It's Bert, one win and about 55 losses.

[Jane Fonda]

Bert, why don't you find out and not tell her?

[Burt]

I would do that, but she thinks that there's no way I could keep it a secret.

[Lindsey]

Oh, my God. No, you do great.

[Burt]

You should. Yeah.

[Lisa]

Because, you know, what if you slip up and go, how's my little boy? Doing. Then the next day, you go, how's my little girl?

[Burt]

You.

[Lisa]

You could make Stacy insane. She's already gonna be all hormonal and crazy.

[Jane Fonda]

Can I tell you about my grandson?

[Burt]

I'd love to hear.

[Jane Fonda]

Okay. We saw. I think it was the second time we went in to see the sonogram, and my daughter did not want to know the sex. Okay. You know, I was saying to the nurse, can you tell from the sonogram what sex it is? And she said, not really. You know, on rare occasions, if it's a real stud muffin was the word she used. And suddenly I looked at the sonogram, and, I mean, if that's not a stud muffin, it's a third leg. So I didn't say anything. My daughter went out of the room, and I said to the nurse, am I seeing what I think I'm seeing? You bet.

[Burt]

Really? Wow. So I knew early on, they've already.

[Lisa]

Seen the baby's nose.

[Burt]

It's true.

[Lisa]

So.

[Burt]

Actually, that's true. We. We got the pictures back the other day, and here's one thing. You know, when Stacy was telling you that, you know, they found something in the picture that just didn't quite look right. And, I mean, I'm talking about the molar tissue.

[Lisa]

She just. She just got a profile shot of you, Burton, and got that joke.

[Burt]

And it was amazing to me because I was. I'm pretty nervous about having a child, but once they tell you that there's a possibility that you will not have the child, it's amazing how quickly I became so attached to that picture.

[Lisa]

Right?

[Burt]

Yeah. It really was amazing. Yeah.

[Lindsey]

I couldn't believe, like, we'd only known two weeks, and all of a sudden I was like, I don't care. I know I can get pregnant, but this is what I'm having.

[Jane Fonda]

Yeah, I know.

[Lindsey]

Nothing is going to be wrong. It's going to fix itself. I mean, it was like. I just couldn't. It was bizarre.

[Lisa]

Yeah.

[Lindsey]

Never experienced anything like that.

[Burt]

Well, thank you for making that announcement for us.

[Jane Fonda]

Congratulations. I hope everything goes.

[Burt]

It'll be great. Thank you.

[Lisa]

And you'll have to come back in when little Jane Fonda Weiss is born.

[Burt]

The Bird show, when no Doubt stopped by Atlanta, we had a chance to sit down and talk with him. The thing we didn't realize before the interview is Gwen Stefani has just a bit of a potty mouth. So when did you guys get in Atlanta?

[Tom Dumont]

What time did we get in, Tony?

[Burt]

4:00 in the morning, man.

[Lindsey]

It was late.

[Burt]

That's Early. Early. Damn. Where did you fly in from? Is there another festival before this?

[Tom Dumont]

Yeah, we did a festival in Nashville last night. Actually. Garbage was there as well.

[Burt]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Dumont]

Then we just drove. Drove in. Four hours later, we were in bed.

[Burt]

Which one of these. These bands at these festivals will you just not miss. You have to see, because we saw you up there on stage when Garbage was playing. You look like.

[Tom Dumont]

I love Garbage. I love Shirley. The girl is hot, you know, and we've actually been friends for years. And we email each other and we have so much in common. And, you know, she's just a cool chick.

[Burt]

Let's get to chat rooms. There's like a rock and roll chat room that you guys get. Putting it together. It's very exclusive. Is it? There's only a few of us in there. I want the password.

[Lisa]

Do you guys read, like, when stuff's on the Internet and stuff like that about yourselves? Do you guys ever go on and log in and read your own stuff, like, message?

