Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, October 29 [Vault]

Summary

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The Bert Show – Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, October 29 [Vault]

Original Air Date: October 29, 2025
Hosts & Cast: Bert Weiss, Kristin, Abby, Cassie, Tommy, and The Bert Show crew

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Episode Overview

This segment of The Bert Show focuses on the crew's beloved “Second Date Update” and “War of the Roses” radio call-in segments, offering humor, raw honesty, and an unfiltered look into the personal dramas of listeners and hosts alike. The episode punctuates listener call-ins with lively banter, some shocking real-life situations, and an interview with Braves star Chipper Jones. Trademark Bert Show: real talk, empathy, and plenty of laughs.

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Key Segments & Discussion Highlights

1. Second Date Update: The Cousin Twist

[01:48 – 07:34]

• Setup: Alicia calls in, puzzled why Robert has gone no-contact after a seemingly amazing first date that lasted all night.
• On-Air Confrontation: The crew gets Robert on the line, but he’s hesitant to reveal the “real reason” for ghosting Alicia on-air.
  • Robert: "I'm absolutely not going to say it on the air... if you start pushing me on it too, I'll just... hang up, you know." (03:32)
• Off-Air Confession, Accidental On-Air Reveal:
  • Alicia, accidentally overheard, drops a bomb: turns out she and Robert are cousins—and had a romantic night before discovering the family tie.
    • Alicia (caught off-guard): “Yeah, it sucks. Yeah, it was my cousin. Yeah. And I didn’t tell him that. I didn’t say it on the way... We had sex. Yeah.” (05:30)
• Aftermath & Cast Reactions:
  • The team tries to piece together the mishap, recapping how Robert’s brother revealed Alicia was their cousin after the date had ended.
  • Burt: “I’m really a little bit confused by the whole family tree thing here.” (06:39)
  • Co-host: “So his blood brother told him, well, you know what, you hooked up with your cousin.” (07:17)
• Listener Call-ins: People call to share their own brushes with accidental familial romance, one caller (Dave) candidly admits: “When I was about 15, I had sex with two of my first cousins… We all used to live together in one big house.” (07:59)

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2. “Second Date Update” at Work—Too Much Work Talk

[16:03 – 22:18]

• Setup: Missy loved a date with her co-worker Mike, but since then he's grown distant at work.
• Phone Confrontation:
  • Mike ultimately admits the problem: the entire date, Missy talked about their coworkers and office drama.
    • Mike: “All she wanted to talk about was work, you know… obviously that I don’t want to talk about… certainly out of date, you know, I socialize to get away from work and that was basically all she talked about.” (20:23)
  • Missy is a bit surprised but takes the feedback.
    • Missy: “I didn’t think it was like that much to where it would bother you.” (21:13)
  • Mike further admits maybe dating a co-worker isn’t a great idea after all.
• Takeaway: Sometimes, the line between work and romance should stay uncrossed!

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3. Braves Star Chipper Jones Interview

[22:26 – 28:11]

• Host Bert’s Guy Crush:
  • Bert playfully confesses a “guy crush” on Chipper Jones, to much amusement in the studio.
    • Burt: “I just couldn’t refrain from telling Chipper Jones that I had a guy crush on him.” (22:26)
    • Chipper, laughing: “Wow, I’m speechless… I’ve never been hit on by a man before.” (27:42)
• Inside Baseball:
  • Chipper talks about his routine, team optimism, and personal moments on and off the field.
  • Chipper: “We feel, you know, every year is going to be the year… we've been there in the World Series with a chance to win a world Championship... if we give ourselves enough opportunities, we'll certainly win another one one day.” (23:41–25:27)
  • On highlights: “You better believe I knew you guys did [watch ESPN after a big play].” (25:54)
  • On video games: “Who's better, real Chipper or animated Chipper?... That depends on what year you're talking. 96, 97… 2000, 2002, I’ve probably got a little pop.” (26:41)
• Memorable Moment: Bert asking to “shadow” Chipper for the day. Laughter erupts as the crew jokes about Bert turning into a stalker.

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4. War of the Roses: The Four Bouquets Fake-Out

[28:11 – 33:04]

• The Setup: “War of the Roses” sting is set up by a wife (Shelley) concerned her husband Jamie is cheating.
• On-Air Twist:
  • Jamie goes along with the “send four bouquets to four women” – naming three “other” women and his wife.
  • Just as the studio (and Shelley) panic, Jamie flips the script:
    • Jamie: “Just put PS: I listen to The Burt Show, too, and I love my wife more.” (30:45)
  • Turns out, he’s in on the joke—no infidelity, just teasing (and a birthday surprise in the works).
  • Jamie to Shelley: “Maybe she might consider not questioning me like this until after May 9th.” (31:44)
• Relief All Around:
  • The room defuses, Shelley feels sheepish, and the segment closes with everyone laughing about the close call.
  • Burt: “That could have ended up horribly… what most women do once they hear somebody else’s name is they instantly start going off on the guy. And luckily, you waited.” (32:37)
  • Shelley: “I think my heart fell like through my body to my feet.” (32:28)

