The Bert Show — Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, October 28 [Vault]
Date: October 28, 2025
Podcast Host: Pionaire Podcasting
Cast: Bert, Kristin, Abby, Cassie, Tommy & Guests
Episode Overview
This lively segment of The Bert Show blends classic morning show humor and authenticity with high-profile guest interviews, real-life drama, and comedic moments. This episode features exclusive studio visits from Atlanta’s own Collective Soul, pop star Pink, and Jessica Simpson, plus a hilarious “Second Date Update” and the show’s signature phone scam. The hosts and guests provide candid insights into celebrity life, career trajectories, music industry quirks, and the enduring challenge of staying genuine and grounded—while never missing a beat in the fun.
Key Segments & Highlights
1. Collective Soul In-Studio
[01:44–09:40]
Highlights:
- Band Introduction: Ed and Dean Roland join the studio, reminiscing about their Atlanta roots and big hits like "Heavy," "The World I Know," and "Shine."
- Fame Reflections: The band discusses how being a rock star isn't as glamorous or different as many might believe.
- Recognition Encounters: They recount interactions with fans and maintaining approachability.
Notable Quotes:
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On hearing their songs on the radio:
“When it first happened, I would always listen ... but I've learned to appreciate it. After that, I usually turn it—I'm too critical, I'll sit there and go, I could have done this better.”
— Ed Roland [03:56] -
On music industry misconceptions:
“People misunderstand sometimes ... it started in the 70s that, you know, it was very flamboyant ... no matter if you had one hit song, you had millions of dollars, and it's not necessarily true.”
— Ed Roland [06:19] -
On record deals:
“You pay them back, and when you make your money, they still don't let you own your music...you create something and yet you do not own it, even when you pay your money back. That's wrong.”
— Ed Roland [06:56] -
Song Rights & Covers:
- Discussion on who profits and who approves when others cover or remix their songs.
- “If they don't change any of the lyrics and the music stays the same, they can cover it. But if they want to change anything, they have to contact us.”
— Guest [08:35]
Memorable Moment:
- Dreaming of Puffy Remixing “Shine”:
“Hey, Puff Daddy's covering Shine.”:
“I wish he would. I get paid, remember, I need to be driven around.”
— Ed Roland [09:36]
2. Pink Interview: Candid, Witty, and Down to Earth
[09:45–18:22]
Highlights:
- Venice Beach Life: Pink talks about living in Venice, embracing the vibrant and odd local scene.
- Lady Marmalade Video: She discusses working with other stars and initial tensions, particularly with Christina Aguilera.
- Rumor Mill: Pink directly addresses those infamous “kissing Christina” rumors with surprising candor and humor.
Notable Quotes:
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On her personality and first impressions:
“I'm very aggressive...I think that scares people and intimidates them and gets them the wrong idea of me sometimes.”
— Pink [13:16] -
On Lady Marmalade’s behind-the-scenes:
“Everyone expected four divas to walk in the room. Me, I’m like, okay, where’s the Cheetos?”
— Pink [12:30] -
Addressing tabloid rumors:
“We were playing spin the bottle at 3:30 in the morning… I put my hand over her mouth and kiss my hand. And the next day, we’re bisexual lovers. So sorry to disappoint you.”
— Pink [13:33] -
Celebrity changes:
“Whatever you are to begin with is magnified as your life is magnified … good people become better people. Arrogant people become disgusting.”
— Pink [15:16] -
On her upbringing and family:
“The day I realized my parents were human was the day my life became a lot easier.”
— Pink [16:04]
3. Second Date Update: Chris and Christina
[18:35–24:09]
Story:
Chris thought he had a great first date with Christina—dinner at Cheesecake Factory, then hopping around Buckhead bars—only to find she wouldn’t return his calls. The hosts track down Christina to get the real story.
Key Insights:
- The Drinking Problem: Christina reveals Chris went way overboard, tossing back 12–15 drinks, acting “loud and obnoxious,” and dragging her from bar to bar against her wishes.
