Transcript
A (0:00)
The third show. This is America. There has to be winners. There has to be losers. My house is a microcosm of America. Someone I don't know. I just told Melissa I know I'm tired because I'm just talking too much.
B (0:16)
First day back from vacation. But, I mean, Bert is confident that this test result will go in his favor.
A (0:23)
Stacy is on hold. Alan from New London Driving School is on hold. We will get the results here in just a second. Hey, Stace.
C (0:29)
Hi.
D (0:30)
Hi.
A (0:31)
How are you?
D (0:32)
I'm fine.
A (0:33)
There's a little bit of taunting going on this week on vacation, waiting for these results, I gotta tell you.
E (0:38)
So you guys took this driving test before we left for vacation?
A (0:41)
Yeah. Stacey, you want to explain exactly what the driving test was all about?
D (0:46)
The driving test.
F (0:48)
Well, said they had a car, so.
D (0:51)
We both had to drive the same car, so it was fair. And then we had. The school was in the car with us, and there were three people, so it made you a little tense. Except he asked me when I got in the car if I was nervous. I wasn't nervous at all. But he said you were.
F (1:05)
I was, yeah.
D (1:07)
So.
G (1:08)
Well, you took a bunch of Quaaludes.
A (1:09)
Before the test, and I smoked a bunch of weed. Just clouded my. Clouded my judgment. My timing.
G (1:15)
Also said quaaludes since Studio 54's been quaaludes. What the hell was that?
E (1:21)
What is that?
A (1:22)
Anyway, so, yeah, we get in our. We separately got in the car with Alan from New London Driving School. And it's not old school like it used to be. Like, I remember taking the driving test back in high school where you had a steering wheel and an accelerator and a brake on. On my side of the car. And the instructor had the same. On his side of the car. Dude just has a brake now.
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