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5. Standout Humor & Storytelling

• Cow Tippers Restaurant Story: Jeff tells an anecdote about witnessing a deaf patron get accidentally hit by a bathroom door at a crowded Atlanta eatery. The hosts riff on if it’s acceptable for him to tell the story, blending edgy humor with a classic Bert Show “too honest?” moment.
  • Jeff (storyteller): “Do you remember during the movie E.T. the noise that E.T. made when he was in the shed... That's what our friend did.” (12:32)
  • Burt: “I mean, you won’t offend him because he won’t be listening.” (10:51)

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Notable Quotes & Time Stamps

• Alicia’s Shocking Confession:

  • “Yeah, it sucks. Yeah, it was my cousin. Yeah... We had sex. Yeah.”
    – Alicia (05:30)

• Bert, on second date mishaps:

  • “You know these things don’t end well, right? It’s very rare that they end well.”
    – Burt Weiss (19:27)

• Chipper Jones on ESPN replays:

  • “You better believe I knew you guys did…”
    – Chipper Jones (25:54)

• Jamie’s fake cheating twist:

  • “Just put PS: I listen to the Burt Show too, and I love my wife more.”
    – Jamie (30:45)

• Burt on Jamie’s call:

  • “That could have ended up horribly. Because what most women do once they hear somebody else’s name is they instantly start going off on the guy. And luckily, you waited.”
    – Burt (32:37)

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Tone & Takeaways

The Bert Show is at its best when walking the line between uproarious and empathetic. The cast never shies from uncomfortable truths, whether it’s unexpected family revelations, awkward work romances, famous sports guests, or relationship stings. Despite occasional risk of oversharing—or crossing into the outrageous—the cast holds the conversation with authenticity, wit, and plenty of belly laughs.

Listeners get:

• A wild blend of real-world pitfalls and radio hijinks
• Candid insights into relationships, work, and sports
• The sense that, no matter how awkward your story is, you’re not alone—and there’s always someone on The Bert Show who’s heard (or lived) worse.

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For More:
Call into The Bert Show at 1-855-BertShow or visit www.thebertshow.com for show participation and information.

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Transcript

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[Burt Weiss]

Hey the Bird Show. This by far is my favorite second date update. She goes out on a great date with him and can't figure out why there hasn't been a second date. No callback, nothing after you hear this, there's an obvious reason why the dude was just too embarrassed to call her back. So she goes out with Robert. They go out, they have Drinks, they have dinner, they have a great night. They get back to her place at midnight and he leaves at 6 in the morning.

[Co-host 1]

How you doing?

[Burt Weiss]

How are you? What's going on?

[Co-host 1]

How you doing?

[Burt Weiss]

All right, walk of shame. And she's been waiting on a phone call from Robert that just hasn't happened. So what we're gonna do here, Alicia, with your permission, is give him a call and we are gonna beg him for total honesty. Right.

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

Okay.

[Burt Weiss]

Now, when you made the call to us, what you're saying to us is I'd rather know the ugly details.

[Co-host 2]

Right.

[Burt Weiss]

Rather than just have this thing open ended.

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

Right.

[Burt Weiss]

Is that true? Still there, Alicia?

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

Yeah.

[Co-host 3]

Okay, to sat there for a sec.

[Burt Weiss]

We'll get him on the phone and he's gonna know you're on.

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

Okay, Bert, what's his name?

[Burt Weiss]

And we're open dialogue, we'll open conversation.

[Co-host 2]

I was wondering if you knew.

[Burt Weiss]

Yeah, why are you asking me what his name is?

[Co-host 3]

That was.

[Co-host 1]

It's like asking for directions.

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

Hello?

[Burt Weiss]

Hi, is this Robert?

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Yes, it is.

[Burt Weiss]

Robert, this is Burt Weiss calling from Q100 radio and we're on the air right now and we have Alicia with us, right? You know?

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Yeah, I do, yeah.

[Burt Weiss]

Oh, cool. Hey, thanks for that. You're not such a bad guy. You know, she is just wondering why there's been no second date. Because she said she just had this incredible time with you. You guys spent like 12 hours together. You split at 6 in the morning and she's got no call back and she just wants to know why. What's up?

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Well, yeah, you know, it was a great date, but. And I guess I can tell you guys, I definitely don't want to tell you this on the air. And you know, if you go off the air with me and I'll tell you, and that's cool, but I'm absolutely not going to say it on the air. And you know, if you start, you know, kind of pushing me on it too, I'll just, I'm just gonna warn you right now, I'll just hang up, you know.

