Vault: Great strippers for Bachelorette parties

Summary

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Episode Summary: "Vault: Great Strippers for Bachelorette Parties"

Podcast: The Bert Show
Date: August 3, 2026

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Overview

The Bert Show crew tackles a lively and unfiltered discussion on assembling the ultimate bachelorette party in Atlanta. After sharing ideas for games and venues in previous episodes, today's focus is on finding the best strippers—spotlighting both crowd favorites and memorable personalities, with plenty of candid stories from listeners and hosts alike. The tone is playful, cheeky, and full of laughs, staying true to The Bert Show's morning radio vibe.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Setting the Scene: Bachelorette Planning Series

• The episode is part of a series focused on bachelorette party planning.
  • Previous days covered unique games and best bachelorette-friendly bars ([00:16]–[00:49]).
• Today’s question: Who is the best stripper for a bachelorette party in Atlanta?

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Atlanta’s Stripper Scene: Top Picks and Personal Stories

The ATL Bad Boys & Luscious ([01:07]–[02:58])

• “Luscious” is repeatedly mentioned as Atlanta’s number one male stripper.
  • Affiliated with a group/show called ATL Bad Boys.
  • Comment: “He puts this show on like every year, and all the ladies come out for him… he’s really good. You have to look at...Go on YouTube. He’s really good. He has a lot of views.” (D, [02:21])
  • Luscious reportedly charges $300 an hour.
• Warning about online searches—potentially NSFW results when Googling “Luscious Atlanta Bad…” (C, [02:45])

Listener Call-ins: Naming Names

• Danielle names “Romance” as a standout male stripper:
  • “His name is Romance, and he is amazing.” (Danielle, [03:32])
  • “The whole package, if you get what I mean.” (Danielle, [04:16])
• Romance is not part of ATL Bad Boys, but from a different stripping group ([04:02]).
• Debate about rivalry between different Atlanta stripper troupes.

Top Shelf Entertainment & Vince ([04:54])

• Listener mentions Vince from Top Shelf Entertainment:
  • “I helped a friend throw a bachelorette party...hired a guy from Top Shelf Entertainment. His name was Vince and she said he was pretty good.” (Craig, [04:54])

The Cornet Club: Daniel & Dylan ([05:43]–[08:08])

• “Daniel” is praised several times as the go-to male dancer at the Cornet Club.
  • "Great body and he can actually dance." (Dawn, [06:23])
  • Joke about his ordinary name not sounding “stripper enough”:
    • “Daniel’s not a stripper name. Daniel’s the guy you hired to tutor you in math.” (C, [06:26])
  • Multiple accounts confirm his popularity and charm.
• Listener “Katie” also recommends “Dylan” from the Cornet Club for his looks and friendliness:
  • “There was a guy there and his name was Dylan...he was very, very hot, nice body, very good with people.” (Katie, [07:02])

Clydesdale: Atlanta’s New Male Strip Club ([09:32])

• “Clydesdale,” formerly Tiffany’s, is recommended for all-male revues:
  • “Clydesdale’s the new male strip club...tons of fun and that it was really hot.” (Christina, [09:32])

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Enter the Strippers: Daniel Calls In ([10:01]–[11:27])

• Daniel, well-known from the Cornet Club, calls in to share about his work:
  • “I actually just do my best in entertaining at the club. I’m there Thursday through Saturday every weekend.” (Daniel, [10:39])
  • Says he uses his real name because "girls ask you a lot what’s your real name. It’s just easy..." (Daniel, [10:52])
  • Reveals he has a day job and spends weekdays at the gym and tanning ([10:47]–[11:17])
  • Panel jokes about whether “Daniel” is his real name or something more exotic.

