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Burt
The Bird Show Just having to make a ton of decisions when it comes to her wedding. Of course, everybody goes through the same thing.
Lady Luck
Everyone's putting in their input. I've noticed lately into a lot of input.
Melissa
I like the way you say that.
Lady Luck
Input, input. And I didn't ask for it exactly. Well, when Jason and I were first engaged just a few months ago, feels like forever ago.
Jeff
Just wait till your wedding in three years.
Lady Luck
Exactly. So when we were engaged, the first thing we talked about was the date. Well, it's really important because he has family in South Florida and I have family here in Atlanta and in South America. He's also got friends all over the United States because being in the military you make friends and every everywhere you're based. And so we wanted to make it over a long weekend so that everyone could come to the wedding. Right. So you're thinking, okay, when is a long weekend? Well, obviously you have your holidays like your 4th of July or Labor Day, Memorial Day. So we settled on our wedding to be Memorial Day of next year because this year would be too soon. I just, you know, I have Too many family members. I need to fly in. It's really expensive, so let's do it for next year. So I was talking to a customer at work, and he's engaged as well. So we've both been sharing our stories.
Caller
And.
Lady Luck
And when I told him that I was getting married Memorial Day of next year, he's like, oh, I didn't realize it was over a holiday. And I was like. So he's like, I have an issue with people who have weddings over holidays. And I was like, really? Well, I have an issue with people who butt in when I don't ask them for their opinion.
Burt
I have an issue with people who have issues with people that are getting married on a holiday.
Lady Luck
So it got me thinking, and it really bothered me. Am. Am I wrong or selfish or whatever it is for having my wedding over. Over holiday?
Burt
Shannon, what do you think? Come on.
Melissa
It's a little bit of a selfish, selfish decision.
Burt
Think.
Jeff
So by a little bit, do you
Burt
mean a lot what you're thinking behind it being selfish?
Karen
Well.
Melissa
Well, you're assuming that that's how everybody wants to spend their holiday.
Lady Luck
Okay. Well, no, I think that we assumed that we were doing everyone a favor by making it a long weekend and you wouldn't have to rush back or take off work. Or take off work, because don't you think that would be selfish to make you have to take off work?
Wendy
Depending.
Melissa
I feel bad. I'll let Jeff say it.
Jeff
Yeah, it's really selfish because. What? Yeah, I mean, it's. I understand the motivation behind it. So for immediate family, it's good, but. And you have a huge family, I'm assuming, because you're Mexican, so there's some Uruguay, right? In Mexico.
Lady Luck
Yes.
Jeff
Joanna's learning.
Melissa
Joanna stuff's fun.
Jeff
So I think for you, it might be good, but for people who might have smaller families and a ton of friends coming and a ton of people coming, then it's. It's taking a weekend away from.
Lady Luck
But then are you the selfish one for saying, wow, you're taking my weekend away to come to your wedding? There are gonna be a ton more weekends for you to go on vacation. I'm only gonna have, well, ideally this one wedding.
Burt
Well, I think many people have a.
Jeff
You're assuming you're important, which you do, so it's okay. I understand that from you.
Burt
Most people don't have a lot of vacation time, so I don't think that they like to be dictated what they have to do on the short amount of vacation time that they have. So they Feel sort of like, oh, man. I mean, I probably would have gone somewhere else on my vacation.
Melissa
You are doing it in Florida near the beach, right?
Lady Luck
It is. It is in Florida.
Melissa
So that's helpful.
Burt
That can justify it a little bit,
Melissa
makes it a little bit better. But, you know, if you're sending me to, like, Albuquerque on Memorial Day weekend when I could be in desert on
Burt
the beach, you're gonna find out how. How? That's a definition of our friendship.
Katie
Yeah.
Burt
Like, if I'm gonna go to Albuquerque, I better be a really good friend, you know? Florida, okay.
Melissa
I mean, Florida near the beach.
Katie
Okay.
Melissa
I'm giving you. I'm giving you a little bit more.
Wendy
And I think you have to expect some people not to be able to come, because I think other people plan their vacations a long time in advance because they have to save up money, especially with big families. So I think expectations for you can't be that everyone can make it on that weekend.
Burt
I wonder if the attendance. If you look at the attendance list and the confirmation list, if it's higher for weddings that are done over holiday weekends or not done on holiday weekends.
Lady Luck
Well, I do know destination weddings are lower. I was told that if you're gonna invite 200, only expect, you know, 40%, maybe less, to actually show up, that's fine, too. You know, I don't need a bunch of people. I do just want whoever we're closest to to come. But don't you think also holidays have a ranking? Like, let's say if I had my wedding over Christmas, I could understand everyone being like, yeah, one of my best friends.
