Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, April 8 [Vault]

Summary

The Bert Show – Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, April 8 [Vault]

Date: April 8, 2026
Cast: Bert (Host), various co-hosts/callers

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Bert Show delivers the usual blend of humor, authentic conversation, and lively listener participation that makes the morning show both relatable and entertaining. The main themes explored include:

• The myth of whether men can fake sexual climax
• The debate over "safe grad" parties with teenage drinking
• Listeners' stories of prayers instantly answered
  Each segment features candid exchanges, honest confessions, and spirited debate, with both hosts and listeners weighing in.

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Segment 1: Sexual Myth Busting – Can Men Fake the "Big O"?

Theme: Debunking myths about male sexuality, specifically whether men can convincingly fake an orgasm

Key Discussion Points:

• Bert expresses anxiety about whether men will call in on this typically vulnerable topic:

  "I'm always a little nervous when we're asking guys to call up for brutal honesty." (02:02)

• The cast discusses the perceived improbability of men faking it because of "physical evidence":

  "There's evidence, so to speak." (02:43)

• Bert shares a personal anecdote: his brother-in-law went to elaborate lengths (using spit as evidence) to fake orgasm during attempts to conceive (03:44).
• The team banters over whether women would really be fooled and what motivates such acts—suggesting wishful thinking or naïveté sometimes plays a role.
• Multiple male callers confirm it is possible and happens more often than women might believe, especially with inexperienced partners or when using protection.

Notable Quotes:

• "You think that it's. Logically. It doesn't make any sense, right?...There's a bit of a difference there between a woman and a guy." (02:35) — Bert
• "I know it's possible because I know my brother in law has done that. He and my sister in law...they agreed on it...but he still sort of sketched out by the idea of becoming a father." (02:56) — Bert
• "Spit and then put it on the sheets." (04:25) — Bert, revealing technique
• "There are just times you can't and after a while you're just like, the fun of this is over." (11:03) — Bert
• "Guys are as good at faking it as women are. I guess. It is jacked up." (12:26) — Bert

Callers’ Insights:

• Ron (05:58): "Yeah, I've faked it both ways. I faked having an orgasm and not having an orgasm."
• Justin (voice disguised, 09:22): "It's very easily done with protection...Most of them come with lubrication and if it's a girl that's not got a lot of experience...just pull it off and be like, oh yeah, there it is. And then throw it out."

Memorable Moments:

• The cast jokes about whether women are "dumb" for being fooled, but ultimately lands on the role of inexperience or strong desire clouding judgment.
• Bert draws a parallel between men and women faking pleasure, agreeing the motivations (boredom, wanting to be done, pressure) can often be the same.

Timestamps:

• Start of segment: 02:02
• Bert's brother-in-law anecdote: 02:56–04:25
• First caller (Ron): 05:58
• Justin on voice disguiser: 09:22
• Wrap-up summary: 12:26

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Segment 2: Should Parents Allow Teen Drinking in Supervised "Safe Grad" Parties?

Theme: The morality, legality, and practicality of supervised high school parties where teens can drink with parental oversight

Key Discussion Points:

• Story from North Dakota involving a school-sanctioned grad party where parents must sign off, and students prepay for up to 10 drinks each (beer, vodka, rum, rye).

  "You can bring some friends with you. The graduates…have to pre order and prepay for the alcohol that they were going to drink. And the party was going to take place from 9pm to 2am." (15:09–16:39)

• The cast highlights that 10 drinks is excessive—well into "binge drinking" territory (five is the usual benchmark).

  "The president of MAD obviously is having a big time problem with this…10 drinks, everybody's allowed to have 10 drinks." (17:04)

• Legalities discussed: Some call-in clarification that in certain areas (e.g., Georgia), laws may allow minors to drink at home under adult supervision, but this is disputed by other listeners and the cast.

  "If the adult is 25 or over, minors between the ages of 17 and 21 are allowed to drink in their own home." (22:30)

• Personal stories: Several co-hosts and listeners share their own teen drinking incidents—some under supposed supervision that failed, others without any adults present.

Notable Quotes:

• "Regardless of whether, I mean, they get the parents permission or not, it's still illegal, right?" (17:19) — Co-host
• "I don't believe in partying with your kids...But I do think it's a better idea to have your kids, friends drink in your home." (25:06) — Caller
• "I think the idea that a parent does this and it would deter your kids from being rebellious outside is naive." (26:42) — Co-host

Memorable Moments:

• Hilarious side note about a party house enforcing which gender (and orientation) is allowed to sleep on specific floors:

  "The girls sleep upstairs and the guys sleep downstairs. Unless you're gay. If you're gay, the guy can sleep upstairs…" (25:46)

• Caller Intern Joanna recounts throwing a hidden keg party that got busted, nearly resulting in her mother’s arrest (23:48).
• Extended debate over whether supervised or unsupervised teen drinking is “less bad,” with no clear consensus but lots of validation for open family communication.

Timestamps:

• Party details: 15:09–16:47
• Discussion of legality: 17:19–18:40, 22:30–23:44
• Parent debate: 19:07–29:45

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Segment 3: Have You Ever Had a Prayer Instantly Answered?

Theme: Exploring stories of prayers being immediately or miraculously answered—seeking dramatic, impactful examples

Key Discussion Points:

• Prompt inspired by a news story: “A woman in Austell says a man stopped his assault on her after she began to pray out loud.” (32:37)
• Bert asks listeners for stories where a prayer was instantly and unexplainably answered—not after weeks, but almost immediately.

  "Is there anybody listening right now that had their prayer to God Instantly answered?" (33:00)

• Listeners call in with stories ranging from weather clearing for a wedding, surprise financial gifts, and instant healings.

