Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, July 14 [Vault]

Summary

The Bert Show
Episode: Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, July 14 [Vault]
Date: July 14, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode captures The Bert Show’s signature style: a blend of humorous banter, authentic life updates, pop culture analysis, real listener drama, and a dash of emotional resonance. The main segments include discussions on wildly successful but seemingly ridiculous product ideas, a sports movie-inspired viral moment, a dramatic listener love triangle, live psychic predictions, and attempts to master “Dancing with the Stars”-level moves. The cast details personal experiences, offers advice, and keeps things relatable, funny, and real.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Genius of Ridiculous Inventions

[00:31–04:48]

• The hosts joke about the Snuggie—a once-ridiculed product that’s now a staple in homes—and Zhu Zhu Pets, reflecting on how genius sometimes is just spotting the next oddball hit.
• Zhu Zhu Pets enter the Bert household, only to break after 11 minutes, much to the hosts’ amusement and chagrin.

Notable Quote:
“If you could have got in on the ground floor and you had that kind of foresight, you wouldn’t be listening to this show because you’d be in a Caribbean island right now.” – Host (00:29)

Memorable Segment:

• The tale of "Chunk" the Zhu Zhu pet, who lived just eleven minutes, prompting an impromptu family hamster funeral (04:29).

2. Viral Sports Motivation: The ‘Miracle’ Speech Kid

[05:21–10:10]

• The crew discusses the legendary "Miracle" locker room speech from the US men's Olympic hockey team movie, delivered in the film by Kurt Russell.
• A 4-year-old boy, Jonathan Sacco, becomes an Internet star for recreating the speech, later performing it in front of Red Sox fans at Fenway Park.

Notable Quote:
“Great moments are born from great opportunity.” – Jonathan Sacco (reciting film) (08:39)

Memorable Segment:

• The kid’s performance, tailored for baseball and hyping up the Red Sox before a Yankees game (08:39–10:00).

3. Listener Drama: “Not So Psycho Sue” & The Infidelity Intervention

[12:06–29:32]

• Sue, a listener, discovers her ex is about to marry another woman while having been cheating with Sue the entire time.
• She confronts the bride’s family before the wedding; the wedding is called off, and the would-be bride jets off to Fiji with her best friend instead.
• The ex (now dubbed "Tool") tries to win Sue back with extravagant gestures (roses, Masters golf tickets), involving her family in the process.
• Sue and the bride forge a new supportive friendship, both trying to move on from the manipulative “Tool.”
• Emotional discussions around boundaries, manipulation, and the complexity of shared friendships and godparent roles unfold.

Notable Quotes:
“He is an emotional abuser is what he is. You know, he is a tool.” – Sue (19:36)
“It’s almost like being an alcoholic and going to a bar for the first time… you become addicted to that person.” – Sue (28:26)

Memorable Moments:

• The infidelity intervention: “They basically have an infidelity intervention. He’s busted. At one point, you know, he’s denying it, but then he finally gives in and goes, look, yes, yes, guilty, guilty, guilty.” – Host (13:30)
• Hilarious wordplay around receiving Masters golf tickets:
  “It shouldn’t even be a debate. But if it was, what would it be called?” – Bert
  “A master’s debate.” – Jen (29:16)

4. Psychic Reading w/ Natalie Tomlinson

[30:04–39:32]

• Jen recounts a reading with renowned psychic Natalie Tomlinson, who made several accurate predictions:
  • Jen’s trips to Hollywood, a writing project in the works, heartfelt moments, and a warning about a possible stalker.
  • Mention of a petite, well-groomed woman—revealed as Jen’s late ex-grandmother-in-law—leading to an emotional segment about feeling supported ‘from the other side.’

Notable Quotes:
“There’s a lady here on the other side, and I feel like it’s her grandmother around me… hair and makeup would always be done, you know.” – Natalie Tomlinson (36:40)
“It sort of reconfirmed the signs I thought I was getting in the last couple of years from her.” – Jen (39:13)

Memorable Moments:

• Heartfelt audience reflection: Jen tears up describing how the psychic’s reading gave peace and validation regarding ‘messages from beyond’ (37:38–39:26).

5. Dancing Challenge: Wendy vs. Kate Gosselin

[40:15–43:45]

• Wendy is sore but determined as she practices a dance for the show, trying to best Kate Gosselin’s much-criticized “Dancing with the Stars” jive.
• Hijinks include wardrobe malfunctions, accidental hits, and supportive ribbing from the cast about “jacked up feet” and dance blunders.
• A running joke about how one says “frustrated” (“fustrated”) and “pizza” adds a light touch.

Notable Quotes:
“She is gonna make a video on Friday night, bring it in on Monday, and we'll… match up the videos online to see if Wendy really did better than Kate Gosselin.” – Host (41:39)
“Every man cares about boobs. Every man. Single name. Yes, we've learned that.” – Host (43:16)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |-----------------------------------------------|------------| | Product Genius (Snuggie & Zhu Zhu Pets) | 00:31–04:48| | “Miracle” Speech Kid & Sports Inspiration | 05:21–10:10| | Listener Drama: Sue, the Cheating Groom & Bride| 12:06–29:32| | Psychic Natalie Tomlinson’s Reading | 30:04–39:32| | Wendy’s Dancing Challenge | 40:15–43:45|

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• On Snuggie Investments:
  “If you could have got in on the ground floor… you wouldn’t be listening to this show because you’d be in a Caribbean island right now.” – Host (00:29)

• On Zhu Zhu Pets:
  “11 minutes. And we spent, I think it was a good amount of money on the Zuzu pets. Broken in 11 minutes.” – Host (03:00)

• Viral Kid’s Red Sox Speech:
  “Great moments are born from great opportunities. That's what you have here tonight, boys.” – Jonathan Sacco (08:39)

• Listener Drama:
  “This dude is like an antichrist because he is such a manipulator… I would be creeped out by the fact that he showed up at my door and left the envelope.” – Sue (17:31)

• Emotional Recovery & Boundaries:
  “It’s almost like being an alcoholic and going to a bar for the first time when you’re still shaky… you become addicted to that person.” – Sue (28:26)

• Psychic’s Spot-on Reading:
  “There’s a lady here on the other side, and I feel like it’s her grandmother around me… hair and makeup done, you know.” – Natalie Tomlinson (36:40)
  “She sent me some signs. So for Natalie the psychic to pick up on that… it reconfirmed the signs I thought I was getting in the last couple of years from her.” – Jen (39:13)

• Classic Wordplay:
  “It shouldn’t even be a debate. But if it was, what would it be called?” – Bert
  “A master’s debate.” – Jen (29:16)

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Overall Tone

Gloriously conversational, fast-paced, and comedic, with real moments of empathy. The Bert Show crew balances laughter with substantial emotional and practical insights—including how to handle manipulative exes, the weirdness of co-parenting/godparenting, believing (or not) in psychic phenomena, and the physical comedy of dance. The listener stories and personal revelations offer both entertainment and community for the audience.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a quintessential Bert Show experience: relatable life stories, heart, laughter, and advice—plus a few viral moments and psychic chills for good measure. If you missed it live, you’ll feel like you’re hanging with old friends after reading this recap.

