Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, December 17 [Vault]

Summary

The Bert Show (Pionaire Podcasting)

Episode: Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, December 17 [Vault]

Date: December 17, 2025

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Episode Overview

This episode serves up signature Bert Show humor and authenticity, focusing on listener drama, relationship stories, and a candid group discussion about perceptions, temptation, and trust within the show. The main highlight is a call-in update with Erin—a friend of the show who recently dated an A-list celebrity—and a playful, revealing group segment where cast members and listeners weigh in on which show member is "most likely to cheat." The tone is lively, self-deprecating, and as always, real.

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Key Segments and Discussion Points

1. Erin & The A-List Celebrity Love Story: The Final Chapter

[01:40 – 13:40]

• Recap:
  The hosts revisit Erin’s whirlwind dating saga with an unnamed A-list celebrity, providing new listeners with a two-minute recap of key moments: meeting on a film set, late-night hotel rendezvous, flirty conversations, and her decision not to escalate things physically early on.

• Live Call with Erin:
  Erin joins the show for an update:

  • She reveals there has been "no call" from the celebrity since he moved location for filming.
  • She's honest about feeling slightly disappointed but not regretful.
  • The group teases Erin about whether she wishes she’d been more forward, discussing the “bragging rights” of being on a celebrity’s list.
  • Erin stands firm: "I think I’ve made the right decision. I don’t think I want to be on that list." [08:18]
  • She clarifies she hasn’t called or chased him, despite occasionally looking at his number: "I have not called. Cross my heart." [11:42]
  • Erin jokes if nothing happens, the show can have his number for their trouble.
  • The hosts praise Erin for “playing it right” by not chasing or giving in easily.

• Notable Quotes:

  • Erin: "I just happen to make the list in the city, so I’m excited." [08:04]
  • Erin: “He’s attractive... but if he wasn’t an A-lister, I don’t think I’d be sweating it.” [11:18]
  • Bert: "If you make them troll a little bit, you make it a fight, then I think you've got them." [12:35]

Memorable Moment

• Erin reflecting on her experience and keeping a cool head, even amidst the show's playful prodding. The exchange is relatable, funny, and insightful about dating dynamics.

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2. On-Air Game: Which Bert Show Member Is Most Likely to Cheat?

[16:03 – 25:35]

• Segment Premise:
  The cast explores how their self-perceptions differ from listeners' by asking provocative questions. Today's topic: "Which morning show member would be most likely to cheat on their spouse—and why?"

• Hosts’ Self-Reflections:

  • Most cast members (playfully) nominate Crash—citing his reputation and antics.
  • Jen is also brought up due to her “good girl/bad girl” dynamic.

• Listener Call-Ins:
  Listeners contribute their takes, offering both humorous and thoughtful reasoning:

  • Sicily: Cites Bert’s family history but ultimately picks Crash. "Hands down, you know, drunken stupor, Crash more than likely." [19:49]
  • Maureen: Nominates Jen: "Because she's so pretty, and I just know that once somebody's gonna rule her, and then she's gonna be like, okay, I'm going with you. Now it's your turn." [21:08]
  • Deborah: Also votes Jen, referencing her “bad girl” vibes: “You already married a rock star.” [24:10]
  • Harrison: Picks Bert: "I wouldn't be surprised if you haven't already." [23:16]

• Hosts Respond:

  • Bert openly discusses his past and fear of infidelity due to his father's actions: "It's still the thing that scares me most about my marriage... but it's a burning question that scares the hell out of me." [20:41]
  • Jen laughs off the suggestions, affirming her loyalty but embracing her “bad girl” perception.
  • The group keeps it playful and self-deprecating throughout.

