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Yeah. Four years till dt. Four years to city council. There you go. You just go for Clayton County School board. They'll let anybody out. Apparently we, we had a thought when it came to the Olympics. So, I mean, Michael Phelps just won eight gold medals, and now is the time for him to go on home, spend some time with family and friends and enjoy this time. Right? But what we realize is that Michael Phelps has two sisters, right? And they will never, ever, ever be able to live up to what Michael Phelps has done around the world. Michael Phelps. What about his mom now lying on the kitchen counter looking all, it's not her. Such a sexy picture. It's not. It's not her. How do you know it wasn't. How do you know? I compared a couple of pictures yesterday. It's not her. How do you know? I just told you. It's not her. It's not her. How convenient for a picture like that to come out right after he. That's not her. It's not her. Well, what else is going to come out? I'm going with her. I don't want you guys ruining my fantasy. Hold on. Positive. But we started to think that with these brothers, and this is more of a sensitive subject for you guys because you have brothers and sisters, but in some cases there is no way that you can live up to, to your brother or your sister's accomplishments. And those are the people we want to hear from. 404-74-01Q100. Think about this. This dude is walking home with eight gold medals. And now his, his sisters were probably very proud of him at one point, but around Thanksgiving and Christmas, when they've got friends and they've got family over the house, who they gloating about? Michael. Ryan. Michael. Michael. Michael. Damn. Michael. Did you see in the paper today that they even were talking about the television ratings on the Olympics, that the ratings completely fell off once he was done with his races? It's about Michael and his eight gold medals. I mean, once he was done, people stopped watching. Yeah, I mean, that's a lot to live up to. But he's got two sisters that are like, hey, I was the best teacher at Baltimore elementary last year. I think the funny Story is the way he got into swimming was his older sister was a swimmer and his mom was taking the older sister to the pool. And he tagged along and he admired. He said he admired his sister for, you know, the, the. The sacrifice she was making to go to the pool. So, I mean, adding in, because one thing you can try if you do something completely different than your sibling, but the fact that she was the swimmer first, right? Just kind of like, oh, well. And some of you, here's the tag along. Here's the tag along, little brother. Some of you are going to be in the same situation. You have a brother or a sister that created something years ago, and now they've got the big old mansion in bucket. It's 35,000 square feet. And they're the pride of your parents. And you're like, hey, nobody collects change better than I do at the toll booth. All siblings go through it. Like, when my sister was little, she was involved in dance, and she grew up with dance and theater and was the star of the show. And then I would get into dance and nobody looked at me because I just wanted to be like my sister. And she's younger, but she always got the attention because she was always in all these plays and I just wanted the attention. I didn't get any attention. See a lot of responsibilities on the parents, on the parents shoulders. And fast forward 12 years and now your sister's dating Trey. I know. I'm the crazy girl. I'm just trying. I'm trying to live up. I'm just trying to be like her. Mother Teresa had a brother and a sister. How you gonna live up to that? Do something completely different. No, you didn't just. I think she was overrated. Bill Gates has a younger and an older sister. The parents are talking about Bill. Bill Gates. Martin Luther King had an older sister and a younger brother. It's Martin Luther King, right? I mean, how do you possibly live up to that? You just don't. You go into something complex, something else. You gotta go into something else. You cannot even go anywhere near what the other sibling was doing. Nothing. Blaze your own path. We don't want to hear from the people that are the pride of the family. We want to hear from the brothers and the sisters that feel like they can never possibly live up to the eight gold medals. We don't want to hear from the obnoxious ones. We want to hear from the ones that get lost. Right? We want to hear from Mother Teresa's brother and sister. Not Mother Teresa. Everybody hears from her Blah, blah, blah. Shut up already. Get it, Feed the homeless, whatever. That's great. Look at me. Hey, Scott, how you assemble the best hubcaps in this whole assembly line. What's going on, Scott? Hey, how are you guys? Good, man. How are you? Well, I'm doing good. So I have an older brother. I'm the middle, and then I have a younger brother. And younger brother, about 25 years ago, decides to go off to Hollywood to do something well, and he ends up with a hit TV show on NBC called the Pretender that he was on for about four. He was executive producer and creator of the show, and this year he's been nominated for an Emmy. He and his business partner wrote and created a show called Tin man, which was on Sci Fi. And they're up against Tom Hanks, I guess. So their expectations of winning aren't extremely high because they're up against John Adams. But anyway, having a brother that's in Hollywood doing all that is a little bit hard to live up to. What do you do? Yeah, well, I work. I work in sales and marketing for an exhibit house that we do a lot of work with Fortune 500 companies. It's not a bad job. Okay. You sort of nothing like the glamour out there, but to be honest with you, he really doesn't care about the glamour out there anyway. Do you feel the need to sort of pad your resume when you're telling people what you do after you tell us that he's Fortune 500 thing. Do you really work with Fortune 500 companies? Or you just throw that in, say, oh, and, you know, I had to put that in there, actually. I just tell people that I'm my brother. That's