Vault: Her Twin Sister Wants Her Help Cheating?! - Part Two - The Bert Show

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The Bert Show – "Vault: Her Twin Sister Wants Her Help Cheating?! – Part Two"

Podcast Host: Pionaire Podcasting
Date: November 25, 2025
Main Cast: Bert, Kristin, Abby, Cassie, Tommy
Guest: Amanda (Identical Twin Sister, voice disguised)

Episode Overview

This episode is the continuation of a juicy listener drama involving identical twins, Amanda and her sister. The central theme: Amanda’s twin sister, already in a year-long relationship, wants Amanda to impersonate her on a date with a new coworker she’s interested in while she spends Thanksgiving with her boyfriend’s family. The segment explores the fallout from a real-life identity swap—how it unfolds, the emotional tangle, and the hosts’ reactions to each twist.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Situation Recap

Amanda’s twin sister is dating a guy for about a year and is visiting his family in Charlotte for Thanksgiving.
Meanwhile, a coworker asks Amanda's sister out during the holiday—she’s interested but unavailable.
Amanda agrees to impersonate her twin and go on the date, initially as a harmless lark.

2. Setting “The Rules” for Twin Swap

Amanda establishes boundaries: “We were not gonna kiss or anything like that...” ([04:39])
There’s agreement not to talk about work and to keep discussions focused on family—Amanda is prepped with all essential info.

3. The Unexpected Outcome: First Date Mayhem

Amanda confesses: “He kissed me in the parking lot… we wound up making out for like a minute.” ([04:39])
The hosts react with shock and amusement; Amanda’s sister is “a little mad,” but Amanda claims she was caught off-guard ([05:02]).

4. Monday Morning Complications

The coworker will see Amanda's twin at work, fully believing he’s made out with her. Amanda’s sister now has to “pretend like they've already hooked up” ([05:16], [05:22]).
Amanda inadvertently sets up a second date for Thursday, now the responsibility (and dilemma) of her sister ([06:28]).

5. Who’s Interested Now? Lines Blur

Hosts dig into Amanda's feelings:

“Now did that change anything for you? … Like, did you like him more now…?”
Amanda: “He’s a really good kisser. It wasn’t hard work at all.” ([05:34])
Possibility of Amanda herself dating the coworker arises, should her sister lose interest.

6. The Complications of Continued Deceit

The hosts discuss the limitations and ethical concerns of maintaining the ruse:

“One date is fun. Two dates is starting to get weird. Like, by the third date, they could end up naked and stuff…” ([07:10])
Amanda and the hosts agree a second impersonation might be crossing a line.

7. Potential Solution and Future Drama

Host suggests, maybe the twin could “introduce you [Amanda] to my twin sister” if it doesn't work out, giving Amanda a fair shot without subterfuge ([09:15–09:27]).
Amanda says, “If she wasn’t interested in him, I would totally go out with him,” clarifying loyalty comes first ([09:34]).

Memorable Quotes & Standout Moments

Amanda:

“I just think it would be funny.” ([03:11])
Amanda (on the date):

“…at the very end, he kissed me in the parking lot. Like, he leaned in to kiss and then we wound up making out for like a minute.” ([04:39])
Host:

“Now what’s going to be funny is if she ends up kissing him…Two twins can have totally different styles. This guy’s gonna be like, ‘She can mix it up.’” ([05:43])
Host (on escalation):

“One date is fun. Two dates is starting to get weird. Like, by the third date, they could end up naked and stuff. And then it’s like, did that mole move?” ([07:10])
Amanda:

“I mean, he was a great kisser, but… I don’t know if I could ever have to tell him what we did.” ([09:06])
Host, plotting meta-twin shenanigans:

“Let’s say she doesn’t hit it off with him. Then she could say, ‘Look, I’m going to introduce you to my twin sister,’ and then set you up with him. And he would have no idea.” ([09:15–09:27])