Memorable Quotes

• Bert: "Maybe that's why I don't [cheat], because I saw what it can do. I mean, my dad did this to my mom for years and years and years." [23:42]
• Jen (on being perceived as the one to cheat): "I'm like, I got the bad girl trying to come out of the good girl." [24:17]
• Crash (joking): "I'm pretty hardcore, too. When I cheat, I go all out, man." [23:49]

Notable Moment

The honest, humorous confrontation of taboos (cheating, reputation) makes for raw, compelling morning radio. The hosts’ willingness to be candid and poke fun at themselves is both disarming and endearing.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:40] Erin recap & setting up the call
• [06:42] Erin joins for live update
• [11:42] Erin on resisting the urge to reach out
• [16:03] Shift to group perception game
• [18:17] The “most likely to cheat” question drawn
• [19:49] Sicily’s call (Crash nominated as most likely)
• [20:41] Bert on his fear of infidelity
• [21:08] Maureen’s call (Jen nominated)
• [23:16] Harrison’s call (Bert nominated)
• [24:10] Deborah’s call (Jen nominated)
• [25:22] Group reflections and consensus

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Episode Tone and Style

• Language: Candid, irreverent, and conversational
• Atmosphere: Playful, supportive, occasionally introspective; ribbing and teasing are affectionate, not mean-spirited
• Standouts: Authentic talk about dating, relationships, and self-image—the Bert Show’s bread and butter

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Summary for New Listeners

• If you missed it: This episode is a prime example of The Bert Show’s charm—a mix of real-life drama (with Erin’s celebrity almost-romance), hilarious honesty about personal flaws, and delightful group dynamics. Listeners are brought right into the studio circle, sharing laughs, awkward confessions, and a frank look at the realities behind radio personas.

• Why listen?
  The cast’s chemistry and willingness to make themselves vulnerable—about both the fun and cringeworthy aspects of life—make it feel like a group hangout with friends who aren’t afraid to "go there."

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Notable Quotes (with timestamps)

• Erin: "I think I’ve made the right decision. I don’t think I want to be on that list." [08:18]
• Erin: "I just happen to make the list in the city, so I’m excited." [08:04]
• Bert: "Maybe that's why I don't, because I saw what it can do. My dad did this to my mom for years." [23:42]
• Jen: "I'm like, I got the bad girl trying to come out of the good girl." [24:17]
• Sicily (listener): "Hands down, you know, drunken stupor, Crash more than likely." [19:49]

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Conclusion:
This episode blends storytelling, audience engagement, and self-aware humor, inviting listeners to laugh, reflect, and even cringe—all in good spirits. Whether you’re invested in Erin’s love life or just love the group’s brand of messy honesty, this one's full of fun, friendship, and a little bit of therapy for all.

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Bird show I'm trying to track down Aaron right now. So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna try to buy myself two minutes here. For those of you that haven't really got caught up with what Erin is all about, she started dating a a list celebrity a couple of weeks ago. She's a good friend of mine and my wife's and we haven' we haven't told you guys who it is because we don't want to ruin it just in case it starts to go anywhere.

[E]

Right?

[C]

So here if you've missed, I mean we had what, hour long conversations with her about everything that's been going on. It's been pretty cool to listen to.

[B]

Yeah, it was like moment by moment, details of their first kiss and their nights out and where they were meeting and how they were hanging out and all that stuff.

[C]

So this is kind of a two minute recap of everything we've talked to Erin about over the last couple of weeks. And then hopefully by the time it's over, we'll have her back on.

[E]

There was a gentleman in the front seat that I recognized. Then I said, hey, what are you doing in my neighborhood? He kind of laughed and he said, oh, I'm actually here filming a movie. So I'm walking down to my car and I hear someone behind me say, aaron. So I turn around and he said, hey, you know, my name is Such and such and I am so and so's assistant. Can I get your number? We'd like to take you out for a drink later on. So I get into my car and my cell phone rings. I pick it up. He said, I wanted to give you a call because we've got break in filming and I was gonna see if you wanted to stop by the hotel. Room service comes with his food. So he's sitting there and he's like, hey, do you mind if I eat? I said, no, that's no big deal.

[C]

He's being a complete gentleman, right?

