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Not even little League. Well, I've got a little bit of that. I'm just not your. I can't. I can't. I'm not good at spitting the game. I mean, I can talk to people, but I just can't do the game. Yeah, but, you know, I can't go up to a girl I've never met before and, you know, end up with her number 20 minutes late. You have. Or 20 hours later or 20 years later. You've even told us that you have never, like, gone through the procedure of asking a woman out. Her saying yes and then you going out on a date. I. In my past, I've had three or four major relationships in my life. And each one started with me charming them to the point where they say, hey, let's go do something. Because I am so uncomfortable with rejection that I will push, push, push until she asks me out. Imagine that. Just never, ever asking a girl out. Ever. Yeah. Oh, go ahead. The nervous behavior's already started. He's already bouncing back and forth and turning red. Yeah. Just talking about asking a woman out. You should have seen him yesterday. We had our intern Jen in here, and Phil Turana has been digging her since day one. And we called him out on the air yesterday. Okay, go ahead. And he was. You were a wreck. You were a wreck. Yeah, I don't, like. I don't want to, like, you know, get done with or anything. I just think she's a hottie. Oh, see? See? All right. Yeah. Now she's not here. Yeah, she. I mean, whatever. I don't want. She's all right. She's just a hottie. I don't need none of that. Yo, this, you know, I'm just in it for the conversation. In reality, yesterday, he came in, he was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess. Yeah, yeah, she's hot. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But as soon as she walked out, I was like, dude, she wants me. Lips were all dry. Had those, you know, kind of like beads of. Just spit in the corners of your mouth. Pathetic. Sexy. What you call sexy, I call pathetic. He's also told us that when he's had girlfriends, he was really honest with us and told us that he has never been intimate with a woman without his T shirt. On, Right. And that just works all well. Or a sweatshirt or a down jacket, depending on what's available. He's tuxedo on. But I mean, now one thing I think that we also talked about that Phil, when you were younger were overweight, right. And I think, you know, we said that we think you still subconsciously feel that you're still that overweight kid even though you're not as an adult. Right. And it's one of those things where, yeah, I grew up and I went through high school as the fat kid and that's what I was. And I had a lot of friends, but I had no girlfriend. So I had to take instead of learning how to, you know, be, for lack of a better term, learn how to spit game or really talk to girls. I always had to be the fun guy or the funny guy or the big brother. You know, I did a lot of theater and I always played the wacky goofy uncle or something like that. You know, I never, I never got to play the good looking guy. So I had to learn how to be fun and not so much charming, if that makes sense. And so I just wanted to defend him because I know we were teasing him about when you talk about intimacy in the T shirt, I think that all is in the same vein. Like he's still not comfortable enough with his body to be able to, you know, shed all clothes when he's intimate. Still holding insecurities from high school, not removing his shirt because of the size of his breasts and charming people until they ask her out. The problem isn't with his self esteem. He is a chick. Has anyone in this room seen his penis? Although I, oh, Jen did in her dream. Like we've got a woman on our hands. Well, I thought that was the case for a while, but when we did the are you straight test, I got a 23 on it. All right, so you're very manly inside. Very manly inside or you're a very manly woman. So what we've got here is a couple of layers that we figured we need to help fill out with a. His self esteem. All right? And we were going to set him up with a personal motivational coach type thing. Did you guys do that while I was out? No, we got turned down. So yeah, thanks for, thanks for helping us out. His case was too hard and they're like, I can't help that guy. I mean he got rejected by a life coach. Dude, life is good. What can I say? So we were going to hook him up with a life coach, one that doesn't have any work at all and has a lot of extra time on our hands. Or a guy down on 14th street with a broken clutch cable. Whoever we can get in studio the quickest. But we also need to help him out physically also. And that's where Corey Waller comes in. Hey, Corey. Good morning, guys. How are you doing this morning? Good. Corey's one of these. Corey's one of these guys that he walks into the. Into a room and you just know, okay, there's a guy that works out and he's eating right. Total stud. Yeah. Hate you. He smells like protein