Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, November 25

Summary

The Bert Show (Pionaire Podcasting)

Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, November 25 (2025)

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Bert Show delivers its signature blend of humor, candid conversation, and listener engagement, focusing on real-life relationship drama, workplace antics, and sometimes questionable behavior—especially when it comes to partying habits and holiday work parties. The cast—Bert, Kristin, Abby, Cassie, Tommy, and others—tackle topics ranging from listeners going into work drunk, to women questioning their boyfriends’ loyalty, to handling sensitive discoveries in marriage, all with their signature comedic authenticity and zero filter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Going to Work Drunk: Listener Confessions

• Premise: Inspired by Danny DeVito’s infamous drunken appearance on The View, the hosts wonder how many listeners go to work drunk or hungover.
• Listener Calls In:
  • An intern recounts drinking all night with a friend and heading into a tech internship (06:00).
    • “I definitely drank from 10 last night till 5 this morning… but I'm being driven.” (06:30)
  • A receptionist (working for the state) calls in, admitting she’s both “juiced” and “stoned” at work (07:28).
    • “Not only am I juiced, I’m stoned.” (07:31)
  • "Susie" from a legal aid office admits to being drunk at her desk, handling case paperwork (10:06).
    • “I had vodka and Red Bull. My last one I had was a little before 7:30.” (10:15)
    • “It’s a case against the spouse abuse case... I’m typing up some paperwork.” (11:36)
• Host Banter:
  • Co-hosts joke about the irresponsibility, the perils of early-morning radio life, and the reality of various jobs with hangovers.
  • Key observation: “Adult guys don’t have sleepovers.” (21:13)
• Memorable Quote:
  • “She’s handling legal documents this morning.” – Bert (12:26)
  • “Hopefully that by the time my boss comes in, I’ll be comfortably curled up underneath the desk so sound asleep.” (12:56)

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2. Tough Love – Is My Boyfriend Cheating?

• Segment Concept: Listeners (women) call in for real, “bare bones” advice from male listeners and the male hosts about suspicions in their romantic relationships (15:33).
• Case Study: Wendy:
  • Wendy has been dating a man for over a year and a half; she’s experiencing “little red flags” but nothing outright.
    • Red Flags:
      1. He deletes all text messages instantly (18:19)
      2. Regular Tuesday “guys’ nights out,” sometimes staying at friend’s house—with work clothes (20:30)
      3. Last-minute trip to “cousins in South Georgia”—cousins she’s never heard of (21:37)
  • Hosts and callers debate: Are these justifiable, or clear signs of cheating?
  • Host/Caller Reactions:
    • Hoss: “He’s cheating on you… no guys have adult guy sleepovers.” (23:06)
    • Bert: “Now, in defense of some guys, I’m sure there are situations where guys go out to a buddy’s house … but that’s not premeditated.” (23:43)
    • Others: Point out the importance of accessibility (“Can you call him on these nights?”) and reasonable explanations (such as shorter commute from buddy’s).
  • Ultimate Consensus: Stay vigilant but don’t jump to conclusions—benefit of the doubt unless clear evidence (29:43)
• Memorable Moment:
  • “Keep digging and digging and digging. Screw it up, girl. Screw it up somehow.” – (30:14)
  • “I would start checking his email. If you could somehow get one of those spy bot things or something up on his computer, that would help your relationship. I think just to solidify the Nothing.” (30:21)

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3. Listener Amber: Found Nude Photos in Her Husband’s Briefcase

• Context: Amber calls back with an emotional and confusing situation—she accidentally found explicit photos of her husband's ex-fiancée in his briefcase while trying to leave him an anniversary card (33:02).
  • Four of the photos are of the ex; one is of the husband and ex in a very explicit scenario (34:11).
  • Hosts try to rationalize any benign explanation—none convincing.
  • Amber shares more: Husband previously claimed naked photos found were movie “screenshots for a friend" (35:23).
  • Amber notes a shift in his behavior: He has refused to help her with her children’s Christmas gifts for the first time, spending money only on his own kids (37:47).
• Expert Joins: Sandra from MateCheck, a private investigator, weighs in:
  • Suggests something’s clearly off and recommends a discreet tail to confirm suspicions (40:10).
  • Highlights that emotional readiness is as important as evidence: “You’re not gonna give up your marriage just because things seem the way they are… You need proof.” (40:50)
  • Holiday periods may alter behavior patterns, making surveillance more complicated (41:44).
  • On his “gym schedule”: “If he’s at the gym for three hours, he needs to come back after a week looking like Usher!” (43:33)
• Memorable Quotes:
  • “You don’t carry nude pictures of other women in your briefcase.” – Sandra, PI (39:26)
  • “If you have a hunch, I'd rip that briefcase open and see if that hunch was true.” – Sandra, PI (40:05)

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4. Holiday Party Cautions: Don’t Get That Drunk

• Discussion: The cast offers cautionary tales about staff acting out or getting fired over holiday party behavior (46:36).
  • David calls in about a newcomer who gets wasted at a company hockey game and is swiftly fired (48:08).
    • “He got so drunk. He was dropping F bombs all night… Sure enough, the next day he got canned.” (48:50)
  • Tish calls about her boyfriend, who mixed cold meds and Jack Daniels, got out of control, and bit a coworker—resulting in suspension and reassignment (49:32).
    • “He bit somebody on the arm… ended up getting suspended for a week without pay.” (49:36)
  • The panel jokingly reflects on “the girl who licked the ice sculpture” at an office party—such moments have lasting reputational effects (51:01).
• Advice:
  • Treat the party like a work meeting, not a social free-for-all.
  • Avoid drinking while ill, pace yourself, arrive early, and don’t talk shop after you’ve had a drink (51:32).
  • Bosses should abstain from overindulging, as it erodes respect (51:56).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• “Not only am I juiced, I’m stoned.” – Anonymous Receptionist, (07:31)
• “She’s handling legal documents this morning.” – Bert, (12:26)
• “Adult guys don’t have sleepovers.” – Co-host Jamie, (21:13)
• “He’s cheating on you.” – Hoss, (23:06)
• “You don’t carry nude pictures of other women in your briefcase.” – Sandra, PI, (39:26)
• “If you have a hunch, I'd rip that briefcase open and see if that hunch was true.” – Sandra, PI, (40:05)
• “If he’s at the gym for three hours, he needs to come back after a week looking like Usher!” – Jamie, (43:33)
• “He got so drunk. He was dropping F bombs all night… Sure enough, the next day he got canned.” – David, (48:50)
• “He bit somebody on the arm… ended up getting suspended for a week without pay.” – Tish, (49:36)
• “She licked the ice sculpture. Yes, I know.” – (51:23)

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Important Segment Timestamps

| Segment | Timestamp | |--------------------------------------------------|---------------| | Work Drunk Listener Confessions | 04:49–13:18 | | Tough Love – Relationship Red Flag Advice | 15:33–30:21 | | Amber’s Nude Photos Discovery; PI Consultation | 33:02–46:13 | | Holiday Party Cautionary Tales | 46:36–51:56 |

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Tone and Language

The episode maintains The Bert Show’s lively, irreverent, and authentic tone throughout. Hosts riff off each other and the audience, balancing genuine concern with jokes and sarcasm. Listener engagement is high, with frequent, candid call-ins and unfiltered commentary.

