Full Show PT 3: Friday, July 17 [Vault]

Summary

The Bert Show - Full Show PT 3: Friday, July 17 [Vault]

Date: July 17, 2026
Cast: Bert, Kristin, Abby, Cassie, Tommy & The Bert Show Cast
Podcast Theme: Morning radio show that mixes news, real-life stories, listener calls, and lighthearted fun.

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Bert Show revolves around several major topics—Tax Day mishaps and confessions (from both hosts and listeners), the "All or Nothing" celebrity trivia game, dilemmas regarding how to support friends making bad choices, shocking undercover reports about returned underwear in retail stores, and a lighthearted story about courtside heckling at a basketball game. Throughout, the tone remains candid, humorous, and relatable, with the cast and listeners bringing personal anecdotes to the table.

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Key Segments and Insights

1. Tax Day Confessions and Chaos

(01:12 – 12:26)

Discussion Points:

• The crew muses over Tax Day stress, procrastination, and forgetfulness.
• Listeners call in with their own last-minute tax filing woes and some shocking tales of tax avoidance.
• Several callers under voice disguise share stories about themselves or loved ones who haven’t paid taxes in many years, with reasons ranging from procrastination and self-employment to just assuming the IRS "will work it out."
• Panel members debate the anxiety and guilt associated with not filing and whether the IRS is as aggressive as rumored.
• The tone mixes self-deprecation (“I had to file an extension because I couldn't get my act together.” – Female Panelist, 02:35) with incredulity at the lengths some will go to avoid taxes.

Notable Quotes & Moments:

• [03:37]: Host: “This is tricky for servers because I think you're supposed to claim all your tips, but wink, wink. I mean, come on.”
• [04:49]: Co-host: "Cut the cord, baby."
  (About growing out of relying on parents to solve tax problems.)
• [08:21]: Caller (voice disguised): “My ex hasn’t filed in 14 years.”
  Host: “Fourteen years? How is that possible?”
• [10:27]: Caller: “I talked to IRS and I was like, they’re not worried about it, so...”
  Host: “This is the first I’ve ever heard of IRS being accurate.”
• [12:21]: Co-host: "Talk to the people that have been sent to jail because they haven't paid theirs." (Refuting the myth that paying income tax isn't legally required.)

Segment Highlight:

[10:50 – 11:53]
A caller reveals her father hasn't filed taxes in 19 years, leading to discussion on dependency, IRS repercussions, and the real-life fallout of such decisions.

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2. All or Nothing Trivia: The Most Well-Endowed Men in Hollywood

(14:35 – 19:24)

Discussion Points:

• The show resumes its “All or Nothing” trivia game: listeners have to guess the five male celebrities rumored to be the most well-endowed in Hollywood.
• Callers guess, but with only partial success ("You have two on the list"), building suspense for ongoing segments.
• The stakes are increased with prizes like John Mayer tickets and a massage.
• Hosts remind listeners to listen carefully and use process of elimination.

Notable Quotes & Moments:

• [15:13] Host: “These five male celebrities obviously are the most well endowed in Hollywood.”
• [15:53] Co-host: "I thought those were all good guesses, too, man."
• [17:21] Host: "You have two on the list."
• [18:20] Host (hint): “These are all dudes that are living.”

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3. Being a Friend vs. Enabling Bad Choices

(19:05 – 29:00)

Discussion Points:

• One female panelist seeks advice for supporting a friend (“Tammy from Tampa”) who repeatedly makes poor relationship decisions and vents about it endlessly.
• Hosts and callers relate and chime in: Is there a point where supporting a friend stops being healthy? How do you balance being a sounding board with self-care?
• The gender difference in communication styles is noted—dudes may more easily set conversational boundaries.

Notable Quotes & Moments:

• [21:06] Host: “Now, is it a bunch of different decisions, or does she keep coming to you advice on the same decision?”
• [22:07] Host: "Why aren't you just allowed to volunteer? Look, I love you, but...this subject is just off limits. I’m getting frustrated."
• [23:41] Caller Alexis: “In the beginning you're looking for advice...But after years of being in that same bad relationship, you know, you just have to be there to listen.”
• [28:01] Caller Nancy: “To be truly a good friend is to say the things that people don't want to hear. You know what you need to do.”

Segment Highlight:

• The emotional fallout for friends who carry the burden of supporting someone who remains stuck; ultimately, the group lands on the importance of boundary-setting and self-care, even if it feels unkind.