Transcript

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[Bert]

The Birch Show.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

I've said this on the show before that, you know, a year and a half ago or two years ago, if one of your close friends came up to you and said, look, I've got this idea, call it the. I'll call it the Snuggie.

[Sue]

Will you invest?

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

And let me tell you what it's all about. It's sort of a. It's a robe, but it's not really a robe. It's, you know, and they give you the whole description of the Snuggie, right? And maybe they even come to you with the blueprint of it and you take a look at it and you're like. And they say, you, you know, I'm gonna give you this offer right now. I'm gonna let you in right now. You can invest in my Snuggie. And if you give me 10 grand, you know, I'll give you 20% of the cut when this thing goes big. You'd have laughed them out of the room, right?

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

Totally.

[Sue]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

It's a ridiculous idea. The Snuggie is a ridiculous concept, right?

[Male Co-host (possibly Mel or male panelist)]

It's ridiculous.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

Bathrobe pockets on the other side.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

And now who's gonna buy that?

[Jen]

They'll just put their bathrobe on backwards.

[Sue]

And now we all have one.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

And now everybody has one.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

The collegiate version.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

You wear them proudly at games now pub. I don't know how much that dude is worth now. The Snuggie dude. But if you could have got in on the ground floor and you had that kind of foresight, you wouldn't be listening to this show because you'd be in a Caribbean island right now. The other one I've been thinking about a lot the last couple of days because they have invaded our house is the Zhu Zhu Pet.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

Those things are insane.

[Bert]

I don't even know what they are.

[Male Co-host (possibly Mel or male panelist)]

Yeah, I'm not.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

If you don't have kids, Zhu Zhu pets are little electric mice. They're not live, but they're just mice. You know, back in the day, you actually used to go to a pet store and if your kid wanted like A hamster or something. You got a live one, and you got the cage. Then you had a habit trail, which was sort of like, you know, that. That tube at Chuck E. Cheese for kids.

[Sue]

Yeah. The orange tubing.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

Refresh the cedar chips.

[Bert]

Right.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

Replace the little, like, water bottle with the metal thing, and they.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Right. You don't need to do that anymore. And I think the concept of the Zuzu Pet as a parent is fantastic because if you have one live hamster, then you have 50 live hamsters. So the Zuzu pet on paper is really a great idea.

[Sue]

And the Zuzu pet doesn't poop.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Doesn't poop? Yeah. You can add things to my house right now that don't poop. So the kids all of a sudden are really into Zuzu pets. So we ordered them online, like, last week, and Chunk and Mr. Squiggles came.

[Male Co-host (possibly Mel or male panelist)]

That's funny.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

I can't believe it's my life.

[SpinQuest Announcer]

What is it?

[Bert]

Wait, what's the name?

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Chunk and Mr. Squiggles. I think his name is Two Zuzu Pets.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

Is that what your kids named them or is that what already named.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

They're already named.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

Oh, okay.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Okay. So they came the other day, and I tweeted that I can't believe I'm finally one of these Zuzu pet families. And everybody was emailing me and texting me and hitting me up on Twitter saying, don't worry about it, because they're gonna be broken within 30 minutes. And we finally ended up setting up the Zuzu Pet City last night. And The Zuzu pets. 11 minutes. 11 minutes. And we spent, I think it was a good amount of money on the Zuzu pets. Broken in 11 minutes. The motor run, or if you accidentally. I mean, four year olds and five year olds are playing with it, so they're gonna drop it. You drop it, it breaks. You play with some of the maneuvers, little things on the bottom of it, and it breaks. 11 minutes.

[Bert]

It's like real mice or real hamsters. Nobody really has those for that long.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

No, those last forever because one multiplies to 10 and 10 multiplies to 20. The concept of it is great. I mean, I think it started in Japan, and whoever started it is a multi millionaire now. But I will just give you this warning. The same one that was given to me. Seriously, they last 10 minutes, and then you got to go out and got to get yourself another Zuzu pet.

[Sue]

Oh, you know, now I know why it's so fragile. Because you have to go out. Yeah. You have to replace it.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Yeah.

[Sue]

Cha Ching.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

And and then you got to go out. And you can't just have one Zhu Zhu Pet City. You have to extend it, because one is boring for the kids. And then you extend and extend, extend. Before you know it, you've got a Hundred Dollar City. And Chunky's dead. We had to have a Chunk. We had to have a Chunk funeral last night.

[Jen]

Aw.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Because Chunk's dead, Mr. Squiggles is. Okay, Squiggles is alone and he's dealing with it right now. But, yeah, Chunk died last night, God bless him. On his little tombstone, it's gonna say from 6:36 to 6:47, Mr. Chunk was around. And that was it.

[Sue]

Man, he meant so much to our lives.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Hey, Malcolm. Good Morning. You're in Q1.

[Caller or Guest]

Hey, what's going on?

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

What's up, man?

[Caller or Guest]

My niece and nephew so happened to get them for their birth family for Christmas, and those things just run all over the house. I mean, the motor is dead on them, but they just move like crippled little mice with, like, broken legs. Just you see it, they're all over the place. I'm like, oh, God. And you think they would die by now, but, no, they're not dead.

[Bert]

Well, Bert will kill them for you.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

I'll send my kids over 11 minutes, I promise you.

[Bert]

The Bert Show. So there's a movie called Miracle. I don't know how.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Miracle on Ice. What?