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Conclusion

This episode exemplifies The Bert Show’s ability to blend humor, relatability, and real talk with listener drama and group banter. From inappropriate office behavior to sniffing out relationship red flags, the cast keeps it entertaining while offering sincere—if sometimes tough—advice. Listening is like eavesdropping on friends with no topic off-limits, and the takeaways are as much about laughing at life’s awkwardness as learning from its pitfalls.

Transcript

[Knox]

Hi, this is Knox from the podcast with Knox and Jamie. And maybe like us at the podcast you also know people who have been smokers or vapers and Zyn is the one product it seems like everyone is talking about because there are many good reasons to make a change to Zyn nicotine pouches reasons like Zyn nicotine pouches are still America's number one choice for smoke free hands free nicotine satisfaction. And you can choose between 10 varieties. Each variety available in either 3 or 6 milligrams. Check out zen.com find to find Zen at a store near you. Warning, this product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical.

[Bert]

Okay, only 10 more presents to wrap. You're almost at the finish line. But first.

[Caller/Guest]

There, the last one.

[Bert]

Enjoy a Coca Cola for a pause that refreshes.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

The bird show. I want to break out the voice disguiser for this one. And this is gonna be one of those questions that we ask that I don't think. Although I didn't think we'd get any calls this morning either.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Yeah, careful what you say.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

This is almost like a source of pride for us now where we're at the point where we can throw just about any question at you guys. And we know somebody, generally listening is going to call up and say that crazy thing you were just talking about. You're not going to believe it, but I totally feel you on that. You'll call up, right? I think I got one this morning that we won't get any calls on.

[Bert]

Okay.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

And we take a great sense of pride in knowing if nobody calls, then we've done our job.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

I'm willing. Without even knowing what you're going to say.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

We talked about it this morning.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Okay. Before I knew what you were going to say. I'll still finish my sentence. I bet. Not only do we get one call, but I bet every phone line ends up on hold.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

I would doubt it because that's just.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

The way it goes. Like every random nonsense, anything we end up with, we'll get one call and then we'll go, oh, there it is. There's the one person. Then next thing you know, every light is on.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

It's like everybody else is waiting for the acceptance of one person to break through the barrier.

[Bert]

I didn't say anything till somebody else's.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Well, I will defer back to Jen Hobby because this is based out of her entertainment Buzz. And Danny DeVito, his appearance on the View yesterday, he was hammered, he was.

[Bert]

Drunk, and he admitted to partying with George Clooney the night before, and that he had stumbled into his appearance on the View to promote that movie. And I don't have it in front of me. I can't remember the name of the movie.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Deck the Halls.

[Bert]

Deck the Halls, I think it is. Yeah. And so he was drunk on the View and he was doing some President Bush bashing, and they had to bleep him out a whole bunch. And he basically, like, sort of ended up almost throwing up. He laid down Rosie O' Donnell's lap and made Barbara Walters mad. And Rosie ODonnell had a blast with it.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

So at one point last night, when he's out hanging out with Clooney and they're doing shots, he realizes, look, I got to be on the View in a couple hours. And for him, that's work. I mean, he's working. He has to promote his movie that is coming up. So that is a work day for Danny DeVito, right? He's hammered. So he's got to go on the View drunk. And this is him kind of like, you can't really hear him slurring or anything like that in this clip, but he's just goofy enough to where when, you know, he's buzz, this makes sense.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

You know, the guy.

[Caller/Guest]

You're waking up, aren't you?

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Trying to, like, you know, figure out what to do with our country and our women and men in the military.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Donald. Don, so here's where I'm going with this. This has worked for him again, he has to promote his movie.

[Bert]

Yes.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

I am wondering if there's any Burt show listener right now that is either getting ready for work or you're going into work and you're drunk right now.

[Bert]

Oh, we'll get a call. Are you kidding?

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

You are drunk. You made the conscious decision sometime last night. Like, if it was Friday morning, I would almost say, I know, we're gonna get a call. Someone's getting ready, they're buzzed, someone's coming to pick them up, or what have you and their buzz going into work. But I don't know that on a Thursday morning someone is going to call and say, yeah, I just, I made the conscious effort at 2 in the morning. I was just going for it.

[Bert]

And then you think, I mean, you assume that everybody has the same work week, too. So there's plenty of people that today may be their Friday, you know, but they're going, oh, that might be their Friday. Okay, I see what you're saying.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

404-741-1005 I've been guilty of this before. Not here But I certainly have done it before.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Radio is unique in that it's almost a rite of passage to go to some station if you're a morning person, to end up at some station event that you know, all right, I'm gonna make my appearance there from 7 to 9. Whatever.

[Bert]

It's like Nelly Nilly Christmas. Like if we went out to Nelly Nilly Christmas on a Sunday night, we.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Have every intention of bailing at nine o'. Clock.

[Caller/Guest]

Right.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Let me just have one glass of wine. I'm gonna have a drink. Okay.

[Bert]

Well, when you have to be in at 5 in the morning, it's easy. Yeah. I mean, down the hall, I, I did it when I was younger.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

And then you're only. The problem is like with a, with a regular finger quote job you've got, let's say you stay out until 1am and your job starts at 8. Like you've got seven hours in there to process that last cocktail that was in your system. And then you get to work by 8 or 8:30. Seven and a half hours.

[Bert]

So we're up. You're a little hungover, but you're.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

So you're gonna be all right.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

We are all up and working at 4:30. That's three and a half hours after the last cocktail could have been sipped.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

That harsh.

[Bert]

Let's do it on Monday after Nelly Nelly.

