Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, March 31 [Vault]

Summary

The Bert Show – Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, March 31 [Vault]

Date: March 31, 2026
Episode Theme:
This episode offers a fast-paced blend of relatable drama, lively banter, humor, and interactive discussions. The team dives into a real-life story of betrayal, satirizes pageant Q&A culture, tackles women's sexual health and libido, and debates the phenomenon of “surprise pregnancy.” The conversation ranges from emotional support to playful mockery, with plenty of candid listener call-ins and the show’s trademark authenticity.

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Key Sections & Discussion Points

1. Listener Betrayal Drama: Busting a Cheating Best Friend

[01:01–05:58]

• A caller recounts a dramatic situation: following her divorce, she suspects her best friend of dating her ex-husband. She flies out to Phoenix, plans to confront them, but hesitates without "hard evidence."
• The cast weighs in: Should she confront her friend now, gather more proof, or simply walk away?
• Quote:
  • "So she's basically sleeping with the enemy this weekend." – Jen Burch, [04:47]
  • "You snooped around. She gave you the Facebook password a long time ago. It's not your fault she forgot you had it." – Sean (co-host), [04:01]
• Memorable Moment: The show’s banter gently mocks the caller’s “detective” journey, dubbing her “Nancy Drew” [05:58], and empathizes with her emotional turmoil.

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2. Pageant Q&A Satire: Dancing Around Tough Questions

[06:03–14:23]

• The team plays and analyzes real-life pageant Q&A moments (Miss USA, Miss Teen USA), showing how contestants deflect difficult questions with vague, “conviction” answers.
  • Clip Highlight:
    • Pageant response: “It's an issue of integrity, whatever your opinion is. And I say that with the utmost conviction.” [06:39, 07:17]
• The co-hosts take turns pretending to be pageant contestants, answering classic questions with humor and deliberate evasiveness.
• Notable Quotes:
  • "If you want us to answer like a pageant contestant, we have to dance around the issue." – Bert (co-host), [09:42]
  • "Well, I believe that everybody is born with their own unique superpower... to be honest with you, it's ignoring questions and totally going around them. Is my superpower." – Jen Burch, [14:00]
• Memorable Moment:
  • Hilarious mock answers, like the Texas “magazine cover” question devolving into book confusion. [11:54]
  • Banter about “Vaseline for my teeth” and “hairspray” cliches, [13:48–14:23]

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3. Women’s Sex Drive: Openness, Supplements, & Listener Insights

[15:58–28:31]

• Discussion opens on women’s sex drive—how difficult it can be to talk about, and the lack of products compared to men's Viagra or Cialis.
• The hosts address possible physical, hormonal, or mental causes for low libido, mentioning birth control and other medications as common culprits.
• Multiple female callers share tips and supplement recommendations, including:
  • Vidox (V-E-D-O-X): Described as an “amazing” herb that boosts desire and removes stress.
    • Quote: “It increases dopamine levels in about 20 minutes... sensations heighten. All of a sudden, your desire goes through the roof.” – Becky (caller), [22:32]
  • Stimula XR: A convenience-store “shot” that works rapidly and intensely.
    • Quote: “Oh my God. Your men would not know what hit them.” – Caller, [24:48]
  • XPLC (with Yohimbine): Originally marketed for weight loss, but leads to “erotic dreams” and arousal.
    • Quote: “If you’re not doing anything and you don’t have someone there with you, you have erotic dreams.” – Caller, [26:32]
• Memorable Moment:
  • The hosts and studio react with comic surprise and (mock) interest, with promises to post all recommendations online due to the volume of calls.
  • "I am curious, once we put that online, how many times that gets hit as opposed to everything else?" – Bert, [27:55]

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4. The Mystery of “Surprise Pregnancy”

[30:07–38:07]

• Revisiting stories of women who didn't realize they were pregnant until giving birth (or nearly so), complete with a gripping 911 call.
• Discussion covers how such cases can happen—irregular symptoms, obesity, or carrying toward the back—and the skepticism it invites.
• 911 Call Highlight:
  • “Oh my God. I’m looking at a baby... Oh, my God. My wife is holding a baby. I had no idea my wife was pregnant.” – Husband (911 caller), [31:09–31:30]
• Former paramedic’s tale:
  • Paramedic Charles shares a real call where the mother was shocked to be told she’d delivered a baby, having had no clue she was pregnant.
    • Quote: “She said, what is that? I said, it's a baby. She said, well, where did it come from? I said, it came out of you.” – Charles, [36:09]
• Memorable Moments:
  • Multiple callers share stories of friends or acquaintances experiencing “surprise birth,” furthering the debate on how people can miss such obvious symptoms.
  • “Damn, I love that. What is that? Where did it come from?” – Co-host, [36:39]

