Full Show PT 2: Thursday, June 25 [Vault]

Summary

The Bert Show – Full Show PT 2: Thursday, June 25 [Vault]

Airdate: June 25, 2026
Hosts: Bert, Kristin, Abby, Cassie, Tommy, and additional Bert Show cast

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Bert Show offers a vibrant blend of behind-the-scenes reality TV drama, heartfelt life moments, listener call-ins about misdirected texts, Olympic stories with a hometown twist, and comedic takes on Winter Games sportsmanship. The show balances candid conversations about personal issues with humor and listener interaction, keeping the mood light, real, and engaging as always.

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Key Segments & Discussions

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1. Bert’s Potential Reality TV Show: “Boys Club ATL” (01:02–14:36)

Main Theme:
Bert is considering being part of a new Atlanta reality show featuring his social circle, where each member brings a unique background (father, promoter, gym owner, restaurateur).

Highlights:

• Casting Process:
  • Bert and wife Stacey did an on-camera interview, openly discussing the ups and downs of their marriage.
  • Cameras filmed a Burt Show segment in-studio, capturing authentic off-air moments and studio banter.
  • Bert describes his group: “We're sort of a mess. We don't really try to put the polish on our relationship… Sometimes it's great, other times it really sucks.” (02:21)
• Camera Dynamics:
  • Bert confesses it’s surreal having a camera inches from his face:
    “I'm already insecure about my nose. And he's right. He's doing a full on profile shot. It's like they want my nose for the reality TV show, but they don't want the rest of my body.” (04:06)
  • He notes, “after a while you forget the cameras are there.” (04:21)
• Sensitive Interview Topics:
  • The producers probe deeply into Bert and Stacey's relationship, touching on his drinking and her previous pain medication addiction.
  • Only topic off-limits: their sex life, per Stacey's wishes.
• Family Concerns & Editing Anxiety:
  • Bert is concerned about the potential for unfair portrayal and lack of editorial control, especially regarding how Stacey might be edited.
  • “They can edit it so well that she just really is created [in a negative light].” (11:57)
• Filming Logistics:
  • Reality TV today is more scheduled: “It’s not like the old Ozzy Osbourne reality TV show... They give you a schedule.” (06:36)
• Input from Listener with Reality Show Experience:
  • Caller recounts time delays and production challenges, urging Bert to be ready for long, unpredictable shoot days.
  • “If they tell you... be there at two, you can pretty much say it's going to take four hours...” (13:42)
• Tonight's Final On-Camera Test:
  • Bert and friends set to be filmed at a restaurant, anticipating subtle pressure from producers to generate drama.

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2. Jen’s Surprise Birthday & Thoughtful Gifting (15:12–18:41)

Main Theme:
Co-host Jen shares the story of her surprise birthday party and the extremely personal, thoughtful gift from her new boyfriend.

Highlights:

• The Party:
  • Jen was “totally surprised” by the gathering, seeing loved ones after expecting only a dinner.
• The Gift:
  • Her boyfriend bought a piece of art she had only admired in passing weeks before.
  • “It was just the most thoughtful gift that I might have ever…” (16:27)
  • Quote: “Listened and remembered and made the effort to go back to that place and get it and everything. It blew my mind.” (17:47)
• Reflecting on Gift Giving:
  • The crew jokes about how a thoughtful gift means more than an expensive one: “That meant more than, you know, a million dollar diamond.” (18:26)

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3. Listeners’ ‘Wrong Number’ Texts – “I’m Just Curious” Segment (18:44–24:52)

Main Theme:
Listeners call in to share accidental text messages, often juicy or awkward, that they weren’t supposed to receive.

Highlights:

• Segment Intro:
  • The show acts as “nosy detectives” to help listeners unravel the stories behind odd texts.
• Notable Calls & Texts:
  • Text: “What was the final straw that made you say, F this?”
  • Text: “It's not all about you. Leave it alone.”
  • Text: “I like it when you act childish when we're doing it. I don't know why, but it turns me on.” (Caller Kristen, 23:47)
• On-air Banter:
  • Commenting on the last text, “That's creepy.” (24:08)
  • Bert jokes about accidental contacts and concludes, “I may be more interested in that one than the others.” (24:48)
• Plan:
  • They’ll call the original senders off-air for follow-up, promising to reveal the backstories.

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4. Olympic Coverage: Local Hero Alana Myers & “Winner” Psychology (25:27–32:50)

Main Theme:
The show spotlights local bobsledder Alana Myers’s Olympic journey, digs into politics of team selection, and discusses Olympic sportsmanship.

Highlights:

• Alana Myers’ Story:
  • From Douglasville, GA, the only Georgian woman in the Winter Olympics.
  • Won her “push-off” to be on Team USA #1 sled, but top pilot requested another teammate, so Alana was sidelined—now outperforming the original #1 team.
• Personal Grit:
  • Overcoming injury in her own team, Alana is in second place after the first runs.
  • “She's such a good athlete that she played softball her whole life but couldn't make the squad in softball. So she's like, you know what? I'll just take up this bobsledding thing. And two years later, she may be getting a medal in the Olympics.” (31:31)
• Olympic Announcer Audio:
  • Commentary and emotional play-by-play (27:56, 29:23).
• Listener Call-Ins:
  • Classmate recalls Alana’s ambition: “She always talked about doing something big in sport.” (32:07)
  • Bert notes: “I got a couple of emails from people that live in Douglasville and said they had no idea she was competing until we were talking to her the last couple of days.” (32:01)

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5. Winter Olympics Soap Operas & Sportsmanship Satire (33:25–approx. 41:00)

Main Theme:
The show pokes fun at Olympic soap operas, including the Russian figure skater who lost gold but claims a self-invented “platinum medal,” and discusses curling’s unlikely entertainment value.