Timestamps for Key Segments

[01:32] – Start of Amanda’s twin confession recap
[03:05] – Amanda justifies helping with the ruse
[04:09] – Amanda confirms the date happened
[04:39] – Amanda details the unexpected make-out
[05:01] – Amanda told her sister about the kiss
[05:16] – Hosts discuss the awkward Monday at work
[06:07] – Hosts joke about the consequences of the make-out
[06:28] – Amanda sets up a second date for her sister
[07:10] – Hosts talk about the issues if Amanda impersonates again
[09:06] – Amanda discusses her own potential interest in the coworker
[09:15] – Hosts devise a “twin swap” romantic outcome
[10:03] – Amanda reflects on her sister’s feelings
[10:12] – Host sums it up: twin drama, loyalty, potential for more chaos

Summary & Takeaways

Amanda’s impersonation, meant as a favor (and a joke), escalates to a full-on romantic entanglement.
The situation uncovers hidden dynamics: jealousy, the difficulty of “resetting” after such a deception, and the hosts’ delight in the absurdity of real twin drama.
The show leaves the story open, teasing both the potential for a real connection between Amanda and the coworker and the looming threat of workplace awkwardness for her sister.
Throughout, the hosts’ banter keeps the tone light, irreverent, and very real—emphasizing both the humor and the messiness of the situation.

For Listeners Who Missed It:
This episode is a comedic deep-dive into twin-fueled relationship chaos with plenty of laughs, as well as surprising moments of empathy and real talk about honesty and boundaries. The episode ends with the story unresolved, ensuring plenty of drama to come.