Notable Quotes:

• "She starts praying and then she verbalizes it and instantly God answers her prayer. That's what I'm looking for with this count." (33:00) — Bert
• "I prayed in the middle of the night in front of an open window…and the next morning, my uncle calls and gives her a check for 2000." (38:17) — Caller Isis

Listener Stories:

• Kelly: Wedding rained out—until half an hour before, clouds parted, sun came out; ceremony was perfect. (34:44)
• Isis: Prayed for funds to attend the Cannes Film Festival, received an unexpected check the very next morning (37:39).
• Another caller: Desperate for money to pay insurance, found accidental $5,000 bank deposit that bridged the gap until it could be repaid (38:55).
• Pam: Her young brother, gravely ill with cancer, was prayed for by parents and minister; the tumor disappeared overnight, confirmed by x-ray and doctor (40:25).
• Bert closes with a family story about praying to St. Anthony and finding a lost passport (41:34).

Memorable Moments:

• Bert and the team reflect on the nature of faith and whether these stories lead to lasting religious conviction or just reaffirmation.
• Humorous aside about “wasting” one’s one big prayer on a sunny day for a baseball game instead of something profound (35:47).

Timestamps:

• Segment start/story prompt: 32:29–33:00
• Instant weather change wedding: 34:44
• Financial miracle (Isis): 37:39
• Accidental deposit: 38:55
• Healing miracle: 40:25
• Passport prayer: 41:34

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Overall Tone & Style

• Playful, real, and conversational
• Willingness to poke fun at themselves and each other
• Candid calls, with stories both humorous and touching
• Maintains a fast pace and covers a lot of ground, shifting easily between serious and light moments

Summary Table of Memorable Quotes & Timestamps

| Time | Speaker | Quote | |----------|----------------|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:35 | Bert | "You think that it's. Logically. It doesn't make any sense, right?...There's a bit of a difference there." | | 04:25 | Bert | "Spit and then put it on the sheets." | | 11:03 | Bert | "There are just times you can't and after a while you're just like, the fun of this is over." | | 12:26 | Bert | "Guys are as good at faking it as women are. I guess. It is jacked up." | | 17:04 | Bert | "The president of MAD obviously is having a big time problem with this…10 drinks, everybody's allowed." | | 25:06 | Caller | "I don't believe in partying with your kids...But I do think it's a better idea to have your kids, friends drink in your home." | | 26:42 | Co-host | "I think the idea that a parent does this and it would deter your kids from being rebellious outside is naive." | | 33:00 | Bert | "She starts praying and then she verbalizes it and instantly God answers her prayer. That's what I'm looking for..." | | 37:39 | Caller Isis | "I prayed in the middle of the night in front of an open window…and the next morning, my uncle calls and gives her a check for 2000." | | 40:25 | Caller Pam | "My brother...he had cancer...parents had the minister come in and pray for him...And when the X ray came back, it was completely gone." | | 41:34 | Bert | "St. Anthony is the right saint of lost things...calls...have you checked the green suitcase?...there were the passports." |

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This episode blends Bert’s authentic curiosity, audience vulnerability, and the cast’s breezy banter to tackle sexual taboos, modern parenting dilemmas, and big questions of faith—all with the signature humor and warmth that defines The Bert Show.

Transcript

[Bert]

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[Bert (Host)]

I'm always a little nervous when we're asking guys to call up for brutal honesty. I think as a general rule, women put themselves out there on the voice disguiser a little bit more than guys

[Co-host Dave]

will, and especially when it comes to Sexual myth busting. I don't. I mean, guys usually don't call themselves out in any vulnerable way when it comes to sex either. I don't think.

[Bert (Host)]

I mean, that's the source of our ego right there, you know? But if we could just get one or two calls is what we're banking on, I think it would be very insightful for women. And the myth that we're looking at today is guys can't fake the big O.

[Co-host Dave]

Okay.

[Bert (Host)]

You think that it's. Logically. It doesn't make any sense. Right. Can't. I mean, there's a bit of a difference there between a woman and a guy.

[Co-host Emily]

There's evidence, so to speak.

[Bert (Host)]

Evidence.

[Co-host Dave]

Mm.

[Co-host Frank]

There's ways to hide the evidence. Right. No, actually, even if there's protection involved,

[Co-host Dave]

I'm not in this conversation, but I mean, still.

[Bert (Host)]

404-741-Q100 if you're a guy and you've ever faked that, I mean, is it possible or not? I know it's possible because I know my brother in law has done that. He and my sister in law were sort of. They were talking about her getting pregnant and they agreed on it. Yeah. He told this to me in front of her and my wife, really, while she was pregnant. Now she's pregnant and this conversation comes up and he confesses to her that even though they had agreed upon it, he's still sort of sketched out by the idea of becoming a father. So when she would call him when she knew that it was. When it was time, he'd go through the motions and everything and then fake it. I mean, he'd make the noises and everything else.

[Co-host Emily]

And she believed it.

[Bert (Host)]

She believed it for weeks and weeks and weeks. So much so that she called my wife up and she's like, can I ask you a question about Bert? Sometimes during that. Is there like a dry. Even though he does nothing, there's no evidence, like you said.

[Caller Ron]

Oh.

[Bert (Host)]

And very, very, very, very little. What are you talking about? And it went on for weeks and we couldn't figure it out at all, really. And then he finally confessed and said, yeah, and there's a technique that he used to make it appear as though he. There was evidence even though it wasn't.

[Co-host Dave]

What did it take?

[Co-host Frank]

Yes, this would be interesting to learn about what technique.

[Bert (Host)]

Spit and then put it on the sheets.

[Co-host Dave]

I mean, that's a loogie.

[Co-host Emily]

That is a long way to go rather than just being honest that you don't have a baby.

[Bert (Host)]

Yeah, I think they had agreed upon it already.

[Co-host Frank]

So just so you know, I just passed judgment on your sister in law for not being able to tell the difference between spit and evidence.

[Co-host Dave]

It sounds like there's a partnership between a guy that fakes it and really dumb girl.

[Bert (Host)]

Like, maybe that's the better question.

[Co-host Dave]

If you're a woman and you've believed

[Bert (Host)]

and he told you he really was, you knew he wasn't. Actually, we got a lot of dudes on the phone saying that either you can or you cannot get away with that.

