Vault: All or Nothing Trivia on well endowed men Part 6

Summary

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The Bert Show Vault: All or Nothing Trivia on Well Endowed Men (Part 6)

Date: July 22, 2026
Episode Theme:
Contestants try to guess the list of “the most well-endowed men in Hollywood,” with amusing banter from the Bert Show cast. The segment is the sixth installment of a playful, recurring trivia game, blending cheeky humor, pop culture gossip, and lively listener participation as callers attempt to crack the elusive list for a prize.

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Main Episode Flow

Segment Purpose

The Bert Show challenges listeners with a trivia game: which five Hollywood men are “best known for their junk”? Callers compete to correctly name all five—a feat that has proven elusive. Four names are widely agreed upon; the fifth is a mystery. The cast’s banter and callers’ guesses fuel the hilarity.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

List Guesses & Reactions ([01:08] – [04:39])

• Callers cycle through various celebrity guesses.
• The core four repeatedly guessed (and confirmed) by the hosts are:
  • Ashton Kutcher
  • Leonardo DiCaprio
  • Jamie Foxx
  • David Spade
• A rotating cast of celebrities is proposed for the fifth spot: Tommy Lee, Wolf Blitzer, Jesse James, Steve Martin, Wilmer Valderrama, Brian Austin Green.
• Each caller gets four correct, missing the mysterious fifth.

Co-host (Melissa) [01:26]: “Jason, you got four, right?”
Caller: “Oh, man.”
Co-host: “Thank you, sir. But a great guess for sure, because we’ve all seen the tape.”

• Colorful banter: The crew riffs on the (dubious) sources of some guesses. The hosts poke fun at Wolf Blitzer and contemplate whether his name alone would suggest he belongs on such a list.

Host (Jeff) [02:06]: “If your first name is Wolf and your last name is Blitzer, you have to be hung.”

• Playful southern humor: When a caller with a noticeable Southern accent enters the game, the cast comments on the incongruity of her playing a risqué Hollywood trivia game.

Producer/Side Commentator [03:07]: “Now, she had such a sweet Southern accent. I don’t think you should even be playing this game. It’s, like, too gross for you.”

• Megan Fox theory: When Brian Austin Green is suggested, the cast jokes about how he’s dating Megan Fox, implying that's a sign in his favor.

Co-host (Melissa) [04:30]: “Brian Austin Green. How's a guy like that get Megan Fox?”
Host (Jeff): “I was gonna say it’s the Megan Fox theory.”

The Fifth Man—Hints & Clues ([04:41] – [05:32])

• Acknowledgment: All regular listeners now know four out of five names.
• Decision: The hosts decide to give a clue to help listeners nail the final answer.

Co-host (Melissa) [05:13]: “So this last person on the list then is the youngest of five. He has four siblings.”

• Producer: “By giving a clue on one, we’re kind of confirming the four.”
• They agree the final spot is “random” and not someone who’d be immediately guessed alongside the others.
• Promise of further clues tomorrow if no winner emerges.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Producer/Side Commentator [02:05]: “And did you really listen to Jeff in his... in his hint earlier?”
• Host (Jeff) [03:31]: “See y’ all. See y’ all later. A holes.”
• Producer/Side Commentator [03:34]: “You’re not too good at this Southern accent.”
• Co-host (Melissa) [04:19]: “Alicia, it is up to you to end this thing today.”

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Timestamps for Key Moments

• [01:08] – Jason’s first guess and the cast’s “tape” reference
• [01:42] – Wolf Blitzer guess sparks laughter and commentary
• [03:07] – Sweet Southern accent caller prompts playful ribbing
• [04:30] – “Megan Fox theory” discussion with Brian Austin Green guessed
• [04:45] – Hosts discuss giving a final clue (“youngest of five”)
• [05:13] – The fifth-man hint delivered
• [05:32 – End] – Promise of further clues if the list isn’t solved

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Episode Tone & Delivery

• Cheeky, irreverent, authentic: The cast balances risqué content with lighthearted jabs and playful camaraderie.
• Listener-driven: The energy depends heavily on callers. Contestant banter and personal connections—“Tell Melissa Hobbs from Nashville, hey!”—add charm.
• Pop-culture obsessed: The game hinges on celebrity gossip and the public’s fascination with fame and rumor.

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Summary

This episode of The Bert Show continues the running trivia about Hollywood’s most notoriously “well endowed” men. Caller after caller hits four correct names—Kutcher, DiCaprio, Foxx, Spade—but nobody can nail the elusive fifth. Wild celebrity guesses keep the laughter rolling, with hosts and side commentators ribbing each other and sharing pop-culture theories.

To break the impasse, the team drops a critical clue: the final man is the youngest of five siblings. The cast promises more hints if necessary, keeping listeners eager for the next round of outrageous, laugh-out-loud morning trivia.

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Transcript

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[Host (Jeff)]

The Birch Show.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

Good morning, Jason. You're on Q100. Hi.

[Caller]

How are you doing?

[Co-host (Melissa)]

Good, how are you?

[Caller]

I'm great.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

All right, man, there's.

[Caller]

I think I've got the answers.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

Okay. The guys in Hollywood that are best

[Caller]

known for their junk, Ashton Kutcher, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jamie Foxx, David Spade, and Tommy Lee.

[Host (Jeff)]

Are you really going for the Lilith Fair tickets? Is that what got you to call in today?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

Jason, you got four, right?

[Caller]

Oh, man.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

Thank you, sir.