Jeff
Yeah. But honoring the veterans, like, on Memorial Day, you know, people who've died for this country, that is way. That's like Arbor Day.
Burt
Especially if she's Marri.
Lady Luck
Military's a veteran. And we're gonna have it in a, you know, Anyways, go ahead.
Burt
Here's Justin. Good morning.
Katie
You're on Q100 out, and your wedding's a year away.
Jeff
She doesn't care.
Melissa
It's not.
Katie
Even more like, you are gonna be
Melissa
so sick of your wedding by the time your wedding gets here.
Katie
Yeah.
Burt
Hey, Justin. Good morning.
Caller
Good morning. Basically, I was just gonna say having your wedding on a holiday weekend is completely wrong. It jacks up everything for all your guests. People make so many plans. And what's even worse than a holiday weekend is last year, I had somebody who planned their wedding on the Saturday of the Florida game.
Katie
I'm going to say yes.
Burt
And friendship. Friendship's over.
Katie
Football season is not a Time to get married.
Karen
Especially in the South.
Melissa
I'm sorry.
Katie
If you have a bunch of Southern friends, then that's selfish.
Jeff
Was I the only one looking at Joanna when he said that? Because that was an eye roll like I have not seen since the Ricky Lake Show. Joanna was like, whatever. The Georgia Florida game. This is my daily.
Katie
I'd skip your wedding and go to tv.
Burt
I'd skip the zoom for that one.
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Antonio
Good morning.
Burt
You're on Q100. Hi.
Karen
Good morning. I was married 30 years ago, memorial Day. The next day, we had a picnic. All your helpers, sisters, cousins, bring a potluck. It was the best time we've ever had.
Jeff
Yeah, but when you got married 30 years ago, you were only honoring, what, one war?
Karen
Huge.
Burt
Joanna, you'll have a potluck. The word potluck in Joanna's wedding I don't think is probably going to be so much.
Katie
And she's the bride, of course. She had a great time. It was her wedding.
Burt
Yeah. What we need to do is talk to people that had to attend these because most are calling up that had their wedding on holiday weekends and said it was the greatest thing ever. What we want to hear from is the people that had to attend to give you some real talk.
Lady Luck
But like I said, I think that there is a ranking of holidays. It's not like a Fourth of July.
Katie
This is holiday in the warm weather.
Jeff
Memorial Day is ranking.
Lady Luck
It's at the beach.
Melissa
Like Wendy said, families plan around Memorial Day. So families already have, like, their vacation houses at the beach and stuff.
Lady Luck
Like planet for St. Augustine, Florida.
Jeff
And you know what? The fact that it's in Florida and it's Memorial Day weekend guarantees really convenient, inexpensive flights and housing. Oh, yeah. Nope, never mind. That does not help. That's not in your favor. I shouldn't have said that out loud.
Burt
Are you set on that date right now? Are you set? I mean, it can't move, can't wiggle. So it's done.
Melissa
Did she pay money yet?
Lady Luck
Yes.
Melissa
Okay.
Jeff
She's not gonna move her wedding because we're giving her grief.
Lady Luck
She's like, yeah, you're just not invited. But you can send gifts. You can send Ms. Gifts in the form of check.
Melissa
At least not Thanksgiving weekend, which one of my best friends did to me on Thanksgiving weekend because it made it easy for her family. All of her family was coming to the same town, so everybody else would just bail on their families right after
Lady Luck
Thursday for New Year's. It's not like I'm having it on New Year's Eve.
Burt
When are you gonna learn, Joanna, that your wedding day is so not about you?
Lady Luck
I know. It's about everybody else and making everyone else happy.
Burt
Yeah, that's my only day. And I'm the angel.
Katie
It is April 6th, right? Yeah. And you're getting married in May of 2011. Good God, what is she gonna be? We need to take before and after pictures because by next May. I don't know.
Burt
Beat down.
Bretzky
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Burt
So The Braves went 16, 5 yesterday. That's like Melissa said, that's a football score right there.
Katie
That is a football score. They looked so good yesterday. And one thing I thought was fascinating, that the Chip Carey kept saying, and these Atlanta fans are just staying. They're not leaving it such A high score, but they're still not. And I'm like, well, because it's been rainy and cloudy and cold in Atlanta since November, so it doesn't matter. They were going to stay in the seats of the end. And they probably are still there because they want to be out in the sun.
Burt
I didn't get any reports to how many Cubs fans were there and if they were sort of louder than the Braves fans with those Cubs, probably not on opening day. Right? So we got 16, five. They're one. And, oh, right now they practically have qualified for the playoffs and there's only, what, 161 games left. I mean, they can't possibly lose their playoff spot now. So Jen should be excited about this.
