Vault: Guys call in for Valentine's Day gift advice

Summary

The Bert Show Episode Summary

Vault: Guys Call In For Valentine's Day Gift Advice
Date: June 23, 2026
Main Cast: Melissa, Wendy, Jessica, Jeff, Jessica Shops
Key Theme: Men seek Valentine’s Day gift guidance from a panel of women, who give practical, personal, and humorous advice for different relationship situations.

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Episode Overview

This episode is dedicated to helping men navigate the sometimes perilous waters of Valentine’s Day gift-giving. Multiple male callers present their relationship scenarios to the Bert Show team, who offer thoughtful, sometimes cheeky, but ultimately heartfelt recommendations. The segment is full of humor, relatable anecdotes, and gendered banter around romance, effort, and the pitfalls of over—or under—doing the holiday.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Case of the Missed Concert Surprise

Caller: Sean
Situation: Married for 10 years, three kids; missed subtext when wife hinted she wanted Black Eyed Peas tickets for Valentine’s; now wants to redeem himself.

• Advice:

  • Surprise her with tickets to a Black Eyed Peas concert in another city, turning it into a couple’s getaway.
  • Present the missed Atlanta show as a cover for the real surprise—an out-of-town trip.
  • “I purposely didn’t get the Atlanta tickets, and I’m sorry that you had to feel like I neglected you, but I really wanted to surprise you.” (Jessica, 04:53)

• Memorable Moment: Everyone delighted by the coordinated tour dates and excited about saving Sean’s Valentine’s.

  • “Sex is on the line this weekend.” (Melissa, 08:08, joking about the stakes)

Timestamps: 02:26–05:14

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2. First Date Falls on Valentine’s: How Much is Too Much?

Caller: Sunny
Situation: About to have a first date with a woman he’s been talking with for three weeks—on Valentine’s Day. Unsure how much to do.

• Advice:

  • Keep it simple and non-intense: a card (infused with humor), one rose—not a bouquet.
  • Avoid extravagant gestures, Victoria's Secret, or impersonal gift cards.
  • “Maybe flowers and a card. And that is enough. Because you don’t want to freak her out.” (Jessica Shops, 06:44)

• Running Jokes: Teasing about webcams, Victoria's Secret, and Facebook status gifts adds a playful spin.

  • “Dress like cupid. To the restaurant. Dress like Cupid.” (Jessica Shops, 07:43)

Timestamps: 05:17–07:53

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3. One-Year Anniversary, First V-Day Together

Caller: Sunny
Situation: Dating for a year, wants to make the first Valentine’s significant.

• Advice:

  • Personalized keepsakes: digital photo album or photo book with favorite memories.
  • Must load the photos—it’s the effort that counts.
  • Pair it with a sweet, meaningful card.
  • “All the pictures have to be in them because you have to… Women want effort.” (Melissa, 08:52)
  • Avoid impersonal jewelry unless it’s thoughtful and meaningful.

• Notable Quote:

  • “Women like the effort as well as personalization.” (Jessica, 09:06)

Timestamps: 07:54–10:07

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4. Two-Year, On-and-Off Relationship: Rekindle or Repair?

Caller: Sean
Situation: Together two years, going through a rocky patch. Attempt to send flowers to her work was spoiled by a friend. Wants to show commitment.

• Advice:

  • Flowers are nice, but can’t be the only gift at this stage.
  • Jewelry can be appropriate if it’s low-key and meaningful (bracelet, not something too expensive).
  • Weekend getaway or shared experience recommended—focus on time together and shared memories.
  • Presentation matters: deliver the gift thoughtfully, perhaps in a keepsake box or with a personalized touch.
  • “Only you know what that would be... Something that reminds each other why you’re together in the first place.” (Jessica, 12:42)
  • “Whatever gift you decide, the delivery is going to be very important here.” (Jessica Shops, 13:35)

• Banter:

  • Suggestions get creative (license plate frames, “best friend” bracelets), and the team jokes about cheesy gifts like naming a star after your partner.

