Vault: Can You Guess The Real And Fake Accents?

Summary

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The Bert Show – "Vault: Can You Guess The Real And Fake Accents?"

Date: November 10, 2025
Host: The Bert Show cast (Bert, Melissa, Jeff, with callers)
Theme: The Bert Show cast and listeners test their ability to detect real vs. fake accents, prompted by a discussion of "foreign accent syndrome."

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Episode Overview

In this entertaining and lighthearted episode, The Bert Show crew jumps into a playful challenge: can they and their listeners distinguish between genuine and fake accents? The premise is sparked by a real-life neurological phenomenon—foreign accent syndrome—adding a touch of curiosity to their usual morning banter. The cast invites listeners to call in, try their best accents, and see if the team can guess their authenticity. Throughout the show, the laughter is infectious, skepticism is high, and the friendly rivalry takes center stage.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Foreign Accent Syndrome: Truth or Hype?

• Story Introduction (01:02–02:39):
  Bert introduces the unusual case of a 60-year-old British woman who, after a stroke, emerged with a mixed accent (Jamaican, Canadian, Slovakian).
  • Bert: “Her accent didn’t sound anything like it did before she had the stroke.” (01:48)
  • Melissa: “It’s some sort of portion of her brain… involving speech patterns, and that’s what gave her the new accent.” (01:52)
  • Bert: “Doctors have a name for it. It’s called foreign accent syndrome.” (01:59)
• Skepticism and Flashback to Judy Roberts (02:35–04:39):
  The team recalls an interview with Judy Roberts, an American who reportedly developed an English accent after a stroke.
  • Jeff (skeptically): “Because there’s 40 people in the whole world who are desperate for attention and have…” (02:35)
  • Clip of Judy explains the struggles and disbelief she faces.

2. Challenging the Reality of Foreign Accent Syndrome

• Judy Conversation Highlights (03:12–04:53):
  • Bert (to Judy): “This is not the voice we’re hearing now… not always been the accent you had.”
  • Judy: “No, I had a lot of a northeast accent… you’re never the same again. It changes you a bit.” (03:38)
  • Jeff: “Could you answer my first question in an American accent?” (04:06)
  • Judy: “This is what I’ve got. I’m stuck here.” (04:10)
  • Judy: “It’s hard enough… to have to learn to walk and talk again, an idiot would have to be an idiot to put themselves up for this.” (04:43)
  • Jeff (joking): “A bloody idiot.”
• Cast Reaction:
  • Melissa: “You can just tell the words that you try to make come out with an accent… let me be the first to call BS on this.” (05:02)
  • Jeff: “Let’s take the lift to my flat. Pardon me. I seem to have had a strange stroke.” (05:24)

3. Can We Tell If You’re Faking?

• Game Setup (06:02–06:46):
  The team challenges callers to test their accent-spotting skills. Bert claims a “gift” for detecting origins.
  • Bert: “If I hear your accent, I can tell you exactly where you’re from—the others don’t have it, so I don’t even want to compete.” (06:55)

4. Caller Challenge: Real vs. Fake?

First Round of Calls

• Richard, the ‘Asian Accent’ (07:14–08:08):
  • Bert instantly guesses it's fake.
  • Richard (Caller): “Actually, I’m half Korean, half white. It was supposed to be an Asian accent.”
  • Jeff: “Your Korean side sucks. You’re not good at being Korean.” (07:55)
• Natalie, the ‘English Accent’ (08:25–09:44):
  • Natalie fakes a British accent admirably.
  • Bert and Melissa debate real vs. fake; she reveals it’s fake and her boyfriend asks for the accent routinely.
  • Melissa (laughing): “It’s good, funny.” (09:44)
• Andre, the ‘Canadian’ (09:50–10:39):
  • The team is split; Andre says he's Mexican, confirming the accent is fake.
  • Melissa (cracking up): “Are you choking on something?” (09:55)
• Paul, the ‘Jamaican’ (10:54–12:12):
  • The accent blends British and Jamaican. Bert guesses fake, but Paul insists he’s Jamaican and even teaches them “Wagwan.”
  • Jeff (joking): “Maybe he had a stroke while we’re on the phone!” (11:34)
  • Paul (Caller): “No, I’m from Jamaican.” (11:49)

