The Bert Show – Full Show PT 3: Thursday, October 30 [Vault]

Original Air Date: October 30, 2025
Summary by: Podcast Summarizer

Episode Overview

This episode of The Bert Show delivers the cast’s signature blend of humor, heart, and honesty as they dive into listener dramas, celebrity interviews, and fresh stunts. In this vault throwback edition, highlights include a “Find My Fiance” segment, an engaging interview with TLC (the group), a hilarious social experiment with the show's new stunt guy, and a friendly chat with American Idol’s Ryan Seacrest.

Key Segments & Insights

1. "Find My Fiance" – Closure or Comeback?

[02:15 – 12:00]

Summary:
James calls in asking for help to track down his ex-fiancée, Nicole, who broke off their engagement due to doubts about his career prospects. Having found professional success as a district manager, James wants both to reconnect and “show her what she’s missing.” The Bert Show team locates Nicole and brings her onto the show for a candid, sometimes tense, on-air reunion.

Key Discussion Points:

• James' reasons for reaching out:
  • Recently moved to Atlanta for a promotion (managing 11 stores, “well over $50,000” salary).
  • Still has feelings for Nicole but admits to wanting to prove her wrong.
• Nicole’s response:
  • Acknowledges their history but stands firm on her preference for a partner with greater financial success (“I'm looking for a brother that's pulling in 120.”).
  • Admits she might be “shallow” but is unapologetic about her needs.
• James’ persistence:
  • Offers to meet for coffee or a drink, expressing hope for a rekindling and emphasizing he’s “living large now.”

Notable Quotes:

• “Sometimes a slap in the face motivates a man.” – James (04:47)
• “Call me shallow, call me materialistic, but that is who I am. Why should I sacrifice that?” – Nicole (10:35)
• “I can't help it. Just sting me and swell me up. I don't know.” – James on walking into a “hornet’s nest” (11:53)

2. Interview with TLC – Resilience After Loss

[12:00 – 21:08]

Summary:
The TLC interview segment, coming after Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes’s passing, is anticipated to be somber but instead shines with warmth and optimism. T-Boz and Chilli discuss family, motherhood, their new album, and the ongoing presence of Lisa in their lives—offering fans both candor and comfort.

Key Discussion Points:

• Family first:
  • Balancing motherhood with career demands; humorous anecdotes about life at home.
• Coping with loss:
  • Remembering Lisa as a generous, free spirit.
  • The emotional process of completing their new album, “3D,” which features Lisa’s recorded vocals.
• The new album:
  • Described as displaying “three dimensions of TLC” and as a tribute to their group’s bond.

Notable Quotes:

• “Lisa is our sister, and I don't like to say was—she is our sister.” – Chilli (16:09)
• “This album was to show everybody that we never broke up. We are sisters, we love each other.” – T-Boz (20:38)
• “There’s a certain song that is special… dedicated to her, and it’s called ‘Turntable.’” – Chilli (21:04)

3. The Wheelchair Stunt – Can You Say Anything in a Wheelchair?

[23:51 – 26:34]

Summary:
The Bert Show’s new stunt guy, Phil Turana, is tasked with seeing if people will confront someone in a wheelchair who makes rude remarks at a MARTA station. Despite a barrage of snark (‘At least I'm not ugly’, ‘Hope you're enjoying walking’), passersby refuse to respond, showing an awkward blend of politeness, discomfort, or avoidance.

Key Discussion Points:

• Phil’s attempts:
  • Escalating rudeness (“I don't know what rolls more: my wheels or your stomach.”)
  • Not a single person engages, no matter how outlandish his comments.
• Show’s reflection:
  • The cast is both amused and slightly baffled by the results, highlighting social taboos around disability and confrontation.

Notable Quotes:

• “Nothing. They just think you're a bitter guy in a chair.” – Phil (25:02)
• “God, I hate being ass level. This stinks.” – Phil (26:34)

4. Ryan Seacrest Phones In – American Idol Mania

[27:04 – 34:44]

Summary:
Fresh off a red-eye flight, American Idol host and Atlanta native Ryan Seacrest talks about the explosion of Idol auditions in Atlanta, playful rumors (including with Paula Abdul), celebrity perks, and his own career surprises.

Key Discussion Points:

• On Atlanta and Idol:
  • Shares excitement for his hometown and family’s cooking.
  • Notes the rising bar for Idol contestants and massive turnout.
• Behind the scenes:
  • Playful rivalry with Simon Cowell.
  • Refutes dating rumors, recounts funny skydiving outing with Angie Everhart.
• Celebrity life:
  • Amused by the “free perks” of fame and reflects on career shifts.
• Addressing co-host departure:
  • Brief, good-natured comments about Brian Dunkelman leaving.

Notable Quotes:

• “We get a kick out of topping each other and playing with each other, joking around.” – Ryan on Simon Cowell (28:48)
• “Usually that’s followed by, ‘yeah, I know, and an insult.’ But that’s kind of cool, you know.” – Ryan on being recognized (32:09)
• “I think at this point, I’m doing it by myself. Actually, honestly, I don’t care… as long as I can do it again.” – Ryan on future Idol hosting (34:06)

Memorable Moments & Quotes

• Nicole’s realness about her romantic criteria is hilariously direct:
  “If whoever's listening, James, you know I love you, probably always will, but I'm looking for a brother who has Alexis in the new millennium.” (09:15)

• TLC’s vulnerability creates connection:
  “You never think your personal life is going to be mixed in with your job.” – Chilli (19:20)

• Phil’s failed provocations are funny and revealing about public attitudes:
  “Are you blind? Do you have a mirror? Look at you. Look at my wheelchair.” (26:23)

Timestamps for Important Segments

• Find My Fiance: 02:15 – 12:00
• TLC Interview: 12:00 – 21:08
• Wheelchair Stunt: 23:51 – 26:34
• Ryan Seacrest Interview: 27:04 – 34:44

Tone & Style

The Bert Show maintains a lively, playful, and sometimes irreverent tone. The hosts balance humor with empathy during listener stories and are adept at drawing out authentic, emotional moments from their celebrity interviews. Throughout the show, a sense of camaraderie and realness welcomes listeners into the cast’s dynamic world.

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