[Co-host Emily]

Okay.

[Bert (Host)]

But I mean, there's. There's one pure way to know and it. This doesn't need to be.

[Co-host Frank]

But my thought.

[Bert (Host)]

Could you really buy that? The whole, you know, like spitting and then.

[Co-host Frank]

No, no.

[Co-host Emily]

Maybe once, but not more than that.

[Bert (Host)]

It was weeks. We're talking about now.

[Co-host Frank]

How can it now? You said that it would not be possible even with the protection. Don't know why I have to say that with an accent.

[Co-host Emily]

Yeah.

[Co-host Dave]

We always have to say if you're

[Co-host Emily]

wearing a condom, same thing. Maybe once. But then if you're cur, you investigate. There's ways to investigate that.

[Bert (Host)]

Let it go. Let it go.

[Co-host Dave]

CSI dollar that's not a CSI investigation.

[Bert (Host)]

All right. The phone lines are lit up with dudes that have done this very thing. So if that's the myth, I think we're going to dispel it today. Good morning, Ron.

[Caller Ron]

Good morning, Berkshire.

[Bert (Host)]

Morning. The myth is guys can't fake that.

[Caller Ron]

Yeah, I've faked it both ways. I faked having an orgasm and not having an orgasm.

[Co-host Frank]

Now the impressive one is faking not doing it.

[Caller Heather]

Yeah.

[Bert (Host)]

Let's talk.

[Caller Ron]

Yeah, I was more impressed by that one. When I was younger, I was pretty promiscuous and I was with a girl that would not let me because of lack of birth control. I basically just let it go and kept an absolute straight face and kept a lot of control and no clue.

[Bert (Host)]

How could she not have a clue?

[Caller Ron]

Well, a lot of it. I don't know about everybody else, but a lot of the women that I've been with have been very wet, so it really didn't matter.

[Bert (Host)]

We got to think of better ways around some of this stuff because. Yeah, it is too early for some

[Co-host Frank]

for just that word.

[Bert (Host)]

Okay.

[Bert]

So it would be.

[Bert (Host)]

I think we got you.

[Caller Ron]

Yeah.

[Bert (Host)]

All right. Thank you.

[Caller Ron]

Thanks.

[Co-host Emily]

Still, there's a difference.

[Bert (Host)]

There is. And wouldn't most women know the difference?

[Co-host Emily]

Yes, I would think so. If you were aware or you were paying attention, you would know.

[Bert (Host)]

Can we pretty much conclude here that because we're gonna take More calls from guys that are all about to tell you women that yes, it can be done successfully, but I think it can only be done successfully because a woman wants to believe.

[Co-host Dave]

Again, going back to the dumb girl.

[Bert (Host)]

Yeah, I mean nobody's that dumb. No woman is that dumb. Where you couldn't tell. I mean you being.

[Co-host Emily]

I mean with wishful thinking. Like your sister in law who wanted to have a baby so badly and was just so excited about it. Like her mind could play tricks on her. I get that. But if you are being CSI like Jeff and you're trying to figure out if he.

[Co-host Frank]

Wait a minute. For the sake of the radio, that

[Co-host Emily]

last guy, you can figure that out. Sure. You know what I mean? If you're like real. I mean he said his girlfriend was real paranoid about getting pregnant and she wasn't on birth control. Whatever. If you're focused and you're paying attention, you could figure it out. But if you're focused the other way and you really wanted to, then I think your mind could.

[Bert (Host)]

We also say this is an age thing too. Like if you're 17 years old and you don't have nearly as much experience, then maybe everything's sort of a new experience.

[Co-host Emily]

Let's go with 18. But.

[Bert (Host)]

Yeah, 18. Okay.

[Co-host Dave]

Yeah, I think we've learned much longer.

[Bert (Host)]

Yes, that's late.

[Co-host Frank]

Or 12.

[Co-host Dave]

You're right. But I agree with you on that. But also like with Jen, what guys probably don't understand is that if women are freaked out about getting pregnant, they're obsessed with it. Every time you're. Every time. So it's it. She knows. She is aware of everything that's going on. I think it's more of just trying to psych herself out.

[Bert (Host)]

Nick, guys can't fake that.

[Caller Ron]

Oh yeah, they can.

[Bert (Host)]

Yeah, you've done this. Pretty successful again.

[Caller Ron]

Oh yeah, yeah, they can. Well, it's more of when

[Caller Heather]

the previous

[Caller Ron]

caller said one thing, you kind of tell them that's where you put it. Trying to be nice. So it's. Yeah, you can. Especially because they look there and it's from them.

[Co-host Emily]

Okay. Same thing the last guy said. Yeah, he was trying not to go over the line.

[Bert (Host)]

Yeah, it's very, very difficult. It's really hard to talk about it without talking about this. Yeah, Good morning, Joey, you're on the voice disguiser.

[Caller Justin]

Hi there. I was just going to say that it's very easily done with protection. Very easily done. I've done it several times due to. It just takes longer with protection. Just get tired and bored. The easiest thing about it is. Most of them come with lubrication and if it's a girl that's not got a lot of experience, you can just easily just pull it off and be like, oh yeah, there it is. And then throw it out.

[Bert (Host)]

And she knows. You would think that a woman would know the difference there.

[Caller Justin]

Well, like I said, you know, a very experienced woman would know the difference. But most girls that are younger, I'm younger. Nobody ever asking questions. They're just kind of happy that, you know, it happened, Whatever, it's all good. I can see a little bit in there. Throw it out.

[Bert (Host)]

So you're putting on like an Academy Award also like you're making all the sounds, your body is moving like it's really going on but you're totally faking it.

[Caller Justin]

Oh yeah. Just completely bored out of my mind. Ready to get this over with.

[Co-host Frank]

Should we do it?

[Co-host Emily]

My follow up question is that girls have always been told that that would hurt a man afterwards. Like how long does it take for you to not be in pain anymore or is it not painful?