Second Round of Calls

• Natalie, the ‘Authentic’ Jamaican (12:43–13:46):

  • Speaks with a subtle accent, reveals she’s Jamaican and has lived in the US for 11 years. Bert and the team are finally stumped.
  • Natalie: “People really can’t tell unless they talk to me for a while.” (13:46)

• Jeff’s Turn (Mocking):

  • Jeff tries his own fake accent, prompting the others to groan.
  • Melissa: “I think it’s really annoying.” (14:23)

• TJ from Boston/Worcester (14:28–15:33):

  • TJ brings a thick New England vibe, outlining the subtlety between Worcester and Boston accents.
  • TJ: “Only people from Boston say piss up. People in Worcester say wicked.” (15:17)
  • Bert: “I love a Boston accent though. I do. I really do.” (15:33)

5. Conclusion: Who Holds the Accent-Detecting Crown?

• Bert (humorously): “So we have proven absolutely nothing here… Maybe we now know that Jen Hobby has the real gift, and I have none at all.” (15:40)
• The crew reflects on their wildly inconsistent guesses and the random nature of accent acquisition.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Judy (on foreign accent syndrome):
  “This is what I’ve got. I’m stuck here.” (04:10)

• Melissa (on skepticism):
  “Let me be the first to call BS on this.” (05:02)

• Jeff (teasing):
  “Your Korean side sucks. You’re not good at being Korean.” (07:55)

• Paul (Caller):
  “No, I'm from Jamaican.” (11:49)

• Natalie (on blending in):
  “People really can’t tell unless they talk to me for a while.” (13:55)

• TJ (from Worcester):
  “Only people from Boston say piss up. People in Worcester say wicked.” (15:17)

• Bert (wrapping up):
  “We have proven absolutely nothing here…” (15:40)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:02–01:59]: Foreign accent syndrome story introduction
• [02:35–04:53]: Flashback and skepticism about foreign accent syndrome
• [06:14–06:55]: Bert claims his "gift" for detecting accents
• [07:14–08:08]: First fake accent caller (“Richard”)
• [08:25–09:44]: Fake British accent (“Natalie”)
• [09:50–10:39]: Fake Canadian/Mexican accent (“Andre”)
• [10:54–12:12]: Jamaican accent guessing game (“Paul”)
• [12:43–13:46]: Real Jamaican caller ("Natalie") surprises the hosts
• [14:28–15:33]: TJ with real Boston/Worcester accent

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Episode Tone and Style

The episode is playful and irreverent, full of inside jokes, friendly ribbing, and tongue-in-cheek skepticism. The cast is quick to poke fun at each other and the callers, all while mixing education (a real phenomenon) with lighthearted competition and audience engagement.

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Final Thoughts

If you enjoy radio banter, games, and accents, this episode will keep you entertained. The mix of skepticism, failed guesses, and authentic moments captures The Bert Show’s signature spirit—fun, real, and a little bit chaotic.

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Transcript

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[Burt]

The Bird Show. All right, let me ask this question to you guys even before we tell you the story. If you have any kind of accent at all, any kind, call us right now. In addition, if you can fake an accent really, really well, really, really, really well, give us a call right now. We meant to do this a couple of days ago, but we have heard this common story before. In this case, it is a woman from England who is 60 years old and she had a stroke. And when she woke up, her English accent all of a sudden was transformed into this mixture of what they're calling Jamaican, Canadian and Slovakian. Oh, her accent didn't sound anything like it did before she had the stroke.

[Melissa]

And they're claiming that it's some sort of portion of her brain that was different, you know, involving her speech patterns and that's what gave her the new accent.

[Burt]

That's exactly right. In fact, doctors have a name for it. It's called foreign accent syndrome. And there aren't a lot of different cases in the world where this happens, but it has happened over the last couple of years, a couple of times. In fact, the first time that we heard about it was a few years ago when we had this woman, Judy Roberts on, who was American and woke up with the English accent.