[Caller]

Thanks.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

But a great guest for sure, because

[Producer/Side Commentator]

we've all seen the tape.

Mm.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

And if that guy's not on the list. Oh, wow. And you hear who number five is, you're gonna be like, wow, that's something I want to see. Hey, Julie. Good Morning. You're on Q100.

[Caller]

Hello.

[Host (Jeff)]

Hello.

[Caller]

Okay, are you ready?

[Co-host (Melissa)]

I'm ready.

[Caller]

I've got Leonardo DiCaprio, Ashton Kutcher, Jamie Foxx, David Spade, and Wolf Blitzer. Ew.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

Come on now.

[Producer/Side Commentator]

I hope you're not right.

[Caller]

Really?

[Co-host (Melissa)]

Did you really listen?

[Caller]

It was off the beaten path, so that's way off.

[Producer/Side Commentator]

And did you really listen to Jeff in his. In his hint earlier?

[Co-host (Melissa)]

You're in a different continent.

[Host (Jeff)]

If your first name is Wolf and your last name is Blitzer, you have to be hung.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

Totally. I agree with you. I agree. But like, if you.

[Host (Jeff)]

If your name's Wolf Blitzer and you get naked in front of a girl and there's nothing there, you're like, disappointed.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

Julie, you got four, Right? All right, bye.

[Host (Jeff)]

Bye. Am I right, Melissa?

[Producer/Side Commentator]

Yeah, you're right. Jeff404741.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

Q100. Hey, Patrick. Patrick.

[Caller]

I say Jimmy Foxx, Leonardo DiCaprio, Ashton Kutcher, David Spade, and Jesse James.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

You got four, right, my friend?

[Caller]

Okay, thank you very much.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

Thank you.

[Host (Jeff)]

I haven't heard much from her since she did that Wanted song again.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

We are looking for the. The men in Hollywood that are the most well endowed. Here is Vicky. Good morning. You are on Q100.

[Caller]

Hi. Hi. I think I've got it.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

Okay, do your thing.

[Caller]

David Spade, Jamie Foxx, Leonardo DiCaprio, Ashton Kutcher, and Steve Martin.

[Producer/Side Commentator]

Steve Martin.

[Host (Jeff)]

Sierra.

[Producer/Side Commentator]

Now, she had such a sweet Southern accent. I don't think you should even be playing this game. It's, like, too gross for you.

[Caller]

I wanna tell Melissa Hobb from Nashville,

[Producer/Side Commentator]

Tennessee, hey, go balls. It is.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

It's almost like Paula Deen calling in on a game like this.

[Host (Jeff)]

Paula Deen would guess.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

Well, if Paula Deen was making the same guesses that you made, I would tell her that she got four. Right. Disappoint you. I'm sorry.

[Host (Jeff)]

See y'. All. See y' all later. A holes.

[Producer/Side Commentator]

You're not too good at this Southern accent.

You're terrible at it. Jeff.

[Host (Jeff)]

What?

[Co-host (Melissa)]

Jada, good Morning. You're on Q100.

[Caller]

Hey, Bert Show.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

Jada show. What's going on?

[Caller]

Hey, we got the five.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

All right, this is over. Jada's gonna get it.

[Ryan Seacrest]

We're done.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

Let's do it.

[Caller]

Okay.

Ashton Cook, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jamie Foxx, David

Spade, and Wilbur Del Bernardo. Whoever. Faz was on the 70s show.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

Wilmer. Ah, that would explain why he gets all those hotties for sure. J.D. you got four, right?

[Caller]

Wife.

[Host (Jeff)]

Nope, you still got four.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

Sorry about that.

[Caller]

Okay, bye.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

But bye. All right, one more today, then we're going to have to move on to tomorrow. Alicia, good Morning. You're on Q100.

[Caller]

Hey, I want to make my guess.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

Alicia, it is up to you to end this thing today.

[Caller]

All right, Ashton Kutcher, Jamie Foxx, Leonardo DiCaprio, David Spade, and Brian Austin Green.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

Brian Austin Green. How's a guy like that get Megan Fox?

[Host (Jeff)]

I was gonna say it's the Megan Fox theory.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

That's right. I will give you four of five.

[Caller]

Good. Okay, thank you.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

Okay, bye.

[Caller]

Bye.

[Producer/Side Commentator]

It's over today.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

All right, Jen. Okay, you're gonna be the lifeline.

[Producer/Side Commentator]

Okay, so this is a clue on the last guy on one guy on the list.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

Because it's random. It's. It's not a guy that you would immediately think of in the same category. Celebrity Wise. Probably as those other four. So I kind of feel like we need to give you a nugget.

[Producer/Side Commentator]

Well, we're kind of confirming the pattern anyway.

[Host (Jeff)]

Everybody knows four of them. Right?

[Producer/Side Commentator]

You know what I'm saying? By giving a clue on one, we're kind of confirming the four.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Producer/Side Commentator]

Is that okay?

[Co-host (Melissa)]

I think that's pretty. That's the given now.

[Producer/Side Commentator]

We're kind of at that point. Okay, well, this last person on the list then is the yellow Youngest of five. He has four siblings.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

Four siblings. And has. And is the youngest of five.

[Producer/Side Commentator]

He's the youngest of five.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

Okay. It's just a little bit of a nugget.

[Host (Jeff)]

I thought you would. Wife's maiden name isn't good.

[Co-host (Melissa)]

All right. And if we don't get one again tomorrow, then Jen will give you another clue. But this one, the last one's gonna be a little. A little more difficult. Okay. The bird show.

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