Vault: All or Nothing Trivia: Bad in Bed Part 5

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The Bert Show: Vault - All or Nothing Trivia: Bad in Bed Part 5

Date: July 29, 2026
Cast: Bert, Kristin, Abby, Cassie, Tommy, and the Bert Show Cast
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Episode Overview

This episode continues the "All or Nothing Trivia: Bad in Bed" game—a recurring Bert Show contest where listeners try to identify five male celebrities rumored to be "really bad in bed" for a growing jackpot of prizes. Today, listeners call in with their guesses, aiming to finally crack the elusive fifth name, as the correct answers hover consistently at four out of five. The show’s signature playful banter is on full display, even as a caller unexpectedly gets into a traffic accident live on-air.

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Key Discussion Points & Episode Flow

The Ongoing Trivia Challenge (01:23–04:50)

• The hosts revisit the continuing trivia question:
  "These five male celebrities are rumored to just really suck very badly in bed. Who are they?"
  • Each day, new prizes are added to the jackpot: tickets to OAR at Verizon Wireless Amphitheater, Green Day, Spa Sedal, and Fido passes.
  • Listeners attempt to improve upon yesterday’s guesses, with the hosts giving real-time feedback on accuracy.

Contestant Rounds & Guesses

• Contestant 1: Chris (01:51)

  • Guesses: Russell Brand, Brody Jenner, Colin Farrell, Spencer Pratt, 50 Cent
  • Result: 4 out of 5 correct.
  • Host insight: “Four correct.” (02:07)

• Contestant 2: Iliana (Traffic Incident, 02:24)

  • Is audibly involved in a car accident as she calls in.
  • Guesses: Russell Brand, Brody Jenner, Colin Farrell, Jesse James, Tiger Woods
  • Result: 4 correct.
  • Memorable banter as hosts light-heartedly check on her safety:
    • Co-host: “Back to you when you finish backing up your bulldozer.” (02:19)
    • Host: “Seriously, like, what happened?” (02:34)
    • Iliana: “Just traffic on East West Connector.” (02:37)
    • Co-host (jokingly): “OnStar, what’s your emergency?” (02:45)
  • Hosts express mild concern after her call:
    • Co-host: “I feel like we should have been more help to her.” (03:03)

• Contestant 3: Andy (03:14)

  • Clearly affected by the previous caller’s accident but presses on.
  • Guesses: Brody Jenner, 50 Cent, Russell Brand, Stuart Townsend, Colin Farrell
  • Result: 4 correct.
  • Host, referencing caller’s tone: “Are you okay today? You don’t sound great.” (03:17)
  • Andy: “I'm awesome, actually. It’s a funny morning.” (03:21)

• Contestant 4: Rhonda (03:49)

  • Guesses: Brody Jenner, Russell Brand, Colin Farrell, 50 Cent, Joaquin Phoenix
  • Result: 4 correct.

• Contestant 5: Jennifer (04:31)

  • Guesses: Brody Jenner, Russell Brand, 50 Cent, (Stuart) Townsend
  • Result: 4 correct.

Pattern Emerges

• After each call, the hosts note that contestants are stuck at four correct and speculate on which name is eluding everyone.
• Host asserts the rules:
  • “You can't come on here and take two guesses, steal all those prizes away from somebody else. I stand for justice.” (04:01)

Banter and Memorable Moments

• The team’s playful, sarcastic support of the caller who got into an accident, blending humor with concern (02:19–02:58).
• Reactions to repeated four-out-of-five scores:
  • Host: “We are stuck on four. There’s one here you guys can’t quite figure out.” (03:42)
  • Co-host: “Based on everything we heard today, one of you knows now who this is, okay?” (04:43)
• Gentle ribbing among hosts over game rules and potential “justice” if listeners try to game the system—for example, warning someone about “stealing all those prizes” (04:01) and joking about “alpha dogging the contest” (04:25).

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Notable Quotes and Moments

• Host (on jackpot):
  “That’s a hell of a jackpot right there.” (01:45)
• Co-host (as Iliana backs up):
  “Back to you when you finish backing up your bulldozer…” (02:19)
• Caller, Iliana, admits distraction:
  “Yeah, [the beeping] distracted me.” (02:42)
• Host (reflecting on accident call):
  “I feel like we should have been more help to her.” (03:03)
• Co-host (on game rules):
  “You can't come on here and take two guesses, steal all those prizes away...” (04:01)
• Host (motivating future contestants):
  “Based on everything we heard today, one of you knows now who this is.” (04:43)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [01:23] – All or Nothing Trivia question restated and jackpot prizes announced.
• [01:51] – First round of contestant guesses.
• [02:24] – Live call-in accident; Iliana attempts to answer the question.
• [03:14] – Andy calls in, expressing concern over prior caller.
• [03:49] – Rhonda’s attempt; playful pushback on multiple guesses.
• [04:31] – Jennifer’s guess and summary by host that the answer is within reach.
• [04:50] – Outro and tease for next episode.

