Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, July 8 [Vault]

Summary

The Bert Show - Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, July 8 [Vault]

Date: July 8, 2026
Podcast Crew: Bert (host, possibly Jeff in this episode), Kristin, Abby, Cassie, Tommy, Bretzky, Jen (co-host), and other contributors and listeners.

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Overview

This episode of The Bert Show is quintessential morning radio—a blend of listener drama, entertaining banter, participatory problem-solving, and personal stories. The key themes revolve around parental involvement in teen lives, a romantic reunion saga, an ongoing small-town surveillance "mystery," and March Madness bracket woes. The humor is candid and lighthearted, frequently referencing pop culture and driven by unstaged, unscripted interactions among hosts and listeners.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Mom Trying to Re-route Her Son’s Prom Date (01:32–13:54)

The Situation:

A mother ("Megan") calls in under voice disguise, seeking advice—and perhaps validation—regarding her push for her son to change his prom date from a girl he considers "safe" to one he originally wanted (deemed “hotter” and more popular).

Notable Discussion Threads:

• Mom’s Motive: She insists it's about encouraging her son’s self-esteem and teaching him not to "settle," not about superficiality.
• Hosts’ Reactions: Most co-hosts push back, arguing this sets a poor precedent about commitment and empathy.
  • Jen voices concern about "helicopter parenting" and misplaced priorities (03:26, 04:26).
  • Another host calls out the "movie logic" of ditched dates (06:17).
• Listener Calls: Listeners like Tammy share personal stories about interfering with their kids’ prom choices, most regretting it.
  • Caller: “Let them make their decisions and choices and let them live up to those things, not you. It’s not her choice. It’s his choice, and that’s just the way it should be.” (08:53)
• Selfhood vs. Compassion: The hosts debate whether teaching children to pursue their top choice trumps the emotional cost to the ‘rejected’ girl.
• Wrap-up: Megan remains unconvinced, prioritizing her son’s self-image above others' feelings.

Memorable Quote:
Host: “The memory that he has is he dumped this girl for another girl while she was really excited about going to the prom with him. That memory, to me, is way worse than having a crappy time.” (06:00)

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2. The Romantic Reunion – Barbara and the Military Guy (15:29–26:43)

The Situation:

Listener Barbara, an AirTran flight attendant, shares her multi-part saga of reconnecting with a long-time crush, a military man returning from deployment.

Story Beats:

• Set-Up: Six years without seeing each other, mostly communicating while he’s overseas (16:29).
• The Reunion: Sweet, awkward, emotionally charged airport scene—complete with flowers, hugs, and crying ("He did pick me up, of course..." (20:29)).
• The Aftermath: The weekend is described as "fabulous," and they're now officially a couple.
• Reality Check: Discussion about the challenges of military relationships—accelerated timelines, dealing with deployment, and making plans.

Highlights:

• Playful ribbing about military proposals: “How does a military guy do that? Is it like you gotta sign, like, will you go with me, yes, no, maybe?” (22:04)
• Barbara admits she said "I love you" first, to which her boyfriend replied in kind (22:40).
• Hosts joke about following their romance all the way to marriage and babies.

Memorable Quote:
Barbara (on the reunion): "Apparently my luggage went everywhere. It just fell to the ground. And I just put my arms around him and he did pick me up, of course..." (20:27)

Notable Moment:
Hosts reflect on how "real-life" isn't necessarily like the movies, but sometimes, it comes close.

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3. The Mystery of the Townhouse Woods Man (28:08–47:36)

The Situation:

Listener Whitney reports an ongoing daily mystery: a man who, for months, vanishes into the woods behind townhouses for five minutes at the same time daily. The show has gotten deeply involved, even setting up surveillance birdhouse-cameras.

Recent Developments:

• Footage Fails: The birdhouse camera only films a cat and a dog—not the mysterious man—prompting more theories.
• Frankie’s Stakeout: Frankie, from the show, physically stakes out the location, pretending to be on a real estate call. When spotted, the man deviates from his normal behavior, clearly wary of being watched.
• Woods Activity: The group hypothesizes everything from drug drops to spying on a neighbor, hiding smoking, or even being a "peeping Tom."
  • Host: "I think they're passing stuff. It's too much of a coincidence that the hole is at the end of the path." (37:47)

Listener Theories:

• Drug Transactions: (Lisa, 42:11)
• Spying on Wife: (Karen, 37:11)
• Innocent Smoking: (Brandy, 41:37)
• "Peeping Tom": (Roseanne, 39:58)
• Dog-related shenanigans: (Frankie, 35:06)

Comic Angle:

• Hosts joke about coming up with elaborate disguises, such as dressing as a "woodland sprite" (34:24), installing more bird feeders to trip the man out (45:38), and covering themselves in deer urine to hide their scent (44:51).
• Frankie got pulled over by police for his suspicious "birdhouse" activities (43:45).

Where It Ends:

No answers yet; more cameras may be set in the woods, but safety becomes a priority.

Notable Quote:
“Every time we talk to Frankie, we end up with more questions than we do answers.” (45:10)

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4. March Madness (Bracket) Woes & Office Pool Silliness (49:14–55:06)

The Situation:

As March Madness rages, the Bert Show pokes fun at the predictability, jargon, and personal egos involved in bracket selections and office pools.

Discussion Points:

• Bragging Rights: Sports fans commiserate as co-workers with no knowledge of basketball (sometimes picking teams by mascot or potato origin) win office pools.
• Listener Stories:
  • Jennifer (52:44): "I picked like Boise because I like potatoes and they come from Idaho and I won the whole thing."
  • John (53:16): "The wife filled out a bracket for our company's one and ... if I played the wife's, I'd be in second."
• Hosts’ Jokes:
  • World Cup brackets (“pick the team with the hottest guys” (52:17)).
  • Admitting total humiliation: “I’m in the 2 percentile. 4 millionth place.” (51:04)

Life Advice:

• Hosts suggest that if you win once—quit while you’re ahead for eternal bragging rights.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• On Parental Overreach:

  • Host: “We are now sucked into a movie that was filmed in the 90s and stars Jennifer Love Hewitt.” (05:33)
  • Co-host (to Megan): “Do you have children? Have you ever met a teenage boy?” (07:23)

• On Romance & Long-Distance Reunions:

  • Co-host: “She looks like, thank God he’s here. Her hair looks perfect. And even when she has, like, a tear in her eye, her makeup’s still perfect.” (18:11)
  • Barbara: “He looks a lot better now. Six years ago.” (20:59)
  • Barbara’s boyfriend, Mitchell: “I couldn’t have imagined it a better way, honestly." (24:28)

• On the Townhouse Woods Mystery:

  • Bretzky (Frankie): “When he walked around, he stopped and he flipped out when he saw the birdhouse…” (32:18)
  • Co-host: “You have to dress like a woodland sprite. Just wear like a toga-esque thing made of ivy. And I think you should just dance and frolic in the woods…” (34:24)
  • Listener Karen’s theory: “I’m wondering if he’s spying on his wife.” (37:14)
  • Host: “Every time we talk to Frankie, we end up with more questions than we do answers.” (45:10)

• On March Madness Madness:

  • Jennifer: “I picked like Boise because I like potatoes and they come from Idaho and I won the whole thing.” (52:51)
  • Host: “If you win … don’t try it again because you have the ultimate bragging rights, and if you do it again, your chances are pretty good you’re not going to do as well.” (54:20)

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Episode Structure, Tone & Takeaways

• Tone: Irreverent, quick-witted, genuine. Hosts lean into playful debate yet treat listener stories with care.
• Style: Conversational, community-driven, with listeners calling in as integral participants.
• Format: Segmented around several unrelated but highly engaging topics, allowing for fast pacing and lively perspective-switching.