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4. Shocking Retail Exposé: Returned Underwear Put Back on Store Shelves

(31:11 – 39:24)

Discussion Points:

• The hosts react to a Today Show investigative report showing major department stores accepting and then reselling returned (and visibly used) underwear.
• The segment features multiple revelations: some stores go to great lengths to inspect returned underwear (black lights, tweezers); others simply re-tag and reshelve it immediately—even with visible stains.
• Microbiologists weigh in on the health risks, leading to animated disgust and gallows humor among the cast.
• Listeners with retail experience call in to confirm or clarify store policies.

Notable Quotes & Moments:

• [31:46] Former Victoria’s Secret Employee: "We would retake it and put it back on the sales floor."
• [32:41] Host: “Someone had the job to go in the back of Victoria’s Secret, put the rubber gloves on, put it under the black light…and tweezers.”
• [35:00] Moto Casino Advertiser: “Amazingly, it’s not illegal to sell used underwear.”
• [36:15] Cast banters about “fungi” and “Snooki on your Snooki panties.”
• [38:05] Retail worker warns: “Make sure you wash your goodies before you put them on.”
• [38:43] After stores reshelf obviously stained undies, cast erupts: “Wrong…I would see something about your greasy leakage.” (39:06)

Segment Highlight:

[38:05 – 39:24]
Real-life store policy testimony and shock over retailers’ lax handling of used underwear. Listeners are advised—wash before you wear!

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5. Courtside Heckling & Atlanta Hawks Anecdotes

(41:36 – 43:30)

Discussion Points:

• Bert recounts attending a Hawks game, sitting courtside, and heckling veteran NBA forward Kurt Thomas.
• The exchange—“You need a nap. You can’t hang with Zaza anymore. You’re old, you’re slow”—gets a notable stare-down from Thomas, making Bert feel like a participatory “sixth man.”
• Cast and callers revel in the moment, underscoring the thrill of courtside seats.

Notable Quotes & Moments:

• [43:10] Bert: “You need a nap. You can’t hang with Zaza.”
• [43:30] “That’s when you know you’re doing something—when he stares at you, that little evil stare…”

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Memorable Quotes (with timestamps & speaker attribution)

• “This is tricky for servers because I think you're supposed to claim all your tips, but wink, wink. I mean, come on.”
  — Host (03:37)

• “Cut the cord, baby.”
  — Host (04:49), about adult children and taxes

• “My ex hasn’t filed in 14 years.”
  — Caller (08:21)

• “You have two on the list.”
  — Host (17:21), during trivia

• “Sometimes with women…it can be a stream of consciousness conversation. And as a woman, you don't even know what you want.”
  — Co-host (24:41)

• “To be truly a good friend is to say the things that people don't want to hear.”
  — Caller Nancy (28:01)

• “We would retake it and put it back on the sales floor.”
  — Former Victoria’s Secret Employee (31:46, Today Show clip)

• “Make sure you wash your goodies before you put them on.”
  — Caller (38:05)

• “You need a nap. You can’t hang with Zaza.”
  — Bert (43:10), heckling at the Hawks game

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Important Timestamps

• 01:12: Tax Day confessions—missed deadlines, extensions, and anxiety.
• 08:21: Voice-disguised callers confess to years—sometimes decades—of not filing taxes.
• 14:35: “All or Nothing” celebrity trivia segment begins.
• 19:05: Dilemma: How do you support a friend stuck in a cycle of bad relationship choices?
• 31:11: Undercover report: Shocking truths about returned underwear in retail stores.
• 41:36: NBA courtside heckling story.

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Episode Takeaways

• Taxes: Procrastination, forgetfulness, and outright avoidance are more common—and varied—than most admit.
• Advice-giving: Friends risk burning out if they’re forever sounding boards without reciprocated growth or listening.
• Retail Risks: Yes, stores sometimes re-sell used underwear—listeners are cautioned to always wash new purchases.
• Fun & Community: Whether it’s a trivia game, taking calls, or giving heck at a basketball game, the show values laughter and shared (sometimes shocking) real-life experiences.

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In Summary:
This episode masterfully blends practical conversation, listener participation, humor, empathy, and just the right dose of shock and disgust, making “The Bert Show” a must-listen for anyone needing a mix of relatable chaos and realness with their morning coffee.

Transcript

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[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

Yeah, I don't think we're gonna get calls on this.

[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

I guarantee we'll get at least one.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

Everybody knows what April 15 is.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

You'd think that you would have it circled on your calendar.