Melissa
I know. And you know, you can have such a great time at the Braves game. First of all, it is a meat market, so ladies, get to the Braves games because there, it's a smorgasbord out there. And second of all, you can.
Jeff
A smorgasbord. A smorgasbord. A malarkey.
Melissa
Yes, it's a smorgasbord of men. It's a men's madness out there. And you can enjoy whatever you want out there. I mean, I'm on the website right now. You can have beer and wine and tamaritas.
Burt
Tamarita.
Melissa
A tamarita. Like a tomahawk margarita. You can have a tamarita. Hot dogs, hamburgers, soda, popcorn, cracker Jacks. They've even got authentic Mexican out there. Tacos, burritos, nachos. You can get on your dippin dots, your Edie's ice cream, your frozen lemonade. I mean, you can even get barbecue. You can get a turkey leg and some pulled pork. You can have.
Wendy
I'm hungry.
Melissa
A really nice lunchtime, great time. You can get those homestyle sides with that outdoor picnic area or enjoy your barbecue. You can get your grub on at the Braves game.
Burt
They got it all, it sounds like.
Melissa
But you know what you cannot have at the Braves game, you cannot have? Boiled peanuts.
Jeff
And I'm sorry, Boiled bold peanuts.
Melissa
Boiled peanuts.
Katie
Only time Jen gets Southern, we call it bold peanuts.
Burt
Bold peanuts.
Melissa
Bold peanuts. And you cannot get them in their proper way at the Braveskin.
Burt
Okay, now, they do sell peanuts, right? So it's not like a cleanliness issue. Like, so they don't care if you're, like, taking the peanut out of the shell and throwing the shell. Don't care about that.
Melissa
There's dry roasted ones, which are in the South. We should be able to get Bold peanuts.
Burt
I have never. You guys are on your own here to educate me because I have never had one ball.
Wendy
Peanut, I should throw something at you right now.
Melissa
They are so good. It is such a Southern thing. And I understand it could be an acquired taste, but for sure, it's like eating cat vomit.
Wendy
No, it's not.
Melissa
No, it's not. For those of us raised in the south, it is a staple of a Southern game menu. Melissa, I know you're.
Katie
Katie loves them. Katie loves them. And she's a Southern girl. I'm a Southern girl. I'm one of the few that. Oh, it feels like it's already been in somebody else's mouth.
Burt
I think what Jen is saying, though, it's not so much a taste, it's like almost a tradition in the south that it should at least be somehow,
Melissa
some way Southern game. I mean, I grew up going to Florida State football games with my family, and we would have boiled peanuts every time. Every time. Going to baseball games growing up, I mean, you name it, whatever. You have boiled peanuts in that Styrofoam cup, and they're juicy and they're salty, and they drip down your hands, and they're amazing.
Bretzky
So good.
Wendy
They're amazing.
Melissa
And it is something I am missing every time I'm at the Braves game. I mean, I go out there. I have great seats. You're having a great time. You're cheering on your Atlanta Braves. And, you know, for many years, we got to see Jeff Dollar out there leading the charge. Now, the artist formerly known as Phil Turano leading the charge out. It's so fun, so great. But I'm always left feeling a little bit shorthanded.
Burt
Here's where I can concur with you.
Melissa
Boiled peanuts.
Antonio
Okay.
Burt
Because you should have a food, I think, at your stadium that represents your region. I'll give you a couple of examples. You go to Milwaukee, man. I mean, they. That stadium is known for their brats.
Wendy
Okay.
Burt
You know, which is not quite. It's like a hot dog with a really crappy attitude, but like a bigger meal. Yeah, man, but that's like. That's part of their heritage in Milwaukee is brats and a beer. Right? Where I come from in San Diego, man, you can get a fish taco at a Padres game, which the rest of the world seems disgusting at a baseball game. But it's part of our region.
Jeff
But they have barbecue at Turner Field.
Katie
But I agree, even though I reject them, it is something that is Southern tradition, for sure.
Karen
Yeah.
Melissa
It's not the same. I Mean every single place in the South. If you've ever been on a road trip, you can get bold peanuts on the side of the road. And I used to get them growing up with my dad on road trips. We would eat them at every ball game, you name it. Any outdoor stadium should have bold peanuts in the South.
Wendy
And those are the kind you have to get, are the side of the road boiled peanuts. You cannot get the canned boiled peanuts from the grocery store and sell them at the bottom.
Melissa
They don't come in a can. They don't come in that tricky little plastic bag that those people microwave.