[Caller/Guest]

Voice disguiser, please.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

It's on.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

We will call you. Alex, you're on Q100. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Hey.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey. So I'm on the way to work and I definitely drank from 10 last night till 5 this morning. Me and a buddy that I haven't seen in a while, we went to the gas station and bought like two 18 packs. Well, we, we bought one the first time and then we had to go back and get some more.

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

Now.

[Bert]

You're not driving, are you?

[Caller/Guest]

What?

[Bert]

You're not driving, are you?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm being driven.

[Bert]

Okay, good.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Where do you work? Not where specifically, but what do you do for a living?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm an intern. I'm a college student and I interned in Atlanta.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

What kind of work do you do?

[Caller/Guest]

I do work with computers.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

As I say, I'm a podiatrist. I do. I do orthopedic surgery.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm an open heart surgeon.

[Bert]

I'm glad it's not like a daycare center or school. This is of kind. Well, I'm glad and I'm glad You're not drunk.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Right?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

I appreciate you calling. Thank you.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

All right, I would like. I wonder if we could get Governor Sonny Perdue on to declare today the day of Birchill responsibility.

[Bert]

Oh, I thought you guys went to work drunk.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

You're willing to give your kid to Hoss if you're willing to. You know, that's not involved.

[Bert]

If you want to make a good.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Impression, if you're at work drunk, what else can we do? That's just completely irresponsible.

[Bert]

Call the governor when we're behaving badly, Tattle on ourselves. Yeah.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Need the voice disguiser on this one. Good morning, Allison, you're on Q100. Hi.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Not only am I juiced, I'm stoned.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Well, there you there. You asked. How could it get more irresponsible?

[Bert]

Oh, my God.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Asking ye shall receive.

[Bert]

Are you working right now?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, I am.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Let me ask you a question about this, all right? Because I sort of feel like I know where you're coming from. Let me just guess the scenario. Let me just guess the scenario. So you're up late last night. You are hammered. Hammered. And you get up this morning, and you're still drunk. And somehow, some way, somebody talks you into that. If you light up, that's gonna sober you up.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Did you light up at home or at work?

[Caller/Guest]

I was told that the way to get over the first one was to have another.

[Bert]

So what. What occupation are you? Where.

[Caller/Guest]

Where.

[Bert]

You know, what occupation, what do you have, and what are you doing right now?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm a receptionist.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Recessionist.

[Bert]

Oh, great.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

What is a recessionist?

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

So what do you do? Like. Like, how many people do you interact with personally? Like, how many people will walk by you today?

[Caller/Guest]

Probably over a hundred. I'm a receptionist for this date, so I work for Sunny.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Oh, God.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Oh, no, no. Are you kidding me? You're in Sunny's office right now, stoned and drunk. No.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Oh, she works for the state office. What's that?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm not in his office.

[Bert]

Oh, no.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

She's a state employee.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

So this is.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Not going to help, you know, because sometimes state employees have a specific. Have a heavy reputation of being slow moving. This isn't gonna. Certainly isn't gonna help.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Is your voice kind of echoing, bro, or is that just me?

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

Gotta go.

[Caller/Guest]

My boss is coming.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

All right.

[Bert]

Random drug testing, I bet.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

I bet she is. I bet she's about to get fired.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Oh, no. Gotta go. My boss is coming.

[Bert]

I wonder if any bosses have one of those little portable breathalyzer things in their desk.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

She's getting a hair sample taken from her right now.

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

Absolutely.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Susie.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

And you know what? She's Totally not gonna process it. Cause he's gonna say, look, I'm gonna need a sample of your hair. And she's gonna look at him and go, I like your hair too.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Susie, you're on the voice disguiser.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey.

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

How are you?

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Are you. You're drunk right now?

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

I had vodka and Red Bull. My last one I had was a little before 7. 7:30.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

This can't be late.

[Bert]

Yeah. Are you at work right now?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Bert]

What do you do for a living?

[Caller/Guest]

Legal aid. Attorney's office.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

This can't. You can't be serious.

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

Yeah. This is the first time I've ever done this before. I have had a friend I hadn't.

[Caller/Guest]

Seen in a long time.

[Knox]

Hold on.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Hey, Susie, do you need to be on the voice disguiser?

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

No.

[Caller/Guest]

I guess so.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Susie, did you. Did you say what you did for a living? I'm sorry, I missed legal aid.

[Bert]

Legal aid.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

An attorney's office.

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

What kind of law are we talking about being practiced around you today?

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

It's a criminal. I'm currently in the office.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Oh, my God. So you are working. You are working on either prosecuting somebody or defending somebody today?

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

I'm not sure what I'm doing. My God.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Hey, Susie, what is like. Cause right now you have some sort of project on your desk.

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

What project are you attempting to tackle as we speak.

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

There?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a.

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

It's a case against the spouse abuse case.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Yeah. And what are you trying to do with it right now?

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

I'm typing.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm typing up some paperwork.

[Bert]

She's typing.

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

It's when we have, like, you know, standard forms. It's kind of fill in the blank.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

I feel like I'm living in a vortex. At what point did you say that you took that last drink?

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

About seven, maybe 7:30.

[Bert]

A couple. Not even two hours ago.

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

So right before you went to work?

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

Well, I was gonna just drink a.

[Caller/Guest]

Red Bull, but after drinking them all.

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

Night with Lack, this didn't taste good. So my friend Jules, she went ahead and added in some vodka.

[Bert]

So she's handling legal documents this morning.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Right.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

How can nobody in the office know that you're hammered?

[Caller/Guest]

We have two other girls, but we're really close. And the attorneys that I work for, they're out.

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

They've out of the office until after lunch. So I'm hoping by the time they come in that office, you'll be asleep.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

We have got to go.

[Bert]

What is wrong today?

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Hopefully that by the time my boss comes in, I'll be comfortably curled up underneath the desk so sound asleep.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

I can't tell if everything's aligned all right today or everything's aligned all wrong today.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

She needs to go home. She needs to get that friend who drove her in to turn around and drive her home at lunch. She's gonna start.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

She's never gonna make it to lunch.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

She's gonna be hungover by one in the afternoon.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

The bird show.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Oh, hey. Welcome to gift wrapping.

[Knox]

Whoa.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

So is Saldana.

[Bert]

Hey, can you wrap these, please?

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Wow.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

IPhone 17s.

[Bert]

You splurged at T Mobile. You can get four iPhone on them. The new center stage front camera is amazing for group selfies. It's the perfect gift for everyone.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

I'm the worst. I only got my mom a robe.

[Bert]

Well, it's better than socks.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

So I have to trade in my old phone, right?