[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

Some people don't pay attention to the date and their alarm could have gone off and I can't remember what time it was but at some point Wendy just said happy tax Day.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Here's our question. Is there anybody listening that just now realized just now that today is tax day and you know you have to pay taxes but you didn't realize it until this very second or 10 minutes ago. 404-741-Q100 we should have had like accountants or whatever.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

We should have done a vent line for them. You know, I guess they wouldn't have time to even call the vent line. But like I think tomorrow they have now decreed it tax preparer day. Because since midnight tonight's the cutoff for taxes. Then, you know, tax preparers then get a little bit of a break because, you know. Because they've been working nonstop for three months. I think so. So I'm sure that all the. Well, I'm sure they would love the business, but I wonder how calls they're gonna get today. Like, I don't know if it's last minute and I'm. I call myself. I mean, I. I just filed mine yesterday.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

You did?

[Caller or Listener]

Oh, really?

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

I had to file an extension because I couldn't get my act together.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

When did you start filling out your taxes?

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

Well, I hired somebody to do it for me.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

When did you.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

I don't do the turbo tax anymore.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

When did you hire them?

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

Months ago.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Oh.

[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

But it's my fault for not getting them the stuff they needed.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Okay. We got, like. Oh, we had one. We had one call and he went away. Joe was about to say he didn't

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

realize he realized it.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Here we go.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

I could never wait till last minute. I'm too paranoid that they're gonna come after me.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

I have no idea if we got ours done. I gotta be honest with you.

[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

I do an extension every year.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

You do?

[Caller or Listener]

Really?

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Do you need it? You just get it done just because, you know, for you, like, tax day is in August.

[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

Yeah, It's October.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Hey, Jane. Good Morning. You're on Q100.

[Caller or Listener]

Hey, guys.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

Hey.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Hi. You had no idea it was tax day today?

[Caller or Listener]

I really didn't. I'm a student and I serve tables, and I. I think that I may have done them online, and I'm not really sure.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

You don't remember if you've even done them?

[Caller or Listener]

Isn't that terrible? It is pretty terrible.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

This is tricky for servers. This is tricky for servers because I think you're supposed to claim, like, all your tips, but wink, wink. I mean, servers. I mean, come on.

[Caller or Listener]

Well, we have a system that claims them all for us, and I think I'm only supposed to get $19 back anyway, so I was. Whatever.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

At least you're not owing. I remember one year in college I owed, like, a $26, and I cannot believe I'm writing a check for a dollar.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

So what stumps me here is that you can't remember if you went online and you did your taxes or not.

[Caller or Listener]

I mean, I think I did, but I never. I kind of just put it in the information and said, that must be done. And that was pretty much it.

[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

Do you think that's an important thing? To pay attention to.

[Caller or Listener]

I mean, it definitely is. It definitely is.

[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

But I mean, if you did, like. So now something you want to follow up on today? So now. Now what do you do? Like, do you.

[Caller or Listener]

I guess now I call my dad and tell him I'm not sure.

[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

Oh, my God.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

How old are you now? Because there comes a point where you can't call dad for stuff like that.

[Caller or Listener]

I'm 21.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Melissa. What would you.

[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

She on the cusp.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

I give you up to 22 because that's typically how long you'd be in school anyway. So if from 23 on you. Yeah, come on now.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Cut the cord, baby.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

Cut the cord.

If her parents are still paying for. Can't they still claim her on their taxes? If she's in college, they're still paying for your education.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Okay.

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[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Well, good luck finding the 19 bucks today. Thank you.

[Caller or Listener]

Thanks.

[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

Bye.

[Caller or Listener]

Bye.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Here is Sarah. Good Morning. You're on Q100.

[Caller or Listener]

Oh, good morning.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

No idea that today was tax day.

[Caller or Listener]

No, I didn't actually. Well, I did my taxes a couple months ago, but I didn't pay them or send off the voucher for the state or nothing like that. So I'm like, oh, no, Yeah, I gotta do that. Yeah, yeah, it's rather. I know. Now I'm stuck in traffic and I'm like, where's my checkbook? So it's a good thing I listened to the radio this morning.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

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stress out the five biggest penises in Hollywood and your tax day reminders.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

Yes, that's right.

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[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Here's another one we can ask Today also is. And we'll use the voice disguiser for this is who's just not paying taxes like you? I mean, you're just refusing or who hasn't paid taxes in the longest time?

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

I had friends.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Q100. That might be the more interesting answer there, because using. I would be so nervous every single day. The tax guy was going to be at my door. But you were. And it might be for hardship reasons. You just haven't been able to do it for three years. So 404, 741, Q100. Look for two different people. Who's not paying this year and who's gone the longest without paying taxes?