Highlights:

• Platinum Medal Story:
  • Russian male figure skater, after losing to an American, declares himself the "platinum medal" winner.
  • “Let it go, dude. You lost.” (34:40)
  • “The only thing I would do is hold my gold up. There you go. Nobody cares about your platinum.” (35:19)
• Listener Feedback:
  • A dance mom and a coach discuss the inclination to ‘celebrate’ even when not officially winning. Bert pushes back on self-declared victories.
• Olympic “Soap Operas”:
  • Bert recaps Alana Myers' team drama and wants her team to win after the “diva” pilot snubbed her (36:47).
• Curling Frenzy:
  • Hosts joke about getting “obsessed” with curling’s strategies and personalities.
  • “I am convinced if I started training today, I could be in the top 10 in the country in curling by the time the Olympics rolls around.” (39:27)
  • Co-hosts tease each other about watching for “hot” athletes and the Canadian team’s attire.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Reality TV Authenticity:
  “We're not embarrassed to say that we're sort of a mess. We don't really try to put the polish on our relationship.” (Bert, 02:21)
• On Camera Pressure:
  “I'm already insecure about my nose. ... It's like they want my nose for the reality TV show, but they don't want the rest of my body.” (Bert, 04:06)
• On Thoughtful Gifts:
  “Listened and remembered and made the effort to go back to that place and get it and everything. It blew my mind.” (Co-host Female, 17:47)
• On Reality Show Scheduling:
  “They give you a schedule so they'll tell you, look, is 2 o'clock on Tuesday good for you? Or what are you doing on Thursday night? … It’s a little more scheduled than I thought it was gonna be.” (Bert, 06:36)
• On Editing Anxiety:
  “They can edit it so well that she just really is created. They just don't show the other side.” (Bert, 11:57)
• On Olympic Drama:
  “She's such a good athlete that ... couldn't make the squad in softball. So she's like, ... I'll just take up this bobsledding thing. And two years later, she may be getting a medal in the Olympics.” (Bert, 31:31)
• On Curling:
  “I am convinced if I started training today, I could be in the top 10 in the country in curling by the time the Olympics rolls around.” (Bert, 39:27)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Reality TV “Boys Club ATL” Discussion: 01:02–14:36
• Jen’s Surprise Birthday & Gift: 15:12–18:41
• “I’m Just Curious” Wrong Number Texts: 18:44–24:52
• Olympic Coverage – Alana Myers & Listener Reactions: 25:27–32:50
• Olympic “Soap Operas” and Curling Banter: 33:25–41:00

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Tone & Style

• Language: Conversational, self-deprecating, candid, and witty.
• Atmosphere: Fun, engaging, slightly irreverent but heartfelt when discussing personal matters or local pride.
• Approach: The Bert Show leans into authenticity, embracing flaws and raw moments—whether dealing with reality show producers, opening up about relationships, or navigating listener drama.

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Takeaways

• The episode offers a rare behind-the-scenes look at the casting process for reality TV, including honest fears about media portrayal and the reality behind “reality” filming logistics.
• Listener calls about odd text messages provide relatable, melodramatic moments grounded by the show’s signature curiosity and humor.
• The segment on Olympic stories not only builds local pride but subtly highlights themes of grit, fairness, and sportsmanship.
• The cast’s camaraderie keeps discussions accessible, weaving together personal vulnerabilities, laugh-out-loud jokes, and genuine advice in a way that feels like morning radio at its best.

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Perfect for anyone seeking a blend of real talk, relatable drama, community spirit, and morning humor, with a healthy dose of Olympic-sized side eye and speculation.

Transcript

[Burt]

What's up everybody?

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[Show Host]

Get it the Bird show all right,

[Burt]

so for those of you that haven't been playing along here, just let me tell you what's going on with this reality TV show. Months ago, I was approached by one of the creators of Real Housewives of Atlanta. They have the concept to do a reality TV show around Atlanta based on five guys, and they're calling it Boys Club. ATL and I hang out with some dudes and they go out quite a bit. We all sort of have different lifestyles. I've got two kids. One of the other guys that they're considering in my group is a promoter. One owns a gym, the other one owns a restaurant. So we're all pretty much, you know, like on the move. Right. She thought this would be a pretty interesting cast, so she's been interviewing all of us to see if our group is going to be the group that she wants to have on this reality TV show. Most of the guys in my group are stoked about it. Like they have greenlighted it. If they choose our group, they're really excited about it. I'm the only one on the team that's still not 100% sure. So as I've said a million times over the last couple of weeks, Stacy and I really haven't wrapped our brains around it yet because we haven't had to. If they come back to us and they say, look, we want you guys, then Stacy and I will really sit down and decide if it's right for us and the family and all that. But up until then, we just sort of put it on the back burner. But I'm going through the process still. And the last time I talked to you guys about it, they came over to my house and Stacey and I did an on camera interview which lasted for about 30 minutes. And they got a good sense about what our relationship was like, and I think it went really well. I'm not exactly sure what they're looking for, but we didn't hold back. We're not embarrassed to say that we're sort of a mess. We don't really try to put the polish on our relationship. I think we're pretty typical when it comes to a couple that's been with each other for 13 years, married 13 with each other, 16 years with two kids. Sometimes it's great, other times it really sucks. We've gone through a lot of great times together, and I've told you guys that we've gone through a lot of really, really difficult times together. Times where I didn't know that the relationship was really gonna work out. And it doesn't bother me to talk about these things. So I think that's what any reality TV show is looking for. I mean, I'm not catering my story for them. It's everything that we talk about on the radio, you know, So I thought that interview went well. Then they came in studio yesterday and the cameras were here.

[Co-host Female]

Yeah, they came in to check out what Burt does on the air, and we're getting some footage of him. As we were talking about different things, we were, I think yesterday we were talking about Joanna and her situation with her fiance Jason. Should they move in together? Should they not? So I thought that was a really great snapshot of a typical conversation we'd have on the Burt show. And so they were in here getting footage in studio and, you know, saw us cussing when the mics are off and trying to be G rated when the mics were on and that kind of thing. So that was pretty cool.

[Co-host Male]

And I have to commend Burt because the cameras, of course, they're focused on him. And during most of that conversation, the camera guy was like, right next to you with the camera, like, in your face. And I was like, how is he pulling this off without every now wanting to turn to the camera, like. But I guess that's good training if you get on this show, you know,

[Burt]

sincerely, the camera is three inches from your face.

[Co-host Male]

I was distracted by like, whoa, you

[Burt]

know, and I'm already insecure about my nose. And he's right. He's doing a full on profile shot. It's like they want My nose for the reality TV show, but they don't want the rest of my body. But it is weird cause I've heard this cliche before that when you do a reality TV show that after a while you forget the cameras are there. And while we were talking on the show yesterday, I forgot that the dude was up my schnozhy.

