Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, February 17 [Vault]

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Bert Show – Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, February 17 [Vault]

Date: February 17, 2026
Hosts: Bert, Kristin, Abby, Cassie, Tommy & The Bert Show Cast

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Bert Show brings the classic morning radio blend of listener drama, candid confessions, and personal anecdotes, all tied together by the hosts’ quick wit and authenticity. The two main themes are “weekend remorse” stories—listeners and hosts confessing things they regret doing—and a deep dive into an Atlanta urban legend about high rates of sexual activity in senior living facilities. The show is peppered with memorable, laugh-out-loud moments and relatable real-life situations, balanced by the hosts’ conversational, often irreverent, tone.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Weekend Remorse Confessions

Timestamps: 01:01–13:00

• The hosts kick off by asking listeners if anyone has “weekend remorse”—regrettable decisions made over the weekend, such as questionable tattoos, bad purchases, or relationship drama.

Highlights:

• Tattoo Regret:

  • Main Male Host relates getting “starter kit” tattoos, reminiscing about drunken, cliché choices.

    “We go out, we get tattoos… I think it probably says ‘tool’ or ‘cliché.’” (01:36)

  • Banter about common tattoo types: Asian symbols, barbed wire, tribal bands, etc.

• Caller Stories:

  • Tattoo with a Friend Who's Now an Ex-Friend

    • Caller Stacy (06:58) shares she and a friend got matching tattoos then fell out, leading to instant remorse.
      • Quote: “We just have a lot of disagreements... and just decided to separate, go separate ways.” —Stacy (07:20)
    • Hosts poke fun at the “best friends forever” when you’re drunk:

      “No, seriously. I love you. We’ll be best friends forever!” (07:47)

  • Lost Wedding Ring:

    • Omar (05:07) lost his wedding ring just three months after getting married, fears telling his wife.
      • Quote: “No, I just realized and I just left the house. I was like, I ain’t gonna say nothing. I’m gone.” —Omar (05:45)
    • Hosts joke about differences in how men and women notice lost rings.

  • Car Stolen After Neglect:

    • Caller describes (04:07) leaving her car unlocked out of fatigue, only to find it stolen the next day.

  • Rapid Divorce:

    • Jason reveals (10:40) he got married in June but just received divorce papers—his wife left him for one of his girlfriends.
      • Quote: “My wife hand me divorce papers and tell me she was leaving me for one of my good girlfriends.” —Jason (10:40)
    • The hosts express shock and touch on sexuality and honesty in relationships.

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2. Urban Legends: Senior Living Sexcapades

Timestamps: 13:57–26:06

• Main Male Host introduces a local Atlanta urban legend: Sunrise Senior Living in Buckhead is rumored to have more sexual activity than college dorms. Hosts debate whether this is true and take calls from listeners and industry insiders.

Highlights:

• Discussion on Senior Sex:

  • Debates distinction between “senior living” and “nursing home,” clarifies that many seniors remain vibrant and sexually active.
  • The hosts speculate on social dynamics, likening senior living cliques to high school:

    “There’s always the skank, there’s always the goody-goody, there’s, you know, the dude that’s the player...” (16:39)

  • Running joke: “The sun’s not the only thing rising in Sunrise.” (17:06)

• Listener Calls:

  • Mindy: Reports her parents’ Florida retirement community has the highest STD rates due to unprotected sex.

    “All the seniors, they can’t get pregnant, so they’re having unprotected sex.” —Mindy (18:08)

  • Nursing Home Worker: Tells story about having to cut up bananas after discovering their “other uses.”

    • Quote: “They were using them for other means and we had to start cutting them up.” (19:45)

  • Retirement Home Director: Confirms “a lot of sex going on” in her community.

    • She notes relationships, “shack-ups,” and even injury incidents (bruising, hyperventilating), but also reiterates it’s residents’ private choice.

      “We don’t discourage anything. We don’t encourage it, but we don’t discourage it.” (21:12)

    • Confirms classic clique dynamics exist, echoes the “high school never ends” concept.
      • “You have the popular girl, you have the clique, people who have several boyfriends...” (21:34)

  • Sunrise Senior Living Resident (“Amy”): Confirms activity is common but not excessive compared to other places.

    “It is common and it does happen quite often.” (23:04)

    • Calls Sunrise “the cream of the crop for assisted living.” (24:26)

  • Retirement Village Employee: Describes a resident “Crazy Lou” with multiple girlfriends, and an exuberant 104-year-old who made his mark in the community.

    • Quote: “We had a guy who called himself Crazy Lou. He had about seven or eight different girlfriends, would go from room to room all day and all night.” (24:49)
    • Another anecdote: 104-year-old WWI vet cruising the halls naked in his electric wheelchair for attention (25:31).

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3. Hilarious 911 Call: When Marijuana Brownies Go Wrong

Timestamps: 27:13–33:46

• The show replays a viral 911 call of Edward Sanchez, a police officer, and his wife who overdosed (psychologically) after eating marijuana brownies made with confiscated evidence.
  • Edward, clearly high, panics:
    • Quote: “I think we’re dead. I really do.” (27:48)
    • He assures the dispatcher he’s not hallucinating by asking the score of the Red Wings game.