shakes, flaxseed oil. Hasn't had a freaking Cheeto in 31 years. Broke my hand when he shook it. You know, he's got a calculator and he's calculating all the fat grams he's taking in throughout the day. He drives by Brewster's and sees people like me walking away with a banana split and thinks, oh, man, that man will be dead in a week. I was offered. I came into the studio today and I see people here eating Cheetos. So we're gonna have to work on that. I know. I was really. Jim's breakfast today. Cheetos and Diet Cokes. You got the Diet Coke, right? I know. I mean my Diet Coke and then my hot and spicy Cheez its. Yeah, for breakfast. I was like, ooh, happy eatings. Here's an update, y'. All. We get up at 3am we're on lunch, right? It's our snack time. Like, I don't need. This is for, you know, to get away from the fil for a minute. To everybody in the office who comes in when I'm at the vending machine getting, you know, like whatever I'm getting at the whole top row at night at 9am when I'm. When I'm in there picking out, you know, getting a thing of Doritos. Don't come in and go, ew, Doritos. At 9am because you know what I got back in the studio? A tuna fish sandwich. Because I'm on lunch. Shut up. I didn't get to sleep until 7:30. Right, agreed. So Corey's in here and he works at Eclipse One on One Fitness. Correct? Yes, that's it. Eclipse 101 Personal Fitness gym. The best gym in Atlanta, by the way. And you guys do like this. My wife did this. The same program that Phil is gonna be involved in this boot camp type deal that we want to start sending him through. Yeah, we want Phil to bring his jeans to My boot camp, starting March, wanting Phil to bring his jeans. And we're gonna see if we can get him into his jeans that are maybe a size too small for him. That's the kind of the. You do that, Phil. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yes, sir. I hear him talking, his lips moving. All I hear is, I'm gonna whoop your ass. Oh, yeah, you're gonna eat grass, Phil. Gonna eat grass. That's kind of the same motivation that women try but don't succeed with. Cause we'll see a pair of pants on sale, and we're like, okay, you know what? Even though it's not my size, I know by the summertime I'm gonna fit in them. So I'm gonna buy them. And they sit in the closet for three years. Yeah, but the thing is, you don't. You don't. You always buy jeans that are a size too small. Because that is always your goal. You never go out and buy jeans that are a size too big. Cause you want to put yourself in a situation where you're in the jeans that look the best on you. So that's what we're gonna put Phil in this situation to, where he is wearing a jean, a pair of jeans. You know what seven jeans are, Phil? Seven jeans. Oh, yeah. No. Okay. Those are chick jeans. Those are chick jeans. You can look good, and I'm gonna work with you. He's gonna dress you like the woman. He's gonna dress you up like the woman you are into a metrosexual. Have you ever worn makeup, Bill? Have you ever worn lipstick, sir? After this, I will, sir. Now, when you say boot camp, when you say this program should be Corey's bitch. Hey, I can handle that. When you say boot camp, I'm thinking of, like, Maury Povich, like, turn my wild teen into a prom queen. It didn't sound like that. Is it? Yes and no. Boot camp is designed for all demographics, all ages. And one of the things we like to stress is that although we will make you eat grass, you'll have fun in the process. So this is not us out there making you feel like you're less than human. You're going to have fun in the process. And we're going to. We're still gonna work you hard. I think if Richard Gere, like, an officer and gentleman, I'm doing, like, push ups in the puddle, you know, filter, and I got no place else to go. How long is boot camp? Boot camp is eight weeks. We've come up with, oh, that's tough. That Is really tough, but it's supposed to be, you know, if it's not. If it's not hurting, it's not working. Right, Phil? That's gonna be your motto for the next eight weeks, by the way. If it's not hurting, it's not working. I gotta get figured out what my name is for you for the next eight weeks, bitch. No. I'm your burn daddy. Oh, burn daddy. Let me hear you say that, Phil. By the way. Let me hear you say that you're my burn daddy. What we've done is we've. He got drunk one weekend in midtown and got a burn daddy, too. Oh, did you? It goes along with the seven jeans. And this is the kind of thing, like, where you take a whole bunch of people out and you don't use, like, traditional weights, right? You, like, find a limb and they've got to do pull ups on that type. Deal. Hey, before there were weights and before there was all these fancy, fancy ways of getting in shape, it all started with people outside doing push ups and running. So we're taking it back to basics. I myself was a part of the 101st. And so we're taking some of those principles of fitness and bringing them to