[Co-host Female]

So it's good training.

[Burt]

Yeah, it didn't bother me.

[Co-host Female]

Yeah.

[Burt]

So after the show we go into my office and then the inquisition really began. The producer dude that they brought in from la, I got a little nervous because he took his jacket off and I'm like, oh, damn, we're gonna be here for a while and this is gonna hurt. So it was me, the Atlanta creator, and this producer from Evolution, I think, and the cameraman and, you know, he takes his jacket off and he starts to ask me some pretty intimate questions, you know, like they were follow ups from the initial conversation that Stacey and I had. So in that initial conversation, I think I was honest with him and I said, you know, I know I got a drinking problem. I don't call it alcoholism, but I mean, I'm my age and I'm still binge drinking and it concerns me. So we talked a lot about that. He also talked about Stacy's addiction to pain medications that she got over. But I have concerns about how Stacey's drinking now also. So we talked a lot about that. We talked about our relationship, just let it all hang out. At some point during the initial interview, I must have said that the only thing that's off limits is our sex life. It's the same thing I've said on the radio for years, because Stacey has made it just part of the landscape that she doesn't want to explore. So I've respected that. So of course he's drilling me on sex questions, but he even admitted, you know, it's the one thing you don't want to talk about, so I gotta ask you questions about it. So I really didn't answer a lot of them. And I said, if you want to talk about that, then go ahead and ask Stacy about it. But I felt like if we were in there for 25 minutes, I felt like 15 minutes was about Stacy and our relationship. So if they're starting to piece together this group, I sort of feel like they're going to focus more on family with us and sort of the realities of a couple that is trying to juggle job and insecurity still with each other and day to day life.

[Co-host Male]

Right.

[Co-host Female]

Did they ask about Your kids.

[Burt]

I had to bring them up. They never asked about the kids. They said they don't know any reality TV show that has ever put kids in a bad light. So I'm not concerned really about that. I asked them about the scheduling because I am very concerned about time management issues. Basically what they said to me is this, is that it's not like the old days, the old Ozzy Osbourne reality TV show, when the cameras used to live in their garage. And they had cameras all over the place, hidden cameras. There were cameras in every room. Reality TV shows really aren't based on that anymore. They give you a schedule so they'll tell you, look, is 2 o' clock on Tuesday good for you? Or what are you doing on Thursday night? Do you have an event plan? Can we follow you around then? So it's a little more scheduled than I thought it was gonna be. And they also said time commitment wise, this cast will be easier than other reality TV shows. Cause there are gonna be five dud. So they have to split all that time up. So it's not like the cameras are focused on me, like I'm Kim Kardashian or something. This is a cast of five people. So they have to split that time up. So they alleviated my fears a little bit. That way I wouldn't have any control of the editing of the show whatsoever. Nobody gets that unless you fund your own reality TV show like Paris Hilton did on MTV. Then you have 100% edit, right control. But then it's really an infomercial and that's not what they're looking.

[Co-host Male]

And that's why it's not on anymore.

[Co-host Female]

And what about what you're allowed to talk about on the radio?

[Burt]

They thought that I would be able to come on the next morning and talk about stuff that happened on the show the night before. They thought it would be great promotion for the show. They don't have a TV network that has picked up this, this yet. I guess the way it happens is they shoot it and then they start pitching it to different networks. Bravo, I don't know, Spike, whomever, right? And if it's quality enough, then Bravo says, ok, that's good stuff. We're gonna go ahead and we'll take this. It would be 90 days, about three months for only like eight to 10 episodes. I didn't realize it took that long to do for that fewer shows. They asked me, you know, about Stacy's personality, because I have said before that I'm concerned about that. That Stacy, on one hand can be very abrasive. And she's very, very forward, man, you know exactly where you stand with my wife.

[Caller Leslie]

And.

[Burt]

And my concern was that they would only show that part of her, and they wouldn't show that the work she does, like with other people that are addicted to pain medications, she volunteers a whole bunch that they wouldn't show her soft side. And they said to me, they're gonna shoot and portray her as she is, which I kind of buy and I kind of don't.

[Co-host Male]

Well, I mean, we've talked before. I mean, it's all about the draw. It depends on. I mean, with the reality show, I'm sure they put all. It's like putting. You know, I don't cook, but it's putting together perfect stew where they're gonna get all these personalities in and they're just gonna see what happens. And where the drama goes is what they're gonna follow. Because even with Desperate House, Desperate Housewives of Atlanta, Real Housewives of Atlanta, which is their show as well, that the evolution, you know, was that Nene and Kim had constant conflict. And so the show started just focusing on the two of them more so than the others. They showed a little bit of the others, but so they just probably just, you know, it's very spontaneous, whatever comes up. So if Stacy's personality, where the abrasiveness starts coming out with somebody else on the show, they're gonna. They're gonna focus on, like, if she

[Burt]

and Dolvette have a big old blowout or something like that, that's gonna be a reoccurring storyline, right?

[Show Host]

Exactly.

[Co-host Male]

Exactly. But you don't know until you get there.

[Burt]

It happens, right? You know, and it's funny because I'm sort of been living my life the last couple of days now, like, thinking, okay, if the cameras were on me right now, what could they edit? And we had a. An instance in here yesterday that I thought, if they edit this the wrong way, I'm gonna look like a real jerk. And yesterday, it's really difficult for me to get down the hall now cause of my jacked up knee and the time constraints. So I asked an intern to go heat up my coffee. Well, if they show that over and over and over again, here I am looking like some taskmaster. That's not good. That's too good to go get his own coffee heated.

[Co-host Male]

And there was something else yesterday that you did that you do. And it's funny because you do a lot and you're meaning it's a joke, but I thought man, if they just focus on this. Because yesterday you were talking about how long you and Stacy have been together. I forgot what context we were talking about. Sixteen years. Like that. And you joke like that all the time. But I thought, oh, my God, the camera's in here. And they do that. It's gonna make you look like you're unhappy in your marriage, you know, we

[Burt]

were at Lenox Grill last night, and it was a really bad restaurant experience. The food was bad. The waiter was bad. They wouldn't bring coffee. They wouldn't bring our food. It was just a bad experience. So Stacy asked for the manager, and the manager comes over, and she told him exactly what had happened over the last hour or so. Cause she's been there a whole bunch of times, and she's had a great. Right. And she said that to the manager. I've been here so often, and I've had nothing but great experiences. But I don't know what's happening tonight, but everything's gone wrong. Everything. And I could see a point where they only take the part of her bitching about her meal and making her look like, you know, this really demanding woman. So I'm nervous about all that, y'.