      “I just want to make sure this isn’t some type of, like, hallucination that I’m having. What’s the score in the Red Wings game?” (32:33)

  • The hosts delight in the absurdity of the call, with the main male host noting the best part is when Edward tries to verify reality through hockey scores.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “We were such tools. It is the most ridiculous. Why is that cool? That we had to match?” —Main Male Host on matching tattoos (08:12)
• “I think that with the exception of the kids’ initials, the rest of them will be gone. … When they come up with a way to get rid of them quickly and painlessly.” —Main Male Host on tattoo regret (02:44)
• “The sun’s not the only thing rising in Sunrise.” —Co-Host 2, joking about senior living sexual activity (17:06)
• “We don’t discourage anything. We don’t encourage it, but we don’t discourage it.” —Retirement Home Director (21:12)
• “We had to start cutting up the bananas for the old ladies.” —Nursing Home Staff (19:28)
• “We had a guy who called himself Crazy Lou. He had about seven or eight different girlfriends…” —Retirement Village Employee (24:49)
• “I think we’re dead. I really do.” —Edward Sanchez, 911 caller and cop (27:48)
• “I just want to make sure this isn’t some type of, like, hallucination that I’m having. What’s the score in the Red Wings game?” —Edward Sanchez (32:36)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Weekend Remorse Confessions: 01:01–13:00
• Urban Legends – Sunrise Senior Sexcapades: 13:57–26:06
• Viral Marijuana Brownie 911 Call: 27:13–33:46

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Tone & Style

The episode’s tone is playful, honest, and candid—with a fast-moving pace found in the best morning radio. The hosts riff off each other and listeners, never taking themselves too seriously but often landing on human moments of empathy and relatability. The laughter is genuine and the attitude delightfully irreverent, making the episode both engaging and memorable for diehard fans and first-time listeners alike.

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Perfect for:
Fans of humorous, real-life confessions; those who enjoy urban legend debunking; and anyone who craves a candid, funny take on everyday drama.

Transcript

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[The Birch Show Host]

The Birch Show.

[Main Male Host]

Is there anybody listening with some kind of weekend remorse right now? Could have been a one night stand. I think, Jeff, you might have mentioned a tattoo you got over the weekend. Yeah.

[Co-Host 1]

Did anybody get a tattoo over the weekend that they are regretting today?

[Main Male Host]

Who's got weekend remorse? You did something to the boss, the boss did something to you.

[Co-Host 2]

You spent a lot of money, like on a new car that you can't afford.

[Main Male Host]

Could be. I'm thinking there's going to be a lot of alcohol induced ones. You made out with a gay guy, Wendy.

[Co-Host 2]

Well, I'm not remorseful because the gay guy, I mean, I was a girl. This was like what happened?

[Main Male Host]

Could be a million things. Could be a million things. You made out with your girlfriend's sister. She still doesn't know about it. It's never gonna happen again. You're not gonna tell anybody, but you don't feel good about it. A couple years ago, I was down in Dallas. My, you know, you know, high school best friend, junior high school, even best friend. Today John comes to visit me in Dallas. We go get our drink on pretty well. We have to have our bonding experience. We go out, we get tattoos.

[Co-Host 1]

Little butterflies on the small of your back.

[Co-Host 2]

What did you guys gamble?

[Main Male Host]

We got that little. My little tattoo starter kit 1. The one that has a little Asian symbol.

[Co-Host 3]

Oh, right. Is that level one is an Asian symbol?

[Main Male Host]

Yeah, I think that's totally. It is. It's tattoo 101. And I think it probably says tool or cliche.

[Co-Host 1]

Did you get that one?

[Co-Host 2]

Second level, some kind of band around the arm. I don't know. Tribal tattoo. Oh, wait a second, you got one of those too.

[Co-Host 1]

It's the barbed wire bird has her arms.

[Co-Host 3]

And then you have the parental tattoo.

[Main Male Host]

Yeah, the one with the kids initials. And I've got the. I do have the butterfly right by the genitalia.

[Co-Host 3]

It stretches out. When you get older and have babies.

[Main Male Host]

I will get all of them. I think that with the exception of the kids initials, the rest of them will be gone. I will eventually get rid of them all when they come up with a way to get rid of them quickly and painlessly. Because right now it's really, really, really painful. I'll get them taken care of. But if you have weekend remorse, maybe it's a tattoo. You slept with the wrong person, had your first one night stand. Could be a purchase. 404, 741Q100. Hey, Denny, good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning.

[Main Male Host]

How are you?

[Caller/Guest]

Pretty good, actually.

[Main Male Host]

Are you calling about the remorse thing?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, it's about the Georgia Tech student that a shoot didn't open Saturday. It's got out of the farm.

[Main Male Host]

Yeah. Why do you have remorse about that?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, we actually set back up. We rescheduled. They gave us rain checks to come back on the 23rd.

[Main Male Host]

You were with that with the party? That was.

[Caller/Guest]

No, they were. They were in the load right before us.

[Co-Host 1]

So why do you have remorse? Hello?

[Main Male Host]

Yeah, I think he just needed to tell somebody's story. Yeah, you need to be tied in somehow to the guy that passed away this weekend.

[Co-Host 3]

Aw.

[Main Male Host]

That'S so sad, Mike. Yeah, I think dude pretty much killed our calls.

[Co-Host 1]

No, try line four.