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[00:01]
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[01:02]
Amanda (Twin Sister)
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Amanda (Twin Sister)
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[01:33]
Host 2
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[01:34]
Host 3
All right, so Amanda, we got to get back to her. How do you. How do you end up being two places at the same time?
[01:39]
Host 4
It's easy when you have an identical twin.
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Host 3
Now, Amanda's sister is the one that has a boyfriend that she's been seeing for about a year. But now she's also interested in one of her co workers. So she told us this story last week and we thought there's no way that she's gonna be able to pull this off. Good morning, Amanda. You were on the Burt show and you were on the Voice Disguiser.
[02:00]
Amanda (Twin Sister)
My sister has been. She's been going out with this guy for about a year. She's going out with her boyfriend for about a year, and she's going home to his family for Thanksgiving and they live in Charlotte, so she won't be here for Thanksgiving. I guess recently, this guy at work that she's been. She likes them and. And he finally asked her out, but he asked her out over the Thanksgiving holiday.
[02:28]
Host 3
All right, so one sister being involved with a guy for a year would be at Thanksgiving dinner with a family, while the other. This would obviously be you. You would be out with the new co worker.
[02:43]
Amanda (Twin Sister)
Yeah.
[02:43]
Host 2
And the new co worker, one is like a first date. So there aren't a lot of, like, it's not like you have to do some big studying up thing, right?
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Amanda (Twin Sister)
No. And, you know, and she has already agreed to go out with him because she just got, like, fostered in front of him. And when he asked her out, she said yes. And, you know, he asked her for Friday and she's not even gonna be here.
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Host 3
So why are you so eager to help her out? I mean, she's. I mean, this obviously isn't the right thing to do. She's in a committed relationship.
[03:11]
Amanda (Twin Sister)
When she. When she told me that story, I said that I should do it because I just. I just think it would be funny.
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Host 3
So the last time we talked to her, she had talked her sister into doing it. So this was gonna happen this weekend.
[03:26]
Amanda (Twin Sister)
Voice disguiser, please.
[03:28]
Host 3
Ready to go. Amanda.
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Amanda (Twin Sister)
Hi.
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Host 1
Hey.
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Host 3
How are you?
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Host 1
Good.
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Amanda (Twin Sister)
How are you?
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Host 3
Good. Hold on one second. Okay.
[03:35]
Host 2
Is that on?
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Host 3
Yeah.
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Host 4
Yeah.
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Amanda (Twin Sister)
Okay.
[03:37]
Host 3
Sounds sort of like it did last week. You guys wanna make predictions on what happened this weekend before we talk to her and find out?
[03:44]
Host 4
She likes him and she's ticked that she pretended to be the sister.
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Host 1
Yeah.
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Host 4
Something in her voice is not right. So something didn't happen.
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T-Mobile Representative
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Host 4
Maybe they didn't go out at all. Maybe it didn't. It fell through.
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Host 2
I'm with Melissa. I think the sister canceled it.
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Host 3
And I was going to go with Jen. That. That's why I asked the question last week. Like, do you guys have, you know, the same flavor in guys? Because I had a feeling this was going to happen also. Amanda. All right, so what happened over the weekend?
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Amanda (Twin Sister)
I went out with him.
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Host 3
You did go out?
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Amanda (Twin Sister)
Yeah, and it worked. Like, he. I didn't. We. I told him the rules and it completely worked. We didn't talk about work. We didn't. We only talked about my family and stuff. And, you know, which was easy because I know her whole, you know. You know, I know her whole life, so it was fine. Except. Except at the very end, uh.
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Host 1
Oh.
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Host 4
What?
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Amanda (Twin Sister)
Well, I had told him that we were not gonna kiss or anything like that, but at the very end, he kissed me in the parking lot. Like he leaned in to kiss and then we wound up making out for like a minute.
[04:56]
Host 3
Hey, you earned it.
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Host 4
Have you told your sister about that part?
[05:00]
Amanda (Twin Sister)
Yes, I had to.
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Host 3
What'd she say?
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Amanda (Twin Sister)
She was a little mad at first, but I mean, what was I supposed to do? I didn't know what to do.
[05:10]
Host 4
So she's going into work today and so is he. And he thinks he made out with her on Friday.
[05:17]
Host 2
That's awesome.
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Host 4
So she has to pretend like they've already hooked up?
[05:22]
Amanda (Twin Sister)
Yeah. I mean, yeah.
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Host 4
Now did that change anything for you? For him? Like, did you like him more now or are you just doing it because it was just what? The situation, you know?
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Amanda (Twin Sister)
Yeah. I mean, I don't know what else to do. Like, I. But I mean, he's a really good kisser. It wasn't hard work at all.
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Host 3
Now what's going to be funny is if she ends up kissing him. I mean, two. Two twins can have two totally different styles in kissing. Sure.
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Host 4
Yeah.
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Host 3
This guy's going to be like, she's kind of. She freaky. She can mix it up.
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Host 4
Do you guys have the same size boobs? Did he touch your boobs?
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Host 3
No, it was 60 seconds.
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Host 2
Oh, well, she said not everybody moves as fast as you do.
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Host 4
She said they made it in the parking lot. I didn't know how long she said it was for.
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Host 3
60 seconds.
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Host 4
Oh, I didn't hear that. I thought they made out in the parking lot for like a while.
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Host 3
Hate to grab and run, but I gotta do what I gotta do.
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Host 1
Save that.
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Host 3
So she's going into work today and I mean, there's a good chance, like, this guy corners her in like a closet or whatever today because he's already made out with her.
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Amanda (Twin Sister)