[Melissa]

Wasn't she a Floridian? I thought she was from Florida. That's right. She'd had the stroke and then she came on to talk to us because she was spreading the news about this foreign accent syndrome because she just wanted to help others that were afflicted with the same thing.

[Jeff]

Because there's 40 people in the whole world who are desperate for attention and have.

[Burt]

We weren't buying it. We weren't buying it all. Still not really buying it. But this is about two minutes of the conversation with Judy from a couple of years ago. And. And I think it was Jeff that was. I mean, extremely critical of her.

[Jeff]

She was originally from New York City and then went. Moved down to Florida. Go figure. And so according to Tracy, she had the Yankee New Yorker accent that completely disappeared when she suffered her stroke.

[Burt]

Judy Roberts is one of fewer than 20 reported cases of something called foreign accent syndrome.

[Jeff]

Hello.

[Burt]

She is from Florida, but I think she lived in New York for a while, had a stroke, and. And when she woke up, she had this really strong English accent. This is no lie. Judy Roberts, how are you today?

[Natalie]

I'm just fine, thank you.

[Burt]

Okay, now that is. This is not the. The voice we're hearing now has not always been the accent that you've had.

[Natalie]

No, it hasn't.

[Burt]

So you had a bit of a. A bit of a northeast accent probably before this happened.

[Natalie]

No, I had a lot of a northeast accent. You know, once you go through something like this, you're never the same again. It changes you a bit. Somebody said, does it change your personality? Well, of course it does. How can it not when you have to learn to walk and talk again?

[Jeff]

Two part question. The first part is, do you have a problem with people believing you, that you're faking this, that this isn't real? And the second part of my question is, could you answer my first question in an American accent?

[Natalie]

In American. Yeah. Well, I couldn't change it. This is what I've got. I'm stuck here.

[Jeff]

Well, I can do a British accent if you ask me to.

[Natalie]

So can you, but I can't do an American.

[Jeff]

I can understand if you're using the English accent. Like, if you gotta go pee, like, where do you go?

[Natalie]

The loo?

[Jeff]

Where does that come from?

[Burt]

Like, have you. Were you.

[Jeff]

They don't call it the loo in Indiana.

[Burt]

Had you ever been in England before this happened?

[Natalie]

No, I haven't. It's just. It's been back in my language center of things that I've heard, I guess, in the past that are coming out and mixing all into one.

[Burt]

Jeff asked you, do a lot of people not believe what you say?

[Natalie]

It's hard enough For a stroke patient to have to learn to walk and talk again, an idiot would have to be an idiot to put themselves up for this.

[Jeff]

A bloody idiot.

[Natalie]

A bloody idiot is right. Exactly.

[Burt]

We were critical back then. Even Massey. Listening to it now is like shaking our head like B.

[Melissa]

One of my best friends, Nikki, is from England and sounds nothing. I mean, you can just tell the words that, that you try to make come out with an accent. And she does not have those at all. I mean, let me be the first one to call BS on this. Well, I mean, the thing is that I couldn't understand is how her vernacular changed. Like Jeff was pointing out, you go from the bathroom to the loo. That's not an accent thing.

[Jeff]

Let's take the lift to my flat. Pardon me. I seem to have had a slight strange stroke.

[Melissa]

Every time you do anything I want to finish that crumpet, you bust a vein. Every time you do a British accident.

[Jeff]

British people are very.

[Melissa]

You always shout.

[Burt]

British people are afraid of spitting. And I'm going to have to duck at record speed to get away from it.

[Jeff]

You need an umbrella when I. When I go British, let's just say.

[Melissa]

You don't have a stroke.

[Burt]

Our theory here is that if you have an accent or if you're faking it, we should be able to tell pretty easily.

[Jeff]

We can pick it up right quick.

[Melissa]

Well, I can tell by your volume.

[Jeff]

Have you never been to Bread?