[E]

Complete gentleman. So anyway, I'm getting ready to go. I get on my shoes and everything. He kind of, as I'm getting up, he grabs onto my waist. He's like, you are so cute. He's like, you're driving me crazy just standing there. You're driving me crazy. So I'm leaving and he tells me we're gonna get done filming around 11 or 12. Can I call your cell phone with you later? You know, I said, yep, me and some girlfriends will be out. We'll meet you wherever. So we're walking down the street and my cell phone rings and I say, hello. Like I'm not expecting his call. And he's like, hey, it's me. Do you want to meet us at Such and Such? He comes in, a couple other guys come in. We're just, we're hanging out. I'm leaning over and I'm talking to him and, you know, we're trying to get a conversation going. And this girl comes up and she's got a cigarette. So she's leaning over me, she's got her cigarette in my face and she's talking to him. He could tell the cigarette was just like an inch from My face. So this girl is talking about nonsense, and he grabs her cigarette and puts it out. And he said, hey, did you meet my friend Aaron?

[C]

That's a cool move on his part.

[E]

We go to the Ritz. We're hanging out for a couple hours getting drinks, and I'm having a good time with my girlfriend. And he comes around the side where I'm at. He leans over to me, puts his hand around my waist and said, hey, let's go for a walk. People follow us out there. So we keep walking. We get to, like, a little dark corner where he can't really see us. And he's like, I've been thinking about you all day. You just. There's. You just drive me crazy. And he said, is it okay if I kiss you? So we kissed for a little while. And so Sunday, he calls me and he's like, well, I'm packing up my stuff because we're gonna move to a different venue about 40 minutes away. And I said, okay, well, you know, I'm only about 40 minutes away. If you want a quiet night, you know, I'll be around. He's like, okay, sweetie, I'll give you a call. And then that was it.

[A]

All right.

[C]

So that's where we led off with Aaron a couple of weeks ago. I just don't know how much we can say, and I don't want to mess this up for her.

[B]

I mean. No, Yeah. I think we need confirmation from Aaron first that it's over before we can give it up.

[C]

All right, let's try her. I've been. She's got five phone numbers, and this is the. This is her cell. She's in sales, you know, beeper, pager.

[D]

What does she sell, phone numbers? Oh, we can't be talking right now.

[C]

I don't think it went.

[D]

Damn it.

[A]

You know what?

[D]

The harp threw us off.

[C]

Sorry.

[D]

The wrong harp.

[C]

Yeah, it didn't work. Complete silence.

[A]

Hush now.

[B]

Silencio.

[A]

Quiet.

[C]

Hey, Aaron. Oh, hey. I'm calling you on the other line.

[B]

I was definitely not gonna go through. Now.

[C]

Are you on. Let me call you back on. On the radio, because I'm on my cell right now.

[D]

You hang up first. No, you.

[C]

Okay, bye.

[B]

Bye.

[A]

Love you.

[D]

Okay, hang up for.

[B]

Okay, bye.

[C]

Cool. She's there, but I. I had her on the cell phone, and I was calling her on the radio, and I forgot that I had called her on my cell.

[B]

I'm a. I wonder what the little noise was. And it was her going, hello?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

She's just getting out of the shower.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Something to go on. Thank you, Jeff.

[B]

Man, I hate when I have to be quiet. It is really hard to be quiet when you're not so.

[D]

Remember your teacher used to say, I want to hear a peep out of you. Somebody in the room would go peep.

[E]

Hello?

[C]

Hey.

[E]

Hey. What's going on?

[C]

How are you?

[E]

I'm good. I'm good.

[C]

We're on the radio right now.

[E]

I figured.

[C]

And I was gonna call you yesterday and see if it was cool if I called today, but two reasons why I didn't. A, I thought you might say no and.

[E]

Thank you.

[C]

Sure. And the second reason is I just forgot. But, I mean, it is dozens of emails every day from people that need closure on you and the A list celebrity. And I keep telling them, I haven't talked to you in about a week and a half or two weeks. So at this point, I'm completely in the dark to everything that's been going on.

[E]

Yeah, I mean, there hasn't been a phone call. Nothing's happening. He's still. He's in Chesapeake Bay area filming, and he's supposed to be back in D.C. i believe, later on. Later on this week.

[D]

Are you okay?

[B]

Later this week. That's good.

[C]

Well, it's so close to where she lives that it makes me think that if he. Cause you extended an invitation, right. And you said, if you're in Chesapeake and you've got nothing to do, then give me a call and I'll go there. We'll meet halfway or something.

[E]

Right, right.

[C]

And he hasn't called since?

[E]

No, I think.

