Vault: Guys Panel Part 2

Summary

Podcast Summary — The Bert Show: Vault: Guys Panel Part 2 (July 9, 2026)

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Bert Show features "Guys Panel Part 2," an open Q&A panel where women call in and ask candid questions about dating, relationships, and sex. The male panelists respond with humor, directness, and sometimes controversial honesty, often sparking lively debate. Expect plenty of real talk and a few outrageous moments as listeners get unfiltered insights into the male perspective.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. "Stay-in" Dates & Cost Per Insertion (CPI)

• Caller Concern (01:35): Woman asks why a guy she's been seeing only suggests "stay-in" dates rather than taking her out publicly.
• Panel Response:
  • Brian Duke: Introduces "CPI" or "Cost Per Insertion" as a tongue-in-cheek economic model for dating efficiency:
    "It's just like running an ROI on anything else. If I can get it done by slinging a couple of Tin Lizzy’s tacos down your face... what's my motivation [to do more]?" (02:13)
  • Dolvett: Adds he's had more at-home than public dates, seeing it as "easy money" (03:00).
  • Southside & Jen: Raise the issue that this metric ignores women's preferences.

2. Sexual Stamina Issues

• Caller on Prolonged Stamina (03:35):
  Woman venting that her husband lasts too long during sex, making her uncomfortable.
• Panel Response:
  • Dolvett: Suggests it's about sensitivity and communication:
    "With a husband... he's either a little bored, or he doesn't have the sensitivity issues. You gotta figure out what his hot button is." (04:33)
  • Dutch: Recommends open, vulnerable conversation:
    "You guys need to take off all your clothes, get a bottle of wine, and talk about it." (05:36)
  • Southside: Warns against being "too bossy" and over-directing, advocating for relaxed communication.
• Host: Suggests possible emotional or mental barriers (05:47).

3. Double Standards in Friendships with Exes

• Caller (Amanda) (06:24): Complains her boyfriend gets jealous if she texts male friends, while he maintains contact with ex-girlfriends.
• Dutch:
  • "That's a boy, not a man, sweetheart. Keep moving." (06:43)
• Brian Duke:
  • "If you're not willing to deal with [a guy who has female friends], then you obviously got some security comments you’re dating to do that." (06:49)
• Panel Consensus: Such jealousy is a red flag; don't put up with controlling behavior (07:10).

4. Sudden Personality Shift After Vacation

• Caller (Melissa) (07:47): Notes her usually unaffectionate boyfriend turned romantic and affectionate after a trip.
• Brian Duke’s Theory:
  • "This is a knee-jerk reaction for something that he did... like he cheated on her and is now overcompensating." (08:48)
• Southside's Take:
  • Suggests a vacation can open someone's eyes, helping them feel free from social pressures.
• Dutch: Advises enjoying the positive change rather than questioning it (09:44).

5. Timing vs. The Partner in Settling Down

• Caller (Jen) (10:03): Asks if men settle down because of age/goals or because of the right woman.
• Host & Panel:
  • Host:
    "For me, it was when she came along, that was it. I was done with everybody else." (10:34)
  • Jen: Observes many men marry the next woman after a big breakup, sometimes leading to quick divorces (11:07).
  • Dolvett:
    "It’s better to be alone than with the wrong person... Anyone that settles is going to be miserable." (12:16)
  • Dutch:
    "Nothing should be really planned. It's a feeling."

6. Does Sex With the Lights On Matter?

• Caller (Brittany) (13:19): Asks if "lights on" sex matters to guys.
• Dolvett:
  • "If you're high, I like the lights on all the time because it’s hotter. You can see everything." (13:34)
• Brian Duke:
  • "If a guy wants to have sex with you with the lights on, consider that a compliment." (14:00)
• Panel Consensus: It's usually a sign of high attraction and comfort; men who refuse any light could be insecure.

7. Discovering Husband’s Secret Craigslist Activity

• Caller (Ashley) (14:22): Finds out her husband is looking at "men seeking men" ads.
• Dutch:
  • "A straight guy's not gonna do it. If your man is on Craigslist looking for another guy... Honey, I'm sorry. He likes men." (15:34)
• Jen: Notes it may be harder for men to come out due to societal stigma. The consensus is that this behavior points strongly to same-sex attraction, despite marital status.