[Melissa]

You're here. I'm going to need you here. I'm going to go with fake.

[Burt]

Yeah. I say you're not from England yet.

[Jeff]

You know, they call us the England of the west.

[Melissa]

Or everybody else in England can't hear.

[Burt]

So what we want you guys to do is if you have a legitimate accent or you can fake one pretty well, give us a call right now. We'll have it like a 10 second conversation with you and we will try to guess if you have the real or the fake action. Since I have the gift, I was.

[Jeff]

Gonna say I don't think it's a Wii. I think this is your game.

[Burt]

Well, I mean I'm probably more credible than you guys are. So it's, it's not even a fair.

[Jeff]

Yeah, I certainly.

[Burt]

Competition because I've told you guys before, I have this gift that if you.

[Melissa]

Didn'T have a stroke to get it, he had this gift. You know, I was born with it.

[Burt]

Yeah. I can't teach it. Um, it's just, it's an inherent gift and if I hear your accent, I can tell you exactly where you're from the others don't have it, so I don't even want to compete.

[Jeff]

Yeah, I don't even think we'll. We'll participate. You'll just tell them where they're from and whether or not it's real or fake. Is that it, or do you already know where they're from?

[Burt]

I already know that where they're from. Even by the way they dialed. Okay, Richard, go ahead. How are you today?

[Caller]

Hello?

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[Caller]

Very good. I can't believe I'm already on board. Show.

[Burt]

We're very glad you are, but your accent is fake. Fake? Fake.

[Caller]

How are you gonna say accent is fake? I can't even breathe this.

[Burt]

Jeff, do you believe the accent is fake or real?

[Jeff]

Yes. And you are from Puerto Rico.

[Burt]

You're saying fake?

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Burt]

Javi Fake. Melissa Fake Massey.

[Melissa]

I'm not good at this game. I'll go with fake.

[Burt]

That is a fake accent, right, Richard?

[Caller]

Yeah. You busting me?

[Melissa]

Yeah.

[Burt]

That wasn't hard.

[Caller]

Actually. I'm half Korean, half white. It was supposed to be an Asian accent.

[Jeff]

Well, your Korean side sucks. You're not good at being Korean.

[Burt]

It's like you can tell the fake accent.

[Melissa]

He goes, I can't believe you.

[Jeff]

You don't believe me?

[Melissa]

See, that's what got me was the R. I was like, hey, that's sounding kind of real.

[Jeff]

You gotta say like, okay, then 20 minute. And hang up the phone real quick, and then be on my doorstep. Then I'll believe you immediately. Like in 15 seconds.

[Melissa]

That's WR.

[Jeff]

Okay, 20 minutes. Bing Bong. What the hell?

[Burt]

404. 741. 1,005. Hey, Natalie.

[Natalie]

Good morning, Burt Show.

[Burt]

How are you today?

[Natalie]

I'm wonderful.

[Caller]

How are you?

[Burt]

I'm doing great. Natalie, where are you from?

[Natalie]

Where do you think I'm from?

[Burt]

Well, you're obviously from England. This is a real accent.

[Natalie]

Okay?

[Burt]

Is that right?

[Natalie]

That's what you think?

[Burt]

Jeff, is this a real accent or a fake accent?

[Jeff]

I actually can't participate because I know the answers.

[Burt]

Oh, you do? Yeah.

[Melissa]

What is your hometown?

[Natalie]

I'm sorry?

[Melissa]

What is the name of your hometown?

[Natalie]

Oh, right now I'm living in Dallas, Georgia.

[Melissa]

You're in Dallas, Georgia? But what's your.

[Jeff]

You can't ask that question.

[Melissa]

Why? I wanted to hear her talk a little bit more. All she says, hi and how are you?

[Jeff]

I'm gonna ask her a question that doesn't indicate where she's from.

[Burt]

Natalie, what's on your agenda today?

[Natalie]

I'm going to watch some children, and I think we're gonna go to Whitewater and go swimming.

[Jeff]

Are you going to make a poo in the loo?