a way around it. Also, Mother Teresa's sister was on. Yeah, I'm Mother Teresa. Hello. Hey, what's up, yo? Ask me any questions. Then she walks away and people are like, it does kind of look like her. But was she smoking a joint? Hello. Hello, Laurie. How are you? I'm good. How are you? Good, how are you? I'm good. I just thought I was. It was a good subject for me to call in on. My brother is a professional baseball player. He caught the perfect game. Randy Johnson threw against the Braves four years ago. Oh, really? Okay. What's his name? Robbie Hammock. Remember the catcher that went bouncing out to the mound after the game was over? They sort of all do that after one of those no hitters or a perfect game or something like that. Yeah. So, yeah, it's pretty cool. He gives us something pretty Cool to talk about, but, you know, everybody's always asking, how's Robbie? How's Robbie? How's Robbie? There's no luck. How about me? There's a lot of good, I guess. Thanks for asking. You should just. I mean, there's a lot of no hitters in baseball. You should. You should just be like, who? There's a lot of no hitters, but there's not many perfect games between a no hitter and a perfect game. Yeah, well, I'm trying to help you here. You ought to sleep with Nolan Ryan. I appreciate that. Nolan Ryan? Yeah, man. Yeah, like nine of those things. Who cares if he's 70 something years old? You got to get bragging. Ryan. Something else. Good morning, Tyler, you're on Q100. Good morning, guys. How are y' all this morning? Good, thank you. Well, I'm the youngest of four siblings. My oldest brother starting out is a CPA for a company here in Atlanta that's worth $110 million. And he just goofs around with that from time to time. My middle brother was an associate professor at University of Georgia in theology until about five years ago when he decided to open up his own reconstruction company. And he's doing very well with that. And my sister is a nurse, so I'm a college student. I'm actually studying to be a high school teacher. What is it? And you're gonna be a high school teacher? Yes, sir. Which I think is great. There's nothing wrong with that. I think that's cool. Thank you. Thank you. It's no theology professor at UGA, but it's not $110 million a year either. And see, that's why I put a lot of the on parents. Because parents. I mean, because I think some parents do talk to their kids, you know, like Doc Town. Oh, you want to be a high school teacher? Well, that's nice, you know, I mean, you think she's even said at one point, your brother's making 110? You know, what I'm saying to your children is to compare one to the other. I think it's a great way to motivate the less motivated ones. It sounds like it. Misty, last call. What's up? Hey. My brother mostly affected me in high school. Everybody knew me as Robby's little sister instead of actually knowing my name. He was my half brother, so we had different last names, so the teachers actually called me by his last name instead of mine. He was Mr. Basketball in high school and got a scholarship to college, and I did all different Kind of things, but never could find nothing I liked. Yeah, it affected me big time. You actually still sound genuinely upset about it. No, no, not anymore. Really? Because he's not. I mean, he's overweight, he's athletic. 1. No, actually, he plays softball every night. Well, yeah, he's still into the sports, but we just have our different likes. But the only thing I just didn't like was that nobody knew my name. Every ex athlete plays softball, right? Oh, yeah. That's what they do. I got news for you. If he's playing softball every single night in three different leagues, she now has bragging rights. Yes. Turn the corner. The injuries were bad enough for them not to be able to play their sport anymore. So they go in the softball. One of them's fast pitch, semi pro. So that changes everything. Yeah. So, I mean, he. If he gets. Once they get some scouts to come to the game, then he has a chance to go and make. It's not like he's in a league where you have to drink a beer on second base every time you ride second base. Real softball league. We have real uniforms, like pants and shirts. Yes. We pay for them ourselves. They're $38 each, and you have to pay half up front and half once it's delivered to you. But. And you only get one per season. But. And you got the numbers that sort of stick out a little bit too much because you couldn't afford real uniforms. The Birch Show. Five years ago, I was paying $65 a month for my subscriptions. 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Even with your own eyes, you saw it. And you still. This is a. This is a great defense mechanism for women. Because even with your own eyes, I am proving to you online that the man's package photoshopped. It's photoshopped. No, it's not. It's the angle. The picture was taken. The pictures you showed us before, it was the angle. Because you can clearly see. Wendy, come over here one more time. It's all about shadows. Shadowing. Yeah. You can see. Yes. And I think Jen agreed when she was here. Of course. Because this is a woman's defense mechanism. It's right in front of you. I'm showing you the flaw. But you have to come up with some kind of excuse to not believe. Look at these. Look at the picture taken for him. And he's a good looking guy either way. Look, it's the angle. It's not the angle. It's the angle. Look, it's completely different angle. She will defend him to the death right now. Because the first one. Straight on. Yeah, straight on. And this one's side shot. The pictures we have online are David Beckham walking, like in San Trope on the beach or something like that. In his white bikini, European briefs, where he's not that endowed. It's not really impressive. But right next to it is a picture of him and his Armani ad in his underwear, which is clearly. Clearly a different package than the one that he has in his real shorts. Different angles. One straight on and then you can see it's over on the side where this one's more of a side angle and positioned better, if you will. How do you explain the moment he's in his black undies right there? I