Vault: Battle Of The Bridesmaids Finale

Summary

The Bert Show: Vault – Battle Of The Bridesmaids Finale

Date: November 17, 2025
Host: Bert and The Bert Show Cast (Kristin, Abby, Cassie, Tommy, Melissa, et al.)

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Episode Overview

This episode marks the finale of the “Battle of the Bridesmaids,” a week-long segment where Jessica, a soon-to-be bride, must choose between her two best friends, Jenny and Andrea, for the coveted Maid of Honor role. The Bert Show turned Jessica’s heart-wrenching decision into an on-air contest, having both friends answer questions about Jessica, her fiancé, and their friendship. Ultimately, the decision is heavily influenced by listener emails and the cast’s takes.

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Key Highlights & Discussion Points

1. Premise and Stakes of the "Battle"

• Jessica, facing the classic dilemma of having two equally close friends, enlists The Bert Show’s help to decide who should be her Maid of Honor.
• The show sets up a friendly but competitive scenario in which Jenny and Andrea separately answer questions throughout the week.

2. Reviewing the Bridesmaids' Answers (03:29–11:31)

• Sample Questions:
  • Why did Jessica choose her fiancé?
  • How would you support Jessica if she gets cold feet?
  • Predictions for what Jessica and her husband would fight about.
  • The ultimate bachelorette party.
  • Wedding reception music.
  • First fight memory.
  • How many times each has been a bridesmaid.
• Notable Contrasts:
  On supporting Jessica with cold feet:
  • Jenny: “Just tell her to think about all of the amazing reasons why she is with him…” (04:07)
  • Andrea: Would call Doug to reassure Jessica, emphasizing connection, or “pour her a drink.” (05:00) On party planning for the bachelorette:
  • Jenny: Shopping, clubbing, hotel, and a stripper (10:00)
  • Andrea: Spa weekend to relax
  • Jessica prefers Jenny’s “whole shebang” approach: “I want to go and, you know, just whoop it up and flirt and, you know, have a good time.” (10:06) On predicted fight topics:
  • Jenny: Kids
  • Andrea: Money
  • Jessica: “Our sex life, actually, I think, is what is sort of the ongoing conflict... I tend to be a little more adventurous than Doug.” (07:01)
• Wedding experience:
  • Jenny’s only been a bridesmaid once but attended 25 weddings.
  • Andrea has been a bridesmaid multiple times (maid of honor four times, bridesmaid twice). (12:16)

3. Jessica’s Reactions & Candid Moments (07:01–07:53)

• Jessica shares openly about her relationship: “I tend to be a little more adventurous than Doug.” (07:05)
• On sex life: "Like, he's a little more conservative than me. I...actually, I'm surprised that they didn't know that because we've had conversations about the fact that it's like this big myth that men want it more than women." (07:37)

4. Listener & Host Feedback (13:14–15:41)

• Emails from listeners heavily favor Jenny, mostly due to her sincerity, novelty (she's never been a Maid of Honor before), and perceived authenticity.
• Speculation that Andrea may have heard the questions ahead of time.
• “I chose Jenny because she was so sweet and seemed very sincere...Andrea already knew the questions...so maybe she knew the questions that were coming.” (14:21, Listener Crystal)
• Poll results: “From the emails I got, it was probably 95% to 5% in favor of Jenny.” (15:41)

5. The Reveal & Emotional Exchanges (15:41–16:44)

• Jenny is declared the listeners’ and show’s pick.
• Andrea responds graciously: “No, I just want to...I love you, Jess. And I...whatever you want to do, honey, is fine with me...I love you. And, you know, I just want the best for you.” (16:29)
• Jenny is excited but wants Jessica to be comfortable: “I hope that Jesse feels comfortable with this.” (16:57)

6. Hosts’ Closing Thoughts & Lighthearted Tangents (18:52–21:39)

• The hosts and cast reflect on why Jenny is the best fit: “Jenny’s never been the maid of honor, and she’s your oldest friend…that’s the perfect choice.” (19:01)
• Jessica agrees, especially leaning on the “never been Maid of Honor” rationale, but values Andrea’s more recent closeness. (19:13, 19:53)
• Several Price Is Right jokes and tangents lighten the tense mood.