[Bert]

No, I think it was just called Miracle. But it is about ice. It's about hockey. It's about the. What was it, the 80 Olympics, where the USA defeated Russia, you know, and

[Sue]

it was a big USSR.

[Bert]

Yeah. And the coach of that team was a guy named Herb Brooks, and Kurt Russell played him in the movie Miracle. And during, you know, as any sports movie, there has to be a big speech. You know, there has to be a big locker room, motivational, let's go get him speech. And this movie was no different. So I think you have a short clip of Kurt Russell delivering, you know, a version of this her Brooks speech to the USA team about to go out there and defeat, you know, Russia, which is symbolic and everything. It's huge.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

They were the biggest hockey team in the world, and they were filled with professionals. And we had this hockey team that were really amateurs, and there was no way that the Americans were supposed to win this. So this was Herb Brooks, or at least his character, trying to pump up the team before they go out there and they get their ass kicked by the Soviet Union.

[Actor (Kurt Russell's character voice)]

Great moments are born from great opportunity, and that's what you have here tonight, boys. That's what you've earned here tonight. One game. If we played them 10 times, they might win nine. But not this game, not tonight. Tonight we skate with them. Tonight we stay with them and we shut them down because we can.

[Bert]

So that's fair. Who doesn't want to strap on some skates right now?

[Announcer]

Let's go.

[Actor or Guest]

Let's go.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

It's the exact same thing that the Butler coach probably said to his players right before the game last night, but the results were different.

[Sue]

So you only make a movie out of the success stories.

[Bert]

So like a year ago, this kid who at the time was four years old, learned that entire speech, and his dad filmed him delivering it. And I'll tell you, like, my dad would have been so proud if I did something like this, you know, like take a monologue from a sports movie at 5 years old, 4 years old, and be able to deliver it. So here's what dad did in, you know, in. In the movie Miracle, Kurt Russell's wearing a suit because he's, you know, coaching the team. He's got like a, you know, 1980s light brown suit on with the tie. So dad dresses the kid up exactly the same, puts him up on YouTube, and the kid delivers the speech on YouTube. And it's one of those things that gets a million hits. This is last year. The Boston Red Sox sports town of Boston says, let's fire up the Red Sox this season by bringing this kid, I think his name's Jonathan Sacco, bringing Jonathan Sacco to Fenway park and have him deliver the speech live in front of 50,000 Boston Red Sox fans and the Boston Red Sox team. And the kid nails it.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Did he really? This is right before the game yesterday against the Yankees.

[Bert]

Yesterday against the Yankees again. And he's delivering this. He's looking at the. At the Red Sox dugout, and he is telling them, let's go get them, boys.

[Actor or Guest]

Great moments are born from great opportunities. That's what you have here tonight, boys. That's what you earned here tonight. One game. If we played them 18 times, they might win nine. But not this game. Not tonight. Tonight we hit with them. Tonight we stay with them and we shut them down because we can. Tonight we are the greatest baseball team in the world. You were born to be baseball players, every one of you. And you were meant to be here tonight. This is your time. Their time is done. It's over. I'm sick and tired hearing about what great baseball team Yankee Town. Grow up. Yikes. It's your turn now. Go out there and take it.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

Ross.

[Not so Psycho Sue]

That's awesome.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

That is awesome.

[Sue]

So who won yesterday?

[Bert]

I don't know.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

I didn't even look. I know.

[Announcer]

I don't want to know.

[Jen]

I don't want to know.

[Bert]

Okay, who's the Yankees? Don't say anything.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

I don't know. I don't know if that was opening night. I know it was yesterday. I don't know that. Yeah, I don't know.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

So you're so competitive, you're going to

[Jen]

go home and teach Hayden a speech, aren't you?

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

I think Hollis has got a better shot at nailing it.

[Bert]

He was delivering it right to the Red Sox dugout. And they're all watching and they're laughing at him.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

So good.

[Bert]

He did so good. Screw him.

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[Jen]

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[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

The Birch show sue actually called us because she said her ex boyfriend was getting married and she was going to go to the wedding over the weekend. But she needed to tell this bride that he has been cheating on the bride the entire time with her and lying to both of them. She said she was gonna do it on Saturday after the wedding cause she wanted to get back to the bride as well. Well, after she talked to the Birch show, we gave her some advice. She got a call from one of the groomsmen who said, hey, were you just on the radio? She said, yeah. He said, listen, I think you need to tell the bride before the wedding. Do it on Friday at the rehearsal dinner. Don't wait till Saturday so she can decide whether she wants to marry this guy or not. He says, okay. So they arrange it where she's going to the rehearsal dinner. Well, the bride's sister meets her in the parking lot and says, I knew you were coming. Tell me everything. She does. The bride's sister hugs her and says, you know, I'm so sorry you've been going through this. Brings the bride's mother outside, and they say, why don't you come to the house after the rehearsal dinner? So, sure enough, sue goes to the bride's house with the bride, her sister, her mother, her father, and tells them everything. And they all embrace her and say, we just thought you were psycho this whole time, but we didn't realize all this stuff was going on. So then they contact the groom's mother and the groom's grandmother, who come over to the house. Then they contact the groomsman, who sue was in contact with to begin with. The groomsman says, I'm bringing the groom over to the house now. So that's kind of where we left it, right?

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Well, then he walks in the door, and they basically have an infidelity intervention. He's busted.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

Totally busted.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

At one point, you know, he's denying it, but then he finally gives in and goes, look, yes, yes, guilty, guilty, guilty. And then the woman that was supposed to get married the next day calls the whole thing off. Done.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

She called it off that night before the groom ever even got there. They started calling family members saying the wedding was off. She then invited sue to go on her honeymoon with her. Sue couldn't go because she had school, but instead, this woman is now on her honeymoon with her best girlfriend and never got married.

[Psychic (Natalie Tomlinson)]

Right.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

She tweeted me yesterday, and she said, I'd love to come on with you, but I'm heading to Fiji right now with her best friend. So that's where she is right now. The bride is in Fiji right now. Way drunk, probably way drunk. And now the interesting turn that this whole thing is starting to take is that tool is trying to get back with not so Psycho sue, hey. Not so Psycho sue, hey. It's such an. I fielded so many emails yesterday from people going, this can't Be true. I mean, it's so complicated, and everything worked out so well that it can't be. It can't be a true story. It's almost like it was written by somebody in Hollywood, right?