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

Yeah, I had friends back when I first moved to Atlanta who were servers and they were getting all, like, you mentioned, like, all these tips. They were, like, living on it, but they weren't filing taxes at all. Like, for like, five years in a row.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

I think that's fairly common in that industry, isn't it?

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

Well, I don't think they are. You have to file on what your paycheck is because most servers make, like. Well, producer Joanna could tell us, like,

[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

three bucks an hour.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

Yeah. Like two. Yeah. I think it was like 213 an hour back then. And then anything above and beyond that was your tip. So they weren't claiming all their tips and just pocketing it.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

There are a couple of industries that are like that. Right. You got servers. Who else?

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

Strippers?

Anybody that works on tips. Yeah, but. But it's one thing to file it and just not claim everything. It's another thing not to file together.

Yeah.

And to be missing. You know what I mean? And we do have the voice disguiser because it will catch up with you.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

There are five that are ringing right now. I will put them on the voice disguiser even though they haven't requested it.

[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

Well, Joanne is a server, so she might be getting advice from them before she puts them through to us.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Hey, we will call you, Susan. And you are on the voice disguiser.

[Caller or Listener]

Hey. My husband hasn't paid taxes in six years.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Is that just because he's digging in? There's, like, a political reason, or you guys just broke?

[Caller or Listener]

No, he actually took some money out of his 401k, and at that point, he was going to owe, like, $17,000. And anyway, so I file, but I file single, so I'm terrified every day. Sure.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

Okay.

[Caller or Listener]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

So he's waiting until he can put that money back.

[Caller or Listener]

Right. Or hiring an attorney to, you know, help solve this.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

That's a high penalty. He got penalized $17,000 for taking money out of his 401k.

[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

Right.

[Caller or Listener]

It was over $100,000.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

You're not supposed to touch that.

[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

1700.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

17,000.

[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

Okay.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

And six years, that's not like. I mean, it's not like. I mean, they're gonna find you eventually, so you really are. You're living on borrowed time. Yeah. Here is Renee. She's also on the voice disguiser. Hey, Renee.

[Caller or Listener]

Hey.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Good morning.

[Caller or Listener]

How are y'?

All?

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Okay. How are you?

[Caller or Listener]

Good. My ex hasn't found in 14 years.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

14 years?

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

Kidding.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

How is that possible?

[Caller or Listener]

Because he does, like, subcontracting where he works for a company, and they just haven't filed taxes.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

I mean, it's just. Isn't he freaked out that it's just a matter of time before they're going to knock on the door?

[Caller or Listener]

They've actually found him. They Found his address and they've been in contact with him, but they haven't done anything yet.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Yes, yes. That's worse.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

But that's jail time.

Yeah.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Yeah, that's worse than not.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

What's.

She's laughing funny.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Yeah, well, it's because it's her exact. That's why.

[Caller or Listener]

Exactly.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

She's like, I'm the one that turned him in.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Here's Tom. Good morning. You're on the voice disguiser.

[Caller or Listener]

Hey, how's it going?

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Okay. How are you?

[Caller or Listener]

I'm doing pretty good.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

How long we talking about? When's the last time you paid taxes?

[Caller or Listener]

I believe this was 98.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

98.

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[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

For what reason?

[Caller or Listener]

Well, I had somebody prepare my taxes in 98 and it was like, I owe money, but I was in school full time and working and everything. And I was like, there's no way I'm not paying this year. So I didn't pay that year. I know. So I didn't pay that year. And then I just don't have that.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Well, then what happened? Well, you had an excuse in 98. So what happened in 99 and 2000 and 201 and 2 just for that dude.

[Caller or Listener]

But, you know, I talked to IRS and I was like, they're not worried about it, so.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

Right.

[Caller or Listener]

They don't want their money for one year.

[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

Let me ask you a question. Was the irs, did they call you from your brother's phone number and did they sound kind of like your brother? And were they laughing every now and again while they talked to you on April 1st?

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

So did they call you or you called them and said, look, I called

[Caller or Listener]

them because I wanted to go ahead and get everything reconciled. And they told me, don't worry about it. They was like, they only wanted me to pay for one year.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

You sure you made the most money the irs, or were you just off by one number, one letter? Because this is the first that I've ever heard of IRS being accurate.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

I'm sure the IRS will work with people if. Because he was proactive in calling them. So I'm sure, because the IRS is probably like, well, we'd rather have some money than no money at all. But one year out of what, 12 years you haven't paid.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Here is. I will take one more call. Christy, you're on the voice disguiser. Go ahead.