[Tom Dumont]

Yeah, I go through waves of where I'll totally go in there and I'll be kind of addicted to it. And then people really piss me off. They're really. No, no, they just. Basically, they like to go in there and complain a lot. And sometimes I think that it bums us out.

[Lisa]

You know what I'm saying?

[Tom Dumont]

There is obviously some amazing kids in there and all that stuff, but you.

[Burt]

Know that it's the rest of the guys in the band that are actually posting on there.

[Tom Dumont]

Sometimes it is a bummer. I mean, we are only human beings, and it does suck to be criticized. And, you know, I just like to go in and read the good stuff.

[Burt]

Do you have a pretty thin skin about that stuff or do you just let it roll? It's pretty thick at this point.

[Tom Dumont]

It's pretty thick. Yeah. But, I mean, it kind of deters me from wanting to go in there and chat. I used to go in there all the time and just talk, and then no one would believe it was me, and then I'd be really pissed off and storm out.

[Lisa]

You guys, what do you guys. How often do you guys respond to what people post on there about you?

[Tom Dumont]

You know, Tom Dumont, our guitar players. He's really actively involved in posting all the time. We have a question and answer thing on there, and he goes in and answers all the questions. And, you know, when I got sick, I wrote and posted sorry to everybody that I got sick, but it's all your fault anyway, so.

[Burt]

So you. I saw on the. On your website today that Somebody's been, like, counterfeiting backstage passes.

[Tom Dumont]

Yeah.

[Burt]

Yeah.

[Tom Dumont]

Which is kind of scary because you never know who could be back there.

[Burt]

Right. Well, look at us. Yeah, we're not really with the radio station. Are these festivals fun for y'?

[Tom Dumont]

All? It is really fun. Yeah, it's really fun.

[Burt]

Definitely. The best part is being able to watch all the other bands play, you know? Right. It's good.

[Tom Dumont]

It's challenging, too, because you know that everyone's not there for you, so you kind of have to win people over.

[Lindsey]

We.

[Tom Dumont]

We've been doing that for years, so we like doing that, you know, it's in our blood.

[Lindsey]

I don't think I'm by the line to say that you're probably the biggest band here this year at Music Midtown. I think you probably are what everybody wants to come see and are sticking around for Sony.

[Burt]

I don't know if we're the biggest band. I think we're the biggest drinking band.

[Lisa]

When did you guys realize you were a big band?

[Tom Dumont]

You know what?

[Burt]

I think the biggest.

[Tom Dumont]

The big turning point for this band was that we were always a live band for nine years, and then we got on the radio, just a girl got on the local station, and it was like, oh, my God, we are on the radio. Before that, we were a live band. We had a really huge, like, cult following for years, and people always came to the show. We were always successful in that way. But then we would play our single, and it was totally different because you had something to really connect with audience, too. It's really, really cool.

[Burt]

Have you guys watched your own behind the Music?

[Tom Dumont]

Yeah.

[Burt]

Have you? Yeah. But after you watch it, like, 20 times, it's unbearable, I bet. Is it all true you're like that? I did not say that.

[Lisa]

I'm pretty much over that.

[Burt]

Yeah, we.

[Tom Dumont]

I think we think it turned out pretty all right, you know, considering it's like, you know, 15 years of our lives squeezed into 40 minutes. Pretty good.

[Lindsey]

So as time goes on, as you do more things, like when you went to Jamaica to cut this album and stuff, they come to you again and said, we need to add a little more to your behind the Music.

[Burt]

They just did the Deeper show. Did you see that? VH1 did the show called Deeper, and it kind of captures us in the moment is when we were on tour with you, too, so they got to see us, like, really just hanging out and partying and just, you know, kind of in the moment kind of thing. It was a good follow up to behind the Music. How does the whole Thing work where they tell you, you know, when somebody asks you to go on tour with them, like, you two, how does that whole process work? Because I imagine it's like Bono calling you up and going, hey, I got an idea. Why don't you open for us?