[Bert]

No AT T Mobile. There's no trade ins needed when you switch. Keep your old phone or give it as a gift.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Incredible.

[Bert]

In fact, wrap up my old phone too for my Aunt Rosa. Forget that. Aunt Liz will be jealous.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Sounds like my family drama.

[Bert]

Oh, I got it. I'll give it to my abuela. I'll take reindeer paper with. Hey, where are you going?

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

To T Mobile.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

The holidays are better.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

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[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

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[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

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[Knox]

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[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

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[Knox]

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[Bert]

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[Knox]

Hi, this is Knox from the podcast with Knox and Jamie. And maybe like us at the podcast you also know people who have been smokers or vapers. And Zen is the one product it seems like everyone is talking about because there are many good reasons to make a change to Zen nicotine pouches. Reasons like Zen nicotine pouches are still America's number one choice for smoke free hands free nicotine satisfaction. And you can choose between 10 varieties, each variety available in either 3 or 6 milligrams. Check out zyn.com find to find Zen at a store near you. Warning. This product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

We call this the Burt show's tough love advice. We ask guys only to be part of this. 404-741-1005. Why guys only, Jeff?

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Well, sometimes women can't really give the bare bones stripped down hardcore advice, especially to other women because those annoying feelings get in the way. So what will happen is you'll have a woman will call up with a question like the one that Bert was talking about earlier. She thinks her boyfriend's cheating on her. And girls will be like, well, you know, maybe it's not. Maybe he's not. Like, you're always looking for that glimmer of hope, that pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, the ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. You're always like, well, maybe he's not. He is or he isn't. And guys will, you know what? It's going to. It's going to hurt your feelings. It's going to be hard, but maybe he's just not that into you. And guys are going to cut right through that. No ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. If he's cheating on you, we're going to call it. If he's, you know, if he's a crappy guy, we're going to call it. If your friend has screwed you over, we're going to call it and just leave it at that.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

We're a wily bunch, guys, and you don't have the, the, you don't have the playbook. But since we write it every single day, we can tell you guys what's really going on in your relationship if you give us all the facts. Good morning, Wendy. You were on Q100. How are you today?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm doing great. How are you doing, guys?

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

We're doing okay. Just trying to get the voice disguiser a little bit adjusted for you. Nobody can recognize your voice, that's for sure.

[Caller/Guest]

Thank you.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

All right, so give us some details about what's going on with your boyfriend. We got hoss in here now. Also, we're going to ask the guys that listen to the show to call up once they hear the details and give you real, solid, solid, solid advice.

[Caller/Guest]

I definitely want to know. I'm just, I'm kind of like Getting completely crazy with this whole thing. I don't know. And you're right. I haven't talked to my girlfriends about it. And it's. It's gotten really. I just want to know if I'm being, like, paranoid or I'm being naive about this whole situation, but.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Hey, Wendy, hold on one sec. We're just trying to get the voice disguiser adjusted here. Somebody jacked with it over the weekend.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Okay, go ahead. Start to tell us your story. And we're just gonna make the adjustments as you go along.

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

I've been going out with a really great guy for almost. Almost two years, about a year and a half. And he's really great. There's just a couple odd things that definitely send up, like, some red flags. And I just wanted to. I don't want to overreact because I don't want to mess up something that's really great. I want to accuse them of anything, but just, like, some little weird stuff. I haven't caught him in any of the, you know, classic, like, lies or no, you know, phone numbers from women or weird phone calls or anything, but there's just a couple little strange things that I just. I don't know. I just don't know if I'm being crazy or not.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Okay, give us some of these little red flags.

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

Okay, here it is. Well, one weird thing. I don't know if it's even weird, but it's weird for me is he text messages all text all the time, and then he deletes them. Like, my phone service is awful, so I'm always borrowing his phone, you know, and checking out. Well, I don't know if I'm not really checking out stuff, but I have noticed that he does delete every message he ever gets or anything like that.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Does he delete them as he responds to them, or does he let them, like, pile up a little bit and then just delete them all?

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

No, I. Of course, I've never asked him about it, but no, they're. They're gone. They're. I mean, like, almost any time, like, the regular phone would just kind of delete them as they naturally happen. No, they're absolutely gone. And I know he's, you know, text messaging all the time, so.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

And you know this because I had.

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

Borrowed his phone and, you know, I don't know. All right, well, I looked. I mean, this. This kind of goes with some of the other things, so let me just let you know. I mean, I don't want to. I feel like I'm Snooping around. But it's just something I've noticed.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Okay, all right, give us some of the others.

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

The other thing is I am a completely trusting person. And he does go out a lot with his guy friends, which I think is really healthy. And I love it because I have a lot of girlfriends and I love going out with them too. And he has a regular Tuesday night. They play cards and have fun and go out and you know, whatever. I think it's great. But there sometimes it can be to like you know, midnight, one in the morning, that kind of thing. And I have a couple girlfriends who just think that's a little weird. But I have no problem with it. Except I would think in the last. He has changed a position at the work he's had since he's gone out. He has kind of brought his own clothes. You know, he's brought his clothes so that he could go directly to work, so he could shower there because they have a gym and everything. And he'd get ready and go to work, work just from when he's gone out. And it is a little weird, but when he goes out to one of his friends house, it is closer to where he works. So it's not that unusual. But it's kind of compounded because of these other sort of things.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Do you know what kind of clothes he's bringing? Like is it something that he would wear out if he was going out with you to like a nicer dinner or is it just like jeans and a polo shirt?

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

It seems like stuff he would wear to work. I mean. Cause sometimes I'll see him after work and I mean, I don't know, it looks like he's just going to work after he goes out.

[Bert]

So he goes out with his friends and then tells you he's gonna spend the night at his buddy's house, change for work and then go to work the next day?

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

Yeah, or else he can just work.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Closes oh, so he. I thought he was changing after work.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

And then other way around. So he's going out?

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Oh yeah, he's doing someone else now.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

This is like in the middle of the week, right? So he's out to 2, 3 in the morning.

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

Crashing Usually a Tuesday night.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Tuesday night.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Adult guys don't have sleepovers.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Wait, now this is something important here. Is this every Tuesday night or does this happen like a lot during the week?

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

Every Tuesday night he has a night, a guy's night out. Usually, okay, we have something like it's our anniversary or something, you know, that kind of a thing.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

All right, so we've got staying out, he's got clothes. He's doing a sleepover at his dude's house. You got the deleted text messages. What else you have?

