Vault: All or Nothing Trivia: Bad in Bed Part 6

Summary

---

The Bert Show: “Vault: All or Nothing Trivia – Bad in Bed Part 6”

Date: July 30, 2026
Theme: Hollywood's "Worst in Bed" – An All or Nothing Trivia Challenge

---

Episode Overview

This episode of The Bert Show features the high-stakes conclusion of their All or Nothing Trivia game, focusing on a tongue-in-cheek (and laughter-filled) search for the “five celebrities generally regarded as the worst in bed.” With a growing prize jackpot—including concert tickets, a spa gift card, and more—the cast and a series of eager listeners humorously try to lock in the correct answers. The combination of playful banter, growing tension as participants get closer to the win, and the ultimate satisfaction of a winner makes this episode a great listen for game show fans and morning radio lovers alike.

---

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Ongoing Celebrity Trivia Game

[00:00-00:44]

• The hosts explain the rules: callers must guess the five celebrities rumored to be worst in bed. Only full lists count; close isn’t enough.
• The jackpot includes tickets to Train, O.A.R., Green Day, a $50 Fideaux gift card, and $100 to Spa Sedal.
• Bert (A) sets the energetic, playful tone:
  Quote: “Just tell us the names of all five dudes that suck in bed.” (A, 00:13)

2. Listener Attempts & Growing Tension

[00:29-02:22]

• First guesses come close:
  • Callers Heather, Amanda, Christy, and Kevin join in, bringing high spirits and confidence. Several contestants manage to get 3 or 4 out of 5 correct.
  • Bert’s (A) repeated check-ins create suspense:
    Quote: “You got three, right?” (A, 00:41)
    “Four?...Oh, no. You’re kidding.” (A, 01:09)
  • The camaraderie and slight disappointment are light-hearted, with Bert and callers exchanging encouragement and playful ribbing.

3. Hints, Banter, and Show Personality

[01:46-02:22]

• Between callers, Bert and the team joke about possible hints (“Google it!”) and ponder oddball entries (Donny Osmond poster jokes), reinforcing the show’s playful and sarcastic tone.
• Light, irreverent banter about pop culture and random suggestions keeps the mood fun.

4. The Winning Call – April Takes It All

[02:27-03:41]

• April calls in with determination:
  Quote: “I’m gonna win it…Russell Brand, Colin Farrell, 50 Cent, Brody Jenner, and Jesse James.” (B, 02:30)
• When she nails all five, excitement erupts as April is declared the winner:
  Quote: “We've got ourselves a winner on all or nothing trivia!” (A, 02:38)
• Gentle teasing and congratulations as April shares she’s a new listener, previously tuning in to “CDs and books on CD”:
  Quote: “Those things are never going to take off...But we’ll be here forever.” (A, 02:57)
• April wins the entire prize bundle, and the hosts warmly celebrate her victory.

5. Wrap-Up: Celebrity List Recap

[03:41-03:51]

• Bert (A) wraps up the segment by clearly repeating the correct five: “Jesse James, Brody Jenner, 50 Cent, Russell Brand, and Colin Farrell.”

---

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• [00:13] Bert (A): “Just tell us the names of all five dudes that suck in bed.”
• [01:09] Bert (A): “Four?...Oh, no. You’re kidding.”
• [02:52] Bert (A), on googling a previously mentioned celeb: “Google it.”
• [02:57] Bert (A), gently ribbing April: “Those things are never going to take off...But we’ll be here forever.”
• [03:32] April (B): “Oh my gosh. That’s so awesome. Thank you, guys. You’re just better than Click on tape now, woman.”
• [03:41] Bert (A): “So again, these are the list of the worst in Hollywood: Jesse James, Brody Jenner, 50 Cent, Russell Brand, and Colin Farrell.”

---

Timestamps for Major Segments

• 00:00: Introduction and trivia setup
• 00:29–01:46: Listener attempts, near-misses, and playful discussion
• 02:27–03:41: April’s winning call and prize reveal
• 03:41–03:51: Recap of the correct celebrity list

---

Tone and Show Personality

Throughout, The Bert Show maintains its signature high-energy, slightly irreverent and inclusive tone—joking with callers, hyping prizes, and laughing off wild guesses. The banter and interplay between show members and listeners keeps the energy lively and engaging, even as the trivia segment stretches into its sixth installment.

---

Summary

This episode is a classic Bert Show blend of gameshow thrills, pop-culture snark, and community connection. The stakes are fun, the vibe is friendly, and loyal as well as new listeners alike are drawn into the energy. April’s win caps off a week of guessing with a feel-good fanfare, and the show’s humor and warmth shine throughout.