[Co-host 1]

Are you not gonna say it on the air because you don't want to hurt Alicia?

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Well, there's a couple. Yeah, well, there's a lot of reasons. There's a lot of people I don't want to hurt. So, you know.

[Co-host 2]

Okay.

[Co-host 1]

Because Alicia is cool with it.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Yeah, I know.

[Chipper Jones]

I mean, I don't. I'm not afraid to tell her.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

It's just not really something I really want to discuss on the air. And honestly, you know, if we talk about it off the air, and she wants to come back on and talk about it with your listeners. That's fine with me.

[Burt Weiss]

So we can talk to you about it off the air and then tell Alicia on the air why you didn't call back.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Yeah.

[Co-host 1]

Does it bother you at all that you're kind of ruining a radio bit right now?

[Burt Weiss]

Hey, Alicia, are you cool with that if we talk to him off the air and find out what's going on?

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

Yeah, that's cool.

[Burt Weiss]

And then we just tell you.

[Co-host 1]

We'll talk to both of them off air.

[Burt Weiss]

Is that cool?

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

Yeah.

[Burt Weiss]

Okay with you guys? Hold on. We'll find out what's up.

[Co-host 3]

Okay.

[Co-host 1]

All right, hold on.

[Burt Weiss]

Alicia?

[Co-host 1]

Alicia.

[Burt Weiss]

Alicia. Alicia, are you okay?

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

Did you hear that?

[Burt Weiss]

Alicia?

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

Alicia, did you hear that?

[Burt Weiss]

Did I hear what?

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

Yeah, I was talking. Yeah, did you heard it, Alicia? Yeah, I just. Yeah, it sucks. Yeah, it was my cousin. Yeah. And I didn't tell him that. I didn't say it on the way to it. We had sex. Yeah.

[Burt Weiss]

Oh, Alicia. Alicia. Alicia.

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

Hello?

[Burt Weiss]

Hi. Hi, it's Bert.

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

Hi.

[Burt Weiss]

We. We. We.

[Co-host 1]

We're back on the air.

[Burt Weiss]

We're back on the air now.

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

You know, I don't. I don't want to talk about this anymore.

[Burt Weiss]

Okay.

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

You know.

[Co-host 3]

Okay.

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

Okay.

[Co-host 3]

Okay.

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

Bye.

[Burt Weiss]

See you.

[Co-host 1]

Okay.

[Co-host 2]

Okay.

[Burt Weiss]

She was going to be on the air. She knew she was going to be on the air. Was she talking to somebody else?

[Co-host 3]

What did she say to him? That second part?

[Co-host 2]

Now, she said, for people who, you know, if you heard what she just said to whoever she was saying. What were the words? She said, he was my cousin. Yeah, that's.

[Burt Weiss]

She said, I didn't say this on the air, but, you know, they also did it.

[Co-host 2]

But then they did it all. They did the Jeff, the Donkey.

[Knox]

Donkey.

[Burt Weiss]

Here's what we could. He. He came on and he said that. I'm really a little bit confused by the whole family tree thing here. That his parents got separated when they were very young.

[Co-host 1]

Here's the deal. He went out with Alicia. They had a great date.

[Co-host 3]

Oh, my God.

[Co-host 1]

He obviously comes back to his house after the date, calls up his brother, whatever the brother's name was. What was his brother's name?

[Co-host 2]

I can't remember.

[Co-host 3]

I don't know.

[Co-host 1]

Calls up the brother's name. I think I know what it is, but I want to say it on the air. So he calls brother. He's like, hey, let me tell you about this great date I had. And brother says, do you know who you were out on a date with that was mom's sister's kid. So obviously brother is closer to mom.

[Co-host 2]

Than this guy, and this guy is.

[Co-host 1]

Closer to mom because the guy that we had on the air said my parents got divorced when I was very young. So he obviously has some sort of step family that he's close to.

[Co-host 2]

Right. So we assumed that he had no relationship with his mom based on the conversation. And his blood brother told him, well, you know what, you hooked up with your cousin.

[Co-host 1]

So then to add another twist to it, then we pick up Alicia again to tell her to find out what she's thinking about. She's obviously on her cell phone or something with a friend of hers talking about what just happened on the radio, and ends that conversation by saying, I'll call you later. But I didn't say this on the radio. We had sex.

[Burt Weiss]

Morning, Q100.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Hey, my name is Dave.

[Burt Weiss]

Hey, Dave. What's going on, dude?

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Well, I just heard you guys in your conversation with that date and the cousins, right?

[Burt Weiss]

Alicia and Robert. Yeah.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Well, when I was about 15, I had sex with two of my first cousins.

[Burt Weiss]

Did you know who she was when you slept with her?

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

Yeah, man.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

We used to do it in the basement of my grandparents house.

