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She's accepting some kind of award in Palm Springs. Right. And please forgive me because I'm a little bit. Yeah, That went on for five minutes. I think she's more. I think there's more to it than just champagne. You think she's hot? Listen. Yes, listen to that. That is a stoner. If somebody wants walks up to you and says this, then they are stoned. And please forgive me because I'm a little bit baked. Yeah. Then Melissa. Yes. Your opinion on that? Well, you know what, I hold my opinion because. No, Yeah. I think that regardless of what happened because why would you call me out to recognize something but to be in front of me. I do like though, I do like the fact that she acknowledged it. Yeah, me too. You know, because. Oh, yeah. Then if she doesn't acknowledge it, then it becomes, oh, what's happening to Mariah Carey, her career, you know, she's must be unhappy in her marriage and all these happening to her too. She can't handle the pressure. She said she didn't eat dinner and she had way too much champagne. Straight up. She admitted it. Yeah. You got plenty of celebrities that have been documented as being inebriated in one way, shape or form on tape. This is Ben Affleck. He's kind of drunk and he's in an interview with a Spanish interviewer and he's got his buzz on pretty good. He just starts coming on to this one. Well, you usually show a lot more cleavage Than this. What's this doing? Why are you covering it up today? Well, it's Sunday morning. It's Sunday morning. I've never said it to me before. I'm getting that. Are you trying to fool Sunday morning? You could be at church. You should have that rack on display. The deacon. Oh, all right. That's how it goes. I mean, usually it's a bikini and the whole thing, you know, you should work at Fox here in la. You blend right in. They would love you. They do that. Fox, Fox, la. They have a pole that they dance on and you watch that. I love that. My only thing that I love. Hello, Magical one. His wife. Now, Jennifer Garner's got to see that and be like, really? Really? You did that back in the day. This one's famous here. Paula Abdul, she was promoting American Idol and she claimed afterwards, I think there was some weird satellite thing going on. Right, right, right. She smoked a satellite. There was a point there, you know, there were reports you're going to be kicked off the show. You say Simon. You say Simon Cowell really came to your defense. Yeah. But nobody from Fox or no one was going to kick me off the show. That's just. That's. Those are people wanting it. And for me, it was like, ooh, I finally have edge. Yeah. Simon does not have anyone who can play in his sandbox as well as I can. You always wiggle, wiggle around that much. You're just waiting around there in New York. I'm a dancer. I'm a dancer. I'm doing little dance moves. Oh, all right. Wow. You can really tell on that one. She had to kind of see her. Yeah, we've heard her way worse than that on American Idol. People claim that Britney Spears was nice and stoney on this home video. Oh, this feels so good to itch. Need to stop doing that. It feels like heaven, mama. See what you passed down to me, Dude? We're gonna do clips of you burping because I've got like 20 of them. I had to say something. That's my best. That's her and K Fed. Yeah, she could be. That was their reality show, right? Yeah. Couldn't even get the words to come out. John Stamos on Australian tv. Vodka. Yeah. Just. Yeah, you didn't. No wawa or ice with that or anything. Forgot you Australians. I'm just getting over jet lag. You. And yesterday I did a bunch of interviews and I was, like, kind of half asleep, half awake. And you. We fly here, you know, for free to promote the shows. You know, and this genius, Downey, something, Jeffrey Downey, took a shot at me at the papers today at being tired, you know. And you know why? You know why he did that? Why? Because he has a small penis. Well, now you know. Now you know. That's. That's actually the reason. Yeah. Yeah. So how do you obviously don't take criticism well. I do. I. Believe me, I make fun of myself more than anything. But when you fly 15 hours for free, you know, and you would have made a difference. I paid. Say again? Would it have made a difference if you've been. No. You get tired. I woke up this morning at, at 2:30 and have not slept since. No. And he's hammered also. Besides not sleeping, he's also drunk. Then there's Joe Namath here. This is the quintessential one here. Have you guys ever seen this or heard this? He's on the sidelines and he's starting to talk football. And I think you can really hear him slurring through this one. Then he starts coming on to the sideline reporter. What impresses you about Chad? I believe everything that anyone else has watched Chad play impresses me. The same thing impresses them. He's a quality, classy quarterback that has a touch on the football. He's not a thrower, he's a passer. His mind is ahead of what the defense is. And if the jets can support him, they will win the championship. Joe, it's been a tough season for Jet fans. What does it mean to you now? And the team is struggling. I want to kiss you. I couldn't care less about the team struggling. I want to kiss you. I just want to kiss you. And I love when you're drunk that you think, okay, look, the way I'm going to to make sure that people don't think that I'm drunk is by enunciating every, every syllable. Because that way, if I'm speaking correctly, then you know that I am not drunk. Because I'm not slurring. I'm saying the Bird Show. What's up everybody? It's Bretzky. And America is turning 250. And I can't think of a better way to celebrate that than playing on an American owned social casino. 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