Transcript

[A]

The first show. Okay. The question is the same today that it's been for the last week here. Who in Hollywood, which five celebrities are generally regarded as the worst in bed? Worst in bed. And we are adding train tickets today to OAR, tickets to $50 at Fideaux to Green Day and $100 to Spa Sedal. That's awesome. It's a pretty big jackpot at this point. So just tell us the names of all five dudes that suck in bed. Hey, Heather. Good morning.

[B]

Good morning.

[A]

How are you?

[B]

Good. How about y'? All?

[A]

All right. Is this thing over today?

[B]

I hope so.

[A]

All right, what you got?

[B]

I've got Brody Jenner, 50 Cent, Russell Brand, Stuart Townsend and Mick Jagger.

[A]

You got three, right?

[B]

Oh.

[A]

All right. Thank you. We're getting close. Good morning. Amanda, you are on Q100.

[B]

Okay, guys, I'm gonna win it. Are you ready?

[A]

Alright, here we go.

[B]

She's confident.

[A]

Here we go.

[B]

I've got Brody Jenner, Joaquin Phoenix, Russell Brand, Colin Farrell and 50 Cent.

[A]

Give me those one more time.

[B]

Brody Jenner, Joaquin Phoenix, Russell Brand, Colin Farrell and 50 Cent.

[A]

Four?

[B]

Oh, no. You're kidding.

[A]

Same. One more time.

[B]

Brody Jenner.

[A]

I thought it was three.

[B]

Joaquin Phoenix, Russell Brand, Colin Farrell and 50 Cent.

[A]

That's four. Four. Yeah, four.

[B]

Okay, thanks.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

Bye. Bye.

[A]

Here is Christy. Good morning. You are on Q100. It's all or nothing trivia.

[B]

Good morning. I'm ready. I'm ready. You ready?

[A]

Okay, I'm ready, I'm ready.

[B]

Here we are.

[A]

I'm more ready than you are.

[B]

I got Brady Jenner, Colin Farrell, 50 cents, Russell Brand, Kevin Alderman.

[A]

Four, right.

[B]

Darn. Okay, thank you.

[A]

Do you have a hint? Ready to go just in case?

[B]

Sure.

[A]

He's Kevin Alderman.

[B]

Can we.

[A]

Skipped my hint the other day. Can we suggest.

[B]

Google it.

[A]

That Donny Osmond poster, or is that not a celebrity if it's in print and insert it in an orifice? Two words, people.

[B]

Orifice is not a fun word.

[A]

Kevin. Good Morning. You're on Q100. Hi.

[B]

Hi. How's it going?

[A]

Okay. How are you?

[B]

I'm good.

[A]

Let's do this thing.

[B]

All right. Let's do it. Russell brand, Colin Farrell, 50 Cent, Brody Jenner, Stuart Townsend.

[A]

You got four. Right.

[B]

Oh, man. Appreciate it, man.

[A]

I really thought we were wrapping up today. Good morning. April, you were on Q100.

[B]

I'm gonna win it.

[A]

You're gonna win it. You're gonna win it. Go for it.

[B]

I'm gonna win it. Russell brand, Colin Farrell, 50 Cent, Brody Jenner and Jesse James,

[A]

let's go. And we've got ourselves a winner on all or nothing trivia.

[B]

You know, I just started listening to your stat. Started this, too.

[A]

Oh, really? Okay.

[B]

Welcome.

[A]

Can we ask what you listen to before this?

[B]

CDs and books on CD, mostly.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I'm a dork.

[A]

Those things are never. Those things are never going to take off. Those will be outdated. But we'll be here forever. All right, April, congratulations. Yeah, it was Jesse James, Brody, Jenner, 50 Cent, Russell Brand, and Colin Farrell. And listen to this list of prizes. You and I, we are making up for lost time here because you just won 100 bucks to spa Sedel. You're going to see Green Day at the Verizon Wireless Amphitheater. You're going to see Oar at Verizon Wireless Amphitheater. You're going to see Train at Chastain. And we're giving you 50 bucks to spend over at Fidel.

[B]

Oh, my gosh. That's so awesome. Thank you, guys. You're just better than Click on tape now, woman.

[A]

Thanks a lot for listening, April.

[B]

Thank you. All right.

[A]

Bye. Bye. All right, so again, these are the list of the worst in Hollywood. Jesse James, Brody, Jenner, 50, Russell Brand, and Colin Farrell.

[B]

Get it?

[A]

The Birch Show.