[Co-host Frank]

Can't answer that.

[Caller Justin]

It really depends. I mean it just, you know, it is painful to a certain extent, but it's more of a sensitive thing. You know, just don't want nothing touching it or you know, on the, in the real instances and stuff.

[Bert (Host)]

But sometimes it hurts, sometimes it doesn't.

[Co-host Frank]

Oh, should have a contest and like guys act it out and Jen could judge them

[Co-host Dave]

sometimes.

[Bert (Host)]

I know what that dude's saying though. Like sometimes.

[Co-host Emily]

Thank you.

[Bert (Host)]

There are just times you can't and after a while you're just like, the fun of this is over. And I think we're both working to a goal here that we know is not going to happen. So rather than just acknowledge it, what he's saying is he's just going to try to fake his way through it. That's about as sensitive as I can be there.

[Co-host Dave]

That's the same reason women do it, right?

[Bert (Host)]

Same thing. Hey Justin, you're on the voice disguiser.

[Caller Justin]

Hey, man. Yeah, I mean it's easy to do. I've done it with protection, without protection. You know, there's been like a time where, you know, I've pleased myself, you know, about an hour or so before and you know, guys can only go, you know, once every few hours, I guess you could say. And you know, if it's dark, you just lay a towel down and you

[Bert (Host)]

know, finish, you know, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

[Co-host Emily]

All right, so amongst talk with some of my friends, they have said if a guy does that too much by himself, that then he's no longer has any mojo with her.

[Bert (Host)]

He's got nothing left in the tank or just it takes away from it.

[Co-host Emily]

Takes away from it. Mm. I had a friend that was having some issues, and all the girls around the table who were talking about the issues she was having were saying, does he do that too much? And that was the consensus. Yes. If he does that too much, then you're gonna have the problem that you're having.

[Bert (Host)]

Gotcha. Well, if we were trying to dispel that myth this morning, then, yes, we know that guys absolutely can because they're still lit up. So guys are as good at faking it as women are. I guess. It is jacked up.

[Co-host Dave]

Well, there's they. Guys have to make more effort to fake it.

[Bert (Host)]

Totally.

[Co-host Emily]

Finally, they have to make more effort.

[Co-host Frank]

It's tough being a guy.

[Bert (Host)]

It's not easy.

[Co-host Emily]

Get it?

[Bert (Host)]

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[Bert]

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Apply with Blue Cash preferred. All right, let me give you the details about this party and then we'll forget about the details of this party and we'll talk more broadly. So there are a bunch of parents up in North Dakota and they want to hold a safe grad party and here's their deal. You know, you've heard of these before where you know there's always the quote unquote cool parent on the block, whatever that allows. Yeah, Melissa's got a she's going to take a hard stand on this. She has for years. There's always the cool quote unquote parent on the block that will allow kids to drink alcohol under their supervision. And the theory here obviously is that it's safe so long as there's an adult around and they're watching everybody because they're gonna drink on the streets anyway. And rather than get into a car and get into trouble that way, if they're in the house, then the adults can take a look at them and make sure everything's cool. Well, this one group up in North Dakota wants to make it a little bit bigger than that. They want to have a safe grad party and the graduates who are planning to attend the drinking party had to submit a form and their parents had to sign it in advance of the party. The graduates had to pre order and prepay for the alcohol that they were going to drink. And the party was going to take place from 9pm to 2am the graduates and their guests have to be in the 10th grade or higher. So it's not just for the grad. For the actual graduates, you can bring Some friends with you.

[Co-host Frank]

If you want 13 year olds, that's 15 and 16.

[Bert (Host)]

15 and 16. Is that what 10th grade is?

[Co-host Emily]

Yeah.

[Caller Isis]

Yeah.

[Bert (Host)]

So you can bring them with you also, but it's gonna be supervised here. And you'll be allowed up to 10 drinks. That's it.

[Co-host Dave]

10 alcoholic drinks.

[Bert (Host)]

10 drinks? Yeah. The drinks include beer, vodka, rum and rye. I am not making this up, y'. All.

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[Caller Isis]

Wow.

[Bert (Host)]

10 drinks.

[Co-host Emily]

And you're a professional. I.

[Co-host Frank]

You do that for a living, son.

[Bert (Host)]

The president of MAD obviously is having a big time problem with this. She said that many alcoholic drinks at one time is considered binge drinking. The definition of BINGE Drinking is five or more drinks. But 10 drinks, everybody's allowed to have 10 drinks.

[Caller Kim]

Wow.

[Co-host Emily]

Regardless of whether, I mean, they get the parents permission or not, it's still illegal, right? Yeah.

[Bert (Host)]

Yeah. And I don't know how they're getting around that sometimes. Yeah. You asked me a question.

[Co-host Emily]

Alcohol to a minor is illegal.

[Bert (Host)]

I don't know in this community what the details are and how they got the okay on it, but they are planning on holding this safe grad party. So let's take the 10 drinks part out of it. Because obviously, I mean, when you're talking 10 drinks, you're talking puking drunk.

[Co-host Dave]

Oh, yeah, of course.

[Co-host Frank]

And addressing the legalities of it, because I believe this came up. We've talked about this on the air before, and maybe I'm totally wrong, but somebody called up to say that in Georgia, like, you can serve alcoholic drinks to a minor in your own home if the guardian is present or something like that.

[Co-host Emily]

Somebody will call it like a private club that you have a membership to or something like that.

[Co-host Frank]

There's some. Whatever that people were calling up to say. I remember them justifying it. And maybe it wasn't in Georgia, but somewhere in the country there was this law that, you know, whatever.

[Bert (Host)]

And they're like, I think that's how

[Co-host Emily]

they justify it with celebrities, underage celebrities that go to clubs, because the clubs are considered, like, private membership places. So they can let someone in that's under 21. But this would be a private hall serving alcohol part.

[Co-host Dave]

I would like the form at that party, I'm sure had something. I mean, because they somehow found a loophole wherever this party is. But still.