[Caller or Listener]

Hi. I am now taking care of my father who's had a stroke and he has not filed taxes in 19 years.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

19 on purpose?

[Caller or Listener]

Well, he was a builder, so he was self employed and just never paid taxes while he was a builder and he had a stroke two years ago. So now I'm his power of attorney and like, I'm just kind of playing stupid.

[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

So were you surprised, like, cause you were getting his affairs in order or did you know?

[Caller or Listener]

Oh, I knew. But you know, I file him now as one of my dependents. So he is on my taxes now, but for the, you know, other 19 years that he didn't file, I'm just gonna be like, oh, I had no idea. And my dad's had a stroke and can't talk, so I didn't know.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

That'll buy you a year. But eventually they're gonna want their money.

[Caller or Listener]

Well, how is he covered? I mean, the thing is, is now he can't get Social Security. He can't get anything. So how are they gonna get it?

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

Well, he'll talk to the IRS about it because I'm sure they'll work something out with you. Quote, unquote.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

They're getting their money.

[Caller or Listener]

Yeah.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

I'm surprised we didn't get that defiant call. I live in this country, but the Barack Obama administration. This is not my country. I'm not paying this year.

[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

And there are people, you know, who believe. And I actually, I think it's true, but it's. You'd have to have one of those conspiracy theorists type people. But technically there is no law that says income tax has to be paid. There's a significant talk to the people

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

that have been sent to jail because they have paid theirs.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Technically, we'll never really get you anywhere. The Birch Show.

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BERT Show Jen Hobby Explain how all or nothing trivia works.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

You have to get all the answers correct all at once. So basically, there are five answers to this question that Bert is going to pose to you. And you have to have five guesses. And in order to win the trivia, you have to get all five of them right. But if you listen over a period of time, then you'll start to see a pattern develop of which names become right. So because he's gonna tell you you got one right, you got two right, but not which ones. So you have to listen carefully to everybody else's guesses and make sure you call with five guesses.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

All right. These five male celebrities obviously are the most well endowed in Hollywood.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

Allegedly.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Who are they? Give us five. We got one yesterday, so if you were listening, you should be starting with one.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

But we also had repeat guesses yesterday. You gotta pay attention.

[Caller or Listener]

Okay.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Good morning. Q100. Who is this?

[Caller or Listener]

Hi, this is Mariela.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Hello, Mariela.

[Caller or Listener]

How are you?

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Good. How are you this morning?

[Caller or Listener]

I'm just fine, thank you.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Okay, so we got five celebrities here.

[Caller or Listener]

Yes.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

All these guys. Very confident. For good reason. You give us the five names of these guys.

[Caller or Listener]

Russell Crowe.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

I'm sorry?

[Caller or Listener]

Russell Crowe.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Okay.

[Caller or Listener]

A Rod, Colin Farrell. Gerard Butler, Hugh Hefner.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Okay. None.

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[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Okay.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

I thought those were all good guesses, too, man.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

All right, call back, though.

[Caller or Listener]

Okay.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Okay, I remember. With every. With every incorrect guess, that's another piece of the puzzle.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

That's right.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Good morning to Rachel. You are on Q100.

[Caller or Listener]

Okay. I have Tiger Woods, Dustin Timberlake, Jamie Foxx, Johnny Depp, and Brad Pitt.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Okay.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

You sound far too young to be guessing at this question.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Please don't tell us you're 15.

[Caller or Listener]

No, I'm not. I'm sweating.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

You got one, right?

[Caller or Listener]

Just one.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Just one.

[Caller or Listener]

Okay.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Okay. But if you were listening yesterday, we might have a. You know, you might have a match, right?

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

All right.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Good morning. You are on Q100. Hello.

[Caller or Listener]

Hey, my name's Giovanni.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Giovanni. What's up?

[Caller or Listener]

Okay, my five guesses are Daniel Craig, Clive Owen, Zac Efron, Robert Pattinson, and George Clooney.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

That's just your wish list.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

There are zero on that list.

[Caller or Listener]

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[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Okay. Thank you. I haven't even told you guys what we're playing for today. We've got the John Mayer tickets, and we also have. We're adding to the prizes today a one hour massage at the Intercontinental Buckhead.

[Caller or Listener]

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[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

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[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

That'll be really nice.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Good morning to Julie. You were on Q100.