[Burt Weiss]

Oh, you're making this up.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Yeah, I promise, I promise. We all used to live together in one big house. It was me, my mother, my brother, my sister, my cousins, my aunt, my uncle, my grandmother, and my grandfather. And we all shared like a basement, you know, it was like a two story house with a full basement. This happened in New York. And yeah, man, we were, we were just, we were just having them. I almost got caught.

[Burt Weiss]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[Co-host 2]

This happened where?

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

In New York?

[Co-host 3]

Okay.

[Burt Weiss]

Really? There you go, Jeff. All right, Dave, hold on a second. We're gonna get your number, my friend, and we're gonna give you the special phone number. All right, Chris.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

All right. Actually, when I first moved to Atlanta, I befriended this kid and he was dating this guy who was much older than he was. They were dating for like a year. And the guy was really cool, nice guy. And Mark had, or actually, I'll keep his name quiet, had actually decided to take him home to meet his mom, like during the holidays.

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

Oh my God.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

And when he came back, he was a little distraught. I was like, what is going on? He was like, my boy is my dad. Because he never actually met his real father.

[Burt Weiss]

Oh my God.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

And they have been like dating for a year. And the sick thing is, and we're still not friends. They're still together.

[Co-host 2]

What Was that. I'm curious, how did he describe when he brought him home to his mom?

[Co-host 1]

That's what's called a priceless saw him?

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

I have no idea. All I remember is him saying how excited he was. They had been together for a long time and he was like, this guy really cares a lot about me. When I found that out, I was like, well, I'm sure he does. He has that nurturing father figure going on. Right. And heart.

[Co-host 2]

So when he calls him, he really did. When he calls him daddy, he's really meaning that?

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

I think so.

[Co-host 1]

Who's your daddy?

[Burt Weiss]

I am.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Who's your daddy?

[Burt Weiss]

I am. Oh, really?

[Co-host 2]

I am.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Oh, my God.

[Burt Weiss]

Unbelievable. All right.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

It was too weird.

[Burt Weiss]

Thanks, man. Hey, the bird show. If there's one thing about Jeff, is he can make the most random comments about the most random activities during the day. This is just one of them that he saw over at Cow Tippers.

[Co-host 1]

One night we went to dinner at Cow Tippers, which is still one of my all time favorite restaurants in Atlanta. It's one of the first restaurants I went to and I had an experience there that I.

[Burt Weiss]

At Cow Tippers? Yes. Oh, really? Oh, do tell. It was in literally change your life forever.

[Co-host 2]

I mean, I know this story sounds promising.

[Co-host 1]

I had. And I've been going back and forth and trying to debate whether or not I, you know, I should tell the story on ear because I don't know if it's offensive or rude or anything. But then I realize that you're Jeff. Well, it involves.

[Co-host 3]

It involves it from any other deaf.

[Co-host 1]

It involves a deaf guy. So really, how can I offend him?

[Burt Weiss]

I mean, you won't offend him because he won't be listening.

[Co-host 1]

But is there. I mean, if somebody's.

[Burt Weiss]

It's like making an Amish joke. I mean, they're not going to call up.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah, they're playing, right. So Jessica and I, we went to Cow Tippers Friday night for dinner and it was packed. We went there right at the height of packing.

[Co-host 2]

Don't say that about Cow Tippers.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

I didn't even go near that joke.

[Co-host 1]

Melissa.

[Burt Weiss]

I was on my way. No, no, no, no.

[Co-host 1]

So we backed into Cow Dippers, so we had to park down the hill behind Smith. And we're walking up and we're following these two guys who are also going to Cow Tippers, and clearly one or both of them is deaf because they're communicating using sign language. So we follow them into the restaurant and we get our table and they get theirs and we get our dinner and we're having dinner, and, you know, after. After the meal, I have to use the bathroom. So as you can imagine, at Cow Tippers, the men's room is packed and the women's room is.

[Co-host 2]

Okay, once again, be very careful.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

It's crowded, Jeff.

[Co-host 1]

The bedroom is crowded. There are a lot more men using the bathroom than women. So there's a bit of a wait for the men's room. So we're waiting in line and whatever. And then a toilet opens up. So I step up, take care of what I gotta do, and then I am at the sink washing my hands, and there's a line that is formed to the left of the sink of maybe two or three guys who are waiting for a toilet to open up. And the door to come into the bathroom is, like, at the end of this line. And the last guy. The guy closest to the door is the guy that I saw communicating with sign language, you know, when we walked up. So as I'm washing my hands, a guy. I saw this out of the corner of my eye. Somebody came in the bathroom about a million miles an hour. And that door swung open and caught the deaf guy right in the side of the face. Hit him hard. Now, that's not funny. That hurts. So that wasn't funny. But do you remember during the movie E.T. the noise that E.T. made when he was in the shed and he got caught and then he took off running down the street with his arms in the air right down the road? Yeah, that's what our friend did. To the point where a guy, while using the toilet, looked out of the stall to see if everything was okay. I think I jumped. And everybody in the bathroom, it was trying to stifle laughter. Now, is it rude at all to. I mean, he didn't. Is that rude?