[Bert (Host)]

Yeah, let's take. Let's take out the 10 drinking thing. 10 drinks thing. Because that's not even debatable. I mean, there's nobody that's gonna say 10 drinks, that's fine. But Just the theory of having a safe grad party, having all these students there under adult supervision again, look, yeah, they're gonna get drunk, but you know, would you rather em, get drunk in some field somewhere and then drive home, or would you rather have a whole bunch of adults there going, okay, I'm watching what's going on.

[Co-host Dave]

I guess my issue in the past we've talked about is that one particular parent, you know what I mean? Like the cool parent theory. Cause I just don't buy into that. Any parent can be the cool parent. Like when you're trying to understand a teenager's perspective and they come talk to me, you know, and they, and they can drink around me and I, for some reason I just, I think less of that parent because I just don't think there you can be a cool parent. But, but I also understand the concept. Well, if they're gonna drink, I'd rather them not get killed at 18 on the road. I don't know.

[Co-host Frank]

I don't know.

[Co-host Emily]

Two different perspectives on it. When I was a teenager, we had a Halloween party and it was at a home where it was one of those parents that said, I'd rather you come here. They had a big house and then a pool house out in the back, right?

[Co-host Dave]

So.

[Co-host Emily]

So all the teenagers went to the pool house. The mom knew that there was alcohol there, but she wasn't there. She was just in the bigger house and let all the teenagers be in the pool party house. And some of us drank so much that they ended up like calling an ambulance, right? I got an ambulance called on me because I drank so much. Seriously now at that age, I was like, probably, how do we know each

[Co-host Dave]

other for seven or eight years and this is the first time you talk about that?

[Co-host Emily]

I don't know, maybe I'm just okay to admit my faults these days, but

[Bert (Host)]

she graduated from therapist school last week,

[Co-host Emily]

so now she's up. But yeah, my friends got sick, so worried that I was. And they're also 15, so they don't, I guess, didn't realize that, you know, all of us at 15, if you're throwing up, that's just what happens when you've had too many beers at 15, which was probably three.

[Co-host Frank]

Right.

[Hers Advertiser]

You know what I mean?

[Co-host Frank]

That you vomiting in your shoes and flirting with every guy is just standard issue drinking for you.

[Co-host Emily]

What do you mean? Nowadays?

[Co-host Frank]

Every day, all the time.

[Co-host Dave]

I know, but she's legal now.

[Co-host Emily]

So what I'm saying is that if the parents aren't really supervising, the kids are drinking too. Much and getting into trouble anyway.

[Bert (Host)]

I think as a parent, like, I understand it, when Hayden gets to the age where if somebody. One of the parents wants to throw one of these parties, for me, the determining factor is knowing the parent.

[Co-host Emily]

Do I know that parent? Do I know they're really gonna be there hanging out with everyone? Because then on the flip side of it, I went to parties underage in high school, whatever, where there weren't any parents there. Everybody stayed out way past curfew and drank way too much and then drove. So, like. So I don't know which one. Which is the better of two evils to have a parent there if something bad happens, or to let them go and figure it out and get in trouble on their.

[Co-host Dave]

I don't know.

[Bert (Host)]

As a parent now, honestly, I think I would probably endorse it if the parent was responsible. Just knowing what. I'm the same as you. I should be dead 15 times from how many times I drank. And I drove in high school, got

[Co-host Emily]

in the car with somebody else who had been drinking.

[Bert (Host)]

Right. You know, and if the parent is responsible enough to actually hover over the kids, then I can endorse it. But you really have to know the parent pretty well.

[Co-host Dave]

Yeah. And also don't believe the kids are gonna party like they would with a parent hovering over them. And then they leave that party, and then they go party again anyway.

[Bert (Host)]

Well, I think the rule is that if you're starving, you're staying, but then you have to watch them all night long because then you're talking about all sorts of other stuff going on.

[Co-host Dave]

And then if they ever get in trouble, I guess also an argument is they get in trouble anywhere else for drinking too much outside of that party and get in trouble, they're like, well, you can't. You can't punish me now because you knew I was drinking because you let me drink at your party.

[Bert (Host)]

You can't draw that line, though, for your kid and go, look, yeah, I let you drink, but it was under parent supervision. So to me, there could be a difference. There could be an argument with your kid on it.

[Co-host Dave]

I don't know. I don't know how the kid would interpret that.

[Bert (Host)]

Hey, Amanda. Good morning.

[Caller Isis]

Hi.

[Caller Kim]

Good morning. I just wanted to call and let you know on that Georgia law. I work for SunTrust bank in Henry county, and one of our officers actually did come in and tell us that if the adult is 25 or over, minors between the ages of 17 and 21 are allowed to drink in their own home. As long as the adult is 25 or over.

[Co-host Dave]

In their own home.

[Caller Kim]

In their own home? Yes. As long as. And it didn't. They didn't specify whether it was your own children or not. But as long as that adult is 25 or over, then it's.

[Caller Heather]

It's fine.

[Bert (Host)]

Really.

[Caller Kim]

In their own home, huh?

[Bert (Host)]

Okay.

[Caller Kim]

In their own home.

[Co-host Frank]

Just for future calls to the station, you don't always have to identify your employer. I'm sure SunTrust is like, yeah, represent Henry County.

[Caller Heather]

What's up?

[Co-host Dave]

It's the Sun Trust in Henry County.

[Co-host Frank]

Right. SunTrust, Henry County. What's up? Drinking your house undressed.

[Bert (Host)]

Hey, Kim. Safe grad parties, huh? Safe grad parties. Yeah, that. That is actually legal. It is legal.

[Caller Lauren]

Yeah. When I was in eighth grade, we

[Caller Kim]

actually had an officer come into our school and to talk about, you know, drugs and underage drinking and everything.

[Caller Heather]

And it's. It's legal.

[Caller Kim]

As long as you have your parents permission, you're under adult supervision in a home, not out in a bar or anything like that.