Timestamps: 10:17–14:56

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5. Meta Moments & Show Banter

• The cast jokes about advertising star registries, awkward gift exchanges, and past gift mishaps.
• Personal story from Jessica about gifting her partner a champagne bucket from the club where they met, making the gift highly personal and meaningful.
  • “That’s what I gave her her flowers in one year… because it symbolized where we first met.” (Jessica, 16:22)

Timestamps: 14:56–17:00

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Notable Quotes

• Melissa: “Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good lie on Valentine’s Day.” (05:03)
• Jessica: “Women want effort, man.” (08:52)
• Jessica Shops: “Whatever gift you decide to give, the delivery is going to be very important here.” (13:36)
• Melissa: “Time together—can’t really go wrong there.” (13:12)

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Recap Table of Gift Advice by Relationship Stage

| Relationship Stage | Gift Advice | Key Notes | |-----------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------------------------|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | Long-term married (10+ years, kids) | Concert getaway trip | Tailor to her interests, make the missed occasion a cover for a surprise | | First date (3 weeks, never met) | Card with humor, single rose | Don’t overdo—not too romantic, keep it light | | 1-year, first Valentine’s | Personalized digital photo album or photo book + meaningful card | Effort & memories count most, not price | | 2 years, rocky patch | Low-key jewelry or weekend getaway, personalized presentation | Focus on meaning, time together, thoughtful delivery over flash |

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Episode Tone & Takeaways

• Authentic & Warm: The cast’s playful teasing keeps things light while delivering genuinely insightful advice.
• Outcome Oriented: Each scenario focuses on personalizing gifts and underscoring effort over expense.
• Inclusive & Relatable: The cast makes fun of both genders, pokes fun at hacky gifts, and highlights what actually matters—thoughtfulness.

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For Listeners

If you’re seeking Valentine’s inspiration, this episode’s overwhelming message is that genuine effort, personal touches, and meaningful time together outshine expensive or generic gifts. The banter and light-hearted jokes remind us to not take the holiday too seriously, but to use it as an opportunity to show you care in ways only you can.

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Timestamps for Key Calls

• Missed Concert/Married: 02:26–05:14
• First Date: 05:17–07:53
• One Year: 07:54–10:07
• Two-Year/Rocky: 10:17–14:56
• Meaningful Personal Gifts: 16:22

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For More: Jessica Shops joins again the following morning with more deal-focused gift ideas. Stay tuned!

Transcript

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[Melissa]

Melissa, Wendy and Jessica from Jessica Shops.

[Wendy]

Nobody knows Jessica Shops.

[Melissa]

What's that?

[Wendy]

You almost called her Jessica Shops like that was her name.

[Jessica]

Some people really think, oh my God, her last name is Shops. That is so neat.

[Melissa]

What a coincidence that she got into that industry, right? Jessica does more shopping around this town than anybody I know, so she should be able to help you exactly. Like pinpoint what a great present for your girlfriend or your wife is and we'll get you off the hook here. I'm finding myself in the exact same places here. I'm not going to ask you guys for advice because I feel like if I do that without being on the voice disguiser, then it takes away from the credit if I take your advice. That's why I'm putting all these dudes on the voice disguiser. You know what I'm saying?

[Caller - Sean]

Yeah.

[Jessica]

Needs to be your idea.

[Melissa]

Yes. It has to be your idea as a guy. So none of these guys have requested being on the voice Disguiser. But I'm going to put them on Anyway. Good morning. Q100.

[Caller - Sean]

Yeah. Hey, this is Sunny.

[Caller - Sunny]

Okay.

[Melissa]

Hey, Sonny. All right, so you just tell us what your situation is. You've been married. Are you married, how, for how long, and all that. And they should be able to tell you exactly what might be a great, appropriate Valentine's Day gift.

[Caller - Sean]

First of all, thank you very much. This is like a community service thing for all the guys out there, so we really need it.

[Wendy]

So community service obligation.

[Melissa]

Serious, huh?

[Caller - Sean]

So I've been married 10 years. We have a wonderful relationship. I got three kids. But one thing I'm always lacking on is, like, gifts and surprises and thoughtfulness, you know? But we got three kids. Basically, what kind of happened to me is my wife kind of wanted to go to the Black Eyed Peas concert, and I think she subtly indicated to me that'd be a nice kind of surprise gift for Valentine, sort of. And I totally missed it. I never even remember the conversation, to be honest with you. And so when he kind of rolled around, she's like, oh, so any tickets or anything coming up? I was like, oh, no, not really. She's like, I thought you were gonna surprise me with Black Eyed Peas tickets together. And so now I'm kind of. She's kind of bummed about it, but, you know, basically, I want to surprise her with something thoughtful and really, that'll kind of, you know, you know, warm up again. She's a wonderful girl. She'll love me regardless. But I just want to do something good for her. You know what I mean?