[Show Host]

All.

[Burt]

I'm really nervous about that because.

[Co-host Female]

Why are you nervous about it? Because you're afraid of them portraying her in a bad light or afraid of needing to defend her or both.

[Burt]

Like, if it's me, I've got no problem with it. But it's my wife, man.

[Caller Fred]

And

[Burt]

I don't know. It's just. I don't want people taking shots at my wife or my family. Me, no problem. But they can edit it so well that she's just really is created. They just don't show the other side. Hey, Brian, Good morning. You're on Q100.

[Caller with Wedding Show Experience]

Hey, good morning, guys.

[Burt]

What's happening?

[Caller with Wedding Show Experience]

Not a whole lot. I was calling in just to shed a little light. I've had a little bit of experience with what you're concerned about. Not as far as the way they're going to portray you or your wife, but as far as how you said they had a schedule laid out and it wouldn't be very time consuming. I was on a. My wife and I were on a reality show on TNT last year called Wedding Day. And they would give us times, and they were only in town, granted, for, like, four days. And they were from Hollywood, and it was Mark Burnett production. So it was a, you know, very experienced team. They do a lot of extreme home makeover. But they would tell us, hey, let's be at the zoo at two o'. Clock. And I. And we have three small children as well. I know you have two, we have three. So you get. You get the kids ready. You know, you're rushing out the door. You get to where they're going to be. You're there. You're there at 1:50 to start shooting at 2:00'. Clock. Well, you'll sit there until 4 or 5 o' clock before they do anything. And the kids are going, you know, crazy, running around. And the one thing that I. And that was not just one time, that's for everything they tried to film. And the one thing I really stress was they actually filmed the actual wedding. There's a backstory to my wedding while we got on the show. But the wedding was supposed to go off at 6:30, I believe it was. And the thing I stress them, I do not want the guests waiting. Please, you know, whatever you do, make sure the wedding goes off on time, you know, because we'd already invitation. So all the guests were there on time. And our weddings wound up going off at like 9:15.

[Burt]

Is that right?

[Olympics Commentator]

Yeah.

[Caller with Wedding Show Experience]

So there are a lot of challenges now, different producers, so I can't say how they would portray it, but as far as them, I assume that's probably a common thing. If they tell you, you know, it's going to take an hour and be there at two, you can pretty much say it's going to take four hours and you're going to be there, you know.

[Burt]

Yeah, there's no doubt. They're going to have to create some drama, you know, they're going to tense you out. So they've got some kind of material, you know, like tonight. They are shooting me and all the guys at a restaurant tonight. And I know there's gonna be pressure to drink alcohol tonight because they're gonna want to see this storyline, you know. So I'm already ahead of the. Ahead of what's. What could happen tonight. But I think this is the last thing that we're gonna do on camera. So all of us tonight go over to Justin's restaurant and they're gonna shoot us for a couple hours. And then I guess it's just a waiting game and we'll see if this is the group that they want or not. So we should know within the next couple of weeks if we have to make a decision or not. That's where that whole thing stands right now.

[Show Host]

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[Show Host]

Listen, it's the vert show.

[Burt]

Jen was so excited yesterday. She had a surprise birthday party that was thrown for her when we got back for Burt's big adventure on Monday night.

[Co-host Female]

Yeah, it was so cool. I really have never been surprised before and I was totally surprised. Wendy's little face was the first person I saw when I walked in. I was like, so confused. I'm like, why is Wendy here? Like, I just thought that I was going to dinner with my new boyfriend and was like totally completely unexpected. And it was such a nice surprise. It was so fun.

[Burt]

As a sidebar, I see that you're much more at peace with using the word boyfriend.

[Co-host Female]

I'm trying. I don't love that word. I've always had a weird thing with that word. Like, I think after you've been married and then divorced and then you go back to that again, it's just a weird, like very middle school word.

[Burt]

I can understand that.

[Co-host Female]

It's just a bizarre word. But no, I'm not afraid of the commitment part of it. But it's just the word is just seems juvenile. Juvenile, yes. Like I'd prefer to say partner or, you know what I mean? Or like something more adult.

[Burt]

Right, right.

[Co-host Female]

So that's. That's my only issue with it. But. But yeah, so. So we were just planning to do a dinner and then the big surprise happened. I could not believe. I literally was so blown away.

[Burt]

Well, she was beaming when she walked in here a. Because, you know, so many people showed up for a surprise party. But she hinted to us yesterday that her new boyfriend did something really sweet for her. But we never found out what the details were.

[Co-host Female]

Yeah, it was just the most thoughtful gift that I might have ever. And this is sort of a lesson that we try to teach guys when we talk about stuff all the time and gift giving and being thoughtful and that kind of thing. It was probably like a month ago. We had been out and we were at a place that featured a local artist and there were all these different paintings on the wall from this local artist. And I was just really mesmerized by this one painting on the wall. And it had been. I just like, spent probably too much time just gushing over this one painting and thought it was really amazing, really beautiful, and just kind of like moved on or whatever. After the whole surprise party or whatever, we got home and come to open my gift. And it was that piece of artwork.

[Caller Leslie]

Nice.

[Co-host Female]

So I had gone back to that place, had totally remembered it. And it was one of those things that I felt like I had sort of said in passing, but I really had talked about the reason why I liked it. And the painting is called articulate. And, you know, it's kind of what we do. And I don't know, I just loved it so much. And I couldn't believe that he remembered that and actually went back and got it. And, like, I was so touched, it made me cry when I opened it. I was like, I cannot believe you remembered this. And I cannot believe this painting is in my room right now. This is so awesome.

[Burt]

Cause there are guys listening right now going, what's the big deal? It's a piece of art. But it was the thought, right, is that he listened to you and he picked it up, man.

[Co-host Female]

Listened and remembered and made the effort to go back to that place and get it and everything. I was. It blew my mind. Blew my mind. I was like, so overwhelmed. It was awesome.