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Honorable Mention: Asian Thunder ([11:33]–[12:27])

• A quirky favorite for comic relief: “Asian Thunder”
  • “He’s just this tiny little Asian man, and it’s hilarious…if you’re looking for just a really good fun time with your girls, he is perfect.” (Sarah, [11:37])
  • Hosts clarify that Asian Thunder is more comedic than sexy but extremely fun for party groups.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Bianca: “You have to look at. Go on YouTube. He's really good. He has a lot of views on YouTube.” ([02:21])
• Danielle (caller): “His name is Romance, and he is amazing.” ([03:32])
• Casual banter: “Daniel’s not a stripper name. Daniel’s the guy you hired to tutor you in math.” (C, [06:26])
• Katie (caller): “There was a guy there…his name was Dylan…but he was very, very hot, nice body, very good with people and very receptive to everybody.” ([07:02])
• Nicole (caller): “He [Romance] does something special. And he's big girl friendly too.” ([08:58])
• Christina (caller): “Clydesdale’s the new male strip club…tons of fun and that it was really hot.” ([09:32])
• Daniel (stripper): “I actually just do my best in entertaining at the club. I’m there Thursday through Saturday every weekend.” ([10:39])
• Sarah (caller): “His name is Asian Thunder. And if you’re looking for just a really good fun time with your girls, he is perfect.” ([11:37])
• Host banter: “That guy is so secure about himself…‘I have a small penis, and I'm gonna celebrate.’” (B, [12:27])

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Important Timestamps

• [00:16]–[00:49]: Introduction to the bachelorette planning series
• [01:07]–[02:58]: ATL Bad Boys, Luscious, and YouTube recommendation
• [03:30]–[04:27]: Danielle calls in about Romance
• [04:54]–[05:16]: Vince from Top Shelf Entertainment is recommended
• [05:43]–[08:08]: The Cornet Club—Daniel and Dylan stories
• [09:32]–[09:46]: Christina recommends Clydesdale
• [10:01]–[11:27]: Daniel (stripper) calls in—shares about his career and using his real name
• [11:33]–[12:27]: Sarah calls in about Asian Thunder

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Final Takeaways

• Top Atlanta strippers recommended for bachelorette parties: Luscious, Romance, Vince, Daniel, Dylan, and Asian Thunder.
• Hot spots: The Cornet Club, Clydesdale, and Top Shelf Entertainment.
• The hosts and listeners agree that finding the right stripper is about fun, personality, and unforgettable entertainment—plus a bit of research and word of mouth.
• Both comedic performers and classic “hunks” are in demand, depending on the party’s mood.
• The segment ends with laughs all around, tongue-in-cheek commentary, and plenty of real listener input—true to the Bert Show’s irreverent style.

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Transcript

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[B]

Birdshow. All right, bachelorette parties here. So this is the time of year that we start getting these emails. Look, I'm supposed to be heading up the bachelorette party. I have nowhere to go. Party favors. I have nothing to do. We've given you guys a couple of great categories that are all up on our website right now. Yesterday, we covered different unique games you can play at your bachelorette party.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

More than just suck for a buck.

[A]

Yeah. We have what, maybe like eight or nine different ideas up there. Really cute ideas.

[B]

And the day before that, we covered what we did.

[A]

The best bachelorette friendly bars.

[B]

That's right. Okay, so those are up online right now. I don't know how many calls we're going to get on this, but today I think we are focusing on strippers.

[A]

Yes. So some bachelorette parties want to do the whole stripper experience. And we're wondering who is the best stripper for a bachelorette party in Atlanta?

[C]

Yeah, I mean, isn't it.

[B]

Hey, didn't you say you, like, knew the number one stripper in Atlanta or something like that? Luscious, come over here.

[D]

Oh, come on up.

[E]

First up. Come on, Bianca.

[B]

We got a couple of questions for you.

[C]

Hey, and Bianca, you're only supposed to call Bert Luscious off the air.

[D]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[C]

That's all right.

[B]

Here's her ike music. And didn't you say, like, you know the name of the number one male stripper?

[E]

Yeah, Luscious.

[D]

He was on Chili's show.

[B]

Luscious.

[F]

Where does he work at? Or is he like an independent?

