Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, April 13 [Vault]

Summary

The Bert Show — Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, April 13 [Vault]

Episode date: April 14, 2026
Hosts and Cast: Bretzky, Melissa Carter, Jen, Wendy, Stephanie, Ashley, Lynn, Mikey Love, with callers contributing

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Episode Overview

This loaded morning episode swings between humor, real-life relationship challenges, and lively listener interaction. The main themes are:

• Navigating family drama after an elopement
• The ethics of “leashing” children and public parenting dilemmas
• The spontaneous choices women make while dating (with hilarious, candid confessions about pre-hookup leg shaving)
• A “Love Lost and Found” segment seeking to reunite a breakdancing concertgoer with a missed connection
• Embarrassing “accidental boob slip” stories from listeners

Each topic is tackled with the show's signature mix of empathy, snark, and sincerity, keeping things real and relatable.

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Segment 1: Elopement and Dealing with Family Fallout

Timestamps: [01:00]–[14:38]

Key Points & Narrative

• Lynn, an only child, describes eloping to Vegas after wedding planning was overrun by both mothers.
• Her mother had dreamed of her wedding for decades and was deeply invested.
• The parental confrontation loomed large during the drive back to Atlanta.

“The one thing you need to know about Lynn here, which is really the key is…her mom has been really sort of planning this wedding in her head for 20 years or whatever, file folders and stuff.” — Bretzky [01:00]

• Lynn and her new husband planned to tell their parents together, not as a group, but as couple–to–parent conversations.
• Lynn’s mom: upset and hurt but said, “I'm not disappointed. I know you guys love each other, but…I really wanted to be there.” A big celebration might appease her.
• Husband’s mom: far less accepting; she was hysterical and called the couple selfish.
• The cast examine the ages-old “mother feels replaced” tension, finding some catharsis and humor.
• Listeners call in: Several share that sometimes mothers-in-law never let go of the guilt but say the arrival of grandchildren can help mend wounds.

Memorable Quotes

“She made it very clear. ‘I don't think you realize how selfish you were. You guys think this is all about you.’ And in my head I wanted to say, hello, it IS about us, you know.” — Lynn [06:11]

“I think there's something about the cross gender parent feeling replaced though. Like the mother feeling like she was the number one woman in his life and now he has a new number one woman.” — Melissa Carter [09:18]

• Cast advice: Lynn is told it’s partly her responsibility to reach out and help mend the relationship with her mother-in-law.
• Heartfelt exchanges about personal responsibility, family boundaries, and forgiveness.

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Segment 2: The Leash Kid Dilemma & Parenting in Public

Timestamps: [16:16]–[27:40]

Key Discussion Points

• Viral video: A mother drags her leashed child across a Verizon store floor. The team debates, is this ever OK?
• Reactions range from outright condemnation (“I can't think of any scenario…that would dictate a parent doing that,” — Bretzky [18:12]) to attempts at empathy for overwhelmed parents.
• Listeners and cast discuss the limits of public discipline, societal pressures to parent “correctly,” and how bystanders’ condemnation can add stress.
• Some insist picking up the child and leaving is best; others note that every child and situation is different and sometimes you’re at your wit’s end.

Notable Call-In

A former employee shares firsthand:

“Apparently the child was being a brat, and the mom just got fed up and just started dragging him around. The employees thought it was funny at first, but she actually did that for a while…they got concerned and decided to call the police.” [20:54]

• Cast and callers swap stories about temper tantrums: some strict, some resigned, some amused.

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Segment 3: Women’s Mid-Date “Audibles” — Spontaneous Shaving & Underwear Upgrades

Timestamps: [28:25]–[38:38]

Key Discussion Points

• The cast asks: Have you ever changed your mind mid-date about sleeping with someone, and made an emergency stop for a quick leg-shave or underwear upgrade?
• Hilariously honest calls ensue:
  • Gas station shaving
  • Kroger bathroom prep
  • (Infamously) using toilet water at Walgreens for a “clean-up”
• The segment swings between supportive laughter and genuine appreciation for women’s resourcefulness.

Highlights & Quotes

“Would you be more apt to do that, use his razor than actually go in and do that? ...That would be a pretty dramatic turnaround right there.” — Bretzky [31:45]

“But the day went so well that…Went to a Walgreens…Did shave in the Walgreens bathroom and used clean toilet water to do it.” — Anonymous Caller [37:40]

• The hosts and callers agree: “When there’s a will, there’s a way!” and note that women are just as adaptable—and sometimes as desperate—as guys give themselves credit for.

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Segment 4: "Love Lost and Found" — Breakdancing at Pete Yorn

Timestamps: [39:13]–[47:44]

Overview

• “Mikey Love” seeks a woman named Amanda he met at a Pete Yorn concert, where he was the (only) breakdancer.
• Hopes listeners will help track her down with just minimal description and circumstances.
• The cast riffs on the absurdity and romance: breakdancing at a mellow indie show, the odds of reconnecting, and the unique appeal of a 35-year-old breakdancer.
• Channeling the community to help (“If you know an Amanda that was at Pete Yorn on the 17th…”).

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Segment 5: Listener Embarrassment — The Accidental Boob Slip

Timestamps: [47:44]–[51:35]

Key Tales

• Prompted by Lady Gaga’s onstage “wardrobe malfunction,” listeners recall their most mortifying accidental exposures.
  • Crowd surfing, formal dinners, job interviews, and amusement park rides all make appearances.
• The hosts riff on the collective embarrassment, the male/female dynamic (“guys are as embarrassed as you are!”), and the powerlessness of those situations.
• Capping off the segment: a story of a woman’s boob escaping during a lifeguard interview—with her never returning afterwards.

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Funniest and Most Memorable Moments

• Lynn strategizing the parental “reveal” and navigating two emotional mothers [03:15–09:40]
• The team’s incredulous, but empathetic, exchange about leashes and tantrums: “You wouldn’t even do that to your animal.” — Bretzky [18:12]
• Confessional calls about leg-shaving in Kroger and using toilet water in Walgreens—earning shocked, but admiring, laughter [35:37–38:38]
• The quest for Amanda, including hosts breaking down the odds and celebrating Mikey's breakdancing persistence [39:13–46:59]
• Hilarious, cringeworthy accounts of “accidental boob slip” moments [47:44–51:35]

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Episode Structure and Flow

• Tone: Conversational, supportive yet irreverent, frank about taboos and family drama alike.
• Listener Engagement: High—call-ins are frequent and in-depth, sharing real stories that echo or inform the main discussion.
• Host Chemistry: Each cast member offers a distinct voice; smooth segues and tangible rapport.

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Notable Quotes Reference/Timestamps

• “I think there's something about the cross gender parent feeling replaced though.” — Melissa Carter [09:18]
• “I can't think of any scenario…that would dictate a parent doing that to their child. You wouldn't even do that to your animal.” — Bretzky [18:12]
• “If a woman is determined to have sex, she will find a way.” — Jen [33:17]
• “When there’s a will, there’s a way.” — Jen [37:10]
• “You’re not even…yeah, just…there they are.” — Bretzky, on accidental boob slips [47:45]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Elopement & Family Fallout: [01:00]–[14:38]
• Kid Leash Parenting Debate: [16:16]–[27:40]
• Spontaneous Date-Prep Stories: [28:25]–[38:38]
• Lost Connection at Pete Yorn: [39:13]–[47:44]
• “Boob Slip” Tales: [47:44]–[51:35]

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Summary Takeaway

This Bert Show episode serves up authentic, laugh-out-loud, and often touching slices of life—from complicated family relationships to relatable, shameless moments of dating preparation. The blend of caller candor and host vulnerability keeps the show perky, real, and intensely listener-focused. If you haven’t listened, you’ll walk away with both empathy and amusement—plus maybe a new appreciation for what women will do with a disposable razor in the name of spontaneity.