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

| Timestamp | Speaker & Quote | |-------------|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 04:01 | Sean (co-host): "You snooped around. She gave you the Facebook password a long time ago. It's not your fault she forgot you had it." | | 05:58 | Caller: "I'm like Nancy Drew right now." | | 06:39/07:17 | Pageant Contestant: "It's an issue of integrity, whatever your opinion is. And I say that with the utmost conviction." | | 09:42 | Bert (co-host): "If you want us to answer like a pageant contestant, we have to dance around the issue." | | 14:00 | Jen Burch: "...to be honest with you, it's ignoring questions and totally going around them. Is my superpower." | | 22:32 | Becky (caller): "It increases dopamine levels in about 20 minutes... sensations heighten. All of a sudden, your desire goes through the roof." | | 24:48 | Caller: "Oh my God. Your men would not know what hit them." | | 27:55 | Bert (co-host): "I am curious, once we put that online, how many times that gets hit as opposed to everything else?" | | 31:09–31:30 | 911 Caller: "Oh my God. I’m looking at a baby... Oh, my God. My wife is holding a baby. I had no idea my wife was pregnant." | | 36:09 | Charles (paramedic): "She said, what is that? I said, it's a baby. She said, well, where did it come from? I said, it came out of you."|

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Segment Timestamps (MM:SS)

• 01:01–05:58: Listener betrayal story & advice
• 06:03–14:23: Pageant Q&A satire & team participation
• 15:58–28:31: Women’s low sex drive discussion & supplement tips
• 30:07–38:07: “Surprise pregnancy” stories & calls

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Tone & Style

The episode is energetic, honest, playful, and quick with comic asides and snark. The team embraces awkwardness, isn’t afraid to rib each other (and callers), and mixes empathetic advice with self-deprecating humor. The open phone line encourages candid listener contributions, which are woven into the hosts' banter.

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Summary for New Listeners

This episode of The Bert Show exemplifies the show’s signature mix: real-world drama, playful satire (especially of cultural phenomena like beauty pageants), open talk about sensitive topics (like women’s sexuality), and a willingness to approach even bizarre human stories (like not knowing you’re pregnant) with curiosity and empathy. For those who relish honest and hilarious morning radio, it’s a perfect example of why the cast keeps listeners coming back.

Transcript

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[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

going to have Amber on here in a couple of seconds.

[Caller with personal story]

We were living in Phoenix about a year ago. I got divorced. Obviously go over to my best friend's house where be comforted. She gave me her login information to get into Facebook. I would still check up on my husband's Facebook page. I'm scheduled to fly out tonight to go to Phoenix to see her and still using her Facebook page. And as I'm checking his stuff out, an ichat pops up from him and I could see some of the history of their messages and one of them was confirming a date for tonight. What she doesn't know is I changed my flight and I want to bust them on their date.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

All right, let's get Amber back on here.

[Caller with personal story]

Hey.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Hey.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

How are you?

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

I'm okay.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

So the advice was come on back, do your thing, then get a flight out, don't deal with it, just come on back to Atlanta. But you didn't take that advice.

[Caller with personal story]

No. I got on the earlier flight and I landed and I got my car and did everything I was to do. I went to the restaurant where they

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

were going to meet.

[Caller with personal story]

I was there at 6 o'.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Clock.

[Caller with personal story]

I waited for them to come in and nothing and nothing and nothing and I never saw them. I even went into the restaurant and I looked around. They weren't there basically. And around the time I was supposed to land, a number calls me and I don't recognize it and it says 602 area code. It's Phoenix Area code. And so I think it could be one of my friends that's there already or whatever. I pick it up and it's her. It's my best friend. I was freaked out.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

I didn't know what to do because

[Caller with personal story]

I was so caught off guard. I told her I was just landing and getting my car and she said, well, she was excited to see me. And so I basically drove to her house as planned. I wanted to confront her on it, but I had nothing to support my paranoia or.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

So did you just hang out with her last night? Not say anything?

[Caller with personal story]

Yeah, no. Well, you know, we had some wine and had some dinner and. And I asked her and I said, so, are you seeing anybody? And she said, yeah, she's been seeing somebody for a little bit now and she really liked him. And. And I suggested, hey, why don't we all go out tonight, the three of us? And she said that was impossible, that she was going to be working late tonight. Obviously doesn't want me to meet whoever she is supposedly dating right now. So I'm here. I'm outside her apartment right now. I'm hoping what will happen is she will go to work today and I can maybe find some more information and back up my.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

You're search her place.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

You are, aren't you? So she's going to go to work and you're going to search her place. You're going to go back onto Facebook, you're going to try to find some pictures with the.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

You've already got the Facebook. I don't see why you didn't just bust that out.

[Caller with personal story]

Well, because then how do I explain myself? Like how I found.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

Who cares? She's dating your ex husband?

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Yeah, I think so.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

So you snooped around. She gave you the Facebook password a long time ago. It's not your fault she forgot you had it.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Yeah, your relationship with her and. And he. It's over. It's done. Like Jen said. Why are you even waiting?

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

Why are you even doing the charade of the whole thing?

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Yeah, Jen thinks you got evidence enough. But do you need to see pictures? I mean, what exactly are you looking for?

