The Bert Show — "Vault: Find Ex-Fiancee (Pt 1)"
Date: October 30, 2025
Host: Bert (with co-hosts and guest James)
Theme: Helping a listener reconnect with his ex-fiancée, blending emotional vulnerability and humor
Episode Overview
In this memorable episode, The Bert Show team takes on a mission to help listener James track down his ex-fiancée, Nicole Johnson, in Atlanta. James aims to show Nicole how well he's done since their breakup—and possibly rekindle the sparks. The show delivers its signature mix of authenticity, laughs, and lightly spicy banter while navigating relationship drama and second chances.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. James' Backstory and Motivation (00:01–01:59)
- James dated Nicole for eight years and was engaged for 18 months in Virginia.
- Nicole broke off the engagement, doubting James’ career prospects as a restaurant manager.
- Since their split, James has advanced his career—now a district manager with 11 stores and "making well over $50,000."
"She broke it off with me because she didn't like the kind of job I had. She didn't think it was going anywhere."
— James (00:39)
- James recently relocated to Atlanta for career growth, learning Nicole had moved there a couple of years earlier.
2. Motivation for Finding Nicole (01:11–02:18)
- Blending emotional honesty and a craving for validation, James admits he wants to show Nicole her judgment of his ambition was premature. However, he reveals lingering romantic feelings.
"Actually, you know what? I still have feelings for her, and I would really like to get back."
— James (01:55)
- Co-hosts oscillate between supporting his mission and teasing him about his motivations.
"Let it go, dude."
— Burt (02:32)
3. Nicole’s Details and Potential Search Strategy (02:04–04:30)
- Nicole previously worked as a bank teller and likely continued in the same field in Atlanta, supported by family.
- She moved to Atlanta approximately two to two-and-a-half years ago.
- The hosts gather identifying details: her appearance ("carmel color complexion," resembling Angela Bassett, “bootylicious”), her height ("about 5'8"), and her car (Volkswagen Bug).
"She looks like...Angela Bassett...her complexion is like...this caramel color complexion."
— James (03:20)
- The tone is playful, with affectionate roast-style banter about James’s intent and swift pivots to the “booty for the doody.”
"Booty. She's got the booty."
— James (03:42)
"She is definitely bootylicious."
— James (03:58)
4. How The Bert Show Can Help (04:12–04:40)
- The group confirms the basics: Nicole Johnson, likely in Sandy Springs, working at a bank, but currently unlisted.
- James's friend suggested he call for help; James is game and the hosts are up for the search.
"All right, so there's something to work on here."
— Burt (04:10)
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
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James on seeking closure and redemption:
"I want to tell her that she blew it because I made something out of myself. I knew what I was doing. She didn't believe in me. Now I want to find her." (01:34) -
Burt’s classic dry humor:
"Let it go, dude." (02:32) -
James’s description of Nicole:
"She looks like Angela Bassett...She's beautiful...booty for the doody. Booty. She's got the booty." (03:20–03:42)
Timestamps for Key Segments
- James introduces story: 00:01–01:31
- His motivation & feelings revealed: 01:31–02:18
- Nicole's background & description: 02:04–03:42
- Logistics and The Bert Show’s plan: 03:42–04:40
Episode Tone & Language
- Lighthearted, plenty of self-deprecating humor, and camaraderie between hosts and James.
- Some gentle ribbing about James's motivations—“put it in her face” vs. genuine desire for a reunion.
- Playful, authentic dialogue with occasional saucy comments.
Summary Takeaway
Listeners are treated to a mix of real-life drama, vulnerable confessions, and the show’s signature humor, as The Bert Show embarks on a quest to help James track down his ex-fiancée. The episode blends the excitement of a personal mission with entertaining banter, laying a promising foundation for part two.