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Main Caller / Charger Fan
Let me try to explain that I am a curse to any team, that I root for any team. It doesn't matter if it's college, it doesn't matter if it's pro. It doesn't matter if it's baseball. It doesn't matter if it's football. I have never had the honor of rooting for a team that's won any kind of championship, any kind at all. I mean, it can. You can look week to week or you can look over the course of a whole season. I have never rooted for a champion. Now I'm from San Diego, so I have rooted for the Padres, that's our baseball team, and the Chargers for 30 years now. 30, 30 hard years of wins and losses and getting close and never won a Super bowl championship.
Jen
Always disappointed.
Main Caller / Charger Fan
Always disappointed. I mean, the first thing I do still every morning when I wake up is I go to the San Diego paper and I check Padres scores and Charger scores. That's where my heart is, right?
Co-host 1
It's cute.
Main Caller / Charger Fan
So I mean, I'm a hardcore Charger fan and here they are in the playoffs now and I've decided to just switch it up a little bit because everything that I've been doing as a fan has not obviously worked. I root for them, I wear their jersey. I've tried everything. So I am taking extraordinary measures this year. What I'm going to start doing is I am rooting for the team that is playing the Chargers throughout the playoffs. So the Chargers are playing the jets this weekend. So today I will walk myself down to distant replays and I will get myself an old school New York jets jersey. If they have those New York jets flags that you put up in your car, I will, I will get those. I will get a New York jets cap. I will get a Banner. I will put it up in my office. I might even on Sunday go to that jets sports bar, which is Mazzy's, and root with the jets fans against the Chargers in hopes that the Chargers can make it through to the Super Bowl.
Jen
You cannot do that. You cannot physically put on another team jersey.
Main Caller / Charger Fan
Here's why you can't understand where I'm coming from and neither can Jen, because you have. You root for Florida, University of Florida, right? They win championship after championship. Florida State has won a championship in the 90s. You can't pot two. You can't possibly understand what it's like to root for teams that never, ever, ever win.
Jen
The Falcons have never won a Super Bowl.
Radio Announcer
That's a good point.
Jen
In the playoffs for a long time. I mean, there were playoffs last year and it took a while for them to get to the playoffs and they're not in it this year. But I will never physically go put on another jersey that the Falcons are playing and go root for them.
Main Caller / Charger Fan
You haven't been alive long enough yet to. To say that you have gone through the disappointments of The Falcons losing 30 years I've been rooting for the Chargers and they've never won a championship. Something I'm doing is wrong.
Jen
Jen, would you do this if it was Florida State playing another team? Would you go put on the. Your other team's jersey and go root for that team no matter how bad? Florida State.
Main Caller / Charger Fan
You can't ask Jen. She has rooted for champions before. But still you'd have to ask.
Co-host 1
So disloyal. You've got to feel badly about it.
Main Caller / Charger Fan
But it's not disloyal. But I'm only doing what I can for my. See what I'm saying? I can't go down there and I
Co-host 1
can't catch a pass. I'm hearing the words, but I'm not understanding.
Jen
Yeah, I can't comprehend.
Co-host 2
And here's what I don't. What makes me nervous is like, you talk about going to distant replays and getting a throwback or something.
Main Caller / Charger Fan
Yeah, man, I'm going all out on this, dude.
Co-host 2
Go to champs and get a T shirt.
Main Caller / Charger Fan
Yeah, I might do that all the time.
Jen
Don't even get a T shirt. Just root for them in your head.
Co-host 2
He's gonna wear it for four days like it's gonna be. You're gonna spend $200 on something you're never gonna put on again.
Main Caller / Charger Fan
Who knows?
Co-host 2
Unless you find out how great. Unless you go to Mazzy's and those people are really, really cool and nice.
Main Caller / Charger Fan
And if they win this weekend, if. If those guys, those dudes from San Diego win this weekend, then what I would do next weekend is I would put on all the apparel from the team that they have to play the next week. And if they win again, I am going to the Super Bowl. If the Chargers are in it or not, I'm booking the hotel. It's a guy's weekend down there. Four days. So if the Chargers are in it, I will wear the colors of the opposing team, be it Minnesota or.
Jen
You cannot do that.
Main Caller / Charger Fan
Four days. I'm down there.
Co-host 1
That's not co.
Main Caller / Charger Fan
The next two days. You got to continue the trend.
Jen
Not at the super bowl, because that's your one chance to finally root for your team in a championship game.
Co-host 1
Exactly. You can gotten them there if you get them there.
Main Caller / Charger Fan
Because if I switched it up and I wore Chargers and they lost in the super bowl, then I would feel it was my own fault.
Jen
That's awful. Oh, it makes me numb just thinking,
Main Caller / Charger Fan
Armin, you know what I'm talking about here?
Cubs Fan Caller
Yeah, sure do, man. I just want to say I'm a Cubs fan and my dad's a Cubs fan and my grandfather was a Cubs fan. And you can count the years it's been 101 and counting. So I definitely feel your pain. And I've already tried what you've tried and it sure doesn't work.
Co-host 1
Damn.
Main Caller / Charger Fan
Didn't work. Now Cubs fans are like the quintessential example of this. They've gone. I mean, how many years we working on now without a World Series?
Cubs Fan Caller
The Last time was 1908, so about 100 and 102 years.
Main Caller / Charger Fan
And as a fan, you are just willing to try everything. You will sell your soul for a championship. Right? So this guy tried it. It didn't work.
Cubs Fan Caller
Absolutely. It doesn't work at all, man.
Co-host 1
So stick with your team colors.
Main Caller / Charger Fan
I won't do it. I've got to try something on my own. Good morning, Kerry. You're on Q100.
Cubs Fan Caller
Hey. I just wanted to tell you it's never going to work because you're not really rooting for the other team.
Main Caller / Charger Fan
Yes, I am. I love the Jets. J E T S. Jets. Jets. Jets.
Cubs Fan Caller
Okay, well, the other thing I was going to tell you is I'm a huge curse, too. So if it'll help, I'll actually watch the game. And the jets will lose.
Main Caller / Charger Fan
That's what you need to do on your bandwagon.
Co-host 2
You need to find a Jets fan who has some weird superstition and then they have to do the opposite.
Main Caller / Charger Fan
So the jets fan has to wear the Chargers jersey.
Co-host 2
Cancel it out.
Main Caller / Charger Fan
And then I wear the jets jersey.
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Jen
Now you're not spending money. You're saving money.
Main Caller / Charger Fan
So do people. Do you at least understand the concept? Because in email, people don't get it.
Jen
No, I don't.
Co-host 1
I hear the words. I'm just not understanding. I couldn't do it.
Co-host 2
Do that gator thing that they all do.
Co-host 1
Oh, hell no.
Jen
I will.
Main Caller / Charger Fan
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Episode Date: June 5, 2026
Theme: Sports fandom curses and superstitions—Bert believes he is cursed as a fan, dooming his favorite teams, and considers drastic measures to break it.
This episode centers around Bert's deep belief that he is cursed as a sports fan—every team he passionately supports never wins a championship. As his beloved Chargers enter the playoffs, Bert debates switching allegiances and actively rooting (at least "on paper") for their opponents, hoping this reverse-psychology will finally bring his team success. The discussion branches into the logic and loyalty of fandom, the pain of long-term sports disappointment, and caller stories about sports curses.