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Useful Timestamps

• Mom and Prom Saga: 01:32–13:54
• Romantic Military Reunion: 15:29–26:43
• The Townhouse Woods Man Mystery: 28:08–47:36
• Bracket/March Madness Office Stories: 49:14–55:06

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This episode is must-listen Bert Show: a blend of relatable dilemmas, oddball investigations, real-life love stories, and collective venting, highlighting why their blend of laughter, empathy, and real talk continues to resonate with morning radio fans.

Transcript

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[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Listen, it's the vert show.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

I was talking to somebody about this over the weekend. The fact that she's got no filter, that she's coming on with us every day and thinks like there's zero wrong with what she's doing in this whole situation is really pretty scary.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

What's almost mama cub syndrome, you know, Like, I think we've talked to parents who, whether you're a parent of a toddler or a parent of a teenager, if you know what is right for your child, then you will not be. Your mind will not be changed. And it seems to me like she doesn't have much of a life of her own. She's kind of like Wrapped up in her kid's life.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Maybe that's it. You know, this is what she told on Thursday, I think going into the

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

weekend, I saw this other girl had posted something on his wall. I asked him about her and he did actually say that she was the girl he actually wanted to ask to prom. But he didn't think that she would say yes. I was right. Really right about one. It's a self esteem thing. He doesn't think that he is at the same level as the girl he really wants to ask. So he asked someone. That was a safer bet.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Okay, so we got the scorecard here, right? He tells mom who he's going to prom with. She says, oh, that's cool. Let me check out this girl on Facebook. So they go on Facebook together. Mom doesn't approve because this girl is what she say? Overweight, just doesn't seem.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Doesn't have a lot of friends and is fat.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Social status not his. So he confesses to mom and says there was somebody else I really wanted to ask, but I sort of thought she was out of my lane. So I went with this girl and mom over the weekend told us that she was gonna try to talk him into going with the hotter one with his original thought.

[Bretzky]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

We talked about how we're worried that what he'll end up doing is not having any date because if he breaks up with this girl, then that's rude. And then this. I mean, if she's that hot and she's that popular, she's already got a date to prom. You know what I mean? Could be right.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

So Megan is back on the voice disguiser. Hey, mom, what's up?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Hi, guys.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Do you hear what Jen was saying when we first picked you up? That maybe, you know, you don't have enough stuff going on in your own life. So you're sort of so invested in your sons that maybe that's why you're handling this thing the way you are.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

I think I'm, you know, I'm doing a pretty good job of handling this thing. I mean, I'm looking out for my son. I'm looking out for his best interest. I'm trying to ensure that his junior prom, which is going to be one of the most memorable nights of his youth, is the way it should be.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Reading the not.

[Advertiser]

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[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

you were in high school?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

No, I was popular, but thank you.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

But this isn't like some life decision. It's not like he's picking a college, you know, I mean, it's prom. It's junior prom.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

It's not just about the girl he's taking the prom. It's about the way he sees himself. That's. But it's not that I particularly care about the girl, but what she represents to him and the pattern he starts setting up for his life now, which will carry into his adulthood, which is believing in himself and seeing himself for who he is and going after what he really wants.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Now, playing devil's advocate, which is a role I normally don't feel comfortable in.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

That's true.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

But let me just throw this out there. Like, in theory, if there is a girl that he really wanted to ask, but felt that that girl was out of his league, so then went with a substandard choice. This other girl, in theory, isn't she teaching him to always strive for what you want?

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Come on.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

No, I'm just saying he's already committed to somebody.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

If this conversation took place before he asked Chunky, would it be.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Come on now, Easy. Yeah, now you're just being mean.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Just saying if she called us before he asked the other girl, but that

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

it's irrelevant because he's already made a commitment.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

But if she called us, would we tell? Would we encourage her to send him in the direction of the girl of his dreams?

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

No, I would.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

I would still be concerned about her, how involved she got in that. I mean. Cause you realize I would be concerned with her being a helicopter mom for sure.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

We are now sucked into a movie that was filmed in the 90s and stars Jennifer Love Hewitt.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Here's the thing is, like, your point is that this is more about how he sees himself, but what you're doing is you are setting him up for sort of a mental impression of him that he won't be able to change. Worst case scenario is if he goes to the junior prom with this girl and he has a miserable time. Right. The memory he has of his junior year is he had a miserable time at prom, but he got it right his senior year. If he chooses to go the path you want, the memory that he has is he dumped this girl for another girl while she was really excited about going to the prom with him. That's what he's gonna have to live with. That memory, to me, is way worse than having a crappy time.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

If he ever remembers her. It's your junior year. You don't remember. You break hearts all the time.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

And if you're worried about his reputation, his reputation, or, you know, the way other people at school see him is gonna be damaged far worse. If he dumps the prom date he already asked before going, that's not cool.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

I'm not worried about the way other people are gonna see him. I'm worried about himself.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

That's why you wanna know the way he.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

That's the most important thing to me.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

And you think that if he sees himself as a guy that commits to one girl but then changes his mind and goes with another is a positive self impression.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Listen, it's about the way, like, you know, for him to go with this other girl, the girl that. It's his second choice or whatever, his backup choice, without even trying to go out with the girl of his dreams, like you said, then his vision of himself is going to be someone that just settles that, just like without even. I mean, without even trying for the other thing. Someone that just.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

But he's already asked her. It's already done.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

And is the other girl moving to Australia?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Do you have children? Have you ever even met a teenage boy? I mean, him coming back on a commitment that he's made this far is not going to be a strong carved in stone memory for the rest of his life.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

I mean, I've got embryos in the freezer now, but, I mean, Melissa's a mom now, but my thing is Molly. Molly Ringwald ended up with Jake. You know what? Jake thought he wanted the hottie blonde, but what he ended up, in his heart, he was with Molly Ringwald. I mean, we brought up 80s movies.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Can you explain that to Wendy real quick?

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Everybody's seen that movie.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Here's Tammy. Good morning. You're on Q100.