Transcript

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[Bretzky]

The Birch show alright, the one thing you need to know about Lynn here, which is really the key is that yes, she's an only child, but her mom has been really sort of planning this wedding in her head for 20 years or whatever, file folders and stuff.

[Melissa Carter]

Didn't she have like, she has a magazine, like, you know, pages ripped out and like everything planned. And the groom's mom was getting really involved too. Like she showed up at their cake tasting and it was just causing all these problems between the two of them. So they were like, for get this

[Bretzky]

wedding business, they drove to Vegas.

[Jen]

Drove to Vegas, drove to Vegas. That's commitment.

[Bretzky]

And the last time we talked to her, it was the morning after the wedding and she was still a little buzzed and still feeling pretty good about things. She's got this new life. But my thought was once you get in that car and you start heading on back to Atlanta, whatever that takes, two days or whatever, three days. There's a lot of thinking going on. How are your parents gonna react? Especially a parent that's so invested in this whole thing and I'd be really scared getting back into Georgia.

[Jen]

Well, so it's the, the main conversation. How do you get into the initial conversation with the parents? Like how, when are we gonna do this? How are we gonna do this? We're gonna do it together. We're gonna sit them down together or are we gonna do it separately? You talk to your mom? I talk to my mom. Like yeah, who knows?

[Bretzky]

There's a lot of talking that Needs to be done.

[Jen]

Yeah.

[Melissa Carter]

Or maybe they just avoid it all together.

[Stephanie]

Yeah.

[Lynn]

Right.

[Bretzky]

Stay in Vegas. We're gonna. Well, Lynn is back with us. Good morning, Lynn.

[Lynn]

Good morning.

[Bretzky]

How are you?

[Lynn]

I'm doing surprisingly well.

[Bretzky]

Okay, let's take it from Vegas before we get into this weekend and what it was like to talk to your parents. So you get in the car in Vegas, and as soon as you start driving, do you start talking to your now husband on exactly how you're gonna handle it? And my imagination is you just never stop talking about it until you get to Georgia.

[Lynn]

Well, you're. You're pretty close, but you're. One thing that you're a little. Is that we were very happy that we did it. I mean, probably for the first, like, three hours, we kept doing that. Oh, you know, excuse me, husband, can you tell me where we make a mess?

[Bretzky]

Sure.

[Lynn]

Wife.

[Jen]

You know, to each other.

[Lynn]

We stopped to get some gas, and I think what made me really freak out was that I saw, you know, like, a full family there, like grandparents and, you know, their kids and their kids. And I thought, I can't believe, like, now it's the reality, you know, like, we really, really have to tell them. So that really, for some reason, when we hit that gas station, it seemed just to really change. Not change, but bring up a lot of the facts, I guess, as it were. So both of us were a little nervous, but we came up with a plan that we thought was pretty good, that we were going to tell our families together, but not like both sets of parents together. But my husband and I would tell my mom, and then we would get together, tell his parents. And I was pretty shocked. I mean, my mom was mad. She was probably more hurt. She kept saying, she's like, I'm not disappointed. I know you guys love each other, but, you know, I really wanted to be there. And so she. She was upset, but she seemed to be okay with it as long as we had a big celebration here.

[Bretzky]

But how does that conversation even start with your mom?

[Lynn]

Oh, my God. It was. She knew, right? I mean, she didn't know that we got married, but she knew something was up right away. She's like, what happened? What happened?

[Wendy]

Yeah, because, you know, you walk in together, like, holding hands. Like, you're probably a little somber, too. I would assume that you're comfortable enough that you guys just. He probably doesn't hold the door for you, screen door slams on you type of. You know, whatever. And now you guys are both standing there holding hands, side by side, stupid grin on your face.

[Lynn]

We both made sure that we weren't wearing our wedding rings. We didn't want to go in just wearing them because my mom would have definitely noticed that. I mean, like right away. So I wanted to physically be able to tell her instead of just being like, I see a ring, oh my God, you got married. So she was actually, she was pretty cool about it. Like I said, I was pretty surprised. And we gave ourselves, we promised ourselves it would be one hour of conversation, of confrontation, whatever it was going to be. And then we would just sort of walk away and then, you know, reconvene at a later date, so to speak. So it was probably about the hour with, with my mom.

[Bretzky]

Okay. And everything seemed to be going fine.

[Lynn]

Everything seemed to be going okay. And then we went to his parents house. And that, however, did not go over so well. His mom completely flipped out. I mean, she was hysterical.

[Bretzky]

Oh no.

[Lynn]

Sobbing. And I, I felt terrible because she literally was inconsolable. We were there probably 10 minutes after the hour that we agreed. And then my husband said, you know what, mom, I'm really sorry that we hurt you so bad. And she's like, I don't think you realize how selfish you were. And you guys think that this is all about you. And in my. I wanted to say hello, it is about us, you know.

[Melissa Carter]

Right.

[Lynn]

But I couldn't say anything then. This is, you know, did she treat

[Melissa Carter]

you like this is something you've done to her son?

[Lynn]

You know, she didn't say anything out loud, but I definitely felt that she was like inferring.

[Jen]

Oh yeah, you know, kept saying, forcing to do it.

[Lynn]

I know you would never have done this to me. I know you didn't do this. So I wasn't going to fall into the information and be like, oh, yes, it's all my fault. Because we knew it was going to be hard.

[Bretzky]

Let me ask you this question. It's a pretty obvious one. Was your relationship with her before you told her that you eloped? Pretty strong?

[Lynn]

I'd have to say it was pretty strong until we got engaged. And then like I said, like the cake tasting thing and you know, just every, every little thing, she really wanted to be a big part of, of the wedding. And I, and I felt like it was a little intrusive.

[Bretzky]

So here we're starting to build a pattern here is that, you know, she's got this attitude that this is my little, this is my boy. And who is this intruder right now?

[Jen]

Yeah.

[Wendy]

She starts taking away my baby during

[Bretzky]

the planning of the wedding and then you do this to her. This, this is. This. This is going to have long term ramifications, probably, right?

[Lynn]

I wouldn't say probably. I would say definitely. But I feel very confident that it's nothing that we can't work through. You know what I mean? Like, she was supportive of us getting married. I know she likes me, and I know she likes me as his life partner, but I think right now she's just a little stung, you know, by everything. And I. And we, we expected this. You know, we didn't think everything was gonna go as smoothly. And like I said, honestly, we're still really happy with our decision.

[Jen]

Mm.

[Bretzky]

I wonder how long it takes a mother to get over something like this, because now you guys are gonna be with each other forever. So we're talking about months. Are we talking about years? Are we talking about forever? Forever? Well, it's totally forever. Ever repair it?

