Vault: All or Nothing Trivia: Bad in Bed 1

Summary

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The Bert Show: “Vault: All or Nothing Trivia: Bad in Bed 1”

Release Date: July 27, 2026
Hosts/Cast: Bert, Kristin, Abby, Cassie, Tommy, and more

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Episode Overview

This classic “all or nothing” trivia episode from The Bert Show dives into celebrity gossip with a cheeky question: “Which five male celebrities are rumored to be the worst in bed?” As listeners and cast members try (and often fail) to correctly guess the infamous five, the segment becomes a hilarious, freewheeling exchange of banter, wild speculation, and good-natured mockery. With no winners by the end of the episode, the hosts offer a clue for next time, ensuring listeners will keep tuning in.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Introduction to “All or Nothing” Trivia

[01:01 – 01:38]

• The episode kicks off with an explanation of the “all or nothing” trivia format.
  • Each caller must name five answers to the given trivia question.
  • The host doesn’t say which guesses are correct—only how many.
  • This week’s prize: $100 to Sposadel.
• Trivia Question: “These five male celebrities are rumored to be really bad in bed. Who are they?”

Quote:

“If you don't get all five right, we won't tell you which ones you got right. We'll just tell you how many.”
— Trivia Host [01:02]

2. First Guesses & Immediate Chaos

[01:49 – 04:06]

• Bert immediately jumps in with his guesses: Ashton Kutcher, Jamie Foxx, David Arquette, Leonardo DiCaprio.
  • The team jokes that they'd be shocked to find these names on the list.
• Melissa is volunteered as a stand-in caller with a truly random selection:
  • Dan Rather, Sanjay Gupta, Dr. Oz, Brad Pitt, John Edwards.
  • Result: Zero correct.
• The hosts riff on the folly of guessing news anchors and TV doctors.

Memorable Exchange:

“You say Dan Rather.”
— Trivia Host
“I did say Dan Rather.”
— Melissa
“Okay, you got one, right.”
— Trivia Host (jokingly) [02:54]
...
“You can get Dan Rather off your list.”
— Melissa [04:06]

3. Real Callers Try Their Luck

[04:09 – 07:07]

• Caller: Jen tries: 50 Cent, Jared Leto, Usher, R. Kelly, Brad Pitt, Joaquin Phoenix.
  • Some confusion as one guess was not male.
  • Result: One correct.
  • The cast is surprised anyone scored at all.
• Caller: Michael goes with: Kanye West, Usher, Eminem, Stifler, Bert Wise.
  • Result: Zero correct.
• Caller: Linda chooses: John Mayer, Alex Rodriguez, Robert Pattinson, Chris Brown, Justin Bieber.
  • Result: Zero correct.
  • Cast reacts in mock horror to some of the picks, especially Bieber.
  • Bert, chuckling at the chaos:

    “I love the fact that it took callers so long to get on with this. Cause I imagine people yelling around their office. Jen, Melissa, come here. Who's really bad in bed?” [04:09]

4. Last Guess and A Clue for Next Time

[07:07 – 07:34]

• Jenny gets the final crack: Eric Benet, Screech (Saved by the Bell), Bill O’Reilly, Glenn Beck, Alec Baldwin.
  • Result: None correct.
• The hosts acknowledge this is a tough one, commending the effort.
• Jen gives a clue:

  “This 20-something reality TV personality and his latest love interest got matching tattoos.” [07:34]

  • The hosts debate if this tip is too revealing, but accept it for next episode.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Bert’s Imagined Office Debate

[04:09]

“I love the fact that it took callers so long to get on with this. Cause I imagine people yelling around their office. Jen, Melissa, come here. Who’s really bad in bed?”

Linda’s List

[06:13]

Jenny (teasing): “But you are still making my pie.”
Jen: “Alex Rodriguez.”
Trivia Host: “Who is that?”
Jen: “Alex Rodriguez.”

Joke about Justin Bieber

[06:38]

Trivia Host (disapproving): “You need to march right on over to church on Sunday. You got none, right?”
Jenny: “He’s a little virgin.”
Jen: “Well, that’s why we don’t want him, because you don’t know what he’s doing.”

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Timeline of Key Segments

• 01:01 – [Trivia Format Explained]
• 01:38 – [Trivia Question Announced]
• 01:49 – [First Cast Guesses]
• 02:54–03:59 – [Melissa’s Hilariously Off-Base Picks]
• 04:25–05:22 – [Jen’s Try: Scores One Hit]
• 05:29–05:52 – [Michael’s Try: Zero Correct]
• 06:00–06:47 – [Linda’s Try: Zero Correct, Bieber Banter]
• 07:07–07:34 – [Jenny’s Try + Clue Revealed]

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Tone & Takeaways

The episode is classic Bert Show: irreverent, high-energy, and collaborative. The playful speculation, snarky comments, and comically wild guesses make the segment entertaining for listeners who love pop culture and enjoy the dynamic banter of a group of friends who know how to laugh at themselves and each other.