[Caller or Listener]

Hey, I've got Owen Wilson, Matthew McConaughey, Jamie Foxx, Reggie Bush, and Ashton Kutcher.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Okay. You have two on the list.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

Wow.

[Caller or Listener]

All right, thanks.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Okay, thank you. We're a little closer now. Sheri. Good morning. You're on Q100.

[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

We're inching forward. This question is hard.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

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[Caller or Listener]

I said Aaron Donnelly, Liam Neeson, Mark Wahlberg, David Beckham, and Milton Berle.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Okay. Zero on that list.

[Caller or Listener]

Okay.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

All right.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

And we gave the hint yesterday. These are all dudes that are living. I mean, these are guys like, that are.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

Yeah, because Ollie. Milton Berle was on that list when he was alive.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

He's on. Yeah, he's on, like, the hall of Fame lists.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

Yeah. All right, so balance along.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Julie, good Morning. You're on Q100.

[Caller or Listener]

Hey.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Hey.

[Caller or Listener]

Okay, can I guess now?

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Sure.

[Caller or Listener]

All right, I got Johnny Depp, Owen Wilson, Liam Neeson, Ashton Kutcher, and Daniel Craig.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Okay, There's a big hint in this one. You got one, right?

[Caller or Listener]

One.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Yep.

[Caller or Listener]

Okay.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

All right, bye. Bye. All right, we'll do one more today and then we will move on. Morning, Q100.

[Caller or Listener]

Hey, good morning.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Good morning. Who's this?

[Caller or Listener]

This is Yale.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Okay, Yale, you got five guys in Hollywood.

[Caller or Listener]

I know. I've got four. It's my Fifth one I'm unsure of.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

You're sure of four of them?

[Caller or Listener]

I am. Okay, I got ron Jeremy, Matthew McConaughey, Ashton Kutcher, Jamie Foxx, and I'll go with Sean Penn.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Okay, give me those one more time.

[Caller or Listener]

Ron Jeremy, Matthew McConaughey, Ashton Kutcher, Jamie Foxx, and Sean Penny.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Okay, you didn't have four. You had two. But you did have two.

[Caller or Listener]

Okay. All right. Thanks.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Okay. And that will help out a lot right there.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

Okay.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Hey, the Bird show.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

I have a friend in Florida who is making some really, really bad decisions, and I need to know how to be a good friend to her. Okay. She. Like I said, she lives in Florida, but we're good friends. She's in Tampa. Let's just call her Tammy.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Okay, Tammy.

[Caller or Listener]

Tampa.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

Tammy. Tampa.

Tammy.

Tampa. Tammy.

[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

Tammy is a Tampa name.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

It is. There's a whole succession of books. It's like the Southern. These Southern books where the authors, every name of the friend of the author is Tammy. So that's kind of what I'm leaning on right now. But anyway, so Tammy from Tampa is just making some really, really bad decisions and continues to make those bad decisions over and over again and continues to come and seek out advice from me as her friend. And I try to do my best not to be a judgmental friend, but just to love and embrace my friends as they are. We're all flawed. We all are gonna make mistakes. We're all gonna make bad decisions, me included. And I hope that my friends will be there for me regardless. So I'm trying to be there for her, but I'm getting really frustrated because.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Frustrated or frustrated Frustrated?

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

Wendy, there's different levels. If you're really mad, you're frustrated. I know. And I'm frustrated at y' all's frustration at me saying frustrated.

So I guess, and I'm guessing other women can understand this, when you've got a friend who keeps coming back to talk to you about the same problem over and over and over and over again, but they don't do anything differently to change it. They keep, you know, they stay in that relationship or they keep making that bad decision, and a lot of times it's a bad relationship. That's what this is. She just keeps going back to this bad relationship over and over and over again. And I don't know how to be a friend to her anymore because she just continues to make these bad decisions and then is so upset because her life isn't where she wants it to be. You know, she, you know, isn't you know, she isn't married, she isn't this, she isn't that. You know, all these other things because she keeps making bad decisions.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Now, is it a. It's. It's a bunch of different decisions, or does she keep coming to you advice on the same decision?

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

It's always the same situation, and it's just. It's staying in this bad relationship. I'm thinking it's much like Wendy's friends probably felt like when she was with Antichrist Guy. You know, her friends are sitting around frustrated, like, ah, you cry all the time. Every time I, you know, every time I talk to her about this, there's tears. Every time I talk to her about this, it's like, oh, well, he says this is gonna happen, or, he promised me this. Or, are you friends with Fiji?