[Wendy]

I think it can be. I think it can be tolerated and it will be repaired to the point of being together. But. But I think for the rest of, like, I think this is something that 20 years from now, mom will make a joke. You know, it's hard to remark. Yeah. If her daughter in law hasn't killed her first. Well, it depends on a little. Like, you're the one who took.

[Jen]

Does he have any siblings?

[Lynn]

He does. I do not.

[Jen]

Well, I mean, that's why I'm asking. He has siblings, right? So does he have a sister?

[Lynn]

He does have a sister.

[Jen]

Okay, then she'll get over it then.

[Bretzky]

So once she gets married.

[Jen]

Yeah.

[Bretzky]

Okay.

[Melissa Carter]

I do think there's something about the cross gender parent feeling replaced though. Like the mother feeling like she was the number one woman in his life and now he has a new number one woman. And I think for dads, it's kind of the same with daughters. Like he was the number one man in your life and now there's a different one. You know what I'm saying? I do think that there's something about that cross gender parent that has a harder time with letting go.

[Lynn]

But she, like I said, she was okay once when she knew that we were going to get married. I think she was just really upset that we eloped. And honestly, I think if we still have a big party, that they would be totally okay with it.

[Bretzky]

Hold on one sec here. Hey, Christine, good morning. You're on Q100.

[Ashley]

Good morning. I know exactly what she's going through. I did the same thing with my husband. It's been going on four years later and my mother in Law still gives me a guilt trip about it.

[Bretzky]

Four years.

[Ashley]

Yeah, it's been four years. We actually had our daughter first move to Georgia from California. And we decided, well, we're gonna go on a trip. We're go on a cruise. Called her in to be our babysitter. I already talked to my dad. My. The only daughter, they're okay with it. We told them we're going on a cruise, we're eloping.

[Stephanie]

That's that.

[Ashley]

Why? Because everybody was in one ear, you know, nipping at this, nipping at that. Colors everything else. Once she got here from California, my husband then told her, by the way, we're getting married. And let's just say that did not go over too well and it still hasn't.

[Bretzky]

So four years later now I had another caller call up and say that once the, the first baby comes, that's when she might get over it because this is another celebration.

[Wendy]

You just got to keep throwing up distractions.

[Melissa Carter]

Yeah, there you go. Just get pregnant.

[Jen]

Yeah, she won't get too involved with that, I'm sure.

[Bretzky]

You know, has there been any communication between your husband and his mom since you guys told him that?

[Lynn]

Yeah, they, they. Well, he's called her, you know, a few times, left. He left two messages and he talked to her briefly and she basically said, I can't do this right now. I know she's, you know, definitely playing into the drama part of it, which I know, you know, Matt is just beside himself because nobody wants to see their mom upset.

[Bretzky]

Is it in a case like this, can Lynn call the now mother in law and say let's break away for an afternoon here and let's talk about things and sort of start to try to diffuse it immediately?

[Jen]

Yeah, I think, Lynn, I think they're part of. It's your responsibility to mend with her because I, Jen is right. I mean, I think that, you know, she does. She may feel insecure about you coming into her son's life and by you kind of showing that her input is not welcome only adds fuel to that fire.

[Bretzky]

Totally. That's a, that's a great point right there.

[Jen]

So I think it's up to you to kind of take her out and talk to her.

[Bretzky]

Yeah, you got to think you're. You're talking rest of your life here, you know, so to suck it up and be courageous and have an hour long conversation with her and let her unload. If you have to explain to her exactly why you did it and that she can't take it personally, at least you've done your side in the whole

[Jen]

thing because her feelings are legitimate.

[Bretzky]

Totally.

[Jen]

That's his mama.

[Lynn]

Yeah, I, I understand that I am responsible for some part of that damage control. I definitely, I do feel responsible for that. And I think because it was surprisingly, I won't say easy, but it wasn't as difficult, nearly as difficult as I thought it would be with my mom. I'm hoping too that when we do meet up, when I do meet up with this mom, that can be part of the conversation. Like, listen, I'm an only child. My mom was okay with it. You know, maybe there's something, I don't

[Jen]

think that's the right approach. I really don't. I think that you have to let her be okay with her feelings and allow her that, you know, the more you try to control how she feels, the more insecure I think she's going to get. Like you're not competing with her and she's not competing with your mom on how they reacted. She is her own person and I really think that you need to treat her that way.

[Bretzky]

Anne here wants to be on the voice disguiser also. Go ahead, Ann. You got some advice?

[Lynn]

Yeah, I just, I really don't know how long it's going to take for your mother in law to get over this because my husband and I eloped and we, he didn't tell either one of said of his parents and his dad and his mom were divorced when they were younger and his, his stepparent told me that if his real, if my real mother in law wasn't there when our first child was born that there would be big trouble. So, you know, it's probably when your first child happened, maybe later, I don't know, but yeah.

[Bretzky]

And Ann, did you ever try to diffuse the situation with his mom, take her out?

[Lynn]

Well, my thing is they've had a long term issue about, you know, she hasn't been there and all of a sudden she wants to step in and so I kind of keep my mouth shut because it's not really my place, but if I could, I would.

[Bretzky]

You seem so confident.

[Jen]

I want to know what big trouble is. Define big trouble.

[Bretzky]

Big trouble.

[Melissa Carter]

Big trouble.

[Bretzky]

All right, Lynn, thanks for taking us on the ride with you.

[Melissa Carter]

We appreciate it and congratulations.

[Bretzky]

Yeah, congratulations.

[Wendy]

Good luck with forever.

[Lynn]

Thanks. And I really appreciate all your help and your advice. Thanks a lot.

[Bretzky]

All right, good luck. Give us a call back in another couple of months. I'd love to know what's going on with you and your mother in law and see if things got patched up at all.

[Lynn]

Okay, I certainly will.

[Bretzky]

All right, Good luck.

[Lynn]

Okay, thanks. Bye.

[Bretzky]

Bye.

[Wendy]

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[Bretzky]

There's nobody that's going to be able to call up this morning and defend the leash thing. I mean, I understand I, I hear the words coming out of parents mouths,

[Wendy]

but some people, I don't get it at all.

[Jen]

You in general leash? Yeah, I haven't seen this yet.

[Wendy]

I don't agree with it, but I don't have a problem with it. If you've got three kids running around who are all under the age of

[Bretzky]

four, there's got to be a better way to control your kids than leash, in my opinion. But this is one that got a little bit out of hand here. Wendy, check this out. You haven't seen this yet? Not yet. We have this video posted up on our website at Q100 Atlanta calm that you can go check out. Have you seen this yet, John?

[Melissa Carter]

Yeah, I've seen the stills of it, but I haven't seen the full.

[Bretzky]

All right, check it out back her up here.

[Lynn]

Oh, God.

[Bretzky]

It is a mother that has her child attached to one of these leashes and is literally. The kid is what, on his stomach or is on his back? Almost on his side, like on his side. And the mother is dragging the child through this Verizon Wireless store. That's like a long distance to drag any child.

[Melissa Carter]

How old is the kid?

[Bretzky]

Like, it could be three or four years old. That's it. At least give him a chance to stand up.

[Jen]

Now, is this a case where the kids, like, you know, you don't know

[Wendy]

what the whole story is.

[Jen]

Temper tantrum. Because how many kids you've seen, like. And when you were a kid, when the first thing, if you didn't want to go somewhere, you. Dead weight, right?