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Memorable Quotes

• Jessica on romantic conflicts:
  “Our sex life, actually, I think, is what is sort of the ongoing conflict. I tend to be a little more adventurous than Doug.” (07:01)
• On being adventurous:
  “I want the whole shebang. You know, I want to go and, you know, just whoop it up and flirt and, you know, have a good time.” (10:06)
• Listener sentiment (Crystal):
  “I chose Jenny because she was so sweet and seemed very sincere...Andrea already knew the questions, maybe by listening the day before.” (14:21)
• Andrea’s graciousness:
  “I love you, Jess. And I...whatever you want to do, honey, is fine with me...I just want the best for you.” (16:29)

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Timeline of Important Segments

| Timestamp | Segment | |--------------------|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:33 | Introduction to Jessica and her dilemma | | 02:20–03:05 | Explanation of “Battle of the Bridesmaids” campaign | | 03:29–11:50 | Audio montage: Bridesmaids answer wedding/relationship questions | | 12:16–12:39 | Discussion of wedding/bridesmaid experience | | 13:22–15:41 | Listener feedback and email polling explanations | | 15:41–16:44 | Announcement: Jenny is Maid of Honor; Andrea’s supportive response | | 16:49–17:29 | Jenny expresses excitement & emotional wrap-up | | 18:52–21:39 | Hosts riff, recap, and joke about “Price is Right”; Jessica reflects on final choice |

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Conclusion

The “Battle of the Bridesmaids Finale” stays true to The Bert Show's “real and funny” ethos. The segment is an engaging, heartfelt, and sometimes hilarious look at friendship and wedding drama, complete with honest confessions, surprising candor (especially from Jessica), and moments of warmth between everyone involved. Ultimately, the listeners’ overwhelming vote for Jenny gave Jessica both clarity and the perfect “scapegoat” for a tough decision, while ensuring both friends will celebrate her special day together.

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[Host (possibly the main show host)]

The Birch show hello Jessica.

[Jessica]

Hello.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

How are you today?

[Jessica]

I'm good.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

For those of you just checking us out today, we have been talking to Jessica and two of her best friends over the last couple of days and.

[Co-host or commentator]

Jessica's getting married in California here very soon. And of course just like any bride planning the wedding process, she was picking her wedding party but she's got two very bestest friends in the whole wide world and just could not decide between the two of them who who would be her maid of honor. So she called us to Kind of discuss it. And of course, the Burt show has to turn it into a competition, which we do with a lot of things. So we had the battle of the bridesmaids between her two bridesmaids that were up for contending for the position of maid of honor. So we talked to them each day. And we actually have a recommendation for you today, Jessica.

[Jessica]

Ooh.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Now, I'm assuming that you have been in contact with both Jenny and Andra over the last couple of days.

[Jessica]

I have, but we haven't. You know, they did say it went well. They had fun, but I just really, I didn't listen to it because I didn't want to be biased. I didn't want to think somebody was doing better than the other and be worried. So I just let you guys do it.

[Co-host or commentator]

Okay.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

All right, well, let's play a little bit of the audio from both of them over the last couple of days, because what we did was we got Andrea on and we also got Jenny on, and we asked them the same questions and we just kind of sat back, listen to their answers, questioned them a little bit more, and. And then we put it into the hands of the listeners. We'll all give our opinions also. But there was definitely a clear cut winner.

[Jessica]

Really?

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

At least based on the email that I got.

[Melissa]

Correct.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

I don't know about you. You too? You too, Jen.

[Co-host or commentator]

Yeah, I've got a couple of emails here, and yeah, it's pretty clear cut.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Okay. Did you get any? You won't even hear this.

[Another co-host or commentator]

No, but I got them. And only one person was mentioned.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Okay, here was a series of the questions and answers that we asked both of your potential maid of honors.

[Melissa]

Why did Jessica choose her fiance?

[Jessica]

Well, when we were young, we always used to say something that would be really important would be a man who treated his mother really well. And she told me that he has a lot of respect and has a wonderful relationship with his mother. And I think that sort of just shows that he's a really great guy and he's really, really cute.

[Co-host or commentator]

Jenny, I want to know how many times have you been a bridesmaid and how many weddings have you attended?

[Jessica]

I have been a bridesmaid only one time, and I've been to dozens and dozens of weddings.

[Melissa]

Two hours before this wedding, Jessica is panicking and she's getting cold feet. Jenny, I want to know, what do you do?

[Jessica]

Just tell her to think about all of the amazing reasons why she is with him and, you know, what brought her to this moment and the great things about their relationship.

[Melissa]

First question I have for you, Andrea, is. Why did Jessica choose her fiance?