[Co-host Male]

Awesome.

[Burt]

There's a lesson to be learned there. And I don't know how we teach guys to listen because I know I'm

[Co-host Male]

not good at it, but we talk all the time about women feeling special. And that made her feel special because he was listening to what she said. He appreciated what she liked. He wanted to make sure that if she liked this so much that she owned it herself. And so, yeah, that was perfect. It doesn't take em.

[Burt]

And it's not the money that's spent. It's the thought, like, you could save yourself, guys, you could save yourself a whole bunch of cash by doing something thoughtful.

[Co-host Male]

Yes. Oh, my gosh.

[Co-host Female]

I mean, that meant more than, you know, a million dollar diamond. You know what I mean? That meant so much more than that.

[Burt]

I don't believe that. I don't believe that for a second.

[Co-host Female]

Well, maybe that wasn't a good analogy.

[Burt]

No, I'm just kidding. But we get the sentiment in the whole thing. That's cool. Cool versa.

[Co-host Female]

That's really, really cool.

[Show Host]

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[Burt]

I'm just curious. We've been doing this kind of segment now for years. Really?

[Co-host Female]

Yeah. It's something that you're Curious about. You know, it's probably none of your business and you should probably not think about it, but you're just curious and need to find the answer so you can come to us with the situation. We try to help you get those answers so you don't look like who's too nosy. We'll be the ones that are too nosy for you.

[Co-host Male]

Right.

[Burt]

So this is sort of the text version of I'm just curious. Jen got one of these a couple of days ago and she's really curious about the backstory of the text because it wasn't intended for her.

[Co-host Female]

Yeah, I got one that was. It was actually over the holidays, like right around New Year's or something. And it was like, I'm his baby mama and I don't care if you got kids too. Mine are more important and stay off my man. And all this kind of stuff. I mean, it was like angry, angry texts. Like lots of it was in all caps, whatever. And I told my friend I was with, I was like, ooh, check out this text message. I don't think this was intended for me. And he laughed about it and said I should have just played along and just like kept going back and forth. Get into a fight with whoever this was on the other end. I was like, no, no, no, I don't need that drama. I don't want somebody having my phone number. And then I got another one the other day about somebody talking about how they were at the movies and it was filled with white people and they were talking to the screen, and the

[Burt]

white people were talking to the screen.

[Co-host Female]

They couldn't believe that white people were talking at the screen or something like that. And it was like three text messages in a row from somebody. I don't know who it is.

[Caller Leslie]

Huh.

[Burt]

So if Jen was one of you guys calling, she would tell us the story, she would give us the phone number off the air. And what we'll do later on today is we will record calling these people and going, hey, just between you and me, you know that that text message wasn't intended for me, but I'm dying to know what that was all about.

[Co-host Female]

Yeah.

[Burt]

So this is only gonna work if you still have the phone number. Right?

[Caller or Guest]

Right.

[Burt]

Good morning, Terry, you're on Q100.

[Caller Terry/Rebecca/Kristen]

Hey Bert Show.

[Burt]

Hey, Terry, what's going on?

[Caller Terry/Rebecca/Kristen]

Not too much. Couple weeks ago I was working on the weekend and got this text message and did not know who it was. Kept it for. I don't know why. I guess cuz I'm paranoid and A conspiracy theorist. And I kept it for evidence, just in case, you know, someone was screwing with me and I needed evidence or something. But it wasn't near as dramatic as Jen's baby mama text.

[Burt]

But you're still curious. So what did it say?

[Caller Terry/Rebecca/Kristen]

It said. Hang on, let me pull it up. It said, what was the final straw that made you say, F this?

[Burt]

Oh, no, that's good. Oh, that's solid.

[Caller Terry/Rebecca/Kristen]

Yeah.

[Burt]

What was the final straw that made you say, F this? Oh, yeah, that's a great one to start with.

[Co-host Female]

Perfect.

[Caller Terry/Rebecca/Kristen]

But actually, I responded to the text because I didn't know. I thought it was maybe a friend calling from or texting from another phone. So I wrote back, who is this? And then they wrote back, who is this? And then I wrote back, what? You know, what the heck? You texted me first, and then I had to forward the text to them, and they were like, I have no idea how you got that.

[Caller Leslie]

Sorry.

[Burt]

So they may be a little reluctant to talk to me about it or talk to us about it later. Okay, so, Terry, here's what we'll do. I'm gonna put you on hold. We'll get the phone number later on today. We'll record the call with whoever sent that, and we'll see if we can find out exactly what the backstory was. Okay?

[Caller Terry/Rebecca/Kristen]

Okay. Perfect.

[Show Host]

All right.

[Burt]

Hold on. Well, that's a good one to start.

[Caller or Guest]

That is a good one.

[Co-host Female]

Really good. What was the final straw that made you say, f this?

[Burt]

Here is Leslie. Good morning, Leslie. You're on the Birch Show.

[Caller Leslie]

Hi.

[Burt]

How are you?

[Caller Leslie]

I'm doing good.

[Caller Terry/Rebecca/Kristen]

How are you?

[Burt]

Good. You understand what we're trying to do here? You tell us what the text said. It was obviously not meant for you. We'll call that person later, and we'll try to get some answers for you.

[Caller Terry/Rebecca/Kristen]

Yes, that would be great.

[Caller Leslie]

I got a text about three weeks ago, and it was a number that I didn't recognize. It was a 678 area code, and it just said, it's not all about you. Leave it alone.

[Caller Fred]

What is this?

[Caller Leslie]

So I texted back. I was just like, huh? Who is this? And all that I got back was, seriously. And that's it.

[Burt]

It's not. It's not about you. Leave it alone.

[Caller Leslie]

Yeah, it's not all about you. Leave it alone.

[Burt]

Oh, that's good, too.

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[Caller Leslie]

I have no idea what it's about.

[Burt]

Okay. This is great. Okay, I will put you on hold as well. We'll get that phone number, and then I'll call it later. On today and see if we can get some answers for you.

[Caller Leslie]

Thank you so much.

[Co-host Female]

Now that we are doing this, we need to ask listeners to tell us about it, like, the day after it happens. Because I'm guessing some of these from a couple of weeks ago, the person who sent it might not even remember why they sent it.