[Main Male Host]

Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning.

[Main Male Host]

Baby. Baby, what's going on?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I got home Friday night and I was really tired and lazy, so I left my car unlocked. And then the next morning he was gone.

[Co-Host 2]

Oh no.

[Co-Host 3]

The whole car was stolen?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, he was gone. And I woke up and I was like, you know, I'm going to the mall, it's Saturday. I got ready, I went outside, my car was gone.

[Co-Host 1]

Was it a situation where you were like home and then you went in the house and then you were sitting there watching TV or something, maybe with your pajamas on, and you're like, shoot, I think I forgot to lock the car.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, well, no, because I left my car locked many, many times and it was an old car and I never thought I wanted to take that. So they did.

[Main Male Host]

That sucks because you do. I've done that before also. Where you have that. That brief? Like, should I go lock? It'll be fine. I live in a fine neighborhood. Nothing's gonna happen to my car.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, that's what I thought. I moved in. I just moved into a nicer, you know, neighborhood that I lived before. And I never, never thought it would happen to me, but I understand it did.

[Co-Host 3]

Oh, sorry.

[Main Male Host]

Oh, that's a bummer. Omar is not feeling so great this morning either. Omar, you've got weekend regret.

[Caller/Guest]

I do.

I went out for the first time. I just got married three months ago, went out to my aunt's 50th birthday party, and I lost my wedding wearing.

[Main Male Host]

You lost your wedding? Oh, no. Already? Now some are gonna say, why did you have it off in the first place?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, I was hoping, packing up the chairs and stuff. After we got done, I took it off. Cause it gets caught and it's somewhere.

[Co-Host 1]

Ooh, that's the worst.

[Caller/Guest]

And, you know, my wife has a problem with me, you know, drinking or whatnot, which I didn't really drink that much anyway, but it's just gonna look bad.

[Co-Host 3]

You haven't told her yet?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I just realized, and I just left the house. I was like, I ain't gonna say nothing. I'm gone.

Bye.

[Co-Host 3]

Like, it's already a Monday. I don't need to hear it on.

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's all messed up.

[Main Male Host]

So there is a chance you can find it. Like, you can go back today. Like, I don't even know that I would tell her yet.

[Caller/Guest]

No, I'm not gonna say no until I, like, can't find it at all. I'll be like, look, baby, things is going wrong.

[Co-Host 3]

So he's already planning out in his head what he's gonna have to say to her.

[Caller/Guest]

That's what's happening.

[Main Male Host]

You should have a backup plan.

[Co-Host 1]

But, yeah, you know what you should do is next time you see her diamond sitting around unattended, like, next to the sink or something, take it.

[Main Male Host]

Just taking it.

[Caller/Guest]

Like you lost yours too.

[Co-Host 3]

Yeah.

[Co-Host 1]

And then when she comes to you and she's like, oh, my God, you're not gonna believe this. Oh, my God. Well, it's okay. I lost mine. Right.

[Main Male Host]

See, that's the difference between guys and women, though. Like, a woman will notice the very first time she sees you if you don't have the ring on, where as the woman, she might lose her three weeks ago. And it'll take you that long as a guy to figure out that it's not on her finger anymore.

[Co-Host 2]

Yeah, I'm surprised that he said he just realized this morning that it was off and she hadn't seen it yet. Be off.

[Co-Host 3]

Right.

[Main Male Host]

She must have been sleeping. He just. And he pulled out before she even woke up. Hey, Stacy. Good Morning. You're on Q100.

[Caller/Guest]

What's up?

[Main Male Host]

Hey. You have remorse from the weekend?

[Caller/Guest]

It was actually a couple of weekends ago, and me and one of my really good friends went out, got a tattoo, the same exact tattoo. And now we are no longer friends.

[Co-Host 2]

Oh, what happened? I mean, just last weekend you were tattoo buddies. What happened? What happened? Since then.

[Caller/Guest]

We just have a lot of disagreements. I mean, the guy she's dating, the guy that I'm dating, it's just not working out. So we've gotten to a lot of arguments and just decided to separate, go separate ways.

[Main Male Host]

Well, didn't those arguments and that tension occur before you guys got the tattoos?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, let's just say we weren't in our right mind.

[Main Male Host]

Okay. Yeah, you're all right.

[Co-Host 3]

They were best friends forever rather than just best friends for right now.

[Caller/Guest]

Exactly.

[Co-Host 2]

They're the. They're the. I seriously love you drunks. Like, no, seriously. No, seriously.

[Co-Host 3]

No, seriously.

[Co-Host 2]

I love you. We'll be best friends forever.

[911 Operator]

Let's get a tattoo.

[Co-Host 2]

Gotcha.

[Main Male Host]

That is one of the most overrated things. Like when I see. When I end up hanging out with my friend John, who lives in California, and we have the same tattoos. We have the same arm. We've got that wave band, and we also have the symbol. And I look at it, and I'm just like, we were such tools. It is the most ridiculous.

[Co-Host 3]

Why is that cool? That we had to match, right?

[Main Male Host]

We're such good friends, dude.

[Co-Host 2]

You know, somebody's got the little broken heart, the half heart. Yeah. And their best friend has the other half heart. Just like the old necklaces. They got the tattoos, and now they don't speak and don't know what happened in the other one.