[D]

Well, he's part of ATL Bad Boys.

[A]

What's that?

[D]

What is that? It's like the Bad Boys of Atlanta. It's the Atlanta strippers. Okay?

[C]

That's the reality show ATL Bad Boys. It's Burn and Luscious and Crucial and

[D]

Burn your pictures on the website.

[C]

And me, vanilla chip.

[B]

404.

[E]

404.

[B]

741Q100. We can put you on the voice disguise because you don't want to. You don't want your husband to know that you were at a bachelorette party or they had male strippers. So we'll put you on the voice disguiser and just tell us the name of the dude that you were really impressed with that stripped for You. And we'll put it up online. So Luscious, how does he become number one? Is there a competition? Is there a ranking system?

[E]

A ruler?

[D]

Well, he puts this show on like every. Every year, and all the ladies come out for him. And yeah, he's really good. You have to look at. Go on YouTube. He's really good. He has a lot of views on YouTube, but I mean, you just have to see it. And he's 40, but he doesn't look like it.

[B]

He's a 40 year old and he's the number one. There's got to be some young buck that can take him out.

[D]

He doesn't look his age at all.

[C]

Just for the record, be really careful. Googling. Luscious Atlanta bad.

[B]

Well, you know what you're gonna get? You're gonna get a guy in a little itty bitty Speedo showing us jump.

[C]

Oh, no, there's really good. There's. Yeah.

[D]

And he's 300 an hour, so he has to be good. He's very expensive.

[B]

300 hours.

[F]

Definitely not the one for one hour.

[G]

Go back. Why?

[A]

Wow.

[E]

Is it a full moon? Wow.

[B]

Is it right in your face.

[C]

I went to that.

[E]

It wasn't. It was. Yeah, it wasn't Luscious.

[A]

I'm really like taking a bag.

[B]

Before we continue to talk about Luscious here, We only got one call from somebody brave enough to call up and say that they've been to. They've had a male stripper come in and thought that he was great. Hey, Danielle. Good morning.

[F]

Hey.

[B]

Hi.

[F]

His name is Romance and he is amazing.

[D]

Romance is good also. And he's very sexy.

[F]

She's a stripper.

[D]

Actress.

[A]

Strippers. How do you know all this?

[D]

I've been to a bachelorette party before last year. Just one. And my sister's getting married next in three weeks.

[B]

And both Romance and Luscious were at the same bachelor party.

[D]

And my sister friend used to date Romance. Her. One of her friends used to date him. So. And I've seen him. He's very cute.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, so Romance and he is also part of.

[D]

I don't think he's a part of ATL Bad boys. He's a part of another group.

[B]

Like a rival stripping group.

[A]

They have a stripper?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Can't we all just get along? All right, Danielle. Thank Daniel. What made him so special?

[F]

The whole package, if you get what I mean.

[B]

I think you pretty much just said it. Yeah.

[E]

All right.

[B]

Good dancer. And seems to accommodate the women.

[F]

All right, goodbye.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

So we've Got luscious and romance and. That's it.

[D]

That's it.

[F]

Man.

[A]

Man.

[E]

Yeah. Wendy and I have been over at Wendy's computer, and you just gotta be careful.

[A]

Yep.

[E]

No, you said it was on YouTube researching some of the luscious like. Because when you look up. Oh, I don't want to look up

[A]

anything else on this computer.

[D]

It's gonna.

[C]

Yeah, we haven't had that problem since Adam Baumla.

[E]

It's not men. And. Yeah, it's not what you're gonna be looking.

[B]

Oh, don't you. Bianca has a bookmark. She'll get it for you.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Here is Craig. Good Morning. You're on Q1.

[G]

Hey, guys. How's it going?

[B]

Good. How are you today?

[G]

I'm doing pretty good. I helped a friend throw a bachelorette party for her friend and hired a guy from Top Shelf Entertainment. His name was Vince and she said he was pretty good.

