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Mrs. Claus
Guys, thanks for helping me carry my Christmas tree.
Drew Ski
Zoe, this thing weighs a ton.
Host (possibly the main male host)
Drew Ski, lift with your legs, man.
Santa / Paige Desorbo
Santa.
Host (possibly the main male host)
Santa, did you get my letter?
Drew Ski
He's talking to you britches.
Host (possibly the main male host)
I'm not.
Mrs. Claus
Of course he did.
Host (possibly the main male host)
Right, Santa, you know my elf Drew Ski here. He handles the nice list and elf.
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Aaron
Nice.
Drew Ski
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Host (possibly the main male host)
The bird show I'm trying to track down Aaron right now. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to try to buy myself two minutes here. For those of you that haven't really got caugh with what Erin is all about. She started dating a a list celebrity a couple of weeks ago. She's a good friend of mine and my wife's and we haven't told you guys who it is because we don't want to ruin it just in case it starts to go anywhere.
Female Co-host
Right.
Host (possibly the main male host)
So here if you missed, I mean we had what, hour long conversations with her about everything that's been going on. It's been pretty cool to listen to. Yeah.
Melissa
It was like moment by moment details of their first kiss and their nights out and where they were meeting and how they were hanging out and all that stuff.
Host (possibly the main male host)
So this Is kind of a two minute recap of everything we've talked to Aaron about over the couple of weeks. And then hopefully by the time it's over, we'll have her back on.
Aaron (narrating her story)
There was a gentleman in the front seat that I recognized. Then I said, hey, what are you doing in my neighborhood? He kind of laughed and he said, oh, I'm actually here filming a movie. So I'm walking down to my car and I hear someone behind me say, aaron. So I turn around and he said, hey, you know, my name is Such and such and I am so and so's assistant. Can I get your number? We'd like to take you out for.
Aaron
A drink later on.
Aaron (narrating her story)
So I get into my car and my cell phone rings. I pick it up. He said, I wanted to give you a call because we've got a break in filming and I was gonna see if you wanted to stop by the hotel. Room service comes with his food. So he's sitting there and he's like, hey, do you mind if I eat? I said, no, that's no big deal.
Host (possibly the main male host)
He's being a complete gentleman, right?
Aaron (narrating her story)
Complete gentleman. So anyway, I'm getting ready to go. I get on my shoes and everything. He kind of, as I'm getting up, he grabs onto my waist and he's like, you are so cute. He's like, you're driving me crazy. Just stand in there. You're driving me craz. So I'm leaving and he tells me we're gonna get done filming around 11 or 12. Can I call your cell phone and meet up with you later? You know, I said, yep, me and some girlfriends will be out. We'll meet you wherever. So we're walking down the street and my cell phone rings and I say hello. Like I'm not expecting his call. And he's like, hey, it's me. Do you want to meet us at Such and Such? He comes in, a couple other guys come in. We're just, we're hanging out. I'm leaning over and I'm talking to him and you know, we're trying to get a conversation going and.
Jeff
Up.
Aaron (narrating her story)
And she's got a cigarette. So she's leaning over me, she's got her cigarette in my face and she's talking to him. He could tell the cigarette was just like an inch from my face. So this girl is talking about nonsense and he grabs her cigarette and puts it out. And he said, hey, did you meet my friend Aaron?
Host (possibly the main male host)
That's a cool move on his part.
Aaron (narrating her story)
We go to the Ritz, we're hanging out for a couple hours getting drinks, and I'm having a good time with my girlfriend. And he comes around the side where I'm at. He leans over to me, puts his hand around my waist and said, hey, let's go for a walk. People follow us out there. So we keep walking, and we get to, like, a little dark corner where he can't really see us. And he's like, I've been thinking about you all day. Like, you just drive me crazy. And he said, is it okay if I kiss you? So we kissed for a little while. And so Sunday, he calls me and he's like, well, I'm packing up my stuff because we're going to move to a different venue about 40 minutes away. And I said, okay, well, you know, I'm only about 40 minutes away. If you want a quiet night, you know, I'll be around. He's like, okay, sweetie, I'll give you a call.
Aaron
And then that was it.