[Bretzky]

Good morning.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Good morning. I did the same thing to my son. I actually picked a date and had, you know, oh, this is your best friend. You know, go out, y' all look cute together. This is great. He said, no, mom, I already picked my date. This is, you know, he said, so I'm not going with it.

[Bretzky]

So I had to go back and

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

apologize to the first young lady to tell her, he's not going to go out with you. He's, you know, he's already made his choice and I'm so sorry. She had picked out a dress. They had went through the whole nine yards. I picked out his suit to match the tie, everything. And I had to go back to apologize to this young lady and actually took her out to dinner and told her I was so sorry. She didn't even go to promote a prom that night because she felt so bad because he didn't take her.

[Bretzky]

But I just felt so bad.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

I thought I I would never, buddy. My kids life, never. That's just something that you just don't do. Let them make their decisions and choices and then let them live up to

[Bretzky]

those things, not you.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

It's not her choice. It's his choice. And that's just the way it should be.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Thank you. Any of that makes sense to you?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Well, that seems a little extreme. I mean, she asked. She talked to the girl herself. She asked him herself, and she picked up a suit, so. It's not the same suit.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Will you feel bad at all? Will you feel bad if the first girl doesn't even go to prom at all?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Of course I will feel bad. I don't think that'll be the case. I think that there's plenty of time before prom and she'll.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

How much time? How much time before prom?

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Talking about weeks here.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Yeah, some weeks.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

A couple of weeks. Here is Dave. Good morning. You are on Q100. Hey, Dave.

[Bretzky]

How you guys doing? Love your show.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Thank you, man.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Thanks.

[Bretzky]

If she's controlling him to go to prom with some other girl, I mean, what else is she controlling me to do?

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Yeah, this is just the beginning right here.

[Bretzky]

I mean, I have a mom just like that, and she drives me crazy.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

It doesn't end when you graduate high school or when you go to college and graduate college. I mean, it's like you're gonna nitpick your son his whole life.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Jeff brought up a really good point. I can't believe that as a. As a. As a woman that was once a girl that was excited about going to prom that you have no empathy for prom date number one here. How, like, you're just like, oh, she'll. She'll find, you know, I know she's excited now, but she's gonna find another prom date. What if that was you back in the day?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

But what if, you know, I don't know her. I don't know what's going on for her. I mean, who knows? Like, maybe my son might not be her first choice either. I mean, they don't even seem to really know each other. They just joke around a little bit.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

I mean, and to answer your question,

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

I don't have any concern for her feelings. That's why, you know, I do really care how he lets her down easy. I want to make sure that it's not a traumatic situation for her. But I. What's going to be, mother and I. I look out for him, number one, above all else, even myself.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

And to answer your question, Bert, it wouldn't have happened to Her. She's popular.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

One.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

One person. It's taken us three days. Agrees with what Megan is doing.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Awesome.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Is it Megan's best friend?

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

If Megan's best friend is Rick, then yes. Hey, Rick, go ahead. You're on Q100.

[Bretzky]

Yeah, no, I think you've been a little hard on her here. I agree with her. What she's doing is just looking out for her son. Now, it's not saying that. That she's gonna hurt the girl or not. I understand what you are saying there. But all she's doing is nudging him in a direction and helping his self esteem.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Her son made a decision. He asked a girl out and committed to her. Why can't he just go out with prom date number two on a regular date some other time?

[Bretzky]

I think he can do that. However, you know, if she was worried about his self esteem to begin with and she's just trying to pump him up to say, look, why settle for girl number two when you really could have had girl number one? And so he did exactly what he should have done to begin with. He had girl number one.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

But he didn't do it to begin with. So isn't it like a life lesson now? Well, you've got to see this through. But next time for your senior prom, right?

[Bretzky]

Well, no, I think what needs to happen here is he does need to be honest with. With the first girl that he asked and say, hey, look, I, you know, I did want to go to the prom with you, but I really didn't feel like this other girl would go. But I did ask her.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Dude, you can't do that to a girl.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Oh, my God.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

You can't do that.

[Bretzky]

I mean, what are you gonna do? You can't take both of them.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

You're gonna go.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Well, you can't. You can't tell the girl I asked you. But I really wanted to ask this other girl. And then I did ask the other girl and she said, yeah, so now you. I don't really want to take you anymore.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Didn't that sort of happen to you?

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

No.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Didn't you tell us a story one time.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Come on now.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

About holding out for a girl but she ended up going with somebody else?

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

I didn't hold out for her. She just told me she would go with me if Wayne Sterling didn't ask her.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

That's it.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

That's right. Wayne Sterling did Wayne Sterling ask her?

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Wayne Sterling was my high school Dwight Schrute.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

What's that, like your nemesis?

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

The guy in the office who's just like always around and annoying people like that was Wayne Sterling. And I got a second to him.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Man, did Wayne ever. Did he get the date?

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Yeah, he went with her.

[Advertiser]

He did.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

But she said you were the backup date.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

She said. Yeah, that was her answer to me. Will you go to prom with me? Well, Wayne and I have. I think Wayne's gonna ask me. So if. Wayne. Wayne. God, I still. I hear that name and I want to back over Waynes with my car.

[Bretzky]

Wayne.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Megan, we're gonna go.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

But how come you don't remember your own wife's middle name but you remember crap like that? Stories that I told.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

This right here is about money. This right here brings home the bacon. Hey, Megan, we're gonna talk to you in a couple of weeks if you don't mind, to find out how this all played out.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

All right, thank you very much.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

All right. Bye. Bye. This is the bird show.

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Visit spinquest.com for more details. This is the Bird Show. All right, let's go back to the original call with Barbara. We had Dudon with us one day, and he saw Barbara on. He. He didn't even know who she was.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

He.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

He knew that she was an AirTran flight attendant. They were on a hotel shuttle together, and he was looking for her. Didn't know who she was, but it took us like, three days. But we actually tracked this girl down, and it was Barbara. And the original time we had her on, she immediately mentioned, look, hey, dude, I'm really flattered that you're interested in me, but I'm sort of interested in somebody else.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

I don't have a boyfriend. However, I have feelings for this guy that I really do care about, but he's currently serving in Iraq, but he's coming home in March, so I don't know how it's gonna play out.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Okay, so that was the very first time. So now we got a sort of a sub storyline starting here with. We want to sort of follow her and find out how it pans out with the military guy. She calls back a couple days later.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

The only detail that you missed was that we haven't seen each other in six years.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

That's right.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

You and the military guy have not seen each other in six years.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

That's right. He will be home in one week.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

In one week. He's so excited.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

I am very excited. I'm nervous, I'm anxious, and I've been playing out the moment of when we actually first see each other at the gate over and over in my head. So it probably won't go that way. I'll probably fall down or something.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

I mean, think of the anticipation. For six years, you guys have been talking with each other now, and you're finally going to see each other face to face. So this was the last time we had Barbara on because now it was getting close. He was here, and she was in Chicago.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

The army decided to put him on a different flight, and he is in Atlanta as of yesterday morning.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Okay, so you haven't seen him yet?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