Wendy
No, it better come in a big round tin.
Melissa
Yes. Like, they come in like an oversized crock pot.
Burt
And again, this isn't a taste thing, because you may either love or hate ball peanuts, but what you're saying is that it's just. It's part of our heritage, it's part
Melissa
of our culture, and we should have them at Turner Field.
Burt
Melissa says you're missing out. They are at Turner Field.
Melissa
No.
Burt
Hey, Melissa. Good morning. You're at q100.
Karen
Hey, good morning.
Burt
Hi.
Katie
Hey.
Karen
I was just there on Friday for their preseason game, and we were sitting in the seat right behind home plate, and on the menu, it had boiled peanuts. My sister loves them, and I actually almost got them to take home to her.
Melissa
Were they the kind in the plastic bag?
Caller
I don't know.
Karen
I didn't order them. I actually got the regular peanuts instead, but it had the regular peanuts, and then it had boiled peanuts.
Burt
There are many calling up saying you can get the peanut.
Jeff
Way to go, Jen. Hobby.
Burt
Way to make change already.
Wendy
She says that it happens, but there is a difference. Jen's like, no plastic bag. We got the. We need the real ones.
Burt
Hey, David.
Caller
Yeah. I got some good news and some bad news.
Melissa
Okay.
Caller
The good news is you can get them there, but you've got to get them outside in the parking lot. They sell them. There's little guys that are out there. There's little kids every time on the way in. Hot boiled peanuts, but you can't take them in. And they are the good.
Burt
But they are not on the menu.
Caller
The good ones are not on the menu. They're the kind in the cheap plastic bags.
Melissa
So you can eat them outside the stadium, but you can't enjoy them while you're watching this game.
Caller
They've got the big tubs of them outside cooking in the parking lot, but you can't bring those in.
Melissa
He said you can't.
Jeff
Why can't you bring them in?
Burt
You're not allowed to bring food inside the stadium.
Caller
Anything inside?
Burt
Yeah, allegedly. You're not supposed to. You know, like, people put stuff in their purses.
Melissa
Are you really not allowed to bring food in the stadium, or you think you can?
Burt
I don't think you're supposed to.
Melissa
I don't think you're allowed to bring food.
Katie
I think the official position is no.
Burt
They got to make money off that, right? All their concessions, all their roasted dry peanuts.
Katie
Look at my cooler, Wink.
Burt
Hey, Michelle. Good morning. You're on Q100.
Karen
Good morning, Y'. All. I was going to say the same thing, that you got to have the true Braves game experience and park in one of the far parking lots. And when you walk all the way to the stadium from one of the $5 lots, you can find bold peanuts every which way you turn.
Melissa
See, I get that. And those are the good ones. I just want to enjoy them while I'm sitting there watching baseball.
Burt
And you would have to sneak them in.
Karen
I really don't do a thorough purse check. I'm sure you can get them in if it was really important to you.
Melissa
But see, I don't want to have to sneak them in. I don't want to feel like I'm breaking the law.
Burt
Imagine getting kicked out of a Brave game because you had boiled peanuts. Yeah, right.
Melissa
I'm kind of like producer Tracy in that way. I don't want to break the rules. I just want to be able to go up to a stand in the field, inside Turner Field, and get them.
Burt
You want to make change? You want to be part of a change at the stadium?
Melissa
I just want the staff of the Atlanta Braves and the concessions folks to hear me loud and clear. Bring us the boiled peanuts.
Burt
Hey, Karen. Good morning. You are part of the Burt Show.
Karen
Good morning. I love you guys.
Burt
Thank you.
Karen
You're welcome. I was just going to say that I grew up in the south here in Atlanta, and I love the boiled peanuts, too. And yes, you can get them in the stadium, but they are in that microwavable pack.
Melissa
And that's not right, too.
Karen
Was so disappointing. And the pack, like, burned my hand off when I got it. And then they tasted horrible.
Melissa
Yeah, it does. They taste like plastic. I'm sorry. You microwave them in plastic, they taste like plastic. And that's, like, the fake way to do boiled peanuts. You gotta do the real deal way.
Burt
See, that's one of those things, like, if you're from the north and you come to a Braves game, like these Cubs fans that are here, right? If they come To a Braves fan game. And they try boiled ball peanuts.
Melissa
Bold peanuts.
Burt
Maybe 80% of them are gonna hate them, but 20% are gonna love them. And they're gonna think, I can't wait to go to the next Braves games and have those ball peanuts.
Melissa
Exactly. I'm so proud of you for saying it the right way, Bald.
Lady Luck
Yeah.
Jeff
You can bring outside food into Turner Field.