[Bretzky]

You know, could be. Even so, I still think it's not acceptable because that is a long drag right there you're talking about. Also, my mom would have just left me on the floor if I did the dead weight.

[Jen]

Did that dead weight, whole thing. Yeah.

[Bretzky]

I would have been left on the floor and she would have walked away.

[Jen]

And that would have been on surveillance camera and on the news. How dare her?

[Wendy]

Couldn't that have been argued too?

[Bretzky]

Not like that, no. This woman's been arrested for child cruelty.

[Wendy]

Oh, she has? Oh, because of this?

[Bretzky]

Yeah.

[Wendy]

I don't know. I would reserve judgment because I don't agree with it, but I don't know the whole story.

[Bretzky]

I can't think of any scenario, any scenario at all that would dictate a parent doing that to their child. You wouldn't even do that to your animal.

[Melissa Carter]

Do you think some people would compare that to spanking in public? Like, instead of dragging the kid on the floor, spanking him would be the same thing. I guess some non spankers would have that argument.

[Bretzky]

I don't know. What do you guys think?

[Jen]

Yeah, I mean, I'm, you know, believe in spanking, so I don't think that dragging a kid across the floor on a leash is the same as spanking him.

[Bretzky]

That to me, is excessive. That to me, if you're talking about spanking is spanking and spanking and spanking and spanking and spanking and spanking to a point where it's abusive.

[Melissa Carter]

I agree with you. I think that's ridiculous.

[Bretzky]

Melissa, you don't agree about what? The video. You're just awfully quiet.

[Jen]

Well, I mean, I don't know. I mean, I think that. I mean, it is disturbing. It's disturbing to see. I mean, I don't know how I feel about leashes. I know that I've seen plenty of parents with the kid with dead weight, and they're dragging that kid who has dead weight. You know, I think the leash. I mean, it is unfortunate. The thing that makes it so disturbing is the kid is dragging across the floor. But I've seen parents who have pulled their kid and their legs are dragging across the floor. Cause the kid doesn't want to go somewhere and throwing a tantrum in the middle of the store. So, you know, I don't know. I don't know how I feel. Because, I mean, it is a dramatic picture. But I agree with Jeff. Like, I'd have to see the whole thing.

[Bretzky]

Yeah.

[Wendy]

Like, you don't know if she has to go into that store because she's. Whatever her agenda is, she's got something to do. And you've got a bunch of options. Like your kid's screaming and throwing a fit and throwing himself down outside of the store. You don't see that she can't leave him in the car. That's a crime.

[Bretzky]

Then you leave the Verizon store. Then she brings him in, pick the child up, you both get in the car and you leave. Now, I do feel you get him in the car and you do a little timeout or something.

[Mikey Love]

Yeah.

[Wendy]

But I mean, some. You know. You know how it is. I mean, sometimes I do know how it is.

[Bretzky]

I have two kids, and that's why I'm looking at it. There's no way.

[Wendy]

And if that kid. I mean, I would like to believe that that parent wouldn't do anything to put her child in harm's way. She's not swinging him. She's not. But it's not gravel sliding him across the polished floor.

[Bretzky]

You sound to me as nonsensical right now as those women did yesterday that were defending that woman for not telling her husband. I'm not saying that held back the kid.

[Wendy]

I'm not defending her. I don't know that it's fair to pass judgment without knowing the whole thing. We saw one little clip. What if he threw himself down? She picked him up, threw himself down, picked him up, threw himself down. Then she said, you throw yourself down again, then it's up to you to get up. And she did it.

[Bretzky]

Yeah. In that scenario.

[Wendy]

And that's all we saw.

[Bretzky]

In that scenario. I still don't think it's acceptable to drag your kid across the floor.

[Wendy]

I mean, that clip is, with a leash, four seconds long.

[Bretzky]

It's at least 30ft. Good morning. Q100.

[Lynn]

Hi.

[Bretzky]

Hi.

[M]

That actually happened in Rome, Georgia. The lady that did that is from Alabama and a former employee. Employee for a cell phone company that I worked for actually changed companies to go and work for that Verizon. And he actually filmed that. And that video started circulating before it, like, hit YouTube and stuff. And I actually received that video at work the day that happened. And apparently the child was being a brat, and the mom just got fed up and just started dragging him around. And the employees thought it was funny at first, but she actually did that for a while in the store, and then they got concerned and decided to call the police because it just got out of control.

[Bretzky]

Well, my thought was it had to be going on long enough for somebody to get the camera out and start recording it. Or the temper tantrum was so bad, something made somebody turn a camera on. Some of the responses on Facebook yesterday. Hey, I don't have a problem with that. I really think in today's society, parents are way too scared to discipline their children. And you know what? That really does more harm than good. Are we now raised in a society of wimps? Another one here. I bet a minute before she dragged him, he was pitching a blue fit, and she tried to correct him, but he would not listen.

[Wendy]

That's a blue fit.

[Mikey Love]

I don't know.

[Bretzky]

Sounds a little.

[Wendy]

Sounds intense.

[Bretzky]

It's not quite as bad as a red fit. Yeah, whatever that.

[Jen]

Code red. Code blue.

[Bretzky]

Although it was not my first response after thinking this over, I think you're in the ballpark of being right. What makes it worse when you find yourself in the middle of a store with a screaming child is the inability of other people to keep their mouth shut. One says people, come on. I doubt it was as bad as it looks. Remember the old saying, believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see.

[Melissa Carter]

My question for you is, what do you do when your kids are having a temper tantrum in public?

[Bretzky]

I've just been really lucky with that.

[Melissa Carter]

Yeah, because he's such a docile kid. I can't imagine him freaking out like that.

[Bretzky]

Both of our kids had temper tantrums. Like, when they were like, I think Hollis had one six months ago. And they both reacted the same way to when Stacy and I talked to him about it. We literally went over them and we said, that is not acceptable in our house. And we were loud about it, and then we walked away. And with our kids, that worked. We've been really, really lucky. So I don't have a lot of experience with temper tantrums, because that doesn't work with a lot of kids.

[Melissa Carter]

You know, it doesn't. And I know my best friends has her little girl going through her terrible twos right now. And she will say that they will gear up, get all packed up, ready to go, go to the zoo, the aquarium, Target, wherever it is they're going. And she's with her by herself because her husband travels a lot. And she will have a total freak out, temper tantrum and they stop what they're doing and just leave the store. Like, she's like, I can't get errands done, I can't get things. You know, like, she'll have to like, have like childcare come over. A babysitter or their nanny or whatever come over on a specific day so that she can just go and get some of those things done. She's like, I know this isn't going to be forever, but I also am not going to be that parent who is in the middle of Target with

[Wendy]

their kids, dragging their kid on a leash.

[Melissa Carter]

Dragging their kid on a leash or whatever. But I just wonder, like, what is the right thing to do when your kid is freaking out like that? What do you do?

[Bretzky]

And I do think that at least in our case, you set the standard immediately. And it's really tough to react the

[Melissa Carter]

first time you see it, the first time it happens.

[Bretzky]

Because if you allow it to happen the first time, then I think it really, really starts to build very quickly. We just have two kids that just, we're lucky with.

[Melissa Carter]

They responded well.