[Jessica]

Well, are the black Eyes still in the Southeast or they've moved on? That's what I was just thinking, because they did the first part of their tour is all in the Southeast. So the first thing I thought is that if that's what she specifically asked, then you could surprise her by actually taking her to the concert, wherever they are now, if they're still in the

[Wendy]

area, to A weekend away.

[Caller - Sunny]

Yeah.

[Jessica]

And that way she gets out of town, she doesn't, you know, and the kids are taken care of. So she gets away, and she can relax, and then she gets, you know. And then you can mask it as if you purposely led her to believe you forgot the show here in Atlanta because you wanted to take her out of town for the show where. Wherever it is on Valentine's. There it is.

[Melissa]

Man.

[Jeff]

It's a great idea, Melissa.

[Caller - Sean]

That is a great idea.

[Jessica]

You ready for that's only if they're still here.

[Wendy]

You ready for this?

[Caller - Sean]

Yeah.

[Wendy]

Saturday night Birmingham.

[Jessica]

Oh, my goodness.

[Melissa]

This is done. Our work is done here.

[Caller - Sean]

I can do this. This will work.

[Melissa]

All right.

[Wendy]

And if that doesn't work, next Saturday night.

[Caller - Sean]

Saturday night.

[Wendy]

Charlotte.

[Caller - Sean]

Next Saturday.

[Wendy]

Yep. Next Saturday is Charlotte this weekend. And if that doesn't work, March 20, Denver, Birmingham.

[Jessica]

Saturday night, my friend.

[Caller - Sean]

Hong Kong or Japan or something.

[Melissa]

All right, Sonny. So there you go, man.

[Caller - Sean]

All right. Thank you so much, guys.

[Melissa]

That worked out great. We should just let it go now. We should actually end the segment.

[Jessica]

I know, but be sure and let her know. Look, I purposely didn't get the Atlanta tickets, and I'm sorry that you had to feel like I neglected you, but I really wanted to surprise you.

[Melissa]

It's about effort. It's about effort.

[Jessica]

That's right.

[Melissa]

Don't let the truth get in the way of a good lie on Valentine's Day.

[Wendy]

Moussa's very excited about this segment.

[Jessica]

I am.

[Melissa]

Sex is on the line this weekend.

[Jessica]

That's right. I feel like, you know, I've helped their marriage.

[Melissa]

We will call him Sean. And he is on the voice disguiser. Good morning.

[Caller - Sunny]

Good morning.

[Melissa]

How are you?

[Caller - Sunny]

I'm okay.

[Melissa]

You just tell us your situation, and with any luck at all, the women will be able to tell you what's a great Valentine's Day present for her.

[Caller - Sunny]

Okay, well, see, I really don't know what to do because I've been talking to this girl for maybe, I don't know, three weeks or so, she doesn't live in town, and we actually have our first date on Valentine's Day. And so it's kind of a weird situation of what to do for that, because we're not, like, dating dating. We're just, like, you know, we've been talking for several weeks, and, you know, it's been really good. But, you know, we haven't even been on a date, so I'm not even sure what you should do in a situation like that.

[Wendy]

There are a couple of really high quality webcams because as this relationship progresses and you get more intimate with yourself while you're talking to her, you can see everything really, really clearly.

[Melissa]

Jessica, you want to help this guy out? Do you have any ideas?

[Jessica Shops]

Well, the first date is gonna be on Valentine's Day, correct?

[Caller - Sunny]

Yes. That's great.

[Jessica Shops]

And so are you planning on, like, going out to dinner, or is that what you're asking? Are you asking, like, what's gonna happen when you actually take her out, or do you have no idea if you even want to take her out?

[Caller - Sunny]

Well, no, we're taking her. I'M taking her out and I'm going out to dinner. I've already got reservation on a nice restaurant. I'm not really sure, you know, what the standards are. Should I do anything else? Should I buy her something? I really.

[Melissa]

You should definitely get her a couple of things from Victoria's Secret.

[Jessica]

No, no, no, no. And wrap the webcam in Victoria's Secret outfit.

[Jeff]

Come on.

[Jessica Shops]

I don't know.

[Jeff]

No, definitely flowers.

[Jessica Shops]

Maybe flowers and a card. And that is enough. Because you don't want to freak her out. Yeah, that would freak me out. If I went on a date with someone after only three weeks and they got me like a gift. Even if it was a generic gift, like a gift card. That would just be a little weird. I would say maybe just a card, kind of. Maybe even a little humor in there. Nothing too serious and maybe funny card.

