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I drive my bus in a busy city. That's why road safety is so important to me. I know that I must slow down and be extra careful when I make a wide turn. Buses need more room than cars. Everyone can help keep our roads safe. Next time you're driving, remember to give buses plenty of time and space to finish turning before driving ahead. Let's all plan to share the road safely. Learn how at www.sharetherodesafely.gov.
Host (possibly named Birch)
the Burch Show.
Guest or Family Member Sharing Story
So last weekend, I had to go to Nashville because Millie, Pete, my mother, had to be admitted to the hospital for an infection. And she's doing fine. She's out of the hospital. Everything's good. But one of the things that happens when you go home for anything, whether it be an emergency like this or holidays or whatever, and you have siblings and you get in this group, inevitably an argument's gonna happen. But it's the stupidest arguments that cause you to have this tension in the room. So we were playing Saturday night. We had been to the hospital all day. So we were sitting there as my siblings, sister, my brother, Katie Jo, and myself. And so we were introducing my sister to the Wii. So my brother brought his Wii over to my mom's house, and that's where we were staying.
Host (possibly named Birch)
That's a funny sentence.
Guest or Family Member Sharing Story
So, yeah. And so gaming console. Gaming console, the Wii. And then Katie was playing Call of Duty, so that's her favorite game right now. And the new one just came out. And so she was showing Call of Duty to my siblings. And so Call of Duty, if you don't know what it is, it's a. A war game. And the one she has, it's. She's fighting in World War II, and she's fighting the Germans and the Japanese both.
Co-host or Another Family Member
And she really gets into it, right?
Guest or Family Member Sharing Story
And really gets into it.
Co-host or Another Family Member
So she puts, like, the little helmet on with the bush on top.
Guest or Family Member Sharing Story
Should we tell her happy Veterans Day?
Host (possibly named Birch)
Do you want us to call her later?
Co-host or Another Family Member
Just thank her for her service.
Guest or Family Member Sharing Story
Thank you for your dedication to our country, honey.
Host (possibly named Birch)
Appreciate you liberating France.
Guest or Family Member Sharing Story
Yes. So we're sitting there, and she's playing the game, and all of a sudden we were talking about. Call of Duty is based on actual battles in World War II. And then World War II came up, and then Pearl harbor came up, and my family honestly got into an argument. I'm serious. About whether or not FDR knew about Pearl harbor, the attack on Pearl harbor before it happened, on whether or not FDR let it happen so that we could get into World War II and have a good excuse for it because he was feeling pressure to get into World War II.
Co-host or Another Family Member
So let me ask you this.
Guest or Family Member Sharing Story
Or not.
Co-host or Another Family Member
So when you're all around and the subject comes up for the very first time.
Guest or Family Member Sharing Story
Yes.
Co-host or Another Family Member
What is the line that is said where you realize, okay, there's about to be some tension here?
Guest or Family Member Sharing Story
Well, I think just the fact that when it said, do you think President Roosevelt knew that Pearl Harbor's about to happen? And I thought, well, that's an odd question. And then when everybody answered the question and we weren't all on the same page, then I thought, oh, no. And then it was a 20 minute conversation. Was it one person arguing on one side and three on the other? Two and two, it was two and two.
Co-host or Another Family Member
It's a standoff.
Guest or Family Member Sharing Story
And then it became like, because the people who had the conspiracy theories, you know, were giving their reason why. And the people that thought and I can't believe I'm explaining this argument. And then the people who believe that there's no way that FDR in our country, there's no way that he would sacrifice lives for this. I mean, offended. None of us were even near being alive during World War II. But somehow we got into an argument. And so the family arguments, they're over the stage, stupidest things. And ours was over World War II
Host (possibly named Birch)
when Jessica and I, our very first night in San Francisco, we were sitting in a restaurant and somehow the conversation came up about what we would do if we win the lottery, but not enough money to make us, like, filthy rich, just disappear, go by a Caribbean island, never see us again, but enough money that we could do some really cool things. And one of the things that we both agreed upon that we would like to do would be to have a chauffeured car service, like, at our beck and call, so we would. Not a limo, but, like, so we could, when we're going to the airport, if we're driving to the mall, whatever, we could do other things. And that we both agreed upon that. But then the conversation evolved into what do you tell people? Because there's a certain aloofness that comes with having a chauffeur, like, of, oh, that's my driver. Like, oh, you got a driver. Blah, blah, blah. Like, how do you explain that? Like, do you explain that you won the lottery? Do you explain that you lost your driver's license in a horrible DUI incident several years ago? What's the thing? We got into an argument, a legitimate argument, to the point where we both at one time said, you Know what? I'm not even doing this anymore. And then somebody said something that stuck the other one back in on what the explanation is for our fantasy show.
