Vault: 2nd Date Update - Lindsey & KB

Summary

The Bert Show: "Vault: 2nd Date Update – Lindsey & KB"

Original Air Date: October 31, 2025
Main Theme:
This episode's segment is a classic "2nd Date Update," where the hosts help a listener (Lindsey) uncover why her recent promising date with KB has mysteriously ghosted her for two weeks. The mood is lively and candid, with the show's signature blend of humor, realness, and authentic reactions.

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Episode Overview

Lindsey reached out to the Bert Show after a fun first date with KB turned into radio silence. The hosts facilitate an on-air call to KB to get to the bottom of the ghosting, but the exchange takes an unexpected and awkward turn. The segment explores issues of communication, respect in dating, and the fallout from a less-than-courteous confrontation.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Lindsey’s Story (00:01–00:43)

• Lindsey recounts a successful date with KB at Music Midtown, where they mingled with friends from school and spent the day together.
• After the event, KB stopped communicating ("two weeks now, he hasn't called you back?" – Bert).
• The show sets up the call to KB, promising Lindsey honesty, whether the relationship continues or not.

2. Group Commentary and Setup (00:44–01:27)

• Playful banter about guys with initials for names ("I like guys who have initials for names." – Bert, 00:52).
• Multiple hosts and callers lightly joke with Lindsey, keeping the tone light and supportive of her quest for answers.

3. The Call to KB—The Confrontation (01:27–02:17)

• KB joins on air, responding mainly with the repetitive phrase, “The Bert Show,” making communication awkward and stilted.
• Bert directly asks KB why he hasn’t called Lindsey; KB responds crassly:

  "It sure be a hell of a lot easier for a girl to get another date if Lindsey wasn't such a slut."
  — KB, (01:44)

• Immediate shock and pushback from the hosts and Lindsey. Bert calls out the severity and offensiveness of the comment.

4. The Fallout and Defensiveness (02:17–03:04)

• Hosts demand KB elaborate or clarify the accusation; KB continues to stonewall with minimal, unhelpful responses ("The Burt Show").
• Lindsey asserts her friendliness and confusion, denying any inappropriate behavior.
• April and other co-hosts jump in, demanding accountability from KB:

  "If you're gonna say that about a woman, you gotta back it up."
  — April, (02:32)

5. Lindsey’s Perspective and Support (03:04–03:20)

• Hosts and callers begin supporting Lindsey, encouraging her to move on and criticizing KB’s lack of courage and maturity.
• Bert:

  "Lindsay, you don't want any part of this guy anyway."
  — Bert, (03:08)

• Lindsey affirms she’s done pursuing KB:

  "Yeah, I don't. You know what? After that, I don't even care to see him again."
  — Lindsey, (03:10)

6. Show Reflections and Listener Calls (03:20–03:51)

• Lighthearted critique of KB’s repetitive use of the show’s name ("He sounded like a Rain Man knockoff." – April, 03:29).
• Reassurance for Lindsey and a brief, supportive exchange from another listener, April.
• The show wraps with a reminder to let go of connections that don’t serve you:

  "You had a great time with the guy once or twice, and now let it go."
  — Bert, (03:41)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “It sure be a hell of a lot easier for a girl to get another date if Lindsey wasn't such a slut.”
  — KB, (01:44)
• "That's a pretty strong allegation, my friend."
  — Bert, (01:58)
• "If you’re gonna say that about a woman, you gotta back it up."
  — April, (02:32)
• "Lindsey, you don't want any part of this guy anyway."
  — Bert, (03:08)
• “He sounded like a Rain Man knockoff.”
  — April, (03:29)
• "You had a great time with the guy once or twice, and now let it go."
  — Bert, (03:41)

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Timestamps of Key Segments

• 00:01–00:43 – Lindsey recounts the date and setup for the call
• 01:27–02:17 – Live call to KB, hostile response
• 02:17–03:04 – Hosts press KB, Lindsey defends herself
• 03:08–03:20 – Lindsey decides to move on, hosts support her
• 03:29–03:41 – Listener reactions, conclusion, and final advice

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Tone & Style

The episode balances its supportive, humorous tone with genuine empathy for Lindsey. The hosts quickly rally around her after KB’s crude comment, affirming her worth and highlighting the importance of self-respect in dating. Their trademark authenticity is evident as they don’t shy away from calling out bad behavior but wrap up with encouragement and a few laughs.

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Final Takeaway

Listeners are reminded that respect is key in all relationships and that it’s better to seek answers rather than remain in the dark—just be prepared for what might come out. The Bert Show’s blend of real talk and laughter punctuates the message: sometimes the best response to a bad date is to move on with your head held high.

