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Select homes only. The Burt Show. Brian is back on the phone here. This is all Jeff's doing.
Jeff Dahl
I just threw it out there. He's the one he decided to follow. I wouldn't follow my own advice if I didn't.
Jeff Bird
In fact, Jessica's already told him that you're not allowed to follow your own advice if she gets pregnant.
Jeff Dahl
Right. And my big thing was, you know, with guys in the delivery room that years ago they weren't allowed in there, and now they are allowed in there. And there was never an option presented. It was just like, oh, you can come in now. And some guys might have weak stomachs or not want to see their wives in that state or have other things to do. So, I mean, busy labor can take busy, busy, busy 24 hours or longer, some cases. You know what I mean? So what's a guy just going to stop his life?
Brian
Like, you know, stats to check online, ESPN, Google.
Jeff Dahl
So a lot of videos on break.com I have not seen yet.
Brian
True.
Jeff Dahl
So I wonder if I could bring my laptop in.
Jeff Bird
You could do anything you want. Just know that you're not going to have a wife to go back to work.
Jeff Dahl
Right, Right.
Bert
So alone after that day, but just
Jeff Dahl
kind of talking about this. And we were talking about it. Jessica, my wife is not pregnant, but our producer Tracy is. And, you know, I did tell her to go ask her husband Scott if he wanted to be in the delivery room. And he was so offended, they got in an argument like, I couldn't believe you asked me that.
Jeff Bird
Of course, of course. Jeff is just saying it should be an option.
Bert
So you started two arguments in two separate relationships. One in Tracy's with Scott and second with Brian and his wife.
Jeff Dahl
Yeah.
Jeff Bird
Feels good for you, doesn't it?
Jeff Dahl
So Brian, Brian did the same thing. You know, Tracy went and said, hey, do you really want to be in there? And then Brian did the opposite thing. It went to his pregnant wife and said, hey, I really don't want to be in there. His exact Quote was, it's gross and disgusting, which might not have been the tact. That might not have been the approach, the invasion plan I would have executed before playing Risk. You know, that's probably not the proper maneuver, but I think it's recoverable. And we gave him some suggestions yesterday, and Bert was very helpful, too, so.
Jeff Bird
Morning. Q100A.
Jeff Dahl
Brian Gags.
Jeff Bird
Gags.
Scott
Good morning, guys.
Bert
Good morning.
Brian
Let's gag me with.
Jeff Dahl
Seriously.
Jeff Bird
Wow. Goes along with the repertoire. I think we had a couple.
Brian
Wait a second.
Jeff Dahl
Somebody's up to some tomfoolery.
Bert
You brought up Archie Bunker earlier.
Jeff Dahl
Jeff Dahl, who's involved in shenanigans around here.
Bert
Old school.
Jeff Bird
Brian's back here. All right, Brian. So you tried a re. Approach last night with your pregnant wife?
Scott
I did. I went out and I got the flowers, and I went and, you know, talked to her, and I took you guys advice and was basically going to suggest that her sister, who already has a kid, being there with her, since she has experience and she's done this before, and it didn't really go as well as I'd hoped.
Bert
Really?
Brian
Yeah.
Jeff Bird
No way. I never saw it again. Never saw this.
Jeff Dahl
Hey, hold on.
Brian
So you took Jeff's advice.
Jeff Dahl
Listen to what he's saying.
Scott
Well, what wound up happening was, is I brought her the flowers, and I could kind of tell that they really weren't working at all. And I kind of plowed ahead anyways, and she basically cut me off and just said, don't worry about it. And I hadn't even had a chance to talk to her sister, but she had already talked to her sister and. Or rather her sister, and she had already talked to her sister and basically said, you know what? She's gonna be in the delivery with me. You don't have to be here at all. You can wait in the waiting room, and we'll just call you when it's done. And she's still mad at me.
Jeff Bird
Yeah, of course she is.
Jeff Dahl
Well, no, but you got what you wanted.
Jeff Bird
No, he didn't. No, he didn't.
Scott
I mean, now it's. I mean, that's another situation where, like, I don't want to be in the waiting room, but now even if I did, I can't be in there. It's just basically. I mean, I may as well just, you know, stand somewhere and hold her suitcases for. I'm just being. I'm just constantly being told what to do here, like you.
Jeff Bird
So now you don't want to be
Scott
in the waiting room. Get the waiting room. Don't be in the waiting room. It's just I have no say in
Jeff Dahl
it,
Scott
you know, if I don't want to be in the waiting room. If I said yes, waiting or delivery, or rather in the delivery room.