[Tom Dumont]

Bono did call me up, though.

[Burt]

Did he really?

[Tom Dumont]

Yeah. He called me up to sing on his benefit record for the AIDS charity.

[Jane Fonda]

He did?

[Tom Dumont]

What's going on?

[Burt]

Were you doing the same thing to him that they were doing to you in the chat rooms? No, this is not Bono.

[Tom Dumont]

No, it's pretty crazy. It was really exciting because we were actually in London and we were mixing our album, and he called us at the studio and, hey, well, what are you doing tonight? We're going out. He's like, okay, we'll meet you over there. And we seriously went to a bar and got trashed. Like, just trashed together. It was.

[Lindsey]

He had to leave.

[Tom Dumont]

Like, he. He left and he was really pissed at it the next day because he got so wasted and we didn't. I didn't mean to. I just wanted to be polite and keep filling the things for him, you.

[Lindsey]

Know what I mean?

[Tom Dumont]

It was like, he's Irish, you know.

[Lisa]

He'S supposed to be drinking.

[Tom Dumont]

Yeah.

[Burt]

He should be able to hold his liquor.

[Lisa]

I don't know if you've heard the rumors, but people say you're pretty hot and guys are freaks. So what? What has a guy done in an attempt to get close to Gwen Stefani?

[Tom Dumont]

Honestly. Honestly. Honestly. Never get picked up on or have guys coming up.

[Burt]

I think you're pretty well protected on the road.

[Tom Dumont]

Yeah.

[Burt]

Does it bother you with, like, you know, like, when you see women with the I love Gavin shirts on? That must be weird.

[Tom Dumont]

I think it's great, you know, I mean, everybody wants to be loved, and he's hot as hell, and he deserves for every girl to want him because he's God.

[Burt]

Those are words my wife will never say.

[Lindsey]

He performed yesterday. You're performing today? Do you guys get to watch each other?

[Tom Dumont]

No, I haven't seen him in, like, months and months. I saw him at Easter for two days, and then he surprised me yesterday, and he said, get your hotel room, quick. And that's all he said. And I. So I came off stage and we. We drove and he was there.

[Jane Fonda]

He stayed?

[Lisa]

Yeah.

[Tom Dumont]

And then he flew out this morning, so I got to see him for a few hours last night.

[Burt]

Did you guys do it? Just kidding.

[Tom Dumont]

That's funny.

[Burt]

So how.

[Tom Dumont]

We're not married yet, dude.

[Burt]

Okay, I understand.

[Lisa]

That's Gwen Stefani.

[Burt]

She's a role model. So how does that. If you're not seeing each other for months, how often do y' all talk?

[Lindsey]

We talk every day.

[Burt]

Oh, you do? You just haven't seen him in months?

[Tom Dumont]

Yeah, I just haven't seen him because we're both on tour the whole time, but seven days and I get to see him again. We're going to Europe, so.

[Burt]

Oh, fun.

[Tom Dumont]

Excited.

[Lisa]

Nice.

[Burt]

Do you get to enjoy any of Atlanta while you're here, or is it get in, get out Today is get.

[Tom Dumont]

In, get out, basically. Huh. We enjoyed the Ritz Carlton a little bit, and now we're here. So we're gonna be going tonight right after the show.

[Burt]

Have a great show.

[Tom Dumont]

Thank you.

[Lisa]

Thank you, thank you.

[Burt]

The bird show. This here great example of turnabout is fair play because this guy was too much of a coward to tell this woman in the office that she had a big time smelly foot problem. So he had us do it for him. Well, she got the last laugh because the tables got completely turned around on this guy.

[Lindsey]

Hey, Mary.

[Lisa]

Hi.

[Lindsey]

Hey, Mary, it's Melissa. How are you doing today?

[Lisa]

Good.