[Caller with personal story]

Yeah, because she's such a picture person. And so I'm gonna look on her computer, find what she's got on there, go into that.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Here's what's gonna happen here. Even if you don't find pictures, I'm gonna tell you right now that before the weekend is over, you're gonna say something to her. I mean, it sounds to me like you're compiling evidence, but yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

You can't leave Phoenix and never have addressed this issue. No, you cannot, because it's like Bert said. Your friendship with her is over. You're gonna have to get the clothes you want and then come on back to Atlanta.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

So she's basically sleeping with the enemy this weekend. She's.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

She's at the house, and so is her best friend.

[Caller with personal story]

I would love to bust her, meet up with him for my own two eyes.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

Right now, you seem together, and you're going to, you know, go through her apartment. I don't know how together that is, but then I just feel like the longer you stay out there and the more you try to do in order to get evidence, the weaker you're going to become and the more you're going to end up looking like, you know, the fool. She knew that you were coming to visit, so it was a planned visit. There's not gonna be anything for you

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

to find, so you may not find anything at all. Now, if that's the case, I don't

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

even think that they'll see each other, even when she goes to work today. Or. I mean, they may call or text each other, but I'm guessing they don't have plans to see one another while you're in town.

[Caller with personal story]

I don't know. She can be a little hobag. I wouldn't be surprised if she's trying to get in a little. Little sneaky sneak.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

Now.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

It's already deteriorated. There you are.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

There's the crowd.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

It's already.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

Now you're losing it.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

We got check back with you on Monday morning, because I am 100% confident that you're gonna say something to her. But I think that these guys are right, that if you're looking for more evidence, you're probably not gonna find it. So you have what you need. So cut it all off. Do it.

[Caller with personal story]

I'm like Nancy Drew right now.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

All right.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

The Birch show. The Birch show. Jen told you earlier this morning that Miss North Carolina won the Miss USA pageant. Miss USA pageant last year. I'm so excited.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

This is my lifelong dream, and I cannot believe it's coming true.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

It's really touching. This was Miss Arizona. You know how they go around the. You know, they have an interview question, a spontaneous interview question.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Sure.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

And they have to answer those. And that, of course, plays into who's inevitably going to win the pageant.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

Right.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

This was Miss Arizona last night. Do you think the US should have

[Bleacher Report Announcer]

universal health care as a right of citizenship?

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Why or why not?

[Pageant Commentator]

You know, I think this is an issue of integrity, regardless of which end of the political spectrum that I stand on. I've been raised in a family to know right from wrong and politics, whether or not you fall in the middle, the left or the right, it's an issue of integrity, whatever your opinion is. And I say that with the utmost conviction.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

She didn't answer them.

[Co-host or Guest]

Hell, does that mean she did not answer?

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

Tap dancing right around it, wasn't it?

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

And that's what I'm getting at here. I think if you're in one of those pageants, you are trained to tap dance around a question that you just can't answer. Do you think the US should have

[Bleacher Report Announcer]

universal health care as a right of citizenship?

[Co-host or Guest]

Why or why not?

[Pageant Commentator]

You know, I think this is an issue of integrity, regardless of which end of the political spectrum that I stand on. I've been raised in a family to know right from wrong and politics. Whether or not you fall in the middle, the left or the right, it's an issue of integrity, whatever your opinion is. And I say that with the utmost conviction.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

Who's she talking to?

[Co-host or Guest]

I don't know what the hell.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

You know what the beauty of that clip is though, that unfortunately, Sean calm cut out of it is everybody applauses at the end.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Yay.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

Conviction's a big word for her.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Now you remember the quintessential mess up in this whole thing was a couple of years ago with Miss Teen USA from South Carolina.

[Miss Teen USA contestant (clip)]

Oh, I personally believe that us Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have that. And I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq everywhere, like such as. And I believe that they should. Our education over here in the US should help the US or should help South Africa, it should help the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

I want to hear.

[Co-host or Guest]

Oh, I'm sorry, such as sorts.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

I want to hear the conversation between those two girls.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

I think I can do that. Hold on.

[Miss Teen USA contestant (clip)]

I personally believe that.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Do you think the US should have

[Bleacher Report Announcer]

universal health care as a right of citizenship?

[Miss Teen USA contestant (clip)]

Some people out there in our nation don't have that. And I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and the

[Pageant Commentator]

Iraq and politics, whether or not you fall in the middle, the left or the right, it's an issue of integrity, whatever your opinion is, and I say that with the utmost conviction.

[Miss Teen USA contestant (clip)]

Help South Africa, it should help Iraq and the Asian country.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

They are in the same story.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

So here's what I have here for you. These are 10 of the most commonly asked pageant questions. I want to throw these out at you, and I will choose you one at a time. And you have to answer as though you are a pageant contestant.

[Co-host or Guest]

So you want a legitimate answer or do you want us to.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

You want us to be genuine?

