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Burt
You're on the Burt show and maybe guys can call up and tell me if I'm normal here because I don't think this is one that women can understand.
Stacy
Okay, all right.
Burt
I'm not sure that I understand it either, but I'll be honest with you. So I had two doctor's appointments yesterday. I almost hate talking about them because man, they just make me sound so old. I got two, two old persons injuries right now.
Stacy
Well, I think that. Well, I just think when men go to the doctor and they do checkups or whatever, I mean, I think it takes a lot to get a guy to go to the doctor. You know what I mean, well, I'm
Burt
taking some comfort in the fact that the two injuries I got were sports related, like the knee. I had to go get the MRI for the right knee yesterday. And then I was lifting in the gym like, a year ago, too heavy. And I knew it, but I went for it anyway, and I gave myself a hernia. So I got this nice little lump now.
Stacy
Right.
Burt
I know it sounds sexy and all, but it's not. So I decided yesterday to go get that checked out. My idea here was if I did have a hernia, and I do have as messed up a leg as I think, I have to do both surgeries in the same day.
Stacy
Okay.
Burt
So I got the consults yesterday, and Stacy wanted to go with me yesterday, especially to the hernia one, because when there's any kind of surgery, she wants to be in on the consult because she wants to know exactly what she's going to have to do and how she's going to have to prepare. And so she likes to go to those consults. So I was reluctant to have her go yesterday because I knew this.
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Burt
I just don't like her in the same doctor's office when I'm getting my junk checked. And that's really what it boils down to. I can see that it's a little awkward, you know, and she's seen my junk quite a bit.
Caller/Guest
Y' all been married for how long?
Burt
We've been married for 13 years and known each other for 16. So she's pretty. She's pretty, Burt. Junk educated.
Caller/Guest
She's familiar with the area.
Burt
She is.
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Burt
And we're in this very clinical, medically, you know, it's a medical, you know, surroundings. So, like, there shouldn't be anything awkward about it. But, man, when that doctor walked in yesterday and Stacey's in the consult room, and he asked me to, like, to pull everything down, and he starts, like, fondling with my junk and stuff like that. I was really uncomfortable watching my wife have another dude handle my junk.
Caller/Guest
Yeah, I can see that that's awkward.
Burt
And she said, I don't know why you're being so homophobic about it. And I said to her, it has nothing to do with, like, I think all of a sudden the doctor is gonna start hook. It has nothing to do with that at all. But there's something about being. Having another. Now, if it was a female doctor, I don't think it would have bothered me.
Caller/Guest
Oh, really? Any doctor?
Stacy
Cause I would think anything.
Burt
I don't know that it would have bothered me as much. I Don't think so. Maybe there is some homophobia going on there. I don't know. But I know it was awkward to have a dude handling my junk with my wife right next to me.
Caller/Guest
I understand that that's an awkward situation,
Stacy
but I've never had a guest in my gynecological appointment before.
Caller/Guest
And that's why I'm always so amazed how women who deliver bab have other people in there other than their husband or they let their husband like down at that end of the bed.
Burt
Well, that's what Stacey's point was yesterday also is like, you have been in the room when I've had two children, right? I mean, I've held her leg, I've cut the cord. I've seen our babies heads crown out of that area. So she's like, so how could you possibly be insecure about me looking at somebody else touch your junk in a medical setting?
Stacy
And you're like, I'm the vulnerable in this one, you know, I mean, like, because it's, you know, that's vulnerable.
Caller/Guest
That's probably what it is. I think you're right. You hit the nail on the head.
Burt
Maybe so. But yeah, that's how it all went down yesterday. And I'm still as uncomfortable talking about it today as I was yesterday. Listen, it's the virt show.
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This episode of The Bert Show explores the discomfort and vulnerability men may feel when undergoing medical exams in front of their spouses—specifically when it comes to sensitive, personal exams. Host Bert opens up about his recent doctor’s appointments, revealing hesitancy about his wife Stacy being present during a particularly personal exam. The team candidly dives into the gender dynamics of medical vulnerability, societal expectations, and personal boundaries, sparking a mix of humor and honest reflection.
"I almost hate talking about them because man, they just make me sound so old." — Bert (01:36)
"I just don't like her in the same doctor's office when I'm getting my junk checked. And that's really what it boils down to." — Bert (02:57)
"I was really uncomfortable watching my wife have another dude handle my junk." — Bert (03:22)
"Now, if it was a female doctor, I don't think it would have bothered me." — Bert (03:45)
"She said, I don't know why you're being so homophobic about it. And I said... it has nothing to do with that at all." — Bert (03:45)
"You've been in the room when I've had two children, right? ...So how could you possibly be insecure about me looking at somebody else touch your junk in a medical setting?" — Stacy (04:33)
"I'm the vulnerable in this one... that's vulnerable." — Bert (04:53)
"I almost hate talking about them because man, they just make me sound so old." — Bert (01:36)
"I just don't like her in the same doctor's office when I'm getting my junk checked. And that's really what it boils down to." — Bert (02:57)
“I'm the vulnerable in this one, you know, I mean, like, because it's, you know, that's vulnerable.” — Bert (04:53)
"You've been in the room when I've had two children, right? ...So how could you possibly be insecure about me looking at somebody else touch your junk in a medical setting?" — Stacy (04:33)
"I'm still as uncomfortable talking about it today as I was yesterday." — Bert (05:01)
| Timestamp | Segment | |-----------|----------------------------------------------| | 01:30 | Bert introduces his recent doctor visits | | 02:54 | Stacy insists on joining the consultation | | 03:22 | Bert’s discomfort during the examination | | 03:45 | Discussion of gender of doctor & discomfort | | 04:33 | Comparison with childbirth and vulnerability | | 05:01 | Bert summarizes the internal discomfort |
In this candid episode, Bert spotlights a rarely discussed type of vulnerability: what it feels like for men to be examined intimately by another man, especially with their spouse present. The conversation is a humorous and honest look at gender expectations, comfort zones, and why some boundaries persist even in loving, long-term relationships. Though Bert knows it’s not rational and readily admits the double standard—considering all he witnessed during his wife’s childbirth—he still feels the “awkwardness” keenly.
The team’s banter blends empathy, teasing, and real talk, encouraging listeners to reflect on their own boundaries and perhaps have a laugh at the universally uncomfortable nature of some medical moments.