[Caller Isis]

You have to be in your home.

[Bert (Host)]

Okay. Intern Joanna has something to say.

[Caller Melissa]

I'm going to call that. That is not true. Because when I was in high school, I had the bright idea to throw a party at my house with kegs and beer, and my parents were home, and my parents didn't know about it because we had a basement, and everyone just came in through the side. I said I was having a party.

[Bert]

How many people did you have at this party?

[Caller Melissa]

Oh, I probably had, like. Well, they knew that was having a party. They didn't know that the beer was there because I snuck it in when they weren't there. And my parents actually.

[Co-host Frank]

That right there is bold, serious.

[Caller Melissa]

Yeah. Well, my parents. A little different. We got to drink at home, but it was like a glass of wine here and there. But anyway, so I had kegs, I had beer. My parents were upstairs. They were sleeping, and the cops showed up, and everyone had to leave because it's illegal. You're underage. Whether your parents know it or not, it's illegal. And my mother could have gone to jail for it, and she could have gone in a lot of trouble. She works for the. She could have gotten fired from her job. There's so many things.

[Co-host Emily]

Because the cop told us.

[Caller Melissa]

He's like, you're. The fact that your parents didn't know. I'm gonna let you go on this, but your mom could be fired from work, she could be arrested, and, you know, lord knows what happened to you later when she gets back from jail

[Co-host Frank]

and you will get an ass beating like you've never experienced before.

[Co-host Emily]

Yes.

[Bert (Host)]

All right. Outside of the Georgia thing. Sherry, good morning. You're on Q100.

[Caller Heather]

Good morning. How are you guys doing?

[Bert (Host)]

Good.

[Caller Heather]

I am one of the parents that I don't believe in partying with your kids. I have family members that actually partied with their kids. I don't believe in that. But I do think that it's a better idea to have your kids, friends drink in your home. I let my daughter go to parties where they drink at the people's houses. The parents are home, they usually have a list of the names of people that are invited, and the father actually stands there. And if your name's not on the list, you don't get to study, you don't get to come in. And he also takes your keys. And the girls sleep upstairs and the guys sleep downstairs. Unless you're gay. If you're gay, the guy can sleep upstairs because that's what happened to the last party.

[Co-host Frank]

Unless the guy's gay.

[Co-host Dave]

Unless he claimed he was gay.

[Co-host Frank]

Right.

[Caller Heather]

We all know this one was. Yeah, I think it's a great idea because growing up, I was always a designated driver, but I would much rather know that my daughter is safe at somebody's house than out drinking and having to drive home. Yeah, I sort of feel the same way.

[Bert (Host)]

I really do.

[Co-host Frank]

You know, I love that rule, too, about the. The gay guy gets to sleep upstairs. I'm Adam Lambert at that point. Really, I get to go up there. Seriously, who wants to do a musical?

[Co-host Dave]

Because let me tell you something, if he's really gay, he's not telling you he's gay because he wants to sleep downstairs.

[Bert (Host)]

My only problem with this is, I mean, as the parent, you would really have to hover for 24 hours. It's not only about the alcohol, but it is staying up all night long, taking shifts, and making sure that, you know, there's no sex going on upstairs

[Co-host Emily]

or downstairs, sneaking their keys and leaving. So what?

[Co-host Dave]

So is it just for the. Is the argument just for a graduation party or party in general? Because I think. I think the idea that a parent does this and it would deter your kids from being rebellious outside is naive. Because my feeling is always that a teenager is a teenager, and they always want to rebel. And so just because you have a safe party one night in which you allow them to drink and you're hovering over them and you watch them 24 7, if you think that that's going to keep them from being out in the field doing you know, having a keg party out in the field or somewhere else the very next weekend, then you're naive.

[Bert (Host)]

I think you're right, you know, and

[Co-host Dave]

so that's why I think there's the argument for some parents, like, well then by giving this safe party, are you showing them you're giving them permission to do all these things?

[Co-host Emily]

Well, and I think the one thing that is positive about it though is that it says you can talk about it with your kids. Because, I mean, my parents were so very strict, I didn't even feel like I could talk to them about drinking. So it was always something that was like, sort of sneaky or whatever. Like I feel like at least this party opens up the conversation about drinking. And it's not just like, no, it's bad, you're not going to do it, never ever. It's like, okay, if you're going to do it, here are the ramifications that you need to follow, you know, or here are the ramifications from it if you don't follow the right rules.

[Bert (Host)]

Hey, Daphne. Good morning.

[Caller Heather]

Good morning.

[Caller Lauren]

How are you?

[Bert (Host)]

All right, what's up?

[Caller Heather]

I'm listening to this radio station. I'm like, oh my God. I mean these, the opinions. What happened to children being children? What happened to I'm 27, I have a daughter, there's no way you're going to have a party at my house and there's going to be alcohol there and I'm going to condone it. I understand that children will be children, but okay, all kids have at one

[Caller Lauren]

point in their life gone out.

[Caller Heather]

You know, you've had a drink, your parents didn't know. What happened to kids being kids?

[Bert (Host)]

I'm not really sure what your point is.

[Co-host Dave]

You're saying teenagers be teenagers, Is that what you're saying?

[Co-host Frank]

Like sneak like sneak a couple beers out of your parents house and drink them in the woods near at the end of the block.

[Caller Heather]

When I turn 21 years old, I partied like there was no tomorrow. So I'm like a 16 year old at someone's house drinking. Let me tell you, my mom, she was the queen of red light parties. Never. I laid my, my hand on my first alcoholic beverage when I was 18 at a party. That was the one beer that I had. Didn't have another one until I was 18. But now I feel like this is why kids get into the trouble that they get into nowadays because everything's acceptable. And I just don't think that's right.

[Bert (Host)]

Yeah, I think there's two, two Ways to look at it is like, don't. Melissa raises a really good point also is if you set the example inside the house, I mean, what can you say if they're drinking outside, right? I mean, the kids are gonna do it anyways.