[Co-Host 3]

Yeah. At least you and John are still friends.

[Main Male Host]

Yeah, we're definitely still friends.

[Co-Host 3]

I mean, that's. You know, that's a good thing. And my goodness, was your tattoos that bonded you together, man.

[Main Male Host]

Our next bonding experience will be when we go to get them removed together. Also.

[Co-Host 1]

Is it one of you guys? Who is it?

[Main Male Host]

What?

[Co-Host 2]

What? You're thinking that. Did you take pictures of you and John? I mean, have y' all taken a picture with flexing your arm?

[Main Male Host]

Oh, look at us. We haven't. Yeah, of course. Yeah, you have. No, we haven't.

[Co-Host 3]

With that smile on your face.

[Main Male Host]

I think It's a funny concept, but. No, we haven't.

[Co-Host 2]

Stacy puts it in black and white photo.

[Co-Host 1]

Oh, no. Who is it that has. The friend who was. Whose father was. Had a heart attack or a stroke or something and was in the hospital and was like. They took out the feeding tube, and the guy left immediately and went and got the rip things, and then his father recovered.

[Co-Host 2]

Oh, no, I never heard that story.

[Co-Host 1]

Wasn't one of you guys.

[Co-Host 3]

No, no.

[Co-Host 1]

Yeah, it was the guy who's like, he drove home.

[Main Male Host]

They said that. I mean, they brought the priest in probably to do that, right?

[Co-Host 1]

They did the whole thing, and they said he had whatever.

[Co-Host 2]

I mean, that's a. That's a happy ending, though, right?

[Co-Host 1]

And so as soon as they took out the, you know, breathing thing, the guy couldn't handle it. You know, he's like, I can't be in here. And left and went out and had a couple beers and got the rest in peace thing and then went back to the family and dad woke up.

[Co-Host 3]

Dad was okay.

[Co-Host 1]

I mean, it was obviously a long recovery, but he still had that into, like.

[Co-Host 3]

I'm trying to think what you could.

[Co-Host 1]

Rip, rip, curl.

[Main Male Host]

There you go.

[Co-Host 3]

Don't you know, can you surf or something?

[Main Male Host]

You go on a family vacation. You could be vacationing on the equator, and you would never take your shirt off.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Co-Host 1]

Oh, I'm so sorry to hear about your dad. Oh, he's all right. Well, why'd you get that? Well, it's a long story, but.

[Main Male Host]

Whoops.

[Co-Host 1]

Or you just. You're tired of telling the story, so you're like, oh, thank you. Yeah, he passed away on. What's more important, 22nd. 89, I think. Yeah, 89.

[Main Male Host]

Jason had a crappy weekend.

[Caller/Guest]

Jason, what's going on?

What happened?

[Main Male Host]

I still sound a little down bubby.

[Co-Host 3]

Little remorse.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah, what happened? Got married. June 6th. This past weekend, my wife hand me divorce paper and tell me she was leaving me for one of my good girlfriends.

[Main Male Host]

Oh, wow. That's gonna get complicated. So you just got married in June?

[Caller/Guest]

June 6th.

[Main Male Host]

June 6th. And she leaves you for one of your good girl friends?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[Co-Host 3]

Damn.

[Main Male Host]

Damn.

[Co-Host 3]

Now, did she tell you that she knew she was gay before or she's just in love with this woman or what's. What did you say?

[Caller/Guest]

I didn't even ask. Didn't even ask. I still have the papers with me right now. Debating on signing them or not.

[Main Male Host]

Like, you know that before you get married, right? I mean, you know, you're.

[Co-Host 2]

Of course you do.

[Main Male Host]

You know, when you're she probably married you to be around that girl.

[Caller/Guest]

I mean, they weren't even around each other that much since we've been together, so I don't know.

[Co-Host 2]

Okay. She knew.

[Main Male Host]

She knew? Yeah. She didn't become gay in six.

[Co-Host 2]

It's almost like you may be the guy that she thought she had feelings for and give you a shot.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I guess that could be it.

[Co-Host 2]

She should have been honest with you.

[Main Male Host]

So she comes back today and she said that was stupid. It was just a thing. Will you take her back?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[Main Male Host]

That's it.

[Caller/Guest]

So why would you hesitate to get the paper? That means she wants to do it. So she changed her mind. That's her. I'm gone.

[Co-Host 3]

So after that question the Burches asked you if, you know, if she wanted to work it out with you, you're saying no? Why would you say you wouldn't sign the papers then?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I'm just debating why I'm assigning eventually, just when I get ready.

[Main Male Host]

It's just too much of a shock right now. You can't even. Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Exactly.

[Main Male Host]

I'm sorry. That sucks.

[Co-Host 2]

Good luck.

[Main Male Host]

What is that?

[Co-Host 1]

Is the other girl hot at least?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah.

[Co-Host 1]

Okay, good.

[Co-Host 3]

I think.

[Main Male Host]

And you never saw anything happening between the two of them at all? Like, you never had? Like. Oh, you know what? I bet if I worked this hard, I bet I could get a little his and hers and hers going on there.

[Caller/Guest]

Uh, she stays in Arizona. Thank you for coming.

[Main Male Host]

That does suck, dude. Not exactly a remorse weekend. That's just a crappy weekend.