Jeff Bird
Okay, If.
Scott
If I was supposed to be in the delivery, if I wanted to be in delivery room, if I said yes to being in the living room, I was only gonna be there because she told me to, and now I'm being told to wait in the waiting room. And, I mean, it's just. I'm Just. None of this is my choice.
Jeff Bird
Well, what else. Where else do you want to be?
Jeff Dahl
I mean, he wants the option.
Jeff Bird
You said you didn't want to be in the delivery room, so where else do you want to be?
Jeff Dahl
But she took away the option from him.
Scott
I wanted to be in the waiting room, but I want it to be my choice to be in the waiting room.
Jeff Bird
What?
Brian
What?
Producer Tracy
She just gave you your choice? That was it.
Bert
That's the problem. She gave me.
Scott
No, she didn't give me my choice. She told me to. Basically, I'm not allowed in the delivery.
Bert
She had a control. So he didn't know that's what you want.
Jeff Bird
You didn't want to be in the living room, right?
Scott
In a way, yeah. But, I mean, you know, I just. I'd like it for. I'd like to actually have some say in it.
Jeff Bird
You got issues, man.
Craig
How long have y' all been there?
Scott
Even if I wanted to be in the. In the living room, I'm not allowed.
Jeff Bird
What?
Brian
You're just. You got.
Jeff Bird
You got control, big time. Control issues, whatever.
Scott
Well, I mean, not only that, but her sister's got a kid. I mean, yeah, the kid's not bad, but, you know, like you guys said, you know, sometimes labor takes about, you know, 24 hours, which I hope it doesn't take that long for her sake as well as mine, but I've got a babysitter kid in the waiting room the entire time.
Jeff Bird
Hold on one second. At this point, this guy's jacking with us, right?
Brian
I'm just confused on what even his point is about having a choice or making the decision. I don't even know what he's saying.
Bert
Jeff, you're his leader.
Jeff Bird
At this point.
Jeff Dahl
I know exactly what he's saying. He didn't want to be in the delivery room, right? So he goes and he tells his wife, and so she takes that option away from him, okay? And now he's just panicked because he doesn't have an option.
Jeff Bird
That's the most ridiculous Thing I've ever heard.
Brian
It doesn't make sense to me.
Jeff Bird
He doesn't want to be controlled at all. He wants to do what? He wants to do this. He wants it to be his choice
Brian
if he wanted to.
Jeff Dahl
Right now he's afraid that if he's in the waiting room and he's like, well, I want to be a part of this. And he goes to walk in, his wife and her sister are both going to be like, you blew it. Get out.
Brian
Well, that's what they're already saying, right? I mean, she's already so mad at him, she doesn't want him in there anymore.
Jeff Bird
And I'm sure the conversation was something like, okay, you don't want to be in the delivery room, fine. Stay in the way. That's great. Just do what you want to do. And now he's got it. But she didn't say it in a way that he really believes she's accepting.
Jeff Dahl
Exactly.
Jeff Bird
So he's not.
Jeff Dahl
She did the equivalent of, all right, fine, if you're not gonna move your car into the garage, I'll do it. And then you feel guilty for the rest of the night because you know what I mean?
Brian
Gotcha. So he wanted her to somehow be like, oh, sweetie, that's just fine. You do whatever you do. I just love you, and that's gonna be fine. Whatever you wanna do. Lazy.
Jeff Bird
Yeah. You know what, Brian? You're right. It is gross and it is disgusting.
Brian
Is that what he wanted?
Jeff Bird
And I. You made me realize how disgusting it is. So go ahead. If you really need to be in the waiting room, go ahead. That's what he wanted to hear. What a tool.
Producer Tracy
What a jerk.
Jeff Bird
Judy, you're on Q100.
Caller (Female)
Oh, I just can't even believe this idiot. Oh, my God. I mean, what is wrong with him? He goes home yesterday to apologize and thinks she's going to accept his apology. And, I mean, he's going to be paying for this for the rest of his life, not only with his own guilt, but she is never going to forgive him.
Bert
Way to go, Jeff.
Jeff Dahl
Hey, I. I just put it out there. I wouldn't take. Like I said, I. If you take my advice, you're more.
Jeff Bird
Now, we've had a lot of people save that.
Bert
Yes. We've had a lot of people who said we were being too hard on Brian. So I just want to give the challenge to those.
Jeff Bird
They're still coming.
Bert
Okay. All right, here's one.