Burt
It's legal. Yeah, it is. Not against the rules.
Jeff
Yeah. Boy, the Braves partnership really reduces my confidence when I answer that question. But I knew that you can bring. It has to be in a soft sided cooler. And it can't be glass bottles, but you can bring a small cooler with whatever you want into the.
Wendy
And they're not hot.
Burt
Oh, come on.
Jeff
You buy them right outside.
Burt
But you can buy them outside. You can get them.
Melissa
It's not. It's not quite. But what if I want him the same.
Wendy
But what if Jen wants him in the 9th inning?
Jeff
They leave the game and stop.
Burt
Hey, Robert. What's up, man? Go ahead.
Caller
Hey, I'm Susan, ticket holder at the Braves. They do sell boiled peanuts inside the stadium. They're in like a crock pot. They only sell them at certain stands.
Melissa
Only at certain stands.
Burt
You know the gates at which these ball peanuts are being made.
Caller
If you're on the golden moon level, it's right behind section 305.
Katie
Oh, he knows.
Burt
Okay.
Melissa
The golden moon level. Do you have to be fancy and rich to get to the golden moon level?
Caller
Are you kidding? They sell $6 seats up there.
Burt
Oh, that's what we're talking about there.
Wendy
You know what?
Karen
It is.
Burt
So at least in section 305 in
Melissa
the golden moon section.
Burt
In the golden moon section, which. Yeah, sounds kind of. That sounds like something from the old goal room.
Katie
Yeah. Or something Jeff used to do all the time in college.
Jeff
I think we have to get fresh boiled peanuts in so Bert can try them on the air.
Katie
Yeah, sure. All right.
Burt
If they're part of the south culture, I'll be glad it is good.
Wendy
Try it.
Burt
Most are calling up now. And here are the calls. I work at Turner Field. You can take food in, you can take outside food in, you can bring in food into Turner Stadium. So you can. And if you want them while you get in section 305 behind the golden butt.
Melissa
All right, I'm gonna have to go find the golden moon 305. Cause that's the only thing that would be admissible for me. Buying them outside and bringing them in is not the same thing.
Burt
Okay, I understand your. I understand your Plight and it is done already.
Melissa
Girl, I'm not whining. I'm just trying to make change. I'm trying to embrace when she is trying to yank me south.
Katie
Yeah.
Melissa
Go home. Thank you.
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Burt
This is the Birch Show. It's really good. Not have worked out any better for Wendy.
Wendy
I got stuck with the perfect partner.
Burt
Really did, man. A Latin dance instructor.
Katie
Oh, poor Wendy. What a victim you are. It's really tough.
Burt
That must really suck.
Wendy
Every day going in there for hours.
Burt
Good morning, Antonio.
Antonio
Good morning guys. How are you?
Burt
There it is.
Wendy
There it is.
Burt
What a cliche. Thanks for coming in, man.
Antonio
Oh, thanks so much for having me. I'm loving this.
Burt
Yeah. How's she doing so far?
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Antonio
Yeah, well, I'm doing good. I don't. I don't know exactly how she's doing. No, no, she's doing a really good job. I mean she's putting a lot of hours into these. I mean we're practicing what like two, three hours a day and she's just. Yeah, just listening to me. Everything I have to say, like, you know, strain your leg, hips out, whatever. I don't know if I'm just a million things.
Burt
You know what I was just thinking as I'm listening to his accent? You know what? Because I'm doing Rosetta Stone right now to learn Spanish. The truth is, I don't want. Yeah, I don't want to learn Spanish. I want to learn how to speak English with that accent.
Katie
That's right.
Burt
So if Rosetta Stone could put together four Americans just so you can sound like you're from Latin America, that's where the real money is.
Wendy
And it's really tough to take instruction from that accent every single day.
Burt
Such a process, right? Poor thing.
Wendy
I know, but this whole thing started when I made a challenge last week against Kate Gosselin, who did a jive, and she had to learn it in five days. So I made the challenge that I could learn it in the same amount of time and do a heck of a lot better than Kate Gosselin could ever do it.
Burt
Because you thought she really sucked that night.
Lady Luck
She did not do great.
Wendy
I mean, Antonio's watched the video. She did not do superb.
Burt
She is bad as Wendy says she is.
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Antonio
Unfortunately, yes. I have to admit it.
Jeff
I almost wonder if she knows, like, if she had a talk with her handlers or whatever, and she knew that she couldn't dance, so they told her, well, then, you know what? If you're going to be bad, be the worst bad.
Melissa
You can be really, really bad. I don't know. I think she's naturally really bad at
Burt
it, and she's got a crappy attitude about it.