[Bretzky]

They responded well to that. But yeah, I have friends just like you that have kids that just will go on and on and on, kicking and screaming.

[Melissa Carter]

Yeah. And she has said, she said, thank God I can afford to do a babysitter. But think about this woman in the Verizon store.

[Jen]

Like, what if she was picking up her paper? What if she was picking up her PA and she couldn't leave?

[Melissa Carter]

Right. What do you do?

[Jen]

What do you do?

[Melissa Carter]

You at least physically pick up the child, I think rather than drag it

[Wendy]

Right Then I'm just saying we don't know the full story. What if she goes to pick up the child and it grabs her and bites her and kicks her and she's like, look, I have to go in this door for two minutes. I'm not leaving you in. You're walking in with me. And as soon as he gets through the door, he lies down and she turns around and says, if you don't get up, I will pull you across this floor. And the kid says, I'm not getting up. And then you. She starts walking. Like. I know you can't fathom it, but I don't think you've ever. I've seen. I've seen friends of my. Friends of mine, their kids. I've seen them do that. And you are at a. I mean, there is somebody who weighs 25 pounds with complete control over every adult in that room.

[Bretzky]

Hey, Frank. Good Morning. You're on Q100.

[Ashley]

Hi, Bird. I love you so much. Guys. I just wanted to let you know. And I'm so glad you said you were lucky with your kids, because you seriously are. I mean, I have the worst times. When my son was growing up, he was just terrible, Bert. I mean, I could just sit here and give you thousands of examples of really horrible situations that he made me go through because he was sleepy or he was hungry or it was just not in a good mood. And what I learned, because I was a single parent, what I learned was, you know what? If he needs a nap, he needs to get that nap before I do anything. I don't care what my schedule is. He needs to nap, needs to eat. He needs to be a happy baby, and he needs to get whatever he needs to get before I leave the house. Because I tell you what, I haven't seen the video, but what that mother did was desperate. I mean, I've been in stores where my son was kicking me and biting and trying to get off my hands, and I'm trying to grab him to get him out of the store. It's just horrible when that happens to you. And, I mean, I know you say you got to be hard and you got to do this, but you know what? It's really, really hard.

[Mikey Love]

Yeah.

[Bretzky]

Each kid is so different. You know, it really is very difficult to give parenting advice. But I do know in that video, that's not acceptable.

[Jen]

Well, I mean, let's go back to the employee who says that she had inside information about that. Now, she had said when that happened, when it first happened, everybody thought it was funny, and everybody laughed. The offensive thing to her was the fact of how long it happened, how long it took her, how long she dragged the kid. But you know what I'm saying? So the person who was a part of it or a part of that group said everybody laughed when she first did it, because it's probably going on. What Jeff said about everybody in the store is like, what are you gonna do with this kid? You know what I mean? So.

[Wendy]

So they were aware that the kid was a, you know, Throwing a temper tantrum. And here's what she decided to do. And then maybe when you still didn't get up, and then they're like, wait a minute. And then she maybe turned around, oops, I forgot my power cable. Turned around. Went back, like, after that happened a couple times. Then I think maybe they're like, oh, this is kind of weird. The Birch Show.

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[Bretzky]

So we've said to you guys before that it has become a challenge to us to create material that you will not respond to, and you're very good at it. To create a question for you guys that doesn't pertain to anybody in our listening audience.

[Melissa Carter]

Like, nobody's gonna call for this one, right?

[Bretzky]

Nobody. Now, I've tried it so many times, and I fail every time. There's always one person in the audience going, you think that's freaky? Honestly, it's happened to me before. This one doesn't come from me, though. This one comes from Melissa Carter. And it was based on a conversation that we had early this morning. Actually, it was something that Jen said earlier this morning.

[Jen]

Jen asked Wendy a question. What did I ask about the date tonight? Oh, I'm sorry.

[Melissa Carter]

Panties.

[Jen]

Yes, because Jen had asked Wendy, because Jen, Wendy's going on a date tonight. So Jen was, you know, joking with Wendy and saying, oh, is this gonna be a good panties night? And so.

[Melissa Carter]

And the theory is if you wear good panties, that means somebody might see them. You wear bad panties, you're preventing yourself from going there.

[Bretzky]

And we've had women on before that have said that purposely they will put, like, the old stuff on. Is panties one of those words that's just kind of gross coming from a dude's mouth?

[Melissa Carter]

I don't know. Sometimes I don't like it.

[Wendy]

Some people that jacks me up because some girls Are really bugged by that word, like panties and underwear. And like, it's just one of those words that bug random women.

[Bretzky]

Underwear is okay, right, though.

[Melissa Carter]

Underwear is basic, but it doesn't describe it. Underwear is the kind of stuff you don't want a guy to see panties you want him to see.

[Bretzky]

Now, women will purposely put on the underwear that doesn't have the, I mean, the elastics torn on it. You probably wore it to like Bon Jovi's original tour.

[Jen]

Right. Because basically we control whether you're gonna have sex or not. And so if we have made the decision that night that you're, you know what, we're open to it, then it may, it may happen.

[Melissa Carter]

But that's for a good panty night.

[Jen]

Yeah, but if we had decided that we do not want to give it up that night or we don't have sex that night, then we will either wear the bad underwear or not shave our legs. And that way we know in our mind, well, there's no way in hell that they're gonna see that, so there's no chance for sex. And then when this conversation came up earlier, I thought, has there ever been a woman during a date that went into the date not shaving her legs and not wearing good underwear and then decided, you know what? I changed my mind and ran into a drugstore and got a razor or did target or something or somewhere just to get something better than what she had on, went into a bathroom somewhere, switched it up, shaved it off, and then proceeded to have more fun that night than she expected.

[Bretzky]

So it's the mid date attitude change. The mid date, what do you call

[Wendy]

it would have to be a shift.

[Jen]

She called an audible in the middle of the day. She changed her mind.

[Bretzky]

So we're looking for that one woman that this has actually occurred with.

[Jen]

Yes.

[Bretzky]

404-741-Q100. And we're not talking about. Maybe we can find scenarios where they change their mind and they took him home and said, let me just take a shower or something and then did it.

[Wendy]

But you're like, I want it.

[Jen]

The more dramatic thing is that you actually went into a drugstore and grabbed a razor, went into the bathroom. Yeah. And use the, the dispenser soap to have to lather up.

[Wendy]

You know what? Gross. You know what?

[Bretzky]

Jen doesn't think it's possible.

[Wendy]

You know what? Gross. Gross. Calls we're gonna get. We're gonna get calls from women who went back to the guy's house. And rather than because they couldn't stop at A drugstore. I bet they went in, they used his razor.

[Melissa Carter]

Oh, yeah, that's actually a smart idea.

[Bretzky]

Would you be more apt to do that, use his razor than actually go in and do that? I mean, that's pretty. That's pretty. That would be a pretty dramatic turnaround right there.

[Melissa Carter]

How do you shave in a convenience store bathroom? Come on.

[Wendy]

I bet Britney Spears has done it.

[Melissa Carter]

I'm sure she has.

[Jen]

If you ran. Yeah.

[Bretzky]

Phone lines are lit up.

[Jen]

I gotta tell you, I mean, I think the more dramatic story and the one that you know, because we're talking about trying not to get a call, and I think the call we're not trying to get and then we probably won't get is somebody that went into a public bathroom to do this or that.