people that are not in the military. And we've also had. We've had sponsors that are on this year providing cool gifts for the winner of this boot camp challenge. So y' all gotta get Grady trauma centers. So you got incentive stuff? Yeah, we got incentives. We have AirTran, Mila's European Spa, Georgia Eye Associates, Monkees, Dobel Coo Daddies, Mo, SocialDivas.com and Dasani Water, all providing incentives for Phil here to go out and do his best. Oh, my God. Did you hear that? Water is an incentive. Water is an incentive. They're gonna kill you. We also have monkeys, women's shoes that are an incentive to go along with your seven jeans. Phil, what the hell's really going on here? Y' all are thinking about Phil. You don't need Dasani water and stuff as an incentive. You need, like, Brewsters is an incentive. Like you start running a Chastain park to the Sandy Springs Brewsters. There's your incentive. You may want to start your own boot camp. Yeah, I'm gonna have a different class, if you don't mind. Explain to me exactly like this. Meets every day for eight weeks. Yeah, we meet every day for eight weeks. We have three different classes. 6 to 7, 9, 15 to 10, 15, and 6 to 7pm so Phil was hoping you're Gonna say no. It's. But Phil, you have to come to the seven weeks off. But Phil, you have to come to the stage 6am class. Bert, we're gonna have some trouble here. I'd like to get a little taste of it this morning just to see what it's all about. Like, did you bring anything that you could exercise in this morning? If this will work, I'm in. What are you talking about? He wears sweats every day. I wear sweats every day. He's got like track patents on and a T shirt. Can you take him out this morning just for like a little mini workout? Yeah. What I've done is I've bought two of the ladies that have been doing boot camp for a couple of years and we're gonna provide a challenge for Phil to see if he can hang with me. These women, it's the first day. It's the first day and I want to, I want to give you a true taste of what we do out there, Phil. So I've bought Christy from Monkeys out there and I've bought Julia Julie Siegel from Georgia High Associates. And they're going to party with us. Like, I'm going to cry on the first workout. Yeah, burn daddy's bitch. And you can't. Yeah, you can't let these women see you sweat, Phil. Come on now. Oh, dude, I sweat walking up the stairs and he took the elevator, you know. Yeah, Phil, my butt's gone numb for you, dude. Yeah. Alright, get out of here, man. Go. Get out. Cool. All right. We brought in Corey Waller from Eclipse One on one Fitness and they have a boot camp that starts on Monday. Boot camp is the polite way of saying they beat the hell out of you. Serious. My wife did this for a couple of weeks when we were up in Washington D.C. and she was trained by a couple of former Navy Seals. And she got in such good shape so quickly that she was getting too buff and actually had to stop. Really? They work you and you see results quick. And their next session, I think starts on Monday. Starts on Monday. And it's called the bring your jeans workout. So you're supposed to be. Bring a pair of jeans that you were able to fit into a few years ago, but now you've, you know, thickened up a little bit. Not so much anymore. And you bring those with you. You thickened up a little bit. You're a little more meaty these days. And you bring those jeans with you. And at the weigh in on Monday, they, you know, take a look at those jeans. And he Puts together a fitness plan for you. And then you and everybody, they say it's Eclipse, but they work you out over at Chastain park and they do work you. So we've got Phil trying it out this morning. Up and down. Phil, come. Come on, Daddy. That would be Cory. How about a part of the Goldfield? Come on. Hey, Emily. Intern Emily. How are you? Oh, good. How are you? Good. Give us kind of a rundown what's going on over the last half an hour. Okay, we've done lunges and jumping jacks and squats and 15 push ups and some running and stairs and looking in a little bit of pain. Does Corey have like some of those defibrillators on him? He's just yelling like there's no jo. What is boot camp, though? Yeah, you know. Oh, it definitely is. It definitely is. Listen for a sec. All right. Jumping jack, six feet off. One, two, three. One, two, three. Come on, Phil. One, two, three. Can you hear? Yeah. What is he counting off? What's he doing? Jumping. Jumping jacks. Go up to three. That's easy. Oh, back to push ups. Why don't you give the phone to Phil real quick? Okay, hang on a second. Well, Phil, Right? Hey, man, we're handing you the phone because maybe Corey will give you a break. Oh, my God. It sounds like the dream last night. This almost sounded like a good idea. Listen, you always do like an entertainment buzz or something. Give me about a 10 minute break. You guys remember like that first day of working out how you usually, like, if you're working out by yourself, you'll give yourself a break. You know, like, you know what? I'll only go five minutes today. And then if you start to get winded like Phil, you'll quit. But you got a trainer. There's. You got no place else to go. If I go one week in five minutes, then I'll go up to 10. I haven't had much of a breakfast, but it's about to come right back in. We're going to have all the information on boot camp and how you can join Phil and get yourself in shape with Mike, boot camp and all the hit. That's q100.com hello. What's the over under on Phil yakking this morning? Oh, gosh, you know, I think it's. I don't know how to do the bet. 715. 