[Burt]

Right.

[Co-host Female]

You know what I mean? If it's a couple weeks old, could you even remember a text you sent two weeks ago or what it would be about?

[Burt]

Well, if it's that strongly worded, what was the final straw that made you say F this, then chances are pretty good you'd remember that one.

[Co-host Male]

Or if I say it's not your business, leave it alone. I remember that.

[Caller Leslie]

Yeah.

[Burt]

I'll take one more because I think the more we take, the better success we might have later on today. Hey, Kristen, Good morning. You're on Q100.

[Caller Terry/Rebecca/Kristen]

Hey, guys. How are you?

[Burt]

Good, how are you?

[Caller Terry/Rebecca/Kristen]

I'm fine, thank you.

[Burt]

All right, so you got a text. You don't know where it came from, but what did it say?

[Caller Terry/Rebecca/Kristen]

It said, I like it when you act childish when we're doing it. I don't know why, but it turns me on.

[Co-host Female]

Oh, boy.

[Burt]

Well, I think that's pretty defined there, though, isn't it?

[Caller Terry/Rebecca/Kristen]

So I don't know who it was from, though.

[Burt]

So you're more interested in who it came from than the story behind it?

[Caller Terry/Rebecca/Kristen]

Yeah, I think so.

[Co-host Female]

That's creepy.

[Caller or Guest]

Say it again.

[Caller Terry/Rebecca/Kristen]

I like it when you act childish when we're doing it. I don't know why, but it turns me off.

[Burt]

Hold on.

[Co-host Female]

Creepy.

[Co-host Male]

I don't want to know how childish.

[Burt]

And she just really wants to know who sent it.

[Co-host Male]

Yeah.

[Burt]

Now, it could be the case where it was like, she's the next person on the contact list or somebody else in her phone is so close that the word is so close that it put down Kristen, but it really meant somebody else. So she may know who that person is.

[Co-host Male]

You can have more than one person by the same first name in your phone, and that's usually how it happens.

[Co-host Female]

Ah, ah, ah.

[Burt]

I may be more interested in that one than the others. No, no.

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BIRD SHOW so for a couple of

[Burt]

weeks now, we've had Alana Myers on with us and she is from Douglasville. She is the only woman from the state of Georgia that is competing in the Winter Olympics. She's in the bobsled.

[Caller or Guest]

Right? Cool.

[Burt]

And she's been really cool about calling us and just telling us what's been going on in the Olympic Village. But when we first talked to her, she was weeks away from her competition. So she's been waiting and waiting and waiting. Right. Well, I found out a little backstory about her yesterday which makes this even more interesting. The there's one premier pilot that is like the best in the US And I don't know what exactly how to pronounce her last name. It's something like Ro Hawk or something like that. And there are two women obviously in the two woman bobsledding team. And Ilana tried to be the pusher for this number one pilot, right. So she pushed off against, she had a push off against another woman to compete to be in the number one sled and Alana won. And this number one pilot didn't like the results. So she complained and complained and complained to the coaches so she could have somebody else push. Even though Ilana really qualified to be in this number one bobsled.

[Co-host Male]

That fire you up? If you're Alana, that would fire me up totally.

[Co-host Female]

Right, Patty? B word.

[Burt]

I guess there's a lot of politics that go on, but she won this push off against this girl and the number one said, I still don't want Alana on my team. Give me the other girl.

[Lady Luck]

Wow.

[Burt]

Well, the number one person is in like, I don't know, eighth place today and Alana is in second place. That's gotta feel good. That's gotta feel great, right? And publicly she's not going to be able to talk about that too much because they're still on the same US Team and they're teammates and even, you

[Co-host Male]

know, we talked yesterday, yesterday too. Added to that is her own pilot. Alana's pilot of her bobsled was having hamstring problems. Was it last night or the night before? To the point she was in tears. Not sure if she that hamstring was gonna, you know, be able to get the pain away before this competition last night or yesterday afternoon is when it actually happened. And so to be in second place not only after the story Bert just told. But your pilot was injured and you're still in second place.

[Burt]

And if you watched any of the bobsled last night, the pusher really has about five seconds of work and then is along for the ride. They duck down into the. And then it's the person in the front that's doing a whole bunch of the navigating.

[Caller Terry/Rebecca/Kristen]

Right.

[Burt]

So she must have done a great job last night. A really fantastic job, because here was her run last night at the Olympics.

[Olympics Commentator]

Aaron Pack at the top, 29 years of age from Farmington, Connecticut. Elena Myers is her breakman. She was a shortstop and pitcher at George Washington University. Thought she'd make the Olympics someday as a softball player. But once softball was taken out of the games, Myers, the brakeman, said, bobsled it is. And here she is in her first Olympic Games.

[P]

Erin is not a consistent driver. She gets a lot of her results from awesome start times. Every once in a while, she feels a great drive down the track. If she does it here, it will give her tremendous confidence because she did not have a great week training.

[Burt]

Okay, that's the first part of the run.

[P]

Accelerating away to 12. Watch out to 50, 50. Late in the 5050 time. 144. She's gonna drop back a little bit. Should be top three easy.

[Olympics Commentator]

89 and a half miles per hour. She moves into second place.

[P]

That's the heat Eric needed for her confidence.

[Olympics Commentator]

Great run by Aaron Pack of US USA sled number two.

[Burt]

And you know, wow, Alana was in there also, but they don't even mention her name.

[Caller or Guest]

89 miles per hour, though. Did you hear that?

[Burt]

That looks like fun.

[Co-host Female]

Awesome.

[Burt]

I'm scared of roller coasters, but this bobsled and thing sure looks like fun

[Co-host Male]

because if you're on ice, it's fun.

[Burt]

So that was the first run. And then they had a second one last night.

[Olympics Commentator]

Also USA sled number two, piloted by Aaron Pack with Alana Myers as the push athlete. A shaman surprisingly very good Heat number one.

[P]

Well, she was good all the way down to curve 13. She lost it. She went from the leader to second place. Her nemesis was the 50 50. This is a nice line. 11 12. Much smoother speed. 146. She'll be the leader.

[Olympics Commentator]

82 miles per hour.

[P]

She's got it.

[Olympics Commentator]

146.

[P]

91 miles per hour. Done it. And.