[Not so Psycho Sue]

Yeah. I mean, I wish it wasn't true because it's my life and it sucks.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

So after yesterday, obviously, what are we gonna call this dude? Can we just refer to him as Tool?

[Sue]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Okay, so tool obviously heard what was going on, and he started texting you and calling you. And that was the last, I think, that we talked to you about it or got an update. So what has happened the last 24

[Not so Psycho Sue]

hours after I got off with you guys? I actually talked to the bride, and we were just talking and stuff, and then I had class, and when I got back, my roommate came out and was just like, you will never believe what is in the kitchen right now. And I was like, what are you talking about? And I was like, you bet. I was like, if he's here, I'll kill you. And she was like, no, no, no. And I walked in, and there were two dozen roses on our kitchen table with a note from him saying that he's going to get counseling and he's going to change this and we need to go to couples therapy and we need to work this out because he loves me and he's sorry and he made a huge mistake, and he knew that he always loved me, but she was just a better choice at the time or something like that. And I just kind of ignored it. And then more stuff happened this morning, and I told Tracy about it, but I don't know if she told you.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

No, she hasn't told us anything. She tries to avoid us at all costs.

[Not so Psycho Sue]

Because my mom and my sister were actually listening this morning when it played. And my mom thought you said that he was gonna be on with me. So my mom freaked out and was like, do not go on the show, you know, because I don't want you talking to him. And then my dad called because he was concerned, too. And it ends up that when my dad walked out today to get the newspaper, there was an envelope on the door, and inside of it was a note from him to my dad. And I took it to the masters so that they could go this weekend and talk things out.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

No way.

[Sue]

Please don't tell me you're falling for this, please.

[Not so Psycho Sue]

No, no, no, no, I'm not. I'm not falling for it.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Now, did Tool and your dad have some kind of, like, unique relationship while the two of you all were Going at it.

[Not so Psycho Sue]

My dad loves golf. I mean, loves golf. Plays golf every Thursday and Friday with his fraternity brothers. That's the little bit later, like, he loves golf, and this is the first year that he actually isn't going to the Masters. And he was. And he was actually, you know, talking to him, because the groom and I have a lot of good friends. And one of my friends kids got christened, like, a few weeks ago, and he saw him there and was talking about how disappointed he was because, you know, the whole tiger thing's going on, and he wanted to go, but he couldn't get tickets this year. And so. So I guess he thought that that would be an in with my dad.

[Sue]

Take the tickets, but don't take him.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Yeah, right.

[Not so Psycho Sue]

Yeah. Chilling. Gave him wine so that they could meet up. And then he said he wanted to meet up and talk to my dad.

[Sue]

And this dude is a. This dude is like an antichrist because he is such a manipulator. I mean, I would be creeped out by the fact that he showed up at my door and, like, left the envelope. I mean, that's. That's creepy. I mean, that's, like, crossing so many boundaries. And he's made a history of this. So one, you know, one girl left, she's in Fiji, and broke it off with him. So now what he's gonna do, he's gonna run to you like, he's done with you two from the start. He goes from one to the other and back and forth.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

What's your dad's take on this whole thing? Is he gonna call tool up and say, what are you doing?

[Not so Psycho Sue]

He was laughing, and he was just like, I guess he's like, I want to go because I want to go to the master. He's like. But he's like, this is. This is getting ridiculous. Because he does every time. It's true. He just goes in between us. And every time he tries to come back, you know, he's changed, and things are different this time. And he sends me flowers, and he comes and surprises me and stuff like that. And so this is. And. But this is the first time that he's brought my parents into it. So, I mean, my parents know that he always does it with me, but now that he's getting my parents involved, my mom's kind of, like, freaked out by it. She, like, this is ridiculous. Like, he needs to stop. And then, you know, I actually emailed the bride and told her, like, everything, and she knew about the flowers, and she. I mean, it's just Upsetting to both of us. We've been going through this for so long, and, you know, it just should be over and he should leave us alone. And I didn't know he emailed you until Tracy told me, which makes it worse.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

Do you have any tiny ounce of feelings for this guy?

[Not so Psycho Sue]

I mean, of course, a little bit, but not. I moved forward even though this happened and I wanted to go through with this. I really have moved forward, and I have, like, another person in my life who I care about. But until this is all over, he doesn't want to date me, but he cares about me, too. And so I just want it to be over because I want to move forward with my life, and I want to move on.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Unfortunately, if Tool is listening, he heard you just say that you still care for him a of ton, tiny bit, and he wants to drive a truck through that hole right now.

[Sue]

He is an abuser. He's an emotional abuser is what he is. You know, he is a tool. Is the point now that I don't want to talk to him because he's trying to manipulate us to get to her?

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Well, here's what he wrote us yesterday. He wrote, my ex, sue, is the one who was on your show for the last two days. This situation has been going on for three years, and it's making me out to be the bad guy, which is not the case. Then he writes some other things, says, I love sue and I want her back in my life. I was wondering if you guys would help me get sue back and help me give whatever we want to call the bride the closure she needs, because

[Sue]

I'm sure we would have gotten that email had you been on your honeymoon with the bride today.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

Exactly.

[Sue]

I mean, give me a break.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

Well, I just don't understand this guy at all and why he thinks you would actually believe it.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

So you guys were doing this on and off for three years, the three of you?

[Not so Psycho Sue]

Well, he was out here for three years, and then he's a lot older than me. Well, not a lot older. About five years older than me. And I was actually the sweetheart for his fraternity, and that's how we met. And then he broke up with her, and we got together, and then I came home for the summer, and I met. I felt like my ex boyfriend, and we kind of, like, hit things off again. So I broke up with him, and he went back to her, and then he's been with her ever since then. But I kind of came back to him and started talking to him, and he told me they broke up, and then me and him started dating, and he was dating her at the same time.

[Sue]

That's a lot.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

That's a lot. She's crazy emotional, Maze.

[Sue]

But I do congratulate you on. The first person you email was the bride. Like, the fact that you told her everything that's been going on since then. I commend you for that, because I do think as long as y' all stay tight and work together to get rid of this dude, then you'll be successful, but he's gonna try to break you two apart, you know?