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

I think that you can be. I think you could do it legitimately. I think the real gift here is that these. Some of these women will be made fun of today because they tap dance around the question. But I think in a lot of cases, it's a lot more difficult than you think.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

But they practice. But if you want us to answer like a pageant contestant, we have to dance around the issue.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

Yeah, that's what I'm using.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

All right, so, Melissa, you will be Miss Tennessee.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Okay.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Okay, great. And your question is? Oh, this is a good one for you. Melissa Carter, Miss Tennessee. At what point does a girl become a woman?

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

Well, Bert, I believe that a girl. What makes a girl great is the fact that she loves things that a girl really likes. And so I think that when you're a woman, you know, you love being a woman. And I think that it's great to be a woman. And I'm proud to be from Tennessee. And thank you very much,

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Miss Tennessee.

[Co-host or Guest]

Really good job. That's impressive.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

God, I want to be like Miss Tennessee.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Miss Florida.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

Oh, no.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

What is the one feature you change about yourself and why?

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

Well, I think the important thing about features is that they are featuristically unique on every single person. And so the features that I would like to discuss, such as beauty and honesty and truth and honesty, are unique features to me and each and every person on the usa on the planet. In the usa. I mean, in the usa.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

On the planet.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

And so I don't think I would change any features of our unique nation.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Yay.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

That's my girl.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

You're gonna win.

[911 Caller]

That is my girl.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

You're gonna win.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

I wanna be you.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

I wish I had her answer.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Why did I say that? I do. I just wanna be you.

[911 Caller]

Hold on.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

I need some more hairspray.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Okay, I'm good.

[Co-host or Guest]

Oh, my God.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Miss Texas.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

God bless America.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

If you could be on the COVID of any magazine, which would you choose?

[911 Caller]

Oh, really?

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

And why?

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Well, magazines are great. I would love to be on. No, I don't wanna be on a magazine. I want a book. And I don't. Not just any book, but a Glamour book. No, no, no, not book. Wait, I don't read. But no magazines. No, I wanna be on a book. That's it. Yay, Texas. Go Miss Texas. Go.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

And the last question Here is for Mr. Rochester.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

I think it should be Miss New York.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

Miss New York.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Miss New York.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

Come on, Miss New York.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

I want you to answer the same question that Miss Tennessee answered. At what point does a girl become a woman?

[Co-host or Guest]

She gets drunk and meets me after prom.

[Former Paramedic (Charles)]

Hey.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Yeah. Ew. You're creepy.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

Gross.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

Miss New York, I'm totally taking your crown away.

[Co-host or Guest]

I think a girl becomes a woman once she sees that, such as in Iraq. When a girl gets on a magazine cover and has a book named after her, she is much like a woman would be a girl,

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

even though her voice is kind of weirdly deep.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

But, yes, Miss California.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

I've already seen them all, so it doesn't do.

[Miss Teen USA contestant (clip)]

Unable to do so, because.

[Co-host or Guest]

Okay, I have a question for Miss California.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

You are talking over Miss South Carolina.

[Miss Teen USA contestant (clip)]

And I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and Iraq everywhere. Like such as. And I believe that they should. Our education over here in the US should help the US or should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

Do you have any more Vaseline? For my teeth.

[Co-host or Guest]

I'm running out.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

I need to smell more.

[Co-host or Guest]

Miss California.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest]

If you could have any superpower that you'd like.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Yes.

[Co-host or Guest]

Which superpower would it be and why?

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Well, I believe that everybody is born with their own unique superpower, and there is no superhero that is any better than anybody else. So for me to tell you what my superpower would be, to be honest with you, it's ignoring questions and totally going around them. Is my superpower.

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[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Alright, so maybe you're not sure if you have a low sex drive or not. Like something doesn't feel quite right, but you're not comfortable asking other women about it. So you're sort of just sitting there with your own thoughts, like, is it normal that I want to have sex this many times and not that many times? Or what's been going on.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

And I think for guys, I mean in society, I think guys, I mean guys have a pill. So you know what? Guys need some help or guys need some whatever. Then there's something for a guy to do. But a lot of times for women, they may not talk about it because there's really not anything for them. And then, you know, it's like you said, anything when it comes to intimacy, you're embarrassed to talk about if there's a problem.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

I wasn't gonna go down this avenue, but I wonder if there are women that do. If there's like an herb or something that you take and I don't mean that kind of herb, I mean like a vitamin supplement or supplement. Like that's a great point. Like what are, what do women use as their quote unquote aphrodisiac? You know, we've got Viagra. If we need the help, we got Cialis. What do women have to stir up?

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

An assistant thing? I don't know.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

There's things you can use once you get started. That help.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

I understand. I'm talking about like getting in. Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest]

What about vodka? How does that help?

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

Tequila?

[Co-host or Guest]

Does that work pretty well.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

Meet my friend Patron.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

I wonder if women have any kind of like something to obviously basically that stirs them up.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

I have no idea. Obviously it's not something that is as known as like a Viagra or whatever. I forgot the name of the other pill, but with the smiley dude.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

C Alice.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

Is that the dude?

[Former Paramedic (Charles)]

I don't know.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

I'm just kidding.

[Co-host or Guest]

You mean the guy.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

You mean the 19 quick response. The 1950s smiley guy in the commercial.