[Jessica]

But one rose. Not a bunch. Just get one rose.

[Caller - Sean]

Rose.

[Jessica]

And not a Grab some rose with the card. Because you can get away with the one long stem rose. Because it's Valentine's Day. Because I do think she'd be disappointed if there was no flower involved in her Valentine's Day.

[Melissa]

Something a little special, but something that doesn't say that you're like, you know, going over the top on it.

[Wendy]

And change your relationship status on Facebook and print it out and bring it with you.

[Jeff]

Oh, my God. Don't listen to Jeff.

[Wendy]

In a relationship.

[Jessica Shops]

Or put it in a frame.

[Wendy]

Yes, yes. Frame your Facebook status or Photoshop her in a picture with you. I can do this.

[Melissa]

Put that underneath the Victoria's Secret.

[Wendy]

Behind the webcam.

[Melissa]

Nice.

[Jessica Shops]

And dress like cupid. Dress like cupid. To the restaurant. Dress like Cupid.

[Melissa]

Man, we are so on the money with these.

[Wendy]

Yeah. Why do we even have girls in here?

[Melissa]

Good morning, Q100.

[Caller - Sunny]

Hey, what's up?

[Melissa]

You tell us, man. How long you been going out with this girl? Are you married?

[Caller - Sunny]

No, no, no, no. Not married. We've been dating for. I think it'll be a year next month. And I mean, things are pretty serious. And I'm just like. It'll be our first Valentine's Day, so I'm just kind of don't want to mess this one up.

[Melissa]

One year. Okay.

[Jessica Shops]

One year. I think it's time for the. I think it's time for the photo book.

[Jeff]

I was gonna say a digital photo album. Cause you know those digital photo frames and then just load them up with yalls favorite pictures throughout the year.

[Jessica]

Your first year together.

[Jeff]

Yeah, I think that's cute.

[Wendy]

That's the new photo book, Jess. If it's not a photo album anymore, it's digital photo frames.

[Jeff]

Digital photo frames.

[Caller - Sunny]

I like a photo book because we took a trip. Like, we actually took a trip where we met up in Europe over the past summer.

[Jeff]

Perfect.

[Jessica]

But he doesn't have time to do the photo book, though.

[Jeff]

Yeah. Digital photo frame. Because then you can load them straight from your computer onto the frame, and it still means something because you had to pick out the photos.

[Melissa]

Yeah. And I think here's the key, too, here, dude. Is that you have to put the pictures in the frame. You can't just give her the album. All the pictures have to be in them because you have to. You know, women want effort, man.

[Jessica]

Yeah.

[Caller - Sunny]

I mean, she'd be too disappointed, like, if I don't get, like, jewelry or something.

[Jessica]

No, no, I think because women like the effort as well as personalization. So I do think this time I agree with the women that with the digital photo frame, like, you just have, you know, your. Was it whatever that you stick into the photo.

[Wendy]

The USB memory card.

[Jessica]

The memory card.

[Caller - Sunny]

Thank you.

[Jessica]

And. And you. And you can have a card, A really sweet Valentine's Day card. So not the humor this time. It has to be meaningful. Card. And in there, just talk about how much you've enjoyed being with her this first year and more to come, whatever, depending on your seriousness. And then.

[Jessica Shops]

Yeah.

[Jessica]

And a reflection. I think it's a great idea. Reflection of your year together.

[Jessica Shops]

Yeah. Especially if they went on a trip.

[Jessica]

Yeah.

[Jessica Shops]

I mean, that's perfect.

[Wendy]

And something from Victoria's Secret with a webcam wrapped inside.

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Yep.

[Jessica Shops]

Delivered.

[Jessica]

You know, actually, just bring the laptop and show how you've already installed the webcam.

[Melissa]

Actually put the pictures of all the pictures that you've been taking of her that she didn't know about the last year and put them in the album.

[Wendy]

If some of the pictures from your trip to Europe are in the style of Erin Andrews, then you do not want to put those in the frame.

[Jessica]

And look kind of. Here's the peephole section.

[Wendy]

Oh, this one's not you. This woman was in the hall room across the hall, but I thought she was hot.

[Melissa]

Here is Jeremy. Good morning. You are on Q100 yellow.

