Vault: All or Nothing Trivia: Bad in Bed Part 4

Summary

The Bert Show — Vault: All or Nothing Trivia: Bad in Bed Part 4

Date: July 28, 2026
Cast: Bert (Host), regular co-hosts, and multiple callers
Episode Focus: "All or Nothing Trivia" — Guessing which five male celebrities are rumored to be notoriously bad in bed (according to pop culture and tabloid lore), with escalating prizes up for grabs.

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Overview

This episode continues the Bert Show’s interactive “All or Nothing” trivia segment, where listeners call in to guess the five celebrity men rumored to be the worst in bed—a tongue-in-cheek pop-culture challenge. Prizes accumulate with each unsuccessful attempt, keeping stakes high and energy playful. The tone is irreverent, fun, and laced with the hosts’ trademark banter and teasing.

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Segment Breakdown

How the Game Works

[01:01 – 01:28]

• Bert introduces the trivia format: listeners try to guess five answers to a specific question. After each guess, Bert confirms how many the caller got correct—but not which ones.
• Prizes (Spa Sedel, Green Day tickets, $50 to Fideaux) stack until there’s a winner.
• Quote:

  "You gotta call up with five guesses... Bert's gonna tell you how many you get right and how many you get wrong, but not which ones."
  —Co-host, [01:05]

Today's Question

[01:28 – 01:45]

• Bert reveals the trivia challenge: “These five guys are generally really known to suck in bed in Hollywood. I mean, these are celebrities, but they are bad, bad, bad in bed.”

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Key Caller Attempts and Host Reactions

Caller 1: Lynn

[01:45 – 02:08]

• Guesses: Brody, dinner 50, Colin Farrell, McGagger, Russell Brand (likely intended: Brody Jenner, 50 Cent, Colin Farrell, Mick Jagger, Russell Brand)
• Bert: “You got four.”
• Caller nearly says the last name, prompting playful accusations of cheating:

  "Don't do that." — Bert, [02:01]
  "Cheater... We’ll find you through the phone lines and take you out." — Co-host, [02:06–02:08]

Caller 2: Ileana

[02:19 – 02:32]

• Guesses: Russell Brand, Brody Jenner, Colin Farrell, Jesse James, Stuart Townsend
• Bert: “You got four. Good day.”

Caller 3: Jody

[02:42 – 03:11]

• Guesses: 50 Cent, Russell Brand, Brody Jenner, Colin Farrow (Farrell), Tiger Woods
• Bert: “You got four correct.”
• Hosts note the caller’s responsibility for pulling over, joking:

  "Oprah would be proud." — Co-host, [02:49]

Caller 4: Kristen

[03:18 – 03:33]

• Guesses: Brody Jenner, Russell Brand, Stuart Townsend, Colin Farrell, Justin Long
• Bert: “You got three. Right.”
• Co-host Jokes:

  "Had you said Justin Bieber, we'd be talking a different number." — Co-host, [03:35]

Caller 5: Lynn (return)

[03:44 – 03:59]

• Guesses: Brody Jenner, Jay Leno, Orlando Bloom, Joaquin Phoenix, Jude Law
• Bert: “You are not gonna do this. That was one correct.”
• Reaction:

  "Oh, we went back." — Co-host, [03:59] "You're gonna do this." — Bert (encouraging), [03:44]
  "That's not my fault. You got em wrong." — Bert, [04:10]

Hosts’ End-Of-Segment Banter

[04:10 – 04:28]

• Playful back-and-forth about getting answers wrong:

  "Try to be smarter." — Co-host, [04:13]
  "Loser. Whatever. But you’re on the list. God, why do you have to be such a jerk?" — Co-host, [04:15–04:20] "I hate this show." — Bert (joking), [04:24]

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Cheater Alert: When the first caller almost gave away the next answer—“We’ll find you through the phone lines and take you out.” [02:08]
• Empathy for Careful Callers: “Oprah would be proud.” [02:49]
• Camaraderie and Teasing:
  • “Try to be smarter.” [04:13]
  • “Loser. Whatever. But you’re on the list.” [04:15]
  • “I hate this show.” [04:24] (Bert, feigning frustration)

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Running Answers & Strategy

• Several names are repeated in various combinations:
  • Brody Jenner, Russell Brand, Colin Farrell, 50 Cent, Stuart Townsend, Jesse James, Tiger Woods, Justin Long
• Bert confirms that multiple callers are just one answer away from winning—intensifying suspense for the next round.

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Episode Tone & Feel

• Fast-paced, humorous, and at times, sarcastic—the segment is all about both the fun and futility of guessing pop-culture trivia.
• Hosts are quick-witted and unsparing, teasing both themselves and their listeners in good spirits.
• The “All or Nothing” structure keeps both listeners and hosts invested, with mounting anticipation for when someone will finally get all five answers.