[Olympics Commentator]

And pass moves to the top of the podium.

[Burt]

So they're in second place this morning.

[Caller or Guest]

Awesome.

[Burt]

Isn't that awesome?

[Co-host Female]

So they compete again today. Right?

[Burt]

There's two more runs today. And if they do as well, they'll be meddling.

[Caller or Guest]

That's so cool.

[Co-host Male]

Do we know what time?

[Burt]

I don't check the schedule the way it's set up. And I was so excited about this yesterday. I went on NBC Olympics just to see the results before they were on tv. They don't show you the results on the website, so they don't want to let you know. But what I understand is they're going to show it tonight at 8:00 clock on NBC.

[Co-host Male]

And that's smart because I think in past Olympics, especially the Sydney Games, the Summer Games, where we were so far behind in seeing the events, and they would show the results on the website and in the news. I've noticed this, this time that they're. They haven't really ruined any sports for anybody because I was looking last night the same thing to try to get her results. I could not find them.

[Co-host Female]

So.

[Co-host Male]

Yeah.

[Burt]

Good morning, Fred. You're on Q100.

[Caller Fred]

Hey, y' all doing Burt show.

[P]

Good.

[Burt]

How are you?

[Caller Fred]

Doing? Great. I didn't find out about it until a couple of days ago, but I didn't know Alana Myers was actually on the Olympic squad. And the reason why I was calling in is because me and her actually went to high school together.

[Co-host Male]

Okay.

[Caller Fred]

At Lithia Springs High School in Douglasville and Lithia Springs, actually. And I was talking to a friend of mine the other day. She's like, yeah, you know a lot of Myers on the Olympics. I was like, no, I didn't. She's been wanting to do that ever since we were in high school. And she told me about it, and I watched the run last night, and she's actually doing better than I thought. Going from softball to bobsledding, that's a big transition.

[Burt]

You have to be so athletic. I mean, think about how great an athlete I think her dad played for the Falcons or was on like, yeah, he played for the Falcons. She's such a good athlete that she played softball her whole life but couldn't make the squad in softball. So she's like, you know what? I'll just take up this bobsledding thing. And two years later, she may be getting a medal in the Olympics.

[Caller Fred]

And that's phenomenal because I can't wait until we have our high school reunion in a couple of years. And she actually goes, look what I did. What did y' all do?

[Co-host Male]

She's gonna wear her medal if she gets one in the door.

[Burt]

I got a couple of emails from people that live in Douglasville and said they had no idea she was competing until we were talking to her the last couple of days.

[Caller Fred]

Exactly. And pretty much everybody that I know of, that we all went to high school with, we all stay in contact, you know, Facebook, MySpace, stuff like that. And a friend of mine and hers actually text me. She's like, hey, I'm having my birthday party and dah, dah, dah, dah. And I was like, what is this I hear? And that's when I found out that, yeah, yeah, she's actually on it, other than hearing her on the radio. And I'm like, that is crazy because she always, she always talked about doing something big in sport. That's what she always wanted to do. I want to be really, really good at this, this, this and this. And here she is in bobsledding in the Olympics.

[Burt]

Yeah, she's got it. So we'll see what happens tonight. And she's been real good about calling in. So my bet is if she wins or she meddles tonight, she'll be up all night. So I don't think it's going to be too tough to get her on tomorrow morning. Right?

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Listen, it's the vert show.

[Co-host Male]

I want to ask you guys a question. If you've ever like, claimed to be the winner of some competition or some race, even if you didn't win, I mean, it's blatant that you lost, but somehow you claim victory. And the reason I ask this is because there's a story of the Winter Olympics in which a male figure skater did not win. So he got silver. He did not get gold. Okay? So he's a Russian skater that lost the gold medal by a fraction of a point. Okay? To an American. So the American guy gets the gold. He gets the silver, right? And since then he has been complaining about it ever since.

[Burt]

I've seen this guy in interviews, like right after the race, after they gave it to the, the American dude, this was the guy saying that, you know, there has to be something done with the point system. Or something, because he. He really feels like he got robbed of the whole thing.

[Show Host]

Right?

[Co-host Male]

Complain, complain. Well, of course, the. The metal system is gold, silver and bronze, and it's based on the value of the metal. Right. Because gold is more valuable than silver and silver more valuable than bronze. Well, there is something that's more valuable than gold, and that's platinum. And so he has now on his website, just declared to everybody that he won the platinum medal at the Vandover Games in order to say that he did better than the American guy. And it's all. Yeah, and it's all over his website to where he's claiming, you know what? I didn't win the silver. I won the platinum.

[Burt]

Half of the Olympics are about sportsmanship, right? Let it go, dude. You lost.

[Co-host Male]

And I just think it's so funny how somebody. Now I can see. Now I know Jeff's out sick, but I could see Jeff being the kind of guy who, if he lost something and he was mad that he lost, he'd just go ahead and tell everybody he won. You know what I mean? I just. You know what? I actually won that thing.

[Burt]

You just totally dismiss.

[Co-host Male]

Yeah, dismiss the results.

[Burt]

The actual results, and start claiming that you were. That you won the national championship.

[Co-host Male]

Yeah, that you won the national championship. You won the race in the backyard. You won, like, if you got in a fight in the schoolyard. You know what? I know what you saw may look like they won, but actually I was the one that was the one.

[Co-host Female]

So tacky.

[Caller Leslie]

It is.

[Co-host Female]

I wonder if the American person who won the gold is responding to that yet.

[Caller Fred]

I wouldn't.

[Burt]

The only thing I would do is hold my gold up. There you go. Nobody cares about your platinum.

[Co-host Male]

Exactly.

[Burt]

There's so many great, like, soap operas, like, if you've been. I am normally not into the Winter Olympics, but I've just been following along for whatever reason the last couple of days, and there's some. There are great soap operas if you watch it long enough. I told you the one earlier this morning about our. Our local girl here, Elana Myers, who is from Douglasville, and she is part of the bobsledding team that is in second place right now. But she wasn't. She wasn't predicted to be anywhere near the top. There's a bobsledder by the name of, like, Rocock or something like that who is the number one driver in the world. And her pusher somehow hurt herself. So Ilana tried out to be her pusher. I mean, who wouldn't want to be with the number One person, you're probably gonna win a gold medal, right? So she has a push off against another contestant, and she beats the contestant. So she should be in the USA number one sled. But this driver didn't dig Alana too much. So she goes to the race officials, and she says, I think you guys forged the. The results. I know you want Alana, but I don't. And I'm not racing unless I get my girl. So they're like, fine, if you're gonna be like that, great. You can have your own pusher. So they give her that pusher. And that number one team now is in, like, sixth or seventh place. And our girl from Douglasville is in second right now.