- Uncomfortable Exit: Christina even tried to call a friend to help her escape the date.
- Chris Realizes His Mistake: When confronted, Chris admits he should’ve “played it cool” and not mixed a first date with a boys’ night out.
Notable Quotes:
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Christina calls it out:
“Two to three drinks is nowhere near 12 to 15 drinks… Him and his friends were being so loud and obnoxious. Oh, I was so embarrassed.”
— Christina [20:34] -
On forced fun:
“I kept trying to bring the date to a close, but he wouldn’t let me off the date diplomatically … like, no, no, no, let’s go to one more spot.”
— Christina [22:12] -
Host’s blunt advice:
“Wait till the second date to get totally hammered, dude.”
— Jeff [23:45]
4. Jessica Simpson In-Studio
[24:09–31:32]
Highlights:
- On Fame and Image: Jessica talks about how her style and comfort with her image have changed since her teenage years, revealing insecurity despite public confidence.
- Family Ties: Her parents play a hands-on role in her career—her mom styles her, her dad manages her, and her little sister is one of her dancers.
- Relationship Status: At the time, Jessica and Nick Lachey were "taking a break," but still communicating daily.
- “Fan” Encounters: Jessica describes a fan spelling her name in flowers outside her building, which was more creepy than romantic.
- Music and Collaborations: She highlights new singles and working with Atlanta’s Jermaine Dupri and Marc Anthony.
Notable Quotes:
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On personal shyness vs. public persona:
“I’m super shy… I’m really shy.”
— Jessica Simpson [25:44] -
On handling rumors and tabloid stories:
“I just do what I do and try to do the best that I can.”
— Jessica Simpson [29:20] -
On determined fans:
“They spelled out Jessica in their flower bed with their flowers … So that’s just like, come meet me, Jessica.”
— Jessica Simpson [30:19]
5. Phone Scam: Sick Cat at the Vet
[31:39–35:39]
Story:
An anxious “cat owner” (played by the show) hassles the veterinary receptionist with increasingly strange calls about his cat's noises.
Memorable Moments:
- The receptionist tries to remain calm and helpful despite the bizarre symptoms (“I don’t even know what end it’s coming out of, you know” [35:01]), only for it to end with the reveal:
“This is Jeff with the Burt Show at Q100 radio.” [35:26]
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
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Collective Soul’s music industry gripe:
“It’s like borrowing money from a bank, paying the house mortgage back. You pay it off, but yet the bank still owns it and they rent it out to other people while you’re still living there... That’s wrong.” — Ed Roland [06:56] -
Pink on authenticity:
“My thing is I hate when people judge me and stereotype me. So I had to realize that’s what I was doing to everybody else. So I’m growing as a person.” — Pink [12:56] -
Jessica Simpson on stage presence:
“I’m a different person out on stage...I definitely have a lot more confidence for some reason.” — Jessica Simpson [26:01] -
Second Date Update, brutal honesty:
“No, Chris, I’m more interested in getting you into some sort of AA.” — Christina [23:50]
Timestamps of Important Segments
| Segment | Timestamps (MM:SS) | |-----------------------------------------------|--------------------------| | Intro & Advertisements | 00:00–01:44 | | Collective Soul (Ed & Dean Roland, Interview) | 01:44–09:40 | | Pink (Interview) | 09:45–18:22 | | Second Date Update | 18:35–24:09 | | Jessica Simpson (Interview) | 24:09–31:32 | | Phone Scam: The Sick Cat | 31:39–35:39 |
Tone & Style
The episode maintains The Bert Show’s signature blend: playful, candid, and often self-deprecating, with an open, conversational style whether they’re speaking to A-list guests or tackling awkward listener moments. The hosts steer interviews with curiosity and humor, often inviting guests to let their guard down and share real stories—whether about stardom, growing up, or just the hazards of a wild first date.
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