Jeff Bird
Kimberly, call up.
Caller (Female)
Hello?
Jeff Bird
Hello?
Producer Tracy
Hello?
Caller (Female)
Good morning.
Jeff Bird
Yeah, you tell us.
Caller (Female)
Well, look, this guy definitely made A mistake. He. By telling his wife. I mean, if she's scared too, she can't leave. She has to be there. But the solution to all of it, they need to hire a doula. Get a doula in the room so he can go in and out if he needs to. I have caught many a man who have passed out in the delivery room.
Jeff Dahl
Do you work in a delivery room or do you just creepily hang out there?
Caller (Female)
I'm a certified doula. I'm a professional labor supporter.
Jeff Bird
I've never even heard of that phrase before. What is that?
Caller (Female)
A professional labor support?
Brian
Oh, yeah, it's like. What was the former term of it?
Caller (Female)
Well, a lot of people compare it to midwifery. Yes, except we do not do any of the medical. The midwives come and do all the checks and the tests and all that. We're there as professional support.
Jeff Dahl
Is it midwifery or midwifery?
Scott
What?
Jeff Bird
Either way, tomato, tomato.
Brian
Yeah, but I've heard of. I've heard of a lot of successful natural births with doulas.
Jeff Bird
I just don't. I don't think it's a doula issue. I think it's a him now just feeling like he's being controlled issue, like it didn't matter one way or the other. Ryan.
Scott
Yes, guys, you're right. I mean, I do have control issues because I have no control on this. It's just I'm being told, stay out. I'm being told, get in. I'm being told, stay out.
Brian
And it's, well, you started this. You're not being told anything. You went to your wife and you started this saying, hey, I don't wanna start this.
Scott
I told her I didn't want to
Brian
be in there, which means you started it.
Scott
She was telling me I had to be in there.
Jeff Bird
You got what you wanted. You didn't want to be in the delivery room. She gave you that. But not in the way that you wanted it to be given.
Scott
Because now I'm being told I can't be in there.
Jeff Bird
So what? Ideally, when you walked in there, what did you want her to say? I can't believe how pissed I'm getting. What did you want her to say?
Brian
I know.
Scott
Basically, I wanted to realize that having her sister in there would be a better idea, and it would be a better idea. It would be good if I were in the waiting room. And now, basically, she's looking at as being a good thing. I'm in the waiting room. She's looking at as a bad thing, me being in the delivery Room. And it's just, you know, you go here, you go, there you go. Where I tell you to go.
Jeff Bird
Where you can go.
Jeff Dahl
Bet.
Jeff Bird
Hey, Jennifer, you're on Q100.
Caller (Female)
I cannot believe this guy. First he doesn't want to be in there. Now he wants to be in there. Whatever. My husband, he didn't really like that yucky stuff. But, you know, I talked to another day, and he said he doesn't remember any of it. You don't realize when you're looking at it that, you know, that's what you're seeing. You just see the baby, and you totally forget about it. So he just needs to suck it up and deal with it and be in there. And you know what? You're gonna regret it. Dude. You are totally gonna regret it.
Jeff Bird
You are gonna regret it.
Brian
This is such a sad way to start the life of your child. You know what I mean? It's like all of your life is gonna completely change. This is your first baby together, and. And when you become parents, it completely changes your life. You aren't the important one anymore. And this is how. This is the first step in that whole parenting process. She's going to deliver the child with her sister alone and not trust you to be there and doesn't even want you to be there now.
Jeff Bird
And at this point, it's not even reversible. I mean, what you've done already, the last 48 hours with her is the memory that she's gonna have going into the delivery. It's not even reversible now. I mean, the only thing I think.
Jeff Dahl
I think he. I think you need to talk to your wife tonight and explain that that child is yours.
Bert
See, what Following Jeff has put you where it's put you thus far.
Jeff Dahl
I've been very quiet during the second.
Bert
Yes.
Jeff Bird
Yeah.
Jeff Dahl
Sometimes my wife.
Brian
In the beginning, you came strong.
Jeff Dahl
Yeah.
Brian
And now you're like, oh, no, I
Jeff Bird
gotta take one more call because it's from Jenna, who totally agrees with him. Okay, Jenna, go ahead.
Caller (Female)
Good morning, Bircho. I have to admit that I lied. I don't agree with him at all. But I do. I just wanted to ask him if this is their first child they're having.
Scott
Yeah, this is the first one.
Caller (Female)
First one, Brian. Okay.
Brian
Do you.
Caller (Female)
Do you know how scared your wife probably is?