Host (possibly the main male host)
So that's where we led off with Aaron a couple of weeks ago. I just don't know how much we can say, and I don't want to mess this up for her.
Female Co-host
I mean. No, Yeah. I think we need confirmation from Aaron first that it's over before we can give it up.
Host (possibly the main male host)
All right, let's try her. I've been. She's got five phone numbers, and this is the. This is her cell.
Jeff
Are you serious?
Host (possibly the main male host)
She's in sales. You know, beeper, pager, and phone numbers.
Jeff
What did she sell?
Host (possibly the main male host)
Phone numbers?
Female Co-host
She's real important.
Jeff
Oh, we can't be talking right now.
Host (possibly the main male host)
I don't think it went.
Jeff
Damn it.
Host (possibly the main male host)
You know what? The bad.
Jeff
The harp threw us off.
Aaron
The wrong harp.
Host (possibly the main male host)
Yeah, it didn't work. All right, complete silence.
Jeff
Hush now.
Host (possibly the main male host)
Silencio.
Jeff
Quiet.
Host (possibly the main male host)
Hey, Aaron. Oh, hey. I'm calling you on the other line.
Female Co-host
I was definitely not gonna go through now.
Host (possibly the main male host)
Are you on. Let me call you back on. On the radio, because I'm on my cell right now.
Jeff
You hang up first.
Host (possibly the main male host)
Okay, bye. Bye.
Female Co-host
Okay, love you.
Host (possibly the main male host)
Okay.
Female Co-host
Okay, bye.
Host (possibly the main male host)
Cool. She's there, but I. I had her on the cell phone, and I was calling her on the radio, and I forgot that I had called her on my cell.
Female Co-host
I'm a. I wonder what the little noise was. And it was her going, hello?
Host (possibly the main male host)
Yeah. Okay. She's just getting out of the shower. Oh, yeah. Something to go on. Thank you, Jeff.
Female Co-host
Man, I hate when I have to be quiet.
Melissa
It is really hard to be quiet.
Host (possibly the main male host)
When you're not so.
Jeff
Remember your teacher used to Say, I don't want to hear a peep out of you.
Host (possibly the main male host)
Somebody in the room would go, hello. Hey.
Aaron
Hey. What's going on?
Host (possibly the main male host)
How are you?
Aaron
I'm good.
Host (possibly the main male host)
We're on the radio right now.
Aaron
I figured.
Host (possibly the main male host)
And I was gonna call you yesterday and see if it was cool if I called today, but two reasons why I didn't. A, I thought you might say no and.
Aaron
Thank you.
Host (possibly the main male host)
Sure. And the second reason is I just forgot. But, I mean, it is dozens of emails every day from people that need closure on you and the A list celebrity. And I keep telling them I haven't talked to you in about a week and a half or two weeks. So at this point, I'm completely in the dark to everything that's been going on.
Aaron
Yeah, I mean, there hasn't been a phone call. Nothing's happening. He's still. He's in Chesapeake Bay area filming, and he's supposed to be back in D.C. i believe later on. Later on this week.
Jeff
Are you okay?
Melissa
Later this week. That's good.
Host (possibly the main male host)
Well, but it's so close to where she lives that it makes me think that if he. Cause you extended an invitation, right. And you said, if you're in Chesapeake and you've got nothing to do, then give me a call and I'll go there. We'll meet halfway or something.
Aaron
Right, Right.
Host (possibly the main male host)
And he hasn't called since?
Aaron
No, I think I'm. Boo. I'm not, like, tore up about it or anything.
Host (possibly the main male host)
Are you okay?
Female Co-host
At least you got to kiss him, you know?
Aaron
Yeah, exactly. No, I'm okay.
Jeff
Only you and 970 other girls this year can say that.
Aaron
That's what I'm thinking. I just happened to make the list in this city, so I'm excited.
Host (possibly the main male host)
Now, in retrospect, do you wish that you would have thrown yourself on him when you went up to the hotel room and just, like, you know, got at least had bragging rights?
Aaron (narrating her story)
Right.
Aaron
I mean, yeah, I guess there's a part of me that was like, maybe I should have, but. Nah, I don't know. I don't. I don't think so. And I think I've made the right decision. I don't think I want to be on that list.