[C]

I'm.

[E]

Not, like, tore up about it or anything.

[D]

Are you okay?

[B]

At least you get to kiss him, you know?

[E]

Yeah, exactly. No, I'm okay.

[D]

Only you and 970 other girls this year can say that.

[E]

That's what I'm thinking. I just happen to make the list in the city, so I'm excited.

[C]

Now, in retrospect, do you wish that you would have thrown yourself on him when you went up to the hotel room and just, like, you know, got at least had bragging rights?

[E]

Right. I mean, yeah, I guess there's a part of me that was like, maybe I should have, but. Nah, I don't know. I don't. I don't think so. And I think I've made the right decision. I don't think I want to be on that list.

[C]

See, he has total hand in this relationship right now. Complete and total hand.

[D]

He'll always have hand, because now here's.

[C]

Where he's got You. Because now you're starting to rethink. Like, maybe I just should have, you know, gotten intimate with this guy just so I could say, hey, I got bragging rights here, and he will call, or you will call him and there will be a date in D.C. and you will end up in his hotel room again. And you'll start thinking, well, chances are pretty good he's not going to call, so I might as well get it done now, right? I think it's a done deal.

[B]

Next time he calls, I think you just got to go with your gut. I mean, I think the way you handled it so far has been perfect. I mean, you guys had a wonderful kiss, which I think opens up the opportunity for him to continue to call. But if she slept with him the first time, I don't think he'd be. I don't think there'd even be the potential of him calling.

[C]

But Melissa's point is, chances are pretty good this thing's not going to go any.

[B]

Stop saying that.

[C]

That's what she says.

[B]

Well, see, because. And Aaron, you know, honey, I hope it works out, but I just think that the guys in the room are always critical of women looking ahead in a relationship, making a relationship out of nothing different. Looking ahead like it's serious. And then now they're gonna fuss because if you move too fast, I mean, like. I mean, like, I. Yeah, no, I'm. If a celebrity took me out. Yeah, I. Yeah, I'm. I'm seizing the moment because I don't want to regret in the future looking. I had the chance to do that. Don't do it. So. Yeah, I'm sorry.

[E]

I would.

[D]

Are you okay with announcing on the radio who it is yet? Are you going to keep this mystery going until you do them?

[C]

I say wait till DC Happens. If he does.

[B]

If he's coming back.

[C]

If he's coming back, then let's wait till DC Happens and see if this goes anywhere.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Because I want to give you the opportunity to have the bragging rights. You understand what I'm saying?

[E]

Right?

[D]

And by D.C. bird is referring to he does chick.

[E]

That's D.C. does chick. Nice. Yeah, I should be. I mean, just to stick up for myself. I mean, as far as, like, Melissa looking into the future or something, it wasn't like I was standing there kissing him, thinking, you know, what our kids were gonna look like or anything like that. I definitely was enjoying the moment. And if he doesn't call, it's okay. I had a good time. And honestly, I mean, he's Met, I'm sure, tons of women out here.

[C]

So again, I want to say this, that if this guy wasn't this guy and he ended up at a bar, the same bar you were at, this is not a guy that you'd be like, I need to be with him.

[E]

Yeah, no, no, I mean, he's. I think he's attractive. I think he's got like a different look that I would be, I don't know, just intrigued about, but not, I.

[B]

Don'T know, he wouldn't walk by and you wouldn't say hottie.

[E]

No, no.

[C]

Maybe he's not in the class of a Brad Pitt, but he's also not in the class of a Jack Black.

[B]

No, Right. No, he's definitely not a Jack Black.

[E]

Definitely not a Jack Black. No. I think he's attractive. I think he's very good looking. But yeah, if he wasn't an A lister, I don't think I'd be sweating it.

[C]

Have you?

[D]

You wouldn't be what?

[B]

Sweating it.

[C]

Sweating it.

[B]

I thought you said sweating it.

[C]

Now, you haven't placed any phone call at all to him over the last week and a half?

[E]

None, I promise. I cross my heart. I have not called.

[B]

But how many times have you scrolled down the list on your cell phone.

[E]

And thought, on my cell phone and saw the name? A couple of times, I'm like, oh, call me.