Scott
Well, I think she's more mad at me than scared of anything else. I know it's a gigantic ordeal, but, I mean, like, they said that this is the first ordeal. This is the first thing in the child's life, and it's a bad example. Well, what kind of example is it if the first thing our child's life, the example we set is just have the dad go do whatever the mom tells him to do? I mean, well, what's going to happen later on?
Caller (Female)
But see, Brian, that's not what this is about. You getting told what to do.
Scott
I'm not going to be given an option.
Jeff Bird
Yeah, no one is going to say anything here to make you feel better about it. And your wife is not even capable of saying anything now to make you feel better about it. So whatever. I don't know what to tell you. She's not going to give you what you want. She's not going to be okay with you not being in the delivery room. So you got what you want. She did the best she could. Go ahead. You don't want to be in here. You got my permission. Go. You got what you wanted. That's as good as it's going to get.
Bert
But I don't think that's what he wanted. I think the whole issue when Jeff first started was the fact of having control, having an option for the man to be able to say what he wants to do and be able to do it. And so he didn't get what he wanted.
Jeff Bird
Yeah, this is not being, this is, I don't think, an issue about either being in the delivery room or not anymore. It's a total control issue.
Brian
And I'm sure it's not about gross and disgusting.
Jeff Bird
And I'm sure if we were in your house like every day, this would be the real issue that's going on in your house. Yeah, Brian, I'm leaving. Bye bye.
Scott
Goodbye.
Jeff Dahl
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Craig
I'm a musician. I've been in bands since I was 16. I had a high school sweetheart, and we used to play Extreme all the time. My band played it with our song. Yeah, Anytime that comes on, it just kills me. And we broke up when I was 17. I'm 34 now. I don't think a day has gone by where I haven't think about her. I'm still in love.
Jeff Bird
Oh, I've tried to find her a
Craig
million times on MySpace and Facebook and all that stuff, and I can't never, ever find her.
Jeff Bird
God, we are hopeless romantics right now.
Producer Tracy
Mine's so sweet, though.
Brian
I felt the same way hearing it again. It was like the first time.
Jeff Bird
Hey, Craig. Good morning.
Craig
Good morning.
Jeff Bird
Hey. Welcome back.
Craig
A little nervous this morning.
Jeff Bird
Well, I mean, 17 years ago, you and Heather. And it's accurate to say that you have thought about her every single day for 17 years?
Craig
Yeah, pretty much. Even if it was just the second or. She was my. The person that I measured everyone up to.
Brian
Why do you think you haven't been able to let her go?
Craig
It was my fault in the circumstances of our breakup and everything. And then I was young, I was decided to go into the military, and I think that was. That intensified it a little bit because I was alone. I was in Europe, and, you know, the last real girlfriend that I had ended like that. I had a lot of time to think.
Jeff Bird
Now, you've been married since then.
Scott
Yes.
Jeff Bird
You've had children. A totally different life. I mean, obviously over the last 17 years, your life goes in one direction, her life goes in another direction. But you write in your email that through all that stuff, every single day, you've thought about her.
Craig
Yeah, I never obsessed about it or anything, but I always thought about her. Even when my kids were born and everything. I always wondered, you know, I think everybody has that one, and she was mine.
Producer Tracy
Do you secretly hope that she's still available?
Scott
It wouldn't be bad.
Bert
I do think this will be good for you because I would so hate for if, you know, as the mother of your children, for you to wonder about having the children with someone else or being with somebody else. So I think this would be good for you either way. Either you can pursue it with her or actually 100% pursue it with somebody else instead of always measuring them up to her.
Brian
And you realize the nostalgia of the whole thing could make it more romantic and intense than it could be maybe today.
Craig
You know, neither One of us are those people anymore. You always retain a part of that. If the circumstances were that she was available and, you know, didn't. Didn't still hate me, then, yeah, I would love to hear again you say still hate me.
Jeff Bird
Was the breakup a really bad one?
Craig
I think so. She'll tell you, I was devastated. You know, it was my fault, but I was still the one that was devastated. So, you know, I tried and tried and tried and begged and to get her back, and she just wasn't hearing it. You retain a part of that person that you were. But, you know, I mean, throughout my experiences and everything that I've been through,
Scott
I'm obviously a completely different person.
Jeff Dahl
Right.
Jeff Bird
So let me ask you this. And I know we got your name, and we got her name a while ago, and Blue Dog Investigations and producer Tracy have been working very hard and trying to get in touch with her. So, Trace, where are we right now?