No, I'm stuck in Chicago. Oh, no, no.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Is he gonna be meeting you at the airport tonight?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

He is. He's gonna be at the top of the escalator by baggage claim where everybody else meets. So I'm gonna make my way up there. Once I rush everyone off the plane.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Okay, now, at first, it sounds like a cool romantic story, like if this was Hollywood. Everything gets tied up in a nice little bow. Their eyes meet for the first time. He picks her out instantly. She picks him out instantly.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Some romantic music plays. Slow Mo. Running to each other, arms out, hug, embrace. When they kiss, it's the most perfect kiss ever.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

There's an immediate connection there. And they spend this fantastic, emotional weekend with each other.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

But he also has to pick her up at the airport and spin her around and around, like when they first embrace. That's always has to happen. Somebody has to pick somebody up.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

There's the camera angle from the ceiling that you're watching. And I'm sure.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

And she looks like, thank God he's here. Her hair looks perfect. And even when she has, like, a tear in her eye, her makeup's still perfect.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Could be a great story.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Yes.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

But what's the reality of the whole thing? Good morning, Barbara.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Good morning.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Okay, hold on. Oh, I can't tell based on that. Good morning. Was it a good weekend or not?

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Yes, I think it was a really good weekend. She hasn't slept much. Good weekend. I think it's a good weekend. She's waking up from sleeping. The recovery of not sleeping over the weekend.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

I'm with you. I think it was a great weekend. Barbara, was it a great weekend?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

It was a fabulous weekend.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

All right, the first thing you gotta do is take us through the first moment that you see him.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

It's really funny because he didn't see me at first. I rushed everybody off the flight and I went down to the train and I thought I was in the first train so I could get off the train first and go up the escalator and be the first one up there. But I ended up doing the complete opposite. And I was in the last train.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

I've done that before.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

It was building up, and I was definitely shaking. And I had one of my other flight attendant friends with me to kind of capture the moment.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

The last half hour of that flight, you didn't do a damn thing, did you? You were in the bathroom. You were making yourself all pretty.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

When we got closer to landing, I was doing a little happy dance. But I was definitely nervous. I mean, as soon as we touched down, I just kept shrieking like, this is it. This is it. You know, it's so close. And, yeah, as I was going up the escalator, I tried to jump up and down, but, I mean, I couldn't see anything. And then I get to the top. And I'm panning across all these people, and I didn't see him at first. And then at the last second, I spot him, but he didn't see me, so I actually had to yell out his name. And then he looked over at me and I just ran up to him. Apparently my luggage went everywhere. It just fell to the ground. And I just put my arms around him and he did pick me up, of course, and everything.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

You have to do that. You have to standard.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Yeah. And, I mean, I cried. I couldn't help but cry. And he did have flowers.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Good boy.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Was he in uniform? Could you even see him in his camouflage stuff?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

No, he wasn't in uniform because he got a chance to get a hotel. Since he was in Atlanta for so long, he managed to go get some regular clothing and stuff.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Did he look the same as it

[Advertiser]

was six years ago?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

He looks a lot better now. Six years ago.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Is he all military buffed out now and stuff like that?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

He is military buffed out, yes.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Go get your man. Go get your man.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Have you checked everywhere?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Do what?

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Have you checked everywhere to make sure he's buffed out everywhere?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Have I checked everywhere?

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

What's the matter with you?

[Bretzky]

Jeff.

[Advertiser]

Jeff.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Oh, my God. I can't believe you.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

You're so shocking.

[Bretzky]

I know.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

So now you guys have been chatting with each other for six years. You just haven't seen each other, right?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Correct.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

So emotionally, you guys are pretty tied to each other. It was just the physical part. You haven't actually seen him.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Right.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Okay. And so I'm assuming this weekend changed nothing. If. I mean, if you think he's that hot now. You spent the entire weekend. I mean, so now are you guys connecting? You reconnected now, right?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

We did. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's been pretty pg, but.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

No, it hasn't.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

He's definitely something. But he. He did ask me on the first night, officially, to be his girlfriend.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

How does a military guy do that? Is it like a little thing that you gotta sign, like, will you go with me? Yes.

[Bretzky]

No.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Maybe. Or does he say, like, I own

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

it, I'd like to increase your rank?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

He just asked me in a very sweet way, that's all.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

It's so cute. You're so in love.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

It's so cute.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

So you guys are now exclusive?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Yes, we are. And, yeah, and she definitely. She got it right.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

You're in love.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

You think you're in love with this guy?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Oh, I am, madly.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

You can hear it in her voice. Absolutely.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Have you Told him yet?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Yeah, he knows. I told him actually, the other night.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Oh, damn. Did you say it first?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

I did say it first.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

And did he say it back?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Omg.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Listen to how quiet she's like.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Yeah, that's cute.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Was there anything. I'm trying to figure out if this was. Was the I love you before physical or after physical. Dude, it means a lot. It means a lot. The timing of the I love you means a lot.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

She already said it was pretty pg.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

It was pretty pg. But I mean, as far as.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

No, it wasn't. Why are you lying to us?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Okay, okay. It was before.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

It was before.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Okay, yeah, she's answering your question because she's avoiding mine. What are you talking about?

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

PG Compared to all that stuff that Jesse James has been doing the last month.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

None of the Jesse gain stuff.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

All right, so this has gone great. So now is. Has he taken off?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

No, he's. He's here.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Okay.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Okay.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Can we talk to him? You want to roll over and tell him to get on the phone with us?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

He is right here if you would like to talk to him.

[Bretzky]

Sure.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

All right.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Hang on.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Oh, my God.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

I can't believe he's still in town. He is next to her. Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Such a skank. Knew it the minute we talked to her. He's got that boy in our room.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

He's going to come over here, he's going to kill you with two fingers.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

She's in love and she's supporting our troops.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Hey, good morning. Who's this?

[Bretzky]

This is Mitchell. How you doing?

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

How are you, Mitchell?

[Bretzky]

I'm pretty good.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Welcome back, dude.

[Bretzky]

Thank you very much. I appreciate it.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Having a pretty good weekend, huh?

[Bretzky]

I'm having an awesome weekend.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

What do you think of the new program we've implemented to thank each troop personally?

[Bretzky]

I appreciate you got a lot of work to do. There's a lot of guys out there.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Well, Barbara's taking on 15 of her own, so.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Yeah, you're just number 14. So everything went this weekend the same way you wanted it to go?

[Bretzky]

Pretty much, yeah. I couldn't have imagined it a better way, honestly.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

That's fantastic, man. Congratulations, dude.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

How long do you get to stay home before you have to head back?

[Bretzky]

Till the 9th.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

To the 9th. All right. Well, that's good. You guys have got an extra week or so, right?

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Perfect.

[Advertiser]

Okay.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Well, congratulations, dude. This has been a nice story for us to follow. Usually they end up terribly so. We probably never want to hear from you guys ever again.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Exactly.