Wendy
You said too Horrible attitude about it. I mean, at least go in there with a little bit of effort and trying. And I understand the frustration now that comes with not getting the steps because I think I get more frustrated on myself because I can't understand because I haven't been. I have never danced before.
Melissa
Does Cindy have any rhythm?
Antonio
Yeah, she. She has rhythm. She can hear the music and dance with it. But what I was going to say is that. That in all fairness to Kate, you know, for somebody that have never danced before, this is a routine that we usually teach to our students in, like, 50 lessons, spreading like 20 weeks, 30 weeks, and for them to learn it in five days, somebody have never danced before, it's really, really difficult. Now it is even more difficult for the dance instructor to dance with somebody that has a really bad attitude like her. You know, we understand that professional dancers that, you know, there are going to be challenges. You're going to get frustrated. It's going to be hard. But just be open about, Enjoy the journey, because that's what it's all about.
Burt
You are going to be frustrated. It is going to be hard. Oh, I like that.
Jeff
How is that?
Katie
Well, you started off strong, but then it kind of trailed into like, you're
Burt
going to be frustrated drunk.
Jeff
How is Wendy's attitude?
Antonio
No, she's. She's great. She really is great.
Jeff
I mean, you can tell us. How's Wendy's attitude?
Antonio
I mean, it's really hard even to tell sometimes. She's just really quiet and she's just listening to me.
Katie
And you haven't wanted to walk out like Kate's dance instructor?
Antonio
Well, she better. She better not. She walks out, I'll be like, I'm done with you. I don't have any producers asking me to come back because I have a concert.
Burt
When you're watching Dancing with the Stars, I mean, from the outside, looking in at the instructors, they all are great, right? But if you're in that industry, do you think, are they really good instructors on that show? Yes, they're very good dancers.
Antonio
Yes. Some of the instructors you have there are US Champions. They're like, being all over the world. Those are really good people. Really good people.
Melissa
I want to know, when did you start dancing? What's your history with dance?
Antonio
Well, really, I started dancing when I was a kid. I'm a Latin man, so I pretty much came out of the womb dancing just because of social. Dancing is such a big part of my culture. But when I came to the US about seven years ago, that's when I started dancing professionally in a dance studio. So that's pretty much how I did.
Jeff
Is that why you came to the US because you're like, I'm gonna go to the US and teach them rhythm.
Katie
Look at those Americans.
Jeff
You can be a bad dancer in South America and come to the United States and open a dance studio in the United States?
Antonio
No, not really. That's not why I came to America. The reasons why I came here are very, very different. But dancing was always something I wanted to do. I watched this movie when I was a kid called Dance With Me with Cheyenne and Vanessa Williams, and I loved. And I knew that moment that that's what I wanted to do. And I had just. I was blessed I had that opportunity to do that here.
Burt
So now you've got just a couple days left with her. I mean, at this point, how many hours a Day. Are you gonna have to work with her to have this thing down by Friday night?
Antonio
Well, we're scheduled for 2 o' clock to 2 or 3 or something like that. And I'm gonna try to squeeze as many hours as possible. I asked her to come back later on today again at seven and we just have to get it done.
Wendy
Yeah, we're doing two lessons.
Burt
Oh, really? And your feet are already jacked up? Dude, I gotta do this twice today.
Wendy
Poor Antonio's gotta look at my jacked
Lady Luck
up feet like every rehearsal.
Wendy
I mean, I don't know why I need to dance.
Katie
Antonio would love that.
Wendy
I always have to impress Antonio. So I don't want him to touch me when I'm sweating. I'm like, my feet are bleeding. Well, I want him to touch me now, but not when I touch the wedding.
Antonio
We did a really good exercise yesterday about touching and finding the muscle and all that stuff. She was blushing. I'm like, don't be like that. This is okay. We're supposed to touch each other.
Wendy
I'm way too inappropriate right now for this activity.
Katie
Go get some water.
Burt
So this is happening on either you guys are dancing or having sex on Friday night, right?
Wendy
Yes, dancing on Friday night at Dies of Dance up in Alpharetta, off near Johns Creek.
Melissa
And anybody can come and see you, right?
Wendy
Anybody can come on Friday night?
Burt
Yeah, we need you guys to actually come out and see her because this is part of sort of the bet is that, I mean, Kate Gosling had to do this in front of millions of people. So if we're trying to even the playing field, then Wendy should at least have to do it in front of a couple of dozen people for the first time. So where exactly is the studio that
Katie
show up at Dasa Dance now?
Antonio
Yeah, we have about 100 people that shows up every Friday, but we are located right on Old Alabama Road off of Exit 7 on Holcomb Bridge.