[Not so Psycho Sue]

Yeah, she. We talked a lot, and then she was like, yeah, I tweeted Bert because I wanted him to know that I want to come on and talk too. But she's like, I didn't want him to think that I was made up, but I can't come on when I'm out of the country. And so she was just like, you know, I think we need this to be done. And. And she knows she's gonna try to come back to me, and it's not gonna. I don't want to be with him. I really just want him to leave me alone.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Do you think there's any chance that once he really feels like you're 100% authentic, that he will try to get back bride?

[Sue]

Yes.

[Not so Psycho Sue]

I don't. I don't know. I don't know from what, like, you know, obviously, all my friends know what's going on, and so everyone started calling me again yesterday. I hear, you know, he said it kind of was just. She was the convenient choice.

[Sue]

Honey. That's what he's telling you.

[Not so Psycho Sue]

But I don't know. Like, he probably would. I don't know, because that's what he's

[Sue]

telling her, is that you were convenient. He's telling her the same thing he's telling you about her. Yeah.

[Lady Luck (SpinQuest spokesperson)]

If you.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

If you didn't show up on Friday, he was gonna marry her. Yeah, like, he was gonna marry her and be in Fiji with her right now. So you cannot believe him. Not one tiny little percentage.

[Sue]

And he tried to defend himself at the house.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

Yeah, by calling you crazy.

[Not so Psycho Sue]

I just can go by what he says.

[Sue]

He's an idiot.

[Not so Psycho Sue]

But that's the only thing is, like, for through these three years, all I could do is go by what he tells me and find out the truth, like, by myself, if I really wanted to research it.

[Sue]

Well, now you know that he doesn't speak truth. He doesn't speak it. He manipulates. He manipulates. And he's going to continue to manipulate. As long as y' all let him do that. And you know, until you. And it just, it drives me nuts. The fact that people like this can't take no for an answer. Every Antichrist we talk about, because that's what we're talking about. He's your Antichrist. Because they're the ones that do this manipulation, this emotional abuse. And then, you know, and then when they try to be overly romantic, I mean, the master's tickets and the two dozen roses and all this stuff is going to be different. I'm actually going into therapy. Let's go to couple therapy. To the baby. And you're like, oh, that's so sweet. And then he, then he cheats on you as soon as you get in his bed.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

It's over the top drama. But it's not somebody that can sustain it on an every day to level in a relationship.

[Bert]

Are you trying to keep them apart, Melissa, So you can get that other master's ticket. Ticket out of his pocket?

[Sue]

Oh, yes, please, please let me go see a cheater in Augusta to another.

[Caller or Guest]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Well, Fiji bride, do you think that she's going to feel the same way when she gets back, or do you think she's going to be strong about things?

[Not so Psycho Sue]

Feel the same way about him? Yeah, she's done with him. She actually. Because she does have email there. And so she actually emailed me like, when she got to New Zealand because, like, they have a bunch of flights and she's just like. Because on the flight to Arizona, her best friend said something about the fact that, you know, she was on her honeymoon and the person next to them was actually a Birch show listener. And they're like, oh, my gosh, I heard everything. And they're like, are you gonna go back too? And stuff like that.

[Bert]

That's awesome.

[Not so Psycho Sue]

So she was like. And she like actually tweeted me and said, oh, my gosh, it is such a small world. She's like, this is so embarrassing for both of us. And she doesn't want to be with him. She's over him. She says, like, she kind of like, kind of like I did when I found out. She knew in the bottom of her, like, the pit of her stomach that something wasn't right, but she didn't want to believe it. And now that she has all the facts, she doesn't want to ever be with him again. We don't want to talk to him ever again. We like, we don't. If he comes on the radio, I don't ever want to be on the radio with him.

[SpinQuest Announcer]

Right.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Well, now we won't do that. We won't put you guys on together. I wonder if she's over in Fiji right now, just drinking her ass off. Is she bummed right now, or is she sort of, like, relieved?

[Not so Psycho Sue]

She's. I mean, we. I'm like, we. I definitely cried myself to sleep last night, and I know she's been crying a lot. It's a hard situation because it's. It's over now. Like, both of us are away from it, but it just hurts that someone. I just. Honestly, if you do talk to him, I want to know why he did this to us. Like, what? Like, what did I deserve to do? Like, why did I deserve this?

[Male Co-host (possibly Mel or male panelist)]

He wouldn't care.

[Sue]

He's not thinking of you. He's thinking of himself. I mean, the thing is, like, you know, because of the thing that's kind of sick, as if he's listening, he hears you crying, as if that's still an in. You know, like, it's just ultimate manipulation. So the thing is, y' all got to realize he doesn't care about y'.

[Not so Psycho Sue]

All.

[Sue]

He never cared. He's never cared about y'.

[Jen]

All.

[Sue]

It's all about his comfort and his satisfaction.

[Bert]

It's an ego thing.

[Sue]

So even if you say, why? Why'd you do this to me? I mean, well, I can tell you. So that he could be satisfied.

[Guest or Panelist]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

You can almost not take it personally because he's such a sketch. This is all about him.

[Not so Psycho Sue]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Wow. What a story.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

Unbelievable.

[Caller or Guest]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Well, we'll be in touch. I mean, if he emails, we'll let you know. He does want to come on. And I definitely want to talk to the bride when she gets back from Fiji also.

[Not so Psycho Sue]

Well, actually, we're gonna. Our best friend's son is turning one on Thursday, so. And so we're probably gonna see each other. Hopefully not. I'm trying to arrange it. Where I come to the party when he's not there.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Oh, no. So he's supposed to be there Thursday, and you're supposed to be there Thursday.

[Not so Psycho Sue]

We're his godparents together. Because when we were together, we became his parents.

[Male Co-host (possibly Mel or male panelist)]

You can't go.

[Sue]

How did you.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

You gotta take turns.

[Sue]

Wait, how did you two become his godparents when he was engaged to this? I mean, come on, Seriously, look at this, sue, look at the situation.

[Not so Psycho Sue]

This was last year. Well, he's turning one now, so. Last year at this time, he wasn't engaged and he was, you know, in between both of us.

[Sue]

Look how ridiculous the Situation is.

[Caller or Guest]

Yeah.

[Psychic (Natalie Tomlinson)]

Wow.

[Actor (Kurt Russell's character voice)]

Yeah.