[Jessica]

I. I think Doug is a very charismatic guy. He's like, the life of the party. He's charming, he's classy, and she just totally loves that.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

On a scale of 1 to 10, this really feels like a 10 to you, this match?

[Jessica]

I would say. Yeah, I think it's pretty close. I don't think I've seen something that's been this good for a while. I mean, they seem to be in sync. Nothing is perfect in life, but I think that they're pretty much a nine.

[Melissa]

So let's say two hours before the wedding, Jessica is panicking and she's getting cold feet. So I ask you, what do you do?

[Jessica]

Well, actually, I think I would call Doug and, you know, get him over there and try to get Doug and Jessica together and talking and, you know, see if they can. You know, she really knows how wonderful he is, and he knows how wonderful she is, and they can kind of make a connection and maybe try to facilitate that. And, you know, I do the best that I could to make sure that they could come together, but if I can, I think I'd just pour her a drink.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

All right, Jessica, so that was a decent sampling of some of the answers. Is there anything there that stands out to you?

[Jessica]

I think they both did really well. I can't believe you're saying there's one person who everybody likes better.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Yeah, let me get them both on here. This is Jenny's back with us. Hey, Jenny.

[Jessica]

Hey. Hi.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Hold on one second. Okay. Andreala, Good morning.

[Jessica]

Hey, how are you? I'm okay. How are you guys?

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Good. Okay, all three are on at the same time now.

[Jessica]

Hey, girls. Now they sound nervous.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Who's nervous about finding out right now?

[Jessica]

I'm a little nervous.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Who is that? Is that Jenny or Andrea?

[Jessica]

That's Jenny.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Jenny.

[Jessica]

Me, too.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

I'm nervous, too. No, I'm more nervous. No, I'm more nervous.

[Another co-host or commentator]

I'm the most nervous.

[Jessica]

Everything's a competition with us now, Jessica.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

I'm going to have Melissa read off some more of the questions and answers that were asked of both of them before we tell you who the clear cut winner was.

[Jessica]

Okay.

[Melissa]

All right, one, we asked, what would Jessica and her new husband fight about during their marriage? And Jenny's response was that they're gonna fight about how many kids they want. And Andrea said that money would be the number one cause of the argument.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Does anyone sound more accurate than the other one there? Jessica?

[Jessica]

Well, I actually think it would be a third Thing.

[Melissa]

Okay.

[Another co-host or commentator]

Okie doke.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Yeah.

[Jessica]

I mean, I.

[Bert]

We.

[Jessica]

Well, it's, you know, our sex life, actually, I think, is what is sort of the ongoing conflict.

[Melissa]

Okay.

[Jessica]

I tend to be a little more adventurous than Doug.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Mm.

[Jessica]

So I don't. I think that is gonna be more of an issue than the kids. I mean, I think the other stuff is kind of a. We're kind of on the same page.

[Commercial announcer]

Okay.

[Jessica]

I mean, I think the kids thing will work itself out. And I don't, you know, maybe money is like a classic problem couples have, but I don't really think we have had that much of a problem with it.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Are the two of you sexually compatible?

[Jessica]

In what way?

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Every.

[Jessica]

Like, he's a little more conservative than me. I. You know, actually, I'm surprised that they didn't know that because we've had conversations about the fact that it's like this big myth that men want it more than women. And I'm like, I don't know who came up with that idea.

[Another co-host or commentator]

Hey, keep this up, there might not even be a wedding.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Jenny. Andrea. Has she talked to you about that?

[Jessica]

Yeah, I just. That's kind of adventurous to say on the air.

[Another co-host or commentator]

I feel like we're on Family Feud and Bert just went show me doing it.

[Jessica]

Yeah, we did talk about it. I just, you know, I just figured that the finances is a. I mean, I think the physical thing that they could work out. I think the finances might be something, but that's just my feeling.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Hold on, hold on. That was Jenny saying that that was Andrea. That was Andrea. Jenny, how do you feel about that?

[Jessica]

Yeah, I just sort of figured that long term with their relationship, that was not necessarily going to be like a huge issue. And I just thought that, like, the future, in terms of how many kids they were going to have, I think that's. I mean, I hope she's right.

[Another co-host or commentator]

Maybe it's.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Maybe it's situation.

[Jessica]

I would like to not be fighting about that for my whole life.

[Another co-host or commentator]

Maybe it's a situation where you guys just aren't compatible, and then he starts paying for it and he uses up all your money on hookers, and then it's a finances issue.

