Vault: Did Jeff's psychic predict whether or not he will return?

Summary

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The Bert Show – Vault: Did Jeff's Psychic Predict Whether or Not He Will Return?

Date: June 3, 2026
Episode Theme:
This episode takes a nostalgic look back at previous psychic predictions made for Bert Show cast member Jeff, focusing on whether the psychic foresaw Jeff leaving the show. The episode is built around a caller’s question and speculation about Jeff’s future, and the team revisits actual clips of the predictions for clues. The tone remains light, authentic, and humorous, with a genuine connection to passionate listeners.

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Main Discussion Points & Insights

Loyal Listener Calls in About Access & Moves

• [01:06 – 03:09]
  • Tanisha (caller), a longtime listener who's moved from Atlanta to Houston, expresses frustration that she can’t easily tune in to the show anymore and suggests moving the Bert Show to satellite radio or syndication so fans outside Atlanta can listen.
    • Quote:
      • “I need y’all to get on satellite so I can listen to y’all in the car in Houston.” – Tanisha, [01:18]
  • Bert and Chastity joke about the only true solution being for Tanisha to move back to Atlanta, giving the segment a playful vibe.
    • Quote:
      • “You gotta move back. I mean, show some commitment here.” – Bert, [02:08]

The Psychic's Prediction Comes Under Review

• [03:09 – 03:47]
  • Another loyal listener brings up “the freaky” psychic predictions from last year, recalling that Jeff’s psychic predicted someone leaving the Bert Show.
    • Quote:
      • “Remember when y'all were doing the psychic predictions back last year? Was it not Jeff's psychic that said somebody was going to be leaving the Bert Show?” – Chastity, [03:19]
  • The team clarifies that, as of now, Jeff's departure isn't confirmed.

Revisiting Jeff’s Psychic’s Actual Audio Predictions

• [04:12 – 04:51]
  • The show plays a recording of Jeff’s psychic, who predicts the emergence of Jeff’s “own label” and independent opportunities:
    • Quote:
      • “You've got your own label for something now … There's something … A clothing label, I don't know. But they're just saying your own label is going to be in the works for you.” – Jeff's Psychic, [04:12]
      • “Your life’s going to go to better things, Jeff, and you’re going to have your own situation. … Your name will become strong.” – Jeff's Psychic, [04:34], [04:45]
  • The cast discusses whether these predictions align with Jeff’s current situation, noting the prophecy’s eerily accurate details.

An Even More Specific Prediction

• [05:19 – 05:49]
  • Another clip from Jeff’s psychic claims major changes are coming within “the next three to four months,” specifically someone leaving his workplace in “the next six weeks.”
    • Quote:
      • “Where you’re currently working, there is actually somebody going to be leaving very soon and I’d say within the next six weeks. Somebody’s departing your business and it’s somebody that you sort of see on a regular basis.” – Jeff’s Psychic, [05:33]
  • Bert and Melissa debate whether this specifically refers to Jeff or could mean someone else. Bert lightly jokes with other cast members about secret departures.

Clarification and Reassurance for Listeners

• [06:04]
  • Bert emphasizes there are no real updates on Jeff's status yet:
    • Quote:
      • “As far as Jeff goes, I told you guys I wouldn't waste your time with a lot of non update updates. … As soon as we know something, we will pass it on to you.” – Bert, [06:04]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Syndication and Listener Loyalty:
  • “If you need me to come and present something in a board meeting or something like that, I can do that.” – Tanisha, [02:53]
• About the Psychic’s Accuracy:
  • “Her psychic was, like, freaky, too. She was getting some other things right, wasn’t she?” – Melissa, [03:47]
  • “Too many other things, right.” – Bert, [03:52]
• The Mystery Remains:
  • “That doesn’t really indicate that it’s him though. It almost sounds like he’s…” – Bert, questioning the prediction, [05:49]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Listener Desire for National Access: [01:06 – 03:09]
• Psychic Prediction Discussion Begins: [03:09 – 03:47]
• Audio Playback of Psychic’s Predictions: [04:12 – 05:49]
• Bert Clarifies the Situation: [06:04]

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Episode Tone & Language

• The episode is warm and inclusive, blending loyal listener input with usual Bert Show humor and inside jokes.
• Skepticism and fun are balanced as the team explores the odd “accuracy” of the psychic.
• The cast remains transparent with listeners, emphasizing authenticity.

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Summary Takeaway

This episode revisits a memorable and mysterious moment from the show’s past: a psychic's predictions about Jeff’s career trajectory and possible departures. It captures the excitement, concern, and connection of dedicated fans, while the cast playfully examines the line between coincidence and fate. For now, Jeff’s status remains a cliffhanger, but the Bert Show promises to keep listeners in the know.

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Transcript

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[Bert]

The Bert Show. Hello, Chastity.

[Chastity]

Hey, Bert.

[Bert]

How are you?

[Caller (Tanisha)]

I'm not doing well today.

[Bert]

Oh, darling.

[Caller (Tanisha)]

What's up?

[Bert]

What's up?

[Chastity]

Okay.

[Caller (Tanisha)]

When I moved to Atlanta about nine years ago, and I first started listening to y' all when I first moved there, and so, you know, I was like, oh, this is a great show. And I've been listening to y' all the whole time. I've called in before, we've talked, and right before Christmas, I moved back to Houston. So I'm in Houston now, and I need y' all to get on satellite so I can listen to y' all in the car in Houston.

[Melissa]

Oh, man, we miss you, too.

[Caller (Tanisha)]

I know. I'm just like, what am I gonna

[Chastity]

do without Burt and everyone in the morning?