[Actor or Guest]

You can't.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

How does one not go, though?

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

How can anybody pick this guy as a godparent?

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Well, I mean, he seems to, like, bamboozle everybod, maybe.

[Bert]

Bamboozle?

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Yeah, man.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

I just don't think you need to be. I don't think you need to be at that party.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

She's the godmother, though.

[Male Co-host (possibly Mel or male panelist)]

Different day.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

They gotta separate.

[Sue]

Oh, my God. If I was a godmother with my Antichrist, I would back out of that so fast.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Why does she have to be the one to miss out on this memory? He's the one that committed all the fouls.

[Sue]

She's not strong enough.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

So why don't they tell him, look, you're not invited anymore.

[Bert]

That's what they should.

[Sue]

That's what they should do. But the burden is always on people like sue, that they have to be the one to be tough. They have to want to be strong. And then you get in the situation, realize you're not strong enough to be there because she's still emotionally manipulated by him.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

I think they got to stick up for you, and they got to tell dude to stay away from the party.

[Not so Psycho Sue]

Yeah, but he won't. He's. This is, like, the most awkward situation ever, and it's playing out on the radio now, which makes it even more awkward. So. I don't know. It's just really, really hard, see, because

[Sue]

everybody gives that guy power. You know, The Antichrist has power because everybody feels like, oh, well, he won't. So what's even. What's even the purpose? Because I.

[Not so Psycho Sue]

He's best. Like, we are, you know, the girl's my story sister, the boy's his fraternity brother. And so we all have. You know, we're all very close. And I feel. And even though everything. I know everyone's gonna say, like, I'm emotionally manipulated, but, like, he doesn't deserve to miss it as much as I don't deserve to miss it. That's why I want to go. At separate times. I know it's not gonna happen. So, I mean, I guess I miss it because he is a tool, and he won't miss it.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

You're being way too nice.

[Male Co-host (possibly Mel or male panelist)]

Well, defending him.

[Sue]

Well, I mean, if you. It's almost like being an alcoholic and going to a bar for the first time when you're still shaky, for me, you know, from being a recovering alcoholic is the truth, because you're. You become addicted to that person because for whatever stupid reason. And so she's not strong enough to go to the party and Yeah, I don't think she's strong enough to go,

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

well, we got to talk to you later on in the week and find out what your position is on going to this thing or not. If I'm the parents, I call you up and I say, look, we're gonna call Tool and we're gonna make sure he's not there.

[Not so Psycho Sue]

Yeah, hopefully. Wow.

[Male Co-host (possibly Mel or male panelist)]

And your dad cannot take that master's ticket, so send that one right back.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

Your dad won't be manipulated by it like she'll be manipulated by it, but her dad will just go, enjoy the masters and say, screw you, son.

[Bert]

It shouldn't even be a debate. But if it was, what would it be called?

[Jen]

A master's debate.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Thank you. Not so Psycho Sue.

[Sue]

Welcome back.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

I will talk to you later in the week, Sue. Thank you. Bye bye. The Bird Show.

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[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

All right, so Jen hooks up with this psychic, and the psychics got her a little shook up.

[Jen]

Yeah, she definitely freaked me out. This is the psychic that Jeff found, actually through Kim Zolciak from Real Housewives of Atlanta. This is a psychic she uses all the time and is a regular client of hers. And Jeff had the psychic reading with her last summer. She predicted a lot of things that came true or that had already been true, and he was really impressed.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

So we all decided to talk to the same woman.

[Jen]

Her name's Natalie Tomlinson and her website's natalietomlinson.com if you want to go check her out. But she doesn't do any advertising. It's all word of mouth. Like, she has some credibility to me because she doesn't have to advertise.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

Everybody that goes to her loves her,

[Jen]

tells their friends, and she is booked all the time.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

It took me a while to get

[Jen]

this done because she's so busy, you know, but, yeah, but she definitely made some predictions, some of which in this

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

next clip that you're gonna hear have

[Jen]

already come true, and some now are stuck in my head, and I'm trying to Figure out how they're gonna come true.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

All right, I'll start playing it. When you want me to stop it, you just tell me and I'll pause it.

[Psychic (Natalie Tomlinson)]

Now I've got something with your writing, so, you know, like, I don't know if you could be writing a story or writing a script, writing something, plan for somebody, how to do something. I don't know what it is, but you're writing and broadcasting now. There's also a flip side to this because I feel there is a connection with television. Hooray for Hollywood. Hollywood twice this year. You will touch. So you'll be coming here.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

So you can pause it right there.

[Jen]

Because I've already been twice this year. So she was saying that I would go to Hollywood twice this year, and I've already been twice.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

And she and Wendy's said that you were gonna be out in LA also for something.

[Not so Psycho Sue]

Right.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

I'm in Hollyw, but I have already been.

[Jen]

I went for the Grammys, and I went for American Idol.

[Sue]

What about the writing thing?

[Jen]

The writing thing. I think she. Yeah, I've been working with a friend on a writing project, so it's not really, like, fully developed or the idea really fleshed out. But, yeah, a friend of mine and I have been talking about that, so

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

that one was a little more vague

[Jen]

for me, but the Hollywood one was right on.

[Psychic (Natalie Tomlinson)]

I've already been two times for sure. If you hit three times, you're in good shape. Okay. Right. I'm seeing three women singing. There's three women singing together in front of you, like on a microphone. Yes. And they harmonize really well. And you're in front of them. So you're.

[Caller or Guest]

You're.

[Psychic (Natalie Tomlinson)]

You're seeing this. Anyway, listen, I've got to tell you, you've got to be careful of a stalker. And I don't know if they're sending your emails or somebody. There's a. I feel like it's a young male, and I feel like it's a bit obsessed with you. So just. I don't think it's anything to worry about, but it's just. I feel like it's gonna drive you nuts.

[Jen]

Okay, so stop that right there.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

The stalker thing.

[Jen]

That one is in my head.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Sure.

[Jen]

Because there's definitely some folks on Twitter that are more. I'm more interactive with than others. Like, people who follow me, and I follow them that I'm, like, into, and I'm like, oh, cool, I can't wait to see what they're doing today or whatever. And I don't Know them. And it's made me more aware of it. Like, it's made me more, like, standoffish about it because I'm like.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Like, now you've got a stalker filter. Like, whenever you start tweeting with something.