[Co-host or Guest]

Are you referring to the commercial of the guy who is promoting the commercial that's promoting Cialis? And the guy spends the rest of the commercial doing the least sexy things ever, like fishing and mowing along and cleaning stuff.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

Yeah, he's smiling.

[Co-host or Guest]

See how this works so well that I can completely distract myself scaling and gutting a fish that I just caught. And then I would go to my wife with stinky fish hands and she will still love me because I am so seatticed up.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Maybe there are some. Because the phone lines. There's a couple phone lines right here. So maybe it's women calling up to say, look, if there is something you could take for that.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

Okay.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

404-7401. Q100. Okay, here's the list that was provided by Seduction Labs. Four quick questions.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

I just imagine them in pink. I don't know. Seduction Labs in red or pink.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

It's a Clinique makeup counter, but it's pink.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

I don't know when you said that.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

It sounds like a porn production company to me. From Seduction Lab.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

And they're only Jenna Jamison, and they're only wearing those lab coats in really, really high stilettos.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Some of these must have been written because they're, like, so obvious that maybe you're just so into your head that you haven't, like, done a CR on them. Okay, so here are some questions to determine whether you have a low sex drive or not compared to other women. All right? In the past, was your level of sexual desire interest satisfying to you? So have you ever been satisfied with

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

your own interest level?

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Yes.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Okay.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Has there been a decrease in your level of sexual desire or interest? That seems pretty easy. Are you bothered by your decreased level of sexual desire or interest? Like, I think that there are some women that are married and they're just not into having sex with their husbands anymore. They're totally okay with it. Would you like your level of sexual desire interest to increase? If the answer to any of these questions is no, then you don't have what's technically considered a low sex drive. If the answer to all of the questions is yes, then answer these.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

Oh, I gotta go to page two.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Yeah. And any one of these can contribute to it. So maybe you have one or all of them in operation, injuries or other medical condition, any kind of medication you're on, drugs or alcohol. If you're taking more of that, then your sex drive goes down. Recent childbirth, menopausal Symptoms, don't they seem pretty obvious?

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

I guess. I mean, I don't know if a woman is feeling self conscious about it though. Maybe like you said, she's in her own head. She doesn't see that there may be reasons for it.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

And back to the medication thing, I don't think that has to be post surgery because I know with my friends we talk about different forms of birth control, whether you're on pill or whether you use an IUD or whether you use. What are the other ones that people you put in right before, like a couple hours before. Why am I asking?

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

Yeah, she looked at me. She's looking at me and I'm like, I can't help you, Jen. I'm sorry, are you talking about just

[Co-host or Guest]

like a handful of stuff like a diaphragm.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

A diaphragm, diaphragm. Or women that use the.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

Sounds like an SOS pad.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

I'm trying to think of them all off the top of my head. But anyway, you get the point. Depending on which ones you use.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Coffee filter. Damn you.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

But seriously though, it depends on which one which ones you use and which hormones they have in them and how those hormones and those levels of estrogen affect your body. Because I mean really what the pill does is it tricks your body into thinking it's pregnant so it doesn't get pregnant.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

So there's a lot of women on birth control pills that have a lower sex drive because of it.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

Yeah, yeah. And so if you're feeling like you have a low sex drive, it may be something you can talk to your doctor about about changing up your birth control pill without, you know, without lapsing in protection and without lapsing and being covered. But to try something else, like a much more lower hormone because I found like with different ones, it's very different.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

Me too.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Right after, when I'm done with this list.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

I know.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

Why was I looking at you for birth control health? Like you've ever had to worry about sperm.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

I definitely

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

just say that.

[Co-host or Guest]

Okay, just so you know, that sentence is going to bounce around inside my head for three.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

Don't say bounce and sperm in the same.

[Co-host or Guest]

Well, she just said the word sperm with such anger and I know. Oh, Melissa, like you've never had to worry about sperm because it's something that's on Jen's mind.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Constantly worried about it 247 the way more. I think intriguing part of this whole thing is the initial question that you asked, like, what can women take?

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

Because men have via grand cialis and women don't Seem to have anything. At least that's marketed if you have a low sex drive.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Okay, there are a couple of things here that might work out. Good morning. Becky, you're on Q100.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Hi.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

Hey.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Good morning. Good morning. Here is an herb, and it's called Vidox for women, and it's at the herb shop in Smyrna. I know you can get it there for sure. It is absolutely amazing. It blew my mind. I'm still freaked out. I can't even believe it works as well as it does. And the funny thing is, I didn't eat it. One of my friends gave it to me, and I tried it, and I was so freaked out over it, I said, oh, my God, this stuff's amazing.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

All right, now, what is it called? And spell it very.