8. Humor & Self-Deprecation

• Panelists joke about sensitive topics, including sexuality and body image (e.g., Spanx for men, 16:25), but also reflect on the discomfort men can still have addressing nontraditional masculinity openly.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "There's a very simple metric that we measure. It's called CPI—cost per insertion."
  — Brian Duke (02:09)
• "That's a boy, not a man, sweetheart. Keep moving."
  — Dutch (06:43)
• "It’s better to be alone than to be with the wrong person all day long."
  — Dolvett (12:16)
• "If a guy wants to have sex with you with the lights on, consider that a compliment. You look like an unmade waterbed to him."
  — Brian Duke (14:00)
• "If your man is on Craigslist looking for another guy... Honey, I’m sorry. He likes men."
  — Dutch (15:34)
• Joking about man-Spanx and gym wear leads to self-deprecating banter and lightens the pace after heavy topics (16:25).

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• “Stay-in” Dates & CPI: 01:30–03:32
• Sexual Stamina Issues: 03:35–06:06
• Double Standards & Exes: 06:24–07:43
• Boyfriend’s Affection Post-Vacation: 07:47–10:01
• Settling Down: Age vs. Woman: 10:03–13:19
• Sex With Lights On: 13:19–14:22
• Husband Browsing Men on Craigslist: 14:22–16:52

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Conclusion

This episode delivers The Bert Show's signature blend of humor and honesty, as the male panelists weigh in on women’s anonymous—and often very real—concerns about modern relationships and intimacy. The dialogue is fast-paced, irreverent, and packed with memorable lines, all while offering occasionally blunt but insightful advice drawn from personal experience and an unabashed “guy’s-eye-view.” If you're seeking a raw—and often hilarious—peek into how some men approach love, dating, and sex, this episode is essential listening.

Transcript

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[Host (possibly Bert)]

The Bird show all right, Wendy wants to kick off guys panel part two here with a dating question.

[Caller (anonymous female)]

I do. One of my acquaintances is dating. I put it relatively dating a guy, but they've only done the stay in date. Like he refuses to do a public date. So it's like four dates but he's like cooking dinner, having movie night and refuses to like go out to eat or out to the movies. It's always let's go to my place. I'll just do something special for you.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Brian Duke. What does that mean?

[Brian Duke]

So I mean this is all about math, right? It's very simple.

[Dutch]

And you sir are a method.

[Brian Duke]

Yes, I am. So this, there's A very simple metric that we measure. It's called CPI cost per insertion. And so.

[Southside]

Cpi.

[Brian Duke]

Yes, cpi.

[Dolvett]

Thank God he said it.

[Brian Duke]

And so he's been reading books, you know, writing books. I mean, it's. It's just like running an ROI on anything else. I mean, if I can get it done by slinging a couple of Tin Lizzy's tacos down your face and not have to go to Rathbun Steak, then, I mean, and I could still make it happen. Then, I mean, what's my motivation? And so, I mean, girls, I mean, this. This is your own doing. I mean, you lower or you raise your. Your own cpi. But, I mean, it's basically. I mean, you know, you look at the economics of it, and, you know, it is what it is.

[Jen]

That is.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

That is hard. That's hard to top right there. Everybody agree with that?

[Dolvett]

Totally.

[Dutch]

No comment. No comment.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Do you agree with that?

[Jen]

You gotta acknowledge the brilliance.

[Southside]

I mean, like, what.

[Dolvett]

I'm with Duke. I probably have one or two dates a month in public. Everybody else is coming to the house.

[Brian Duke]

Right.

[Dolvett]

I'm gonna say the right thing. We're gonna throw in a movie. I've never made it more than five minutes a movie. That's something weird'.

[Southside]

If I can.

[Jen]

Isn't it your date's choice not to be in public with you, though? You're talking about two totally different.

[Dolvett]

Believe it or not, they will still go out. But, yeah, that's an armchair, man. That's got to be something you want to show off you're taking to an event.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

It's just too easy.

[Dolvett]

At the end of the day, you're like, if you'll just come to the house. And, I mean, that's just easy money, right?

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Absolutely.

[Brian Duke]

Absolutely.

[Jen]

Can we go around the room and guess all the women's CPIs?

[Host (possibly Bert)]

No.

[Brian Duke]

Hell no.

[Dutch]

Bert, you go first.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Megan wants to be on the voice disguiser. Go ahead, Megan.