Host (possibly the main male host)
See, he has total hand in this relationship right now. Complete and total hand.
Jeff
He'll always have hand.
Host (possibly the main male host)
Because now here's where he's got you. Because now you're starting to rethink, like, maybe I just should have, you know, gotten intimate with this guy just so I could say, hey, I got bragging rights here. And he will call, or you will call him, and there will be a date in D.C. and you will end up in his hotel room again. And you'll start thinking, well, chances are pretty good he's not gonna call, so I might as well get it done now, right? I think it's a done deal.
Melissa
Next time he calls, I think you just gotta go with your gut. I mean, I think the way you handled it so far has been perfect. I mean, you guys had a wonderful kiss, which I think opens up the opportunity for him to continue to call. But if she slept with him the first time, I don't think he'd be. I don't think there'd even be the potential of him calling.
Host (possibly the main male host)
But Melissa's point is, chances are pretty good this thing's not gonna go anywhere.
Female Co-host
Yeah.
Melissa
Stop saying that.
Host (possibly the main male host)
That's what she says.
Female Co-host
Well, see, because. And Aaron, you know, honey, I hope it works out, but I just think that the guys in the room are always critical of women looking ahead in a relationship, Making a relationship out of nothing different looking ahead like it's serious. And then now they're gonna fuss because you. If you move too fast. I mean, like. I mean, like, I. Yeah, no, I'm. If a celebrity took me out. Yeah, I. Yeah, I'm. I'm seizing the moment because I do. Because I don't want to regret in the future looking. I had the chance to do that. Don't do it. So. Yeah, I. I'm sorry. I would.
Jeff
Are you okay with announcing on the radio who it is yet? Are you going to keep this mystery going until you do them?
Host (possibly the main male host)
I say wait till DC Happens. If he does.
Female Co-host
If he's coming back.
Host (possibly the main male host)
If he's coming back. Yeah. Then let's wait till DC Happens and see if this goes anywhere.
Aaron
Yeah.
Female Co-host
Because I want to give you the opportunity to have the bragging rights. You understand what I'm saying?
Aaron (narrating her story)
Right?
Female Co-host
Okay.
Jeff
And by. By D.C. by D.C. bird is referring to. He does check.
Aaron
That's D.C. does chick.
Aaron (narrating her story)
Yeah, I should be.
Aaron
I mean, just to stick up for myself. I mean, as far as, like, Melissa looking into the future or something, it wasn't like I was standing there kissing him, thinking, you know, what our kids were gonna look like or anything like that. I definitely was enjoying the moment. And if he doesn't call, it's okay. I had a good time. And honestly, I mean, he's met, I'm sure, tons of women out here.
Host (possibly the main male host)
Again, I want to say this, that if this guy wasn't this guy, and he ended up At a bar. The same bar you were at. This is not a guy that you'd be like, I need to be with him.
Female Co-host
Yeah.
Aaron
No, no. I mean, he's. I think he's attractive. I think he's got like a different look that I would be. I don't know, just intrigued about, but not, I don't know, he wouldn't walk.
Melissa
By and you wouldn't say hottie.
Aaron
No, no.
Host (possibly the main male host)
Maybe he's not in the class of a Brad Pitt, but he's also not in the class of a Jack Black.
Melissa
No, no, he's definitely not a Jack Black.
Aaron
Definitely not a Jack Black. No, I think he's attractive. I think he's very good looking, but yeah, if he wasn't an A lister, I don't think I'd be sweating it.
Host (possibly the main male host)
Have you?
Jeff
You wouldn't be what?
Melissa
Sweating it.
Host (possibly the main male host)
Sweating it.
Female Co-host
I thought you said sweating it.
Aaron
Hey, now.
Host (possibly the main male host)
You haven't placed any phone call at all to him over the last week and a half?
Aaron
None, I promise. I cross my heart. I have not called.
Female Co-host
How many times have you scrolled down the list on your cell phone and.
Aaron
Thought on my cell phone and saw the name? Oh, a couple times. Call me.
Host (possibly the main male host)
I think if this doesn't go anywhere, you're obligated to give us that cell phone number. We've put a lot. We've invested a lot of time in you, sister.
