The Bert Show – Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, November 19, 2025 [Vault]

Host: Bert
Cast: Melissa, Jen, Jeff, Anna, Leah, Sandra (Private Investigator)
Date: November 19, 2025

Episode Overview

This episode dives into two core topics: young people's sexual behavior versus parental awareness, and a follow-up on a recurring "Dating Antichrist" segment where listeners investigate dangerous ex-partners. The hosts blend humor, candor, and real-life experiences with listener call-ins, creating honest discussion around difficult, often taboo, topics.

Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Teen Sexuality & Parents’ Knowledge Gap

Segment Start: [01:33]

The "Promiscuity Poll": Teens vs. Parents

• Host Bert introduces shocking survey results on teen sexual experiences.
• Parents’ perceptions of their children's sexual activities are dramatically disconnected from teens' actual behaviors.

Notable Survey Results:

• 61% of teens had received oral sex vs. 10% of parents who thought their child had ([02:24]).
• 51% of teens had performed oral sex; only 1% of parents guessed so ([02:24]).
• 27% of teens took a nude shower with someone vs. 6% expected by parents ([03:48]).
• 25% of teens had sexual conversations with a stranger online ([03:48]).
• 55% of teens had intercourse; parents estimated 26% ([13:33]).
• 15% of teens took sexual photos; parents guessed 1% ([08:24]).

Memorable Quote:

"So not my little girl, she would never do that." – Bert ([02:24])

Parental Disconnect and Denial

• Jen and Melissa express shock at the survey’s scale.
• Confusion and denial dominate parental responses:
  • "I don't think moms are stupid. But...sometimes...they maybe push it outside of their minds." – Melissa ([08:02])

Real Teen Voices (Rebecca/Anna Call-ins)

• A 16-year-old caller (“Rebecca”/Anna) shares her secret sexual relationship, hidden from her close, but ultimately unapproachable, mother ([08:53] onward).

  • She uses protection, but doesn't feel comfortable confiding in her mom.
  • Jen: "Is it hard to keep that from your mom?"
    Rebecca: "Not really...it's not even like trouble. It's like disappointment too." ([10:54])

• The difficulty of bridging the parent-teen communication gap is repeatedly underscored.

Younger Children & Early Awareness ([15:00])

• A parent recounts discussing "French kissing" and even reports of "heavy petting" among 11-year-olds.
• "It's just getting younger and younger...There was a time where parents were like, I can't believe kids are doing this at 17. Right now we're down to 11" – Bert & Jen ([16:27])

2. Having "The Talk": Parents Planning Conversations

Segment Start: [20:38]

Parental Anxiety and Strategies

• Parents call in seeking advice on how (and when) to have "the talk."
• Tanya, with an 11-year-old son, describes struggling to start the conversation due to his embarrassment ([20:38]).
  • "I've tried to have a talk with him, but he just freaks out...I know that he's just getting to that age." – Tanya ([20:39])
• Leah is preparing the conversation with her 11-year-old daughter, after unexpectedly confronting issues like oral sex and the gift of diamond earrings from her daughter's crush ([24:46]).

Guidance & Resources

• Book recommendations for age-appropriate explanations:
  • Where Did I Come From?
  • What's Happening to Me?
• Judy Blume's classic novels lauded as educational resources for girls ([30:11]).
• Hosts suggest location/timing strategies for less confrontational discussions (e.g., during walks).

3. The "Dating Antichrist": Re-evaluating a Dangerous Ex

Segment Start: [32:39]

Listener Tina’s Story

• Tina recounts an abusive relationship marred by violence, threats, and control ([33:41]).
  • "He was definitely verbally abusive. I was really tiny ... we went on vacation ... he kicked me across the room...he put a gun to my head." – Tina ([33:47])
• Tina’s mother, Ann, describes 18 months of terror, fearing for her daughter's life ([35:04]).
  • "Every time the phone rang, my heart would stop. I thought this would be the call that she was dead." – Ann ([35:07])

Enter: The Private Investigator (Sandra)

• Sandra details the ex-boyfriend’s extensive criminal history: Battery, weapons charges, impersonating an officer, imprisonment, and disorderly conduct ([42:54]).
• Relief is brought to Tina and her family:
  • The ex no longer lives in Georgia, isn’t married, and has no job or assets ([45:51]).

Message for Listeners

• Sandra strongly encourages background checks before dating – "Get a background search done. This could have saved Tina...all this misery years ago." ([38:50])

“Covert Decoy” Services

• Sandra explains how her team tests partners’ fidelity using undercover operatives.
  • "We have decoys ... Just see if he'll pick up on the decoy, what he will say. ... It would be your choice if you'd want to see if he'd follow through." ([48:41])
• She confirms Atlanta clients have used her services with both “saves” and “busts.” ([49:53])

Notable Quotes

• Bert: "This specifically has to do with teens. So we're going to talk about sex. If you don't want this conversation brought up in the car while you're cruising with your kids, then we'll see you back in a couple of minutes." ([02:24])
• Melissa: "The line of communication has to be open." ([14:10])
• Tina: "I finally was like, just do it (after a gun was pulled on her by ex). It's better than being with you." ([34:23])
• Sandra (PI): "If you are dating somebody ... get a background search. You never know." ([38:50])

Key Timestamps

• Teen Sexual Behavior Polls: [01:33] – [18:13]
• Real Teen Caller (“Rebecca”): [08:53] – [13:14]
• Parental Calls & “The Talk”: [20:38] – [32:39]
• Dating Antichrist / Sandra PI: [32:39] – [50:52]

Tone & Style

The episode balances humor and frankness, blending laughter about "the bank of hotties" and relatable parental anxiety with sobering stories of abuse and deep family concern. Candid, occasionally irreverent, but always authentic.

Summary for the Uninitiated

This episode of The Bert Show is an eye-opening, deeply relatable exploration of modern parenting in an age of rapid social change. Startling new stats reveal a dramatic gap between what teens are doing sexually and what their parents believe. Real teens—and candid parents—offer blunt truth about communication barriers. In parallel, a harrowing "Dating Antichrist" story warns listeners about abusive partners, with a private investigator driving home the value of vigilance and background checks.

Whether you’re a parent, former teen, or someone simply seeking entertaining, authentic conversation, this episode illustrates how vital—if often awkward—open communication and awareness truly are.