[Jessica]

Oh, God.

[Another co-host or commentator]

It's possible.

[Jessica]

Yeah. Okay.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

So did the two of you know that that was a problem and you just didn't want to go public with.

[Jessica]

It, and that's why you don't think it's a problem?

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

He doesn't think it's a problem. You think it's a problem?

[Jessica]

Yeah, he's fine because he's getting enough and she's not exactly. Exactly.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Gotcha. Okay.

[Melissa]

All right.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Wasn't expecting to go in that direction. That might. That might be a second tier to this when this is all over.

[Melissa]

So Jessica's also pointing out some of the questions we asked that had different answers. Another one was your ideal bachelorette party. Now, we asked Jenny that question, and she said we would go shopping in Atlanta, go clubbing, go to a hotel and have a stripper. And Andrea's response was that we party all the time. So she thought that a spa weekend where you guys could just chill out and relax with each other would be the best bachelorette party.

[Another co-host or commentator]

Nope. Having sex with her husband, who doesn't want to do it, is what she wants to do on her bachelorette party.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Jessica, if you had to give a score to one or the other there, who scored higher?

[Jessica]

I guess Jenny's a little bit closer because she has the stripper. I mean, I figure it's a bachelorette party. I want the whole shebang. You know, I want to go and, you know, just whoop it up and flirt and, you know, have a good time.

[Another co-host or commentator]

She is a freak kind of freak.

[Jessica]

My last chance.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

All right, what else you got here? Take a leak.

[Melissa]

Another difference in the question was again about the wedding. What kind of music would be played at the reception? So Jenny said that the Cha Cha slide would be played, and as well as dance songs, she said, Jessica loves to dance. Andrea. I mean, it wasn't too far, you know, different. But she said Shakira, Gwen Stefani, Madonna, Eve. And then she said, you have to play, you know, what a Wonderful World somewhere at the reception.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Who nailed that one? So to speak.

[Jessica]

I guess they're both pretty close. I mean, you know, at first I was thinking I wanted. I went to a wedding and they had a big band and I thought that would be really cool. But then I thought, I just don't know if people are going to like that. So I just. I want just typical wedding music. I just want whatever's going to make them dance.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

So it's a push here, right?

[Melissa]

All right, all right. One question about going back to you and your fiance. We asked what your first fight was about, and Jenny says she doesn't remember your guys first fight. And Andrea says that Doug was partying too much, and Jessica thought that is all he wanted to do. He went over the top and even passed out once at an intersection.

[Another co-host or commentator]

Ooh, that sounds like a fun story.

[Jessica]

Yeah, I don't really want to talk about that on the air. It's sort of embarrassing for him. I mean, I don't think that's what we had our first fight about. I think our first fight about was. Was probably something really stupid, but I don't remember what it was.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Which one answered that way? The drunk at the intersection.

[Melissa]

Andrea.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Andrea.

[Co-host or commentator]

Okay, that's not any more embarrassing than he can't satisfy you in the bedroom.

[Jessica]

No, he's not that. He doesn't satisfy me. Oh, my God. It's not that.

[Another co-host or commentator]

Just he doesn't satisfy you right now.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

It's not. It's just, it's. It's quantity you're talking about. Quality is okay. Quantity.

[Jessica]

Exactly.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Well, maybe you ought to take him in an intersection.

[Another co-host or commentator]

He'd be sleeping.

[Melissa]

And the final one that we haven't covered is just how many times have you been a bridesmaid? Is what we asked each one, which was, I think, the defining moment for some of the listeners in my emails on their choice, Jenny says she has been to 25 weddings, only been a bridesmaid once. Andrea says she's been to six weddings and has been maid of honor four times and a bridesmaid twice.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

That have any kind of bearing at all?

[Jessica]

Well, not so much on my choice. I would imagine it might be it make it easier for her to not be a maid of honor in mine because she's done it so much, in fact, she may even want a break, I don't know. But it doesn't, you know, it doesn't stop me from wanting to have both of them, you know.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

So nothing was said here to make or break any way you were thinking you're still just as confused.

[Jessica]

I am. I honestly, I wish I could say one or the other, but there was.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

A definite way this whole thing went, at least in my emails. And then I think we're all feeling the same thing. Melissa, you want to start it off here?