[Natalie]

No.

[Burt]

Melissa, is this fake or is this real?

[Melissa]

I think this is real, Jen. I'm going with fake.

[Burt]

You're going with fake?

[Melissa]

I'm going with real.

[Burt]

I'm going with real.

[Natalie]

Natalie, I'm from Dallas, Georgia.

[Burt]

Well, obviously you haven't had the stroke yet.

[Natalie]

No, but I've been practicing this thing forever.

[Caller]

My boyfriend makes me do it all the time.

[Natalie]

He's like, do the breach thing hot.

[Melissa]

It's good, funny.

[Burt]

All right, we're one for two. Andre, good morning. You're on the vert show.

[Caller]

Yes, good morning.

[Burt]

Fake.

[Melissa]

Are you choking on something? What's going on there?

[Burt]

Andre, what is on your agenda today?

[Caller]

Oh, well, I am headed into work. I'm caught in 85 traffic, and, well, you know, it is quite sucky because it's very bad traffic.

[Melissa]

This is from that same place Tom Hanks got stuck in the airport from.

[Jeff]

If I were you, I would. I would. I've got the number of a good ear, nose, and throat guy. You want to have the sinuses cleared up?

[Caller]

I do need something. Yes, because it is. Allergies here in plant are quite obvious.

[Jeff]

I'm going with real and Canadian hobby.

[Burt]

Real or fake?

[Melissa]

Fake.

[Burt]

Fake. Fake.

[Jeff]

Sorry, dude.

[Burt]

Fake. Right.

[Caller]

Well, what can I say? I'm Mexican.

[Burt]

Okay. And good morning, Burcho. All the hits. Q100. Hey, good morning. How are you today?

[Caller]

I'm doing fine today. What's going on?

[Burt]

What's your name?

[Caller]

Paul.

[Burt]

Paul.

[Melissa]

Paul, what do you do for a living?

[Caller]

I work with Maytag.

[Burt]

Maytag, Tell us a little bit about. Tell us a little bit about your job.

[Caller]

Yeah, I fix appliances. Washing machine, dishwasher, dryer. You see the commercial? Maytag guy has no work to do. Yeah, yeah, that's the argument.

[Melissa]

But you actually do have to repair things.

[Caller]

Yeah, I repair plans. Oh, yeah?

[Jeff]

Cause in the commercial.

[Melissa]

So that commercial is a bunch of crap.

[Caller]

Well, yeah, but no, with all this stuff they're making these days, I'm going with real.

[Burt]

Javi goes with real. Melissa, Real.

[Melissa]

It started out almost British, but then it turned Jamaican, and I'm a little confused, so I'm gonna go with fake.

[Jeff]

Maybe he had a stroke while we're on the phone. Hey, lift both of your arms above your head.

[Melissa]

Do you smell smoke?

[Burt]

Are you feeling numb?

[Melissa]

Can you smile?

[Burt]

Is your right arm numb?

[Jeff]

Are you joking?

[Caller]

No problem.

[Burt]

Paul, that is a fake accent.

[Caller]

No, I'm from Jamaican.

[Burt]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

Bert, you got a gift.

[Melissa]

I Think that the gift has been passed to me.

[Burt]

Sometimes that can happen through the microphone. Frequency Framis.

[Caller]

I'm from there. I could say, what unassuming Jamaica name.

[Burt]

Pardon? Huh? I don't know. Beside a line from Cool Runnings. I don't know.

[Caller]

Cool Runnings. Okay, let me teach you something here. Okay. What if you say in American, it's like, what's going on? Or what's happening?

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Caller]

In Jamaica. Wagon. Yeah. Wagon. Yeah.

[Burt]

Teach us a bad.

[Caller]

What's going on? No, no, no. That's not a bad one. No, I don't do bad rating.

[Burt]

I'm with Massey. Like, I thought I heard one accent, and then I. I thought I heard it changed about halfway through. All right. Good morning. You're on the Bird show. All the hits. Q100. Hi.

[Natalie]

Good morning.

[Jeff]

Good morning.