[C]

I think if this doesn't go anywhere, you're obligated to give us that cell phone number. We've put a lot, we've invested a lot of time in you, sister.

[E]

I know you have. I know you have. I don't care. I mean, if he never calls me, of course I'll let you unleash on him.

[D]

But when, when do you decide when? Never is. Because maybe he comes back to D.C. and then he goes back to LA, like. Well, you know what, maybe I'll just hold onto his number in case I go to LA next weekend, right?

[B]

I think so. He's coming. He's coming back to D.C. this week, he said.

[E]

I believe so. I think they're supposed to be back this like Thursday or Friday and then stay through for another week, but.

[B]

Nice. We gotta follow up and.

[D]

Oh, for sure.

[C]

See, I think this is the absolute right play because these guys can have virtually any woman when they walk in a bar. And if you make them troll a little bit, I think that, you know, you make it a fight, then I think you got them.

[B]

You play hard to get.

[C]

You play hard to get, right? So I think you're handling it well.

[E]

Good deal. Well, I don't know. I guess if he doesn't call us in the next week, I'll call him, give you guys his phone number.

[D]

I think, I think we give it up for Aaron who because we're like, hey, you know what? You're playing this right? She didn't ask for advice. She was trying to avoid Bert's phone calls. She's like, oh, dude, you'll never reach, you'll never reach me. I've got 11 phone numbers. I'm in sales.

[C]

I've got.

[D]

You'll never, you know, don't even try to call. You can't, can't find me.

[C]

Yeah, I was, I called around 7:30 to see if we can get you on and I was convinced you were looking at your phone going, I'm not going on. I'm not talking. Let's give you a call in a week, see what happens. See if he calls once he gets to D.C. okay, that sounds good.

[B]

I hope he does.

[E]

Me too.

[C]

Me too.

[E]

Me too.

[C]

All right, Eric, talk to you later.

[E]

All right, bye.

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All right, we have realized, much like you guys probably, that the way we see ourselves may or may not be different than the way you guys see us.

[B]

Very true.

[C]

And I think anybody can say that individually, but as a show, that may be very, very true. We want to test that.

[D]

We were sitting in our meeting yesterday, I don't even know how this came up, but somebody, I think somebody just threw out the question, hey, which one of us? Because we're gonna answer these questions ourselves. So somebody, I think Jen said like, hey, which one of you guys would you most. Which one of us would you most trust to watch your kids?

[C]

Right?

[D]

Like, you know, so, like, I would have to choose between Jen, Melissa and Bert, and we'll throw Crash into. Right?

[B]

So, yeah, crash is included.

[D]

Jen, Melissa, Burton, Crash. Who would I most trust to watch my kids? And we came up with a whole bunch of these questions and then decided, more fun than us answering it. Because let's reverse the question. Who would you least trust with your kids? I think probably most people would say Crash.

[C]

I don't think so. I think it would be you. I'd go with you.

[D]

So you're ruining my theory. All right, who's most likely to, you know, like, our answers will probably be universal. You know what I mean?

[B]

Because we all see, we think, right?

[A]

That's the thing.

[B]

But listen, I think that Bert's right. The perception, our perception of listeners is gonna be different than their perception.

[D]

A listener's perception might be different. They might listen to the radio and go, oh, totally trust Crash with that, kids. But Burt, no way.

[B]

Right?

[D]

So we came up with like, 20 of these questions and threw them all in an envelope. And I. How are we gonna do we just pull one today?

[C]

Yeah, just pull one, and you guys answer 404-741-1005 and answer honestly. We're not gonna be offended. Nobody's allowed to get defensive and start coming down on the listeners. Do we agree on that? Yes, because we've done this kind of stuff before, and, like, when we had Lindsey in here, she's getting all mad at the listeners and chewing them out.

[B]

Never listen to us again. Oh, gosh, no. You have to tell us. You have to tell us who would answer the question for you and then why. Like, you have to give us the reason.

[D]

I'll pull the question first so we can. This will be our official question.

[C]

Now, no doubt we'll get offensive, but you can't get defensive.

[B]

Okay? Okay.

[D]

You can be offended, but you can defend.

[C]

Right?