Aaron (narrating her story)
I know you have.
Aaron
I know you have.
Aaron (narrating her story)
I don't care.
Aaron
I mean, if he never calls me, of course I'll let you unleash on him.
Jeff
But when? When do you decide when?
Host (possibly the main male host)
Never is.
Jeff
Because maybe he comes back to D.C. and then he goes back to LA, like. Well, you know what, maybe I'll just hold onto his number in case I go to LA next weekend, right?
Melissa
I think so. He's coming. He's coming back to D.C. this week, he said.
Aaron
I believe so. I think they're supposed to be back this like Thursday or Friday and then stay through for another week, but.
Melissa
Nice. We gotta follow up him.
Host (possibly the main male host)
Oh, for sure. See, I think this is the absolute right play because these guys can have virtually any woman when they walk in a bar. And if you make them troll a little bit, I think that, you know, you make it a fight, then I think you got them.
Melissa
You play hard to get.
Host (possibly the main male host)
You play hard to get, Right. So I think you're handling it well.
Aaron
Good deal. Well, I don't know. I guess if he doesn't call within the next week, I'll call him, give you guys his phone number.
Santa / Paige Desorbo
I Think.
Jeff
I think we give it up for Aaron.
Host (possibly the main male host)
Who?
Jeff
Because we're like, hey, you know what? You're playing this, right? She didn't ask for advice. She was trying to avoid Burt's phone calls. She's like, oh, dude, you'll never reach. You'll never reach me. I've got 11 phone numbers. I'm in sales. I've got. You'll never. You know, don't even try to call. You can't. Can't find me.
Host (possibly the main male host)
Yeah, I was. I called around 7:30 to see if we can get you on and I was convinced you were looking at your phone going, I'm not going on. I'm not talking. Let's give you a call in a week, see what happens. See if he calls once he gets to D.C. okay, that sounds good.
Melissa
I hope he does.
Aaron
Me too.
Host (possibly the main male host)
Me too.
Aaron
Me too.
Host (possibly the main male host)
All right, Eric, talk to you later.
Aaron
All right.
Host (possibly the main male host)
Bye bye.
Melissa
Bye bye.
Host (possibly the main male host)
The bird show.
Santa / Paige Desorbo
Guys.
Mrs. Claus
Thanks for helping me carry my Christmas tree, Zoe.
Drew Ski
This thing weighs a ton.
Host (possibly the main male host)
Drew Ski, live with your legs, man.
Santa / Paige Desorbo
Santa.
Host (possibly the main male host)
Santa, did you get my letter?
Drew Ski
He's talking to you, Brittus.
Host (possibly the main male host)
I'm not.
Mrs. Claus
Of course he did.
Host (possibly the main male host)
Right, Santa, you know my elf Drew Ski here. He handles the nice list. An elf.
Drew Ski
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Mrs. Claus
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Host (possibly the main male host)
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Mrs. Claus
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Drew Ski
Nice. My side of the tree is slipping.
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Release Date: December 17, 2025
This episode centers around the ongoing saga of Bert's friend Aaron, who recently began dating a mystery A-list celebrity. The Bert Show team recaps Aaron's whirlwind encounters, teases out juicy details, and collectively speculates about the identity and fate of the romance. The episode is lighthearted and playful, mixing authentic reactions with a behind-the-scenes look at how everyday people handle brushes with fame and near-Hollywood romance.
True to The Bert Show style, the episode is fast-paced, teasing, and brimming with friendly banter. The hosts' mix of curiosity, humor, and genuine interest creates a lively atmosphere. Aaron maintains a level-headed, positive attitude throughout—even amid speculation and jokes at her expense.
This episode pulls back the curtain on what it’s like when an everyday person gets a shot at dating a celebrity—and how exhilarating, yet anxiety-inducing, the experience can be. The show celebrates Aaron’s choice to stay grounded and not get swept up in the allure of fame, while everyone waits breathlessly to see if "DC happens" and the mystery A-lister comes calling again.
“If he doesn’t call, it’s okay. I had a good time.” – Aaron [09:58]
Listeners are left guessing the celebrity’s identity, rooting for Aaron, and reminded that sometimes, the real story is what happens after the fairytale moment ends.