[Burt Weiss]

Or even the sound. You're making fun of the sound that he made.

[Co-host 1]

Just the whole experience in general. Just the, you know, the swing of the door.

[Burt Weiss]

Whack, boom.

[Co-host 1]

The whole five seconds, the whole package.

[Co-host 2]

I think it's the ET Reference.

[Co-host 1]

And then he threw his hands in the air and he ran out of cow timbers with his neck really high.

[Burt Weiss]

The bird show.

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[Burt Weiss]

We have all been here before. You have a great first date, you spend six or seven hours on it and you're just waiting for the second date, waiting for the phone to ring so you can set up that second date and it just doesn't happen. Well, when that happens to one of the Berkshire listeners, what they do is they call us up and we call the guy on the air and ask him why there's been no second date. We call that second date update. Morning, Missy.

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

Good morning.

[Burt Weiss]

All right, Missy, tell us about the great first date you had with.

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

It was Mike. Yeah, he's just this really great guy. We actually, we are Working together. I've dropped quite a few hints, and the guy finally asks me out. So it was just this wonderful date that we had. And I don't understand, you know, since then, he's just totally given me the cold shoulder at work.

[Burt Weiss]

Now, how long have you guys been working together?

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

Gosh, we've been working together for about nine months.

[Burt Weiss]

And how long has this whole flirty, flirty thing been going on?

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

This has been. Well, originally starting about when he first started working there, and we've both been working there for about nine months. So it's been like this long overdrawn thing where, you know, built up to flirting. He finally asked me out, we went out, and everything was great.

[Burt Weiss]

Where'd you guys go? What'd you do?

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

Oh, man. He took me down to Soto. Soto took me over. We went to Highland Tap for martinis, and we. Gosh, for a couple of hours we were there.

[Burt Weiss]

This guy did it right. Takes you to a nice Italian place, gets it for the best martini in the town. Okay.

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

Yeah. I don't understand. Everything was so great, and then just, like, a complete, total different change back at work.

[Co-host 1]

Did you guys go back home after Highland Tap?

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

Yeah, we actually, you know, we made out for a little while. He came back up to my apartment, and, you know, it wasn't too extensive, but it was really cool. I just can't figure it out.

[Burt Weiss]

All right, so a little intimacy there, but nothing, like, over the top.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Yeah.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah. I'm curious. How did the date end? Like, did it seem like it was on a good note?

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

Yeah, I mean, he came up to my apartment, we had, like, a last drink, and we were sitting there and, you know, making out on the couch, doing whatever, you know, and then he leaves. Like a normal date would end where you assume everything's going. Okay, what was.

[Burt Weiss]

How. What was the approach to leave the apartment was. I've got an early day tomorrow. Was it?

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

No, it was just kind of like, you know, it was.

[Burt Weiss]

Night was over.

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

Night was over 11 in the morning, we both had to work the next day. It wasn't, you know.

[Co-host 2]

I don't know. Do you? I mean, the reason I was asking about how the date ended because I'm just wondering if he was disappointed it didn't go further.

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

No, I really. To be honest with you, I don't think so, because there was no really pressure there from either side. It was just. It was time to be over. I think that was kind of how we both felt about it.

[Co-host 1]

Okay, what from. From the time he. Did he pick you up or did you guys meet at the restaurant or that work?

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

We actually met at the restaurant.

[Co-host 1]

Okay, from the time you guys met at the restaurant to the time you guys finished necking and he headed home. What's. What are we looking at for a total date time frame there?

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

Oh, Gosh, I'd say 7 to 1am That's a lot.

[Burt Weiss]

And Missy, I gotta be honest with you. We totally tr. I mean, we will pressure this guy to give you total honesty and we won't let him off the phone until he does. So sometimes it gets painful. All right, Missy, hold on one second.

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

All right, Missy. Yes, you're there.

[Burt Weiss]

Okay, cool. We're gonna beg him for total honesty with this thing. Okay.

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

Okay. All right, I want you to.

[Burt Weiss]

You know these things don't end well, right? It's very rare that they end well.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Hello?

[Burt Weiss]

Hi, is Mike around, please?

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Yes, he.

[Burt Weiss]

Hi Mike, this is bert calling from Q100. We're on the air right now. I'm with Melissa Carter and Jeff Dollar and we also, we have one of your co workers on the phone.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Okay. Yeah, I knew you guys are gonna call actually.

[Burt Weiss]

How'd you know that?

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

A friend of mine just called me about, I don't know, 15, 10 minutes ago or something like that.