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

Well, the only thing really kind of weird is this weekend where he Visiting relatives, like his supposed cousins. I shouldn't even be saying this, but his cousins who I've never met, and be honest with you, I've never even heard of him talking about. But now he has, like, you know, these cousins who live in South Georgia, and he's gonna go visit them, and that is fine. He's just not one of those, like, he is a good family person, like, on holidays, but he usually, like. It just doesn't seem like a time like, I'm gonna go visit my cousins for some odd reason.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Have you met other relatives?

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

Oh, yeah.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

You've met them.

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

Great. And they love me, and I love them. And that's the thing is I just don't want to overreact, mess something up. And, you know, the minute you accuse somebody or even ask, it just, I think, puts just something into the relationship where then there's questioning and. And I don't know. I kind of feel like you should trust somebody until they do something that messes up with that trust. But it's not like I've caught him in lies.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Hold on a second. Have you. Have you called him over the last couple of days while he was in South Georgia? Has he picked up the phone, been available?

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

Actually, he's going this weekend.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Oh, he's going this weekend?

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Coming weekend, just for a spontaneous weekend with the cousins.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

And why aren't you going with him?

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

That's a good question. I don't know. I mentioned that, you know, I definitely could get away. I work a lot at home, and I could definitely get away, but he was like, oh, no, I never see him. And, you know, I just think it's good, you know, we'll see him at Christmas, blah, blah, you know.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Hold on a sec. Hoss is already laughing at you. What do you got?

[Caller/Guest]

Hoss?

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

He's cheating on you.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

You think so?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

I mean, dude, when you said the. The text message thing, I could kind of understand that guy might just, you know, it's kind of like, you know, emails. You want to delete them, you want to keep your. Your, you know, little text message box clean. I understand that. But then you say that. That he's talking about cousins that you've never met before that he's never talked about before. If that was. If it Was that close of family, he would have already mentioned them. He would already seen him. You'd already been introduced to him. So now he's gonna go see people that you never even seen or talked to, don't even know exist. Now he's staying the night.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Just like Jeff said, no guys have adult guy sleepovers. That's just no guys. Now, in defense of some guys, I'm sure there are situations where guys go out to a buddy's house and they end up getting so, you know, hammered that they just crash on the couch. Yeah, but that's not premeditated, right? That's not bring a change of clothes. And that's not like on a Tuesday night when you gotta work the next day. Like, that's like, you know, Friday night we started playing cards and then, you know, drinking. And then next thing you know, it's 1:30 in the morning and they're ordering pizzas and then it's 2:30. It's like, you know what? I'm just gonna sleep here. I'll drive home tomorrow. And he rolls in the next day, obviously wearing the clothes he slept in, stinking like the pizza and beer that they drank the night before. And that'll happen. I mean, occasionally.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Occasionally.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

It's not gonna happen every Tuesday where he brings us. Brings his work clothes in.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Wendy, how old the guy is this dude?

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

He's 31.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

31. Okay, hold on one second for me.

[Bert]

Now, we did not know that Jeff had brothers, stepbrothers until like three years into the relationship. So I just want to point that out.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

That's true.

[Bert]

Three years into our relationship with you, we found out it was kind of the same with Bert too.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

What's that?

[Bert]

I said, we didn't know that you had Hayden brother. No son until yesterday.

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[Bert]

That you have half brothers, right? Yeah, I don't have brothers.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

And they're. But we're not dating. Like, I think there's a difference.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

I think the point that they're making here is that guys just don't readily share their relationships with other relatives.

[Bert]

Yeah, I'm not making an excuse for him. I just feel like I need to.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Point that out if he's making up cousins. Like, it's not like, I think there's a significant difference between dating and co workers. Like, you guys didn't know about my half brother or Bert's half brother because it never comes up in conversation. But if you're dating, if we were dating and all of a sudden I said, oh, yeah, I'm going up to North Carolina to visit my half brother. You should be pretty damn suspicious.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

The voice disgu or doesn't have to be on. All right, so we're only getting guys advice here. 404-741-1005. Tony, what do you think?

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, I think this is real easy. Is this one of the situations where she can call anytime she wants and she calls him up on Tuesday night and hears music in the background, the guy's laughing, playing pool things? Or is this one of those, oh, well, baby, I don't think you should call me on Tuesday nights and disturb me? And so then the west. I think it'd be easy to call and find out what's going on.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Or is the phone off? I think that's hugely telling if the phone is off or, you know, going. You can always tell when a cell phone's off because it goes, right. It doesn't even ring before it goes to voicemail.

[Caller/Guest]

Voice disguiser, please.

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

I've been able to get in touch with him. That's what one of the weirdest things is. No, I can. Or sometimes one of his friends pick up. So I know that. I mean, I don't call him every Tuesday because I'm gonna be some kind of a, you know, a crazy girlfriend. But, you know, I have called Moze to, like, have to make plans for stuff, but I'm not gonna, like, check up on him or anything. It just sounds so weird when you.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Have called him, though, on those Tuesdays.

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

He is other guys, you know, I mean, I'm friends with some of those guys, too. And that's the other thing. I really think they would tell me if something was going on.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

I'm sure they would.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

I don't know. I don't know. Guys protect each other pretty well, so I wouldn't count on them.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

You know what guys say, hoes before bros.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

I'm just saying if he's. I think what you're hearing here is if there's some accessibility there. If you call up and he's out with the guys, then you can take some comfort in that fact.

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

I definitely can. The only thing, it's. I guess it's compounded with this other stuff, you know, like, I wonder, like, is he. Is he seeing her? You know, if there was somebody afterwards or something like that?

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Most guys are saying there's nothing to be scared about here. Don't really. Yeah, most are saying that. Don't worry about it. Good morning, chad. You're on Q100. What's going on?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I was say That I really don't think it's an affair.

[Bert]

Why? I mean, I. I mean, what. What do you think it is? Just. She's just being. Thinking. Yeah. Monday after Thanksgiving. What I'm trying to say is, why do you think that he's taking the clothes over? Do you think that the premeditated spend the night is normal?

[Caller/Guest]

I do it on occasion.

[Bert]

Okay.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

I'd say I'm with Chad. I don't think he's screwing around yet. Or at least I'd say you still have to give him the benefit of the doubt. It is.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

It is changed a little bit when she said that his buddies would answer the phone. Or, like, if she calls over there. Like, the fact that there is a group of guys around, that helps, but still, like the cut. Like, if it was just that. If the only thing she called up with was that I would start out by saying he's cheating, and then when the buddies answered the phone, it would be gone. But the random cousin visiting and the text messages, I also think I'm like csi, man. I look at all over the place. I'm pulling hair follicles off the car seat. I'm putting the whole thing together.