[Caller - Sunny]

Hello.

[Melissa]

Go for it.

[Caller - Sean]

Hey. Me and my girlfriend have probably been together about two years. We've been hitting this up and down on and off patch for about seven, eight months. So it's like a handful of crap.

[Jessica]

Okay.

[Caller - Sean]

I want to show her,

[Caller - Sunny]

you know,

[Caller - Sean]

how things used to be, that I'm still here and Whatnot. And I didn't have a surprise where I was going to bring her flowers to her work. I texted a friend to find out where she worked and a friend told her.

[Jessica]

Oh.

[Melissa]

Oh, why would she do that? Why would she flower block you like that?

[Wendy]

Because she doesn't want her friend to date that guy.

[Jessica]

How long have y' all been together?

[Caller - Sean]

About two years. I mean.

[Jessica]

And you didn't know where she worked?

[Jeff]

That's what I was gonna ask.

[Caller - Sean]

Well, she just got a new job. She got a new job at a psychiatrist office.

[Melissa]

Okay.

[Caller - Sean]

And she's only been working there for about a month or so.

[Jessica]

That's crazy anyway.

[Caller - Sean]

Really?

[Jessica Shops]

Okay.

[Jessica]

Because I still am confused why you didn't know where she worked.

[Caller - Sunny]

But.

[Jessica]

Okay, so the friend screwed up the flower.

[Melissa]

And the flower thing is. Am I right to say the flowers is stand? Like that's not allowed to be the only gift on Valentine's Day. Right.

[Jessica]

But if it's omitted, it's noticed if you've been together a while.

[Melissa]

Okay. I think outside of flowers, they're dating two years on and off now. But you are serious about her and you dig her. So, Jess, you don't want to give her any pictures because not all of them are going to be up for good times.

[Jessica Shops]

Yeah, the picture idea is probably out the lingerie, probably not the webcams.

[Wendy]

You should bring lingerie to her work.

[Jessica Shops]

I don't know. Maybe it's time for jewelry at this

[Jeff]

point to make up.

[Jessica Shops]

Yeah, nothing major, but just like a token, maybe something.

[Melissa]

What's token jewelry mean?

[Jessica Shops]

Well, nothing that's too expensive. Like, you don't have to go crazy and buy like, you know, thousands of dollars worth of jewelry, but like a nice bracelet, you know, maybe a sephora gift card. Now, I don't know. Do you feel comfortable giving jewelry at this point or is it too on and off where that might be kind of strange?

[Caller - Sean]

I think it might be. But I mean, she's not the kind of person I really. She likes. She likes the thought more than, you know, how much money I spend and how flashy it is.

[Jeff]

A weekend getaway or something in the mountains. Do an activity together. I mean, just to bring your relationship back together.

[Caller - Sean]

Yeah, I mean, because.

[Jessica]

I mean, my thought is because you can't get into specifics about what your issues in your relationship are. But I do think if you want to prove to her that you're still there, that somehow not addressing it. But I think the gift should have something to do with make not making up for. I don't Know how to put it. But somehow personalizing it, where you just reassure her or you're reinforcing how much you love her. And only you know what that would be. So like a weekend getaway. Only you know what where that getaway would be that would mean something to her. You know what I'm saying?

[Melissa]

Time together can't really go wrong there.

[Jeff]

You really can't.

[Melissa]

Get one of those little motels on Beaufort highway with the vacancy sign. That's kind of on the hourly rate.

[Jessica]

If you get in a fight, then you don't have to pay for the whole night.

[Caller - Sean]

That's right.

[Melissa]

I mean, you're prob. What about next to a serial killer, but it's cool.

[Wendy]

What about a license plate frame with both of your names on it, airbrushed, like in pink and purple with a

[Jessica Shops]

fade from the beach In a situation like this, you know, like he was saying, she appreciates the sentiment also. So whatever gift you decide to give the delivery is going to be very important here. So, for example, if you decide to give her a bracelet, then you need to present it, like, in a jewelry box that she can keep beyond the gift. I mean, she'll have the gift, but then she can use it for other things. If you're going to take her away somewhere, it's the presentation, like, how you do it. Maybe you could even get. We ruled out photos, but maybe if there's one picture that you both like, you could get two copies, give her one, and then also show her that you have the same one because you like this memory so much.

[Wendy]

What about one of those best friend bracelet, necklace things where each person gets half a heart? Yeah.