[Co-host Male]

So you want her to win now because the other girl was, you know, being a, you know, biatch.

[Burt]

Yeah, totally. Totally.

[Co-host Female]

You need her to be, like, a face.

[Burt]

Hey, Rebecca. Good Morning. You're on Q100.

[Caller Terry/Rebecca/Kristen]

Hey, Bert Show.

[Sherwin Williams Announcer]

Good morning.

[Caller Terry/Rebecca/Kristen]

I was just letting you know that my. Does that pretty much every year at Nationals. Dance is a lot more political, though. It comes down to tiny things in the deduction. So every year, if we take second or third, we go home and celebrate our victory because of how hard we worked and how far we went.

[Burt]

See, I'm sorry. I can't agree with that. I can't agree with that.

[Co-host Male]

No.

[Caller Terry/Rebecca/Kristen]

It's hard. But dance, I mean, everything. Like, if somebody drops something, it's over. You're in last.

[Burt]

Everybody had the same rules.

[Caller Terry/Rebecca/Kristen]

That's the thing. It's like, you don't know who's gonna do. Who's gonna make that little mistake. So every year we go home and we celebrate how well we did that. We got first place.

[Burt]

Rebecca, you can't. You can't declare yourself the winner if everybody else says you didn't win.

[Co-host Female]

Right, Right.

[Caller or Guest]

I know.

[Caller Terry/Rebecca/Kristen]

It's just a personal thing. I guess it makes us feel better because especially something like the Olympics, you trained for that for life, so it. It hurt.

[Co-host Male]

Everybody did.

[Burt]

Including America.

[Olympics Commentator]

Gold.

[Caller Leslie]

Yeah.

[Co-host Female]

Just take your place.

[Burt]

Hey, Rebecca. Good morning.

[Caller Terry/Rebecca/Kristen]

Good morning, guys. How are y'? All?

[Burt]

Good. How are you?

[Caller Terry/Rebecca/Kristen]

Good. I wanted to comment in regards to American figure skater. He actually did comment on the Russian.

[Caller or Guest]

Oh, he did.

[Caller Terry/Rebecca/Kristen]

He was covered by the gentleman who's covering the Olympics. And he was interviewed a couple of nights ago. My husband and I were watching it, and he held himself very well, and he complimented the Russian skater and the whole nine yards.

[Co-host Male]

So he took the high road.

[Burt]

That's really what I would say.

[Co-host Male]

Unless somebody. If you had. I'M sure he had to answer it because it was a direct question, you

[Caller Terry/Rebecca/Kristen]

know, it was a direct question. Yeah.

[Co-host Male]

He had to say something, so he took the high road.

[Burt]

That's when you wish there was country. Well, that's when you wish there was some kind of software that would say exactly what you're thinking rather than what the words are coming out of your mouth.

[Co-host Female]

Video of life.

[Burt]

Yes. Yeah, totally. You find yourself watching the strangest stuff with the Olympics, too. Like these guys were saying they got all invested in curling.

[Caller or Guest]

Obsessive.

[Olympics Commentator]

Yeah.

[Caller or Guest]

Watching. I know it looks. It looks dumb and cheesy and like you don't have to practice for it as much. And it looks like a big shuffleboard. I cannot take my eyes off of it. And the announcers that are announcing what's going on, the play by play and drawing on it like it's a football play. Like there's strategy into curling.

[Co-host Male]

I watched it for two and a half hours yesterday.

[Burt]

Come on. Really?

[Co-host Male]

And each player is mic'd, so you get to hear their conversations on what they're gonna do. And yeah, I got so invested. And then Katie came home from work and I thought, she's gonna make fun of me. She goes, oh, my God, is it curling? And she sat down and watched it with me.

[Burt]

I mean, yeah, I am convinced if I started training today, I could be in the top 10 in the country in curling by the time the Olympics rolls around that.

[Caller Terry/Rebecca/Kristen]

Watching it.

[Burt]

They should ax that sport event.

[Sherwin Williams Announcer]

No, no.

[Burt]

Come on.

[Caller or Guest]

Intense strategy. You have to hit it just right to make the other players little. I don't know what they call them, but they look like pawns. Pawn move off the square. It takes like 1. 1.

[Burt]

You guys are drinking the Kool Aid. It's shuffleboard on ice.

[Caller or Guest]

But it. But it's hard.

[Co-host Female]

But it.

[Co-host Male]

Yeah, I mean, you just watch it. Just watch it once.

[Burt]

I wouldn't even wear. I wouldn't even wear my gold medal if I won one in curly.

[Caller Terry/Rebecca/Kristen]

Look.

[Burt]

And I wouldn't be wearing under armor.

[Co-host Female]

What now?

[Co-host Male]

Let me call it.

[Burt]

You're not sweating curling under armour.

[Co-host Female]

Oh, they're all wearing it.

[Co-host Male]

He's never watched curling. No, but let me say also, I told Wendy, women, I want you to watch this because the Canadian curling team. I'm just being your wing woman. Okay. John Morris. Johnny Morris.

[Caller or Guest]

Johnny Mo.

[Co-host Male]

He is hot. And that will keep you because I. I said, well, I'll give credit. Where Credit suit. And this dude must be a model in Canada because he's a hot curler.

[Lady Luck]

Okay.

[Co-host Male]

I know that you didn't think I'd ever say that.

[Co-host Female]

But you gotta watch him. Johnny Morris in your bed.

[Co-host Male]

Amen, sister.

[Burt]

Look, honey, who's gonna take Johnny to curling practice tonight? Come on now. Well, for the guy, really.

[Caller or Guest]

You know what the guys can't get invested? The Dutch team. Those girls wear skirts and knee high. So there you go. They're freezing on the ice. And skirts. So you can watch curling. Come on.

[Olympics Commentator]

Curling.

[Show Host]

This is the bird show.

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