[Lindsey]

How are you? I'm doing fine. Listen, I have for you. You have won it before. You can buy it. Take us to John Mayer at hi Fi buys. All right, But I tell you what, There. There's a catch. Now, if you agree to take these tickets, in exchange, we have a secret that we have been told by one of your co workers that we have to share on the air.

[Lisa]

Oh, wow. Okay.

[Tom Dumont]

So do you.

[Lindsey]

Will you accept the tickets?

[Lisa]

Yeah, I'll accept the ticket.

[Lindsey]

All right.

[Tom Dumont]

All right.

[Lindsey]

So you went.

[Burt]

Got it. Taking door number two, too. Yeah.

[Lindsey]

Win it before you buy John Mayer. Okay, Mary, here is the exchange. Here's the secret. And we had a co worker, and it was. It was totally anonymous. Okay. So even if you ask who the co worker was, I don't know who it is, but the co worker called a little concerned because they say that during the day, you know, you kind of, you know, relax a little bit and you decide to take your shoes off at that point, and they're saying that the. The hygiene in the foot area is a little less than desirable.

[Lisa]

Oh, wow.

[Lindsey]

And so, yeah, and it was apparently enough that they. They gave us a call and wanted us to give you a call, and.

[Lisa]

They wanted to put this on the radio.

[Lindsey]

Yeah, because I, you know, I guess that they just didn't feel comfortable enough coming to you and. And telling you about this.

[Lisa]

Huh?

[Tom Dumont]

Do you.

[Lindsey]

I mean, is it something that. That you see where they're coming from, or is it something that's. I mean, completely takes you by surprise, huh? Well, I'm sorry.

[Lisa]

I don't know what to say. I. They want this on the radio.

[Burt]

Well, the good news is we've got very low ratings. Very low.

[Lisa]

Oh, wow. So no matter what I say, can I still take the tickets?

[Lindsey]

Oh, yeah, absolutely. The tickets are yours.

[Burt]

It's all yours. So just go to the concert, put your feet up and enjoy yourself. I think that they were just more nervous than anything else to tell you themselves. And it's really kind of. It's become kind of a big deal in the office, and nobody knew how to break it to you, so they.

[Lisa]

Wanted to break it to me on the radio. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Lindsey]

But you got tickets.

[Lisa]

Well, you know, I mean, I guess you can keep your tickets because that's not cool, isn't it?

[Burt]

Let's not do that again.

[Lindsey]

Yeah, that's not a very good. Yeah.

[Lisa]

Well, how did that even happen?

[Lindsey]

That did not go over.

[Burt]

Hey, you.

[Lindsey]

Yeah, Eric. How's that feel?

[Lisa]

Coming up on feet up and enjoy the show.

[Burt]

At least she knows.

[Lisa]

Sorry. That was hilarious.

[Burt]

She must be so. She must feel so embarrassed right now.

[Lisa]

Yeah, you know, I kind of feel bad, but I don't think she should take it that seriously. I mean, it's. It's kind of just, you know, whatever.

[Lindsey]

You gotta understand, it's a woman. You're telling a woman that. Yeah. So why don't you go. The problem with everybody in the office, it's a big deal. And now you're laughing.

[Lisa]

So why don't you go laughing at him, though, man? Okay, that was hilarious.

[Lindsey]

Yeah. So why don't you go up and talk?

[Jane Fonda]

Yeah.

[Lindsey]

If it's not. If she shouldn't take it too seriously. So why don't you go up and tell her that today?

[Lisa]

Oh, I guess I will. Because he doesn't have John Mayer tickets.

[Lindsey]

Because, you know, think about, you know, you're sitting in the office, and now you're paranoid that everybody in the office thinks your feet smell. Yeah, that girl's gonna be mortified.

[Lisa]

You don't have to take your shoes off to have a good time, so she's gonna have to just kind of keep them on, I guess.

[Lindsey]

All right.

