Vault: All or Nothing Trivia on well endowed men Part 5

Summary

The Bert Show Podcast Summary

Episode: Vault: All or Nothing Trivia on Well-Endowed Men Part 5

Date: July 21, 2026

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Episode Overview

This lively episode continues the Bert Show’s "All or Nothing Trivia" series with an offbeat and humorous twist—listeners compete to identify the five most famously "well-endowed" male celebrities, as rumored in pop culture. With an array of appealing prizes up for grabs and the addition of a new spa facial reward, the pressure is on. The hosts and callers bounce between speculation and frustration as they edge closer to the correct answer list.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

The Game Setup & Prizes

• The hosts introduce an updated prize bundle including concert tickets, a massage, restaurant cash, and a new facial treatment.
• Host: “The stakes are now high on all or nothing trivia because we are adding another prize today.” (01:00)
• Task: List the five top well-endowed male celebrities based on public rumor/history. Guesses must be exact; contestants are told only the number of correct answers, not which ones.

Listener Guesses & Host Reactions

First Caller: Julie (01:51–02:23)

• Julie’s Guess: Leonardo DiCaprio, Ashton Kutcher, Jamie Foxx, Jamie Kennedy, David Letterman.
• Host Feedback: Three correct answers.
  • Host: "You got three, right?" (02:14)
• Host and co-host underscore that recent guesses are providing major clues for attentive listeners.

Second Caller: Lisa (02:32–03:06)

• Lisa’s Guess: Matthew McConaughey, Ashton Kutcher, Michael Jordan, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jamie Foxx.
• Host Feedback: Three correct answers.
  • Host: "You got three, right?" (02:58)
• Light banter about Lisa’s accent and her being from the Philippines.
  • Host: "I have a gift. I can hear an accent and I can tell exactly where you're from." (03:24)

Third Caller: Alicia (03:32–03:56)

• Alicia’s Guess: Jamie Foxx, Ashton Kutcher, Leonardo DiCaprio, David Spade, Mark Wahlberg.
• Host Feedback: Four correct answers.
  • Host: "You got four correct." (03:50)
• Momentum builds as Alicia gets closer to the solution.

Fourth Caller: Shaqueta (04:02–04:21)

• Shaqueta’s Guess: Jamie Foxx, Owen Wilson, Ashton Kutcher, Leonardo DiCaprio, David Spade.
• Host Feedback: Four correct answers.
  • Host: "You got four, right?" (04:18)

Fifth Caller: Melanie (04:28–04:44)

• Melanie’s Guess: Ashton Kutcher, Jamie Foxx, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jamie Kennedy, Tiger Woods.
• Host Feedback: Three correct.
  • Host: "You got three. Dang, that's frustrating." (04:37)

Sixth Caller: Christina (04:59–05:10)

• Christina’s Guess: Leonardo DiCaprio, David Spade, Jamie Foxx, Woody Harrelson, Ashton Kutcher.
• Host Feedback: Four correct.
  • Host: "You got four correct." (05:10)

Strategic Clues & Host Commentary

• Hosts note frustration and listener engagement:

  • Co-host: "People are screaming at the radio right now." (04:40)
  • Host: "Remember, every incorrect guess gets you closer to the puzzle." (04:45)
  • Host (on the elusive final answer): "The last one is a little random...Wouldn’t be top of mind probably." (05:31)

• Hosts tease a possible clue for the next day if no winner emerges.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Host: "If you were listening yesterday, then you know which one. Major clue." (02:23)
• Caller, disappointed: "Only three?" (02:16)
• Host: "I'm glad you're not even confirming with people." (03:12)
• Co-host: "Somebody in their car is so mad they just punched their passenger for no reason." (05:24)
• Host: “The last one is a little random...We may be here a while. I'm trying to give a clue without giving a clue.” (05:31)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 01:00 — Game/prize introduction and rules.
• 01:51 — First caller’s (Julie) guess.
• 02:32 — Second caller’s (Lisa) guess and fun banter.
• 03:32 — Third caller’s (Alicia) close guess.
• 04:02 — Fourth caller’s (Shaqueta) attempt.
• 04:28 — Fifth caller’s (Melanie) try.
• 04:59 — Sixth caller’s (Christina) entry.
• 05:31 — Host hints at a slightly “random” answer and upcoming clues.

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Tone and Style

The episode retains The Bert Show’s classic tone—playful, cheeky, and fast-paced. The hosts and co-hosts riff off each other and the listeners, heightening excitement and suspense, while making inside jokes and engaging in good-natured ribbing. There’s an underlying sense of community as listeners try and help each other inch toward the correct answer.

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Takeaway

With only one name remaining to be found on the elusive list, the “All or Nothing Trivia” continues to engage and frustrate the Bert Show community. Listeners are “screaming at the radio,” and the hosts promise to up the ante next episode—both in prizes and in clues. This episode is a fun, interactive display of The Bert Show at its most irreverent and audience-driven.

Transcript

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, everybody.

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[The Birch Show Host]

The Birch show. Okay, the stakes are now high on all or nothing trivia because we are adding another prize today. So here's what you got. You got tickets to John Mayer in concert at Aaron's Amphitheater. We're gonna hook you up with those. Also a 60 minute massage at the Intercontinental Buckhead. We're giving you $50 to spend at Fideaux. Tickets to Lady Antebellum on May 15th at Aaron's. And today we add a facial from Soothe massage studios.

[Co-host/Sidekick]

Nice.

[The Birch Show Host]

Five great prizes.

[Caller/Listener]

Good stuff.

[The Birch Show Host]

All right, you gotta call up with all five names. These guys are known to be the most well endowed celebrities. Tell us which five they are. If you don't get all five, we'll tell you how many you got right, but we won't tell you which ones. We should be pretty close today.