[B]

Got it.

[D]

So these questions all start with what morning show member died? Dot, dot, dot. So the question drawn for today is what morning show member would be most likely to cheat on their spouse?

[A]

And why.

[D]

Why is everyone looking at me? Question answered. Next one.

[C]

Now, do we want to take a stab at these first with each other?

[D]

But, see, this is one where I think it might always.

[C]

I can see the panic in your eyes.

[D]

I'm not really panicked about this.

[C]

Are you? I'm not panicked about this one.

[B]

I'm out.

[C]

You're out? You don't want to do that.

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We just assume that you have a spouse. All right, let's assume I have a spouse.

[C]

And again, the question to you guys listening is, which one of us in here would be most likely to screw around on their partners? 404-741-1005. CRASH. We'll start with you. Excuse me.

[D]

Could you define the word screwing around? I don't properly know the words screwing around. Thank you.

[C]

Crash. You want to start?

[D]

Who do I think?

[C]

Yeah, Me. Okay.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

In a heartbeat. Melissa.

[B]

Crash.

[C]

Crash.

[B]

Sorry, buddy. Crash.

[D]

And it would be with you, too, especially because that tank top you're wearing today.

[C]

How you doing?

[D]

I'm gonna go with Jen Hobby for the same reason Simon told Fantasia that she had a bad night. Just so I'm not. It's not universally Crash. Thank you, Jeff. Love you, big guy.

[C]

Crash. I'll go with you on this one. Thank you, Bert.

[D]

Sure.

[C]

Good morning, Sicily. You're on all the hits. Q100.

[E]

Good morning, guys. How are y'? All?

[C]

Good, thank you.

[E]

Well, I was just listening and was hearing, and one of the Questions was, who would be most likely to cheat on their wife?

[C]

Yes.

[E]

And originally, Bert, I was going to go with you because of the history and your dad and all of that, but you throw Crash in there, and you know what? Hands down, you know, drunken stupor, Crash more than likely.

[C]

All right, I'll take the silver on that, though. I'm sorry, but you have a good theory, because I've got the history in the family of the old man screwing around, and I did all that screwing around before I got in a relationship with Stacy, so my history would dictate it.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, that is true. But one of the things that I do admire about you, Bert, is your commitment. So I got to give you a thumbs up on that, because every time you do talk about marriage and talk about, you know, the things that you and Stacy, you know, go through or whatever, you're. You're sticking it out. So proud of you, dude.

[C]

Thank you. I appreciate it.

[E]

All right, guys. Have a great one. Love, y'.

[C]

All. It's still the thing that scares me most about my marriage. And I know this. This won't make Stacy feel any better, but it's still a burning question that scares the hell out of me. Infidelity on my part.

[B]

That you would screw up.

[C]

That I would screw up. And maybe that's why I don't.

[B]

Well, I think it's important that you even. That you define that as a fear, you know, Because I think it's more dangerous to ignore that than to face it.

[C]

Maureen, you're on all the hits. Q100.

[A]

Hello.

[E]

Hey, I gotta say, Jen.

[C]

Jen? Why Jen?

[E]

Because she's so pretty, and I just know that once somebody's gonna rule her, and then she's gonna be like, okay, I'm going with you. Now it's your turn.

[D]

Who's gonna get her?

[A]

Mr. T.

[C]

You coming with me? Girls over there, huh?

[D]

Jen's gonna cheat on her husband with Mr. T. Mr. T. Morning.

[C]

All the hits. Q100.

[E]

It's gotta be Burt.

[D]

Me.

[C]

Okay. Why?

[E]

Because whenever you talk about the possibility of cheating in that whole situation, you're so holier. And now, like, oh, I would never do it. I can't imagine my wife with another man. I just can't imagine doing it right. And I just think that you would. You Would you put yourself in the situation. Not meaning to. And then you would. You'd just be like, oh, I wouldn't. And then you would.

[C]

Okay, I'm not exactly sure, like, how I would accidentally put myself in that situation.

[E]

Well, because you Would. It would present itself and you would be so confident that you wouldn't do it because you're so holier than now. That about it. And then you would just keep getting deeper into it, and then before you know it, it's too late to turn back.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I'm not getting defensive. Not at all.