715. So it's under, I guess. Yeah. If you think he's gonna yak before 17, you would. Or 7:15. You'd take the Under. Okay, I'm taking the over at 7:16. It's gonna be close. Go ahead. I'll take the complete over and go 7:30. Cause normally you yak after a massive workout after you try to calm down for a few minutes. 7:30. I'm go late. 7:30. Let me ask you all an ethics question that may affect the yakking. Is it rude you know, Phil's over here busting his ass with Corey in chastise park doing the big workout boot camp thing. Is it rude to ask him to swing by Goldberg's and get us some carbohydrates? The burt show. Big news. Boost mobile is now sending experts nationwide to deliver and set up customers new phones at home or work. Wait, we're going on tour? Not a tour. We're delivering and setting up customer phones so it's easier to upgrade. 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So go ahead. Okay. Monday was my boyfriend's birthday. So this is a boyfriend? I thought it was a husband. No, no, no. It's my boyfriend. Okay. And we've been together almost two years and we had lunch together. Excuse me. We had lunch together. And when we were at lunch and you went to the bathroom, I took his key. Don't ask me why he has two keys on his key ring. Anyway. To his house. So anyways, I took one of the keys to the house And I went to his house and I decorated his entire place for his birthday. That's sweet. Like, streamers. And I had confetti. I put candles up. I had roses all over the bedroom. And then coming from the front door, like, leading up to the bedroom, I bathed, baked a cake. I did all this stuff for him, and I was really excited for him to come back and see all this. So I had, like, an extra half an hour before he was coming home, and I sat down in his living room and I went to turn on the tv, and he just got devo. Like, I don't know how to use. So he just got TiVo and it's hooked up to his VCR as well. And next thing you know, it started playing the vcr. Okay, and why is it that no girl can operate a remote control? I'm right there with you. It took me four weeks to figure out. Okay, have you guys ever looked at this evo thing? I know. I want to get to the tape. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah. Shut up, Jeff. Okay, so the tape starts playing. Yeah. So a tape goes on, and it was a tape of him having sex with his ex girlfriend. Let me do this also here again, we. Hold on one sec. Melay. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Generally, we save this kind of conversation for after 8:30. But just know this. We're moving that up to about 8:18 today. So if you've got kids in the car, you probably don't want to hear the rest of this conversation. So there's your warning. Go ahead. I'm sorry. Oh, thanks. Anyway, so it's not. I mean, the tape wasn't made while he and I were together. It was timestamped, so it was from, like, God, over two years ago. It was before we were together. But I am just like, I am so upset because. Why. Okay, why was that tape in his VCR to begin with? Yeah, I mean, he's watching it now. And why is he watching his ex girl? So I was really, really, really upset. And when he came home, I just, like, you know, the bubble was burst. I just was not excited, you know, obviously. And I got really upset with him, and I confronted him about it, and he turned the whole thing around and actually got. Yeah, he got mad at me. He got really mad at me for getting upset. That's classic guy move number one. Not even for, like, running into the vcr, into the tape and watching it. That didn't even come up. It's about the fact that I'm upset about the tape. I hope you've learned your lesson about touching a guy's electronic gear. Go ahead. Now, how long was he with this ex girlfriend and the tape? Or in real life? No, I mean in real life, like how long was their relationship? Not that long at all. Like six months. And I've been with him almost two years. You know what? I'm just feeling. I'm in an anti woman mood right now. I don't know why of right now. Yeah. But let me ask you a question. This was such a. You can't turn this around. You're not going to turn this around. I just want to ask her a question. Classic guy move. So you turn the TV on and you see these horrible images that are probably burning the retinas in your