mean, that's not natural. That's like Loch Ness. Unless he is in. That is, unless he was. I can say the word fluffed, right? Yeah. Without getting in trouble. Unless there was some kind of like preparation. Yeah, preparation for that. That's nuh. Staging. In case he was. In case that picture was staging, staged. Maybe. Maybe they're showing how great the underwear can make you look. Give me some of those. I'll wear two pairs. Yeah. Where do you buy them? When you buy them and test them out? Uh huh. Please, more proof in a message board posting. And you know all message post boardings on the Internet are 100% accurate. We all know that. That I will read for you in just one second. Hey, Laura, good morning. You're on Q100. You're killing me. Why is that? You're killing me. You guys, you guys buy into the smoke and mirrors of women every day. You go to strip clubs, girls stuff their bras. Throw us a bone. Let us believe for a minute. Let us enjoy it. Look, if I go to a strip club, it's there in front of me. I can see it. I know what's real. It's not photoshopped for me at Pink Pony. It's dim lighting, it's makeup. It's everything. I'm sorry, your phone's going out. And I believe what she's saying is true. When you see those pictures of Carmen Electra, any picture, any picture in a magazine is altered. We don't care that it's not real. We care that it looks good. Whereas women, you're all into this crazy authenticity thing. So here's more proof for you. Read it to me. Admit it. When you first saw David Beckham's ad for Armani underwear, you couldn't help but wonder if anything had been quote unquote, his quote enhanced. We have the scoop on any digital retouching from Australian radio DJ who had the pleasure of sharing a men's room with the soccer star in Los Angeles at Vila nightclub over the weekend. This is his quote. I was in the toilet at Vila nightclub in la, and there's only two urinals in there. It's very small. Somebody comes in behind me and I hear a soft voice say, hello, how are you? He does have kind of. He doesn't have a voice that matches his voice. Would you mind holding on to my two soccer balls? Somebody comes in behind me and I hear a soft voice say, hello, how are you? I turn around and think, holy s, it's David Beckham. I'm midway through and think, I've got to slow this down. And I couldn't help myself. For the first time in my life, I glance down to the left and I take a look. Dude, he says, There are two types. There's the one that's the same size all the time and there's the other one that changes in size. And this guy says, let's just say he looks like he's got it going on whether it's happy or not, but it's not very impressive. He's got it going on, but it's not very impressive. How does he know he's not a. What does that mean? Keep in mind he's in Australia and their penises are inverted down there. He says it's not very impressive. He says it does in his case, in his opinion that when he looked down and he looked at David Beckham that it didn't matter if he was a shower or a grower, it was gonna be small either way. More proof. Proof. Do you go into the bathroom and say, excuse me, hi, how are you? To the guy who's peeing right in front of you? No. So that's not true. Although when I walk in the bathroom and I see anyone else using it, I do speak in a soft gentle voice with an English accent. Pardon me, I'm going to make a water. Hey, Jonas, stop. And I think most guys will tell you that while you don't do that at the urinal, even if you're in one of those trough type situations, if you're in a gym from time to time, if you're in a gym, never. Don't even say it, dude, because it's not true. I have. You have not. Well, I'm surprised because women in a gym are just full on nude, walking around, talking, drying their hair, doing whatever. You guys checking each other out. Well, you can't. I mean, they're right. It's right there in your face. So I'm shocked that a guy in locker rooms aren't just walking around. I don't think you'll find most guys that would admit that. But in a locker room, if you're walking around in a locker room and all the guys are dangling, I mean you're gonna look in a locker room situation. But I think I was mistaken because I was thinking of using the restroom in a locker room. Because whenever I'm at a gym type facility, the only time I go in the locker room is to use the bathroom. It's not like I'm changing into my workout clothes if I'm on a trail in a gym, if I'm picking somebody up, if I have to pick somebody up and they're 15 minutes early, I might hop on the treadmill. Now I Don't have to change because I will never break a sweat. Jonas here on The Birch Show. Q100. Hello. Hello. Yes, sir. Good morning, guys. Hi. Thank you. Hey. I have a friend of mine that used to model for famous underwear in Brazil. And they wear a cup of because they cannot show the shape of the penis on the pictures. And the same cup that they wear is the ones that you see on the UFC fighters to protect themselves. You know, every single guy in there, they have a big package. If you put that way. So it is a cup. So sorry, ladies. David is not all that. He might be a big soccer player, but he's not big anywhere else. There you go. As my friend says, sorry, ladies. And it's clear in this picture that's up online right now, especially that final black picture that is obviously Loch Ness monster picture, that is a cup. Well, a big cut means big things, right? Not necessarily. I mean, look at Siegfried and Roy and they had the giant enormous things. They kept white tigers in there and would pull them out during the show. I mean, if you have small breasts, you could wear a large bra. And it's the same thing with the cup situation. If you have a smaller package, you could still wear a large cup to make it look like you're bigger in that area. Just let me dream live with it. Nope, I'm dreaming the bird show. We're lost. I'm gonna pull over and ask that man for directions. Hi there. We're looking to get to the campground. Well, you're gonna take a left at the old oak tree end of this here road. No, I'm just kidding. Let me get my phone out. 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