[Melissa]

Well, in my emails, you know, we'd ask listeners to let us know their choice. And overwhelmingly there was a vote for one person. I only got one vote for the other. So in my email, Jenny was the one that was the overwhelming vote. And I think for two reasons. One, because she's never been a maid of honor, and two, because they felt like her answers may match hers more and that she was more, you know, more not, I guess, more. I don't know, motivated is not the term that comes to mind, but I think just not as serious, not, you know, more fun. Like she'd be more fun. Maid of honor Jan Hobby.

[Co-host or commentator]

All right, here's a sample. One subject line Says, hi, Jen, I vote for Andrea. I love the Burt show. And this person says he was voting that way because he felt she was being real. Here's a sample of the emails about Jenny. It says, I chose Jenny because she was so sweet and seemed very sincere. It also seemed to me that Andrea already knew the questions, maybe by listening the day before, and that gave her longer to think about the answers. The reason I think this is because when you ask the question, what would make you think it wasn't just cold feet? And she started talking about him partying so much. Sounded like she was going to mention that there was a first fight and then said that she didn't want to skip ahead. So she thought maybe she knew the questions that were coming. And this was from listener Crystal, who says, I don't think it was very fair for Jenny, who had never heard the questions before.

[Bert]

Jeez.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Some people just.

[Another co-host or commentator]

Our listeners are listening. They're, like, looking for hairs in the backseat of the car right now.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

So based on your emails, Jen, the.

[Co-host or commentator]

Majority did go to Jenny, although I thought it should be Andrea.

[Jessica]

Oh, thank you.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Well, that's the one vote you got, Actually, that was the one email that was sent to Melissa was from Jenny.

[Co-host or commentator]

Yeah, I emailed the rest of the.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Show, and I have to concur with both of them. Also, a sample here. Jenny stated from the beginning that as long as she is a part of her girl's day, whether it be a bridesmaid or a braid of maid of honor, she was going to be happy. Andrea seemed too hesitant with everything. I don't feel she would appreciate just being a bridesmaid. And the others that came in were pretty much like, you know, you've just known Jenny most of your life and she just kind of deserves it because she knows you better and she's been there from the start. And I'd say from the emails I got, it was probably 95% to 5%.

[Jessica]

Wow.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

In favor of Jenny.

[Jessica]

Wow. Cool.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Now, I mean, you don't have to take our recommendation, Right. I mean, obviously you can veto that, but Andrea, is there anything that you feel like was Andrea. Andrea was misrepresented or.

[Jessica]

Oh, well, just because I'm smart doesn't mean I should be chastised. No, I just want to. You know, guys, I didn't plan ahead. I didn't get any questions ahead or anything. I meant skip ahead because I just figured there's a whole bunch of stuff coming up that you guys wanted to ask me. But, you know, I mean, I love you, Jess. And I. I agree. You know, whatever you want to do, honey, is fine with me. And, you know, I think I do know you pretty well. I'm sorry I mentioned the intersection, but I think that I recall that was the first one. I didn't know about your sex life as much as maybe I should have. I didn't want to mention it, really. But I love you. And, you know, I just want the best for you. Whatever you want to do. Thanks. You're so sweet. Thank you.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Thanks. Andrea, we're let you bail now, okay?

[Jessica]

Okay. I'll talk to you later, honey. Okay. Okay, bye.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

All right, Jenny, Andrea's gone now. How you feeling about things?

[Jessica]

Me or Jenny?

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Jenny.

[Jessica]

Oh, I'm really, really excited, and I hope that Jesse feels comfortable with this.

[Another co-host or commentator]

Did you offer Andrea a version of our home game?

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

I didn't. Got a whole bunch of Lee Press on nails for her and some turtle wags.

[Melissa]

Turtle wags.

[Bert]

Right.

[Another co-host or commentator]

So I thought that was just kind of rude how you hung up on her. And everybody else who participates gets to.

[Melissa]

Take home play the bird show at home.

[Another co-host or commentator]

The home version of Battle of the Bridesmaids.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Hey, Jenny, we're gonna let you go also, okay?

[Jessica]

Okay. Thank you.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

All right. You want to make the offer?

[Another co-host or commentator]

Well, no. Jenny won, so she's like the.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Just go to the Showcase Showdown. Yeah.

[Another co-host or commentator]

If you get. You get to spin the big wheels. Ready, everybody? Oh, look at that. 80 cents. Good luck. See you, Jenny. How much does this box of dried potatoes worth?

[Melissa]

I get so scared that someone's gonna get caught in that wheel and flip underneath it, too.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

I would never go on that show because I'm convinced I'm not tall enough to actually spin the wheel.