Tune in next time for more guesses and perhaps more clues on the “worst lovers in Hollywood”—and the final reveal!

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Transcript

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[Trivia Host]

the first show. This is how all or nothing trivia works is that we give you a trivia question. It has five answers and you have to call up and you have to tell us. You have to give us five answers. And if you don't get all five right, we won't tell you which ones you got right. We'll just tell you how many. So you have to keep listening and listen for the same answers or incorrect answers in order to put this sort of puzzle together. And we add different prizes every single day. So today we're going to start with $100 to Sposadel.

[Melissa]

Cool.

[Trivia Host]

And this is your all or nothing trivia question that you can call in on today. But you have to call up with five names. You just can't call up with three.

[Jen]

Right.

[Trivia Host]

These five celebs are rumored to be really bad in bed. The worst in Hollywood. Bad in bed. Who are they? 404.741Q100.

[Bert]

Ashton Kutcher, Jamie Foxx, David Arquette, Leonardo DiCaprio.

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They definitely can't be on that list.

[Trivia Host]

Mm, you would think if you hope

[Melissa]

not because I mean, you got it.

[Trivia Host]

Now. I told Jen to be prepared to give clues today when we don't get an answer today.

[Jenny]

I have one clue.

[Trivia Host]

Yeah, one clue. Because some of the names on this list, these are all recognizable names for sure.

[Jenny]

You'll know who everybody is.

[Trivia Host]

But some of them are just sort of a little random. A little random. So we're gonna have to give you guys some clues.

[Jenny]

Famous, but I would say for different reasons.

[Bert]

Like Dan Rather, one of them or something like that. Like random. That's a random.

[Trivia Host]

No one's calling, I don't think. No, nobody's calling. Because nobody wants to start. Because they know they're not gonna get it right. So now what do we do if we don't get any callers for all or nothing Tricks.

[Jenny]

I was gonna say I can't guess because I've seen the list, but y' all haven't seen the list.

[Melissa]

You can Dan Rather.

[Trivia Host]

Melissa will act as the first caller.

[Melissa]

Okay, yeah, sure. So five.

[Trivia Host]

You say Dan Rather.

[Melissa]

I did say Dan Rather.

[Trivia Host]

Okay, you got one, right.

[Melissa]

No, no. Repeat the question, though. Let's repeat the question.

[Trivia Host]

All right, These five celebrities are all dudes and all rumored to be really bad in bed. Like, the worst lovers in Hollywood.

[Melissa]

All right, Wendy, let's get a list.

[Jen]

We'll tag team.

[Melissa]

All right, Dan Rather, Sanjay Gupta.

[Trivia Host]

Stop, I'm not even hearing that. I got Dan Rather. Who else you got? She said, and I know personally, that's

[Bert]

not a true dude.

[Jenny]

Well, you talked to his wife or what?

[Trivia Host]

So go on. You got Dan Rather.

[Bert]

She said Sanjay Gupta.

[Trivia Host]

I didn't hear that.

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Here, I'll say somebody else. Let's see.

[Bert]

Dr. Oz.

[Trivia Host]

Yeah, that's fine.

[Melissa]

So Dan Rather, Sanjay Gupta, Dr. Oz.

[Bert]

Any TV doctor except for Sanjay Gupta. Is that an acceptable category?

[Jenny]

Not that guy from the doctor's show.

[Trivia Host]

You want to believe that that dude's good in bed, don't you?

[Melissa]

Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt.

[Trivia Host]

Okay.

[Bert]

Ooh, John Edwards.

[Melissa]

And John Edwards.

[Trivia Host]

Okay, so you got Dan rather, Sanjay Gupta. Dr. Oz. Who else?

[Melissa]

Brad Pitt. And who'd we say? Who'd we say last? John Edwards.

[Bert]

John Edwards.

[Trivia Host]

John Edwards. Okay, you got none. Okay, none.

[Melissa]

That's how it works. You guess five, and he tells you how many.

[Jen]

Okay.

[Melissa]

So you can get Dan Rather off your list.

[Bert]

I love the fact that it took callers so long to get on with this. Cause I imagine people yelling around their office. Jen, Melissa, come here. Who's really bad in bed?

[Trivia Host]

Hurry up.

[Bert]

I want to call in

[Trivia Host]

Good morning Julia.

