The Bert Show: "Vault: Find Ex-Fiancee (Pt 2)"

Date: October 30, 2025
Host: Pionaire Podcasting
Main Cast: Bert, Kristin, Abby, Cassie, Tommy, and the Bert Show Cast

Episode Overview

This episode revisits a classic Bert Show segment where the team reconnects exes live on-air. The focus here is on James, who asks the show to help him reach out to his ex-fiancée Nicole. Years ago, Nicole left James because she didn’t see a promising future together. Now, successful and thriving, James wonders if a rekindled relationship could be in the cards. The conversation unfolds honestly, with both parties sharing their growth and, ultimately, stark differences in what they’re looking for in a partner.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Reunion Setup & Background

[02:15–03:13]

• Recap of Part 1: The host summarizes that James and Nicole had a great relationship but split up when Nicole doubted James’ prospects. Now, James claims to have turned his life around.
• The Bert Show sets up a live call between James and Nicole, then steps back to let them reconnect naturally.

2. Catching Up: Where James & Nicole Are Now

[03:00–03:41]

• Nicole: Works as a customer service manager for a regional bank and is focused on personal growth.
  • “I’m trying to get my stuff together. But life’s good.” – Nicole [03:00]
• James: Proudly shares career progression.
  • “I run 11 stores now in Atlanta...things are really looking up.” – James [03:41]

3. Material Expectations & Honest Confessions

[03:59–05:23]

• James jokes about the improvement in his life (“Full fledged baseball cap with mesh!” [03:32]), then reveals his new (but slightly dated) Lexus.
• Nicole’s honesty takes center stage:
  • “I’m looking for a brother who has a Lexus in the new millennium. Shallow, but that’s what I need.” – Nicole [04:54]
• She emphasizes wanting someone with more material stability, which she didn’t see in James—even now.

4. James Pleads for Another Chance

[05:25–06:04]

• James pushes for a second chance, noting potential future success.
  • “Another year, I might get two or three more stores...the sky’s the limit. But I think we should at least get together and just have a drink.” – James [05:25]
• Nicole, while caring, stands by her reasons for leaving.
  • “Call me shallow, call me materialistic, but that is who I am. Why should I sacrifice that?” – Nicole [05:58]

5. Relationship Dealbreakers & Closing Thoughts

[06:04–07:21]

• Nicole sets out the upper limit for her expectations.
  • “I’m looking for the brother that’s pulling in 120 [thousand]. I need a brother who can flip it…wear Timberlands one day and a tux the next.” – Nicole [06:05]
• The hosts express their shock and try to mediate, but Nicole is firm.
• James, though disappointed, remains gracious.
  • “You guys don’t know what we had. Man, oh man.” – James [07:08]
  • “I can’t help it. Sting me and swell me up. I don’t know.” – James, jokingly referencing his willingness to get hurt for love [07:14]

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “You could have made a mistake when you let me go.” – James [03:41]
• “But see, I’m looking…that is the problem. Okay? I love him…James, you know I love you, probably always will, but I’m looking for a brother who has a Lexus in the new millennium.” – Nicole [04:54]
• “Call me shallow, call me materialistic, but that is who I am.” – Nicole [05:58]
• “You guys don’t know what we had. Man, oh man.” – James [07:08]
• Host’s playful warning: “James, you are walking into a hornets’ nest.” [07:11]
• Light-hearted ending with both clearly caring, but also clearly mismatched in priorities.

Important Timestamps

• [02:15] – Recap of Part 1 and the call setup
• [03:00] – Nicole updates on her life
• [03:41] – James boasts about career success
• [04:22] – James’ “Lexus” reveal
• [04:54] – Nicole’s honest take on what she wants in a partner
• [05:25] – James asks for another shot
• [06:04] – Nicole’s dealbreaker: financial expectations
• [07:08] – James’ emotional closing thoughts

Tone & Style

The conversation is lively, playful, and candid, with moments of humor counterbalancing real vulnerability. The hosts let the former couple’s chemistry (and conflict) shine, stepping in with light commentary that echoes the audience’s probable reactions—equal parts amusement and astonishment.

Summary

“Vault: Find Ex-Fiancee (Pt 2)” is a classic Bert Show blend of real-life drama and morning-show banter. It’s a raw and revealing exploration of how past relationships, ambition, and material expectations can collide years down the road. The segment closes with both parties staying true to themselves, reminding listeners that sometimes, love really isn’t enough—especially when priorities don't align.