[Bert]

Well, the text message thing, at think what Bert asked is so important? She didn't have the answer because text message memory in your phone is not unlimited. So I delete all the incoming and outgoing text messages every so often, but.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Not as they come in, but not.

[Bert]

As they come in or out. So, I mean, there's one moment you could be looking through my cell phone and there's nothing. And then others, there's 48, you know, messages, you know, in my box.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

You know, the thing that the one detail I still need, The one detail we need is the. Is the distance between work and his house. Like, how far is it from work for him?

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

If it's like rush, it could take, like, probably like a little over an hour. You know, when he's at his friend, especially if it's got Jim, if he's still over his house, it's more like 10 minutes. So it is a lot easier for him to go to work. I understand that. I really didn't have a problem with it until I started talking to some of my friends about it. And then it was like, well, you're just being crazy and why aren't you calling him on it and everything? And my main thing is just not messing up something that's really good because he's a good guy and I just don't want to mess it up.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Has he ever cheated on you before?

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

Oh, no.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Never done anything? Never given you any indication at all anything's up?

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

No, not at all.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

I still think you got to give the benefit of the doubt.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Yeah. Now that there's a commute issue where it's an hour if he goes home, but only 10 minutes. Damn it. Yeah, that's what.

[Knox]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Now that she said that. You should have told us that in the beginning. I wouldn't have felt so dumb by saying this.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

I think you're okay at this point.

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

I just. I need some help from you guys and I really appreciate it. I really feel good about it. And definitely. I don't know, I think that's the way to go.

[Caller/Guest]

It's just.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

You know what? Keep looking, though. You'll find some reason to hate.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Keep digging and digging and digging. Screw it up, girl. Screw it up somehow.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Yep.

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

It.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

See you later.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

That would be great.

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

Thank you.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

I would start checking his email. If you could somehow get one of those spy bot things or something up on his computer and you could check his email, that would help your relationship. I think just to solidify the Nothing.

[Bert]

What if she just followed him this weekend a couple car lengths behind all the way to. You know what?

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Here's what you need to do is go over to his buddy's house Tuesday night for the big sleepover.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

That'll go over well for the big.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Poker night slash slumber party.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

I love how she says. The last thing she says is, hey, you guys did great. Thanks so much. Which means, hey, you guys said exactly what I wanted to hear. Thank you. The bird show.

[Knox]

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[Bert]

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[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

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[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

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[Bert]

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[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

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[Bert]

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[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

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[Bert]

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[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

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[Bert]

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[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

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[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Those of you that weren't listening. A couple of days ago, Amber called us up. And I know your first thought is probably, well, she shouldn't have been in his briefcase in the first place. Well, not the case. Good morning, Amber.

[Caller/Guest]

My husband and I, our anniversary was last Wednesday. And I decided that I was gonna put his card and present in the outside of his briefcase. I wasn't going in his briefcase, but there's two pockets on the outside that zip. And I was gonna put it in one of the pockets so that when he got to work, he would find it and it would be. It wouldn't be just handing over a press. And I went to put it in there and I started pushing, try to push it down into the pocket. It wouldn't go in the pocket. And I was like, you know, dadgum, I thought he had a bunch of paper crumpled up in there. And I was like, I'm gonna have to make room. So I was pushing everything to the front and I was like, oh, that feels like pictures. I made the stupid mistake of pulling them out because I would rather have not known. But I made the stupid mistake of pulling them out. And there were five pictures. Four of them were pictures of his, the girl, the lady that he was married, not married to, engaged to, before he got engaged to Me, before we met, there were pictures of her and they were pictures of her with nothing on in different arenas with nothing on. The last picture is very graphic and I can't, I cannot, I'm not. I can't describe it.

[Bert]

Just one question. That was the last picture. Did it involve her and him, her.

[Caller/Guest]

And him and a picture taken and all you can see is her belly and his head.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

So we debated it a little bit and there wasn't any real scenario we could draw up to where it would be legitimate for him to have these pictures in the briefcase if this happened such a long time ago. I mean, I think we were trying.

[Bert]

Yeah. I mean, we talked about how if he found him and was bragging to his buddies and was taking him to work or something, he found maybe at work and was going to show somebody, but still why. Or maybe he found him and was going to go throw them out and then forgot.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Right.

[Bert]

Didn't we bring that up? And she said, oh, that's what he'll tell me.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, that's what he'll say.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Hey, Amber. Hey, Amber, let me introduce you to Sandra from Mate Check. She's our private investigator. She does a great job for us.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, Sandra. Hi, Amber. How you doing? Good.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Hey, Amber, will you tell Sandra the other pieces of this puzzle too? Because there were some kind of like weird facts about him and some pictures and videos and like, I don't know, just some. Some other weirdness.

[Caller/Guest]

Sure. One time before, he had been watching a movie and it was after I had gone to bed. It wasn't. It wasn't, you know, like an X ray movie or anything. It was just one he rented from the video store. And I, that time, was driving his car and when I. His briefcase spelled out, it really did. And I went and stuffed everything back in. And then my hand hit the pictures and I looked at them and they were these pictures of this young girl, totally nude. Like one was walking toward him, but there was a greenish glow to them. So I asked him about those and he said, oh, it was taken from this movie. And he actually went and got the movie, you know, and showed me that he took those pictures off of that movie with his digital camera for his friend Dave, who has a divorce, who's going through a divorce and hasn't seen, you know, a girl or whatever in a while. So then last week, I was our anniversary. I was seeing an anniversary gift and a card in the outer pocket of his briefcase. Because I don't go into his briefcase. It's just. You just don't do that. And the card wouldn't go all the way down. So I was trying to, you know, push the card down and move whatever was in the way outside. And I just pulled it out. And when I pulled it out, it was four pictures of his previous fiance completely naked and one picture of him with her completely. Well, I was going to say that most times this happens, that, like, the husband will meet his, you know, ex, and she will give him pictures, you know, like, remember this? Remember what we did? You know, hold on. Something like that. But with these other pictures and things coming up, I mean, you know, is this your husband? Yes, it is. You know, I couldn't say for sure, but over 12 years experience, I've seen everything. And sometimes in when this happens, you know, they just have a problem. They are with prostitutes, different girls. He might even have different cell phones for each girl that he's talking with.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Maybe.