[Another co-host or commentator]

I was old man.

[Melissa]

Bob Barker won't let you do it. He'll do it himself.

[Another co-host or commentator]

You know, before we left on the.

[Co-host or commentator]

Trip, I had to play Plinko.

[Another co-host or commentator]

My parents. My parents were at the house and they were watching Price is Right. And it's still on?

[Jessica]

Yeah.

[Melissa]

Oh, yeah.

[Another co-host or commentator]

And it was. It's on at 11am so it was like 11 to noon or whatever. I think maybe 10 to 11. I don't know. They were watching it.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Bob's doing the show, but he hasn't been, like, alive in, like, seven years.

[Another co-host or commentator]

Oh, he's doing it like Weekend at Bernie's. Somebody walks him out. And the woman spun the wheel and it didn't go all the way around, which I guess is a requirement. And my mom yelled at the screen.

[Co-host or commentator]

That's one stage retirement. It's the Price is Right stage.

[Another co-host or commentator]

There you got mad. Oh, come on. Put your muscle into it.

[Jessica]

Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

[Melissa]

I like the little yodeler, though. Didn't want him to quite go over the cliff.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

No.

[Another co-host or commentator]

Because then it's done.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Jessica.

[Jessica]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

All right, so, I mean, now you have at least the listener's recommendation. I think Melissa and I were in unison also. We thought that Jen was going to make the better.

[Melissa]

Yeah, I think that. Because from your standpoint, like, if they weren't on the phone, I would have said, look, it's the bridesmaid thing, the maid of honor thing. You know, Jenny's never been the maid of honor, and she's your oldest. Oldest friend. To me, I mean, that's the perfect choice.

[Jessica]

Yeah, you're right. You're right. I mean, I'm gonna really approach it as the fact that Andrea had. Has been a maid of honor before, and Jenny's never done it. And it's true. I mean, I. You know, I did meet her first, so if we're just gonna go for time, I can. You know, I hope Andrea can understand.

[Co-host or commentator]

I do want to make a quick pitch for Andrea, though, because I really think that it sounds to me she knows you better in your, like, everyday life and that that might be better in handling situations on the wedding weekend. Now, I do give Jenny credit for knowing you longer, but I would just make the pitch for Andrea in that way.

[Jessica]

Yeah, I know. That's why I was. I was surprised that Jenny did better because Andrea has more time with me in the last. You know, in the sort of later part of our friendship.

[Bert]

Right.

[Co-host or commentator]

Like, while you've been with your.

[Jessica]

As an adult. Yeah.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Well, either way, you have now you. I mean, you've got the scapegoat that you've wanted. I mean, you couldn't make the decision, so.

[Jessica]

And she's. She's definitely still going to be a bridesmaid. Of course. She just won't wear the same dress.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

So you are going to pick Jenny?

[Jessica]

Yeah, I mean, I have to pick. I've already, like, passed my deadline, so I'm just gonna let you guys. Yeah, I'll just take your. I mean, why did we do this if not, you know, I think you.

[Another co-host or commentator]

Should jack with him and make up another game show and stick with the prices.

[Jessica]

Right. I'll be calling another radio station tomorrow. Well, I think you should.

[Another co-host or commentator]

You should invite them both over to your house tonight and then set up, like, your ironing board with four different products on it and.

[Melissa]

Oh, my God, you spent way too much time with your parents last week.

[Another co-host or commentator]

Like a can of chunky soup. There's like random things too. A bottle of shampoo.

[Co-host or commentator]

Can you please take him to compound.

[Jessica]

This weekend and cleanse him?

[Melissa]

You know way too much about this show. Once you run across the studio. Let me say your name.

[Co-host or commentator]

Jeff.

[Melissa]

And then you run around the studio.

[Another co-host or commentator]

And I'll run down. Okay, do it.

[Melissa]

Okay. And the next contestant on the Price is Right is.

[Bert]

Jeff.

[Melissa]

Dollar.

[Jessica]

Hi Bob.

[Another co-host or commentator]

One dollar. Hey.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

You had the.

[Melissa]

You had the exact guest. So you get to take that hundred dollars out of my pocket because I'm a creepy old man.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

Hey, Jessica, we're gonna let you go. Sorry about this tangent, but Jeff was homeschooled. Talk to you later. Bye bye.

[Jessica]

Bye bye.

[Host (possibly the main show host)]

The Birch Show.

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