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The Bert Show – Full Show PT 3: Friday, February 13 [Vault]
Date: February 13, 2026
Cast Highlights: Bert (C), Kristin (D), Abby (E), Cassie (B), Tommy (A), and listeners
Overview
This episode of The Bert Show is quintessential morning radio: energetic, playful, and deeply rooted in connecting with their listeners. The first half is a light-hearted discussion about "foods in Atlanta that are better than sex," soliciting outrageous and delicious nominations from listeners, before pivoting to a heartfelt segment where a caller seeks the community's help in locating two good Samaritans who came to her family's aid during a terrifying medical emergency.
Segment One: Atlanta Foods That Are "Better Than Sex"
[Starts ~03:00]
Main Theme
Prompted by a hostess at Cafe Intermezzo claiming their chocolate cookie dough cheesecake is "better than sex," the hosts banter about whether any food is worth forgoing intimacy for, and invite listeners to offer their own nominations.
Key Discussion Points & Listener Favorites
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Cafe Intermezzo – Chocolate Cookie Dough Cheesecake
- Bert describes being “a little offended” when a hostess tells his wife the dessert is “better than sex.”
"Basically, she's saying, anything he can do to you, this cake is better." (Bert, 02:48)
- Bert describes being “a little offended” when a hostess tells his wife the dessert is “better than sex.”
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Nine in Roswell – Desserts (Chalkboard selection) & Coconut Pie
- Abby raves about the ever-changing dessert board:
"Anything on the chalkboard at Nine is something that is delectable..." (Abby, 04:31)
- Abby raves about the ever-changing dessert board:
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Sean’s Restaurant (Inman Park) – Ricotta Stuffed Beignets
- Kristin fondly describes these brunch treats:
"They are ricotta-stuffed beignets that you dip into chocolate... to die for." (Kristin, 04:54)
- Kristin fondly describes these brunch treats:
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Pasta Bella (Austell) – Chicken Marsala
- Amanda contends, "I don’t even like mushrooms, and it’s still amazing.” (Amanda, 06:28)
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Copeland’s Cheesecake Bistro – Bananas Foster
- Intern Jessica: "They have the best Bananas Foster ever." (07:24)
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Medieval Madness Ice Cream (Kroger/Texas Pride brand)
- Lauren would "take it any day over… I love my boyfriend, but the ice cream would.” (Lauren, 08:04)
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Cartoozi’s Italian Kitchen – Chicken Bosco
- John confesses to returning “three straight weeks and had it every single day.” (John, 09:03)
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Cheesecake Factory – Craig’s Crazy Carrot Cheesecake
- April: "It is carrot cake and cheesecake together... I take it now." (April, 09:44, 09:50)
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Sugo – Pork Braciol
- Chris: "If I'm not going to get any action later on, I can still have the pork Braciol." (Chris, 09:58)
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Swallow at the Hollow (Roswell) – Banana Pudding
- Shay, an avowed banana pudding hater, proclaims:
"Their banana pudding is the most scrumptious thing on the face of this planet." (Shay, 10:58)
- Noteworthy: made with chocolate chip cookies and "real whipped cream" (11:14)
- Shay, an avowed banana pudding hater, proclaims:
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The Globe – Lamb Salad (lightheartedly rejected by hosts)
- Bert and Kristin agree, "You can't name anything that has salad in the title." (Kristin, 12:25)
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
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On the willingness to trade sex for food:
"Is it a statement about the food, or is it a statement about the lack of good sex women are getting?" (Bert, 08:23)
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On the abundance of non-dessert nominations:
“Please make it be a dessert, because all this chicken and pork is turning me off.” (Kristin, 10:38)
Timestamps
- 03:00 – Discussion kicks off
- 04:54 – Beignets at Sean's described
- 05:43 – Listener Amanda on Chicken Marsala
- 06:48 – Bananas Foster debate
- 09:03 – John sings the praises of Chicken Bosco
- 09:58 – Sugo’s Pork Braciol
- 10:58 – Shay’s banana pudding testimonial
- 12:25 – The team debates lamb salad's sex appeal
Segment Two: Reuniting with Real-Life Angels
[Starts ~14:52]
Main Theme
Listener Lisa calls in seeking help to identify two strangers who intervened during her son's medical emergency in the parking lot outside Nordstrom Rack at Mall of Georgia. Her emotional retelling and the hosts' brainstorming highlight the show's close community bond.
Key Discussion Points
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Lisa’s Family Emergency
- Lisa recounts a terrifying incident:
"Preston, which is our two year old... he's not breathing. I look back, Preston's eyes are rolled back in his head." (Lisa, 15:22)
- Out of nowhere, a young man and woman arrive to help; the man is certified in CPR, keeps Preston stable, and provides crucial info for paramedics, while the woman comforts Lisa.
- Lisa recounts a terrifying incident:
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The Quest to Find the Helpers
- Lisa wishes to offer more than a simple thank you, calling them "angels."
- Bert and the team try to piece together identifiable details:
- Rough ages: mid-20s, both with sandy blonde hair, tan
- No names; description gathered from the chaotic moment
- Multiple leads and ideas are discussed:
- Check for police/EMS records and incident reports (Cliff, law enforcement officer, 23:03)
- Security camera footage from Nordstrom Rack (Jessica knows the manager, 23:53)
- Marie, a listener who works for local PD, promises to check the records after her shift begins at 8AM (25:24)
- Writing a public letter to the newspaper, as suggested by Jeff, a paramedic with a similar story (26:16)
- The hosts stress how rare such unsolicited acts of help are in today's world:
"Because this day and time, nobody volunteers to come up and help anybody, which is sad, but it's true." (Lisa, 18:50)
"She just knows these two angels are helping save her child." (Bert, 20:29)
Notable Quotes
- Lisa’s gratitude and emotion:
"They were literally angels because they came out of the nowhere and they volunteered to help... I owe a lot to them, more than just a thank you." (Lisa, 15:49; 17:57)
- On keeping cool in crisis:
"This man could sort of assess the situation and know that he didn't need CPR and he did have a pulse and that sort of thing... be the calm that y'all needed in that situation." (Kristin, 17:44)
- On the power of community:
"Our hope here is that Lisa will give us some details... and we'll be able to reunite them today, tomorrow, sometime in the very near future." (Bert, 14:59)
Timestamps
- 14:52 – [Content resumes after ads]
- 15:22 – Lisa details the emergency
- 17:18 – Kristin clarifies sequence of events
- 21:01 – Listeners suggest contacting EMS/Police, reviewing security footage
- 23:03 – Cliff's police records idea
- 25:24 – Listener Marie offers inside police help
Overall Tone & Energy
- Upbeat, irreverent, and welcoming in the food discussion, with plenty of friendly teasing (especially regarding "better than sex" claims).
- Warm, sincere, and community-oriented during Lisa's segment, with the hosts and listeners rallying to problem-solve and provide comfort.
Wrap-Up
This episode offers a perfect snapshot of The Bert Show’s appeal: a mix of relatable, laugh-out-loud moments about everyday indulgences and real, heartfelt engagement with listeners’ personal stories. Whether debating the supremacy of a cheesecake or working together to find anonymous heroes, the show keeps it real and community-driven throughout.