[Caller/Guest]

That certainly may be the case. One of the things I found really, really strange was that we were married three years, and last two years, I'm disabled. I have a real bad heart problem. And the last two years he's helped buy Christmas for my girls because I only get, like, I get $101 a month from disability, along with my Medicare. And he's helped, you know, buy gifts for my girls. But this year he's like, I'm not buying any gifts for your kids. You know, I'm just not going to do it. And he spent thousand dollars on his kids. And then I had. I was just. All I was getting was my kid was two pair of pajamas. It was like $7 short. He was like, I'm not gonna give it to you.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Well, I mean, he's certainly showing you some character issues right off the bat. You're not exactly building a great case for the guy, that's for sure.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, when you see pictures of the ex and then you see him treating you poorly, especially the children, and now things have changed in the, in your house and the way things have usually worked. You know something? I'm. It sounds to me like something's up. And, you know, he wouldn't be carrying pictures anyways. I don't care if it was a long time ago. You don't carry nude pictures of other women in your briefcase. And just so the guys can all boo and hum at me. I don't think there's any problem when you're married going through a briefcase with a guy going through a purse, because if you don't, you shouldn't have anything to hide. You know, go through my purse, my lipstick and powder and and so forth, you know, you shouldn't have to worry or have to not have somebody go through something to find a number or find nude pictures. That's absurd, you know.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Well, it's probably a debate for another time, but I think there is something, I mean, there, I think there is something to be said for some personal freedom within your relationship.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, personal freedom. But I mean, if someone needs to go through your briefcase, get something out, I mean, you know, if you're doing the right thing, it should be no big deal. There's nothing should be personal in there that your significant other couldn't see, you know.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Sure. But if you're specifically going around into a briefcase because you have a hunch something is going on, chances are pretty good you got one foot out the door anyway.

[Caller/Guest]

Right. And if you're, if you have a hunch, I'd rip that briefcase open and I'd see if that hunch was true.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Yeah, well, she wants to follow this hunch. Sandra, what we had suggested is calling you up and seeing if you could hire somebody here in Atlanta that could put a tail on him just so she has concrete, absolute proof that these pictures were taken recently and he is indeed having an affair.

[Caller/Guest]

Right. Yeah, I can do that. Definitely. Okay. I think it's, you know, I think it's already there, but you might want to know who. But it sounds like it's probably going to be different.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Is this pretty typical for you, Sandra? Like, I mean, it's certain, like all this evidence certainly seems obvious, but the woman needs 100% concrete proof.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, absolutely. You're not gonna give up your marriage just because things seem the way they are. Absolutely. I mean, I wouldn't, I would definitely. Especially since they have children together and, you know, history together. Want to make, you know. Sure. Before, you know, she boots them out. Absolutely. I wouldn't do it on intuition or that things landed up there or that he's lying. You can't ruin a relationship with just that. Well, we don't have any children together. He has a 22 year old that lives in Savannah and he's got a. Almost 20 year old lives with us. But your kids are with you two. My kids? Yeah. I've got a 16 and a 19 year old. Even if it was just you two, you can't give up anything just on things that don't look right. You need pray.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

I think we'd all be surprised in a couple of weeks if we check in with each other and you've done the tail, if you come back and say, nope, he's not doing anything wrong, that would be, I think, probably far more shocking to us.

[Caller/Guest]

You know, just to let you know, around the holidays sometimes that does happen because, you know, if he is seeing other women or a. Another one woman or if he's seen prostitutes or whatever, you have to remember everybody out there has family members or has friends or has somebody that they're going to go and visit at this time of the year. So this time of year usually seems a little bit harder because he's probably going to try to spend more time home with you even though he's being cheap about the money.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

But do you know, Sandra, the holiday tipping procedures for prostitutes? Because I know like your mailman's like 20 bucks. So what do you give your whore?

[Caller/Guest]

What are you going for? Well, I can't say it over the really. Over the what? No, I can't say it, you know, over the phone, but they really don't want money, they want something else. But that's a different conversation.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Right. When you, when you put a tail on somebody, how long does it normally take for you to get the pictures or the facts that you want in order to present a case?

[Caller/Guest]

You know, that's completely up to the subject that I'm following. You know, when, if I can, as soon as I can get a tail on him and if he does anything and how soon he does something and when he does something and that's how quick, you know, each person's individual. And of course nobody knows. Right. We wouldn't have to go on home. He has a very set schedule. He gets up by 9 o' clock in the morning. He doesn't work. He's not working at all this month. He is a physician, that's all I'm going to say. And he's taking the whole month off and he gets up at 9, he goes to the gym, he says, and the LA Fitness out at Sugarloaf and stays there for three hours.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

He's in good shape.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. Can you tell that he's working out? Because a lot of guys will think I've been at the gym three hours, four hours, and you don't see a change at all. And there's nothing. Do you see any change in him? No.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Yeah, he's at the gym for three hours. He needs to come back like after a week looking like Usher.

[Caller/Guest]

Right? Exactly three hours.

[Bert]

Every day.

[Caller/Guest]

Every day.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Wow. Yeah, he must be in great shape.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Maybe he's just spending Saturday.

[Caller/Guest]

Sometimes Saturdays he doesn't Maybe he just.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Spent a lot of time in that steam room. Like the eucalyptus smell.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Well, let's do this. Let's cover a lot of this off the birthday.

[Caller/Guest]

I spent a lot of time in the women's shower.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

I hope not, but why don't we get you guys together off the air?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, you know what I just need her to do is email me all the information on them and her information. I can do that.

[Bert]

Sandra, one last quick question for you is with these, his photos, like, because it's been a photo thing in the past and it's a photo thing now, like, what does that say? What does that say to you, the photos?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I think he's either seen different women or has some kind of. I mean, I don't know. I would probably even check his computer for, you know, maybe he's doing more. Maybe he's chatting or pornography or, you know, I don't know. Just usually when you see somebody taking pictures, digital camera off of a TV of pictures, girls, I mean, that's a little, that's a little far fetched. I mean, I'm sure if you wanted to send those pictures to his brother, he could find pictures elsewhere of women online. That could be easier just zipped over to him than getting out the digital camera and get the digital camera, you know, was kind of far fetched. Well, and then this whole, with this whole thing with Christmas and him not, you know, well, on Christmas he's probably spending his money elsewhere and that's why he just, you know, it's so mean and said it's so abrupt because usually when they are seeing other women or prostitution or whatever he's doing, it costs money.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Let's cover a lot of this stuff off the air with Amber. Okay, Sandra?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

And we're gonna have her shoot you an email. And I also want to let anybody else know that of course you can be hired here in Atlanta and I want to kind of direct them to your website also. So why don't you go ahead and do that?