[Various female callers (including Melissa, Ashley, Brittany)]

My question is, I have the exact opposite problem of most women, where my husband lasts way too long. Like, I'm finished three times, and he's still not.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Do you know how many women just flipped you off around? Do you have any idea?

[Various female callers (including Melissa, Ashley, Brittany)]

Well, I totally understand that, but when. Anytime I try and, like, give my husband direction or encourage him or, try and, you know, even broach the subject, like, because I feel bad, like, I'm not doing it. But when I. Every time I try and broach the subject. Deadpan silence.

[Dolvett]

I know why she's disguising her voice.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Now. Is he. How do I say this? Is he Fully excited the entire time. He just can't finish.

[Various female callers (including Melissa, Ashley, Brittany)]

Right.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Okay. And you're long done. I mean, you've been there three times. And he just. He's working and working and working on my laundry list. Anybody?

[Dutch]

I don't want that one.

[Jen]

I was actually gonna say what Jen wrote.

[Brian Duke]

Well, I mean, is that possible?

[Host (possibly Bert)]

He's taking care of himself too much.

[Dolvett]

Jen, that's absolutely. Which is the sign you held up is wrong. As if he was doing that, he wouldn't have a problem, actually. That actually can kill a dude's game, to be honest with you. Yeah, no, some guys are gifted with that. You know, it's sensitivity issue. I. You know, I can go long. I'll admit it. But I'm like a menu. I'm like, you give me a time, and I'll. Now, you want to go 22 minutes? You want to go 48? You want to do. You want to do an hour, or you want three minutes? If you want three minutes, I'm going to have to tell you exactly what to do to me. Because every guy knows his hot button, you know, and Dr. Phil, Dr. Booth, I think you got to have that ability, you know, but with a husband, it sounds to me like that he's either a little bored, so it needs to get a little fun for him, or he's probably got the. He doesn't have the sensitivity issues. You got to figure out what his hot button don't.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

They sell, like, creams and stuff like that for more sensitivity and stuff.

[Southside]

They do, but also, he may. She may be giving too much direction. She may be a little bossy from.

[Jen]

From what you're talking about.

[Dutch]

Maybe she's saying stuff, but not saying the right stuff or the way, you know, you got to figure your guy out. You know what need to do? You guys need to take off all your clothes, get a bottle of wine and talk about it.

[Brian Duke]

Oh, my God.

[Dutch]

Seriously?

[Dolvett]

Oh, you're.

[Brian Duke]

That's.

[Dutch]

I'm telling you, no, that's going to work. Trust me.

[Jen]

All of us.

[Brian Duke]

No, not all of us.

[Dolvett]

The couple.

[Dutch]

And then talk it through and then get passion going, that kind of thing. You'll be fine.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Is it possible that you're doing something that's totally turning him off? I mean, to be honest, if.

[Various female callers (including Melissa, Ashley, Brittany)]

If I am, he won't talk about it.

[Dolvett]

Oh, he's closed off.

[Southside]

It's just.

[Brian Duke]

There's a mental issue there. He's got something going on.

[Southside]

It's just not feeling right for him.

[Brian Duke]

Yep.

[Southside]

I mean, it's just not.

[Dutch]

There's no, cancel. Last advice.

[Dolvett]

Are you married to this guy?

[Host (possibly Bert)]

She's gone.

[Dolvett]

Was she married?

[Dutch]

Yeah.

[Dolvett]

You know what? There's a reason. That's divorce, man. Are you sure she's not. The bedroom's not working, man.

[Southside]

That's when you work to make it work.

[Brian Duke]

I don't get creative.

[Jen]

I don't think she's gone. I think she's got three questions before we even answer.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Good morning, Amanda. You're on Q100. Hi.

[Various female callers (including Melissa, Ashley, Brittany)]

Hi.

[Caller (anonymous female)]

I was wondering, why is it that every guy has to double standard every girlfriend? Because my boyfriend right now gets mad at me when I'll, like, text a guy, but he'll text every single one of his ex girlfriends, and he expects me to just be okay with it.

[Dutch]

That's a boy, not a man, sweetheart. Keep moving.

[Dolvett]

Yeah, you're exactly right.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

You got jealousy issues, Brian.

[Dutch]

Yeah, that's a boy.