[Co-Host 2]

He didn't do anything wrong.

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The Birch show.

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[Main Male Host]

All right, I would like to either find out if this is factor urban myth here around Atlanta. This is sort of our, our version of Snopes.

[Co-Host 1]

Local Snopes.

[Main Male Host]

Local Snopes. And Snopes is a website that if you've heard an urban legend or something that just makes sense to you, you get one of those emails from like 12 Nigerians that need some cash and.

[Co-Host 2]

You to put, all right, you have.

[Main Male Host]

To get in the US or whatever. You go here and they tell you, yeah, it's true or new or no, it's just a myth. So I've got one for you guys this weekend. And I'm not sure how many calls we can get on this because I'm looking for one specific place. So maybe we make it even broader than this. But what I heard over the last week and a half is, have you guys ever heard of Sunrise Senior living in Buckhead?

[Co-Host 1]

Maybe you sent the one that decorates the tree in 400.

[Main Male Host]

I'm not sure if that's the one that does it.

[Co-Host 1]

Is it on Lenox Road?

[Main Male Host]

Leave it. It is 1000 Lenox Park.

[Co-Host 1]

I drive by it all the time because I have friends who live down there, but I don't know anything about it. I just drive past it.

[Main Male Host]

It's like this really nice complex. It looks, it kind of has this old school feel to it, but all new construction and it's, you know, it's a senior citizen home.

[Co-Host 3]

Okay.

[Main Male Host]

So what I have heard goes on at this place is I heard that there is more, there's more sex going on at that place between these senior citizens than goes on at fraternity and sorority houses.

[Co-Host 3]

Do they have floors, like a female floor and a male floor and they're kind of like smoothing rooms?

[Co-Host 1]

No, these are adults. You don't have to separate them by floor. They're all grown up.

[Co-Host 2]

Yeah.

[Main Male Host]

They can make their own decisions a.

[Co-Host 2]

Whole life and they're not done yet.

[Co-Host 3]

So it's senior living. It's not, it's not like a nursing home or whatever.

[Main Male Host]

Even if it is, what do you call.

[Co-Host 2]

Well, a nurse. I mean, now they, if you're, if you are still active and you don't need round the clock care, then it's usually considered a senior living facility. So that if they're, you know, they just have to be surrounded by other seniors. But if there is a nursing home, that's usually where you aren't active anymore. So you need, you know, around the clock nursing Care.

[Main Male Host]

So I guess the broader question is if you work in one of these, is there a lot of that that still goes on between people, between floors? And if you work at Sunrise Senior Living, is that place either better or worse than others? That's the myth. That is the rumor that is floating around Atlanta. And I just want to find out, is it true or is it not?

[Co-Host 2]

Well, I think the only limitation they would have is their own bodies. But there's no inhibitions. I mean, if you are a 70 something year old woman, then you're not worried about what people are gonna think. Are they gonna call me slut?

[Co-Host 3]

I don't know.

[Co-Host 2]

I mean, you're 70 something years old.

[Co-Host 1]

Do you think, do you think there's. Do you think somebody is known as the slut of Sunset House or whatever it's called?

[Main Male Host]

I am absolutely sure. It doesn't get. It's no different, it's the name of the house than when you're in. A freshman in high school or a freshman in college or any clique. It's like there's always the skank, there's always the goody goody. There's, you know, the dude that's the player. I'm sure he's going, working his way through all those senior women also. I bet it's no different.

[Co-Host 1]

Yeah. What's the name of the place again?

[Main Male Host]

Sunrise Senior Living.

[Co-Host 1]

Sunrise Senior Living. Do you think there is a skank of Sunrise Senior Living?

[Co-Host 2]

The sun's not the only thing rising in Sunrise.

[Co-Host 1]

Hey, hey. Do you think when somebody checks in, like let's say Melissa gets. Because you're getting up there in years.

[Co-Host 2]

Yeah. Well, I went to Julie Andrews on Saturday night.

[Main Male Host]

Definitely aged a little.

[Co-Host 1]

So let's say after the show, just.

[Co-Host 2]

Call me a gay gray.

[Co-Host 1]

Wendy, Jen, Bert and I decide that that's where you need to live. Like your first night there, do you think somebody comes to you and says, I just want you to let you know, stay away from Harry because he is and nobody likes it. He's not clean.

[Main Male Host]

I'm absolutely sure there's the same cliques in senior living than there are in high school.

[Co-Host 3]

Oh, I'm sure.

[Co-Host 2]

I would just put my house shoes on and I would go down, I would see Harry.

[Co-Host 1]

Try to get yourself into his room. Get yourself a sponge bath coat on from Howard.

[Main Male Host]

Here's Mindy. Good Morning here on Q100.

[Caller/Guest]

Hi there. My parents live in a community in Florida, a retirement community. And they sent me an article about a couple of months ago that it had the highest Rate of sexually transmitted diseases in the country.

[Co-Host 1]

Hello.

[Caller/Guest]

All the seniors, they can't get pregnant, so they're having unprotected sex.

[Co-Host 2]

There's another thing about it where there's no inhibitions right now. Are you talking about the one that your parents live in or the Sunrise community?