eyes. Absolutely. Yeah. So of course you turn away and cover your eyes and only watch two seconds of it, Right? No way. Well, what's the difference? How much did you watch? I watched the whole thing. Why would you do that? Either way. So why does that make her guilty? Oh, yeah. You know what? You were trying to make a case out of nothing. I'm not trying to make a case out. There's nothing. You know what? You shouldn't have watched the whole thing. Oh, yeah, she did do. She did nothing. Shut. Put him in the penalty boxing. An opinion. You shouldn't have watched, Jeff. What? Shut. Like you wouldn't have watched the whole thing if you had busted a tape of Jessica with her ex. You would have watched the whole thing. I would not have watched. I don't want to. I don't want to think of all those images. Totally inconsequent. Totally inconsequent. Women. Most women bring problems. Shut up, Jeff. Shut up, Jeff. Thank you, Bert. Thank you. Now I can't voice an opinion. Yeah, exactly. Shut up. So, Melanie, I'm like a woman. Hey, Jeff, There's Mike's off. 60 seconds in the penalty box. Hey, Melanie. Melanie, you still there? Melanie? Okay, now, is he still your boyfriend? Well, we haven't spoken since Monday because I. I said off air, when we talked about this, I said the. The clothes would all. Well, of course you don't live together, but yeah, I. Okay. I can't believe some of the calls would be on the lawn. Birthday is totally spoiled. I mean, like, we didn't even do anything for his birthday. And I left. I ended up leaving that night and we haven't spoken since. Hold on one sec here. Hey, Tammy. Yeah, hi. Go ahead. Here. Because she went into his apartment. He was at his house. Listen to what she was doing, though. It doesn't matter. Tammy, Tammy, Tammy. Did you hear the whole story? She went in there to like. I don't care. Decorate for his birthday. They've been dating for two. I was surprised she didn't already have a key. Don't matter. I'm sorry. But she didn't have a P4. Tammy, you know, let me tell you something, honey. If your man had. If your man had a sex tape of him and an ex girlfriend in his vcr, you would be livid. You are being a hypocrite. No, I'm not. You're right. You. It would be different if it was in their house. It was crazy. Oh, my God. Going out for two years. She was trying to do something nice for him. Listen to this. Tammy, don't go anywhere because I need backup. But you know what? If you reverse the situation and a guy steals the key to a girl's house. House. And goes in and finds something nasty in the girl's house. The girl immediately says, why did you come? I can't believe you did that. You are crazy. Which way it goes. Listen to you guys. Disgusting. And your voice is getting higher. Listen. He was currently Go. Jen. He was currently watching a sex tape of him and his ex in privacy of his own. Charlie. God, you're such a. Charlie, Charlie. Deflecting. What the real problem is. You know what, Jeff? You're just trying to make. You are trying to make controversy. You don't believe what you're saying and you know it. What if he watched it? You don't believe a word you're saying. What if he watched the sex tape every night of their relationship for the first two years and they had a great relationship for two years. Why does this change things? Totally changes everything. Because he's. If the person watching his ex. If the person I'm seeing is fantasizing about their ex. Something's wrong with our relationship. Yes. I don't even think it. In that case. In your case there. I don't think it has to do with the exact. If the girlfriend or the boyfriend is using porn every single day to have before you guys are having sex. There's a bigger problem there than even that. It's the ex. I know you guys are gonna scream and yell, but I have to side. And I'm not doing this just because it's radio. I have to side with Jeff. It's just. It's just like looking through a photo album. You've got X's in your photo. You have exes in your photo albums. You have Past memories. Maybe he just wanted to reminisce a little bit. It's not. It really is. It's not. I don't think it's that big of a deal. And I think she's wrong. I love it when people make these arguments. And I guarantee if Jeff saw a sex tape of Jessica with somebody else, and if Crash saw a sex tape of Lady Crash with somebody else and they found it, regardless of where they found it, you would be through the roof and divorced by the next. I wouldn't be divorced. I would say, hey, why are you watching it? I would just confront it. I wouldn't divorce her. That's in her now. If she was making current sex tapes, yeah, maybe I divorce her. But if this is something that happened in her past 10 years ago, five years ago, however long ago. Yeah, but that means she's watching it. I mean, in order to get turned on to have sex with you. You don't know that. She's getting her job. You don't know that. You don't know that. Maybe she's just watching. It's just a reminisce. Crash, you just said that you would confront her. And now you're criticizing Melanie for confronting her boyfriend, but you're saying you would divorce him and throw his clothes out and everything would be done and over with. Oh, come on. I wouldn't do that. When Melanie confronted her boyfriend, he turned it around on her and made it her fault for going through his apartment. She should have been stupid. She shouldn't have been snooping. When I found the list. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. When I found the list. Remember when Lady Crash had her little list of previous lovers? I found that list and I was furious. I went crazy. I wanted to break up with her. I was so PO'd. It was my fault for going through her crap. Cause that's her personal past, and she had it. I was wrong. She's wrong. I'm sorry. This woman wasn't snooping. She went in there to decorate his place for his birthday. Then why not decorate? Why look at a video? She sat down and turned on the TV, and the VCR clicked on because the TiVo had clicked on. Nothing to do with decorating. Hey, Melanie. Hold on. You've done decorating. Get out. Hey, Tracy, you're on a. Yeah. I was waiting him to get home. I was surprising him. I was waiting for him to get home. Hey, Tracy. Go ahead. Hey. I don't even know where to begin. I mean, it's not like she was in there. Snooping. Oh, my God. I can't believe you guys. She wasn't snooping. She just said she's saying that. She ain't saying that. She's agreeing with us. She wasn't sniffing. She just sat down and was gonna watch tv. And here's this video of him and his ex girlfriend from two damn years ago in his vcr. Today, it doesn't matter. Of course it matters. Seinfeld. He should be shot. Run. That's my advice, Melanie. Run, run, run. Cause you know what this reveals? That's what we're calling it now is reminiscing. I didn't know that was the new name for it. You know what? Exactly. You know what? Go, Jan. You know what this reveals is that there's something going on with your boyfriend that you don't know about. There's a secret part of him that you don't know after being with him for two years. Run, run, run. That's exactly, exactly what I think. Like, if he had secrets. Now, obviously he keeps secrets. So that's the part that really worries me. If you had the tape in some kind of box, you know, and had forgotten about it, and you found it, it different, but here it is in the vcr. So he obviously was watching it, right? By himself. Yeah, that's. You have every right to be upset about that. Yeah. And it makes me think that every time he has sex with me, he's thinking about her. I would think that, too. And you know what? Here's something else. Because, you know, one thing women never do, including, except mind their own business, of course. One thing women never do is they never give the benefit of the doubt. And as somebody who now has TiVo, I cannot tell you the last time I used my vcr. So if he now, he sure hasn't been in there for two years. He could have put it in six. How long ago did he get TiVo? He just got TiVo. That's why I didn't even know how to use it. So maybe he was just plugging that tape in to see if it worked or not. Jeff, you're just. Oh, of course. Grass, clutch. And forgive me, Susan, you're on all the hits. Q100. You know, I don't know. I didn't know that VCRs turn on automatically by themselves. To me, no. A woman has to turn it on. Right? So did she not just say, let's just see what's in the vcr? You know, but besides the fact how many men watch porn, probably a whole lot and we don't know about it. My husband, you know, he's gotten a lot better. But if you're in there with a key and you're not supposed to be in there and you see something that bothers you, then you can't believe what I'm hearing. You're not in touch. You are kidding me. I can't believe what I'm hearing. It's not like she stole the key in order to go in his house and snoop around. He had no business being in there in the first place. You are kidding. You are kidding. This is not just regular porn, honey. This is him having sex at a tape he made with an ex girlfriend he's watching today dating this woman. And your argument is invalid because she wasn't going in there snooping. She was going in there decorating for a surprise for his birthday. Well, she should talk to him about it. Definitely. And you always, like you said, you're supposed to give benefit of the doubt. But if it's gonna bother her, then she needs to move on. Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question. Now, when you're dating somebody, how long does it take. Take before you exchange keys? Well, I married my husband after six months. Okay, so she's been dating this guy for two years, and you're saying that she stole his keys? Exchange keys. No, she stole it. Maybe there's a reason why he didn't want to exchange. Exactly. I think this is. I think it's good she discovered this because he's got something to hide. And that's the exact same reason why she shouldn't be with him if he was, like, sneaking around and, like, you know, has all this stuff to hide. He's not hiding anything, but he's certainly not going to invite her over and have popcorn and watch it. Maybe he just said, hey. Oh, wow. Why not? Why not? He should not be watching it if he does something in the privacy of his own home that he doesn't know about. Let's get the relationship expert on the phone. Michael Checkaway, Melissa's nemesis. There's always a balance in the universe. There's the good and the evil, and I'm the good. And here's Michael Checkaway, and he was on Mr. Personality. How you guys doing? Hey, Checkway. What's going on, man? Oh, not too much. I was driving to work, listening to the conversation, because, contrary to popular belief, I do have a job. Let me shed some light on the subject. And what Melanie just said doesn't really change anything because it goes larger than that. I'm going to show you guys the light at the end of the tunnel. Okay, let us. You know what? School's in session, oh, wise one. School's in session. Sensei. Go ahead. Yeah, talk to us, Red mask. All right, before I start, I'm going to have to ask Melissa to stop rolling her eyes. She was. She fully was rolling her eyes. I'd like a little respect here. Please. Show me the way. Check away. Okay, the reason this is not such a big deal. This guy just happened to have a tape, okay. And he got caught with the tape. If he didn't have the tape, he'd be sitting there fantasizing about his ex girlfriend or someone else, not the girl he's with. Disagree. Totally different. Totally different texture. Why does it seem creepier though, that he has a tape of it rather than it just being in his fantasy, his mind? It only seems creepy because the guy got caught. No, it seems creepy that he's got a video of his ex girlfriend from over two years ago, so he had to seek that thing out, put it in the VCR and sit down and watch. There are other places you can get porn of chicks you don't know. Strangers. Stranger porn. Well, then maybe he'd rather watch porn of himself and his ex girlfriend. Maybe that's better for him than. I don't know why, but it's stranger porn. Seems less creepy. Like an insurrection. Yeah, like just getting a DVD or whatever. Well, there's no. See, there's no emotional attachment to me. To Jamer Jennison. Exactly. But, you know, an ex girlfriend, then that to me says way more. Exactly. That's the difference. Yeah, well, I think it's a little bit more with. With an ex or something like that. It's more real. It's something you actually live through. So it's. It's kind of. It wasn't a fantasy or. It's a better fantasy than. You're right. Then Jenna Jamison, who you'll never meet, you'll never be with, or Jayma Jennison. Right. It's really nebulous. That's the transvestite one. The point of my thing is I'm backing Jeff on this. I don't think this is. And most of the other callers. I don't think this is such a huge deal. Can I roll my eyes now? Yeah. Okay. We're gonna let you roll, man. Okay, thank you. See you, dude. Melanie, if you're looking for some direction from our listeners, they didn't give you much to work with here. Cause now it seems like it's pretty split. So I don't know exactly what you do in that situation. You think it with a guy like me. Imagine if I was a lawyer, because somebody just emailed me who agrees with me and put all these bullet points, and then at the end it says, so this is technically inadmissible because it was part of an illegal search. It must be thrown out. Can you imagine having that argument with your boyfriend and have them say, I'm sorry? I don't even see that it's inadmissible. The court does not recognize that videotape. Now, Melanie, I think because you are officially broken up still. I mean, is that correct? I think that Jen has a great point that. Just leave it that way and move on. Move on, sweetheart. There's better guys out there without the creepy other side. Hey, Melanie, I'm sorry we couldn't be more help for you. No, you guys, thank you so much. All right. Thanks for calling. Okay, bye. Bye. What we did learn is that all guys are that creepy. Thank God I'm a lesbian. You might as well go back and date that guy, because we're all creepy. We're all on the same thing. Hey, the Burch show. Brand new Burchill phone scam. Calling up a guy. I don't know why I have this fear Whenever I go out in Atlanta, if I park, if I don't pay, you know, some dude 10 or 15 bucks to park in a lot, I'm convinced I'm gonna come out and there's gonna be a boot on my car. And then I'm convinced there's no such thing as an official boot. Like, I think they're all people who just own boots and they go to parking lots and go, let's get that one and wait for my $50 cash. So I call this guy up who has the same exact fear. He paid for a parking lot. Parking spot in a lot for the entire month. I still boot him. Them. Hello, Good