[Brian Duke]

I mean, that's absolutely a security thing. I mean, if he's got issues, I mean, I've got tons of girlfriends, and if a girl I was dating, I mean, she would have to just accept the fact that I'm going to be friends with these girls forever. There's nothing sexual there. It's just a friendship. And so if you're not willing to deal with that, then you obviously got some security comments you're dating to do that.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

And those don't go away, man. No, I mean, you're dating a dude that's probably going to be jealous your entire relationship.

[Dolvett]

That's the worst quality in the world. Don't ever put up with jealousy, ever.

[Caller (anonymous female)]

No, like, I'm fine with him texting, like, any girls that he wants to text, as long as it's not like, hey, you know, let me get with you, because I've been with the guy for three years, but the second, like, I text a guy, even if he's just a friend, he's like, oh, my God, who's this kid? Why are you texting him? Really? All right, calm down.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Yeah.

[Caller (anonymous female)]

Bye.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Bye.

[Dolvett]

If a dude ever even goes through your phone, you need to just walk.

[Dutch]

That's stalker insecurity breeds more insecurity. So you're gonna become insecure, he's gonna be insecure, and it's a whole mess. So don't even.

[Dolvett]

Yeah, don't put up.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Here's Melissa. She wants to be on the guys panel. Go ahead, Melissa. You're on the Voice Disguiser.

[Various female callers (including Melissa, Ashley, Brittany)]

Hi. How are you?

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Okay, thanks.

[Various female callers (including Melissa, Ashley, Brittany)]

All right. I have a boyfriend. I've been with him for about seven months, and he has never Been an affectionate guy. I've come to accept that. I went down to Florida on Tuesday, he met me down there Friday with one of his friends. And he is a completely different person since the day he got there.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Since he got where?

[Dutch]

Smyrna, Florida. Florida.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Florida. Okay.

[Various female callers (including Melissa, Ashley, Brittany)]

Yeah, he met me down in Florida this weekend and we got back on Sunday and ever since he got there, like, he is a completely different person. Touchy feely, sweet, compliments, catering, like it's scaring me. And then he even dropped the L bomb. And I thought it was gonna, you know, go back to normal when we got home Sunday, but it didn't. Like he is a completely different person after seven months. It's just like I want to know why he's changed all of a sudden.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

All right, so he wasn't affectionate before and now, and now he is and he's telling you he loves you and he's paying attention to you.

[Dutch]

I don't know if I understand the problem.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

What's the problem, Brian? What do you got?

[Brian Duke]

Well, I mean, just my gut reaction is that this is a knee jerk reaction for something that he did.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Like he cheated on her.

[Brian Duke]

He cheated on her, hooked up with somebody else, and now he's just trying to overcompensate because he feels guilty about it and he's worried that it's going to come off as being weird and so he's just showering the girl with affection. I don't know, I mean, it's.

[Jen]

I got different theory.

[Dutch]

That's a theory.

[Southside]

I got a different one because.

[Dutch]

Go ahead.

[Southside]

One of the things in a relationship or as you're getting into a relationship with somebody is the one big test on whether you're going to work out is a vacation. Because that's the one time you can kind of go out. There's a lot of time spent together, there's a lot of decisions to be made, a lot of hard things. You know that where you're going to do, where are you going to go, what you're going to do, how are you going to get there, all that kind of stuff. So a vacation can either tear a couple apart or bring them together. And the other side of that is could he could be going on vacation with this girl, went to Florida, went somewhere where all his friends aren't around. He doesn't have the pressure of being the cool guy and he just can just be with her. And so, you know, he's feeling good about it and realize that he really does care about her and not trying to Be cool.

[Dutch]

I mean, maybe your prayers have been answered. More or less, I think, is what Dutch is saying. If you've been looking for a guy to be affectionate and he's finally affectionate, don't critique it so much. Just kind of accept it. I know your fear is, is he gonna go back to the regular guy? But, you know, embrace what's in front of you right now.

[Various female callers (including Melissa, Ashley, Brittany)]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

All right.

[Various female callers (including Melissa, Ashley, Brittany)]

All right. Thank you very much.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Thanks, Melissa.

[Caller (anonymous female)]

Bye.

[Various female callers (including Melissa, Ashley, Brittany)]

Bye. Bye.

[Caller (anonymous female)]

Bye.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Go ahead, Jen.

[Caller (anonymous female)]

What's up?

[Lady Luck]

Okay.