[Jen]

You know how sometimes people have Twitter names that aren't. Aren't gender specific? It's like something, Something records or something, something. You know, food, whatever. Like, because I follow a lot of foodies online, whatever. And there's some people I interact with. I don't know if it's a man or a woman because we talk about food or we talk about music or whatever. And so now I'm, like, a little bit more aware. I'm like, maybe I shouldn't reply them as much. Maybe they're gonna be my stalker.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

But nothing. Like, you haven't received a whole bunch of emails from one guy.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

No, and I'm not even getting those

[Jen]

letters from prison anymore.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

You feel rejected, don't you?

[Bert]

The inmates have turned you down.

[Jen]

Yeah, the inmate, maybe he's out.

[Male Co-host (possibly Mel or male panelist)]

I don't know.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

He's just not that into you. I'm sorry.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

Yeah.

[Bert]

We could do an inmate lost and found.

[Jen]

No, that's okay.

[Psychic (Natalie Tomlinson)]

The case, you'll understand. Okay. But I don't feel like you're gonna have to lose any sleep over it. It's just some young punk, busy summer, but a great time. And the funny thing is, after this summer, things change for you, and I feel like you're gonna be in a happier place and a happier time in your life.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Well, yeah, you're gonna be married and pregnant.

[Bert]

No, she said summer, not spring.

[Psychic (Natalie Tomlinson)]

Oh, okay, so something's changing for you. Very heartfelt moments.

[Jen]

Stop right there. Okay. Did you hear the heartfelt moments?

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

Okay, so she said that this psychic

[Jen]

prediction thing was last week. What did I tell you after my weekend? My one personal story that I was gonna share this week.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Yeah, that you had the perfect moment.

[Jen]

One of those things that Bert describes as a perfect moment where you're sort of like, in the moment, but somehow time sort of stands still and you're recognizing that it's a moment that happened to me over the weekend in New York with my family and my boyfriend. And I was like, were you having

[Sue]

sex at the time, Jeff, with that homeless guy that she Toy picked.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

Good God.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

What?

[Bert]

Who is now stalking her.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

I don't even know if that's a moment yet, but it did happen, so.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

Yeah, exactly.

[Jen]

So there was that moment, and I didn't even think about her saying it until yesterday. Josh gave Me all of the audio that he had edited. And I looked at the list and it said heartfelt moments. I'm like, she already predicted that.

[Guest or Panelist]

She had it.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

She nailed it.

[Psychic (Natalie Tomlinson)]

In the wild upon you that things this year, there's certain pockets of different things that are going to happen for you, and they're very heartfelt and things that you won't forget. People sometimes don't get those. They might get one every five years. This is. This is a couple there this year for you. And they mentioned something, a pole around you. Don't let anybody cut your hair short because somebody wants to get scissor happy with you. Oh, I think you should do this and do that and da, da, da. They want to cut your hair off, don't let them. Because if you say, yeah, take a trim. Yeah, good trim. They'll take a whole hand with the hair off your head, you know, could be healthy trim.

[Jen]

What?

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Have a trim. Maybe somebody's going to suggest healthy trim.

[Jen]

But I'm definitely more aware of my hair. I'm like, okay, I'm not going to anybody else but the girl I've been going to forever.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

So nobody has suggested to cut your hair.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

Not yet.

[Jen]

Not yet. And she mentioned the name Paul. And I have two good friends, good guy friends in my life named Paul. So I don't know, maybe something comes up with the two of them. I'm not sure. But there's some other things. This is at the very beginning of the reading.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

This is the grandmother one.

[Jen]

Mm.

[Psychic (Natalie Tomlinson)]

There's a lady here on the other side, and I feel like it's her grandmother around me, but she's not tall, this lady. She's not a tall lady. So she's more of a petite sort of person. I'd say five, five around that marker, maybe even five, four. But she seems petite. But the lovely feeling I get with her warmth. Very well groomed lady. Hair and makeup would always be done, you know. Okay. She's. I feel around you. She's a lovely, soft feeling I've got with this woman, but she's giving me.

[Jen]

Really?

[Psychic (Natalie Tomlinson)]

Yeah.

[Jen]

That one freaked me out because I knew exactly who she was talking about, and it wasn't. It's not my grandmother because my maternal grandmother's still living. My paternal grandmother has passed, but she wasn't a hair and makeup lady. But I know exactly who she's talking about.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Who's she talking about?

[Jen]

She's talking about my former husband's grandmother.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Oh, really? Were you guys really tight?

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

Mm.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Oh, really?

[Jen]

Mm.

[Actor (Kurt Russell's character voice)]

Wow.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

That must have Freaked you out?

[Jen]

Totally freaked me out.

[Bert]

Did you know, as she was saying it, like, did you start to figure out who she was talking about?

[Jen]

Yeah, it was right at the. Right at the beginning, because, I mean, she passed when she was, I want to say, 90 or so and every day, put on makeup, lipstick, had her hair done.

[Guest or Panelist]

Like, everything.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

That's pretty powerful stuff. I mean, through the divorce and everything like that. She's still looking over you.

[Sue]

That's.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

That's pretty powerful stuff.

[Jen]

Yeah.

[Psychic (Natalie Tomlinson)]

It's gonna make me cry. Yeah. Wow.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

And she hit you with that in the beginning of the. That's where she gripped you.

[Guest or Panelist]

Yep. Wow.

[Bert]

That's the type of old person I want to be. Jessica's dad did that. Like, would wake up every morning, put

[Sue]

your makeup on and put your lipstick on.

[Bert]

Yeah. I want to be an old drag queen. But he would wake up and shave and put on his suit or put on his nice clothes. You know, like, I don't dress up now, but when I'm 90, all of

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

a sudden, you will. Why is that so emotional for you? Just because you guys were so tight?

[Jen]

I wore her ring.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Oh, you wore her ring. Oh, wow. We're gonna put the entire reading up online at q100atlanta.com. No wonder why you're all broken.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

I know.

[Jen]

I didn't.

[Guest or Panelist]

I didn't cry about it when she said it, but just, like, rethinking about it. And I feel like over the last couple of years, she sent me some signs. And so for Natalie the psychic to pick up on that, like, it sort of reconfirmed the signs I thought I was getting in the last couple of years from her because, like, weird things would happen or. I don't know. Just to me, it reconfirmed, like, some of the signs that I felt like I had been getting.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

So it's sort of. Yeah. Now you really know that the signs were there. Like, you thought you were crazy about them.