Is that what we're finding out?

Is Tammy really Fiji? But Tammy just, you know, has all of this hope in this relationship, even though she's become such a doormat and keeps making different decisions to keep this person in her life. And I don't know. I am. This is like two years of it that I've been hearing.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Well, then you're part of the problem at this point.

[Caller or Listener]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

There's only so many times you can give the same amount of advice or the same advice over and over again. You're eventually gonna have to stop talking about it.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Why aren't you just allowed to volunteer? Like, look, I love you. I love you. But you've been coming to me for two years now, and in our relationship, this subject is just off limits. Because I'm getting frustrated. You're making the same decisions over and over and over again. Frustrated. Why can't you just say, like, this. This part right here, we're just gonna put this to the side. Everything else fair game.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

Because then I don't feel like I'm being a full friend. If that friend can't talk to me about her life or a big person in her life, then I feel like I'm telling her there's limitations on this friendship. I'm only gonna be friends with you if.

[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

But you're sacrificing.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

They sound like a broken record.

[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

Yeah, but you're sacrificing the whole. Like, the other side of it is that Tammy keeps doing this to the point where you just can't even be friends with her at all. And you're like, sorry. So you're saving the rest of the friendship by acknowledging one part of it that is flawed.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

Just be like, look, this is the Advice I'm giving you, this is advice

I've given you over and over again.

Take it or leave it. But if you're not gonna take it the next time, I can't keep talking about it.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Here is Alexis. Good Morning. You're on Q100.

[Caller or Listener]

Good morning.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

Hi.

[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

Hey.

[Caller or Listener]

Hey. I've got a friend. Just like that. And in the beginning, you're giving your advice, you're giving your counsel, but after that, people are exactly where they really do want to be. And just listen. You just listen. And you have to ask yourself, are there other parts of the relationship that are pleasant and fun and worth being around? But other than that, it's no different than somebody complaining about the job that they're in, you know?

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Well, Alexis, let me ask you this, then. If you're going to a friend, right? If you're going to a friend, are you really looking for advice or are you just looking for a sounding board?

[Caller or Listener]

I think in the beginning you're looking for advice, and I think her friend has probably tried to listen to her advice. There's nobody that's in a bad relationship that knows that they're not supposed to be in a bad relationship. There's nobody. You know, originally you hear it, and you have your situations and your. It's a surprise. But after years of being in that same bad relationship, you know, it. You just have to stay the positive, you know, ear open. And it's no different than an alcoholic who needs to stop drinking or somebody who finally just needs to take this step and change the bad job that they're in. They will make their step when they're ready to make their step. You just need to be there to listen. And if your question is whether to, you know, stay with the relationship, do you get anything else out of the relationship? Because if you don't, then it's really not a relationship.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Maybe dudes are just different here. I mean, I've had this conversation less than a year ago with a friend or a little over a year ago, and I just said, I can't do this anymore, man. I mean, you asked me for advice. I give you advice. You don't take it. You come back, nothing changes. Nothing changes. So I said, let's just put this on the side. Maybe dudes are allowed to do that because he never brings this thing up ever now.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

Well, I think women are allowed to do it, too. But I think the key there is something that Katie and I actually do. But it's. I mean, it's usually not for anything really serious, but it's like, do you need a sounding board or do you need advice? I mean, it is like sometimes with women, I mean, it can be a stream of consciousness conversation. And as a woman, you don't even know what you want. And so I think that we, we've done that with each other, so that may be a case. It's like, look, do you just need me to sit here and hear you just, you know, regurgitate the same thing or do you need me to answer your questions?

And I, I wish I could be that way because at this point, I think I am just a sounding board. I'm just the person that she comes to to sort of vent about it or get it out or whatever, because I don't think she shares all of it with a lot of people in her life. But I am so frustrated because I am so sick of her getting treated badly and being a doormat and not realizing, you know what I mean? So it's hard for me not to give advice and it's hard for me not to get emotional about it because I see my friend who over time has gotten her self worth, like, completely

beat out of her, but she's done

it to herself, not physically, but you know what I mean? But like, she just, she doesn't feel like she's worth more than this, what this, you know, bad relationship has given her.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

All right, so what do we really have on the table here? What are your options?

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

I don't know. I'm just frustrated with Tammy.

I'm frustrated with you like you're frustrated with your friend. What is it you want, Jen?

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

You just want a sounding board now or do you want advice?