[Caller (anonymous female)]

I talked to a guy friend the other day who has in his mind an age at which he's going to get married and have kids. And up until that point, he's gonna, like, date a bunch of girls, have fun, like, focus on his career, whatever else. But he knows that he wants to have kids by, like, 41 or 42, so he knows at 40 he'll get married. So I'm just curious. Is he the norm or is he the exception to the rule? Like, is it the time in your life or is it the woman that makes you settle down and get in a relationship?

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Can I start that one?

[Dutch]

Go.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

I think everybody has. Every dude, I think, has a. An age in their head that they think they'll be ready to get married. Like, for me, it was 30 years old. I'm not getting married until I'm 30. But life has a way of changing your plans. When the right one came along, 30 was out the window. For me, man, it was done. Now I do know dudes that are stubborn, that are like, I'm just not getting married until I'm 35 years old and they've passed up the right girl. They'll even admit it to you. They might have passed it up two or three times because they'll wait. But for me, it was when she came along, that was it. I was done with everybody else.

[Jen]

I think the most common occurrence along those same lines is people who is guys who don't have an age set, but they just wake up one day, like, maybe it's the first day after their 35th birthday. It could be when their best friend got married. It could be when something occurs and they wake up and they're like, holy crap, I'm X number of years old, and I want to have kids and a family. I'm going to get married. And then they decide, and the next girl that comes along, they marry. They marry. And I think that's why they're divorced.

[Dolvett]

They're divorced.

[Brian Duke]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Jen]

That curse thing where women get so mad because I Dated this guy for four years. We lived together for three, then we broke up. Then he dated this other girl for nine months and gave her a giant rock, and they're getting married. I think that your breakup was the traumatic thing that made him wake up the next day and say, that's right.

[Dutch]

Nothing should be really planned. It's a feeling. When I reach 35, I'm gonna be your friend. Jen said 40 or 41. I mean, I don't think it should be planned at all. I think it should be something that you feel and you relate to a person and then you make that decision.

[Dolvett]

No, you're exactly. No, you're mixing. It's like mixing science with religion, man. They don't go together. It's a matter of the heart. You've got to know when at times. If you've got an age, then you're a settler. Anybody that settles is going to be miserable. And it's better to be alone than be with the wrong person all day long. It's better to be alone.

[Dutch]

Amen.

[Caller (anonymous female)]

That is not what I thought you guys were going to say.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Really?

[Jen]

What do you think we were going to say?

[Caller (anonymous female)]

I thought you were going to say, like, that there was a certain time in your life or an age that you had in mind. And then it was just timing more than it was the woman.

[Dutch]

I think women think more like that. More deeper than that than guys do,

[Host (possibly Bert)]

you know, was just like, I was done. Like, I felt like I was going out. It was different girls, but it just felt like it was the same woman. After a while, they were saying the same things. Women, for me, came in different types. Like, I knew what to say to one woman in order to get her into bed. And then if she fell into another type and it all just became like chocolate vanilla. It was all the same.

[Brian Duke]

Yeah, but you were ready for it. There wasn't an age that was defining when you were gonna make it happen.

[Dolvett]

You picked a flavor. I like Baskin Robbins.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Yeah, I mean, it's different. You know, she came along and she told me that I was in love

[Lady Luck]

with her and that.

[Dolvett]

I'll take it.

[Dutch]

You won't believe this, but you're in love with me.

[Jen]

I am?

[Dutch]

Yes, you are.

[Jen]

Here's the ring. You're gonna propose to me, right?

[Caller (anonymous female)]

Exactly.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Brittany, good morning. You're on Q100 with the guys panel. Go ahead.

[Various female callers (including Melissa, Ashley, Brittany)]

Hey, I just have a question.

[Caller (anonymous female)]

If sex with the lights on really matters.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

What does sex with the lights on really matter for you or for him?

[Dutch]

What's your question?

[Caller (anonymous female)]

For him.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

For him.

[Dolvett]

Yeah, he's right. Duke's right. If you're high, I like the lights on all the time because it's a. It's hotter. I mean, you're looking. You can see everything. If the lights are off, it's because a. Yeah.

[Brian Duke]

I mean, if you look on all

[Southside]

good candles, midway, decent dim light is always nice because then, you know, if

[Host (possibly Bert)]

this dude is darkening the room and putting, like, tin foil on the window, he's putting a towel underneath the door so not any ray of light can get in there at all.