[Burt]

How are you?

[Natalie]

I'm fine, thank you.

[Jeff]

So let's hear your accent.

[Natalie]

You can't hear it. You can't hear it.

[Jeff]

Yes.

[Burt]

You are from also Paulding County.

[Natalie]

No.

[Melissa]

So you're gonna have to talk more, though.

[Burt]

Yeah.

[Melissa]

What do you do for a living?

[Natalie]

I work at a law firm as a recruiting assistant.

[Melissa]

Okay.

[Jeff]

And do you get how this works?

[Caller]

Pardon?

[Jeff]

You understand how this works?

[Natalie]

Yes.

[Burt]

Okay.

[Natalie]

This is how I talk.

[Burt]

This is your accent.

[Natalie]

That's my accent.

[Melissa]

But she's actually foreign, I bet.

[Jeff]

Oh, she's doing good.

[Melissa]

Ooh, wacky. I mean, you're the one with the talent, pal.

[Jeff]

Is it real or is it fake?

[Natalie]

It's real.

[Burt]

Hold on. Let me try to guess. I would say it's real. What accent is this?

[Natalie]

I'm Jamaican.

[Jeff]

Really?

[Melissa]

Yes.

[Jeff]

Well, let's.

[Burt]

Let's hear the Jamaican accent.

[Natalie]

Wah. What's up with you, Wagwan? You know, I've been here for 11 years, so people really can't tell unless they talk to me for a while.

[Jeff]

Cool. Thanks for the call.

[Burt]

Yeah. This has gone horribly wrong. Thank you. Started off so promising.

[Jeff]

Hey, Bert.

[Melissa]

She had a struck and didn't know it.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

Hey. Hey, Bert. Bert, I got one for you. Guess this one. Tell me if this one's real or fake. Hey, Bert, what's going on?

[Burt]

Well, I need to hear a little bit more. Like, what's on your agenda today?

[Jeff]

I work at Maytag.

[Melissa]

Don't hurt yourself. Jeff. Yeah, Shane.

[Burt]

Would you say that is real or that is fake?

[Melissa]

I think it's really annoying.

[Burt]

Tj, Last call. How you doing today?

[Caller]

Good. How are you guys doing?

[Burt]

Just great. What is on your agenda today?

[Caller]

Well, today. Well, I'd actually just got back to my apartment here. And I'm just kind of chilling. I'm only, well, chilling. I'm trying to sit in this ac. This friggin heat killing me.

[Jeff]

So you're from Brooklyn in 1960?

[Caller]

Actually, no, I'm from Winston, Massachusetts. It's about 45 minutes outside of Boston.

[Melissa]

Boston?

[Caller]

Have you guys ever been there?

[Burt]

This is your real accent? Yes, this is the real accent.

[Melissa]

What do you think about the bird show?

[Caller]

Well, I think you guys are pretty cool. You're funny as hell, I gotta tell you that.

[Burt]

Are we awakened?

[Caller]

I usually listen to AAF up there in Boston, but you know, that's just the way it works. I had to change it up. You guys are funny in the morning.

[Jeff]

You guys are wicked funny. Like you against pisser.

[Melissa]

It's a pisser.

[Caller]

Hey, no, it's not a pissa. Only people from Boston say piss up. People in whisper say wicked.

[Burt]

It's okay, you can't say wicked pissa.

[Caller]

Well, I can say wicked pissa, but then I sound like I'm from Boston and that's not cool. So people from like Southie and stuff sound terrible.

[Burt]

I love a Boston accent though. I do. I really do.

[Jeff]

Oh yeah, me too.

[Burt]

So we have proven absolutely nothing here. Although that I think maybe we now know that Jen Hobby has the real gifts and I have none at all. But she claims English. Thick, thick English accent. Now she has foreign accent syndrome. Speaks Jamaican, Canadian and Slovakian. Random, Totally random. Now if a Slovakian called up, I wouldn't even be able to identify the. No the accent at all. The Birch Show.

[Melissa]

So good, so good, so good.

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