[Caller with personal story]

Yes.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

Better say that again.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

If women are like, oh, my gosh, it's V dox. It's V, E D, O, X. And I can even tell you a little bit about it because I did research on it.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Indeed. The floor is yours.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

It increases dopamine levels in about 20 minutes after you take it. So you just don't really care about anything. Your kids don't bother you. Your job doesn't bother you. You have no stress

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

off the shelves today.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

It increases blood flow, so you feel an immediate tingling sensation. Sensations heighten. All of a sudden, your desire goes through the roof. And the time I took it, I

[Co-host or Guest]

was like, melissa, come back.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

I took it about two hours before. And it was funny because it only takes about 30 minutes to work, and this is over an hour from my house. So by the time I'm home, I'm looking at my fiance. I said, bedroom, now. And he said, oh, my God, how

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

long did it last for you?

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

It lasts till the next day. Because it's an herb. It's in the system. It doesn't have chemicals in it whatsoever. So it really can be taken with any medication. I'm on birth control, so it doesn't even affect her birth control. It's quite remarkable. And they also, just so you know,

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

they actually should be their endorser.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

That same line has some for men as well, but that stuff is unreal.

[Co-host or Guest]

Are you on it right now?

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

No, I haven't had any today. But you know what? Today is my off day, so it's very likely I'm gonna go get some and play around with it. So, yeah, it's fun.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

All right.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Fantastic.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

V, E, D, O, X O, X.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Yes.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

And where do you find it?

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Again, the only place I know right now for sure is the Herb Shop in Smyrna. It's on the corner of Concord and South Cobb Drive. In fact, I think their address is 3209. I knew that.

[Co-host or Guest]

You know what? Just drive to Smyrna and look for the traffic jam.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

We will put these suggestions up online because a couple of them are coming in right now. So if you can't remember them in the car, then we'll get them up online right after the show. But that one is V dox V E D O X. Thank you, Becky.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Thank you. Have a great day.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

You too.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

That was a glowing endorsement.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

I know.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

From a very happy, perky woman I must welcome.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

It's a renewed energy in the show all of a sudden. Thank you. Wow.

[Co-host or Guest]

Thanks for sharing that with us.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

I'm sure that, you know, I mean, it doesn't affect any of us in the room because I'm sure none of

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

us are going to go get some

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

V dogs today just to play around.

[Co-host or Guest]

Sex drive. Own it, Kathy.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Good Morning. You're on Q100. Hi.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Good morning.

[911 Caller]

How are y'?

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

All?

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Good.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

Good.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Okay. Women has got to try Stimula xr.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Stimulant?

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

It's a liquid?

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Yes. It comes in just a little shot bottle. Oh, my God. Your men would not know what hit them.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Really? Okay. Where did you get this?

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Any convenience store sells it.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

And what's it made out of?

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

I have no idea.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

You don't even care.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

How fast did it work?

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

I don't even care.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

How fast did it work for you?

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

About 20 minutes.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

And how long did it last?

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

A long time.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

And is it the same type? Deal. Get all tingly. Tingly. Once you take it and it's time.

[Caller with personal story]

Yes.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Really?

[Former Paramedic (Charles)]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

You better be ready to go.

[Co-host or Guest]

Really?

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

Dang.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

These things are just loaded with, like, ginseng or something like that.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

I don't know and don't really care.

[Co-host or Guest]

Are y' all seeing the theme?

[Former Paramedic (Charles)]

Yes.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Okay, so it's Stimula xr.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Yes.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

It's a little itty bitty shot.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Yeah.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

And what is the color of the bottle?

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

It's orange and black.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Okay, thank you.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

It's got a man and a woman

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

on the front of it and one last one here. Good morning, charity. You're on Q100.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Hi. Good morning. I'm a personal trainer and, you know, I train myself and I've been put on different type of weight loss pills or fat burning pills, but when I would take the pills, I thought it was. Oh. The workout was getting me all pumped up till my trainer put Me on xplc and during the workout, I had to run to the bathroom. That's how wrong it was.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

Now what is it again?

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

I was doing some leg and stitches. I was like, hold up, hold up. Okay. I was like, okay. And I called him about it and I stopped taking them because it was really extreme. I told my sister, and she's a freak. She was like, what's it called again? I told my friend, she took them at night and it gives you. If you're not doing anything and you don't have someone there with you, you have erotic dreams.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

What's it called again?

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Yeah, let's go. Let's.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Let's talk.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Let's go very slowly. Yeah, rewind.

[Co-host or Guest]

Melissa doesn't really like the gym, but she's interested in the name.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

Wait a second. If that's what happens when I work

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

out, the thing that's in it that builds your sex drive is called Yohimbamine.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

For that xplc, I looked it up too, because it's made by Stacker and, you know, Stacker always makes those little pills that's in the front of the convenience store. So I was like, you know what? You know how sometimes they have a medication, they realize it does more than one thing, so they market it in two different ways? Yeah, I think that's what they did with this XPL thing.

[Co-host or Guest]

I think that's what Viagra. Didn't Viagra start out as a heart medicine?

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

It did. It did to increase blood flow. And they found that the side effect on their patients was that. So that's why they marketed it to the guys.

[Co-host or Guest]

So guys started using it for the other thing, which would give them a heart attack, which would send them back to the hospital where they'd have to find a different pill for them.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

So this again is xplc?