[Jessica]

Or, you know, and it could be something like Jessica saying, not Jeff, but that has to do with the beginning of your relationship that, you know, kind of to remind each other why you're together in the first place. Especially if you're fighting right now.

[Jessica Shops]

Exactly. So if you're gonna give her flowers, don't just have them delivered with the vase that the florist gives. Go find something that's special and present it and say, you know, I found this vase because it goes with your kitchen and you can use it so that she continues to think about you beyond the gift and that you are thoughtful and you put more into it than just making a.

[Melissa]

Can he also purchase a star for her from the star registry?

[Jeff]

I think that's cute.

[Jessica]

Nothing says I love you. Than to look up at the sky

[Melissa]

and see your own.

[Jessica]

And for $49.95.

[Jeff]

Oh, my God.

[Jessica Shops]

What if your wife got that for you.

[Melissa]

Stacy knows better than to get me a star for Valentine's Day.

[Jeff]

I mean, I would take anything at this point. A star sounds fantastic.

[Wendy]

I'm gonna get Wendy a star, but I'm gonna name it single on Valentine's Day.

[Melissa]

Aw.

[Wendy]

That's gonna be the name of the star?

[Jeff]

That'.

[Jessica Shops]

Constellation.

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Yes.

[Wendy]

I'll get a whole bunch of stars.

[Jessica]

I mean, if you had. If you had a gift certificate hanging on your wall, if it was, what star would it be that might be named after you or somebody in your family?

[Melissa]

What?

[Jessica]

Don't you have one?

[Melissa]

Leslie got me one.

[Jessica]

Okay.

[Melissa]

She used to be the boss. Did you get me one? No texting me right now. Okay.

[Caller - Sean]

Crap.

[Wendy]

That almost got uncomfortable.

[Jessica]

What's that, Bert? You don't remember?

[Wendy]

Leslie Fram got you one?

[Melissa]

Yeah.

[Wendy]

For what?

[Melissa]

I don't know. And like, two days beforehand, we were on the air ripping on, like, the star registry.

[Caller - Sunny]

Yeah.

[Melissa]

And I don't think she heard it. And she got a. I think it was a birthday gift.

[Caller - Sunny]

Yeah.

[Melissa]

Or something like that. Yeah.

[Wendy]

So there's a star up there named Bert.

[Caller - Sean]

Bert.

[Caller - Sunny]

Yeah.

[Jessica]

Have you not seen the. Anyway, I remember seeing it.

[Melissa]

It shines bright. It's a little itty bitty star.

[Caller - Bert]

Stop it.

[Jessica]

It's a little itty.

[Melissa]

It's the smallest star in the sky,

[Caller - Sunny]

but it's up there.

[Jessica]

But, like, you know, I do want to tell guys, like, for instance, one of the things Katie that I was proud to give her, like, you reminded me of it with the vase thing. Like, Katie and I actually met at Bitterball at Vision, believe it or not. And when Vision closed, I and Jeff helped me with this, got one of the champagne buckets, and that's what I gave her. Her flowers in one year is in that champagne bucket because it symbolized where we first met.

[Wendy]

And I think just into tying the Q100 thing, I'm pretty sure it's the one that Andy west threw up in after drinking the bubbles.

[Jessica]

That's right, because it personalizes the whole thing. It had so much meaning.

[Melissa]

We could have done this for an hour. So we'll do it again tomorrow morning. You're going to be in here tomorrow morning anyway, right?

[Jessica Shops]

Yeah, I'm going to be in here tomorrow morning. And I have a lot more gift ideas and sales and deals and, you know, where you can actually kind of go out and buy these things if you're looking for something.

[Melissa]

Okay, cool. Because I know a lot of guys are scrambling right now, and they're still are clueless on what to do. So we'll do that again tomorrow morning.

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I sold my car in Carvana last night.

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[Caller - Bert]

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[Jessica]

So what's the problem?

[Caller - Bert]

That is the problem. Nothing in my life goes as smoothly. I'm waiting for the catch.

[Jessica]

Maybe there's no catch.

[Caller - Bert]

That's exactly what a catch would want me to think.

[Caller - Sean]

Wow.

[Jessica]

You need to relax.

[Caller - Bert]

I need to knock on wood. Do we have. What is this? Table wood?

[Jessica]

I think it's laminate.

[Caller - Bert]

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[Jessica]

Car selling without a catch.

[Melissa]

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[Melissa]

These may apply.