Jeff
Now you say it, hundred people.
Antonio
Yeah, we usually have between 80 and 100 people that shows up to our parties every Friday.
Melissa
It should be more than that. This Friday?
Antonio
Absolutely. You know, we should have at least 300 people there just to see.
Wendy
I was. I was expecting maybe like two dozen, like 20.
Burt
I didn't think it was 100 people, man.
Jeff
Are we filming your rehearsal today for the website?
Wendy
Yeah, up today. So.
Caller
Yeah.
Burt
Great.
Melissa
I'm so proud of you, Wendy. I think that's really cool. And you seem to have a confidence about you from doing this.
Wendy
I. I mean, I'm having so much fun learning it. I Mean, it's something different that I've never done and I'll probably continue doing after this whole process, but I'm having a lot of fun with it.
Burt
Here's T.C. hey, T.C.
Antonio
good morning.
Caller
Hey, how's it going, everybody?
Burt
Okay, sir. How are you?
Caller
I know that you're focusing on dance, but I just want to rent Antonio's voice.
Burt
I know.
Jeff
Why do you need Antonio's when you can have bridge, Hul.
Burt
Bridge.
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Burt
Say hul Bridge.
Antonio
Road, Hul. Bridge.
Burt
Hul.
Antonio
Bridge.
Caller
You see that? You can say anything, and. And women are going to fall all over the place. I just want to rent it just for a little while.
Katie
Why don't you just have your exit's a little further.
Burt
It's a little Easter block.
Karen
Is it?
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Katie
So I want to ask you guys about the concept of friend jealousy, something that I've been observing, and I want to kind of know how to repair that. Okay. Because I. My life was very compartmentalized. I grew up in Nashville, went to UT and the real ut, Tennessee. And then I came down to Atlanta. It was there first.
Burt
So anyway, so Tennessee was there before Texas.
Katie
Yes.
Jeff
Really?
Katie
Hello. Yes. So, anyway, so. So came down to Atlanta. Well, a lot of, you know, all my friends that I went to school with ended up staying around the Nashville area. So when I go see my friends from when I grew up, I go up to Tennessee. And when I am hanging out with friends that I made here in Atlanta, I'm in Atlanta. So I never have really dealt with this because a lot of my friends, we don't really cross over. You know, the paths don't cross over. Well, in. In Katie and her friends, they all went to, you know, either high school or college together. Because Katie, you know, went to uga, and. Yeah, and so she went to uga, and so she, you know, if she
Melissa
knew the date, she would say whether that was first or not.
Katie
Yeah.
Burt
Well, George is, well, the real Yuji, Right?
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Katie
Nobody else would try to steal the colors in the emblem or whatever. So, anyway, moving on. So, anyway, so Katie and her friends, you know, are all, you know, kind of local, and they hung out and everything, and. But I've noticed that since, you know, we've all grown older and brought more friends into our circles, that hearing them talk and I wish I had a spec. I don't have a specific example, but hearing them talk about their. Their groups, new friends that have come in, I noticed they're kind of critical. Like, it's hard for new people to come into that area.
Burt
So the core group, everybody's cool. You're either on the inside or you're on the outside.
Katie
Well, it's like, for instance, if Jen and I went to school together, we went to college together, and we grew up together, and we've been friends for a long time. And then all of a sudden, I'm working with Wendy, and Wendy and I start being friends, and we hang out a lot. Then it would be the case where Jen becomes jealous of Wendy because she's like, wait a second. I've known her longer. And when you start doing things with Wendy and you don't include me in them, I'm getting kind of jealous about this.
Jeff
I think that's a girl thing.
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Katie
And I do notice that with groups of women. And like I said, I didn't experience it because I moved. I moved straight to Atlanta from college, so I didn't spend any of my adult life in Tennessee. And so I haven't been a part of that. But, yeah, it is.
Wendy
I.
Katie
And I tease them about it because, you know, there's one thing for me to come into the group because I'm, you know, I'm Katie's girlfriend. So it's a different thing. It's like they're, you know, her other friends, boyfriends and husbands. You know, we're in our little group, too, because we're, you know, the partners of everybody. But it's a whole different level when it's. When it's. Co workers, new co workers, new people. Because I think there was a case in which one of them.
Lady Luck
And I want to know how to.
Katie
I want to know how to blend all this together, because I.
Jeff
You have to be boys.
Wendy
You can't.
Jeff
Guys don't care.
Katie
Well, let me. Let me give the example. So, for instance, you know that we know several women that are pregnant right now or just had children. And there were cases in the past where those women had gone, let's say, baby clothes shopping with somebody they had worked with, and that these college Buddies didn't get to go on the trip and there was this little sneaky. They went, you know, clothes, they picked
Melissa
out that ugly outfit.