[Dolvett]

The bag next to the bed.

[Brian Duke]

If a guy wants to have sex with you with the lights on, consider that a compliment. You look like an unmade waterbed to him.

[Caller (anonymous female)]

He's always all about, like, morning sex, and it just the lights and, like, the outside light. And I was wondering if it really makes a difference.

[Dolvett]

It's a compliment.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

He's a compliment to you.

[Dutch]

He must be fly.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

He's loving on your body.

[Jen]

And then, like, if you guys are doing it at night, does he whip out his BlackBerry and use the screen?

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Big old, like, premiere light in the bedroom here is. Ashley. Wants to be on the voice disguiser for very good reason. Hey, Ashley.

[Various female callers (including Melissa, Ashley, Brittany)]

Hi. Good morning.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Hey, how are you?

[Various female callers (including Melissa, Ashley, Brittany)]

I've been better. I just wanted to say I found out my husband's been looking on Craigslist for men seeking men. And I'm trying to find out if he's just curious or if he's gay

[Jen]

or what's his name? Dovette might know him.

[Southside]

This is.

[Dutch]

Wow. Really? My panel.

[Dolvett]

We're training him.

[Dutch]

She said he was looking on Craigslist for what?

[Southside]

Speaking man.

[Brian Duke]

He was looking for dude.

[Dutch]

Oh, he's gay?

[Dolvett]

Yeah, he's just gay.

[Jen]

He's just.

[Dutch]

I mean, a straight guy's not gonna do it. He ain't gonna look at.

[Southside]

I don't understand men or the fathom.

[Dutch]

It's not even a question.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Is he. I don't even know what to ask to even, like, make it an.

[Jen]

Has he done it more than once?

[Various female callers (including Melissa, Ashley, Brittany)]

Yeah.

[Jen]

Okay.

[Dutch]

Yeah, because it's like that he can

[Jen]

do it once he's gay.

[Brian Duke]

Still gay.

[Caller (anonymous female)]

Right.

[Jen]

Well, if you do it. If you do it once, you could be going, like, what's this all about? But then the first time you click on a picture and a giant penis lands in your face.

[Dutch]

Representative. Representative.

[Jen]

You remember that? That's burned right there.

[Caller (anonymous female)]

Yeah.

[Jen]

Never go back.

[Brian Duke]

Yeah.

[Caller (anonymous female)]

These are still a stigma for a guy to be gay. So a guy is going sneak around more than a woman because A woman. You know, you have straight girls in clubs that kiss on each other and they're play. Play lesbians. And so there's not as much stigma for them. But if your man is on Craigslist looking for another guy and he's done it more than once. Honey, I'm sorry. He likes men.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Have you talked to him? Does he know that you know, he doesn't.

[Dolvett]

There's not a guy in this room that doesn't have a friend. We've all got a couple friends that, you know have gone south, but they won't admit it. And you don't press the issue because you're not, you know, because you can tell they're trying to cover it up. You can tell when there's a guy amongst you that's. That's definitely not. He's going out after girls because he feels like he has to.

[Jen]

Coincidence that both of Bert's knees have gone out.

[Dolvett]

We got a guy at the gym. I'm like, just come out of the closet.

[Dutch]

I heard my knee.

[Dolvett]

Yeah, you hurt your knee.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

This is coming, by the way, from the guy that confessed he wore a girdle last night.

[Southside]

Really?

[Jen]

Spanx. It was man's. It was man spanks, if I'm not mistaken. Somebody today show.

[Caller (anonymous female)]

Wow.

[Dutch]

I did that one time.

[Lady Luck]

One time.

[Caller (anonymous female)]

Let me just reiterate my point that guys, do you understand, they're not comfortable with, you know, like these guys are making jokes about any kind of gay reference, any gay reference. All of a sudden it's five minutes of comedy. So that means your. Your guy is gay.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

All right, you guys, thanks for coming.

[Jen]

You're gay. Melissa, whatever.

[Dolvett]

Yes, I am.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Sneaky gay. Thanks, Dolvett.

[Dutch]

Thank you, bro.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Thanks, Brian. Thanks, Dutch. Southside. Thank you, dude.

[Dolvett]

You're welcome.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

You guys are good. This is our A list right here. This is our A team. This is our guys panel.

[Lady Luck]

A team.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

All right, we'll do this again.

[Brian Duke]

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