[Caller with personal story]

Yeah.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

And the ingredient in it that you're looking for is yohimboline.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Yohimbine. Y O H I M B I N E. It might say yum, yohimbi. But if you see that yohim on there, that's what it is.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Can you take that directly? Like, is there a yohimba that you could just take without the other stuff?

[Former Paramedic (Charles)]

Sure.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

If you go to herb shop, they might have some.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Okay, that might work for you.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Also, you might not want to take it just by itself.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

That was a productive 10 minute.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

I am curious, once we put that online, how many times that gets hit as opposed to everything else? Because I do think that this is probably something because the phone line's lit up with women who tried something different because they had low sex drives. And I think that that's probably an issue that is just not talked about. You know what I mean?

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Well, we gave you four solid ones right there.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Hey, Becca, there's actually a root. It's an herb that you buy straight out. You can buy at any nutrition store, gnc. The plant has actually been made illegal in the state of Georgia because it's so strong.

[Co-host or Guest]

That's Georgia for you. No beer on Sunday. No sex ever.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

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[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

stories is just for shock value really, more than anything else. And the other one can be open for debate. But we talked about this last week and we heard about this couple. How do you go nine months and not know you're pregnant?

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

I don't understand it when you hear

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

the calls of people that had it happen to them.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Yeah, I mean, and you guys can get in on this if you want now, but it's not common. But it certainly does happen. 404-741-Q100 here's the 911 call. Dude's on the phone with 911. His wife is in the tub and she's delivering baby. He's shocked. He doesn't know what's going on. All he knows is that her stomach hurts or whatever. So he puts her in the bathtub and he's on with 911. And you can hear the surprise in his voice. And unless he's a great actor, it sounds authentic.

[911 Caller]

Yes, ma'? Am. My wife is in the bathroom. She's bleeding all over the place. She thinks she's having a baby. Oh, my God.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

She's having the baby.

[911 Caller]

I think she's having labor right now.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Okay.

[911 Caller]

Oh, my God. I can't hear you, ma'. Am.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Okay, hold on. I'm gonna. What's your address, sir? Say it one more time.

[911 Caller]

Oh, my God. I'm looking at a baby.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Okay, hold on.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

I need your address.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Listen, I need your address.

[Caller with personal story]

They're having a baby.

[911 Caller]

Oh, my God.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

You didn't know she was pregnant?

[911 Caller]

No, no. Oh, my God. My wife is holding a baby. I had no idea my wife was pregnant.

[Co-host or Guest]

That is awesome.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

I mean, it sounds authentic, right?

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

Does sound real.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

So then she gets on the phone. It gets a little nasty here, a little gross.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

So what's going on with baby? Is he dirty? Yeah, he's got.

[911 Caller]

It looks like he's got meconium on his head.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

A cone on his head? No, like the baby.

[911 Caller]

The poop.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Oh, poop. Okay. Is that. I mean, I've never really looked at a baby that close right after, so I don't know. They're usually wiped off before you get them, aren't they? Yeah, yeah, they're pretty dirty.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Now. That 911 operator wasn't on the job real long. Like, she. It was, like, just a couple of weeks.

[Co-host or Guest]

Third day on the job, and that's the call you get?

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Something like that.

[911 Caller]

Wow.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Talk about trial by fire right there. But I want to listen to that one more time. The. The dad on the phone.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

Yes.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

He won't give the address.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Cause I'm trying to figure out what to do.

[Co-host or Guest]

I think they edited it out.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

I'm trying to figure out if it's real or not. Like, I listened to it a whole bunch of times.

[Co-host or Guest]

Oh, it's gonna be totally.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

You can't fake that kind of surprise.

[911 Caller]

Yes, ma'. Am. My wife is in the bathroom. She's bleeding all over the place. She thinks she's having a baby. Oh, my God. Carrie, get on the bathtub.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

She's having the baby.

[911 Caller]

I think she's have in labor right now.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Okay.

[911 Caller]

Oh, my God. I can't hear you, ma'. Am.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Okay, hold on. I'm getting. What's your address, sir? Say it one more time.

[911 Caller]

Oh, my God. I'm looking at a baby.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

I need your address.

[911 Caller]

Oh, my God.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

You didn't know she was pregnant?

[911 Caller]

No. No.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Okay.

[911 Caller]

Oh, my God. My wife is holding a baby.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Genuine?

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

Yes.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

So we were questioning this yesterday, and the only thing I have on says underlying conditions can disguise surprise. Pregnancy reasons range from a smaller inactive fetus carried toward the back of the womb to continued menstruation called breakthrough bleeding. Such conditions disguise the pregnancy, so it's not common, but sure how it can happen.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

Weird.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Just heard that.

[Co-host or Guest]

Crazy.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

So wild. And I wonder if she was full term.

[Co-host or Guest]

It sounds like. I mean, she doesn't seem to be shocked. She seems like the baby's healthy. Hey, Andrea.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Good Morning. You're on Q100, I forget. Hey, Andrea.