[Co-host Emily]

It's gonna happen anyways. Peer pressure.

[Co-host Dave]

It's gonna happen with it, with or without the parties. The parties don't keep it from happening and doesn't keep your teenager from being a teenager. And I don't know. I don't know. I just, I think that the idea of being, you know what, we're now open adults and we're cool, that means our kids are going to behave better. I think that's totally naive and it

[Co-host Frank]

does take away some of the charm of sneaking a couple beers out of your parents fridge and drinking them. And people, oh, what if they drive? Well, you know what, Teach your kid not to. And then when you turn 21, then you can drink. Like, why do you have to be so spoiled that, oh, you graduated high school so now you can drink. You can't. The law is 21. If you don't like that law, then teach your kids how to work to change it back to, what was it, 19?

[Co-host Dave]

It was 18 at one time.

[Bert (Host)]

I think we can all agree though, even at this party, though, like, allowing them to have 10 drinks, that is insane. It's totally insane. You're on the Burt Show.

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[Bert (Host)]

all right, Melissa told a story this morning in the news that I started to focus on. I don't know that I got all the details on it, but I think I want to ask a qu a question.

[Co-host Frank]

Okay.

[Bert (Host)]

Based on a story that's coming out of Austell today.

[Co-host Dave]

That's right. A woman in Austell says a man stopped his assault on her after she began to pray out loud. The man apparently broke into her house, hit her head against a bathroom sink, was pushing her head into the toilet. And then she says he stopped when she started talking about Jesus name and prayed for him to stop. And he was eventually arrested for kidnapping, an assault, but he stopped as soon as she brought up religion.

[Bert (Host)]

This is what I wanted to ask you guys today. 404-741-Q100 Is there anybody listening right now that had their prayer to God Instantly? Instantly answered. Not one where the whole church prayed for you. And then something really good happened three weeks later or four weeks later in her case. She's getting the crap beat out of her. It doesn't look good at all. It's horrible. And she's probably doing what a lot of us would do in that situation is please God, get me out of this. Right? So she starts praying and then she verbalizes it and instantly God answers her prayer. That's what I'm looking for with this count.

[Co-host Frank]

Like if you're driving to work, going Please, God, I need something because they're going to cut off the electricity at my house. Please, God, help me do something. You pull into the gas station, buy one scratch off ticket, win 500 bucks.

[Bert (Host)]

Absolutely. Same situation. But you call Q100 at 17,000 bucks, and you win the thousand bucks. Like, you pray like it's 7:14. You're like, you start dialing, God, please let me win this thousand dollars. I need it so badly. My kids need it so badly. And sure enough, you get through within 60 seconds and you win the thousand dollars.

[Co-host Frank]

But it's got to be a legitimate prayer because don't they always, like, don't call up and go. Well, I was driving to work this morning and I was running late, and I said, please, God, don't let there be any more red lights.

[Caller Isis]

And there weren't.

[Co-host Frank]

Like, it's got to be a.

[Bert (Host)]

Something impactful, you know what I mean? Something really, really, really significant. Like, I'm thinking like, somebody's on their deathbed or something, and you pray to God, please, not now, not now. Now, now. And then all of a sudden, their vitals start to go up, right? You know, something like that. Impactful. Good morning, Kelly. You're on Q100.

[Caller Heather]

Hi. I had an interesting story.

[Caller Lauren]

It's not like death or life or anything, but I was getting married last May, and it was a beach wedding in Florida. It was storming the entire day. I mean, raining, dark clouds, just rain, rain, rain, rain. And I knew I was go have to either cancel it or put it inside. And then basically the wedding was at 6pm, 5:30.

[Bert (Host)]

All the clouds disappeared and the sun came out.

[Caller Lauren]

It was amazing.

[Caller Pam]

It was.

[Caller Lauren]

It was like it was meant to be.

[Caller Isis]

And I'm a skeptic anyways.

[Caller Heather]

I don't pray that often.

[Caller Lauren]

But that day, everyone, my family, my friends and me, we were all praying

[Caller Isis]

and it worked out perfectly.

[Bert (Host)]

And you get like, it instantly turned around.

[Co-host Emily]

Did it start. Did it start raining after your ceremony? Like, it just broke for that time period or it broke for the rest of the day?

[Caller Lauren]

It broke for the rest of the day.

[Co-host Emily]

That's awesome.

[Caller Isis]

Really, it was amazing.

[Caller Lauren]

I mean, I have pictures of it

[Caller Heather]

looking just black and horrible.

[Caller Lauren]

And then all my wedding ceremony pictures are beautiful.

[Bert (Host)]

Does that make you become more religious after that experience? Like, do you start going to church every Sunday after that?

[Caller Lauren]

No, but I am more of a believer.

[Co-host Frank]

You know what it would do for me, like, if I, you know, in her situation, if I just needed good weather for something. Oh, please, let it just be sunny. I Got great Braves tickets. Let it be sunny for the game, because this is the only game I can go to this year. And then it clears up. I would be mad that I used my one prayer for a frivolous. Like, you know, you go and you have a great time, and it's an awesome game and everything. But then you realize driving home, you're like, seriously, I prayed for that. I mean, go Braves and all. But you know what I really need is, like, five grand for repairs in the house.

[Co-host Dave]

Too late.

[Bert (Host)]

At 404-741. Q100. Hey, Alison.

[Caller Lauren]

Hey, Bert.

[Bert (Host)]

Hey, Allison.

[Caller Heather]

I can't put that on the radio.

[Bert (Host)]

We listen to the show back sometimes and say the exact same thing.

[Caller Heather]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller Isis]

Okay.

[Bert (Host)]

So what do you got?

[Caller Heather]

I was playing softball in high school

[Caller Kim]

and for my school, and I got up to that, and I was like,

[Caller Isis]

please, Lord, just give me some power.

[Caller Heather]

And when I swung the bat, the bat, I hit the ball, it went

[Caller Kim]

in, foul ball, but the bat broke in half.