[A]

That was the guys that we used to have do our administrative assistance bus. Top Shelf was Top Shelf Entertainment.

[E]

Sound familiar?

[B]

Fantastic. Thank you for the tip.

[G]

No problem.

[B]

There's an obvious joke there. I ain't going down that. All right, so we have Romance, we have Vince, and we have Luscious.

[C]

There's a guy I just found online. He's part time. Nights only, weekends. Ray Mariner. Are you on Familiar?

[A]

Are you on Craigslist again?

[C]

Yeah, it's a familiar name. How do we know him?

[B]

Don't. Don't ring a bell.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Here is Dawn. She's on the voice disguiser. Hey.

[G]

Hey, Justin. He actually has nights and weekends and at the Cornet Club, and his name is Daniel.

[A]

Daniel from the Cornet Club.

[B]

Now, if you go to a place like the Cornet Club, right? And there's a dude on stage and he's doing his thing, can you ask him to do a private show, like for a bachelorette party? Or do they. Yeah, that's protocol.

[G]

I think it is.

[B]

You don't have to go through some dancing pimp or something like that.

[G]

There may be a dancing pimp involved, but I'm not aware of one.

[A]

I'm guessing they handle their business directly.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Daniel from the Cornet Club. And what makes him so special?

[G]

Great body and he can actually dance.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

All right.

[C]

He's gonna mix the name up, though. Like, Daniel's not a stripper name. Daniel's the guy you hired a tutor? You in math.

[E]

What's up? My name's Dan.

[A]

That's how he shows up as your math tutor. And then it gets A little wild.

[B]

Isn't he an Elton John? Emanuel's an Elton Johnson. He's not a stripper. Here is Katie.

[C]

Good morning.

[B]

You're on Q100.

[F]

Good morning. How are you guys?

[B]

Good, how are you?

[F]

I'm doing great. I wanted to call. I went to a 80th birthday party at the Cornet Club about two weekends ago, and there was a guy there and his name was Dylan, or at least he told me his name was Dylan.

[E]

He's been there a long time.

[F]

And. Well, I don't have his name, Dylan, but he was very, very hot, nice body, very good with the people and very receptive to everybody. So he was the nicest one. And then there were a couple other guys that maybe if you were interested in something a little, as Rihanna says, go a little longer. They had a couple of those as well. But Dylan was very attractive.

[B]

So they. This. The other guys would take it to another level.

[F]

Yeah. As the 80 year old said. She said that when she saw that, that was something that she would see grazed mountain faster somewhere.

[G]

Wow.

[C]

She'd see something like that grazing. Just so you know. Did you also bring out the stripper called Defibrillator?

[F]

Absolutely not. She did not need it at all.

[B]

Dylan from Cornet Club, we can put him on the list also. Melissa, how did you know about Cornet Club?

[E]

I mean, there's plenty of women that have gone to strip clubs and I have gone to Cornet Club because they're back a while ago when there were other staff members here at the station. And our offices used to be in Buckhead. There would be trips. A lot of women would take group trips up to the Cornet Club and so I would hang out with them. And there was a Dylan there that. And I'm assuming it's the same Dylan because he was the cutest of all of them at that time too. So I'm fascinated he's still there.

[B]

Stacey and I have been there a couple of times. They've got dudes on one side and girls on the other. At least it used to be like that. I'm not sure if it's like that anymore.

[E]

At the time. Yeah, they. They did that then too. But the guys, it was. There was far more, you know, the guys were higher, I think, caliber.

[B]

Hey, Nicole. Good morning.

[F]

Good morning.

[B]

Hey.

[F]

We're.

[B]

We're putting together this bachelorette party, like, survival guide, and today we're concentrating on best male strippers in Atlanta. Who do you have?

[F]

I have romance. I gotta put a vote in for him.

[B]

Okay, okay.

[F]

He did both my bachelorette party and my sister in law's bachelorette party. We married twins.

[E]

Oh, really?

[A]

That's adorable.

[B]

Okay, so he's doing something special.