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Important Timestamps

• Game Format Explained: [01:01–01:28]
• Today's Question Announced: [01:28–01:45]
• Lynn’s Guess and Cheater Moment: [01:45–02:08]
• Jody Pulls Over: [02:42–03:11]
• Banter about Smarts/Being on the List: [04:10–04:24]

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Conclusion

This episode exemplifies The Bert Show’s blend of pop culture banter, audience participation, and zany, radio-morning antics. The “All or Nothing” trivia about celebrities “bad in bed” keeps listeners engaged and competitive, while the hosts infuse each call with both ribbing and camaraderie. The fun is in the guessing, the teasing, and the anticipation for who will finally land all five infamous names.

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[Co-host or Producer]

Well, you gotta call up with five guesses. Cause there are five answers to this trivia question. So you gotta have five guesses, and Bert's gonna tell you how many you get right and how many you get wrong, but not which ones. A pattern will develop over time. Once you get all five of them correct, then you win the prize. And we add a new prize to the hat every single day.

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

Are we on day three or day four of this?

[Co-host or Producer]

Day three.

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

So you got Spa Sedel, Green Day at Verizon wireless amphitheater, and $50 to Fideaux. Okay, and the question is these five guys are generally really known to suck in bed in Hollywood. I mean, these are celebrities, but they are bad, bad, bad in bed.

[Radio Host]

Good morning.

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

Lynn, you are on Q100.

[Radio Host]

Hello?

[Caller]

Hi. Good morning.

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

What's going on?

[Caller]

Okay, are we ready?

[Co-host or Producer]

Yes.

Ring it.

[Caller]

Brody, dinner 50. Colin Farrell McGagger, Russell Brand.

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

You got four.

[Caller]

Oh, then I know the.

[Co-host or Producer]

Ah.

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

Don't do that.

[Co-host or Producer]

Come on.

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

Can't do that. You cheater.

[Co-host or Producer]

The hell's wrong with you?

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

Cheater.

[Co-host or Producer]

We'll find you through the phone lines and take you out.

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

Good morning. Okay, who is. Who is this? Good morning.

[Co-host or Producer]

Phone rage. Email rage.

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

Hello?

[Caller]

Yes.

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

Hello.

[Caller]

Hi.

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

Hi. Who is this?

[Co-host or Producer]

Hello?

[Caller]

Ileana.

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

Ileana. Go for it.

[Caller]

Okay, I have Russell Brand, Brody Jenner, Colin Farrell, Jesse James, and Stuart Townsend.

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

You got four. Good day.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

Good day.

[Co-host or Producer]

Cheerio.

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

I think we're gonna be done with this today. Hey, Jody. Good morning. You're on Q100.

[Caller]

Good morning. How are you this morning?

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

Okay. And yourself?

[Caller]

I am doing wonderful. I had a pullover, so I'm not driving and talking at the same time.

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

Good for you.

[Co-host or Producer]

Oprah would be proud.

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

So happy.

[Caller]

Now I'm talking.

[Co-host or Producer]

And.

[Caller]

Okay, you ready?

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

Bring it on.

[Caller]

Okay, 50 Cent, Russell Brand, Brody Jenner, Colin Farrow and Tiger Woods.

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

You got four correct.

[Caller]

Okay, thank you.

[Co-host or Producer]

Thank you for pulling over

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

Kristen.

[Radio Host]

Good morning.

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

You are on Q100.

[Caller]

Hi. Good morning, everybody.

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

Good morning.

[Caller]

The five I have are Brody Jenner, Russell Brand, Stuart Townsend, Colin Farrell and Justin Long.

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

You got three. Right.

[Caller]

Okay, thanks.

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

Okay, thank you.

[Co-host or Producer]

Had you said Justin Bieber, we'd be talking a different number.

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

Oh, and one more. Good morning, lynn. You're on Q100.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

You're gonna do this. You're gonna do this.

[Caller]

I hope so. I've got Brody Jenner, J. Jay Leno, Orlando Bloom, Joaquin Phoenix and Jude Law.

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

You are not gonna do this. That was one correct.

[Co-host or Producer]

Oh, we went back.

Okay, that's the note you're gonna end on.

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

That's it? That's all I have. There's nothing else lined up right now. Bye, Lynn.

[Caller]

All right, thanks.

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

Okay, bye.

[Caller]

Bye.

[Co-host or Producer]

She's my fault.

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

That's not my fault. You got em wrong.

[Co-host or Producer]

Okay, thanks, Bert.

Call back tomorrow.

[Caller]

Try to be smarter.

[Co-host or Producer]

Loser. Whatever. But you're on the list. God, why do you have to be such a jerk?

[Bert (Host of The Bert Show)]

It's not my fault you got it wrong.

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God, the way you said just one right attitude.

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