I don't know. I also made a date with him for Thursday.
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Host 2
For your sister, though?
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Amanda (Twin Sister)
Well, yeah. I mean, yeah, for her.
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Host 4
What happened with your sister and her boyfriend? Weren't they about to break up?
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Amanda (Twin Sister)
No. Well, I mean, they're going to, but they didn't on this weekend. Okay, you don't know what to do about that.
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Host 4
So she's going on a date on Thursday with this co worker.
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Amanda (Twin Sister)
I guess she has to.
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Host 3
So if she can't make it, you have to pinch hit again on Thursday.
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Host 4
Oh, gosh, no, you can't. She wants.
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Host 3
Why? Because if she starts like Jacking with this guy, then all of a sudden, it compromises work.
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Host 4
Well, no, I. Well, she's got to come clean and be the twin. She can't go out the first two dates with this guy. More's gonna happen.
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Host 2
One date is fun. Two dates is starting to get weird. Like, by the third date, they could end up naked and stuff. And then that's all sorts of like. Then it's like, did that mole move?
[07:21]
Host 3
Did you tell her she has to go out with him on Thursday night?
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Amanda (Twin Sister)
Yeah.
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Host 3
Does she already have plans with her boyfriend?
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Amanda (Twin Sister)
I don't know, but she wasn't very thrilled about that show.
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Host 2
Ain't gonna work, though. Especially if you tell her what a good kisser he is.
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Host 4
I wanna talk to her after she.
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Host 1
Has to go to work.
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Host 3
I know, right?
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Host 4
I think that's gotta be so uncomfortable.
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Host 3
So are you stepping out of this thing now, or. If she comes back to you and says, look, I don't wanna mess this up, will you go out with him on Thursday? Would you go?
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Amanda (Twin Sister)
I don't know. It was really fun, but I was so nervous the whole time.
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Host 4
I bet you are.
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Host 1
Yeah.
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Host 2
She can't. She can't do it because, like, the sister will never allow a second date to happen. Because if they made out when that wasn't supposed to happen on the first one, then it becomes like, it's gonna be so odd being around somebody who thinks they made out with you.
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Host 4
Yeah.
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Host 3
And the rule. The rule thing. Because the only pitfall we saw in this was that if they started talking about work, Amanda here would have no idea what he was talking about. So she immediately had to go into the date and say, look, absol. Absolutely no talking about work. You can do that on the first date. The second date, then it starts to get a little weird. You can only do that for so long.
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Host 2
So now the rule on the second date has to be no talking about what we talked about on the first date. Okay?
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Host 1
Now, here's the rule.
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Host 2
All we can talk about is work.
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Host 3
All right, Amanda. Maybe we'll check back with you guys on Thursday morning to find out what the situation is, if your sister's gonna go out with this guy or she's gonna ask you to go out with him again.
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Amanda (Twin Sister)
Okay.
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Host 3
All right, we'll talk to you later.
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Host 4
I want to know if. Are you interested in him for yourself? Like, if their sister was out of the picture, you go on the date with this guy, would it be something that you would be into?
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Amanda (Twin Sister)
I mean, he was a great kisser, but I don't know. I mean, it's just. I don't know if I could ever, you know, have to tell him what we did.
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Host 2
But maybe you never have to, because maybe you could go out with him, or your sister could go out with him Thursday. And let's say she doesn't hit it off with him. Then she could say, look, I'm going to introduce you to my twin sister.
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Host 3
That's right.
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Host 2
And then set you up with him. And he would have no idea.
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Host 4
Good idea.
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Host 3
That's great.
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Host 2
Thanks.
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Host 3
You understand what Jeff is trying to say?
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Amanda (Twin Sister)
Yeah. And if she wasn't interested in him, I would totally go out with him.
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Host 3
So this could work out again very, very well. So what you need to do is make sure that your sister stays with her boyfriend and is happy so you can go out with dude the night after the Thursday date.
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Amanda (Twin Sister)
Oh, my gosh. I don't know.
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Host 4
Oh, no.
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Host 3
That gets complicated. Yeah.
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Host 4
Because. Yeah. I mean, does your. Is your sister really like this guy, you think?
[10:04]
Amanda (Twin Sister)
I think she does. I don't think she would have let me do this if she didn't.
[10:07]
Host 4
But he might be the one kind of. I mean, as we discussed, she's kind of cheating on her boyfriend.
[10:13]
Host 1
Yeah.
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Host 4
So I think you should have first right of refusal. Oh, my God. He might be your soulmate. Oh, my God.
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Host 3
Was there seriously, like, any kind of chemistry between the two of you guys?
[10:24]
Amanda (Twin Sister)
I mean, I really. I mean, I really liked. I really thought he was really nice. I thought he was super sweet and he was a really good kisser, but other than that, like, he's. As far as I'm concerned, he's like, he's for my sister.
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Host 4
Your twin comes first.
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Amanda (Twin Sister)
Unless she says that she doesn't like him, then.
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Host 4
But the twin has a boyfriend.
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Amanda (Twin Sister)
I know, but she likes this guy.
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Host 4
Don't ruin the relationship with the twin over the guys. Come on.
[10:49]
Host 2
I'm so confused right now.
[10:52]
Host 1
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