[F]

Yeah, he does something special. And he's big girl friendly too.

[B]

Okay, okay, thank you very much.

[F]

Thank you. He does divorce parties too, ladies.

[B]

Oh, is that right? I bet those would be wild.

[F]

That's a great idea.

[B]

Those would be wilder than bachelorette parties.

[E]

Oh my God. That's a great idea.

[A]

Wow.

[E]

Those dudes.

[G]

Wow.

[B]

To be a male stripper at a divorce party. I know what's happening there.

[A]

Didn't Sheree have one of those on Real Housewives of Atlanta?

[D]

I think so.

[A]

Didn't she have a big divorce party? I thought she did.

[C]

Yeah, that's right. This season. I heard. Dammit. I hate when I do that.

[B]

Christina, good morning. You're on the Burt Show.

[F]

Hi. I have heard that Clydesdale's the new male strip club that used to be Tiffany's on Howell Mill, is supposed to be awesome and tons of fun.

[B]

Yeah, that name keeps coming up. Clydesdale is a new. And this is all just dudes dancing there. Yep, just dudes.

[F]

That's what it's supposed to be. I didn't go, but a co worker went and she said it was tons of fun and that it was really hot.

[B]

Maybe the greatest name.

[G]

Yes.

[B]

Oh, look, check it out. Daniel the stripper is on the phone.

[A]

Awesome.

[C]

Daniel.

[B]

Hey, guys.

[G]

Y' all remember me from actually doing secretary each day back in the day?

[C]

Nope.

[A]

Yes.

[G]

Yeah, and actually met Bird. I came up to the studio and it was me and Cortez and I did this for a while and then we went on the fur bus and then we went out. We. We danced for a bunch of secretaries.

[B]

Are you still doing your thing?

[G]

Yeah, I'm still working at the cornet club.

[C]

I think he's the guy. Remember, I think he accidentally sent his junk on your hand.

[B]

I don't think it was.

[E]

Well, that's how he shook your hand job.

[B]

Well, when you're built like Daniel, you can do that. All right, Daniel, so a whole bunch of people called up about you. So congratulations, dude. You're at the top of your game.

[G]

Hey, I appreciate it. I actually just do my best in entertaining at the club. I'm there Thursday through Saturday every weekend.

[B]

Do your thing, man.

[A]

Is the rest of the art the rest of the time. Are you in the gym?

[G]

Yeah, I'm pretty much during the week working out and I'm tanning and I actually have a full time job as well. But that's why I have my regular name as Daniel. And the reason why I don't have a classified stripper name is because girls ask you a lot. What's your real name? And it's just easy to say, you know, daniel is my real name. And it's, you know, because I'm like, well, what can you do with the first name?

[C]

But is your real name like Thor?

[G]

No,

[B]

that's the beauty, is that they're never gonna believe that you say Daniel. And they're like, whatever.

[C]

Really?

[A]

Whatever.

[B]

All right, one last one here. Good morning, Sarah.

[G]

Hi.

[F]

Yes, I have a funny one for you guys.

[E]

Okay.

[F]

Okay. So his name is Asian Thunder. And if you're looking for just a really good fun time with your girls, he is perfect.

[B]

In what way?

[C]

Well, he'll come over and dance for you. Then he'll fix your computer.

[F]

He's just this tiny little Asian man, and it's hilarious.

[B]

Is he a tiny little Asian man in all areas, or is he just a short little Asian man?

[F]

Can I not. Why all areas?

[C]

Didn't you see his chopsticks?

[E]

So is it kind of a pair? He's like a parody stripper.

[F]

Yeah, but he is just such a good time.

[B]

But it's more for laughs than it is for.

[E]

Yeah, that's important information.

[B]

That's very important information.

[E]

It's very important information for women. So he. He's not built like Daniel?

[F]

No, absolutely not.

[B]

That guy is a guy that is so secure about himself that he's like, I have a small penis, and I'm gonna celebrate.

[C]

The birch show.