[Caller/Guest]

No, no, I'm talking about where my parents live. So, you know, fortunately, they're still married and I think that the rate of their transmission between each other is going to be minimal. But they're all, you know, there's widows and all sorts of people that just feel like, hey, you know, I've earned this. Let's.

[Main Male Host]

Sure, I understand.

[Co-Host 1]

Do you think there's some people right now who've been on the fence about wanting to go into one of those places and now they're like, sign me up.

[Main Male Host]

There's a whole bunch of 24 year olds listening right now going, I know where I'm. My next apartment's going to be.

[Co-Host 1]

God, I really think I'm reaching retirement age. You're 31. I know. My bones are feeling it.

[Co-Host 2]

I think it's about to rain. I can feel it in my knee.

[Main Male Host]

So we're specifically looking for Sunrise Senior Living. Is that the place that where most of this activity, there's a lot of sex between seniors going on, or does it happen at all these senior citizen places? They're all just doing it. Good morning, Q100.

[Co-Host 1]

Hazel will take out her teeth if you ask her.

[Main Male Host]

Melissa. Hi.

[Co-Host 1]

What?

[Caller/Guest]

I used to work at a nursing home and we actually had to start cutting up the bananas for the old lady.

[Main Male Host]

Come on, you're not.

[Co-Host 3]

Stop it now.

[Co-Host 1]

You're lying.

[Caller/Guest]

No way. You swear we could not give them whole bananas?

[Main Male Host]

No. Really? Is this a local place?

[Caller/Guest]

No, actually it's down in South Georgia.

[Co-Host 3]

Whoa.

[Main Male Host]

Okay, so at one point you had to figure out like, where are all the bananas going?

[Co-Host 2]

Are you kidding?

[Caller/Guest]

They were just like. They were. Well, they're soft, they're easy to eat with, you know, when the old ladies don't have any teeth. And so we would just give it to them. And then we discovered they were using them for other means and we had to start cutting them up.

[Co-Host 2]

Imagine finding that the first time pure romance has to go down to the senior citizens homes.

[Co-Host 3]

Now we got a whole new market.

[Co-Host 1]

No, because you know how old people will save money. They'll cut corners. They're not spending money on pure romance. When everybody knows that Jerry leaves his pipe sitting on the nightstand after he dozes off.

[Main Male Host]

Hey, Kelly, you're on Q100.

[Co-Host 1]

You smell like tobacco.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, I'm an executive director at a retirement community and assisted living and there's a lot of sex going on. There is really a lot, A lot of people that live together, they meet there and then they move in the room together and they just kind of shack up that sky.

[Co-Host 3]

Have you ever had any injuries due to a shack up in the senior citizen home?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[Co-Host 3]

You have injuries like a broken hip or like somebody falls out?

[Caller/Guest]

More like bruises falling out of the bed or hyperventilating, having to call the paramedic.

[Co-Host 2]

Oh, no.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Main Male Host]

And they're allowed to. I mean, they're allowed to do anything they want. It's like an apartment complex. Right. If they want to sleep with some 90 year old dude, they go ahead and do it.

[Caller/Guest]

Absolutely. We, that. We don't discourage anything. We don't encourage it, but we don't discourage it. So it's their own apartment. They can do what they want. They can check up were we.

[Main Male Host]

Was my assumption correct in that it never really changes from high school? Like you've got the, you know, the classroom, you got the player, you got the nice guy.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes. You have the popular girl, you have the click, which you have the, you know, people who shack up, people who have several boyfriends.

[Co-Host 1]

Do you ever have to resolve lovers quarrels?

[Caller/Guest]

Not really, but we kind of have to console at times.

[Main Male Host]

There's a nasty breakup or something.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, there's kind of like, well, he's, you know, I mean. And also you have to remember when residents or us get older and Alzheimer's sometimes kicks in, you lose your. That's kind of the first thing that goes, is your inability to differentiate between what's appropriate and what isn't.

[Main Male Host]

So you might be sleeping all down the hall and just never remember it.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, no, we wouldn't let that happen. But you might grope somebody and not realize you're not supposed to be doing it.

[Main Male Host]

At what age is that acceptable? At what age can you say, well, he didn't know what he was doing.

[Co-Host 1]

Wait, you start the backwards clock ticking.

[Main Male Host]

I wonder if I'm getting close. All right, we found somebody that lives at Sunrise Senior Living.

[Co-Host 2]

Yay.

[Main Male Host]

All right, we will either dispel this rumor or we will absolutely prove it to be true. All right, we will call her Amy. She is on the voice disguiser. Is Sunrise Senior living a big old hoe house?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I wouldn't go that far, but I would say that it is common and it does happen quite often.

[Main Male Host]

Quite often?

[Caller/Guest]

Quite often, yes.

[Main Male Host]

Why is it.

[Caller/Guest]

Why Would you want to lose that part of you even just because you get older?

[Main Male Host]

I agree.

[Co-Host 2]

Yeah, I agree, too.

[Caller/Guest]

So, I mean, yeah, they're still young. They're kids at heart, and they enjoy what they do. So, you know, we don't encourage it, like the last caller said, but, you know, we don't prohibit it either.

[Main Male Host]

Let me ask you this, because there are different condo communities and apartment complexes where they just sort of cater to a younger, better looking crowd. Single crowd, like Metropolis or what's the one in Buckhead?