[Bretzky]

Thank you very much. It was also really amusing to Watch her react to all this. And it was hilarious, actually, because she, like, turned feet red. Doesn't know how to react at all.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Well, definitely let us know, you know, when you propose and when you all get married and when you have babies and all that stuff.

[Bretzky]

What did you tell you?

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Barbara's like, oh, my God, Jen, shut up.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Follow the whole story, Jen.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

You're so embarrassing. Oh, my God. I hope he does.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

When you go back to Iraq, how long do you have to go back for?

[Bretzky]

Actually got, like, two months left on this appointment, so it's not that bad.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

And then when you come back, you're here in Atlanta.

[Bretzky]

No, I'm. I mean, I'm stationed in Washington. I got a six months there, incidentally. I got orders to be down in South Carolina about two hours away from here.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

It seems to me, like, when you're in a military relationship, like, you have to accelerate things. Like, you have to really think about, okay, what's gonna happen in a couple of months when he's back and he's not stationed in Atlanta. Conversations. You normally wouldn't have this. This quickly in a new relationship, you sort of have to. Because he may be in Washington or he may be in South Carolina.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Mm,

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Just a point.

[Bretzky]

I'll be there for the next three years, actually.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

In South Carolina.

[Bretzky]

Yeah. It's weird because I just found that out, honestly.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

See, things. Things are meant to be, man. It's two hours up the road.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

This is Barbara.

[Bretzky]

She's like, I love South Carolina.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

That's my favorite state. I'm sticking to my favorite states. South Carolina was there right behind Washington until you got to South Carolina.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

All right, you guys, thanks a lot for letting us follow along with you guys, and good luck. Yeah, we definitely want to follow you over the next couple of months.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Okay. Yeah, we can do that.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Okay. Barbara, thanks a lot for letting us follow along with y'.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

All.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Okay, thank you.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

And keep an eye on them, because, as a rule, South Carolina girls are easy.

[Advertiser]

Oh, God, this is a sweet story.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

He's a strong man, dude.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Strong man. This is straight out of a Nicholas Sparks.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Seriously, right?

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

So cute.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

All right, you guys have a great weekend. Or a week, I should say. It's the Birch Show.

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[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Okay. All right. Awesome.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

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[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Hey, Whitney.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Hello.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Hey, how are you?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Good. How are you?

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Whitney, when we initially talked to you about this three weeks ago, I had no idea that this thing would take on the life form that it has taken on.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Agreed.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

I really thought it'd be done after like a couple days. I had no clue.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Are you totally sick of us?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

No. I love you guys.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Are you more curious now?

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

She's over us.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

If you want us to stop, we'll stop. But now, now sort of we're curious about it.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Oh yeah.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

No, I want to really find out.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

So does everybody else in town.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

I know, right?

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

I mean, everybody I talked to is like, whatever happened to that townhouse guy? Who is that dude?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

I know.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Is he still coming around? Because I got an email yesterday from a virtual listener that says that the joke is on us. Like, this guy is a listener he knows exactly what he's doing. And she thinks he's just playing us.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

No, no, he's still doing it. Like, I've been out of town all weekend, but, I mean, all last week and the weeks I've been talking to you still every day at the same time.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Same time.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

It's not a joke. It's really.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

It's not a joke.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

And it's the same routine every single day. Now he's still going behind the townhouse, and he goes into one of the townhomes for five minutes.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Yes.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Same routine.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Bizarre.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Okay, so the last we talked to you, we told you that we were gonna Send Frankie from Q100 down there, and he was gonna set up a motion detecting camera. This sounds so ridiculous. And he was gonna snap pictures, I think, of the inside of that townhouse that this person keeps walking into every single day. Just set it up outside so when the dude walks in, we'd at least have a shot of what he looks like.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

But even more bizarre is that camera is in a birdhouse, right?

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Yes.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Random. It's our birdhouse surveillance camera.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

So that was last week. That's stealthy, too.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

It's a cute birdhouse.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Can a bird really move?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

That's cute. I actually saw it.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Is there a hole in there for a bird to really move in?

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Not for a bird, but you can put bird seed in it.

[Advertiser]

There was room for that.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

So it's a bird feeder.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Right.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Okay, got it.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

So it's just sort of. It's sort of teasing the bird. Like it's big enough to put food in, but not big enough for the bird to go.

[Advertiser]

Yeah, the camera's actually in the hole of the birdhouse. So where the bird would normally go

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

is where the camera was. This is not about the birds.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Pictures of the bird flipping you off, man.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

This is about getting answers.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

The bird.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

All right, so, Frankie.

[Bretzky]

Hey, guys. What's up?

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

What's going on, dude?

[Bretzky]

Oh, nothing. All right, I got a couple updates with this. This is. This is. You guys are gonna love this.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

All right, bring it on, man.

[Bretzky]

All right, so I put the birdhouse up, and I went and looked at the footage, and it shows the only thing. It shows one cat, you know, jumping across the camera during the day. But because it shows the garage door of the last house in question open up, dog comes running out. There's a car in the garage. And now a car never pulled up. So the car's obviously been in there. And five minutes later, the dog comes walking back in. The garage door closes, and no guy.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

So there's a. And what time of day did the garage door open and close?

[Bretzky]

This was about 1:30.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

In the afternoon.

[Bretzky]

In the afternoon. And it picked Nothing up at 9:30 or when the guy shows up for that day.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

So 100% sure that that's the house he's going to.

[Bretzky]

If I'm positive, I'm positive. I'm positive that's the house in question. Now, the reason why I say that is because I went there personally, because, you know, this is kind of frustrating to me. I went there and I put the birdhouse up again. I put the card back in the birdhouse and I saw the guy pull up and I walked around the side, waited for him. And when he walked around, he stopped and he flipped out when he saw the birdhouse for some reason, just stopped in his tracks and started looking around. And he turned and he saw me. And I'm pretending I'm on my phone at this time talking to the real estate agent about the house and pretending that I'm waiting for her to come. So, you know, I'm talking kind of loud so he can hear me. So he thought nothing of it. And the guy does not go into the house.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Okay, so what does he do?

[Bretzky]

He walk. And he walks back into the woods.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

He walks into the woods.

[Bretzky]

He walks into the back of the woods. Now, before he showed up that day, I went just to see if anything was back there, and I walked back. The trail in the woods behind the houses, it leads to a fence with a hole underneath it for maybe a cat to get through. And that's it. It does not lead anywhere else.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Okay, so the dude did not go in the house because he saw you in the birdhouse. So he went to the woods.

[Bretzky]

Right. So he does. He does not go into the house. The real estate agent was not lying. She does own the house. And he does not go anywhere near the house or in the house.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Okay, so every day. So he didn't go into the woods because he saw you. You think his routine every day is to go behind the townhouses and then walk into the woods and not go into a house?

[Bretzky]

Yeah, he does not go into a house.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Oh, so the woods is his destination?

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Yes.