Transcript

[Caller/Listener]

The Bird Show.

[Bert]

Some people handle their 15 minutes of fame on the Burt Show a lot better than others. This guy choked, all right? Lindsay had a date with a guy named KB they went out and they went bar hop and had a great time. And then you guys hooked up with friends or you just happen to run into each other at music?

[Lindsay]

Yeah, we met some friends at Music Midtown. You know, there were just a lot of people there from school.

[Bert]

Okay, so you guys hooked up there, spent the whole day together and all?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Bert]

And things went great.

[Lindsay]

Yeah, we had a really good time.

[Bert]

Everything seemed to be going fine. And then for two weeks now, he hasn't called you back?

[Lindsay]

No.

[Bert]

Nothing?

[Caller/Listener]

Not at all.

[Bert]

Have you run into him at all?

[Lindsay]

No, I haven't.

[Bert]

All right, so we're. Give him a call, and we'll ask him for total honesty.

[Lindsay]

Okay, great.

[Bert]

So at least if this relationship doesn't move on, at least you'll know why, right?

[Lindsay]

Yeah, definitely.

[Co-host/Guest]

And, Lindsey, I hope everything works out well, like it did last week.

[Bert]

KB Is his name. KB KB I like guys who have initials for names. KBJB Pretty much all I got.

[Lindsay]

JR.

[Bert]

JR There you go.

[Caller/Listener]

JW The Bert Show. KB The Bert Show.

[Bert]

KB Is a listener. How cool. How are you?

[Caller/Listener]

The Bert Show.

[Bert]

KB You've been listening to everything going.

[Caller/Listener]

On the Burt Show.

[Co-host/Guest]

All right.

[Bert]

Okay, we got that KB we got Lindsey here with us. Hey, Lindsay, you want to say hi?

[Lindsay]

Hi. How's it going?

[Caller/Listener]

The Bird show. Oh, God.

[Bert]

K.B. come on. K.B. what's going on, man? Lindsey wants to know why there's been no second date.

[Caller/Listener]

It sure be a hell of a lot easier for a girl to get another date if Lindsey wasn't such a slut.

[Bert]

What? Oh, dude.

[Lindsay]

KB I don't know what he's talking about. I have no idea what he's talking about.

[Bert]

That's a pretty strong allegation, my friend.

[Caller/Listener]

A Birch Show.

[Bert]

Do you know. Do you know something we don't know there?

[Caller/Listener]

KB The Birch Show. What's going on?

[Bert]

I love this guy. KB why did you call her that?

[Caller/Listener]

The Birch show.

[Bert]

Or ain't Nothing at her? Yeah. Hey, Lindsey, do you have a relationship with one of his friends or something?

[Lindsay]

No, I don't know what he's talking about. I'm just a friendly person. I really. I have no idea. I have no idea what he means.

[Caller/Listener]

KB The Birch Show.

[April]

Look, if you're gonna make out, if you're gonna say that about a woman, you gotta back it up.

[Lindsay]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

The Burt Show.

[Co-host/Guest]

Did she have sex with the Burt Show?

[Caller/Listener]

The Burt Show.

[Bert]

Is this all we're gonna get out of you here, KB you know something about this girl we don't know?

[Caller/Listener]

Exactly. The Burt Show. The Burt Show.

[Bert]

Not gonna Bored. He's not gonna play. All right, KB we're gonna let you go. Yeah.

[April]

Oh, he's man enough to say that she's a slut, but he's not man enough to say anything else.

[Bert]

Lindsay, you don't want any part of this guy anyway.

[Lindsay]

Yeah, I don't. You know what? After that, I don't even care to see him again.

[Bert]

Yeah. What an idiot.

[Lindsay]

I'm looking for somebody better manners, more.

[Co-host/Guest]

Polite, and who has more to say than just the bird show.

[Lindsay]

Yeah, very articulate.

[Bert]

He is a listener, so he's got that going for him. Well, guy sounds like an idiot.

[Lindsay]

Yeah, he's a loser.

[Bert]

Total idiot. Hold on One sec. Morning, Q100.

[Lindsay]

Hey, Bert. Hey, this is April. I just wanted to say that Lindsay's much better off without kb. He sounded like a Rain man knockoff.

[Bert]

All right. See you, April.

[Lindsay]

All right, bye.

[Caller/Listener]

Bye.

[Bert]

You know what? There's no reason to go on. You know what? You had a great time with the guy once or twice, and now let it go.

[Lindsay]

I will.

[Bert]

All right, Lindsay.

[Lindsay]

All right. Thanks a lot, guys.

[Bert]

We'll see you.

[Lindsay]

Have a great day.

[Caller/Listener]

The first show.