[Jen]

I thought I was kind of crazy about them before, and I thought it

[Guest or Panelist]

was just in my head, but then I feel like this sort of confirmed, like, she is still around and she still loves me.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

I won't have you plug what's coming up in the entertainment box.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

I know.

[Guest or Panelist]

With apologies and, like, now crying. Are you kidding?

[Jen]

Kidding me? Why?

[Guest or Panelist]

Don't you need a second?

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

It's a little bit like the American Idolist that's crying because they just got kicked off and they have to sing one more song

[Bert]

here.

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[Guest or Panelist]

Hi.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

We got to get an update from Wendy before we get out of here today. She's not quite limping, but she's walking gingerly on her feet.

[Bert]

Bert had to take one of his pain pills, and Wendy looked at it like she was a starving woman. And it was the last M and M on earth.

[Sue]

Some more, please.

[Male Co-host (possibly Mel or male panelist)]

Can I have just one? No. It was last week that I challenged myself that I could do a jive better than Kate Gosselin and learn it in a week. So I've been rehearsing since last Thursday up at Daza dance with my partner Antonio, who's on with us yesterday. But my feet are just jacked up, and they don't hurt like dancing hurt. They just hurt because the blisters. So anywhere there's a blister, that's the part of my foot that hurts the most, and that's the part of the foot that hits the shoe every time I dance. So I was supposed to wear my dancing shoes today all day to point my toe, but that's not happening.

[Bert]

Have you seen her dancing shoes? Like, these aren't like. I'm thinking ballerina flats.

[Jen]

No, no, no. They're like heels.

[Sue]

If you watch Dancing with the Stars, they might do some heels.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

They're not even, like, extra padded or anything.

[Male Co-host (possibly Mel or male panelist)]

No, there's no extra padding in them. It. Yeah, it rubs.

[Jen]

Have you been wearing them socks?

[Male Co-host (possibly Mel or male panelist)]

No, you can't wear them with socks because they have to be real tight on your feet because they don't want your ankle to roll. So everything has to be tight. So the straps tight on your. Like, on your foot. Your foot's really, like, wrapped up like a sock in there.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

So basically everybody that we're watching on

[Jen]

Dancing with the Stars also has jacked up feet.

[Male Co-host (possibly Mel or male panelist)]

Well, for a little bit, I think. Hopefully. I mean, I'm breaking them in so my. The blisters will eventually stop. But right now it hurts.

[Bert]

I bet.

[Jen]

No, kid.

[Male Co-host (possibly Mel or male panelist)]

Oh, my.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Just to reset this whole thing that Wendy came in here last week after watching Dancing with the Stars and she was ripping on Kate Gosselin. She thought she did a really crappy job. She sort of like, like, slept through her whole performance. So I challenged Wendy. Look, you think you can do better, then go ahead. So for a week now, for the last couple of days anyway, she has been. She's been training with Antonio, and she is gonna make a video on Friday night, bring it in on Monday, and we'll. We'll match up the videos online to see if Wendy really did better than Kate Gosselin last week.

[Male Co-host (possibly Mel or male panelist)]

And we had two rehearsals yesterday. We're not even through the entire dance, which makes me a little bit nervous. But yesterday resulted in a drop on my knee, some ripped pants from Antonio, and then also a hand to the face from. From me to Antonio.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Was it on purpose? Was it getting fresh with you?

[Male Co-host (possibly Mel or male panelist)]

No, no, it wasn't on purpose.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

We were dancing to do a move.

[Male Co-host (possibly Mel or male panelist)]

I was trying to a spin, and then jacked Mel up in the face. He was bending down to put me, like, back because I'm supposed to go under his legs at one point in the dance. So he split his pants because he was wearing the wrong pants. Then I didn't go down one time. So my knee is like, boom, on the ground, and it's. Thank God Rhett was there to film that rehearsal, because I think that was probably the most dramatic rehearsal that we've ever had.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Does that not sound like a scene out of an adult film? Like, they're dancing and the guy accidentally rips his pants while the girl is being swung underneath him.

[Bert]

Did your shirt actually. Right here. Down there. So your boobs were hanging out? Did that happen?

[Sue]

Rips off his mustache and he reveals his real identity before.

[Bert]

Did you get so hot in the studio, you just had to pour water down over the front of you?

[Jen]

Do you think Antonio really cares about your boobs?

[Male Co-host (possibly Mel or male panelist)]

No, he does not care about my boobs.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Every man cares about boobs. Every man. Single name. Yes, we've learned that.

[Jen]

Domesticated by boobs.

[Sue]

Yeah.

[Male Co-host (possibly Mel or male panelist)]

He just doesn't care about my vajayjay or anything. I don't like that.

[Bert]

Boobs.

[Sue]

Yes. That's universal.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Maybe boobs.

[Male Co-host (possibly Mel or male panelist)]

And I think yesterday was one of the first days I got frustrated because I could not get anything down. I literally had to go take a break. I was like, I gotta go sit.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

Well, we have a new video up online today of you rehearsing.

[Male Co-host (possibly Mel or male panelist)]

Yeah, Red taped it yesterday, so hopefully it'll be up today.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

And then on Monday morning, you can go out and see her. On Friday night, we'll have a All the information's up online right now.

[Male Co-host (possibly Mel or male panelist)]

Absolutely.

[Female Co-host (possibly Tracy or female panelist)]

That is the word that Wendy says.

[Jen]

Funny.

[Caller or Guest]

What?

[Jen]

Fustrated is what she says.

[Male Co-host (possibly Mel or male panelist)]

Frustrated.

[Actor or Guest]

You do.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

You don't use the R. Frustrated.

[Jen]

It's like Joanna. What was Joanna's the other day?

[Bert]

Pizza.

[Jen]

Pizza.

[Host (possibly Bert or main male host)]

She goes frustrated FR FR us.

[Male Co-host (possibly Mel or male panelist)]

Frustrated.

[Psychic (Natalie Tomlinson)]

Yes.

[Male Co-host (possibly Mel or male panelist)]

It's like a whole new word.

[Not so Psycho Sue]

Well, you're welcome.

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