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

Is this advice or sounding board the

[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

sake of our friendship? I don't think you can talk about Tammy anymore with me. Like, you're just not hearing, you know, we're giving you advice and we're giving you support, but you're just not hearing it. And you want to stay, you want to stay in a bad relationship with Tammy, then you go ahead and do that. Still want to hear about yourself as

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

a friend is being declined.

It's true. No, it is true. I mean, you're absolutely right.

[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

And as long as I have to

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

tell Tammy this topic.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Off limits.

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[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Hey, Nancy, Good morning.

[Caller or Listener]

Hey.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Hey.

[Caller or Listener]

I was on the other end of that in a relationship and I had a horrible marriage and I had a really good friend that was my sounding board. And she got tired of it like everybody else and she said, you know, I love you and I Want to be there for you, but I can't live this anymore. I worry about you all the time. I've taken your problems so into my head that I can't concentrate on my own family. She said, you know, you know what you need to do.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

You still broken up about it all these years later?

[Caller or Listener]

Well, yeah, because it was hard for her, you know, to say these things to me. But to be truly a good friend is to say the things that people don't want to hear. You know, she knows that she needs out of this and I'm sure she does feel that she is not worthy of a decent man. And you can talk to her on other levels and convince her in other ways that she is without continuing into the same subject matter. You know, you can tell her how great you think she is without even involving this bad relationship. Just be creative with it and tell her. And Denise came to me and she said, I can't talk to you about him anymore.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

Did it work?

[Caller or Listener]

I don't want to discuss the drugs. I don't want to discuss any of it because it's killing me.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Did it end up working?

[Caller or Listener]

Care about me Sounding board like I care about you. Then you will do something.

[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

We're getting to the point, we're getting to the point where we can't talk to you about this anymore.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

But did it work? Did you, did you. Were you able to not talk to her about it anymore?

[Caller or Listener]

Want to talk to her about it?

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

It's emotional though. And hearing her break up makes me upset because it's. I do. I harbor her problems as mine and I get upset about it because I care about her so much and I want her to recognize how she's just so. Worth so much more than what she's.

But you can only tell her so much. At some point she's got to be a good friend to you.

Yeah.

You can't be so self absorbed so much even though it's easy to do that in those situations. And then you end up yourself being a horrible friend.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

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[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

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[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

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[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

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[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

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[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

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[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

That's the girl that you never get right there with her name like that.

[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

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[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

They say, explain to me what she said at the very end there. About, like, an odor. There was an odor. Okay, an odor.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

She said, that's a lovely word.

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[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Okay, there are three more clips to play for you guys from that, and they are going to prove to you what she's saying is not a lie. And I'll get to those in a. A second. Oh, Derek. Good morning. You're on Q100. Good morning.

[Caller or Listener]

I on the Victoria's Secret comment, I have to date a manager. And she said after they get returns back, they would have to go and inspect them in the back room. No, pull out, like, black lights and flashlights and tweezers and all that. Ever found anything, they go throw the way. And she told me about a few incidents where they did find certain things.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

So you're saying that in her store, they threw it away? If they found something, I'm. I'm just laughing at the use of tweezers.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Someone had that job.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

Really nauseating.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Someone had the job to go in the back of Victoria's Secret, put the rubber gloves on, put it under the black light, and unfreeze. Okay, so what he's saying is, don't worry. It's not every Victoria's Secret. It's not every department store. But if there's one that's too many, that's enough. All right, so that wasn't good enough for the Today show. They heard the words, so now they launched their own undercover exhibit.

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So immediately, immediately it's going back on the shelf. Forget about the last two that called and said some of them at least are going back in the room and tweezing and black lighting and the cases they're looking at directly back onto the shelf.

[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

I am seriously disturbed at the guy who's reporting on this as though he's reporting on the lack of body armor for troops and Afghanistan. Like he could seriously be saying the equipment they use is not safe for roadside devices.

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[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

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[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

of strangers in their underpants.

[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

Listen to him. There are not enough meals ready to eat for the troops serving our country. But two black dots indicated something that was in someone else's crack.

[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

Well, he's reporting on the germ warfare that's going on in their panties.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

The thongs and the bikinis are tainted.

[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

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[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

Disgusting.

[Co-host or Panelist (male)]

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[Host (likely Bert Show Host)]

So it's not enough that they've got the hidden camera right and they've already busted them. Now they got to take the panties over to the microbiologist who's going to tell you how unhealthy this is.

[Caller or Listener]

Oh my God.

[Co-host or Panelist (female)]

I was going to have to.

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