[Caller/Guest]

Okay. My website is matecheckpi.com and there you also on the, on the front page, the homepage, find my email. And my email is Matecheck and you can email me with any questions you may have.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Okay. And we're gonna have Amber email you later on today so you can start working on her case for us also. Okay, great.

[Caller/Guest]

And don't forget, Amber, your personal information as well. So I contact you and we'll pass.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

It on to her.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay. Okay, thanks, Alanda.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Thank you. Bye. Bye.

[Caller/Guest]

All right.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

All right. Since the season two get busted. So if you want to help, if you need Sandra's information. Information, just go ahead. Allthehits q100.com and we have a link right on over to her website. Hey, the Birch Show. We are getting into that period now, the time of year where you're going to all these holiday parties and especially your work holiday party. You got to be so careful.

[Bert]

Oh, yeah. I mean, because there's this misconception that you go to your holiday party for work and that it's a comfortable environment, that you all are friends, that there's no repercussions for anything. And then usually the danger is the slippery slope is you go to the holiday party and you really don't want to go. But, you know, you need to. You need to make an appearance. So you start drinking just to be more comfortable at the holiday party, then you keep drinking, and then you get comfortable, and then you do something stupid.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

And the thing is, it lasts when if you're branded like that, you're branded like that for. Until somebody else does something. And I think that the premier example is Crash, who didn't exactly mind it, but he. Because it only had, like, maybe two years into the show or whatever. Jessica.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Hey, David. Hold on one sec.

[Caller/Guest]

Yep.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Threw that party for me where Crash told our general manager's wife that she had a great ass and then. And then left. Took his pants off before he left.

[Bert]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

And people who were at that, who don't work, who didn't know Crash personally, but were at that party forever, he is the guy who took his pants off when he left the party.

[Bert]

Yeah. They knew him intimately by the end of the night.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Right?

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

You guys, let this. If you go into these holiday parties, let the following stories totally freak you out so you don't get your drink on so badly. Because I am assuming the phone lines that are lit up right now have to do with alcohol and drinking too much at the holiday party.

[Bert]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

So 404741 1005. If you are absolutely sure the reason why a fellow employee has gotten the boot because of something that happened at the holiday party, give us a call right now. Hey, David. Hey, what's up, man? How are you?

[Caller/Guest]

Good. I got a perfect situation. We had a holiday party at the Phillips arena during a hockey game. There was a guy that just moved from New York that was brand new with the company. He was probably with us for three weeks, and this guy was just pounding drinks. And you think he'd be A little more, you know, careful being with the company so short of time. And he got so drunk. He was dropping F bombs all night. Oh, no. And just kept. You know when you're, like, really drunk and you keep repeating the same thing over and over again. Well, his thing was top of the morning to you and annoying everybody. And sure enough, the next day he got canned.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Is that right? They were just looking for a reason.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. And he. I'm telling you, he just moved to New York for this company. And he was here no longer than three weeks. So I don't know, you know, what he did after that, but hello and goodbye, I guess.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

You know, this article kind of gives you guys suggestions on exactly what to do. And one of them says, like, the mentality going into it has to be more of a meeting than it is a party. Like, when you go in there, this is still part of, like, work.

[Bert]

Yes.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

You just can't see it as, like, a place to let your hair down and hang.

[Bert]

Right.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

You got to look at as like a meeting. Good morning. Tish, you're on Q100. Hi.

[Caller/Guest]

Hi.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Hey.

[Caller/Guest (e.g., Susie or Wendy)]

I was just calling to tell.

[Caller/Guest]

You guys, if you have a cold, do not go to your holiday party.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

If you have a what?

[Bert]

A cold.

[Caller/Guest]

If you have a cold.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Okay, how come?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, my boyfriend and I went to his company holiday party. This was about three years ago, and he had a cold. So we stopped and got him some cold medicine. And I decided that it was probably not a good idea for him to be drinking, but he did that anyway. He has a thing for Jack Daniels, but he was drinking beer. I didn't know that one of his co workers had been feeding him Jack Daniels on the side. A couple hours into it, things are getting a little out of control and he's having to be held down. Long story short, he bit somebody on the arm. And this happens to be the nephew of somebody that was pretty high up in the company. So they decided that the next day when he went into work that he was probably no longer going to work there. The guy was complaining, said that he needed to go to the hospital. He didn't know where his mouth had been. So he ended up getting suspended for a week without pay and they transferred him to another location one night.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Like that man.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

And from now on, your boyfriend is going to be known as the guy who bit so and so's nephew all the time.

[Caller/Guest]

I wasn't working for the company at the time. I had and I went back and they still talk about it now.

[Bert]

Yeah, you can't that guy, the biter?

[Caller/Guest]

He'll never live it down.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Like, his description will be vague. Yeah, you know, Remember the guy with the glasses and the dark hair? No, not really. The guy that bit Bill at the company party.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

There's the girl at our radio station Christmas party when I was in Arizona who climbed up on the banquet table and licked the ice sculpture.

[Knox]

Nice.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

And she is forever. Like, that's how she's described. Exactly as Bert just did.

[Bert]

It's so easy.

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

Do you remember when we worked with Theresa? She had brown hair. She dated Mark for a while. She sold for krq.

[Caller/Guest]

Remember?

[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

She got, like, pregnant and then she had twins. She licked the ice sculpture. Yes, I know.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

Of course I remember. Teresa. Two other really good pieces of advice is to get there early. Because the best time to chat with executives is in the beginning of the night before you start to get your. Your buzz on. They're going to be there early. You can get there early also. And it also says it's the worst place in the world to actually talk shop because once you start to get your buzz on, all of a sudden you think your ideas are better than everybody else's and that's where it starts to fall.

[Bert]

But then we talk about employees. It's also embarrassing when the boss is the one that gets drunk. Yes. Like that's not a good idea for managers to even drink at all because there's such a loss of respect for a boss that gets drunk at the Christmas party.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

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[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

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[Bert]

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[Bert]

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[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

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[Bert]

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[Caller/Guest]

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[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

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[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

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[Caller/Guest]

Like I said, this isn't a joke.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

So the knock knock was just you knocking?

[Bert]

Yeah, that's how doors work.

[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

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[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

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[Bert]

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[Host (possibly Jeff or Hoss)]

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[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

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[Bert]

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[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

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[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

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[Bert]

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[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

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[Bert]

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[Co-host (possibly Jamie)]

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