[Co-Host 1]

Well, like anything, I think, you know, if you sign up to live in Vinings, you're gonna be young and single and attractive. If you're renting an apartment in Vinings.

[Main Male Host]

Right.

[Co-Host 1]

That's probably a given. So are you gonna ask if there's certain senior centers?

[Main Male Host]

There's like an Eclipse.

[Co-Host 3]

Oh, that's funny.

[Main Male Host]

You know, like.

[Co-Host 3]

Like that more exclusive senior home, right.

[Main Male Host]

Where they go and they all hook up together.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, that's a good question. I'm not sure, but, you know, I can't believe you called out Sunrise specifically. But, you know, we have several homes in the Atlanta metro area, so, I mean, we have a lot to choose from. So I guess you could pick on your location that you want, and that could kind of mean, you know, where the people have come from and, you know, their backgrounds.

[Main Male Host]

Because somehow some way, like all the good looking single people know Eclipse is where you got to go. Right. You know, so I was wondering if there is, like, a retirement home where, look, if you're going to get a lot, you got to go over to.

[Caller/Guest]

Sunrise is the cream of the crop for assisted living anyways.

[Main Male Host]

Of course.

[Co-Host 1]

Of course.

[Main Male Host]

Of course it is.

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

Without a doubt.

[Main Male Host]

All right, so you can say that it does happen, but you don't know if it happens any more there than it does anywhere else.

[Caller/Guest]

No, you couldn't say that now.

[Main Male Host]

Okay, thank you.

[Caller/Guest]

Thank you.

[Main Male Host]

One more call on this.

[Caller/Guest]

Hello.

[Main Male Host]

The urge never goes away. Good morning, Q100.

[Co-Host 1]

Very excited.

[Co-Host 3]

That's good.

[911 Operator]

Hey.

[Co-Host 2]

Hey.

[Caller/Guest]

I used to work for a retirement village actually, here in the Atlanta area. And we had a guy who called himself Crazy Lou. He had about seven or eight different girlfriends, would go from room to room to room to room all day and all night. And they were literally crazy about him.

[Main Male Host]

And all the women knew about this.

[Caller/Guest]

Guy going, oh, oh, yeah. They all knew about each other. And his. His wife, he had dementia. He didn't have Alzheimer's, but he had dementia. And his wife had passed and her name is Eleanor, and he had Three girlfriends named Eleanor.

[Main Male Host]

Do you think anybody has ever tried faking that whole dementia thing so they could go from room to room and say, I don't even remember doing that?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I'm going to probably. We had one guy, and he was 104, and he was one of the last World War I vets. And he would literally grab on the nurses and on us as he would walk by. They made him. I mean, he was 104 do what you got to do, you know? But they made him stay in a wheelchair because they were afraid he was going to fall. Well, he hated it. So he would ride up and down the hallways buck naked. Electric wheelchair, and ladies like it.

[Co-Host 3]

Good for him.

[Main Male Host]

Good for him. The Burt Show.

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[Main Male Host]

Here's a fun little peek on 1911. Operator that gets a call. This is a while ago, and it must be recirculating. Now she gets a call. And keep in mind, while this guy is talking, he's a police officer. He's trying to hide that fact, I think, from her. I didn't listen real closely again yesterday, but I think he's trying to hide that fact from her. And he and his wife decided that they were gonna put some marijuana in their brownies and have a good time. And it's the first time that she's ever done it. And he hasn't done that very often. So he starts to trip. I mean, he starts to think he is about to die.

[Co-Host 3]

They are freaking.

[Co-Host 1]

He actually says at one point, I think I'm dead.

[Main Male Host]

Yeah, Keep in mind he's high as hell when he makes this call right now. 911.

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

Yeah, can you please send rescue to. I think I'm having an overdose as well as my wife.

[911 Operator]

Okay, you and your wife?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

Yes.

[911 Operator]

Overdose of what?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

Marijuana, but I don't know if it had something in it. Okay, can you please send rescue?

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[911 Operator]

How old are you?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

I'm 28. 29 years old and my wife is 26. Please come.

[911 Operator]

26?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

Yes, please.

[911 Operator]

Have you guys been drinking also?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

What?

[911 Operator]

Have you guys been drinking today too?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

No. That's it?

[Main Male Host]

No.

[911 Operator]

Is there any weapons in the house?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

No. Please come.

[911 Operator]

Okay, we're on our way. Are you guys, like. Do you guys have fever or anything?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

No, I'm just. I think we're dying.

[911 Operator]

Oh. How much did you guys have?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

I don't know. We made brownies and I think we're dead. I really do.

[911 Operator]

Okay. How much did you put in the brownies?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

I don't know. I.

[911 Operator]

Was it a bag? Who made the brownies?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

My wife and I did. Cuba, come here.

[911 Operator]

Okay, get her.

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

She's on the. She's on the living room ground right now.

[911 Operator]

Is she breathing?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

She's barely breathing.

[911 Operator]

Is she awake?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

I think so.

[911 Operator]

Okay. Can you look?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

Pardon?

[911 Operator]

Can you look?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

Yeah, I could feel her. She's laying right down in front of me. Time is going by really, really, really, really, really slow.

[911 Operator]

Okay, well, I'm on the phone with you and you don't. Do you know how much of it you bought and put in the brownies?

[Co-Host 1]

Pardon?