[Bretzky]

So he goes into the woods. Now I walk the trail and it leads to nowhere.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Did you. Did you notice all the plants along the trail? Did you say any pointed plants?

[Bretzky]

No, no, I looked. I looked. Trust me, I looked. But anyway, it's all ivy, and it's a Little Trail about 3 inches wide that you can walk. Through and it leads to the back of the fence and then nowhere else.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

And there's just a little hole in the bottom of the fence that only like an animal as small as a small dog or a cat or a squirrel could get underneath.

[Bretzky]

Yeah, that's it.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Or an item can be passed through.

[Bretzky]

Or an item. Right, okay. Or an item. So I, you know, I'm more. I'm more confused now and curious than ever. So I think, well, you're gonna have to come straight out and ask him.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

You're gonna have to. No, I would go. I would dress like a woodland sprite. Like just wear like a toga esque thing made of ivy. And I think you should just dance and frolic in the woods like you belong there and just observe him.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

What are you doing back there?

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

There were two different levels to this. You lost me. Sort of in the beginning when you said the photo from the birdhouse showed a dog coming out of the garage, but you didn't see any person open the garage?

[Bretzky]

Nope, no person at all. And it had the clear view of the house and the garage.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

It sounds like somebody lives there.

[Bretzky]

The real estate agent apparently still owns

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

the house and there's a dog living in the house. And maybe they just hit the garage remotely from upstairs or something. So the dog can let itself out.

[Bretzky]

Well, I think the real estate agents probably just parked out from the house, walked up, went through the front of the house, came down, opened up the garage, let the dog out, and then when the dog came back in, that was it.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Well, dog's not gonna live in a empty home. I mean, like somebody said empty, that

[Bretzky]

the garage had a car in it and there was stuff in it. Like it's been lived in.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Yeah. Okay, so that's it. So we don't care about the house anymore. We care about the dude going in the woods. Okay, the house is irrelevant now. So the dude goes into the woods to do what for five minutes? Well, now you gotta move the birdhouse into the woods.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Well, you can't because then he's got to know something's up. So you have to.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

He already saw the birdhouse.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

You have to find a different type of camera. Like you have to get a 9.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

You have to get a rock camera.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Can you hide? Frankie, can you hide out in the woods? Is there anywhere to hide back there?

[Bretzky]

Totally.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Listen it see, you could hide in the woods and wait for him and

[Bretzky]

see what he does.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Well, he's coming in 20 minutes, right? What if he's getting rid of evidence from a Crime. Little by little.

[Bretzky]

That's what I was thinking. Because I looked around, and the only thing I saw with like, almost a kind of new New Balance shoe just hanging out.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Say that one more time.

[Bretzky]

A New Balance sneaker. Just one. And it was kind of new. It's not old and not weathered yet.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

So you're looking for a One Legged man.

[Bretzky]

Yeah. You're looking for somebody buried.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Wait, I'm starting. I'm starting to get lost here. So you saw him take a New Balance shoe back into the. Into the woods and didn't.

[Bretzky]

No, no, no.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

This was before.

[Bretzky]

He didn't have anything in his hands, nothing in his pockets. So the whole feral cat thing is. Is. Is out the window.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Okay.

[Bretzky]

When I went back there before he showed up, just to, you know, see what was going on back there, all that was back there was just a New Balance shoe that wasn't weathered yet. It was kind of new. And that's it.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

That's where the One Legged man threw it. Because he. You can only buy shoes and pairs, so he bought a shoe for his one foot.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Could be the dog taking it back there. So.

[Advertiser]

Right.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

So he. He's coming in 20 minutes or so. So do you plan on hiding in the woods this morning?

[Bretzky]

No, there's no way I'd be able to make it out there.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Okay.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Okay.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

All right, hold on. Let's get some theories here. Here's Karen. Good morning. You're on Q100.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

We're. Hey, Bert show.

[Bretzky]

Love y'. All.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

What's up, Karen? You got a theory?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

I thought that someone had said he lives behind the townhouses. I'm wondering if he's spying on his wife.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

He's what?

[Bretzky]

Spying on his wife.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

That's really good for five minutes.

[Bretzky]

I don't know.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

He can peek through the ivy maybe

[Bretzky]

and see if somebody's coming over.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Frankie, what's on the other side of the fence?

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Wow.

[Bretzky]

Houses.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Okay, is there another townhouse that is directly in front of where that hole is in the fence?

[Bretzky]

No, it's the back of a house.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Back of a house. Back of a house.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Dude, I think they're passing stuff. It's too much of a coincidence that the hole is at the end of the path.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

No way.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

No, he's passing something under the fence.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

An animal? I cannot wait to find out.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

I think an animal may have dug it, but I think the fact that his path ends at where the hole is means that there's something being transacted through that hole.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

There has to be some kind of intent for him to go back there every single day at the same time.

[Bretzky]

The guy is really smart because he noticed the birdhouse, and he knew something was up with the birdhouse. So the whole spying on his wife thing to see maybe if somebody's coming to the house. That's not a bad. That's not a bad theory.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Here's Renee. Good morning. You're on Q100.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

This is so bizarre. This is so funny.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Hey, Renee.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Hey, Hans. Somebody needs to go out there and hide in the woods and see what dudes do. And I got a taser and a couple of chihuahuas. I will walk my dog back there

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

or I'll go hide along.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

But we need to know what he's doing. He's not gonna tell us.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

I don't know which one I'm more scared of. I don't know if I'm more scared of the taser or the chihuahuas.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

I have an idea. I have an idea that'll work on my theory. What if you just push some dirt into the hole, like, fill it in a little bit?

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

You don't want to scare him off, though.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

But an animal could have passed. If it's an animal route, they'd, you know. You wouldn't know that he's the one that moved the dirt.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Whitney, do you have any.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Whitney, you have any theories about the townhomes on the other side of the fence?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

No. I was kind of thinking. Now I'm thinking, what if he's, like, going to pick something up that, like. Did you see him get anything through the hole and take it with him? Because maybe it's, like, a drop off from the other side. Like, maybe someone in the other home is. But every single day for him to take.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Every day. That's my theory.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

I just. I think it's gonna end up being so simple but odd.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

How could. At this point, it can't be simple.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

But every morning, like clockwork, for five minutes.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Yes.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

For how long has this been going on?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

I've noticed at least four months.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

I'm a longer every day.

[Bretzky]

Yep.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Weird.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Here's Roseanne. Good morning, Roseanne. You are part of the Burt show.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Hi. Love you guys.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Good morning.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

I just had a theory about peeping tom. The guy. I think he's a peeping tom. And maybe he's going back there to relieve himself.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Oh, please don't.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

So that would make him a peeing tom.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

I don't think that's the kind of relief she's talking about.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

But could he. Frankie, could he see into the house from the fence? Inside a window. It's that close.

[Bretzky]

Yeah, well, it's close enough.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Yeah, it's close enough so he could look at somebody changing clothes or something in there.