Katie
Of course, if they were with me, I would have taste. But you know, like. And it's just, it's just automatic that they don't like anybody that didn't. Didn't.
Burt
In part, this goes back to my theory that nobody ever really evolves past the eighth grade. I mean, you pretty much are in the eighth grade your entire life like
Katie
blood sisters and everybody else that comes in is just not worthy.
Jeff
The only difference between high school and real life is you get benefits. That's it. Other than that, it's the same exact thing. It's being in your 30s. Yes, it's all the same.
Burt
Some out, some are cool, some are dorks. You're trying to get in on the cool grid.
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Jeff
You're just not on your parents insurance anymore. Other than that.
Katie
But let me ask the women how to. If there's any possible way to repair that or build a bridge between.
Melissa
I think it has to be, it has to be somebody else in the group. Like from your example, like if you and I are the college friends and say also Natalie is in our clique, right. But you, you bring in Wendy as the new, as the new girl.
Katie
So you're saying Natalie would have to talk to me about Wendy? No, no.
Melissa
What I'm saying is the only way to bridge the gap for Wendy and me and the rest of the girls is if Natalie reaches out to Wendy, if one person in the group outside of the person who brought in the new girl reaches out to her and they form a friendship, then all of a sudden they're in the fold.
Katie
Okay.
Jeff
It's like joining a mob. Like, you can one guy bring you in, but then the other guy has to mouse train.
Melissa
Like, so you, you and Wendy are friends, but Natalie's also got to become friends with Wendy to, to make me and the rest of the girls feel like, okay, well now she is one of us.
Katie
She's got two votes instead of just one.
Burt
I think the mafia analogy is a good one.
Jeff
Now, is there a certain amount of timing because. And I'll just throw this out here to see if this is, if this sticks. But is there a rule that like, if a new person comes into the group. So let's use the example of Jen and Melissa are great friends, and then Melissa brings in Wendy to the group, you know, to the group of five, the party of five, for example. And then Wendy is brought into that. And then after, like, one meeting or not enough time and reputation has been established, Wendy reaches out to other people in that group without including the original member. Isn't that drama, too?
Melissa
Yes. She can't do the reaching out. It has to be somebody in the group to do the research.
Katie
Etiquette.
Wendy
There's etiquette, ton of etiquette. And then you can't hang out with a new person without hanging out with the old people more. So if you. If you're hanging out with the new person more than you're hanging out with the older friends, and that causes tension. So if you're gonna hang out with a new person, you need to hang out with the group or hang out
Karen
with your older friends.
Katie
But I understand now. I understand why. But I will. I will say now, if I'm the person stuck in the middle, if I'm the one, you know, in the scenario, I am. Because we're bringing in producer Natalie. Let's bring in Bianca and Lauren, our interns, and everybody. So I could see where, if I'm hanging out with this crew from my college, that all we talk about is time in college, all we talk about are the stories from our heyday. Then I am friends with Wendy from work because it's refreshing and new and there's new tales to tell and new experiences to be had. I do think from observing the situation, that there's a lot of times like, I know I would do it if I was a part of it, but from observing it, college buddies and high school buddies and tend to do that. You tend to get into this repetition
Burt
of it's all you talk about. Go to a high school reunion. That's all you talk about.
Katie
That's all you talk about.
Burt
That's why your spouses are so bored when they go with you.
Katie
So it's. It's. Yeah, so it's, you know, there. I think there's also responsibility on everybody's part to kind of open up and evolve a little bit, you know?
Burt
From Athens, you can't.
Jeff
From Athens.
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Date: July 13, 2026
Cast: Bert, Kristin, Abby, Cassie, Tommy, Lady Luck, Melissa, Jeff, Wendy, Katie, various callers & Antonio (guest)
In this episode, The Bert Show tackles a flurry of relatable topics with their signature mix of humor, candor, and lively banter. Core discussions cover the etiquette of holiday weekend weddings, Southern food traditions at sports games, adult “friend jealousy,” and a behind-the-scenes look at learning to dance from scratch. Through direct listener interactions and real-life stories, the cast dives into the complexity of social expectations and cultural quirks, generating plenty of laughs and a few light-bulb moments along the way.
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This episode showcases what fans love about The Bert Show: a perfect blend of everyday dilemmas, relatable quirks, community perspectives, and plenty of laughs. Whether it’s the hot debate over holiday weddings, Southern pride in food, or unraveling the social code of friendship, the show provides both humor and heartfelt advice for listeners navigating their own lives.
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