Co-host or Another Family Member
At some point, it doesn't become about the thing that you're arguing about, but it becomes about the years of history of things that you've had disagreements about. And there's gotta be a winner and there's gotta be a loser.
Guest or Family Member Sharing Story
And then it becomes so. I mean, and then it got to the point where my brother and sister, like, they. Because they're closer in age, so they spent more time growing up together. That become. That became the more tense part of our argument because it became. Because my sister made the comment. Which never is good in an argument. Don't be so emotional about it. I mean, we're just a baby.
Co-host or Another Family Member
Oh, no. That's one of those things. One of the triggers face. Why are you being so emotional? Why are you overreacting?
Guest or Family Member Sharing Story
What's the big deal?
Host (possibly named Birch)
That's a perfect line, though. If you're in an argument because there's no response. I'm not getting emotional.
Guest or Family Member Sharing Story
Exactly.
Host (possibly named Birch)
Why don't you take a look? Yeah.
Co-host or Another Family Member
And then you get emotion. And then it's really all about being like back in the eighth grade and not getting your way back then.
Guest or Family Member Sharing Story
I know. And she's like, I'm not. It's not bothering me a bit. But she was yelling 30 seconds before that. But then she's going to take control of the situation. But I wasn't yelling before that. I don't know why y'. All. What a manipulator your sister is. She's the oldest.
Host (possibly named Birch)
The Birch Show.
The Bert Show
Episode: Vault: A family argument over Pearl Harbor got intense
Date: May 13, 2026
This episode dives into the hilariously real dynamics of family arguments—specifically, how the smallest or silliest topics can escalate into heated debates. Centered on a recent weekend where a family reunites due to a medical emergency, the cast recounts how a session of playing video games spiraled into a serious, heated argument about the conspiracy theories surrounding Pearl Harbor and FDR’s knowledge of the attack. The hosts and guests use their signature humor and candidness to reflect on how family history, personalities, and old triggers emerge during these moments, making for relatable and comedic content.
A family member recounts traveling to Nashville because their mother (Millie, “Pete”) was hospitalized due to an infection, noting that she is doing well now.
The family spends the evening unwinding at their mother’s house, where siblings gather in a classic group dynamic, setting the stage for the eventual argument.
The conversation transitions from Call of Duty’s WWII setting to a debate about the real-life controversy: Did President Franklin D. Roosevelt have prior knowledge of Pearl Harbor?
Sides are split evenly among the siblings, with half subscribing to “conspiracy theories” and others vehemently opposing the idea:
The host highlights how the argument is both ridiculous (none of the family were alive during WWII) and inevitable in the context of family get-togethers.
The discussion pivots to how these arguments are less about the subject and more about winning, old wounds, and sibling dynamics.
Classic triggers are called out:
The cast reflects on the regressions that happen during family squabbles—how arguments can make adults act like eighth graders, and manipulation (“What a manipulator your sister is. She’s the oldest.” — [05:54], Family Member).
“We were introducing my sister to the Wii... Katie was playing Call of Duty... She was showing Call of Duty to my siblings. So Call of Duty, if you don’t know what it is, it’s a war game. And the one she has, she’s fighting in World War II... fighting the Germans and the Japanese both.”
— [01:11], Family Member
“My family honestly got into an argument... about whether or not FDR knew about Pearl Harbor before it happened.”
— [01:55], Family Member
“It was two and two. And then it became, like—because the people who had the conspiracy theories, you know, were giving their reason why... and the people that thought there’s no way that FDR in our country—there’s no way that he would sacrifice lives for this—I mean, offended.”
— [03:05], Family Member
“At some point, it doesn’t become about the thing that you’re arguing about, but it becomes about the years of history of things that you’ve had disagreements about. And there’s gotta be a winner and there’s gotta be a loser.”
— [04:56], Co-host
“Don’t be so emotional about it. I mean, we’re just, baby.”
— [05:28], Sister (quoted by Family Member)
This episode skillfully captures the good-natured chaos and deep-seated humor of family arguments: how quickly a random conversation (or video game) can escalate into impassioned debates about history, money, or even fantasy scenarios. Through relatable anecdotes, the cast explores the universal experience of family drama and the triggers that keep old rivalries alive, all while keeping the tone light and authentic. If you’ve ever found yourself in a heated debate with family or friends over something seemingly inconsequential, this episode will have you laughing and nodding along.