[Bretzky]

Yeah, but five minutes? Come on.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

I'm still fascinated how somebody can change clothes in the same window every morning for five minutes at the same time.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

I mean, if it is a bedroom window, everybody does have.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Everybody has a routine of when they get out of the shower, get ready for work.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

It wouldn't be five minutes. Exactly.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

It could be.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

I'm not. When I get ready for work in the morning, I'm not without clothes for more than five minutes.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Right, but you're not in front of the same exact window at the same time every single day.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Sure. Sure you are.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

No, sometimes you sleep five minutes later. Five minutes. I just think it's too small of a window.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Well, I'm sure he's not seeing the same thing every day, but, I mean, it's consistent enough if he is a peeping Tom, where he's seen it more than once.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Right.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Hey, Robin. It's the back of the house. Hey, Robin.

[Bretzky]

Not a townhouse. Hey.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Love you guys. Hey, I have a question. What happened with the leather jacket thing? I thought he was taking his jacket off and leaving it. Is he leaving it in the woods?

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Frankie, is he taking.

[Bretzky]

I've never seen any leather jacket.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

No leather jacket?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

No. Lately, he hasn't had it, so I don't know.

[Advertiser]

Getting warmer.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

I think he gave it to the one nugget man.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Brandy. Good morning. You're on Q100.

[Bretzky]

Good morning.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

I was just thinking maybe he was hiding the fact that he smoked and because he doesn't want his wife to know.

[Bretzky]

So five minutes.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

I smoke. So five minutes, there's a cigarette and then he comes back.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Maybe. Maybe it's not a cigarette.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Or maybe it's not.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Maybe he gets to get to work at 10 o' clock and that's 15 minutes from his work and he pops into the woods for five minutes, he hangs out there, but he still shows up in the rain, right?

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Yes.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

That's dedication right there.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Weird.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

I can't.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Can't think of anything.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Hey, Lisa. Good Morning. You're on Q100.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Hey, I was saying I'm getting concerned because that sounds like some type of drug transaction.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

You need to be careful.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

It does. Hey, Frankie, this guy you say is like his late 30s, early 40s?

[Bretzky]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Do you feel like you're in any kind of danger?

[Bretzky]

No, no, no, no.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Not at all. You take this.

[Bretzky]

I'm a pretty big dude.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bretzky]

But I think, like, a nice guy, but he was really, like, when he saw the birdhouse. I wish you guys could see it. He was so thrown off by it. Like, he was almost dancing like Elvis when he saw it. He didn't know what to do.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

You know, some of these cameras. That is it big daddy spy.com that's been helping us out with this. Some of these cameras are so teeny. They're like half the size of your fingernail.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Oh, really?

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Yes, they're that teeny. Like, I could wear it in my shirt as a button on my shirt. So I'm wondering if there's some way that he can put that camera on the other side of the fence.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

You don't want it on the other side of the fence. You want it on the fence.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

It'd be peeking through, though, like a

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

hole or something pointing at

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

that path.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

I almost think. At this point, I think. I think we have enough to involve police.

[Bretzky]

Oh, no, no, seriously. I think so, too.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Like, I don't want Frank at number one property.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Whitney would have. Could be on the basis of trespassing. We don't know. It's not his property. Just, you know.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

But I think at this point, there's enough strangeness going on. And the last thing we want is Frankie to get hurt.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Watch somebody. Watch one of the neighbors call the cops on Frankie.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

This weird dude is putting up a birdhouse.

[Bretzky]

I wasn't gonna tell you this, but now that you bring that up, when I went to go put the birdhouse up the night I did get pulled over, and I did get searched for being in that. In the neighborhood.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Really?

[Bretzky]

Somebody. Somebody apparently called the police on me and was wondering what I was doing back there.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Seriously?

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Oh, wow.

[Bretzky]

Yeah, seriously.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Did you?

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Okay, so wait a second.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Like, so I'm working for Q100 in the bird show.

[Bretzky]

I. You know, I just said I was putting up a birdhouse for a friend, and I know it's late, but I just got off work. I didn't say anything about the radio.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

See, the difference with this guy coming is that most of the residents are probably at work.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

They're gone.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

They're gone, and so they're not going to see him wandering around. Except for Whitney.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Here is Joe. Good morning, Joe. You're on Q100. Hi.

[Bretzky]

Hey. Yeah, I was just wondering, why don't you have a deer camera strapped to a tree out there?

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

I mean, that might be the next way to go.

[Bretzky]

Duh.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

I mean, duh.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Because the technology we were using in the birdcage basically works like the deer cam, but it's in a birdhouse. So now I think we just got to take the camera out of that thing and attach it to a tree.

[Bretzky]

Well, I mean, you can get these deer cameras for fairly cheap. I mean, they're probably 100 bucks at, like, any sporting goods place. You can go up there and grab one and just strap it to a tree. And they're motion sensitive.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

So I think, Frankie, you should cover yourself in urine and get into deer

[Bretzky]

stand,

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

because then he won't smell you or see you.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

So, Whitney, we still don't have answers for you, but we just got more. Every time we talk, every time we talk to Frankie, we end up with more questions than we do answers.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Now, are we going to get in trouble for getting on that property and putting the deer came up?

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Now, we're trying to.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

We're neighborhood private property. That I don't know. I mean, he got away with the birdhouse.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Is there anything. Is there anything to the fact that Frankie got pulled over by the police? But this guy's back there every single day.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

I just said that. He comes in at 9:45 in the morning. Everybody's gone. They don't see him coming in. When Frankie was there, it was at night. So of course I would call the police. Somebody behind my house at night.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

We should get 10 more bird feeders and really trip this guy out and just put bird feeders all over the woods.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Jeremy says we need to get off the drug thing. Hey, Jeremy.

[Bretzky]

Hey, man, like I ain't gonna, you know, say anything. But the whole drug dealer thing, man, that guy's making too many stops every day. It's just too obvious that he couldn't let his cover down, you know, making the same transactions every day. Okay, so that's way off on the drug thing. It's got to be something else.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

All right. Did you run a meth lab for a while?

[Bretzky]

No, non meth lab. You know, prior experience as a child, I guess you would say.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Got any more questions there, funny boy?

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

No, I'm good, thanks.

[Bretzky]

Wow.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

All right.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Honesty's the best policy.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

No, Bert, it was other hard drugs. But not meth.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Yes. Not meth, Bert. All right, Crazy Whitney.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

So we'll keep trying here. I don't know if this is going to be in the form of another camera or we just have Frankie down there and go, look, dude, I just gotta know, what are you doing down here? This is between you and me, and I'll never tell a soul but who you are. But you gotta tell me what's up.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

That won't. I'll never tell us if that guy's up to anything shady. All right, I'll trust you. Birdhouse man.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

So where do we go from here then, Birdhouse Man?