[Burt Weiss]

Alright, so you know what's going on here?

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Kind of, but I'm not really sure exactly what the point of it.

[Burt Weiss]

Hey, Missy.

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

Yeah.

[Burt Weiss]

You want to go ahead and tell Mike why we're calling?

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

I was actually wondering, you know, we went out, we had a great date and I don't understand, like it didn't go anywhere from there.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Yeah.

[Co-host 1]

This is what we call the comfortable moment of the virtue.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Yeah.

[Burt Weiss]

And now she's, she's open, embarrassed. She's opened herself up here too, Mike. She wants total honesty on why there's been no second date.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

I guess basically what it boils down to is, you know, it was really fun and I think she's really nice and she's got a nice personality and everything and she's good looking too. But basically, I mean, all she wanted to talk about was work, you know, and it was just always about work. She was talking about, you know, my friends who I work with and have worked with for a while and you know, speculating on who makes what. And it's just the kind of stuff obviously that I don't want to talk about. Certainly out of date, you know, I socialize to get away from work and that was basically all that she talked about.

[Burt Weiss]

Missy, did it make any sense to you? Just A little too work.

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

You know, I don't really think I was talking about work that much, was I? I mean, yeah, kind of.

[Chipper Jones]

Yeah, you were.

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

I don't really recall, but I guess maybe I did ask a few questions or say a few things, but I didn't think it was like that much to where it would bother you.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Yeah, I just really, you know, don't like talking about work outside of work, basically. And, you know, I leave. I leave it all there and.

[Burt Weiss]

Well, would it be possible for you guys to go out again? And if so, then she'd promise not to talk about work.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

I'd like to if I thought it would, you know, be the right thing to do. But, you know, after that I kind of realized maybe it's not, you know, such a good thing to date someone that you work with really closely. And, you know, inevitably that kind of stuff is going to come up. You're going to talk about it. You know, I mean, you, you do talk about your problems with your significant other, so. And they tend to be work related. And I just don't, you know, I don't know if it's such a healthy mix. I'm not really sure it's such a good idea to go out again.

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

Well, okay.

[Burt Weiss]

All right. You just kind of realize now that, you know, maybe it's not a good idea to start dating somebody from work.

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

All right.

[Burt Weiss]

All right. Hey, we're gonna let you go, Mike. Thanks for being so honest. Appreciate it.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Okay, man, thanks.

[Burt Weiss]

Take care.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

I'll see you later.

[Co-host 1]

Get it.

[Burt Weiss]

The Birch Show. The truth of the matter is, anytime we have any kind of athlete on the Bird Show, I get a little on the smitten side. And I just couldn't refrain from telling Chipper Jones that I had a guy crush on him. Morning, Chipper Jones. How you doing, dude? I'm doing all right, y'.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

All.

[Chipper Jones]

There you are.

[Burt Weiss]

What's going on, man?

[Chipper Jones]

Fixing to head out to the ballpark now.

[Burt Weiss]

What time do you guys have to get to the ballpark, start practicing?

[Chipper Jones]

Usually about seven o' clock in the morning, but we, we had a night game last night, so Bobby allowed us to come in about 10:30 today.

[Burt Weiss]

Let me ask you this, Chipper. I know you've. You've only been in the Braves organization, correct?

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Correct.

[Burt Weiss]

Correct. Because I know, you know, like, I'm right. I'm from San Diego, so I've unfortunately had to root for the Padres year in and year out. I mean, it's. It's been God awful for 20 years.

[Chipper Jones]

You've had a couple good years.

[Burt Weiss]

Yeah, two good years, actually. And, you know, there's always this optimism around teams that really bite really badly that this is gonna. Anything can happen this year. This is gonna be the year. The Padres. This is gonna be the year. The Brewers. This is gonna be the year. You know, Tampa Bay wins the World Series. You guys have a bit of a different attitude, I gotta believe, because you're constantly independent.

[Chipper Jones]

Well, we feel, you know, every year is going to be the year. Obviously, we're probably a little spoiled, you know, in some of the success that we've had, and that's the reason for the lofty expectations. But, you know, I think it's good. It's great for baseball that those teams, you know, have that optimism because, you know, year in and year out, there's one team that is sort of the Cinderella and, you know, new kid on the block.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

And, you know.

[Chipper Jones]

Who'S to say what team that's going to be? You know, obviously, if you stay healthy the whole season, you have a couple guys have career years, you know, maybe. Maybe it will be San Diego. Certainly they have.

[Burt Weiss]

Don't tease me.

[Chipper Jones]

For your sake, see them at least.

[Burt Weiss]

In the playoffs, dude, don't you tease me. You know, but. Because come April 3rd, I get all excited about Padre season, and then April 14th, I'm like, they're out already after.

[Chipper Jones]

That 3 and 11 start.