evening. This is Jim Stamps. Hi, Jim. How are you? I'm fine. How can I help you? Good. My name is Rudy, and I call in. Just a courtesy phone call. We've talked before. Just want to give you a heads up to hit the ATM before you come out to the parking lot, because we got another boot on your car. I shouldn't have. I shouldn't have a boot on my car. I paid for the spot, so. Right. I'm the one that you paid last time you got booted. Right? Well, I mean, there's been some kind of a mistake because I'm not actually parked legally this time. I'm paying for a spot in the lot. Right. It's $75 to take the boot off, and you just gotta pay that in cash. Or you can do the credit card thing again, but that'll take a few minutes because we'll have to have money off. You're not understanding, though. I mean, I actually paid for the spot, so, I mean, I pay a monthly fee and I don't have to worry about getting booted. So, I mean, there's been some kind of a mistake. So, I mean, obviously. I mean, obviously, if I'm paying for the spot, you can take the boot off. Right? So it's $75 cash. Or if you want to do the credit card thing, you'll have to meet me down at the parking office. I'm sorry. I'm telling you, there's some kind of a mistake. I mean, I've been. I just started working here, and, you know, I pay for a lot in. You know, and I don't understand why you booted the car in the first place. There's been. I mean, you know, I need to talk to a supervisor or something, but, I mean, this is. I mean, that's ridiculous. I'm going to try to guess what happened here. You probably paid, you know, the monthly fee, and then the lot owner hasn't filled out the paperwork and faxed it over to us yet, so we don't know that your car is legally parked there. So now what do I have to do? Do I have to get the guy to just fax you something or what? Yeah, you could. Yeah. I mean, I would talk, you know, next time you see him or whatever, give him a call and have him fax that. But obviously I'm not in the office now, so in the meantime. Well, I'm not planning on. I mean, the only time I'm going out is later on I'm going to the airport. So, I mean, I need to have the boot off my car, obviously. Can I have him fax you something tomorrow? Sure, but today it's $75, and you can do that cash or credit card, or you can, you know. Look, Rudy, I understand you're just doing your job, but, I mean, I'm not paying $75 for a boot on a car that's legally parked. I mean, that'd be ridiculous. Okay, I'll be back through here then at the same time tomorrow, and we can work it out then. No, no, no, no. I'm sorry, but tomorrow's no good. I just told you I'm leaving today. Can I ask you a question? Yeah. Are you getting dizzy by any chance? Am I getting what? Dizzy. Dizzy? Yeah. I don't understand. Well, we just keep going round and round and round and round and round and round. I mean, if we're going around and around, it's not my problem because I've paid for the spot. And if I paid for the spot, I don't expect to get a boot. Right? You understand what I'm saying? I mean, like, it's freaking ridiculous, right? I 100% completely understand. So. Okay, great. Then you can take the boot off a car, right, for $75. You've got to be frigging kidding me. I'm not paying $75 for. For a booth that's on a legally parked car. Okay, so then how are you gonna drive the car to the airport? Do you see how you're kind of in a. You know what, Let me ask you, do you got a supervisor there? You have somebody who like, runs the place? I kind of run the joint. I should call the police. I mean, this is friggin ridiculous. You gonna call the police and tell them what? Tell them that you booted a car that's legally parked? How do they know it's legally parked? Well, I can, I can. Okay, look, you know what? This is ridiculous. We've been doing this. I got a five minute limit per call. We're at four and a half. So I'm gonna have to let you go. You gonna meet me with the 75 bucks or not? No, no. You know what? I'm gonna call the cops because this is freaking ridiculous. Okay, all right, then you call the cops and let them know when you talk to them that you just got phone scammed. This is Jeff with the Burt show at all the hits Q100, and you've just been phone scammed. You've just been phone scammed by all of your new co workers at the office who told us how upset you were at the first boot. Oh my God. All right, well, I appreciate it. Thanks very much. That's very funny. I'll have to make sure I make sure I tell everybody I appreciated the joke. We will, we will scam you. You're on the Virt show. Take control of the numbers and supercharge your small business with Xero, that's X E R O. With our easy to use accounting software with automation and reporting features. You'll spend less time on manual tasks and more time understanding how your business is doing. 87% of surveyed U.S. customers agree. Zero helps improve financial visibility. 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