[Jen]

Morning.

[Trivia Host]

Give us five names of dudes that you think would be really terrible in bed.

[Jen]

I'm just gonna throw this out there because I have no idea, but I'm gonna say 50 Cent. Okay.

[Jenny]

What?

[Jen]

Jared Leto. Even though he was on last week's list. Maria Shapova.

[Trivia Host]

Okay. These are all guys.

[Jen]

Oh, that's right. Yeah. I don't want five then. Okay.

[Trivia Host]

That's a shame.

[Jen]

I know.

[Trivia Host]

Just give me four more names. Think of four celebrities.

[Bert]

Sanjay Gupta.

[Jen]

Usher,

[Melissa]

Kane.

[Jen]

I can't.

[Trivia Host]

Come on, you're choking.

[Bert]

R. Kelly.

[Jen]

R. Kelly would be a good one.

[Bert]

Tom Cruise.

[Jen]

I say Brad Pitt.

[Trivia Host]

Okay.

[Jenny]

Emeril.

[Jen]

And Joaquin Phoenix.

[Trivia Host]

And Joaquin Phoenix. Okay. All right, so your guess is worth 50. Usher. R. Kelly. Brad Pitt. And who was the last one?

[Jen]

Joaquin Phoenix.

[Trivia Host]

Okay, you got one, right.

[Bert]

Wow.

[Melissa]

Really?

[Trivia Host]

Wow. You actually got one right.

[Jen]

Wow.

[Trivia Host]

Okay. There you go. Michael. Good morning.

[Jen]

Morning.

[Trivia Host]

Five dudes that suck in bed.

[Jen]

All right. I have to say Kanye West, Usher, Eminem, Stifler. Yeah. Sorry, Jen.

[Jenny]

That's okay. He's off my list.

[Jen]

Okay, good. And Burt Wise,

[Trivia Host]

you got none, right? Good morning, Linda here on Q100.

[Melissa]

Hi.

[Jen]

Hey.

[Trivia Host]

Hey.

[Melissa]

Good morning.

[Jen]

Okay. John Mayer, you're so sweet when you say it. Oh, my God. I don't want to know what my

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mom thinks is bad and bad.

[Trivia Host]

Real bad and bad.

[Jenny]

But you are still making my pie.

[Jen]

Alex Rodriguez.

[Trivia Host]

Who is that?

[Jen]

Alex Rodriguez.

[Trivia Host]

Okay. John Mayer. Alex Rodriguez.

[Jen]

Robert Pattinson. Aw, he has a big head. Chris Brown.

[Melissa]

Brown.

[Jen]

Okay, this one's really awful, but Justin Bieber.

[Bert]

Oh, gross.

[Trivia Host]

Not right. Linda, what is the matter with you?

[Jenny]

He's a little virgin.

[Jen]

Well, that's why we don't want him, because you don't know what he's doing.

[Trivia Host]

You need to march right on over to church on Sunday. You got none, right?

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[Trivia Host]

Now go on.

[Jen]

Zero. Okay. Thank you.

[Trivia Host]

Go on with your Justin Bieber.

[Melissa]

That was

[Jenny]

Grace, bro.

[Trivia Host]

Brown.

[Jenny]

John Meyer. Like she's teaching kindergarten.

[Melissa]

Ears are bleeding.

[Trivia Host]

All or nothing trivia. Jenny, you will be the last one today. Then we will give a clue.

[Jen]

All right, I'm ready.

[Trivia Host]

Do your thing.

[Jen]

Eric Benet. Screech from Saved by the bell. Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck and Al Baldwin.

[Trivia Host]

Okay, you didn't get any correct today.

[Jen]

Oh, come on.

[Trivia Host]

Okay, but that's all right because every wrong guess helps us also. But one of the people on this list was named today.

[Melissa]

Yeah.

[Trivia Host]

Which is more than I thought we were gonna have. So, Jen, do you want to give one clue for one of the dudes on this list today?

[Jenny]

Yes. Okay. This is one clue for only one of the guys. This. And I hope it's not too specific. Bert, you can tell me on this one if I gave too much and then for Monday I'll maybe pare it back a little bit. This 20 something reality TV personality and his latest love interest got matching tattoos.

[Trivia Host]

Yeah, I think you pretty much gave that one away. It's okay. Someone will Google it. That's okay. That's okay, because it's going to be a long time before we get all this one. But that's a good clue right there. So you should definitely come in here on Monday with one based on that clue. So okay, you're going to get hit later. The five the five dude celebrities in Hollywood that are rumored to really, really suck in bed. Get it The Bird Show Every dating

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