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Tone & Style

• Language/Tone: Candid, humorous, lightly teasing but friendly. Hosts balance game show energy with authentic, of-the-moment reactions; even moments of mild concern are wrapped in the show’s trademark irreverence.
• Listener Engagement: The segment remains interactive and fast-paced, driven by real-time caller participation, with quick feedback loops.

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Takeaway

The episode exemplifies the Bert Show’s morning energy and chemistry, especially in the way they juggle live unpredictability (like a caller’s accident) with the ongoing suspense of an unsolved trivia challenge. Despite five rounds of strong attempts, the fifth “bad in bed” celebrity remains elusive—setting the stage for another day of guesses, laughs, and escalating prizes.

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Transcript

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[Host]

The Bird Show. All or nothing trivia. Same question that we've had the last couple of days. These five male celebrities are rumored to just really suck very badly in bed. Who are they? And here is what we are adding to the jackpot today. It's oar tickets at Verizon Wireless Amphitheater. And that is added to Green Day tickets. You got Spa Sedal, you got Fido. So that's. That's a hell of a jackpot right there. So, shall we start?

[Co-host]

We shall.

[Host]

Good morning, Chris. You are on Q100. Hello.

[Caller/Contestant]

Hey, guys. How are you? You ready? I'm ready because I think I got it. All right. Russell Brands, Brody Jenner, Colin Farrell, Spencer Pratt and 50 Cent.

[Host]

Four correct.

[Caller/Contestant]

Four. Okay.

[Host]

Four correct. Thank you very much. Thank you very much.

[Caller/Contestant]

Thank you.

[Host]

Morning, Q100.

[Co-host]

Back to you when you finish backing up your bulldozer. We'll give you an opportunity to Answer the question.

[Caller/Contestant]

Hi, this is Iliana.

[Host]

Hi, Iliana, where are you right now that you're beeping when you back up?

[Caller/Contestant]

I actually just got into an accident.

[Host]

Oh, no.

[Co-host]

What happened?

[Host]

Seriously, like, what happened?

[Caller/Contestant]

Just traffic on East West Connector.

[Co-host]

Was that beeping noise just really distracting you and you hit someone?

[Caller/Contestant]

Yeah. Okay, I have.

[Co-host]

Well, hold on a minute. Let's do this right. OnStar. What's your emergency?

[Caller/Contestant]

Okay, I have Russell Brand, Brody Jenner, Colin Farrell, Jesse James and Tiger Woods.

[Co-host]

91 1's on the way.

[Caller/Contestant]

I'm sorry.

[Host]

Was that four right? Four, four, four, right.

[Caller/Contestant]

Thanks.

[Host]

Thank you. Bye. Bye. She is not in the maze.

[Co-host]

I feel like we should have been more help to her.

[Host]

Well, I feel like she. If I was her, I probably would have hung up before we even picked up. She's like, no, I know. I'm getting all those prizes. Here is Andy. Good morning, Andy. You are on Q100.

[Caller/Contestant]

Hi.

[Host]

Hello. How are you?

[Caller/Contestant]

Good. How are y'? All?

[Host]

Are you okay today? You don't sound great.

[Caller/Contestant]

I'm awesome, actually.

[Co-host]

She's okay.

[Caller/Contestant]

It's a funny morning.

[Host]

She's upset about the last call. You got in a wreck.

[Caller/Contestant]

I'm a little upset for her.

[Host]

Yeah, I thought maybe you were the other person in the wreck.

[Caller/Contestant]

Oh, hell, no.

[Co-host]

In the really far background, you hear the beeping?

[Caller/Contestant]

No. Okay, I have Brody Jenner, 50 Cent, Russell Brand, Stuart Townsend and Colin Farrell.

[Host]

You got four.

[Caller/Contestant]

Okay.

[Host]

Okay. We are stuck on four. There's one here you guys can't quite figure out. Hey, Rhonda. Good morning. You're on Q100.

[Caller/Contestant]

Good morning.

[Host]

Good morning.

[Caller/Contestant]

Okay, I've got Brody Jenner, Russell brand, Colin Farrell, 50 Cent, and Joaquin Phoenix.

[Host]

You got four correct.

[Caller/Contestant]

Four.

[Host]

I'm no one now, okay? No, you don't. You can't come on here and take two guesses, steal all those prizes away from somebody else. I stand for justice. You can do all kinds of things

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[Host]

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[Host]

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[Co-host]

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[Host]

Jennifer, you want to give it one more crack here?

[Caller/Contestant]

Sure.

[Host]

Go for it.

[Caller/Contestant]

Brody Jenner, Russell Brands, 50 cents, Townsend, you got four.

[Host]

Okay. Based on everything we heard today, one of you knows now who this is, okay?

[Co-host]

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[Host]

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