[Caller with personal story]

Hey, guys.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

I just wanted to let you know there was actually a discovery health show about this exact thing. There are so many people that actually do have babies without even knowing they're pregnant.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

The thing that shocks me is it's not just the cycle, but just the movement of the child within you like that. These people that didn't know they were pregnant, obviously the baby didn't move very much or kick or.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

What did they call it in that thing? Inactive fetus.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Yeah, it's the name of your band. Same. You're going to have to change that. We've talked to women before that have gone through this, and most of them will admit that I was obese and had no idea.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

Well, one woman called us last week and said she had had a gallbladder surgery and had all kinds of different complications with her surgery and stuff. And so she just thought it was stomach pains and stuff like that from the surgery, but really she was pregnant.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Hey, Alicia. Good morning. You're part of the bird show.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Hi. I've been pregnant twice, and there's absolutely no way. You don't know that you're pregn.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

It happens, though.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

I mean, first of all, the baby would have to not move, and then your stomach gets hard, and I don't understand why they wouldn't realize. I mean, you don't get fat and then your stomach gets hard.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Well, here is. We're gonna call him Charles and put him on the voice disguiser. He is a former paramedic and he's seen this very thing. Hey, Charles.

[Former Paramedic (Charles)]

Hey, how you doing?

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Good. You're on the voice disguiser.

[Former Paramedic (Charles)]

All right, great.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

So you've seen this?

[Former Paramedic (Charles)]

Yeah, actually, I Have I was. It was an apartment complex and we had went to on a call for another. Another apartment. And while I'm over there, this little kid comes running up to me, pulling on my pants like, Mr. Paramedic.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Mr. Paramedic.

[Former Paramedic (Charles)]

Come say about my mom. Come say about my mom. We go over and I walk in and I smell, I guess feces, I guess it had a bad smell. So I go in and the woman's in there screaming, something's wrong, Something's wrong. My stomach's killing me. And she's up on all fours, laying on her stomach. I go in and examine. And she's giving birth.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

Wow.

[Co-host or Guest]

Wow.

[Former Paramedic (Charles)]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

She didn't know.

[Former Paramedic (Charles)]

She said, well, what is it? I. I took the baby, dried it off, suctioned mouth, I did everything, cut the cord, whatnot, maybe started crying. She said, what is that? I said, it's a baby. She said, well, where did it come from?

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

I said, it came out of you.

[Co-host or Guest]

Whoa, come on.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

Really be kidding.

[Former Paramedic (Charles)]

I mean, it's honest. God's truth.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

I don't know how so crazy.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

And she seems totally authentic. She wasn't making it up. There was no reason to hide a baby or anything.

[Former Paramedic (Charles)]

Right.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Was her stomach big?

[Former Paramedic (Charles)]

She was a big woman. Anyway, and I asked a lot of people, I asked. There were a lot of people in the, in the apartment because everybody was concerned about her.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

And I said, did any of you

[Former Paramedic (Charles)]

know that she was pregnant? And they were like, no. You know, she's just always been big.

[Co-host or Guest]

Damn, I love that. What is that? Where did that come from?

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

Where did that come from? You just pushed it out of you, lady. How does that. How do I understand how the baby comes out? I mean, she is delivering through her body. Like, how do you not feel that? I don't get it.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Whitney here didn't deliver and not know that she wasn't pregnant, but she went eight and a half months not knowing.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

So.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Not me, my good friend.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

Okay, so this is somebody that you had, I mean, genuine contact with.

[Caller with personal story]

Yes, like every day. Like she's like all of 89 pounds.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

And she delivered a nine pound baby three weeks after she found out she was pregnant. Especially she had no clue. No clue whatsoever.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

She didn't get any weight.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

No.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

But had a nine pound baby.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Yeah. They finally went because she was getting

[Caller with personal story]

so nauseous and she couldn't really eat.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

And the doctor felt her stomach and felt something back there. They gave her an ultrasound and.

[Caller with personal story]

Huge baby.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

She was just carrying him so far back. But £9, you'd still gain £9, right? I mean, every day. But she didn't seem like she was getting any bigger whatsoever. She was still wearing, like double zero jeans.

[Co-host (possibly Sean)]

And she had no cycle.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

She had a cycle continually, regularly.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

Bert said. Bert just said if you, if it carries it back, the blood can come through.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

I mean, we could take.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

We could take calls like this for the next time.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

That's the thing that you've had a problem with for days now. It's the move and there's no kicking. You just automatically assume. I guess it's.

[Co-host (possibly Bert)]

I mean, we'd have to have Tracy in here to talk about it because I've never carried a child, but I cannot imagine going nine months without having a clue that there was something moving in my belly.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

It happens. Here it is.

[911 Caller]

Here you're getting.

[Caller/Guest (Becky or other callers)]

Yes, ma'. Am.

[911 Caller]

My wife is in the bathroom. She's bleeding all over the place. She thinks she's having a baby. Oh, my God.

[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

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[Show Host (likely Jen Burch)]

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