[Co-host/Sidekick]

Yeah. The last caller, our last listener yesterday guessed four out of the five.

[The Birch Show Host]

Julie, good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Hello.

[The Birch Show Host]

Hello, Good morning.

[Co-host/Sidekick]

Hello.

[The Birch Show Host]

You are the first on all or nothing trivia.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, so I know that I have several of them, but I'm not sure about my last one. Okay, okay, okay. I've got Leonardo DiCaprio, Ashton Kutcher, Jamie Foxx, Jamie Kennedy, and I mean, I'm going to go with David Letterman, but it was either a toss up between him or one other one.

[The Birch Show Host]

Okay, you don't have to make excuses. You got three, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Three. Only three?

[The Birch Show Host]

Yeah, only three.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, I thought I had more than that. Okay.

[The Birch Show Host]

No, you don't.

[Co-host/Sidekick]

Nope.

[The Birch Show Host]

All right, bye.

[Caller/Listener]

Bye.

[The Birch Show Host]

Okay, that's a major clue right there though.

[Co-host/Sidekick]

That's right.

[The Birch Show Host]

If you were listening yesterday, then you know which one. Major clue.

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[The Birch Show Host]

Lisa, good Morning. You are part of the Burt Show.

[Caller/Listener]

Hi, good morning. Birch Show.

[The Birch Show Host]

Good morning, Lisa. How are you?

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[Caller/Listener]

Where's she from?

I'm very good.

[The Birch Show Host]

Philippines.

[Co-host/Sidekick]

Philippines?

[The Birch Show Host]

Yeah. Lisa, you are on all or Nothing Trivia. You have to give us five names of the most well endowed dudes in Hollywood.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[The Birch Show Host]

Okay. Who are they?

[Caller/Listener]

Matthew McElnohy, Ashton Kushner, Michael Jordan, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Jamie Foxx.

[The Birch Show Host]

Okay, you got three, right?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[The Birch Show Host]

Yes, three rights.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[The Birch Show Host]

Okay. Thank you.

[Caller/Listener]

You're welcome back.

[Co-host/Sidekick]

People are forgetting that we know that

[The Birch Show Host]

southern part of the island chain, but the Philippines.

[Co-host/Sidekick]

Okay, okay, good.

I'm glad you're not even confirming with people.

I love how he whispers it so they don't hear it, dispute it.

No more confirmation. Just a blatant declaration.

[The Birch Show Host]

That one was so obvious. Even if you've never been to the Philippines.

[Co-host/Sidekick]

It would be insulting is what you're saying.

[The Birch Show Host]

For you new listeners, I have a gift. I can hear an accent and I can tell exactly where you're from. Good morning, Alicia. You're on Q1. You're on Q100. Hi, how are you?

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

I'm good. How are you doing?

[The Birch Show Host]

Great. I think today is the day we wrap up all or Nothing trivia.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[The Birch Show Host]

And I think it's going to.

[Caller/Listener]

You okay. I hope so.

[The Birch Show Host]

All right, let's do it.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, I've got Jamie Foxx, ashton Kutcher, Leonardo DiCaprio, David Spade and Mark Wahlberg.

[The Birch Show Host]

You got four correct. Okay, four correct.

[Co-host/Sidekick]

Good job.

[The Birch Show Host]

I'll take a couple more calls here and then we'll have to turn this over tomorrow. I thought for sure we were done today. Shaqueta.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning, Burt Show.

[The Birch Show Host]

Good morning. How are you?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm fine. How are you?

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[Caller/Listener]

I think I got him.

[The Birch Show Host]

All right, if you've been listening every day, you're pretty close right now.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[The Birch Show Host]

What you got?

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. Jamie Foxx, Owen Wilson, ashton Kutcher, Leonardo DiCaprio, and David Spade.

[The Birch Show Host]

You got four, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, okay.

Damn.

[Co-host/Sidekick]

All right.

[The Birch Show Host]

Okay, bye. Bye. Melanie, good morning. Hey, let's do this. I want to give you all these prizes right now.

[Caller/Listener]

I hope you can give them to me.

[The Birch Show Host]

Okay, Go.

[Caller/Listener]

Ashton Kutcher, Jamie Foxx, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jamie Kennedy and Tiger Woods.

[The Birch Show Host]

You got three. Dang, that's frustrating.

[Co-host/Sidekick]

People are screaming at the radio right now.

I know.

[The Birch Show Host]

Thank you for calling.

[Caller/Listener]

Sorry.

Bye.

[The Birch Show Host]

Remember, every incorrect guess gets you closer to the puzzle. Unless they've all been guests before, and then that doesn't do us any damn good at all.

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Right,

[The Birch Show Host]

all right. One More today. Christina, come on. Do this thing.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, I'm gonna try.

[Caffeine Warning Announcer]

Here it is.

[Caller/Listener]

Here we are.

Deono DiCaprio, David Faith, Jamie Foxx, Woody Harrison, and Ashton Kutcher.

[The Birch Show Host]

You got four corrects. All right, so we continue again tomorrow. All or nothing trivia.

[Co-host/Sidekick]

Somebody in their car is so mad they just punched their passenger for no. For no reason.

[The Birch Show Host]

The last one is a little random. I gotta tell you, we may be here a while. I'm trying to give a clue without giving a clue. Somebody's got it within the next 24 hours, I'll figure a clue. If we don't get it tomorrow, to say that might give it away. But it's sort of random. He's sort of random. Wouldn't be top of mind probably.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[The Birch Show Host]

Okay. So we'll try it again tomorrow. All or nothing trivia. And we will add yet another prize. Hey, the bird show.

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