[Bert]

Well, we have a sister station down there that has a decent morning show. I think that Ryan and Rula are down there.

[Caller (Tanisha)]

What is it? Is it 104kbre?

[Bert]

Yeah.

[Caller (Tanisha)]

Is it that one?

[Chastity]

Yes.

[Caller (Tanisha)]

Yeah. No, but I'm not feeling them like I feel.

[Bert]

Y' all not working for you, huh?

[Melissa]

Give him a shot for now.

[Bert]

Yeah, maybe.

[Melissa]

We'll be there.

[Bert]

There's nothing we can do for you in the car yet. I know.

[Chastity]

That's the problem.

[Bert]

Well, I think. I mean, it's blatantly obvious to me that you. You gotta be in Atlanta. You gotta move back, you gotta move back. I mean, show some commitment here. Don't ask us for things we can't deliver. Move back to Atlanta.

[Caller (Tanisha)]

Yeah, I know, I know. I just was like. And I can't listen at work. I can't. Because, you know, I can't listen online at work. Cause I'm in a dental office, so.

[Bert]

So it's not even a job that is worth staying at in Houston, so you might as well come back here.

[Caller (Tanisha)]

Oh, I know, I know. Okay.

[Chastity]

But is that possible?

[Caller (Tanisha)]

I mean, ever y' all get on satellite so everyone can hear y'?

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[Bert]

I don't know that. I mean, we haven't really started talking about satellite yet. We've been toying with the idea of syndication or there are companies that are toying with us about syndication, but.

[Caller (Tanisha)]

Yeah, yeah, that.

[Chastity]

Yeah.

[Caller (Tanisha)]

Okay, let's do that

[Bert]

in Houston tomorrow.

[Melissa]

Just figure it out. In Houston?

[Caller (Tanisha)]

Yeah, if you need me to come and present something in a board meeting or something like that, I can do that.

[Bert]

Point presentation. You're on it, huh?

[Chastity]

Yes.

[Bert]

Okay. Well, if anything progresses, we will let you know.

[Caller (Tanisha)]

Okay. I'll be checking the website.

[Bert]

All right, thank you.

[Caller (Tanisha)]

Okay, bye.

[Bert]

Good morning. Is it Tanisha?

[Caller (Tanisha)]

Yes.

[Bert]

How are you? How are you?

[Melissa]

Good morning.

[Chastity]

Oh, good. I love you guys.

[Bert]

Loving you, too. What's up?

[Chastity]

Well, I love Jeff also, and I'm missing. But this is just so freaky. I was thinking about this. Remember when y' all were doing the psychic predictions back last year? Was it not Jeff psychic that said somebody was going to be leaving the Burt show?

[Bert]

All right, well, let me just say one thing before we. We even address that, that we don't know that Jeff is leaving the Burch show yet.

[Chastity]

Well, I hope he's not. But I was just thinking about that prediction. I was thinking, oh, I hope not. But I just remember the prediction.

[Melissa]

And his psychic was, like, freaky, too. She was getting some other things right, wasn't she?

[Bert]

Too many other things, right. Yeah. When we first started talking about Jeff and then the negotiations. Excuse me. With the radio station not going well, we got a couple of emails from people saying the same thing, that his psychic was right on. So we looked for it, looked for the audio, and here it is. Because we all went out and we found psychics to make predictions for the year. Right? And this is what Jeff's psychic said.

[Jeff's Psychic]

I don't know what your plans are, but you've got your own label for something now. I don't mean just something that you put on an envelope when you're sending your mail out.

[Bert]

Okay.

[Jeff's Psychic]

There's a label. You could have a label for something. There's something. A clothing label. I don't know. But they're just saying your own label is going to be in the works for you.

[Caller (Tanisha)]

Okay.

[Jeff's Psychic]

Your life's going to go to better things, Jeff, and you're going to have your own situation. Your own situation. There's something of your own coming.

[Bert]

Okay.

[Jeff's Psychic]

This is really good. Your name will become strong.

[Bert]

So is that it? Is that what everybody's talking about?

[Melissa]

I think so.

[Bert]

So now Josh gave me another clip here. Give me a second to actually enter it in that.

[Melissa]

Well, that would make sense because, you know. Yeah, I think what she said would probably make sense.

[Caller (Tanisha)]

Well, his name is out there now.

[Bert]

Yeah, unfortunately it is bigger. Yeah, unfortunately it is bigger.

[Melissa]

And we do have to be clear that we don't know until Friday what's actually going to happen. We'll have an answer for everybody.

[Bert]

Here's the other clip that Josh provided.

[Jeff's Psychic]

Right. This is all coming up in the next three to four months for you. And this is all around you. The first thing is I'm going to go into your work because you have a lot of big changes that are coming in around your business and your work, where you're currently working. There is actually somebody going to be leaving very soon and I'd say within the next six weeks. Somebody's departing your business and it's somebody that you sort of see on a regular basis.

[Bert]

That doesn't really indicate that it's him though. It almost sounds like he's.

[Melissa]

That sounds like it'd be somebody else.

[Bert]

Yeah. So Wendy, are you going someplace that we don't know about?

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[Melissa]

And Melissa just lost her voice. She's not going anywhere. She's just not here today because she has no voice. But she'll be back tomorrow we hope.

[Bert]

Yeah. And as far as Jeff goes, I told you guys I wouldn't waste your time with a lot of non update updates. So we haven't talked about it this morning because there's really nothing to talk about. As soon as we know something, we will pass it on to you. Hey, the Birch Show.

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