[E]

Okay.

[C]

Morning. No Melissa was mad at you. No, not at all. Morning. All the hits Q100.

[E]

I think Jen would.

[B]

Jen, I would.

[A]

Why?

[E]

You almost did with Ashton.

[C]

It wasn't Ashton. It was the other dude in dude, where's my car?

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Sean Williams.

[A]

Scott.

[B]

Maybe. Maybe with Stifler. Maybe with Stifler. Or Bad Pit as he was dressed in Troy in that armor.

[C]

Morning. All the hits Q100.

[A]

Hello?

[E]

I think it's Jeff. Definitely Jeff. Oh, yeah, because of the whole soulmate discussion you guys had where he was talking to his ex girlfriend.

[B]

Mm.

[E]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, definitely.

[D]

I don't remember that at all. No, that was me.

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That was Crash.

[E]

Was it Crash?

[B]

No, but see, Jeff was the one that was fantasizing about an ex girlfriend while he was with his wife.

[E]

Okay, well then both of them then.

[C]

Yeah, I think that was more you. You were saying that you knew who your soulmate was and. Lady Crash, wasn't it? Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

This should be an interesting one.

[D]

The person who thinks it's me and they're mistaken. They think I'm Crash.

[A]

Cool.

[C]

Hey, Harrison, you're on all the hits Q100.

[E]

Hey, Bert, how you doing? Real quick, I think it'd be you.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

And not only that, not trying to drag your. Any kind of skeletons you may have in the closet out. I wouldn't be surprised if you haven't already.

[C]

I wish you would tell me who she was so I could at least. I could have at least enjoyed it. I wish I knew.

[E]

Yeah, I hear you. Not. I'm not saying you're. The caller said you're holier than thou. I don't see that. But you do have a lot of like. It like, puts you on edge when people, you know, when you or anyone else in the room starts talking about cheating or whatever.

[C]

I'm very, very hardcore about it, man. I keep myself in line. I am very. Because I saw what it can do. I mean, my dad did this to my mom for years and years and years.

[D]

I'm pretty hardcore, too. When I cheat, I go all out, man.

[E]

I'll tell you.

[C]

So, Yeah, I guess I do get on a soapbox about that. For sure. That's definitely like a. That's a exposed nerve for me.

[D]

For sure.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

All right, man.

[D]

Thank you.

[C]

Bye.

[B]

Bye.

[C]

And good morning, Deborah. You're on all the hits Q100.

[E]

Hi.

[D]

Hello.

[E]

Hi. You guys are great. I love you.

[C]

Thank you.

[E]

But it would be Jen.

[C]

Jen.

[B]

Why?

[E]

Because it's the ultimate bad thing.

[A]

You know?

[E]

You're from Hobbyville or Hobby Land.

[B]

I'm like, I got the bad girl trying to come out of the good girl.

[E]

Yeah. You already married a rock star.

[B]

Yeah. I don't know. My husband's pretty hot. I mean, I'm really, really attracted to him.

[A]

So.

[B]

I don't know. I mean, I'm not being defensive. Don't get diverse like, oh, well, let me tell you why I wouldn't. I'm not. It's just a perception of listeners. I haven't said that yet, as I'm just saying that my husband is a hottie.

[C]

I think you're okay.

[D]

I think.

[C]

Disgusting. It's okay. You're not getting defensive.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

I think the listeners got a point, though, because Hobbyville is this black and white.

[A]

Loveland.

[D]

One day you're gonna wake up, there's gonna be color in your world.

[B]

You're gonna wanna go, there's color in the world that you ain't never seen.

[C]

I'm not exactly sure what that means, but I'm gonna roll with that.

[D]

She just busted you in a joke where we all went, ooh, but nobody knows what it means. Yeah, well, color in the world of land. At least the duck is floating on your pond. That's a Hobby Land.

[C]

I think the general consensus is between you and I. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Either me or you.

[B]

That sucks.

[D]

Well, you want to go? Just get it over with. Let's do it.

[C]

I guess you were right, Harrison. And it's already half between Jen and I. You nailed us.

[D]

Oh, that ain't happening. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You nailed each other.

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