[Bretzky]

I mean, is there, is it really conceivable and. Sarah, hold on one sec, I'll get right to you. Okay. Is it conceivable that a woman would walk into like a Walmart or whatever or a Victoria's Secret in mid date and get new underwear? Yeah, put them on right there. I've never.

[Jen]

Capable of doing anything.

[Melissa Carter]

Not if he knew that's what you were doing. But if you stopped somewhere and you were like, I gotta run in for whatever you made up the excuse for, you could get a whole lot done that he wouldn't know about. But I don't think a woman would tell him that's what she was going to do.

[Jen]

No, no, no, no, no. A woman would never tell. No.

[Wendy]

Like, let's say, like I'm envisioning it, something like this, like out on an afternoon date or whatever. And maybe you've gone to dinner at Phipps Plaza, for example. Right. And you know that things have gone very well and you're supposed to go to a movie. Somehow you come up with an excuse to have to run into somewhere at the mall.

[Melissa Carter]

I forgot my phone in my car.

[Wendy]

You disappear. Bye. I don't know my channel.

[Jen]

If a woman is determined to have sex, she will find a way.

[Bretzky]

Hey, Sarah, good morning. You're on the Voice Disguiser. Hi.

[Stephanie]

Well, I certainly didn't go through all of that, but I did take him back to my house and I decided to take a shower while he was sitting in the living room and I shaved my legs.

[Bretzky]

Okay, see, that to me is. I mean, I've had that happen. And I gotta tell you, as a guy in the living room, knowing that you're in the shower, taking that shower, and I know what's going on. It is like, oh, it's the greatest feeling ever. It is so odd, because at that point, you can't do anything wrong. Just shut up and show up. That's it.

[Stephanie]

And that.

[Wendy]

Is there a bigger failure than if for some reason she takes that shower and comes out and you screw it up?

[Bretzky]

You can't. You can't.

[Jen]

No, she's already. Again, sorry, guys, but she's made the decision. Makes the decision if you have sex or not.

[Bretzky]

Yeah.

[Mikey Love]

Yeah.

[Bretzky]

Hey, Vicky. Good Morning. You're on Q100.

[Stephanie]

Hi.

[Bretzky]

Hey.

[Stephanie]

So this one time, I was going with a friend to meet this guy at a softball game. I'd never met him before in my life. And I actually changed my mind about the guy when I got there. So we went to the gas station to get them drinks because they were playing, and I bought disposable razors, shaved my legs in the gas station. And my friend had changed clothes in her car, and I changed my clothes.

[Bretzky]

Wow. That's impressive. Wow, he really turned you around.

[Melissa Carter]

Did you get it done?

[Stephanie]

Well, yeah. Okay. I did.

[Bretzky]

You did?

[Jen]

Gas station bathroom that night.

[Stephanie]

But I think I made a better impression.

[Bretzky]

Good for you.

[Melissa Carter]

That's great.

[Bretzky]

Good for you. Thank you for calling gas station bathroom.

[Wendy]

Yes, thank you.

[Melissa Carter]

She's not afraid to admit to the gas station bathroom, but she was afraid to admit to getting the job done.

[Bretzky]

Hey, Emily. Good Morning. You're on Q100.

[Lynn]

Hi.

[Ashley]

Hi, guys.

[Bretzky]

Hey.

[Ashley]

So mine actually is a little bit different. I was actually out with some friends, was totally not planning on, you know, doing that that evening. And then I kind of got this booty call, so left dinner with friends after it was over, went to a Kroger, bought some razors and some soap and what have you. Went into the bathroom and shaved and

[Bretzky]

then went over there.

[Lynn]

Kroger.

[Bretzky]

Kroger.

[Ashley]

I was committed.

[Melissa Carter]

That's a low point. If you stop in the middle of that, you're like, I'm shaving at Kroger. What am I doing?

[Ashley]

I kind of did. I kind of had a moment where I was like, oh, my God, am I really doing this?

[Stephanie]

Wait, yeah.

[Ashley]

No, Yeah, I am.

[Jen]

Yes, I am.

[Bretzky]

I applaud you.

[Jen]

I'll get the payoff.

[Bretzky]

I applaud you. Thank you for calling.

[Ashley]

No problem. Thanks, guys.

[Bretzky]

Kroger.

[Melissa Carter]

That's funny.

[Jen]

See, because what I think is funny is, you know, guys always brag about how, you know, it's almost like their Boy Scout skills, you know, their firefighters skills, where they can go and they. They can create scenarios and they can adapt to any situation. Well, you know, women can too.

[Bretzky]

Chameleon. Sexual chameleon. Hey, Stephanie, you're on the Voice disguiser. Good morning.

[Stephanie]

Hi.

[Bretzky]

Hey.

[Stephanie]

Hey. I actually, I didn't go buy any underwear, but I did stop at a Walgreens. I complained to have, like, this crazy headache after hanging out all night. And so we stopped at the Walgreens, and I went in to supposedly get some medicine, and I got one of those things that you see on TV that you rub the hair off, it goes on your head, and you scrub the hair off your legs. I did that. I didn't buy any underwear, but I did buy feminine wife and just, like, clean up real good

[Jen]

so the headache was better as soon as you left the kitchen.

[Lynn]

All of a sudden, I don't have

[Bretzky]

a headache anymore, honey.

[Wendy]

So this guy went from out on a date with you to, God, I feel like crap. To oh, my God, why is she in Walgreens for so long? To she's naked.

[Stephanie]

But it was easy with the hand thing that you just rub on your legs rather than trying to. Because that would have been a dry razor. That would have hurt.

[Bretzky]

Hey, when there is a will, there is a way to prove that.

[Jen]

Oh, scrubbing it off.

[Bretzky]

Ow.

[Jen]

But whatever.

[Mikey Love]

Good morning.

[Bretzky]

The bar has to be set so low for the dude that you're going out with and then so high in such a short amount of time that I am shocked that we got any of these calls. Good morning, Ashley. You're on the Voice Disguiser. Hi.

[Stephanie]

Well, I actually didn't shave my legs and did wear my granny panties, so I would not sleep with this guy on the first date.

[Lynn]

Right.

[Stephanie]

But the day went so well that. And we met out. He didn't pick me up, so we were going back to his place. I told him I was gonna stop by and get a bottle of wine before getting there. Went to a Walgreens. Did shave in the Walgreens bathroom and used clean toilet water to do it.

[Mikey Love]

Oh.

[Wendy]

What?

[Bretzky]

Damn.

[Wendy]

Right.

[Bretzky]

Shaving the toilet. Guys, how are you shaving us at?

[Stephanie]

So I didn't have to get soap to lather up with. So I'm in the stall, and you can't keep walking out to lather up and rinse the the razor.

[Bretzky]

Ashley, this dude has no idea you're laying on toilet.

[Wendy]

Don't say anything else. Hang up the phone and never admit that again.

[Melissa Carter]

That's awesome.

[Bretzky]

Very nicely done. Stay thirsty, my friend.

[Jen]

She did in the toilet water. Awesome.

[Bretzky]

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[Bretzky]

All right, Jen.

[Jen]

Hobby.

[Bretzky]

How does Love Lost and found work here?