[911 Operator]

How much did you buy?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

I don't. Just please send rescues.

[911 Operator]

They're on the way. But I'm trying to figure out how much you bought and put into the brownies, sir.

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

Probably like a quarter ounce total.

[911 Operator]

A quarter ounce total into the brownies. Did you guys eat all the brownies?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

Yeah, we.

[Main Male Host]

Okay.

[911 Operator]

And you ate all. How many? Was it a big batch? A little batch?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

It was a quarter ounce.

[911 Operator]

Okay, but brownie wise, how many pieces do you guys think you guys had?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

I don't know. I probably had like a small chunk. Please come. It's. What time is it?

[911 Operator]

It's 9:37. When did you guys last eat the brownies?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

Probably like an hour and a half ago.

[911 Operator]

Okay. Is your wife still. Is your wife still breathing?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

Yeah, she is. She's sitting. She's kneeling down in front of me. Okay, I know we have to wait.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[911 Operator]

And is she Stacy Sanchez?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

Yes.

[911 Operator]

What's your name?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

My name is Edward.

[911 Operator]

You're Edward Sanchez. Okay. And did you guys have any other sort of drugs you know of?

[Main Male Host]

Pardon?

[911 Operator]

You know, did you guys do anything else today besides marijuana?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

No, that's it.

[Main Male Host]

But I don't know.

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

What was it?

[Co-Host 1]

The marijuana?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

Could have been. There could have been something in the marijuana.

[911 Operator]

Okay, Are you guys any sort of prescription pills? Do you guys take any sort of other medication?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

No, I don't. My wife takes Vicodin, though.

[911 Operator]

And does she take any today?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

No, I don't think so.

[911 Operator]

Okay. Where's the Vicodin?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

The Vicodin is. I don't. It's in our medicine cabinet.

[911 Operator]

Okay, but how many. Does she take it on a regular basis? Yeah, how many does she take on a regular basis? Two, four, eight.

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

Like, I don't know, like, five a day, please.

[911 Operator]

She takes about five a day?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

Yeah. Are you coming?

[911 Operator]

Yeah, they're on the way and they've been enrolled for two minutes. It's now 9:38.

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

Okay.

[911 Operator]

She takes about how many? Eight, five a day.

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

What's that?

[911 Operator]

How many does she take a day?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

She takes, like, I don't know, like, six.

[911 Operator]

Six a day?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

Like five a day?

[Co-Host 1]

I don't know. She.

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

We got into a car accident, one hike last year.

[Main Male Host]

Okay.

[911 Operator]

And you don't know how many she's taken today?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

No.

[911 Operator]

Okay.

[Co-Host 2]

Is there.

[911 Operator]

Is there any animals in the house?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

Is there any. What do you need?

[911 Operator]

Dogs, cats?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

I'll put them away for you.

[911 Operator]

Okay. Is the front door open?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

Yeah, the front door's open.

[Caller/Guest]

Come here.

[911 Operator]

Porch light on?

[Co-Host 1]

Pardon?

[911 Operator]

Is the porch light on?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

Yes, the porch light is on.

[911 Operator]

Are any weapons in the house?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

You already asked me that.

[911 Operator]

And what'd you say?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

Yeah. Well, no, there is.

[911 Operator]

Where is it?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

It's in my close. It's in my closet.

[911 Operator]

Is that in the back bedroom?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

Yeah. In the front bedroom?

[911 Operator]

In the front bedroom?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[911 Operator]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

Come on, Ginger. Where's that at right now?

[911 Operator]

They're on the way, sir. Do you guys do this on a regular basis?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

No, this is the first time that we've ever done it.

[911 Operator]

And you've never done marijuana before, Part?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

Yeah, I have.

[911 Operator]

You have. And you've never had this reaction to it before, ever?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

What's the score in the Red Wings game?

[911 Operator]

What?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

What's the score in the Red Wings game?

[Co-Host 2]

Oh, my God.

[911 Operator]

I've got no clue. I don't watch the Red Wings.

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

Okay? I just want to make sure this isn't some type of, like, hallucination that I'm having.

[911 Operator]

Oh, what'd your score say?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

Three to three.

[911 Operator]

What channel's it on?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

Channel two. It's two to two, huh?

[911 Operator]

It's two to two.

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

Okay. Your police, tell your officers they just passed me, okay?

[911 Operator]

They just passed you?

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

Yeah.

[911 Operator]

Okay. What you're up to? Okay, well, we'll let him know. Okay. Go outside and flag him down. Okay.

[Caller (Edward Sanchez)]

Okay. My mother in law just got here, too.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[Co-Host 1]

Okay.

[Main Male Host]

His mother in law's there now, too. Now, the side story on this thing is that he is a cop and he took the evidence off of another case and brought it home and used it for the marijuana.

[Co-Host 1]

So he was convinced that there's something in it?

[Main Male Host]

Yeah. He didn't buy it from anybody. He took it like, you know, out of the police station. My favorite part is when he asked what the score of the Detroit Red Wings game is.

[Co-Host 1]

Make sure I'm not hallucinating. Do you have any guns in the house? You already asked me. What was your answer? Nah. Yes.

[Main Male Host]

No.

[Co-Host 1]

No.

[Main Male Host]

Damn it. The Birch Show.