[Burt Weiss]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chipper Jones]

They got too much talent over there to be that bad.

[Burt Weiss]

I hope you're right, man.

[Co-host 2]

Bert, you mentioned the Padres, and this will be the year with the Braves fans, you know, have that feeling about just winning the World Series.

[Burt Weiss]

Yeah.

[Chipper Jones]

So, you know, like I said earlier, that's a great feeling to have because there aren't too many teams in baseball nowadays who can boast of having, you know, World Series aspirations. And we've had it for the last 12 years.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

And.

[Chipper Jones]

And to be honest with you, more than half the time or almost half the time, we've been there in the World Series with a chance to win a world Championship. Not only winning one, obviously, bites a little bit, but, you know, I think if we give ourselves enough opportunities, we'll certainly win another one one day.

[Co-host 1]

How's the outfield feeling?

[Chipper Jones]

Feels pretty good, actually. Probably had one of my better games last night. I robbed a home run from Jim Thome.

[Burt Weiss]

Nice.

[Chipper Jones]

Made a couple nice running plays, so I'm having fun with it out there. And we finally won a game last night, so hopefully we'll get on a little bit of a roll here before spring training ends. Carrying it into the season.

[Burt Weiss]

Hey Chipper, when you make like a kick ass catch like that, do you go home and watch ESPN to see yourself?

[Chipper Jones]

You better believe I knew you guys did.

[Burt Weiss]

I knew you. And then do you like fast forward it, then reverse it?

[Chipper Jones]

But I will catch the 10 o' clock version, the 12 o' clock version, 2 o' clock version. Then I'll wake up really early because they play it every hour on the hour.

[Co-host 1]

It's the all night sports center. So it's chipper at 4:30 in the morning, wrapped in a blanket on his couch.

[Burt Weiss]

Have you ever played a video game with you in it? Have you ever been you on a video game?

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

I have actually.

[Chipper Jones]

Not too much. It was just kind of a little experiment type thing. I'm not real heavy into video games.

[Co-host 2]

Who's better, the real Chipper or the animated Chipper?

[Chipper Jones]

Well, that depends on what year you're talking. 96, 97. I didn't have a lot of pop on these cameras. 2000, 2002. I probably got a little pop. Probably go deep off field.

[Co-host 1]

You know, it's kind of really messing the mental game knowing that they're probably on the games on the Xbox and the, and the PlayStation. Everything that most 11 year olds can probably beat you if you are playing yourself on the game.

[Chipper Jones]

Without a doubt. Because if they're not in school, they're probably in front of the tube playing Xbox.

[Burt Weiss]

I hate to see Chipper go. I can hit a high heater better than that. I know I can. Well, Chipper, thanks a lot for joining us. We know you gotta start, you know, getting to the batting cages or whatever it is you do.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Great.

[Chipper Jones]

Thank you very much.

[Burt Weiss]

Hey, feel free to check in with us anytime. I got like this big old guy crush on you, man. I mean it's not, it's not like a physical thing. I just, I would like to be Chipper for a day.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Wow, I'm speechless.

[Chipper Jones]

I've never been hit on by a man before.

[Burt Weiss]

See, it's not hitting on. To have a guy crush on another guy is not hitting. You know what? You know what I want to do? Because we get these kids, we get calls from elementary school kids all the time that have these projects where they want to shadow us for the day.

[Chipper Jones]

Really?

[Burt Weiss]

I want to be Chipper's shadow for the day.

[Chipper Jones]

Maybe one day.

[Co-host 3]

That's called a stalker.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah, you just totally weirded him out. We'll keep him away from Chipper.

[Chipper Jones]

Have a cop present at all times.

[Burt Weiss]

Hey, take care, Chipper. Good luck this season. We'll talk to you later, man.

[Chipper Jones]

All right, guys.

[Burt Weiss]

Bye. Now you're on the Burt show. You know how War of the Roses works, right? Woman is convinced that her man has been messing around on her. So what she does is she has us place a fake phone call to him pretending to be a florist, and she wants to see who he's gonna turn around and send the flowers to. Either her or the person he's messing around.

[Co-host 3]

Hello, is Jamie in, please?

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Yes, speaking.

[Co-host 3]

Jamie, hi, this is Lindsay. I'm calling from a radio station in Atlanta. You're live on the air right now. You've just won this incredible contest. You are getting a free dozen roses. You can send them to whomever you'd like, and they are completely free and they're gorgeous. Would you like to send someone long step red roses?

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Yeah.

[Co-host 3]

Okay, great, great, great. I first just need to fill out a card so we know who they're going to.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Is it okay AKA can I get more than one? One dozen? Like if I see the difference or something, I want to get some extras.

[Co-host 3]

Yeah, no, no, no, no. We'll pay for it, definitely.