[Melissa Carter]

Basically, this is when two people meet and they make some sort of connection and maybe have enough of a conversation where they would know something about that other person, but for one reason or another, they didn't get the digits, didn't store it in the phone correctly or whatever, chickened out. And then a couple days later they're going, man, that could have really been something. So come to us and tell us the story, how you met and everything, every detail that you have about that person. And we put it out in sort of an all points bulletin to the bird show community. And everybody comes together and tries to track that person down.

[Jen]

I think this is a smooth transition from Run DMC into this guy, you know, because I'm sure he does.

[Melissa Carter]

He does, yeah.

[Bretzky]

I mean, he hears this. He's probably on his head right now spinning right now,

[Ashley]

one handed.

[Lynn]

No, he's doing that.

[Jen]

You know, he's doing that run step before he starts spinning.

[Bretzky]

Hey, Mike, Good morning.

[Mikey Love]

Good morning, y'. All. How you doing?

[Bretzky]

Good, man. How are you?

[Mikey Love]

Good. I was gonna say it's a perfect day with Rev. Run on for me to come as well. So.

[Jen]

I'm very impressed that you're still breakdancing, my friend.

[Mikey Love]

You know what? I don't know if I'd be impressed, but I have a good time with it.

[Wendy]

Can we call you Mike or do you have a street name?

[Mikey Love]

Not yet. I should have one, though.

[Bretzky]

It's Mikey Love, man.

[Wendy]

Okay.

[Bretzky]

Mikey Love doing Love Lost and Found here. I mean, we could already pretty much. We could sort of edit our search right now because this happened last week, right?

[Mikey Love]

It was on the 17th, I think so a couple weeks ago.

[Bretzky]

Okay.

[Melissa Carter]

Okay.

[Bretzky]

And it was at the Pete Yorn show.

[Mikey Love]

Yep. At Center Stage.

[Bretzky]

Break dancing at Pete Yorn.

[Melissa Carter]

How do you even do that?

[Jen]

Challenging yourself?

[Bretzky]

Yeah. Where do you do that at Center Stage?

[Wendy]

Hey, bro, will you search for some Pete Yorn music? I would like to hear. I know it's in there. It's gotta be.

[Mikey Love]

So, see, that's the beauty of it. If you know Pete Yorn and obviously you Guys do that. That's the last place anybody should break dance. And really, I'm not good at it. I'm the last person in the world that should be breakdancing, period, let alone at a Pete Yorn show. So combine those two.

[Bretzky]

Is this some Pete Yorn? Is this him?

[Mikey Love]

That'll do it.

[Bretzky]

This is it right here?

[Mikey Love]

Yeah.

[Melissa Carter]

How do you break dance to this?

[Mikey Love]

You don't really.

[Melissa Carter]

You don't.

[Mikey Love]

You shouldn't.

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Were you drunk?

[Melissa Carter]

Yeah. Why were you doing it? Just to sort of be a show off or what?

[Mikey Love]

No, I. For some reason, I usually end up break dancing just about every time I go out. It's just something that I end up doing. But.

[Wendy]

How old are you?

[Mikey Love]

I'm 35.

[Jen]

That's all right.

[Wendy]

You should never do that after 23, you're saying no?

[Mikey Love]

Yeah, you know, I'm enjoying it.

[Jen]

It's one of the original generation of break dancers. I mean, you know, he's.

[Bretzky]

I mean, everybody else now sort of posing.

[Jen]

Yeah, right.

[Wendy]

I'm assuming streets, but you can't take the streets out of the man.

[Bretzky]

I'm assuming that there wasn't a whole bunch of breakdancers at Pete Yorn. So, I mean, either she saw you or she didn't. She's not gonna go, I wonder if it was the breakdancer with the dark hair or the guy with the blonde hair, the guy with the green shirt. I mean, you're the only one there doing this, right?

[Mikey Love]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Yeah. It's a safe bet.

[Melissa Carter]

Okay.

[Jen]

In some cases, when you make that connection, you don't get the number. It's usually because you chicken out. I'm assuming maybe because you were on your. Spinning on your head and just didn't have access to a pen or something. Right.

[Mikey Love]

You know what? I didn't chicken out. Actually, I did talk to her briefly. One of her friends came over to me and said, that's my friend. She's interested in you. You need to come talk to her.

[Melissa Carter]

Okay.

[Mikey Love]

So I went over and I said, my name is Mike. She said, my name's Amanda. It was loud. We were in the front. I said, well, let's catch up after the show. And then I just dropped the ball after that.

[Bretzky]

All right, this is a real man. This is a real key fact here. Did she say she was interested in you before she saw you break dancing or after she saw you break dancing?

[Mikey Love]

After.

[Bretzky]

Good.

[Melissa Carter]

Oh, well, there's your skills.

[Wendy]

Were you afraid that she didn't see the breakdancing went up to him? Said hi, saw the break dancing and then left.

[Bretzky]

And then. Yeah. Wouldn't respond to.

[Wendy]

Right. Then went hiking and Iran.

[Mikey Love]

No, she definitely. She definitely saw it. That's why I think she's the catch. Because. Because, you know, she knows all the Pete yarn words, and she isn't offended that I'm breakdancing at, you know, a Pete yarn show. So she's gotta be pretty cool.

[Melissa Carter]

What does she look like?

[Mikey Love]

She's got blonde hair, medium height, I guess, straight blonde hair, relatively long. I mean, it was very short, you know, exchange. So that's about all I got right now.

[Jen]

And you were toward the front. You say you toward the front of the. I mean, were you in front of the stage or where were you?

[Mikey Love]

Yeah, on the floor.

[Jen]

Okay.

[Ashley]

Small.

[Mikey Love]

Small floor there.

[Wendy]

Sure. In the pit.

[Jen]

Oh, that's right. Because he had a space to do his thing.

[Mikey Love]

Yeah.

[Bretzky]

Do you know her friend's name?

[Mikey Love]

I do not. She was there with a girlfriend and that girlfriend's boyfriend. Three of them.

[Bretzky]

Well, there is really not. Now, you said you talked to her for a couple of minutes. She must have given you something.

[Mikey Love]

No, really, it was. We were just making eye contact throughout the night, and then it was, I'm Mike. I'm Amanda. Let's talk after the show. And that was it.

[Bretzky]

Dang, huh?

[Wendy]

It's gonna be a tough one.

[Melissa Carter]

She didn't come find you after the show. You weren't looking for her after the show?

[Mikey Love]

Yeah, that's where I dropped the ball. Because I sort of forgot, like, for a second that I was supposed to do that. And then everybody was funneling out, and then it was too late.

[Melissa Carter]

She says she might have been waiting around for him.

[Jen]

He got mad.

[Wendy]

She wanted to be the left side of your caterpillar.

[Bretzky]

Maybe he was dizzy at that point.

[Jen]

She's like, I just got rejected by pregnant.

[Bretzky]

All right, so all we have is a name, dude. I mean, that's really not a lot. Blonde, medium height.

[Melissa Carter]

If you could estimate her age, what would you say?

[Mikey Love]

27, 28.

[Melissa Carter]

Okay.

[Bretzky]

But nothing concrete. She was there with a girlfriend. And you do know that the girlfriend was there with her boyfriend?

[Mikey Love]

Yeah, because she came over and said, that guy is not her boyfriend. He's mine. She's interested in you. You need to talk to her.