[Caller Heather]

I looked down, all I saw was

[Caller Kim]

when I was holding the other pieces up against the fence, I was like, oh, my God.

[Bert (Host)]

Was the second part of that. Did you say it was a foul ball?

[Caller Heather]

Yeah, yeah, it was a foul ball,

[Caller Kim]

but it went right out in the outfield.

[Co-host Emily]

But you had some power, but you didn't have what you asked for. You asked for some power. Got to be very clear.

[Bert (Host)]

Looking for something more impactful, you know? Does this sound like something that the fish would be doing this morning,

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[Bert (Host)]

Good morning. Q100.

[Caller Heather]

Good morning.

[Caller Isis]

Hi, my name is Isis. How are you?

[Bert (Host)]

Good. How are you?

[Caller Heather]

Good.

[Caller Isis]

So I have a really good story. God continuously answers my prayers. But when I was a junior in college, I was awarded an internship to go to the Cannes Film Festival. And it was about $2,000, and I definitely couldn't afford it. And my mom, the night before, she said a prayer, and she has this thing where she likes to pray. When it's a big prayer. She prays in the middle of the night in front of an open window to God so that he can really hear her. The next morning, my uncle calls and gives her a check for 2000 so that he can I can go to the Cannes Film Festival for an internship completely out of the blue. She never asked for him or never asked it of him. Just had mentioned that I had been awarded this internship. And the next day, he calls and gives us money for it.

[Co-host Dave]

That's awesome.

[Bert (Host)]

Cool.

[Co-host Emily]

That is so cool.

[Bert (Host)]

Yes. And again, does that make you more religious after something like that?

[Caller Heather]

Well, throughout my Life.

[Caller Isis]

God has just really always come through for me. So it didn't necessarily make me more religious. It just reaffirmed the belief that he definitely has my back.

[Bert (Host)]

I see. I got you. I think most people, you like when you make that, those agreements with God and then you get what you want.

[Co-host Dave]

That's usually when you're drunk. Yeah. If you get me through this night, I promise I'll never drink again.

[Bert (Host)]

Do most people, you think, follow through on their promise or they're like, well, thanks so much for that, but I'll get to that.

[Co-host Dave]

Because they were drunk and they Forget.

[Bert (Host)]

Good morning. Q100. Hi.

[Caller Lauren]

Hello.

[Co-host Frank]

Hello.

[Caller Heather]

Hi.

[Caller Lauren]

This happened several years ago, but obviously I was not managing my money very well and had zero money in my account. And my insurance was about to be canceled, and I was praying to God, I was like, oh, you know, I don't know what I'm going to do to get me out of this. But, you know, don't. I don't need my insurance canceled. You know, I promise I'll start managing my money better. All the things you usually pray for go to the bank to pull out

[Caller Heather]

whatever I had left.

[Caller Lauren]

And there was an accidental deposit in my account for $5,000.

[Bert (Host)]

Come on, really?

[Caller Lauren]

Yeah, really. Well, obviously I had to pay it back, so pulled out, I pulled out what money I needed and paid my bills, called the bank. The bank said it was an accident on our part. My money went into the negative, but it gave me a little time to keep my insurance from being canceled. And then, you know, they will finally turn it back around. But, yeah, they. They don't know how it happened, but there was an extra $5,000 in my account when I needed to pay my bill.

[Bert (Host)]

Now that's. That's what I'm looking for right there. It just comes from nowhere.

[Co-host Emily]

Yeah.

[Bert (Host)]

And it's temporary, too, so it's almost like a test. Are you gonna pay this back or not?

[Caller Lauren]

Yeah. And it was. And you know, you knew that that was what was going on. So, yeah, it went into the negative, but it gave me that time to pay it back. I paid the bank back, and insurance was never canceled. So that was a definite testament.

[Bert (Host)]

Cool story. Thank you for calling.

[Co-host Emily]

Just buy some time.

[Bert (Host)]

Hey, Pam. Good morning.

[Caller Pam]

Good morning.

[Bert (Host)]

How are you?

[Caller Kim]

Good.

[Co-host Dave]

All right.

[Bert (Host)]

When was your prayer, I mean, instantly answered?

[Caller Pam]

Well, it wasn't instantly. It was overnight. But when my brother was younger, he was about five years old, he had cancer, and he had had about four or five operations. And the last operation that they were going to do they didn't think he was going to survive. And mom and dad had the minister come in and pray for him. And the next morning, they had them all marked up for the surgery and everything. And they took an X ray one more time before surgery. And when the X ray came back, it was completely gone.

[Co-host Frank]

No kidding.

[Co-host Emily]

That's unbelievable. Amazing.

[Caller Heather]

He's still alive today.

[Co-host Frank]

You got the name of that minister, by any chance?

[Co-host Emily]

Right.

[Bert (Host)]

We could all use it.

[Co-host Emily]

No kidding.

[Bert (Host)]

I relayed that story to you with Stacy's mom and our missing passport. You know, when we were going on our honeymoon, we were gonna go to Greece on our honeymoon. And the night before, we were about to take off. Stacy realized we couldn't find our passports anywhere, so it was gone. We were gonna stay somewhere in the States or whatever.

[Bert]

And she tells her mom about it,

[Bert (Host)]

and her mom prays to I always forget this.

[Co-host Emily]

St. Anthony.

[Bert (Host)]

St. Anthony is the right saint of lost things or whatever. And her mom prays and then has a vision and calls Stacy back. And the words were literally this. Have you checked the green suitcase that's in your closet? And Stacy said, no, I haven't. She goes into the closet, sure enough, goes into the green suitcase, and there were the passports.

[Co-host Emily]

Wow.

[Bert (Host)]

Sitting right there, man.

[Co-host Emily]

That's pretty cool.

[Bert (Host)]

I mean, it wasn't instant. It was close, though.

[Co-host Emily]

And it wasn't God. It was saints.

[Bert (Host)]

And it was saints. But somebody was working hard. Listen, it's the Birch Show.