Producer Tracy
Well, Blue Dog found an address for me, so we knew exactly where she was. And then I did a little more research, too, based on that information and found an email address for her. I wasn't sure if it was the right girl, so I emailed her and just kind of said, you know, hey, did you go to this high school? Did you live in this area? And it turned out to be her, and she was very, very nice. I have not asked her if she's been married because, you know, I didn't exactly get into the whole reason Craig was looking for her. However, I can say that her last name hasn't changed. So she either didn't get married or
Jeff Dahl
she's one of them independent women.
Producer Tracy
She kept her last name, and I asked her if she would come on the air with us. All I've told her at this point was that, you know, first I said somebody from your past was looking for you. I explained who we were, and then she wanted a little bit more information. So, you know, I did tell her it was Craig. And based on an email I had gotten from Craig, I didn't seem to think that that would be a problem with him because he had given me a message to relay to her.
Jeff Bird
He's ready to put it out there.
Producer Tracy
So she said, oh, my gosh. Wow, small world. Yes, I did date him. You know, I asked her if she'd be willing to come on the air with us just because this is the kind of thing that we do. And she said she. She wanted to talk to me further about it, like, on the phone rather than via email, but she said she Was willing. She just wanted the information up front. And then that was over Christmas break. And then I hadn't heard from her for like, several weeks, so I was getting nervous that she might have backed out. Finally yesterday, she got back in touch with me and said, so sorry, I've been out of town for work. She's really, really busy. Apparently she has a full time job and she teaches. So we're just trying to line up schedules at this point to try and find a time that works for her that she can talk to me first and then get her on the radio.
Jeff Bird
So we can. We can do this one of a couple of different ways, depending on what she's most comfortable with, is we get the 10 questions that you want most to ask her, we'll get them from you, and we can either ask them to her on the air or we will send her a list of those 10 questions. She will answer them, and then we will read them to you as she answered them on the air.
Bert
It just depends on her schedule.
Jeff Bird
It all depends on what she wants to do.
Producer Tracy
She did, because I gave her that option when I thought that she wasn't getting back in touch with me. And she did ask to do it that way, only because of her schedule. But then I tried to convince her to come on the air. So I think. I'm not sure which one she's gonna do.
Jeff Bird
Well, producer Tracy can be very persuasive.
Producer Tracy
What I haven't done, I'm finding her,
Brian
by the way, she's awesome.
Bert
She sounds sweet on air, but tr. She has her way.
Producer Tracy
What I haven't done, though, is told her why Craig has been looking for and how much Craig has been thinking about her for the past 17 years.
Jeff Bird
Good. That's good. I think that's really good.
Jeff Dahl
She's not local, right?
Producer Tracy
She is not local.
Jeff Dahl
Okay.
Bert
Okay.
Jeff Bird
So we're gonna see how this plays out over the next couple of days. We'll see if she wants to come on with us, and if not, then we'll get her answers. And sometime over the next 48 hours, we'll have those 10 answers that you sent to her. Will have the. I should say the questions that you sent. We'll have the answers. So chew on this for 24 hours and we'll see what kind of reaction we can get from out of her. I mean, and ideally, she comes on and she answers the 10 questions, right?
Scott
Oh, my God.
Craig
A little nervous.
Jeff Bird
Yeah. Well, at this point, you got zero to lose, right? Zero.
Craig
Well, I know it's been something I'VE been thinking about for so long that now that communicate with her, talk to her.
Scott
It's just surreal.
Jeff Bird
All right, well, give us a couple days and we'll put it all together and we'll see how it all pans out.
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Date: March 16, 2026
Hosts: Bert, Jeff Bird, Jeff Dahl, Kristin, Abby, Cassie, Tommy, Producer Tracy
Episode Focus: Relationship drama, navigating childbirth support, and a long-lost love story reunion
This episode of The Bert Show kicks off with lively banter and two central, interweaving storylines: a heated debate about a dad’s place during childbirth, and a vulnerable update on a listener’s quest to reconnect with a high school sweetheart after 17 years. Throughout, the hosts balance playful teasing, earnest advice, and audience interaction, keeping the tone candid and humorous while diving deep into relationship dynamics.
Candid, playful, and occasionally blunt, the hosts balance real talk with laughter and listener interaction. No topic is too awkward or personal, and the “family” feel encourages both tough love and genuine empathy.
For listeners who missed the show, this episode delivers comedic relief and serious insights into modern relationships, all while setting the stage for a heartfelt romantic reunion.