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

Now how many dozen I've got, you.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Know, about three different women I'm seeing right now.

[Co-host 3]

Three different women you're seeing. Okay.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Plus I, you know, I have to take care of my wife.

[Co-host 3]

Plus your wife. Okay, let's fill out. Let's do card number one, Then we'll do card number two, three, and then your wife's card.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Okay.

[Co-host 3]

It was the first.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

I tell you what, why don't you just say you mean the world to me. Love Jamie. And you know what, just put the same thing on all four of them because that way a little less chance for confusion. You know what I mean?

[Co-host 3]

Yeah, but I need. The only thing I need to know is their names. You mean the world to me. Love Jamie. And who are they going to?

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Well, okay, the first one, right? It's gonna be Lisa.

[Co-host 3]

Lisa.

[Knox]

Gotcha.

[Co-host 3]

Lisa.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

You know what?

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

Maybe.

[Co-host 3]

What?

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Do it. Is it easier just not to put any names that way?

[Co-host 3]

No, I actually need to put names on because we've had horrible screw ups in the past.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Okay.

[Chipper Jones]

Okay.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Lisa.

[Co-host 3]

Who's the second one?

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

The first one's Lisa.

[Knox]

Okay.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Second one is Kelly. Kelly with an ie.

[Co-host 3]

With an ie. Gotcha. Thank you for telling me that. And the third. Third girlfriend goes to whom?

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Susan.

[Co-host 3]

Susan.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

No, Mega Susie.

[Co-host 3]

Oh, Susie. I E or S U S. And.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Then my wife Shelly is my wife.

[Burt Weiss]

Shelly.

[Co-host 3]

Your wife gets the last of the four roses?

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Yeah, exactly. Can I just Add one more thing. Like, can you put a P.S.

[Co-host 3]

Of course.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

On all of them?

[Co-host 3]

Absolutely. What would you like to say?

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Just put P.S. i listen to the Burt show, too, and I love my wife more.

[Burt Weiss]

Thank you, Jamie.

[Co-host 3]

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[Burt Weiss]

Good for you, Jamie. Hey, Shelly.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Oh, no.

[Co-host 3]

Good for you, Jim.

[Burt Weiss]

You had us all freaked, dude. Freaked.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

You can't kid a kidder.

[Burt Weiss]

Hey, Jamie.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Bad girl.

[Burt Weiss]

Okay. Because you heard what was going on with Shelly. She's all freaked out that you're working late and that, you know, you're taking a little extra money out of the kitty, and she doesn't know what for. So you.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Oh, not bad. Again.

[Burt Weiss]

You want to. You want to comfort her a little bit here?

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Why don't you just ask Shelley what is coming up, what May 9th is.

[Burt Weiss]

Shelly, what is May 9th?

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

My birthday.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Maybe she might consider not questioning me like this until after May 9th. Oh, my God.

[Burt Weiss]

Ouch.

[Co-host 3]

That's rough.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Oh, honey, I love.

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

Sorry.

[Co-host 1]

That's pretty funny.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

I feel so bad.

[Burt Weiss]

We told her not to do it.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

You probably goaded her into it. No, I mean, it's.

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

You know.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

I don't know. She's a worry warrior. That's what she is. She's a worrier.

[Burt Weiss]

Shelly. A little insecure about the relationship?

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

No.

[Chipper Jones]

I mean.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

No.

[Burt Weiss]

Well, Jamie, you had us all freaked out. We're like, what? That was poor girlfriends.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah.

[Burt Weiss]

It wouldn't have been out of the ordinary, though, for this thing.

[Co-host 3]

What did Jamie say?

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

I think my heart felt like through my body to my feet.

[Co-host 3]

I can't even imagine how you must have felt, because when Jamie said all four women.

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

Oh, my God.

[Burt Weiss]

Yeah. That could have ended up horribly. Because what most women do once they hear somebody else's name is they instantly start going off on the guy. And luckily, you waited. And she did.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

She held it together pretty well.

[Burt Weiss]

Yeah, she did.

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

I was just digging my nails into.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

My body and I had to come up with three names.

[Burt Weiss]

I mean, so everything's fine there, Shelley. And he's a good man because he listens to the show also.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

He is a good man.

[Burt Weiss]

He's a good man.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Sweetheart, I'll see you soon, okay?

[Burt Weiss]

All right, guys, talk to you later. Listen, it's the Vert Show.

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[Burt Weiss]

Now our son's new girlfriend, a former student. Don't miss anniversary. You know, I used to be afraid of you.

[Caller Female (Alicia/Missy)]

I don't think I am anymore.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Starring Diane Lane and Kyle Chandler. We need to be careful.

[Burt Weiss]

She's trying to obliterate us.

[Caller Male (Robert/Mike/Jamie/Dave/Chipper)]

Anniversary. Rated R.