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

I think maybe do. Maybe do one more camera in the woods. But I think as far as Frankie being anywhere around there at 9:45 in the morning, I don't think he does that anymore. If this guy's up to something illegal, I just don't think it's worth it.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

It's definitely not worth it. Frankie has be put in harm's way.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Yeah, Frankie has proven to be a valuable employee. And at this point, we wouldn't want you shot. Now, if Brandon would be willing to

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

go out there, that's a whole different story.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

We totally. You're totally expendable, dude. And you prove that with your brackets.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Yeah, with brackets.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

All right, Whitney, we'll be in contact with you soon. Okay? If you believe it's a drug deal, you can just send somebody up and just walk by them and just be like, hey, you know, you got something, you know, maybe just a new person.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Just go up to them too.

[Bretzky]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

You've got some experience in this area also. Yeah, I run a meth lab. You know, the Birch show.

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Visit spinquest.com for more details here. Bircha Jeff had a great idea this morning for any of you that have filled out your brackets for basketball. Like our intern Brandon here. You guys thought you knew what you were doing. You're a lot like Brandon here and you did the research, started looking at the schedules of some of the teams that were in the final 65. Studied, studied them. I mean, you knew who was on the bench. I mean, you knew who was strong inside.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Watch highlights Game film.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

I know you took my volunteers all the way to the elite eight, right?

[Bretzky]

No.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Uh huh.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Would you have them knocked out?

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Yeah, I had to make him just sweet 16. All right, so at least you were sort of on par on that one. For all of you that filled out your brackets and you know what you're doing, we want to give you 15, 20 seconds just to vent about the people in your office or around you that are kicking your ass in the brackets this year.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Especially if the people have no. Well, Wendy I'm okay with. Because Wendy's a. Wendy's a sportsman.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

I can get on board with Wendy beating me.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

It's. I'm talking about the people.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

She's a sportsman.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Yeah, like the salespeople who have no

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

lives that basically live here that just write teams through based on the colors.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Or one hot dude, the hot center. 404.741Q100. You want to complain about the people around you that are beating you in this NCAA pool. Yeah, you're right. Like Wendy. Well, Wendy's is almost offensive because she went with the top. The top seeds the entire way through. It takes. I mean, come on.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

And I only have one left and

[Advertiser]

I didn't pick that team to win. So the only one left in my

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

final four is Duke.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Thank you, Kentucky, very much for losing that game.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Very much.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

But yeah, I only have one left, so I don't really have a lot of bragging rights right now.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Well, in my case, 98% of people

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

who fill out a bracket are better than me.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

I'm in the 2 percentile of I'm in 4 millionth place. 4 millionth place.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Where did you do your bracket where you have 4 million people that are

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

playing espn.com the worldwide leader in me losing now with you though, like while that is humiliating, embarrassing, especially for someone who claims to be such a sports fan.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

I am.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

The ESPN users are other sports fanatics.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Like somebody's six year old filled out a bracket and is smoking their dad right now.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

I think that's probably the better angle on it. Cause we're not getting any calls from people that are venting. But I'll tell you what we will get are people that are willing to brag about how they know nothing about sports, but they're just kicking ass. So let's try that angle. 404-741-Q100.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

There's 4 million people who can rub

[Bretzky]

into my face right about now.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

So I mean.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

But you're confident on your next bracket?

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

I am confident on the World cup bracket.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

I am 100% sure.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

We all do World cup brackets. I would like to be able to pick it on like the countries I want to go visit, the ones that I'd like to have a vacation to. And then when I win that one and then. Yeah, and then if I beat your butt on that, I can rub it on the colors. Because soccer players have really, you know, because that's the one sport I really don't know anything about.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

You pick the team with the funniest names.

[Advertiser]

No, the ones with the hottest guys.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Hey, Bert, we have TV World Cup.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Will you have Hayden fill it out for me?

[Bretzky]

Sure.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

He's going to fill it out for me too.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Oh, okay. Well, have Hollis.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

I'll fill it out for the whole team.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Have Hollis do mine.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Yeah, I think that you probably have as good a chance on guessing those words because some people, even in these in college brackets, they had no idea. They knew that they liked the word Butler or they like Butler tires. Yeah. So they thought, okay, I'll go with Butler.

[Bretzky]

The Big Red.

[Advertiser]

Right.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Here's Jennifer. Good Morning. You're on Q100.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Hey, I just want to tell you all, a couple years ago we did the basketball thing and my husband had me pick all the teams because I

[Bretzky]

know nothing about it.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

And I picked like Boise because I like potatoes and they come from Idaho and I won the whole thing.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

That is maddening to a sports fan.

[Caller/Guest (various female callers like Barbara, Whitney, Megan, Tammy, Renee, Roseanne, Lisa)]

Everybody, all the guys were in it. They're all mad I won $500 so I wasn't complaining.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Good for you. Congratulations. Thank you.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

Oh, yeah, good for you. You're like rolling your eyes because some guys overthink it. You overthink it.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Hey, John, good Morning. You're on Q100.

[Bretzky]

Good morning, Buds. How you guys doing?

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

Okay, man.

[Bretzky]

Yeah. Gotta eat some humble pie. The wife filled out a bracket for our company's one and I am completely out of the running. However, if I played the wife's, I'd be in second. She still has Butler and Duke and everybody else. And needless to say, that was brought up in my face all weekend.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

But at least you have your pride. You have your sports picking pride.

[Bretzky]

Exactly, exactly. I took a little approach and just like all you guys said, oh, Butler, that's a good name. I'll go with that. Well, Duke, there's another one.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

So she didn't really have any college basketball education. She just picked it by the sound of the name.

[Bretzky]

She didn't even play a sport. She was on a dance team. Sorry, hon.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

She knows nothing. You can't offend her. She's beating you.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

And the sad thing is with something like this, she has bragging rights for eternity.

[Bretzky]

Yes, I appreciate that.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Because like, five years from now, you all could be at a party or whatever and sports could come up and she goes, oh, my God, remember that time that I came in second in the company pool and you came in last? God.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

This is why you make her pick

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

a World cup bracket and then you win.

[Advertiser]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

I'll give you feel better about it.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

I'll give women the advice right now. If you're doing so well in this tournament right now, don't try it again because you have the ultimate bragging rights. And if you do it again, your chances are pretty good. You're not going to do as well the second time. One and out.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Yeah, because right now they can argue that you just got. If you do more than one, then that's proof that you just got lucky. If you only win one, there's no, like, it's. It's debatable forever.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

See, no, the way the guy does it, like, what Brandon's gonna do is he's gonna erase this year if he does better next year. And so why can't the woman do the same thing? Like, yeah, I may not have done well this year, but I still beat you last year.

[Bretzky]

My women's bracket is on point, though.

[Host (possibly Jeff or main show host)]

My women's bracket is on point. Should you be bragging about that?

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

No, I just need something to make me feel better.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or female co-host)]

I don't think that's it.

[Co-host (possibly Jen or another male co-host)]

Women's bracket on point. The Birch Show.

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