[Wendy]

Oh, dude, man, you really set up.

[Mikey Love]

That's why I'm 35 and single. Come on.

[Bretzky]

There's a reason why we're on the radio doing this now.

[Mikey Love]

That's right.

[Lynn]

True.

[Jen]

So really, we just need. I mean, we just have to look out that one of the three of

[Melissa Carter]

them are listening or somebody that went to the Pete Yordon show, or if

[Bretzky]

you have a friend named Amanda that, you know, you went there that night, then you may be the key for us, I mean, because we're not. We don't necessarily. Inevitably, we're looking for Amanda, but if you're sort of the bridge to get to her, then call us also. 404-741. Q100.

[Jen]

It's gonna be tight.

[Bretzky]

Yeah. I don't think we've ever been successful when we just had a name. The only thing that makes us stand out, obviously, is it's a small venue.

[Melissa Carter]

Yeah.

[Bretzky]

You were breakdancing at a Pete Yorn show. So others saw you, and if they were there with Amanda, know who she is and know who you are. So.

[Wendy]

But you know what else might come of this is you might get. We might get a phone call or email message on Facebook or something from somebody who's been looking for a 35 year old breakdancer, you know, and there could be a woman out there who's like, God, you know what? I just haven't found that guy who's got everything. He's got it together, he's got a job, he likes Pete Yorn. He break dances. He's 35.

[Bretzky]

He's a home run.

[Jen]

He's actually in that top 10.

[Melissa Carter]

Somewhere on that list, somebody's like, oh,

[Jen]

when I was young, I loved break

[Wendy]

dance because Burt believes in destiny the way you believe in Beatbox. And I think there's a good chance that the phone will, you know, that the phone will ring or the email light will light up saying, hey, what about me? I'm not Amanda, but I appreciate doing the worm.

[Bretzky]

If this is true break dancing destiny, then Amanda is either listening or one

[Mikey Love]

of her friends are, hey, well, I appreciate any help that you guys can

[Wendy]

give me Electric boogaloo, partner.

[Bretzky]

We'll try, Mike. Thanks. We'll give you a call back if we get any leaves.

[Jen]

Seats.

[Mikey Love]

All right, thank you. See it?

[Bretzky]

Not a lot to go on here.

[Wendy]

He's hanging his head like the end of the robot.

[Melissa Carter]

Okay.

[Bretzky]

All right. If you know an Amanda, did you

[Jen]

look all those terms up like, you had to, didn't you?

[Ashley]

That's awesome.

[Wendy]

Hello, me in the streets.

[Bretzky]

It's in his soul. Look at him. It's in his soul.

[Wendy]

I'm gonna go have to get some spray paint and Tag.

[Melissa Carter]

He's on UrbanDictionary.com right now.

[Bretzky]

If you know of an Amanda, Amanda that was at Pete Yorn. On the 17th. That's really the only thing we have to go on. Do you know Amanda or you know her friend that was there? Then give us a call or shoot us an email at q100atlanta.com or call us. The bird show. Lady Gaga last week went through something that a whole bunch of women end up going through. It's the accidental boob slip.

[Jen]

Mm.

[Bretzky]

You're not even. Yeah, just. There they are. I mean, in the most embarrassing of situations, right. For her, it was in front of a couple of thousand people on stage. For Ashley, how are you this morning?

[Ashley]

I'm good. How are you?

[Bretzky]

Good. Okay. Where'd the accidental boob slip happen for you?

[Ashley]

I was at Warp Tour last week, and I had a tank top on with an undershirt. Got hot, took the tank top off, went crowd surfing. Tank top, came to the side, didn't even notice it was going through the crowd. When I came down, there they were.

[Wendy]

But you almost have to if you're crowd surfing at the Warped Tour. Yeah, you have to somehow.

[Melissa Carter]

That's not.

[Wendy]

Expose yourself or something.

[Bretzky]

Yeah, that's kind of a green light for groping right there. I think for guys, it's like, if you're gonna go up here, I'm gonna.

[Melissa Carter]

All the guys, you can always see, they're all trying to reach in and do a.

[Bretzky]

It's like. It's like sharks on chum at that point. And you're not accountable because there are so many people grabbing at you. Like, what, my hands? Yeah, whatever, Creeper. Hey, Nigel. Good morning. You're on Q100.

[Mikey Love]

Hey, good morning, guys.

[Jen]

Good morning.

[Mikey Love]

I hire lifeguards, and so part of the hiring process, they have to enter the water and do some tests. And this one girl, she hopped in the water. She's doing her thing, and before she hops out, she's fixing her hair.

[Lynn]

I'm like, why?

[Mikey Love]

She worried about her hair? And I'm looking at her chest, and I'm like, oh, my God, Is that what I think it is? Oh, it is. Oh, it is. And there's, like, about 10 people in the pool, plus my other staff. And then she hops out the water, still fixing her hair, and it's just flops out, and she still doesn't recognize it. I'm like, oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. And she finally looks up at me, and I'm moving my hand to cover her chest, and she just falls back in the water mortified, and she just runs out. And it was an interview, and she never came back.

[Bretzky]

Hey, Rob. Good Morning. You're on Q100.

[Mikey Love]

Hey, how's it going?

[Bretzky]

Okay, man, how are you?

[Mikey Love]

I'm pretty good.

[Bretzky]

What's up?

[Mikey Love]

So, all right. It wasn't my boob slip, but my girlfriend's. We were on a cruise last January and we're at the formal dinner, the captain's dinner, and you're at a table with several other couples. Now I'm wearing my tux. She's wearing a low cut gown and she reaches across the table to grab some butter.

[Jen]

Oh, no.

[Mikey Love]

And her whole breast just comes out. She doesn't realize I have to reach across the table and try to pull her dress back up. And everyone's just kind of looking and awkward sign.

[Melissa Carter]

All the guys at the table are trying to pretend like they didn't see.

[Wendy]

Just so you know. Like, I would say the majority of guys in a proper, like if you're at the warp tour and they're drunk out of their mind, it's one thing. But if the majority of guys are as embarrassed as you are when that happens, because the guy.

[Bretzky]

Well, if you're the date or you're

[Wendy]

the husband, even if you're not, like if you're the guy, if you're interviewing some 18 year old lifeguard and that crap pops out and you're like, you can't be the dude who looks.

[Bretzky]

I'm saying cover it up.

[Wendy]

Yeah, what's up, creeper? But then what do you do? You're like. And guys aren't good.

[Bretzky]

I see it.

[Wendy]

I don't want to touch it. Yeah, dude.

[Bretzky]

Hey, Anna. Good morning.

[Stephanie]

Good morning. How you all doing?

[Bretzky]

Okay, thanks.

[Ashley]

Oh, this is really. It was really embarrassing. We were at the fair on a ride that had like five pots. So it was me and my boyfri and some children and I had on a strapless shirt. And when we go flying in the air upside down on the ride, my boobs are flying everywhere and I can't. I can't get them. I can't control them at all. And it was just really, really embarrassing. It was nothing I could do until the ride stopped and actually right in front of the children have to adjust.

[Mikey Love]

It was totally embarrassing because there's nothing you can do.

[Bretzky]

Your hands are tied down. That's the longest, biggest ride of your life.

[Melissa Carter]

Seatbelts and the boobs.

[Bretzky]

The bird show.

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