[Burt]

All right. Well, she got the message. So Mary called us back, and she said, you know what? Since he called about me, I think it's only fair that I call about him. And that's why she's back on with us. Okay. Mary, what's up? You want us to call him?

[Lisa]

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah.

[Burt]

All right.

[Tom Dumont]

It almost sounds like you're saying Mary.

[Burt]

Mary. This is only fair.

[Lisa]

This is Eric.

[Burt]

Does he know we're calling him quotes?

[Lisa]

He doesn't have to know.

[Burt]

She didn't know.

[Lisa]

By the way, just for the record, I think this is. Hello?

[Burt]

Hey, Eric. Hey, hey, it's Burton, everybody, and we're back on the air right now.

[Lisa]

Hey, what are you doing?

[Burt]

How you doing?

[Lisa]

Hey, Eric. Yo, Eric. Yeah, it's Mary here. Hey, Mary. Or should we call you Nick? Nick.

[Burt]

Uh.

[Lisa]

Oh, yeah. What?

[Burt]

Hey, Mary called us back, and she said that she had something she wanted to tell you, and she thought it would only be fair to do it on the radio since you did it to her today.

[Lisa]

Oh, I want to know. You know, why don't you just tell everybody? While everybody used to call you Pencil Nick.

[Jane Fonda]

Oh, my gosh.

[Lindsey]

Oh.

[Burt]

Hey, hey, Nick.

[Lisa]

Yeah, I don't know, but, Nick, just go ahead and put your feet up and relax.

[Burt]

Now, Mary, did somebody tell you that in the office?

[Lisa]

Oh, we've all got a glimpse. Yeah, well, that's different. I mean, it's not the same thing at all. Oh, really?

[Burt]

Yeah.

[Lisa]

I mean, this doesn't affect everybody around me. It doesn't make everybody sick around me.

[Lindsey]

I mean, Mary, how did everybody get a glimpse?

[Burt]

Yeah.

[Lisa]

Oh, my God. We went on vacation this one time, and we all went together. It was kind of like a retreat to learn more about, you know what I mean, our products and the staffing and inventory.

[Burt]

Right. It's like the thing that boss does, like to get everybody to bond together, that kind of thing.

[Lisa]

But I've never seen anything so small in my life. I mean, I've seen. You know what I mean? Sometimes you're small, but, you know, you're full. He's empty. Empty. And then we went around for years and said, hey, Pencil Nick.

[Burt]

All right, let's go ahead and. We know what the name is now, so that's probably fine.

[Lisa]

Yeah, you've done enough.

[Burt]

Yeah. Okay, Nick.

[Lisa]

Yeah, Nick, we're gonna go ahead and.

[Burt]

Inch away from this topic here.

[Lisa]

Yeah, that's pretty funny. You know, at least I don't make everybody sick around me.

[Lindsey]

All right.

[Lisa]

You know, I mean, that's nasty. Wash up your. Your feet. All right. All right, Nick. All right, Nick. Well, you know what? You know, it's funny, Nick, when you were calling her, you were just like a big softie. Now you're so hard and edgy.

[Burt]

It was all funny.

[Lisa]

He's not that hard.

[Jane Fonda]

And Ed.

[Lisa]

Just for the record, if.

[Burt]

All this that we're hearing is true.

[Lisa]

She can wash her feet, right?

[Tom Dumont]

She can buy odorators.

[Burt]

Okay. All right, Mary, do you feel justified now?

[Lisa]

Oh, I feel justified. I'm gonna have a better day. You know, I'm just gonna kick back, take off my shoes and chill out with pencil. Nick, she can't say it enough, can she?

[Burt]

Nick, now the slate is clean. It's even, right?

[Lisa]

Yeah.

[Burt]

Okay. All right.

[Lisa]

See ya.

[Burt]

All right, Mary, we'll see you.

[Lisa]

Bye.

[Burt]

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[Burt]

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[Tom Dumont]

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